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00:28To be continued
00:50When you're alone, frustrated and have no help,
00:54some things feel outreach, benefits shouldn't be.
00:58If your condition makes everyday tasks odd, you may be eligible.
01:02Cut! Let's reset. It's not you, Freya.
01:05Get a move on. Going again.
01:09Right, where's the real crying baby?
01:13Oh, good. Need anything?
01:15Yeah, gun with a single bullet would be great.
01:20Hey, how do we feel about that one?
01:22Oh, I guess you tell me.
01:24Oh, please, I follow a very actor-led approach.
01:27Loved it.
01:28Huh, interesting. I felt it really didn't work.
01:32Okay, um, what's missing for you?
01:34This. I need raw, real, that lived experience.
01:37You saying, hey, if something is wrong with your body,
01:40the government will throw you a fiver.
01:42Got it.
01:43We'll go for another one.
01:44This time, when you're looking around,
01:45could you give it a bit more, um, helpless in the eyes?
01:49Sure thing.
01:51Should we workshop it?
01:59Okay, that's too helpless.
02:00That's UNICEF.
02:02And dial it down.
02:04Further.
02:06Further.
02:06Back up.
02:10Hey, did you see that?
02:12It's called professional collaboration, people.
02:14Look it up.
02:15Where's the fucking baby?
02:22Oh, there she is.
02:25Are you pre-retirement, Serena Williams?
02:27Because you were serving out there.
02:29Okay, what's four plus four?
02:31Hey, that's exactly what you did, girly pop.
02:34You ate them up.
02:35I'm sorry.
02:36I just can't do this anymore.
02:38Oh, no.
02:39Is it David?
02:40He does tend to rub people up the wrong way.
02:43Sometimes, literally.
02:43Hey, do you rub that up?
02:44No, it's not him.
02:45It's my art.
02:46My immersive sculpture.
02:48My oil portraiture.
02:49You know, the work that I love to do,
02:50but never get a chance to.
02:53Sorry.
02:54What was that?
02:55Oh, but I can still do the occasional job,
02:57depending on what it is.
02:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:59That ring.
03:00Is that...
03:01Could you possibly have failed to tell us
03:03you're fucking engaged?
03:04Oh, that's a casual ring.
03:06Totally casual.
03:06That signifies betrothal.
03:08I was opposed last week.
03:10As in this last week.
03:12Ty, this is big, big, big, big news.
03:15Huge news for us as your reps.
03:18Do you know who should do her dress?
03:20Bean.
03:21Bean?
03:22Mr. Bean.
03:22Not Mr. Bean.
03:24Beanie McElroy.
03:25Bridal wear visionary.
03:27You two will fall in love.
03:29Let us add a cola.
03:30Yes.
03:30Oh, that's okay.
03:31No, you don't need to.
03:32Worst case, there's no spark.
03:34Best case, a chic, custom-made,
03:37specially discounted bridal garment.
03:39Huge exposure.
03:40I'm calling her.
03:40I'm calling her.
03:41But what's in it for her?
03:42It's not like I...
03:43A legit disabled bride as your canvas
03:45is gold dust.
03:48Anyone who gives a hoot
03:49about increased representation
03:50will froth.
03:52Darling, it's Liv.
03:53I've got fashion's fave
03:55tetraplegic model
03:56slash upcoming RT
03:57slash
03:57soon-to-be bride here.
03:59Okay, yeah, yeah.
04:00One sec, one sec.
04:01What were we thinking?
04:05Fine.
04:05She said yes!
04:06I know, she said yes.
04:08Bean.
04:08Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
04:09It's a yes.
04:10Let's sync calendars.
04:12Let's do this.
04:15Hi, darling.
04:16Hope you're in the mood
04:17for a lovely surprise.
04:19Ah!
04:23Levi's here.
04:24Yay!
04:26It's me, Levi.
04:29He needs somewhere to stay.
04:31Right.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Hey, well, you look amazing.
04:35Thank you, I think.
04:36I've been out hustling
04:37in search of gainful employment.
04:40Where?
04:41The certified hottie
04:42getting himself together
04:43after being dumped
04:44by someone he was far too good
04:45for in the first place factory.
04:48Um, no, Nando's mainly.
04:51Hot.
04:51Well, you look like you're doing better.
04:53Don't let the new coat of paint
04:54fool you.
04:54I'm still extremely mental.
04:56Found him curled up
04:57in the spare bedroom
04:58this afternoon.
