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00:00:12Hello, everyone. It's Mr. Rock and Roll from Malta. I got a bloody good song for you. It's the rabbit
00:00:19-style bop.
00:00:21Listen, all you stooges, there's a tale to tell. I got a little secret to make the girlies yell. It's
00:00:27similar to Docky, but it's got a twist.
00:00:29Grab a naked lady and just go like this. Let's hop. Come on, Madonna. Everybody, let's bop.
00:00:35What you do is you get behind the girl quickly and you give her the rabbit-style bop.
00:00:42You beat the Easter bunny. You just jump in for fun. You hold the sexy lady just right on the
00:00:46bop.
00:00:47You wiggle like a bunny in the summer sun. She'll be rocking and rolling by the time you're done. Let's
00:00:52bop. Come on, now.
00:00:54Everybody, let's hop, hop, hop. You got to hop. You got to get behind the big set of tits and
00:01:00give her the rabbit-style bop.
00:01:02But be careful how you use it, because the girls go mad. It turns angels into devils. Good to bad.
00:01:08It's all about the bunny squeezing in those cheeks. You know it's working well when her pussy squeaks.
00:01:13Let's bop. Come on, Madonna. Everybody, let's bop. Pop that pussy.
00:01:17Get behind the big set of tits and give her the rabbit-style dick. That's right.
00:01:24Now, I'll just go over it again. Grab her shoulders from behind.
00:01:28Move very quickly with the hips. Backward. Forward. Use those things. That's the rabbit-style. You're doing it. Come on.
00:01:35Faster, Madonna. Faster. Come on. Quickly, quickly. That's it. That's it. You're doing it.
00:01:39You got the rabbit-style. It's up till, Madonna. It's a winner.
00:01:50You got the rabbit-style. It's a winner.
00:02:13Come on. Take a girlfriend, too. Lock your shit up, because they're coming for you.
00:02:20Dumb criminals. They're staking out your house.
00:02:27Dumb criminals. They're gonna run you down.
00:02:34Dumb criminals.
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00:03:07Dumb criminals. Dumb criminals. Dumb criminals. Dumb criminals. Dumb criminals. Dumb criminals. Dumb criminals.
00:03:13Fuck, it looks like he's with the fucking Mexican Mafia down there.
00:03:16Fucking who is this guy? I thought he was a fucking accountant.
00:03:18You're talking too loud, bro. They'll hear us.
00:03:20Hey, you think they can fucking hear us from all the way down there?
00:03:28I fucking told you!
00:03:31How's it going? My name's Rabbit, and that's my Maori mate, Rongo.
00:03:36You ever find yourself in situations thinking, fuck, how did I get here?
00:03:39Well, that's a good question.
00:03:41So I'll tell you what, I'll take his back to the beginning, so you know what the fuck's going on.
00:03:50About eight months ago, these two dickhead coppers busted me and Rongo after we just had a bit of fun.
00:03:56I mean, what a stitch-up. It was just a bunch of small potatoes offences.
00:04:01So you expect me to believe that all this evidence is false,
00:04:06and that you are totally and utterly innocent?
00:04:11I deny all your allegations, bro.
00:04:17Now here's some free legal advice for when you're dealing with the coppers.
00:04:20Always deny fucking everything. Then you've got half a chance.
00:04:25That's not you robbing the taxi.
00:04:28Freddy.
00:04:29Before we continue this interview, no more of this Freddy business.
00:04:33My street name is Rabbit.
00:04:37Okay, Mr. Rabbit.
00:04:39And I suppose this isn't you and your friend robbing this person at the ATM.
00:04:44If you're being questioned, try blaming another race that looks similar to you.
00:04:48Nah, fuck that fella's Tonganbury.
00:04:51Can't you tell? Got a big ass.
00:04:53For me, looking at that, I reckon that's two African blights, for sure.
00:04:59Here's another piece of advice.
00:05:00You've already lost all the cash that we fucking had for all the robberies.
00:05:04You suck it all in this thing.
00:05:05If you are doing a lot of crimes, don't stop in at the RSL just in the middle of them.
00:05:10Oh, and that's not you.
00:05:11Where are you going?
00:05:12Are you a pokerie?
00:05:13Nah, I'm not that strong, bro.
00:05:16Then after that, you went and broke into a homeware shop.
00:05:19Around the window.
00:05:20I'll use the poker, bro.
00:05:23Correct?
00:05:25Allegedly.
00:05:26Let me get some knives, I'll jump in there.
00:05:27Here's another tip for you.
