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00:07Shall I open up the floor?
00:09Yeah?
00:10I'm happy to offer myself as a neutral third party slash therapy puppet.
00:17How about we start with a heartfelt apology from Jeff?
00:24Not happening.
00:26Cool.
00:27Yeah, really glad we're doing this.
00:28If anyone is apologizing here, it's you.
00:31Sorry, does anyone else here garble?
00:33Mic check.
00:34Yeah.
00:35You came into my home, slept with my almost stepson lied about it,
00:38and then ditched me all while on shift.
00:40The jury hears this and is very much nodding.
00:42You are not the jury, Ty.
00:44How about I represent the emotional stakeholders, Jo?
00:46Okay, fine.
00:47I was going to tell you about Levi.
00:48I just didn't know what it was yet.
00:50It's gross.
00:52It's like we shared a genetic toothbrush.
00:55Oh, fucking hell.
00:57Is he, like, okay?
01:00I mean, I just kind of feel like maybe he's better off not being around me at the moment.
01:04Don't use me for closure.
01:06Come and get it yourself.
01:07He's moved in.
01:09Oh.
01:09Okay, let's cut to the chase here, shall we?
01:12If Freya is to allow you back into her life, right, how does she know that you're not, no, how
01:18does she know that you're not going to pull your signature move?
01:21Disappearing the minute someone actually needs you.
01:24I don't do that.
01:24Oh, come on.
01:26What about our London trip?
01:34Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight tech, this is your captain speaking.
01:38On behalf of Toronto Air, we'd like to welcome you to sunny Barbados.
01:42Little jest for you.
01:43We've safely arrived in London, where the current temperature is above 12 degrees Celsius.
01:49Due to a technical reason, we need to disembark a wheelchair user from the aircraft first.
01:54Please hold tight, because this may take some time.
01:57All right, what do you want your dating profile to say?
02:00Chaotic, disabled hottie seeks short-term diplomatic relations, eh?
02:05Seem like thunder?
02:06No, no, let's ease them in.
02:08Dating a disabled person is like dating a celebrity.
02:12Strangers always feel entitled to an opinion about my body.
02:16I come with an entourage, and I always get VIP parking.
02:19Perfect.
02:20If anything, they'll see that you're handy with an analogy.
02:22That is like foreplay in British.
02:24Hey, where is my ride?
02:26Don't your cool cats think that it's a bit dangerous?
02:28Dating strangers in a foreign country?
02:31Dating is the whole point of this trip, Barb.
02:33Jo's gonna chronicle the shit out of it, when she starts riding again.
02:36My Horny Disabled Friend by Joanna Garcia.
02:39We'll workshop the title.
02:40And we're also visiting my grandma.
02:42Grandma's, that's more my speed.
02:44Oh, I can't wait to meet her.
02:45I get the sense that she raised you off of like, I don't know, filterless cigarettes and light emotional neglect.
02:49Yeah, she's so mean.
02:50Shears repeats at my cousin's wedding with a note that said, I don't bless mistakes.
02:54I'm serious about the dating girls.
02:56Maybe you should have a safe word, in case things go sideways.
02:59Yeah, I don't hate that.
03:02Aperol Spritz?
03:04That's not a safe word, that's an $18 mistake.
03:06No, seriously, if one of us utters the word Aperol Spritz, the other one has to stop whatever they're doing
03:10and then get them the hell out of there.
03:11Alright, Aperol Spritz it is.
03:14Oh, God, I am so ready for this.
03:17I've honestly never felt sexier.
03:29Do I have a click, Hannibal Lecter?
03:31Yeah, but sluttier.
03:44What gets you out of bed in the morning?
03:46My PA, obviously, and I guess making art that exposes a marginalised perspective.
03:53You?
03:54So, have you lived in London long, or...?
04:01Well, you know, the gym, my crypto portfolio.
04:04I want you to feel safe.
04:06Because if you came down to it, I would fight for you.
04:09Annoying the woke mob on Twitter.
04:10What was our last one?
04:11People are just so sensitive these days.
04:13Can I try lifting?