05:00Joe's old bedroom.
05:01Having a healthy cry,
05:02weren't you, boy?
05:02Yes, because the duvet
05:03still smelt of her.
05:04My mother says that my
05:05heartbreak has an odour to it.
05:07Jane was never keen
05:08on anyone emoting around her,
05:10was she?
05:10Yeah, although I will say
05:11she has been
05:13particularly apathetic
05:14towards my despair.
05:15Well, don't expect
05:16a pity party from us here.
05:17Yeah, because we're actually
05:18thriving without Joe
05:20at the moment,
05:20aren't we, guys?
05:21Yeah, the dynamics here
05:23are rock solid
05:24and we don't need any
05:25setbacks.
05:25Well, you'll get no trouble
05:26from me.
05:26I'm a good boy.
05:27It's up to you, darling.
05:28Is that a little bit acidic?
05:32Oh, no.
05:34Lovely body.
05:35Wait, shall we go sit down?
05:37How can I help?
05:42So they're besties,
05:43all of a sudden?
05:44Yeah, they've been like this
05:44since Joe left.
05:45It's fucking annoying.
05:46Yeah, and I'm guessing
05:47you haven't heard from Joe
05:49since...
05:49since you asked me last week
05:50or the week before that.
05:52Great.
05:52I'm just like starting
05:53to get a little bit worried
05:54that maybe we have
05:54like a missing person
05:55situation on our hands.
05:56She's fine.
05:57Yeah, but what if she's
05:57been kidnapped or trafficked
05:59or fallen down a big, big well?
06:01Or maybe this is just
06:02what Joe does.
06:02She, I don't know,
06:03appears when you want
06:04her the least
06:04and Houdini's
06:05when you need her most.
06:07And we are ready.
06:09You know, you're welcome
06:10to stay here
06:10as long as you need.
06:12Just try and keep
06:13the cry wanking
06:14to a minimum.
06:15Oh, no, you'll barely hear
06:16a thing in the daytime.
06:18The nights are going
06:18to be horrendous.
06:20It's so true.
06:28I don't know.
06:29I think it's a little
06:30putty club.
06:31Come on, go.
06:32Get out and teach me.
06:33Sure.
06:37Yeah?
06:38What do you think?
06:39I love it.
06:41If you want,
06:43I can try others.
06:44No, no, no.
06:45I mean, it's
06:46perfect.
06:47Yeah?
06:47Okay.
06:48Me ayudas, por favor.
06:49Creo que tengo
06:50el pelo enganchado
06:51en el zipper.
06:52Claro que sÃ.
06:52A ver, ten cuidado.
06:53Un segundo.
07:01A ver.
07:03Ahà lo tienes.
07:05Oye,
07:06vienes luego, ¿verdad?
07:07SÃ, claro.
07:07Me necesitas ahÃ, ¿no?
07:09Te necesito ahÃ.
07:11Vale.
07:13Le damos el resto
07:13de los vestidos también.
07:14¿En serio?
07:15¿Por qué no?
07:17Lo que va a faltar por mi niña.
07:22Recuerda, ¿en qué estoy
07:22metida esta noche?
07:23Nada que no puedan manejar, ¿vale?
07:25Tú estate tranquila.
07:27¿Por qué?
07:27So, somehow
07:28my attempt
07:28to soft quit
07:29ended up
07:29with me
07:30being gently
07:31bullied
07:31by the Olivier's
07:32into meeting
07:32someone called
07:33Bean
07:34who makes
07:34wedding dresses.
07:36I think
07:37they're probably
07:37just a bit
07:38overexcited,
07:39aren't they?
07:39I mean, it's a wedding. It's exciting.
07:41Yeah, Avid is exciting.
07:43I mean, it's not not exciting.
07:44It's just, I don't want to be consumed by it.
07:47Yeah, no, I get that.
07:48I'll just, yeah.
07:50I'll take it nice and slow.
07:52Great, because I've always found a long engagement to be very chic.
07:56When you say long...
07:57Um, I guess the timeline in my head was maybe two years?
08:01Two years?
08:03Yeah.
08:05Two years?
08:06Yeah.
08:08Two years?
08:11Yeah, that's very relaxed.
08:14Yeah.
08:15So, so chic.
08:16I just want to rejoin the art world.
08:18Save up so I can contribute to the wedding, you know?
08:21Hashtag equality, babe.
08:24I just think it's so exciting to be engaged.
08:28Right, that's the fun part.
08:29Not spreadsheeting florists.
