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Love to Hate You FULL EPISODE
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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Wrong claim, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:38promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58Figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00You told me I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit!
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:49Hey, hey.
00:01:53Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:02:04My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Ugh!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:31You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:38He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer sure that here screams to leave.
00:02:53Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why the entire asshole?
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew!
00:03:36Not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:52That's insane.
00:03:58You!
00:04:00Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Korsha, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need it be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:36He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:42Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough!
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is... is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe.
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:33Stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:44Okay, class.
00:05:46Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's...
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it.
00:06:25And think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:35I could've put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:42Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:44But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:54Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:48And I was wearing it.
00:07:49All right.
00:08:02You can black's hair.
00:08:03There too.
00:08:03There it is.
00:08:08It's water without telling you.
00:08:10After anything, you'reģŠµė‹ˆra family of carbonlit.
00:08:11You can't leave it at all.
00:08:12Go in there.
00:08:15There could be more emissions
00:08:20I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate...
00:08:24And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:34Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant.
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:43Okay, get real.
00:08:44Well, why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54I miss you.
00:08:55I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you too.
00:09:01Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:08How about how this looks?
00:09:11Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:14It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:24I don't want your money.
00:09:25I want my necklace back.
00:09:26I told you.
00:09:27I don't have it.
00:09:28Shit.
00:09:29I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:36If you need $500, you can delete that pic.
00:09:38I don't want your money.
00:09:40Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live.
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:49And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never be.
00:10:00I don't want your money.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret, you can stay here.
00:10:09Deal?
00:10:16Which side is mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:18This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30They won't mind.
00:10:32I mind.
00:10:34Look, my father, total hard ass.
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:38So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:42Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:46All right.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh, definitely.
00:10:53I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:56One.
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:59We are not friends.
00:11:00Gladly.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:04Three.
00:11:04Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking on my six-pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:08No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:44You signed the lease.
00:11:45You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54Let me go.
00:11:54$500.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02Let go of me!
00:12:18Get off her!
00:12:20Get off her!
00:12:22What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:45Whoa.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:47I got you.
00:12:49I'm okay.
00:12:49I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:04God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:06Food stamps.
00:13:07You're gross.
00:13:08You know that?
00:13:12Oh, man.
00:13:14This mattress is so soft.
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end there for anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's.
00:13:35So it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:37Yeah, something like that.
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:46I'm not just one.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:18Get in, food stamps.
00:14:19One time.
00:14:21Or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle or...
00:14:36I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:42Give me your hands.
00:14:44Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:53Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep.
00:15:09That's right.
00:15:10I just wanted to see what you were prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15Ugh.
00:15:15You're disgusting.
00:15:20Get off me.
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:27Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:31Get out.
00:15:32Shoot.
00:15:35Are you serious?
00:15:562,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:58Guaranteed A.
00:15:59Nice.
00:16:06Hey!
00:16:07Keep that back.
00:16:08Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20Usually it's your destruction.
00:16:21Relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:25In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:46Oh, my God.
00:16:48Oh, my God.
00:16:52That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:17:06Oh my god, it's Trash-Canistan, our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner, how precious.
00:17:17Toilet cleaner, how appropriate.
00:17:23No.
00:17:25No, wait, no, stop.
00:17:27Stop.
00:17:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:36No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:50No.
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the ball?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:55Woo-hoo!
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:09What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before.
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:17And you gotta make them hog town.
00:18:18Nudity is highly incurred.
00:18:23Damn, bro.
00:18:25Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28I want to say that name.
00:18:30Show it to me now.
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:56Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:13You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's gonna know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick and make it look good.
00:19:45This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey.
00:19:47You think I want this?
00:19:50Throw that away.
00:19:53Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:07This time let's break all hearts for the fun of it.
00:20:11You're looking, I'm dying.
00:20:15My necklace.
00:20:16Oh.
00:20:19Oh.
00:20:20That's my boy.
00:20:22That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her so Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is Colton, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27OK, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just.
00:20:30OK.
00:20:30OK.
