00:01So, what brings you in?
00:03Well, there's a lot of things.
00:04It's just those moments in the day where I'm just like, ah!
00:08What's in the space in between your hands?
00:10My family.
00:14I am required to inform you that I am not a licensed psychologist,
00:17but that these therapy sessions provide a record of the clinical hours needed to acquire such a license.
00:21So you're training?
00:22Essentially, yes. I'm being mentored by a therapist downtown.
00:25David, you're doing therapy in a garage?
00:27Dear Peter, nobody likes you because you have a weird dick.
00:31Oh, that's not true.
00:32It is.
00:33Looks like a slug is holding on to an egg.
00:39What led you to this decision?
00:40I really want to help people.
00:41You know, for money.
00:44I just graduated from medical school and I am at the foot of a mountain of debt.
00:49Yeah, my cat got real sick.
00:51She would need 51 cats getting sick constantly.
00:54One of them would have to have a massive cat cocaine habit.
00:56My God.
00:58How have your sessions been going with your patients?
01:00Really, really good.
01:02You're an asshole.
01:03I hate you so much.
01:04I'm going to cut off your face, wear it on my ass and shit out your mouth.
01:08Really interesting.
01:10So, you hate him?
01:11No, I don't hate him. I hate the sounds that come out of him.
01:15You mean what he says?
01:15No, like everything. Like chewing, breathing. Do you hear him right now?
01:23David, how many people are you seeing?
01:25No, no, no.
01:26Uh, you probably shouldn't.
01:27Well, at least 20, but I've lost track at this point.
01:33Yeah.
01:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:42Ha, ha, ha.
01:57Get started, and I will be recording.
02:05Under no circumstances are you to engage
02:08in any physical relations with a patient.
02:10Of course, yes.
02:13I can't stop thinking about my family.
02:15Okay, I don't...
02:16My grandpa's name is David, too.
02:18What?
02:18He died.
02:20So these rules start now, right?
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