08:31Well, you say that.
08:32Florists get booked up.
08:33I mean, you know, we want tulips from Holland at peak bloom and a certain color palette.
08:38I don't know.
08:39We haven't even discussed that.
08:40What is the color palette?
08:41What is the theme?
08:42What is the range?
08:43Are we doing pastel?
08:44Are we doing autumna?
08:45Okay, you're spiraling.
08:46And this isn't my first wedding, remember?
08:48I have learned things.
08:50First rule, cousin with the snakes, not in charge of anything.
08:54You see, when you bring up your last wedding, it stops being so hot.
08:58Well, I hear that.
09:00Oh, Freya, the bridesmaids, currently just me, have some mood boards to be looked over ASAP.
09:05Current color palette, virgin dusk.
09:08Whenever you're ready.
09:10I'll be...
09:10Yeah.
09:14It is down here, you think?
09:17Don't worry, I dropped a pin.
09:20If we vanish, they'll have a breadcrumb trial.
09:22But who did you share the pin with?
09:23Oh, no one here, look for us.
09:26Is this, uh...
09:29It's kind of...
09:31Yeah, this is it.
09:39It's you.
09:46Oh, it's you and it's me.
09:49And one for the chair.
09:51Oh, oh.
09:55Oh, come on in.
10:01Follow me into the creative lair.
10:04The bean machine is a like to call.
10:06Ha, ha, ha.
10:08Do you know, I started out in TV costume, but people just kept throwing the clothes at me.
10:13It was laundry, laundry, laundry, laundry.
10:14So finally I just said, burn it down.
10:17And I torched the van with all the costumes in.
10:20Oh, wow.
10:21Well, fortunately, I also lived in that van, so I was rather home for a while, but then I started
10:26posting bridal gowns on socials, built up quite a following, now very happy life.
10:31Oh, wow.
10:32Oh, what a journey you've had.
10:34Never stop being positive.
10:36If someone says it's going to rain tomorrow, be sure to tell them how great that'll be for the farmers.
10:42It's Yoko Ono on Twitter.
10:44I say that all the time.
10:46Do you?
10:47Yeah.
10:47So, you are getting married when?
10:51Oh, we haven't said a date yet.
10:53Hmm.
10:55And are you feeling peaceful?
10:58I think so, yeah.
11:00Yeah.
11:02To create a more peaceful world requires a peaceful mind and a peaceful heart.
11:09That was the Dalai Lama on Twitter.
11:13They tried to cancel them.
11:15I remember.
11:16Right, let's have a look-see.
11:21Now, this is a dress made entirely out of coins.
11:25It's a protest against the wedding industrial complex.
11:32Oh.
11:34Yeah.
11:34But for you, I think something more minimal.
11:41I think so.
11:42Yeah, minimal, minimal.
11:44I think we should try this.
11:46This is half a dress for someone who's half certain about getting married.
11:53I mean, it could be a skirt, but I think that makes less of a statement.
11:59Anchovies.
12:01Oh, no, thank you.
12:03Oh, no, thank you.
12:03Yeah.
12:07It's a fish.
12:09That's what anchovies are.
12:11I know.
12:15Nice.
12:16Do you want another?
12:18Yeah.
12:22Oh, yum.
12:30Now, this one matches your aura.
12:35If you don't mind me saying so.
12:37You carry the energy of someone deeply lonely.
12:42There's clearly a slice of sadness to this wedding.
12:45Something missing.
12:46I mean, maybe it's just who you brought.
12:48Oh, well, this is Ty.
12:50She's my PA.
12:51Right.
12:51No, no.
12:52Best friend.
12:53No sister.
12:55No Prosecco auntie.
12:57Why so long, like a wedding orphan?
13:02I don't know.
13:03That's not the case.
13:05I mean, very surrounded by people, you know.
13:07And also, her and Abe are absolutely perfect together, you wouldn't believe.
13:12Right.
13:13Then why is she crying?
13:15I'm not.
13:16I'm not crying.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:19Oh, I am.
13:23Yeah, I know that you hit a nerve, because definitely nothing you said.
13:28Do you know, a wedding is a place of joy, yes.
13:30But it's also a place of oneness, not just with the other.
13:37Who is that, Dalai, or who the God?
13:39It was just me.
13:42On Twitter.
13:45Pretty amazing, isn't she?
13:47That was something.
13:49Oh, I can smell the anchovies coming out of her pores.
13:53It's in my mouth.