00:05:29When stash your knives up your shirt, make sure they're inside the box.
00:05:34Oh, I think I stabbed myself.
00:05:36A uniformed officer then followed a trail of blood from the homeware shop
00:05:41to the address that you have given as your current residence.
00:05:48Where did them cops know that was my blood?
00:05:50That's what I fucking want to know.
00:05:51Oh, fine then, come on in, bro.
00:05:54So that's not you, eh?
00:05:56That's identity theft right there.
00:05:58Probably a hacker.
00:05:59And he's fucking photoshopped my head on that random person's body.
00:06:03So you just fucking stabbed the shit out of me.
00:06:05I was cooking and I fucking stabbed myself.
00:06:07Do you mind standing up, Mr. Rambit?
00:06:11Up?
00:06:12What?
00:06:12He fucking put all these fucking knives in my head.
00:06:14What are you doing, what are you doing?
00:06:15Yes, relax.
00:06:18Oh, that's very fucking nasty.
00:06:21How'd that happen?
00:06:23Now just remember, it's okay to bullshit the coppers,
00:06:26but make sure your story is believable.
00:06:28Well, you know, look, I was in the fucking Georges River
00:06:31and a bloody one of those wobbegong sharks jumped up
00:06:34and fucking just took a chunky at me.
00:06:36Look at that shark attack, mate.
00:06:37Oh, fuck.
00:06:39Weren't you lucky he'd only had three teeth?
00:06:42Despite our best efforts of getting off,
00:06:44me and Rongo still got six months.
00:06:56The thing about jail, bud, it's not that bad.
00:06:59It's like catching up with all your old relatives.
00:07:02We knew everyone.
00:07:06This bloke, his name's Potty.
00:07:08He's part of our old crew.
00:07:10His name says it all.
00:07:12He's been bonging on since he was six years old.
00:07:16And this bloke here, that's Jimmy the Junkie.
00:07:18Not so much of a mate, more of an associate.
00:07:21He's a junkie, but you can't judge.
00:07:23He's got issues.
00:07:25That's for your mum, eh?
00:07:26His mum's been a stripper since she was 14.
00:07:28Put some fucking clothes on, cunt!
00:07:30Your fucking friends are here!
00:07:32Now let's face it, if your mum had been flashing you
00:07:34since you were a kid, you'd probably get off chops too.
00:07:37Can you fucking move over?
00:07:39Yeah, move over.
00:07:40Give us room.
00:07:41You know, when you're in jail, no matter what you do,
00:07:44there's always one mutt who's got it in for you.
00:07:47Bro.
00:07:48And that roid-raging ape over there, he hates my guts.
00:07:52His name's Tiny.
00:07:54Let's go to the other fucking yard.
00:07:57Now me, Tiny and Rongo all used to be in the Hunters.
00:08:00It's an outlaw motorcycle club.
00:08:02Back then, we was mates.
00:08:04It was all going good.
00:08:06But then like, first of all, Rongo fucked up the president's bike.
00:08:11Oh, shit.
00:08:12They kicked him out.
00:08:14And then I got kicked out for fucking Tiny's missus.
00:08:17Is that your boyfriend?
00:08:18Yeah, but his dick is too small because he takes too many roids.
00:08:22I'll admit I did root Tiny's sister butt and I did have a crack at his cousin as well.
00:08:27I got my nickname rabbit because of my special rooting style.
00:08:31You can see it there.
00:08:32It's similar to doggy, but there's a twist on it.
00:08:37Oh, yeah.
00:08:38Tiny also hates me because I rooted his mum.
00:08:40But I met her on Tinder and I just thought she was a horny cougar.
00:08:44Fuck, I couldn't believe it.
00:08:45You know his mum, she bit a fucking little chunk out of me squater.
00:08:48Hey, boys, Bob's in here, eh?
00:08:50He was asking about you.
00:08:52Where is he?
00:09:02Hey, boys.
00:09:05Hey, uh, Bob, um, what's with all the, uh, you know, the bandages and the thing on the neck?
00:09:14Uh, fucking cancer, mate.
00:09:17This was, like, really shattering news to me and Rongo.
00:09:20We'd known Biker Bob since we were kids.
00:09:23He stepped in one day when me and Rongo were small and getting smashed by these other kids.
00:09:28Oi, leave them alone and pick on something on your own size.
00:09:32And after that, he always looked out for us.
00:09:35He showed us the basics in life.
00:09:37Like, he taught us how to fight.
00:09:40He taught us how to steal.
00:09:41Front brake.
