00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:24Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Woo!
01:13Let's go!
01:18Let's go, Eagles. Let's go.
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:21Uh, mm, no. I, uh...
02:27Damn! Th... this is so... awkward!
02:37ew... no, I, I... uh...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him and he loves them right back.
02:59He's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:02Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh, look, the creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:17As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone else.
03:32Babe, better?
03:33I don't just think I'm better.
03:35I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you?
03:43You're the undateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
04:07Tessa.
04:07Tessa.
04:08Just because you're a vatic whatever doesn't mean anything.
04:11Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:14You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:26No.
04:27That's it.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:33What are you going to do?
04:39I'm...
04:40I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:51But what are you going to do?
04:57First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:10No.
05:11Not Connor.
05:15But Brad's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:22Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:32Okay.
05:33So you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay.
05:41Tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes.
05:44It's perfect.
05:44It's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:45Yes.
05:46Yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:50Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God.
05:56Oh my God.
06:19Is that him?
06:22What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31You'll find out.
06:34If you.
06:36If.
06:37You.
06:39What do I say next?
06:41I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text.
06:45Maybe if you say please.
07:07Meet in the boys locker room after school.
07:09Oh my God.
07:12Oh my God.
07:12Brad said yes.
07:13Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:17Once I land this date with Brad.
07:19I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:22She's done.
07:34Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in popularity rankings.
07:37She asked for her number.
07:39She gave her some random digits.
07:41Oh.
07:43Dope.
07:45You know for real though.
07:46I'm kind of curious.
07:47How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:50Look bro it's this one.
07:52Oh my God.
07:54Oh the glasses.
07:55The grandmasters.
07:56Oh shit.
07:57Oh fuck.
07:58Oh my eyes.
07:59Oh.
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:06You really do have bad eyesight.
08:11The hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight.
08:15That's why in the game there's a perfect pass.
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you.
08:20No no no.
08:20That was accident.
08:22Okay?
08:23Hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay on the field you only see the end zone.
08:27Not the risk.
08:28And now you're mocking someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow
08:31fucking beauty standard.
08:33You're really gonna start some shit over some nerd Connor?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her.
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back.
08:42It's pathetic.
08:49I'm so fucking angry I almost peed myself.
08:52Tessa?
08:56Cheer up Tessa.
08:58Let's not ruin tonight.
09:00We need to make a good impression.
09:15Linda.
09:16Darlene.
09:17Oh, mwah.
09:18Tessa.
09:20Hi.
09:20Welcome home.
09:22I'll sell you down at any minute.
09:43Oh, you know each other already.
09:46Well, excellent.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Yeah, practically everyone knows Conor Vaughn.
09:53He's like famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Right back at you, Tessa.
09:59Tessa, you've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:07I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:10Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends, classmates.
10:20You're family.
10:22Isn't that fun?
10:24Ooh.
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:31Tessa, Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Conor with his grades.
10:37What?
10:39And make sure you keep him off the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45OK.
10:46Dad, no one needs to know all that.
10:47That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:50Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:58We're not seriously agreeing to that.
11:01Are we?
11:03Hmm?
11:08Yes, Mr. Vaughn.
11:10And I will take great care of my new step-brother.
11:29Oh my god, there's no way people know about my day with Brad already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47Don't silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:55Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:00Stop.
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop.
12:02Let go.
12:03Here's your royal necklace.
12:05Your majesty.
12:07Oh my god.
12:08Oh my god.
12:09Oh my god.
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things.
12:15And giant whitelust.
12:16OK.
12:17That's not true, OK?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:32God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for off the rack?
12:44Dream day.
12:45For the last.
12:46Crush heart.
12:47Oh my god.
12:51Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You.
13:06You.
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13What are you talking about?
13:18Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No.
13:26No, no, no, no, no.
13:27I sent that to Brad.
13:29Wait.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08No.
14:09Oh my god.
14:11Oh my god.
14:11Are they everywhere?
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my god.
14:15Oh my god.
14:18Oh my god.
14:20This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:29I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:04Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:32You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:49The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:04What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Unnerd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt.
16:32Breathing techniques.
16:34And...
16:37Okay.
16:38First things first.
17:01Better.
17:02I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:27Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we...
17:32Go to... go to...
17:36I've never...
17:37felt a guy like this.
17:39I just...
17:40saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor?
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I... I was just...
17:57Ow!
17:58A rookie like you...
18:00won't last a second with Brad.
18:05I'll show you a lesson...
18:06I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god, but...
18:10is he going to...
18:11kiss me?
18:14See you!
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