13:55Oh, my God, Ty, spit it out.
14:02Feel better now.
14:06You know, I don't blame you for her leaving.
14:08Well, yeah, why would you blame me?
14:10Well, because you scared her off that night.
14:12Oh, I scared her off?
14:13Yeah.
14:14The two of you spoke, and then she left, never to be seen again.
14:16I assumed there was some kind of fight.
14:18Oh, really, really.
14:19And you didn't think that maybe it was you announcing in front of everyone that you loved her that maybe
14:24scared her off?
14:24Yeah, that's a dizzyingly high soapbox you're on here.
14:27There is nothing that will scare Jo off more than premature love-bombing over-committedness.
14:32It was mutual love-bombing.
14:34The truth is, Levi, maybe you were just a bit young for her.
14:37Seriously?
14:38You and Daddy-O?
14:39At least Jo and I are the same generation.
14:40We're both millennials, I think.
14:42You're right.
14:42Not young.
14:43Immature.
14:43You think I'm immature?
14:45I'm not immature.
14:46I'm not...
14:47If you think I'm immature, then you're a bitch.
14:51Sorry, whoa.
14:53I'm immediately so sorry.
14:54That was all full of me.
14:57Holy shit, you're a bitch.
14:59Yes, I am a bitch.
15:00I'm a bitch.
15:01Look, Freya, Jo's been a really good friend to you.
15:04She's dealt with things that you didn't even know were happening,
15:07got on with it without complaining,
15:08because she cares about you.
15:13She's your best friend.
15:15What are you going to do?
15:16Get married without her?
15:17How does that work?
15:18That'd be so weird.
15:18Look, you and I both need her to come back.
15:22Sorry again for calling you a cunt.
15:25Will you call me a bitch?
15:26Oh, no, this was earlier when you were out.
15:28Okay, bad news.
15:30A bunch of your socks shrank.
15:33But, silver lining,
15:34you're planning on having a baby.
15:36How cute!
15:43Cock sock?
15:45No, I've got plenty.
15:49Clearly, at some point, we'll have to address this.
15:53Address what?
15:56This radiating, sensual energy between us.
15:59I know you're looking for PAs,
16:01but professionalism comes first for me,
16:03so, um,
16:04do you want to try something on?
16:06Fine, yeah, but just wait until after evening hours, yeah?
16:09I have absolutely no intention of doing that.
16:11Yeah, look, if anything does happen,
16:15um,
16:16I guess I'll have to ask Freya formally
16:17if I should resign.
16:20You won't need to do that.
16:22Oh, bless you.
16:23Don't look.
16:43It's got to be it.
16:45Good, good to have it.
16:46It's got to be.
16:49Wow, not what I pictured.
16:51No, I kind of pictured neck tattoos, facial hair,
16:54or maybe neck beard facial tattoos.
16:55Someone more rag and bone man.
16:58Yes, anyway, I was expecting the rag and bone man.
17:00Yeah.
17:02Well, you must be the Oliviers.
17:05How do you know?
17:08Oh, roses.
17:10Love that.
17:15Oh, my goodness.
17:17Hi.
17:18We were in the area and thought,
17:20why not pop in?
17:21Is that so weird?
17:23We're just in time for coffee.
17:24So bougie.
17:26Didn't see it coming.
17:28Right, first up,
17:30Bean adored you.
17:32Oh, she wants to do the dress,
17:34the bridesmaids,
17:35the bridal headwear,
17:36all free of charge.
17:39Seriously?
17:40No, I thought Bean hated me.
17:42What?
17:42No, the opposite.
17:43She had a vision about you.
17:46Now, we might have promised her
17:47a tagged carousel post,
17:48and this got our hive minds buzzing.
17:50Yeah.
17:51We thought,
17:51why stop at the dress?
17:53Why not roll out an entire campaign
17:56with the both of you?
17:58You both.
18:00I don't know,
18:01I'm not an influencer.
18:02I once live-streamed my chin for six minutes.
18:05I don't know,
18:05this all sounds very proactive,
18:06doesn't it?
18:07Might get things moving.
18:08You like inclusivity.
18:10Six story posts,
18:11and you could be gifted
18:12a fully accessible,
18:14fully comped London venue
18:16in London.
18:17You know,
18:17we're thinking of getting a hashtag going.
18:19How about hashtag
18:21wheelie in love?
18:22Or hashtag just roll with it.
18:24Okay,
18:25these sound like hate crimes,
18:27but go on.