00:09:42He learned us everything about motorbikes and the biker ways.
00:09:46Accelerator.
00:09:47Back then, he used to ride with the hunters.
00:09:50All right, so repeat after me.
00:09:51Ride it like you stole it.
00:09:53Ride it like you stole it.
00:09:55All right.
00:09:55Oh, thanks, Sharnell.
00:09:57This is me daughter.
00:09:58Her mum's just fucked off to marry her cousin in Tassie,
00:10:01so she's living with me now, aren't you, love, hey?
00:10:03Little Sharnell ended up being like a sister to me and Rongo.
00:10:06We used to hang out all the time.
00:10:08You make sure you keep an eye out for her, right?
00:10:11Now, what do I say?
00:10:12Ride it like you stole it.
00:10:14All right, cheers.
00:10:16Now, he is a bit mad, but, I mean, he's got a few odd things on his personality.
00:10:20He was in that Vietnam War, and basically, whenever he's got a problem with someone,
00:10:26or some fin, he just blows them up.
00:10:28Dad, don't do it.
00:10:30That copper shouldn't have defected me chopper, darling.
00:10:32So I'm going to blow up the cop shop, then he'll pull his head in.
00:10:35All right?
00:10:41And whenever he went inside, me and Rongo would always look out for little Sharnell.
00:10:47Yeah, she's grown up now, working at the Pink Pussycat five nights a week,
00:10:51and she's got a kid, Charlie.
00:10:54Yeah, Bob loves her to bits.
00:10:55There's nothing he wouldn't do for her.
00:10:58All right.
00:11:00Boys, I'm not going to fuck around, right?
00:11:03All right.
00:11:03Now, I want you to promise me that you'll look after Sharnell and little Charlie, right?
00:11:18Oh, fuck.
00:11:20If I had me fucking Semtex now, I tell you, I'd blow that fucking prison doctor up,
00:11:26and then the prick will pull his fucking head in.
00:11:37There's no better feeling than getting out of jail.
00:11:39It's even better than an orgasm.
00:11:43He lifted up the pothead to organise a lift.
00:11:46There's me brother.
00:11:48I don't know his real name, but we call him Drop Tank.
00:11:51It could be because of his gut.
00:11:54Or it could be because he's always fucking dropping shit.
00:12:01Hey, did you bring me, Billy?
00:12:03Yeah, it's under the seat.
00:12:07Oh, yeah.
00:12:13Have a game.
00:12:14He couldn't wait 15 minutes.
00:12:15His house is only just around the corner.
00:12:17Oh, no worries, mate.
00:12:22He's off chops, but he's a good bloke, pothead.
00:12:24He's letting us all stay at his place till we can find other accommodations.
00:12:30Hey, pothead!
00:12:31I reckon you might be growing magic mushrooms, bruh!
00:12:35You little fucking beauty!
00:12:38My bag's the first shit.
00:12:41You know what we need?
00:12:43We need skanks.
00:12:45Yeah, I smell a potty, bro.
00:12:59There's one big advantage to having a criminal record.
00:13:02That is that ladies love a bad boy.
00:13:05And look at us.
00:13:06It doesn't get badder.
00:13:08STIs included.
00:13:09Let's do it.
00:13:12Oh, yeah!
00:13:13Oh, yeah!
00:13:16I can't pop my show when I feel like letting go.
00:13:18Punch and kick my way to the very front row, yeah.
00:13:21My head is spinning.
00:13:23My hands are ringing.
00:13:24My mom was right.
00:13:26Nah, she is that.
00:13:27Oh, yeah!
00:13:28It's my birthday.
00:13:30My mother's always showing me so they ain't brought my girl.
00:13:32Okay, okay!
00:13:34That's what I always say.
00:13:35Just like being a man.
00:13:37Oh, yeah!
00:13:37Oh, yeah!
00:13:38Hey!
00:13:40Hey, potty, can you use this thing as lube?
00:13:44Ah, rabbit man, it's cannabis oil.
00:13:48Yeah, cure cancer and give me an orgasm at the same time.
00:13:53Wonderful boy!
00:13:55If you want to impress a skank, tell her you ride a motorbike.
00:13:58Oh, yeah, I used to ride with the Hunters.
00:14:01Oh, shit, really? You might know my Uncle Tiny.
00:14:05Shit, hearing that name gave me instant shrinkage.
00:14:08Who said rabbit's with my fucking knees?
00:14:17What do you call a duck?
00:14:19I'm crack.
00:14:23I'm quacking.