04:14I want to see if I can carry you on my back, I want to fight.
04:18Don't get me wrong, I'm all for diversity.
04:20I just think we've overcorrected.
04:27Okay, I don't know how this happened, but you are legally a child.
04:32Totally, yeah.
04:33Um, I'm suddenly desperate for an Aperol Spritz.
04:37Mmm.
04:38I'll drink.
04:40I'm very comfortable in your physical.
04:43Aperol Spritz!
04:47Aperol Spritz!
04:49I've never felt unsexier.
04:51Maybe you just need to hunt in the wild.
04:52Fuck the pain away.
04:54Fuck the pain away.
04:56Fuck the pain away.
04:57Fuck the pain away.
04:57Fuck the pain away!
04:58Fuck the pain away!
05:02Oh my god.
05:05Okay, absolutely not.
05:06Come on, Joe.
05:07Don't be Smurfist.
05:08Freya, they're football fans.
05:10And I think they're French.
05:13Oh!
05:16We're Smurfette!
05:18Yeah, that's right.
05:19The one they don't put on lunchboxes.
05:22You can still, um, how you say, do the sex, no?
05:26Jesus.
05:35You can feel that?
05:39Am I gonna fuck a smurfette?
05:50You call me Wheel Smurfette.
05:52He did.
05:53I still fucked him.
05:55You did.
05:55And I had to sleep by the ice machine.
05:59I'm stuck to the bed.
06:03Okay.
06:08Holy shit!
06:09I look like I got railed by a blueberry.
06:11Sorry.
06:11Or jerked off a crayon.
06:13Damn.
06:14Hey, I'm gonna head to the, um, oldie's home.
06:16You still up for it?
06:17Oh, can we do another time?
06:19I'm hanging.
06:20I just don't wanna leave it too late.
06:21My stomach is doing crimes and I feel radioactive with shame.
06:25Yeah.
06:26I thought the UK would be better.
06:27Yeah.
06:29What if it's not me being disabled?
06:31What if it's just my shit personality?
06:34Your personality is your best asset.
06:37After your tits.
06:39Hey.
06:39You're wildly lovable.
06:41And what if I end up alone?
06:43You won't.
06:44We'll always have each other.
06:47I really do wanna come with you.
06:50It's your origin story.
06:53I just feel awful.
06:54Come on Freya, please.
06:56Oh, please.
06:58Next time.
07:00Okay.
07:02Yeah.
07:02Fine.
07:03Um.
07:04Just stay in bed.
07:06Okay.
07:07Tell your grandma.
07:08I'll win her over with my incredible personality and my tits.
07:12Okay.
07:14I'll see you at our local later.
07:17Uh huh.
07:20I did everything you asked.
07:22Every weird plan you made.
07:24All I wanted to do that trip was visit my grandma and then you bailed.
07:27You never said that bothered you.
07:29It should be obvious.
07:30Oh, I'm sorry.
07:31My telepathy was down again.
07:32Oh, there was a sorry in there Jo.
07:34How about you?
07:35Ready for the big one?
07:36You never get when things really matter to me because your needs always come first.
07:46I didn't know you felt that way and if I'd known I would have dropped everything in cum, blue paint
07:50and all.
07:51I didn't want to make you.
07:53I want you to want to.
07:57That felt like a moment to me.
08:00Did we all feel that shift?
08:04Maybe it was just me.
08:10Right.
08:11Tie one.
08:13Very romantic.
08:15Tie two.
08:18Tax lawyer on ketamine.
08:20Tie three.
08:22This is a very long tie.
08:24Honestly, I think just go shirtless.
08:26Wrap the tie around your head.
08:28It's a massive power move.
08:31Tie is in position.
08:32Yeah, but which one?
08:33Which one did you pick?
08:34No.
08:34That was Ty.
08:35She says Freya's on track for half-past.
08:38Right, yeah.
08:39Okay, I do just want to make sure that you are aware how unhinged it is that you're rebooting your
08:43engagement as some sort of like deranged Groundhog Day thing.
08:46No, I'm not.