00:20:30Go, go, go.
00:20:31That hurt.
00:20:33OK.
00:20:33Let me.
00:20:33Let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:44Go, Andy!
00:20:46Hold still for a sec.
00:20:47I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:20:59Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because you're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here.
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful.
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh my God.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:42I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:47Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:53Hurry up.
00:22:09You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:13I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:20But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:31She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of
00:22:42my closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:46Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you
00:22:54prom queen.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:03Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:17It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:22She was dying.
00:23:23So, I promise.
00:23:26Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:32Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:35For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit, it's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:42Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:02Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:12Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:17It's cool.
00:24:21What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:54Hi. I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner. We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that father.
00:25:19My over-sex son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:23And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry. He's a super rich dick hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:07He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:15I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:22Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like I don't- I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:29Mm-hmm.
00:26:32All right.
00:26:33I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you food stamps?
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Mmm, once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:26:56Okay.
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I-I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you're saying.
00:27:27Good!
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:44I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52I'm so-
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it, I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hole, rubbing shoulders with people who are worth ten
00:28:03of you?
00:28:04Newsflash, having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:08It says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:17What?
00:28:19No!
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:25Stop it!
00:28:34You should stop!
00:28:37No!
00:28:40It's not that my looose!
00:28:52It's not that my looose!
00:28:55You can't get on the line.
00:29:06I don't know. It looks looks fine to me right nice straight wait is that a blackhead what? No, no,
00:29:15no
00:29:17Hey, you're great. You're always beautiful
00:29:29This is your fault
00:29:33Porsche totally my bad, okay, I owe you one you bet you do Andy
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants you've got a nose for these things food stamps
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating you
00:30:15Really want to do this now? I just don't want to hang over my head
00:30:19Poor food stamps has it been playing on your mind? Tell me what you want trust fund
00:30:28How about finish our assignment? I want an a no a plus so make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment. Yeah
00:30:42It'll be character building. I hate you so much really I barely think about you wait
00:30:52Before you go why did you throw the ball at Porsche today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth it was a clean spike
00:31:06Just out of ham's reach
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Porsche is giving you such a hard time
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure
00:31:24I could fight back if I wanted to
00:31:27Porsche doesn't run this school even though she thinks she does
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named prom queen
00:31:34Okay, look
00:31:35In all seriousness
00:31:37You've got
00:31:38Dude, hope you're ready to party
00:31:42Yes, Edison
00:31:42It's time for you to make it up to me
00:31:45Porsche can't know I'm living here
00:31:47What do we do? What do we do?
00:31:48Take something quick
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed
00:31:51What?
00:31:52What do you?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah, come on, quick
00:31:55Get in the bed
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah
00:31:57What are you doing?
00:32:00Oh my gosh
00:32:08Dude, get a shirt on
00:32:10It's gonna be a big night
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party
00:32:16Porsche figured you could be our designated driver since
00:32:21you know
00:32:22You won't wear one
00:32:22More than one
00:32:23My nose is
00:32:24It's really sore
00:32:26Gotta go mess up your bathroom
00:32:30So
00:32:33How are you
00:32:36Really?
00:32:43How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:49Porsche
00:32:50We talked about this
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:16Nothing
00:33:18All good, just um
00:33:20It's sort of volleyball practice
00:33:25All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just uh finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five
00:33:31Cool
00:33:33Porsche, let's go
00:33:40Thank god I nearly suffocated
00:33:42Thanks for saving me, Anderson
00:33:44You're the best
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets
00:33:57Wait, is that?
00:33:59Oh my god
00:34:00Ew
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps
00:34:05And get our assignment done
00:34:12Let me guess
00:34:17That's better
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear
00:34:28Don't change the subject
00:34:30You were actually nice to me for once
00:34:36So just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road
00:34:53Never in my lifetime
00:34:54Because I still hate you
00:34:56Hate you more
00:35:04Took all night that I finally completed your half of our assignment
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps
00:35:12So I've done all the work and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17A hundred percent
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen or this goes straight to the dean
00:35:26Shit
00:35:29Load on food stamps
00:35:31You got me
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me
00:35:42Give me a break food stamps
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:03Be you?