18:28And you'll receive
18:29a bespoke wedding wheelchair.
18:32I shudder to think
18:33what that looks like.
18:34Oh, well,
18:35I'll tell you right now,
18:36it's a chair
18:36with a veil attached to it.
18:38Wow.
18:39That is a hell of an offer.
18:41I mean,
18:41we should talk about it.
18:42No, we won't.
18:43We won't?
18:44No?
18:44No.
18:45This doesn't sound like a wedding.
18:47This sounds like inspiration porn.
18:49Yeah, but I mean,
18:49it takes care of any contributions.
18:52Could be fun.
18:53Which part?
18:55Hashtag wheelie in love.
18:56Okay, Freya,
18:57hear us out,
18:58because we've also been thinking
19:00about your art.
19:01Now,
19:01do you know the artist Andy?
19:03Two Ds,
19:04two Is?
19:04We got her from 900 followers
19:06to 200,000.
19:08Now,
19:09she's exhibiting
19:10at the beige rectangle.
19:11This is what it can do.
19:13Visibility,
19:13platform.
19:14Then you flop out the work.
19:15So you really think
19:16this could actually help
19:17with my platform
19:18for my artwork?
19:19Exactly.
19:21Think art
19:22meets commerce
19:23meets inclusivity.
19:26And we completely
19:27exploit that.
19:29Tastefully.
19:30I've got it!
19:32Hi, Mum.
19:33Hi, love.
19:33How are you doing?
19:34I've got your...
19:34In the end,
19:35you'd be in total
19:36creative control.
19:37Dad,
19:37why don't you give it to me?
19:38You can't be trusted.
19:39Don't give it to me.
19:40Oh, shit.
19:41Sorry.
19:42Sorry to interrupt.
19:43How about that?
19:44Can I?
19:45Come on.
19:45No, I've got a Levi
19:48survival kit.
19:49Give it to me.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Pants,
19:51pills,
19:52roll on, Diego.
19:53Just have them.
19:54They're my pills
19:55for my depression.
19:56I'm just me to remember.
19:57Okay, so this is Jane,
19:58Abe's ex-wife.
20:00Oh.
20:01And Levi,
20:01his son.
20:02Blended family angle,
20:04gorgeously relatable,
20:05lovely stuff.
20:06Okay, well,
20:07I'm probably going to go
20:08because I...
20:09No, stay.
20:09Stay.
20:10We love building out
20:11Freya's world.
20:12I hear you're writing a book.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Yeah.
20:14That's amazing.
20:15What's it about?
20:16Monogamy and Gibbons.
20:18Oh.
20:18Back to the Gibbons.
20:19Well, it's not just Gibbons,
20:21actually.
20:21It's also penguins
20:22who don't, it turns out,
20:24propose to each other
20:25with pebbles.
20:25That's a Disney myth.
20:27And a lot of them
20:28are paedophiles.
20:29Nonsense.
20:29To be honest,
20:30they are.
20:31And humans, of course.
20:32So, yeah.
20:34I'm using a few examples
20:35from our own marriage.
20:36Well, that's interesting.
20:37Which examples
20:38might they be?
20:39Jane.
20:39You're going to have to read it
20:40to find out.
20:41Yes.
20:41Do you have reps?
20:44Reps and TAFE.
20:46Joe!
20:48Qué bien que hayas venido.
20:50Qué bien, nada.
20:51Que te enseñe dónde te sientas.
20:54Esta es la chica de la que te ale.
20:55Ah.
20:56Joe?
20:57Eh, Joe?
20:58Un santi.
21:00Un santi.
21:00Ah, un santi.
21:01Un santi.
21:02Oh, oh, oh.
21:04Woo!
21:05I'm going to order McDonald's!
21:07Ah!
21:09It's five steps to launching you
21:12through the lens of this wedding.
21:14And monetizing it
21:15so people pay you
21:16to get married.
21:17I think we should do it.
21:18I think it would be great for you.
21:20I think it's a good idea.
21:21I think people should pay you
21:22to get married.
21:23I don't know.
21:24It just feels a bit like
21:25selling your soul.
21:26Pff.
21:27Listen,
21:28for a free venue,
21:29you can do what you want
21:30with my soul.
21:31Am I right?
21:31Okay,
21:32it feels like
21:33about as authentic
21:33as that accent.
21:34I mean,
21:35doesn't it just seem a bit
21:37morally bleak,
21:37spiritually violent?
21:39Yes.