08:47Freya never got the proposal she really wanted.
08:49You know?
08:50The Olivias think that this will really boost engagement.
08:52Ah yes, the Livs.
08:54Your Girlboss Privy Council.
08:56Oh, stop.
08:57Don't you push me, boy.
09:00Hey guys.
09:01Listen, I'm just trying to keep things moving.
09:03Yeah, we've only got an hour.
09:05So...
09:05Why?
09:06It's not like I have anywhere else to be?
09:07Yeah, no.
09:09I just think Abe might get a bit suspicious if your art meeting goes on too long.
09:13Oh no.
09:14We wouldn't want Abe getting suspicious now, would we?
09:18Ty, can you get me some wine, please?
09:20Sure.
09:21Me too.
09:22A large...
09:23Should I?
09:38No, no, I'm just doing this to boost Freya's art career, that's all.
09:41Okay.
09:43Well, if I were her, I would find it quite odd that you're rewriting your big moment together for the
09:49sake of social media.
09:51Well, no, that's it. We never had a big moment.
09:55Okay.
09:55Right?
09:56You remember? She said...
09:57Well, you weren't there.
09:58But she said, shall I start wearing the ring?
10:00And I said, yes, if it means we're engaged.
10:02And she said, alright then.
10:04And now you want the Spielberg cut.
10:06Well, I...
10:07The lives feel that the public really want to see the surprise on Freya's face.
10:13It's not...
10:13I don't...
10:14It'd be chill.
10:16Okay.
10:17Well.
10:18Good luck with it.
10:21Wait, where the hell do you think you're going?
10:23You're filming it, boy.
10:24What?
10:31You know what my grandma meant to me.
10:32Still with a grandma.
10:35She might have been a mean old bitch, Freya, but she fucking raised me.
10:38Yeah, I know she did.
10:41She died.
10:43That day you didn't come with me because you were too hungover.
10:46I had to go there alone and find out that she was dead.
10:50What?
10:52Yeah, apparently some second cousin had tried to call me.
10:54But my number had changed.
10:58She'd been dead for a month and I didn't fucking know about it.
11:03Goddammit.
11:05I didn't even get to say goodbye.
11:08And I had to find out alone that she'd gone.
11:31Hi.
11:31Uh, Jin and Tanip.
11:32Double of these.
11:33Oh, sorry.
11:34No, by all means you just jump in.
11:36I've only been waiting here since the fall of the Soviet Union.
11:38Okay, I'm sure he can multitask.
11:41What an art, you know, to the tradition of queuing.
11:44One of the few British traditions that doesn't involve sources or colonizing something.
11:48You don't really just jump on in just because you're attracted.
11:49Oh, that's really sweet, but I'm really not that interested.
11:52That's not me flirting, I can promise you that.
11:54Oh, wow.
11:55Negging and pedantic.
11:56That's really cool.
11:57No, I just mean I'm on a date already with a rather lovely someone.
12:01No offense, you're not really my title.
12:02No, I'm counting for taste.
12:03Um, thank you.
12:04I, um, wish your poor date good luck.
12:07Poor date good luck, I'll fuck you too.
12:11Oh my god, hi!
12:12Hi, I'm glad to see you've rejoined the flesh tone.
12:15I've just had the fucking worst.
12:17Uh, I'm sorry, can we help you?
12:21No, Joe, this is Abe.
12:22Abe, this is my best friend.
12:24Are you kidding?
12:25Fitz, proper introductions.
12:26Oh no, we've, uh, we've met.
12:28Okay, Aperol Spritz.
12:30Wait, what?
12:31Seriously, Freya?
12:32Aperol Spritz.
12:34No, I'm good.
12:36I mean, Abe got me a step, which is actually delicious.
12:38Okay, but I want an Aperol Spritz.
12:43Then order one?
12:52She seems fun.
12:53Sorry, she's protective.
12:55Yeah, I got that.
12:56She's seen some real shockers lately.
12:58In fact, you're too normal.
13:00Suspicious.
13:01Ah, yes.
13:02Well, I'm a lot of things.