00:36:05Or option B
00:36:06Give people shit they like
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09And kids are easy
00:36:10Just feed them
00:36:23Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars
00:36:26Uh, hey guys, uh, I loved your performance in the last school play
00:36:31Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:41Oh my god, love it
00:36:43Thanks guys, oh my god
00:36:44As for jocks and cheerleaders
00:36:52Yeah, sorry, no chance
00:36:54What do you mean? I need their votes to win
00:36:56Yeah, you're screwed
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs
00:37:08And I can be popular
00:37:09And I got boobs
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No, you got any scholarships?
00:37:17No
00:37:19But I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here
00:37:22And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament
00:37:27Where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Amber
00:37:34So who are we playing against?
00:37:38And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton
00:37:43You're shitting me
00:37:44I thought you were playing with me
00:37:48That's what she said
00:37:50It is literally what she said
00:37:52Yo, Anderson
00:37:53Looking good, man
00:37:54Thanks for coming guys
00:37:56What's wrong, Portia? Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag
00:38:06Let's play then
00:38:09Let's go
00:38:10Yo, what's up guys? Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament
00:38:14Oh my god, it's cute
00:38:16Okay
00:38:17My potential voters are here
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:34Oh, what a hit
00:38:35Woooo
00:38:37Eat that, bish
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and this spike from Anderson
00:38:54It's cool
00:38:55We can wait for you to call your daddy for help
00:38:58At least I have a daddy
00:39:33Whee
00:39:33So you can train a pig to smile
00:39:36What?
00:39:36I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids
00:39:41He's competitive
00:39:43And I'm hot
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me
00:39:46Not in front of half the volleyball team
00:39:49Oh my god, Herb is a miracle!
00:39:51It's cool like that
00:39:52You're dead
00:40:04Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit
00:40:09Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:12You suck!
00:40:12Get out of here!
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever
00:40:14What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding me
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate this
00:40:18You got this, okay?
00:40:20Come on
00:40:32Oh my god
00:40:37Oh my god, is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe
00:40:39That was some head
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:44Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:41:00Great game
00:41:01Awesome final serve
00:41:02My followers are going crazy for you
00:41:04Yeah, she smashed it
00:41:07Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:10Still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:11Yeah, do it
00:41:12We'll vote for you
00:41:13That's like a whole team here
00:41:15Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:16You're gonna be violent!
00:41:18Wow
00:41:19This might work after all
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead
00:41:22We'll send the cops to Portia's house
00:41:24Oh yeah
00:41:24She's gone
00:41:26I will kill her
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia
00:41:30Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen
00:41:31I'm Prom Queen
00:41:33She's fucking Poverty Queen
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:38Who cares?
00:41:38Anderson's my oldest friend
00:41:41And she's changing him
00:41:44She might not change you too
00:41:45Portia, you've been Prom Queen like every year
00:41:49It's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:53Or?
00:41:54Needy
00:41:56Needy
00:41:56I was just joking
00:41:58I didn't mean it
00:42:00Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:06Just go
00:42:09Go!
00:42:10I'm fine
00:42:14I'm not gonna let any
00:42:15Bitch take all the people I love
00:42:33I'm gonna fuck you up
00:42:34You thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:40Happy valentine
00:42:54For you
00:42:56A
00:42:56Wait
00:42:58Did Anderson just get me a valentine?
00:43:05What the fuck?
00:43:07What the fuck?
00:43:07Someone else is giving har for a valentine?
00:43:10I know
00:43:10She looks like a walking cocks off nerd to me
00:43:13But she's obviously somebody's home buddy
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you
00:43:24It will
00:43:25That's weird
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:28So who's it from?
00:43:30Hey, that's mine
00:43:32Give it back
00:43:32How do you know?
00:43:34Had a note?