00:14:35Oh, fuck, these mushrooms are stoned.
00:14:39They all look like Mary's.
00:14:46Oh, I've got tits.
00:14:55Just do the huckum.
00:14:56Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
00:15:00Shit, come on.
00:15:01What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:02Just one minute.
00:15:03Come on, little bunny.
00:15:05Fuck, you're a soft cock.
00:15:07Hey, hey, no, it's not me.
00:15:09It's this fucking oil.
00:15:12Hey, what did your bloody cannabis oil do to my cock?
00:15:16What?
00:15:17It's gone all chilled out.
00:15:19It's stoned.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21All that time in jail.
00:15:22New chick in there.
00:15:23And look what I got here, mate.
00:15:25It's all relaxed.
00:15:27Wake up.
00:15:28I'll better check my cock than I.
00:15:33Oi, cocky.
00:15:36He's up on the shelf, cock.
00:15:37You're choking me.
00:15:38My fucking cock's talking to me, brah.
00:15:42Hey, what's with that cheese around my neck, dickhead?
00:15:44Shut up.
00:15:45Ribbit.
00:15:47I know you're in there, you dog.
00:15:49Where's my little niece?
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:53Someone's shooting at us, brah.
00:15:54Check it.
00:15:55Lock up.
00:15:56What?
00:15:56No!
00:16:04Can't believe I nearly got shot for having a root
00:16:06or my fucking dick won't work because it's stained.
00:16:09Oh, what are you doing?
00:16:10Shut up, cunt.
00:16:11He can fucking hear you.
00:16:13Stop snorting Viagra, brah.
00:16:14It's giving me a headache.
00:16:16Hey, hey.
00:16:17You haven't got some of what made him do that
00:16:19that I could have so I could give some to her?
00:16:22I just got some stuff off the junkie.
00:16:24You want to have a go?
00:16:25Oh, I suppose so.
00:16:26It talks as well.
00:16:29Wearing my special rabbit-style mask,
00:16:32I felt like I was in Alice's Wonderland.
00:16:47Thanks for getting your auntie to look after the Indian, mate.
00:16:49That's the good thing about being a moody.
00:16:52You always got a cousin of blood jaw.
00:16:54There's nothing worse than seeing people who want to kill you.
00:16:57And that was the hunters that just went past them.
00:17:05Me and Rongo were just dropping in on Charnel to see how she was going.
00:17:14Here, what do you two want?
00:17:16A beer.
00:17:17A tequila would be good.
00:17:23That's me ex.
00:17:25As of how long?
00:17:26No, probably 20 minutes.
00:17:28Wasted a fucking good bottle of JD on him.
00:17:31Okay, I don't want that.
00:17:32I want that.
00:17:34The true love of Charnel's life was this guy with the mullet.
00:17:38Psycho Pete was his name.
00:17:40He was known as one of the most badass fucking bikers going around back then.
00:17:44He wasn't scared of nothing.
00:17:46Not even the coppers.
00:17:50He met Charnel when she started stripping at age 17.
00:17:55And yet, he put a little half-Samoan baby in her guts.
00:17:59And they argued over the name.
00:18:01He wanted to call her Harley, like the bike.
00:18:03She wanted Charnel like her own name.
00:18:06But they met in the middle.
00:18:07They came up with Charlie.
00:18:12Hey, Charnel, I just bought a stab-proof jacket from the pub.
00:18:15Come help me test it.
00:18:16He was tough, but not one of the sharp tools in the shed.
00:18:19Nah, I can't.
00:18:21I've got to change the baby and I've got to get ready for me shifting at the pink pussycat,
00:18:25don't I?
00:18:31Well, that's what happens when you buy stuff from junkies down at the pub.
00:18:39She was pretty cut after he died.
00:18:41And since then, she hasn't had much luck with the fellas.
00:18:44I guess having an old man like Bob and a boyfriend like Pete,
00:18:48well, that's a tough act to follow, eh?
00:18:55You've just got to keep it on.
00:18:57Keep your arm nice and straight, all right?
00:18:59But it's annoying.
00:19:01Yeah, darling, I know that, honey, but you've just got to do it, all right?
00:19:06Rongo and me hadn't seen the girls for ages,
00:19:08so we were shocked to see little Charlie like that.
00:19:13The doctors found she had a rare medical condition,
00:19:15and in Australia, they didn't have the drugs for it yet.
00:19:18So if she was going to get cured, she had to go overseas.
00:19:26Poor baby.
00:19:27I mean, she's really sick.