13:03I'm not sure about normal.
13:05I'm separated.
13:06Got a kid.
13:07Mild IBS.
13:09Cried in four separate Ikeas.
13:11No idea why.
13:12You don't have an ex you're holding hostage in a bunker somewhere?
13:14Uh, just emotionally.
13:16We should do this again.
13:18Probably, you know.
13:20Would I tap us?
13:21Oh, I'd love to.
13:23Really, I'm just heading home in two days.
13:26Mm-hmm.
13:27I believe they have phones in Canada.
13:30Okay, but I don't know when I'll be back.
13:32I can fly.
13:33Well, it's a long way to come.
13:34I'm partial to inflate entertainment.
13:37I'm disabled.
13:40You're brilliant.
13:49She's gone?
13:50What the fuck?
13:52Why didn't you tell me?
13:53I said Aperol Spritz.
13:55Aperol Spritz is not code for help me.
13:57My grandma's fucking croaked, Jo.
13:59If I'd known, I would have dropped everything.
14:04But then, yeah, you wouldn't have gotten to know Abe,
14:07and now you're marrying him.
14:12Yeah, I am.
14:17I feel a bit smaller in their pitch.
14:19Are we 100% on the suits?
14:20I feel like we look like a father and son ventriloquist, Jo.
14:23I must feel a bit magician-forward.
14:24All right, just go for one.
14:25Get it in your bodies, yes?
14:27So, Abe's here.
14:28Levi, ready?
14:29Oh, yeah.
14:30Okay.
14:32And...
14:32Action!
14:35Freya.
14:36Put it to me.
14:37Set it to camera, darling.
14:40To know you is to love you.
14:41Yeah, chin down.
14:42Lights jumping off the jaw like a disco ball, honey.
14:45Okay?
14:46Lovely.
14:48Up.
14:49Yeah, thank you.
14:49I have a lifetime to get to grow,
14:53grow more to love you,
14:55grow to learn,
14:56to learn to grow to love.
14:58To get to grow,
14:59to love you,
15:00to more to...
15:01Ah, that's not right.
15:01And down on one knee.
15:03Right.
15:03What?
15:03Huh?
15:03No, I was going to stand.
15:04You have to go down on one knee.
15:06Yeah, it has this green effort.
15:07It's a proposal.
15:08Romantic.
15:09Danny Pop,
15:11just...
15:11drop.
15:12Please.
15:18Um...
15:19Line?
15:20What, you need a cue card to tell your fiancé that you love her?
15:23No.
15:24No.
15:24No.
15:25That's...
15:25Exactly.
15:26I...
15:27So, okay.
15:29We are already engaged.
15:31Right?
15:31I kind of feel any reaction we're going to get from Freya at this point is just 90% confusion.
15:37Oh, right.
15:37Well, confusion still reads as surprise, doesn't it, Abe?
15:40Yeah, and look, it is very powerful to show someone make a big public declaration of love.
15:46Yeah.
15:46Our audience, especially the disabled viewers, they're going to feel so seen by this.
15:51Yeah.
15:51Wait, has anybody else clocked up the statue as a memorial for four people that died in an industrial incident?
15:55Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
15:56Here she comes.
15:57Okay, positions, places, positions, everyone.
15:59Cue, joggers.
16:00Cue the joggers.
16:01Cue, joggers.
16:03Cue, joggers.
16:04Okay, let's see it again.
16:05I brought you to the side to the side to the side to the side to the side to the
16:06side.
16:07Please, yes.
16:09Just say there's nothing more than you of a princess.
16:18No.
16:29No, no, guys.
16:31No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, guys, stop.
16:34Who is that?
16:37Oh, yeah, the years have really taken a toll on Fryer, haven't they?
16:42Oh, my God.
16:44Raymond!
16:45I got scared.
16:46That's not her, Raymond!
16:48Right, reset, come on, guys.
16:49You're gonna have to rebuy that yourself.
16:54I'm happy for you.
16:55I really, I really am.
16:58You have him and a safety net.