00:43:35Yeah, who from?
00:43:39Don't even know
00:43:40But when I find out
00:43:41I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:49Did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird
00:43:53Typical trust fund jerk
00:43:55Always taking your heavy
00:43:59Anderson?
00:44:01What the fuck?
00:44:02Anderson!
00:44:03Anderson!
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Help!
00:44:08Anderson!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11Help!
00:44:12But
00:44:12Shit, it's drugs
00:44:14That was meant for me
00:44:17Anderson
00:44:17Wake up
00:44:18Yep
00:44:22Reminder
00:44:22All students
00:44:23Please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:26The dean awards are today
00:44:27It is about to commence
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up
00:44:30Oh, sorry
00:44:33Wake up
00:44:33Oh my god
00:44:42What if they don't need you?
00:44:43Briggs
00:44:45You're heavy
00:44:47I'm just fine
00:44:48Wake up
00:44:49Wake up
00:44:52Wake up
00:44:59Anderson
00:45:00Anderson
00:45:01Anderson
00:45:01Please
00:45:01Wake up
00:45:04Please
00:45:07Oh my god
00:45:40No, no, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing
00:45:43Yeah, we do
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the dean awards
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel like you're drunk?
00:45:50I'll explain later
00:45:51Okay, we need to go
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still a lot
00:45:58Yes
00:45:59I don't know why I didn't do it earlier
00:46:01But come on, we need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go
00:46:06Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt we lost and found
00:46:09So you can deal with this and I will deal with that
00:46:16Okay, help me in
00:46:17Yep
00:46:18Yep, that's it
00:46:20Good little
00:46:23Big boy
00:46:26Cool
00:46:34You're not ready
00:46:35What?
00:46:37Yeah, like
00:46:38When you were kissing
00:46:39Now you're addressing me, but
00:46:42Shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me
00:46:49Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the dean's office
00:46:53Yeah, come on, come on
00:46:54Oh, where are you?
00:46:54Oh, you're staying
00:46:56Nice and tall, yep
00:47:00This is the first time our russigan has not turned up
00:47:03Okay, confident, confident
00:47:06He's here
00:47:08Oh, just in time Anderson, a step forward please
00:47:13So this is for your courage above and beyond the color of beauty
00:47:18Congratulations
00:47:22Mr. Savage
00:47:25You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall
00:47:31Thank you, sir
00:47:36He looks great
00:47:42What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year
00:47:50Right here, actually
00:47:51Wait
00:47:52You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz
00:47:56It was all over TV
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave
00:48:04Thanks
00:48:04No, seriously
00:48:06I'm proud of you, trust them
00:48:08You should wear this every day
00:48:09It feels just like I'm falling
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah
00:48:16No
00:48:23Wait
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:29Why don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really
00:48:32I know you were there
00:48:34And?