21:39Yeah.
21:39I don't think so.
21:40I think it goes all the way
21:41through past morally bleak
21:43and spiritually violent
21:43through tacky
21:44and comes out as a work of art.
21:45I mean,
21:45and you don't think
21:46we'd end up as some kind of like,
21:48I don't know,
21:48over-designed circus
21:49or a freak show?
21:50No, no, no.
21:51It's not a circus.
21:52It's not a freak show.
21:53No.
21:54It is a brand journey.
21:56Yes?
21:57And you have something to say.
22:02I mean,
22:03I guess I could be
22:03a bit more online.
22:04Yes!
22:05Yes,
22:06there she is.
22:07Look,
22:08there is so much good here.
22:10Disabled joy,
22:12an interabled wedding.
22:13Yes.
22:14More than ever,
22:15it is vital
22:16that disabled people
22:17feel seen.
22:18I think it's genius.
22:19You know who'd really hate
22:20this fake allyship bullshit?
22:22Jo?
22:23You know,
22:23what does the
22:24walk down the aisle look like?
22:27What is the first dance
22:28to look like
22:29for some of these
22:29difficult things in the aisle?
22:30These are questions
22:31that you actually...
22:32Yeah.
22:33Yeah.
22:33If you're asking me,
22:34I'll give you a big fat yes
22:35right now.
22:36But they're not asking you,
22:37are they?
22:38Yes, they are.
22:40Well, technically,
22:41they're asking both of them.
22:42Yeah, but Dad's got no integrity
22:44because he's a lawyer.
22:45That's not true.
22:46Said every lawyer,
22:47everywhere.
22:47Well, we're asking Freya.
22:56Oh, there's that look
22:58the director wanted.
22:59It's...
23:13I'm going to destroy you.
23:14I'm going to destroy you.
23:15I'm going to destroy you.
23:17What's wrong?
23:19No, no.
23:20Everything is good.
23:21No, no, no, no.
23:22Wait, wait, wait.
23:24I'll lower my face
23:25between your teeth and work slowly on my trip.
23:30Yeah, but you know that logistically it can't work.
23:36You know?
23:38Well, I'll do that.
23:44So, Danny said that he's happy to kiss you in the jacuzzi Japanese.
23:50Super.
23:51Or who wants to enter his head in your jacuzzi Japanese.
23:55How does that work, logistically?
23:57Well, I've already asked him the question, but...
23:59Joe!
24:00Yes?
24:01There's someone who can help you.
24:03For me?
24:04Yes, yes.
24:04Sure.
24:05Okay.
24:18Freya?
24:22How did you...
24:23By my friends, you never switched off your location.
24:25Okay, well that feels invasive.
24:27Who's that guy?
24:28What the fuck is that on your finger?
24:30How does everyone have, like, ring radar?
24:32Are you seriously engaged?
24:34Oh, what?
24:34And you're here to see if I can help you get out of it?
24:37No, I'm here to see if you're still alive.
24:39Dick.
24:40Levi's been a complete mess while you're clearly living up the high life with Pepe Le Pew.
24:44That?
24:44No, that's my 23-year-old boss.
24:46And he's Spanish, by the way.
24:48Wait a second, please!
24:49And FYI, the high life is me translating dirty talk for some horny Spanish soccer wunderkid
24:55who can barely tie his own fucking shoelaces.
24:57Well, FYI, I'm glad that it's not just my life that's sucking total ass right now.
25:02Oh, the shit people have been saying and I couldn't even text you.
25:05No, you could've.
25:07You owe me an apology.
25:08No, you owe me an apology!
25:10Oh, surprise, surprise.
25:11Deflecting to avoid accountability.
25:13Okay, you know what?
25:14Bye.
25:15Oh, Aperol Spritz!
25:27Okay, so...
25:29One drink.
25:31Saturday?
25:33What would Abe think?
25:35I don't know.
25:37That's why I'm not gonna tell him.
25:42Time is 0900 hours.
25:44We can begin.
25:45You're lying.
25:45I didn't lie.
25:46I just wasn't telling the truth.
25:47Why didn't you tell me that Joe's stalking you?
25:50Action!
25:50I have a lifetime.
25:52Down on one knee.
25:53What?
25:53Huh?
25:56What was that?
25:57Am I gonna fuck a smurf?
25:59Frank, what do you wanna do?
26:00You wanna call off the wedding?
26:01Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
26:05People are gagging for more.
26:07Ugh, they are wretched.
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