00:00Want some bacon?
00:01No, man, I don't eat pork.
00:03Are you Jewish?
00:04No, I ain't Jewish.
00:05I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
00:07Why not?
00:08Pigs are filthy animals.
00:10I don't eat filthy animals.
00:11Yeah, but bacon tastes good.
00:13Pork chops taste good.
00:15Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
00:17but I'd never know,
00:18cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother .
00:21Pigs sleep and root and shit.
00:23That's a filthy animal.
00:24I ain't eat nothing, ain't got sense enough
00:26to disregard its own feces.
00:28How about a dog?
00:28A dog eats its own feces.
00:30I don't eat dog either.
00:32Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
00:36I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy,
00:38but they're definitely dirty.
00:40But a dog's got personality.
00:42Personality goes the wrong way.
00:44So by that rationale,
00:45if a pig had a better personality,
00:47he would cease to be a filthy animal.
00:49Is that true?
00:50Well, we have to be talking about
00:51one charming motherf***ing pig.
00:53I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming
00:55than that Arnold on green ankles,
00:56you know what I'm saying?
00:57That's what a dog needs to be done, man.
00:57Just to be capable of walking a little bit.
00:57I don't have to be able to do that.
00:57I'm afraid you're about to be a dog.
00:57You have to take a look at him.
00:57I don't have to be a dog.
00:58I'm sorry, get a dog in a little bit.
00:59I don't have a dog.
00:59I don't have to be a dog.
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