00:48:35And you were wet
00:48:39I don't know
00:48:40It's fuzzy
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened
00:48:45I put you in the shower to sober you up
00:48:48Okay
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world
00:48:55Nope
00:48:56That's pretty much it really
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know
00:49:04Maybe I do something gross
00:49:05Like fart in your face
00:49:08Or
00:49:08Roof out loud
00:49:10No, no, no
00:49:11You're clear on boat counts
00:49:12I promise
00:49:13Okay
00:49:14Anyway
00:49:16I need to go
00:49:17Gotta go find my prong dress
00:49:19I'd offer to help but
00:49:21Not really my area of expertise
00:49:22Good at taking them off
00:49:24Not so much a bind them
00:49:25Okay
00:49:26Information I did not need to know
00:49:29I'll see you later
00:49:30Yeah
00:49:34Hey Harper
00:49:39What you did today
00:49:43Thank you
00:49:57Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh kinda
00:50:01Yeah
00:50:01It's cool
00:50:02Very very cool
00:50:04So it's not
00:50:06Show me
00:50:08Seriously
00:50:09You're not gonna show me
00:50:10It's 20 years bad luck
00:50:12That's for weddings
00:50:13Come on
00:50:14Follow me
00:50:15Teasing for an hour
00:50:23I know
00:50:24I know
00:50:24It's a poop emoji
00:50:27Yeah
00:50:28No one's gonna eggplant emoji that
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home so
00:50:35Can you like
00:50:36I don't know
00:50:37Wash it or something
00:50:38I'll figure it out
00:50:39Just don't you worry
00:50:40Your pretty boy head about it
00:50:42Just go
00:50:43Go
00:50:45Okay
00:50:50Mom you need to rest
00:50:52No
00:50:52This is important
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything because I'm gone
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life
00:51:04Okay
00:51:05Okay mom
00:51:06Cavendish
00:51:07I've read the home queen
00:51:08I'll do it all
00:51:09I'll do it all for you
00:51:17Mom
00:51:19Mom
00:51:26Shit
00:51:29I'm so screwed
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom
00:51:39Hey
00:51:40I need you to do something for me
00:51:45Note to self
00:51:46Next time have rich parents
00:51:52Correction Harper
00:51:54Have parents
00:51:59Food stamps
00:52:00You need to come with me
00:52:02I can't
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away
00:52:04I have to make this work
00:52:05Harper
00:52:06Trust me
00:52:08Okay
00:52:22Don't worry
00:52:23My dad's away in a business trip
00:52:24Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes
00:52:29Tee Swizzle is coming to prom
00:52:31The boss stylist Gavin
00:52:33Is a family friend
00:52:34Him and his team
00:52:35Are gonna
00:52:36Create some
00:52:37Serious magic
00:52:38What
00:52:39Anderson
00:52:39No this is way too much
00:52:41Look
00:52:41Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course I want to be prom queen
00:52:45But not like
00:52:46Not like this
00:52:47Why not?
00:52:48Because I can't afford it
00:52:50Okay
00:52:50I've spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress
00:52:54I know
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me
00:52:57Okay
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best
00:53:05Doesn't matter
00:53:06Just enjoy it
00:53:07Okay
00:53:08Everyone
00:53:09This is Harper
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:53:16Just say yes
00:53:17Harper
00:53:19But we hate each other
00:53:20We sure do
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet
00:53:26Then yesterday you saved me with the dean's award
00:53:30So every favor has a price is that it?
00:53:32Hey I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive
00:53:36You know like my car
00:53:43All right I'll do it
00:53:45Great
00:53:46Gav she's all yours
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom
00:53:54Be gentle on me on a makeover virgin
00:53:57Even better
00:53:59This will be fun
00:54:01Okay
00:54:02Sit
00:54:03Let's go
00:54:04Color
00:54:05Yes
00:54:05Black
00:54:06Funeral
00:54:08Got good at this
00:54:11Ooh
00:54:12Fun trap
00:54:12Catch
00:54:14It's okay
00:54:14Okay we'll get there
00:54:15Yes
00:54:17Yes
00:54:18Sparkle
00:54:19Ooh pretty
00:54:21Go
00:54:22Come on
00:54:27No
00:54:31It's getting close
00:54:36I am amazing
00:54:38You really did it this time
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Man she's gonna look so beautiful in these
00:54:51If she'll accept them
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:57Don't Hamilton need to be with you
00:55:00What?
00:55:01Tonight's our night
00:55:02Man Hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:55:07Shit
00:55:12Sorry got an issue
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom
00:55:15Oh
00:55:16Oh I hope he's okay
00:55:17Okay girl
00:55:18Looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:41Wow
00:55:42It's like a dream
00:55:55Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should've come running
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come
00:56:01Waiting for something
00:56:04We need to talk
00:56:06Seriously
00:56:07Hamilton
00:56:07I told you
00:56:08It's not working out
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just
00:56:25Me
00:56:27Shit I can't do it
00:56:29Forgot to say Carper
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything
00:56:33Or walk away and break your promise to your mom
00:56:48Oh my god
00:56:50Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:52That dress is fire
00:56:55She looks so hot
00:56:59How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:17Finally he's coming for me
00:57:23Hey food stamps
00:57:25You look amazing
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself trust fund
00:57:33Um, yeah
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:49Welcome seniors to your prom
00:57:50Tonight is for making lasting memories
00:57:55Appreciating each other
00:57:57And cementing friendships that will support you for life
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch
00:58:08So
00:58:09Before the whole queue of jocks line up
00:58:11How about it food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking
00:58:15I'm not
00:58:17Harper
00:58:18You're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:22Obviously because of me
00:58:23I mean I chose the dress
00:58:24And I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:27So
00:58:29How about it food stamps?