17:00I'm just, I'm just trying to get my shit together
17:03and figure out what the fuck I want to do with my life.
17:05What about writing?
17:06That was always the plan and you're so good.
17:08I can't just sit around and write.
17:10Some of us actually have to work, Freya.
17:13Dude, I live on a financial settlement from breaking my neck.
17:17Exactly.
17:18Can't all be so lucky.
17:24Look, if we're gonna do this friendship,
17:26you've got to get better at telling me how you feel.
17:32Okay.
17:34But you have to be a little less selfish.
17:40Deal.
17:44Do you want to get another round?
17:45No more rounds.
17:46We're going now.
17:48Right now.
17:49Brilliant.
17:50Brilliant work, guys.
17:51Really love friendship.
17:52I'm so pleased for you guys.
17:53We're off.
17:55We're off.
17:56We're off.
17:58Hey, Joe.
18:00Joe.
18:01Hey, hey.
18:02The park's really boring.
18:04You don't want to go anywhere else, do you?
18:06No?
18:07Well, it's just where we're headed.
18:09It's very Freya specific.
18:11I'm pretty Freya adjacent, so...
18:13Okay.
18:14Why are we going through the park?
18:16Well, it's very scenic.
18:18It's also very flat, Joe.
18:19You can absolutely hate it.
18:20I honestly think you should definitely help me here.
18:23Okay.
18:23What's going on, Ty?
18:24You've been acting weird all day, even for you.
18:26Nothing.
18:27Nothing.
18:28You've had a big day.
18:29And nature can help you decompress.
18:31Mm-hmm.
18:33Right.
18:35What the fuck?
18:37Surprise!
18:38Cue the proposal!
18:39Oh, shit.
18:40Um, to know you is to love you.
18:43Um, I...
18:44I...
18:44No.
18:48What...
18:49What is this?
18:49And why are the Olivias here?
18:51And why do you two look like a father-son ventriloquist act?
18:54I told you, mate.
18:55Why is she here?
18:58You're proposing?
19:00But...
19:00We're already engaged.
19:02Fucking two for two!
19:04Yes.
19:04Again.
19:05Sorry.
19:05Why is she here?
19:06Okay.
19:07Stop deflecting with Joe.
19:08She's the least weird thing about...
19:10All of this.
19:12It's...
19:12I just...
19:12It's...
19:13They made me do it.
19:14It's just part of the whole wedding campaign.
19:16You know?
19:17You're supposed to have your big...
19:19Surprise...
19:20Uh...
19:23I...
19:23I kinda hate it.
19:25Oh, good.
19:26Okay, great.
19:26She kinda hates it.
19:28Kinda hate it too.
19:30I also kinda hate how I seem to be...
19:32Out here lately...
19:34Making steps towards our future.
19:36And you're...
19:36You're...
19:36You're just right back to unpicking everything.
19:39So, last time...
19:40Why is she here?
19:42Abe, if I'm in this, she is too.
19:44No.
19:45This is about...
19:46We're getting married.
19:47You and I.
19:50I want to marry you.
19:52That's nice.
19:54That's very nice.
19:54That's very nice.
19:57And...
19:58Joe?
19:59I want to marry you.
20:02Thank God.
20:04Are you gonna say yes or what?
20:07Yes.
20:09I...
20:09Accept your proposal.
20:11Again.
20:12Oh my God!
20:13It's better than the plan!
20:15It is real.
20:15It is raw.
20:16It is collectible.
20:17Right.
20:17Cue joggers.
20:18Cue snow patrol.
20:19Cue Levi.
20:20Bye.
20:20Okay.
20:23Oh!
20:27Oh!
20:28Oh!
20:31Oh!
20:31Just say yes.
20:33Just say there's nothing holding you back.
20:39It's not a task, nor a trick of the...
20:44I kind of love it.
20:58It's so simple and you know it is.
21:01You know it is.
21:14I like it.
21:18I like it.
21:18There's nothing.
21:18I've got it.
21:20I like it.
21:23I like it.
21:26I like it.
21:30I'm not guilty...
21:32Hi.
21:35Hi.
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