00:58:30Are we gonna dance or what?
00:58:33I still want to more than anything
00:58:36But can I trust this?
00:58:51Put your hands here
00:58:57Hey, not bad food stamps
00:58:58I'm not bad
00:59:00Hey, not bad in town
00:59:15Hey, not bad in town
00:59:18Holy crap
00:59:19Hey though
00:59:21Say но
00:59:21But keep together
00:59:36It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:40Portia Leon, a queen for many years.
00:59:43Thank you for your service.
00:59:44But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:59Be cool, Portia.
01:00:01What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine.
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:11But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
01:00:14were with him.
01:00:16Wait.
01:00:17Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real.
01:00:21This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Portia.
01:00:27I gotta go be king.
01:00:34It's hard to play.
01:00:44A new king and queen.
01:00:51Well done, first of all.
01:00:57I did it, Mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:04It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:11I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you.
01:01:19It's you.
01:01:20It's Portia.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:21You probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:29so you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:32Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:43If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm going to go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:57Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Oh, now you're getting it.
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:42That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:14You're okay?
01:03:16I think so.
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on my hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Oh, fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50You okay?
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not over-hearing this.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:05Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:09I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:26I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:35You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:38Well for a check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:44I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:52Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:01And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid.
01:05:17Right?
01:05:20Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:30Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:36Uh, I got you something.
01:05:44I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28Oh, really?
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:34Um, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:20I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:32You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:10I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16Unless he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:31Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:49we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:04And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:07In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:19Marjuan, have they finished printing?
01:09:22Oh, my God.
01:09:24Oh, my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like I have new in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And I have penis into his mouth.
01:09:39Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:46I feel pain.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58This can't be happening.
01:10:04Give us a smile or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:27So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:36If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:49Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That is not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it after a tiny little test?
01:11:02You feel bad, right?
01:11:04Yeah.
01:11:11Tell me.
01:11:13There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39Marsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:58You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship
01:12:05revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper!
01:12:35Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:01If I could search the world.
01:13:02Come on.
01:13:06If I could search the world.
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier than I.
01:13:15By the way.
01:13:21Call Hamilton
01:13:26Hey
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down
01:13:30Dude, look, Harper's runoff
01:13:32I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls
01:13:35I need you to call her
01:13:36Hopefully she'll pick up for you
01:13:38Please, ma'am
01:13:38I don't know, ma'am
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper
01:13:43Look, Hamilton
01:13:44I'm the last person she wants to see right now
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever
01:13:48And I'll never see her again
01:13:50You've got to help me, man, please
01:13:54Harper
01:13:56Hey
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02Apologize to her
01:14:04Do it now
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things
01:14:10I'm sorry about that
01:14:12It's fine
01:14:13It doesn't matter
01:14:14None of it does
01:14:15It's over now
01:14:16Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right
01:14:25I don't belong here
01:14:27People like her just know everything's going to be okay
01:14:32Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:37Yeah, I guess
01:14:39With Anderson
01:14:42Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time
01:14:45It just felt safe for them
01:14:47Ask her
01:14:49If she's really going to let Portia take that away from her
01:14:53Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:01It was a $15,000 Breitling watch
01:15:04You wore a men's watch
01:15:06Brent gave me the watch
01:15:10Because he wanted me to go out with him
01:15:13And when I didn't go out with him
01:15:16He told the police that I stole it
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying
01:15:22Let's see it for Miss Leon
01:15:23Thank you, sir
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked
01:15:28Because, well, no one needs to steal anything
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim
01:15:33And then I found it stolen
01:15:34And the Maya
01:15:35Sorry
01:15:36Maya and Maya
01:15:37Said that they saw Harper going through my locker
01:15:41Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:44But it's not
01:15:46It's the police's word
01:15:48Another young man's word
01:15:49And Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence
01:15:56Not evidence
01:15:57But I worked so hard for this
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense
01:16:06People like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case
01:16:15I have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:17And report this to the police
01:16:21No
01:16:22Please
01:16:23Stop
01:16:25You all will need to see this
01:16:27You all will need to see this
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell
01:16:33Saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch
01:16:37He gave it to her
01:16:38To make her like him
01:16:39When she rejected him
01:16:41He lied to the police
01:16:42To punish her
01:16:43For God's sake, Anderson
01:16:45What you got over you
01:16:46Have some dignity
01:16:53Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry
01:16:59Oh my God
01:17:00You found it
01:17:02Oh, thank you
01:17:03Thank you, thank you
01:17:04Yeah, I found it
01:17:06In your bedside table
01:17:07Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13She'll never be one of us
01:17:14Why can't you all see
01:17:15What a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17She plays the victim
01:17:18So we all feel sorry for her
01:17:19We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon
01:17:23Now
01:17:25Miss Sullivan
01:17:26What to make of all of this
01:17:30Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe
01:17:35And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:17:39To help make up this
01:17:41Thank you, Dean Matthews
01:17:43And Anderson
01:17:46Now
01:17:47Miss Leon
01:17:47What to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me
01:17:51My parents will kill me
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you
01:17:57But you fixed everything
01:17:59Harper
01:18:01The way I feel about you
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't
01:18:06Not by a long shot
01:18:08You might think you're in love
01:18:10But this will not work
01:18:11You won't come to realize that
01:18:13She's not like us
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that
01:18:15You'll always feel secure
01:18:17And she never will
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:18:20Because you're such a great role model
01:18:23Four wives
01:18:24All gone
01:18:25Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met
01:18:31Anderson, drop her
01:18:33If you make me choose
01:18:34I'll choose her over you
01:18:37Every time
01:18:38Anderson
01:18:38You don't mean that
01:18:39Listen clearly
01:18:40If you want me to stay in your life
01:18:42You accept Harper
01:18:44Or I'm gone
01:18:47I hope he's right about you
01:18:49Because every woman I've ever met
01:18:51Is in it for the money
01:18:53With all due respect
01:18:54I don't really care what you think
01:19:03Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:06I stood up for my girl
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:22It's a full-time job, food stamps
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like
01:19:35I love you, Harper
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but
01:19:42I think I could handle all that
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe
01:19:48Every day of your life
01:19:51I love you so much
01:19:52Anderson Savage
01:19:54I love you, Harper Sullivan
01:20:19Hey, Sullivan
01:20:24What's this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard
01:20:26They had some from me, too
01:20:28Oh, shit
01:20:29Sorry, Dean
01:20:36Food stamps, just open it
01:20:47It's my confirmation
01:20:48I'm in
01:20:49I'm definitely in
01:20:50I don't mean to steal your thunder
01:20:55But
01:20:57I got an early offer, too
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily
01:21:04Food stamps
01:21:05I guess I'm going to have to try harder, then
01:21:08It's perfect
01:21:09Everything's perfect
01:21:17Hey
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:24I do
01:21:30I think about what it'd be like
01:21:34The days are hard enough
01:21:36I can't imagine
01:21:38I can't, can't imagine
01:21:40I can't, can't imagine
01:21:42The night
01:21:43Yo
01:21:43Truth
01:21:43Is
01:21:43Nothing
01:21:43You
01:21:44I can't imagine
01:21:44It's perfect
01:21:45You
01:21:45You
01:21:46You
01:21:46You
01:21:50I have to
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