00:19:29First me dad, now her.
00:19:37I'd known Charnel a long time,
00:19:39and I'd never seen her cry like that.
00:19:42I felt worse because I made a dick of myself on the chair just when it happened.
00:19:46So how much do you reckon you're going to need?
00:19:49I'm going to need about 150k.
00:19:51I mean, the fucking hospital's in Switzerland.
00:19:54I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.
00:19:58That's a shit guy with her kid, bro.
00:20:00It's a cunt of a world, isn't it?
00:20:01A fucking cunt of a world.
00:20:03Or else you're going to take a piss?
00:20:04Grab us a beer, bro.
00:20:16Rabbits.
00:20:18Fucking bob!
00:20:20I'm dead.
00:20:22For real?
00:20:23Yeah, died last night.
00:20:25I haven't run Charnel yet.
00:20:27Arseholes.
00:20:29And your foot's stuck in the toilet.
00:20:32I need you to keep that promise you made to me, right?
00:20:36Can I just get me foot out?
00:20:51Oh, here he is. What's up with you? You're sweating.
00:20:57Yeah, I'm fine. Fucking nothing's wrong. Nothing.
00:21:01Hello?
00:21:04Yeah? Yeah, this is her?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09I was spinning out.
00:21:10Bob had actually died the night before.
00:21:16I'm a staunch character, but that shit was freaky.
00:21:29Oh, my dad.
00:21:32You're mad as a cut snake.
00:21:35But we loved you.
00:21:54Kilda, Bob.
00:21:57How far are you like a dad to me?
00:22:01Happy riding up there, bro?
00:22:06You gonna see something?
00:22:08Yeah, I can.
00:22:12I'm looking at Bob and he looks dead.
00:22:14What did I see before?
00:22:23Maybe if I poke him, see if he moves.
00:22:26I'll give him another one.
00:22:27I'll give him one more.
00:22:30Man, I must have been off chops before.
00:22:33He's dead as a fucking doorknob.
00:22:36I wasn't fucking joking.
00:22:38You and Rongo owe me.
00:22:42You get that money from my granddaughter.
00:22:45He can't.
00:22:50He's awful.
00:23:00Well, well, well.
00:23:02If it's not Drongo and fuck with you.
00:23:07We come to pay our respects to that man.
00:23:11So years better fuck off.
00:23:15Bro, we should have smashed them.
00:23:17I was waiting for you to throw the first punch.
00:23:19There's a funeral, mate.
00:23:21They've got the etiquettes, mate.
00:23:27Mate.
00:23:29You're a legend.
00:23:30Best mate a bloke ever had.
00:23:33You never sold out.
00:23:36Rest in peace, Bob.
00:23:40Oi.
00:23:41You're fucking lucky Tiny got busted.
00:23:43If he was fucking here, he'd rip your fucking head off.
00:23:46Well, you know what, mate?
00:23:47If he's gonna go around doing fucking drive-bys on people, you know, what's gonna happen, mate?
00:23:52What fucking drive-by?
00:23:54That dumb's fucking Tiny.
00:23:55After he's taken them pot shots at us, he went to his girlfriend's house and got really pissed.
00:24:00Get drunk out of your mind, you fucking idiot!
00:24:03Fucking bullshit!
00:24:04I've only had two beers!
00:24:06I'm sober as!
00:24:07Bring it!
00:24:08I'll beat you a head job, then you'll smash off your kid!
00:24:11Deal!
00:24:13Then the big ape goes down to the cop shop flexing hard on his roids.
00:24:17Oi pigs!
00:24:19So he can try and win the bet, he demands a breath test.
00:24:22Sure.
00:24:24Would you mind telling us how you got here?
00:24:27I fucking rode!
00:24:28Dude!
00:24:28What do you think, dickhead?
00:24:33One breath test coming up.
00:24:35I'm not drunk!
00:24:39I'm not drunk!
00:24:40Instead of getting a blowjob, he blew over the limit.
00:24:44Idiot's back in jail.
00:24:45He violated his own parole.
00:24:47Bro, I've done some dumb things, but that was dumb!
00:24:54Hey!
00:24:55We're gonna have to get Sharnel that money, mate!
00:24:58150 grand!
00:24:59How are we gonna do that?
00:25:00I don't know, but I've got my brain styles working on it!
00:25:03The first things first,
00:25:04cause we weren't invited to the wake, cause the hunters showed up,
00:25:07we had to do our own memorial barbecue for Bob.
00:25:10I don't want a fucking barbecue, I don't need food, just ice!
00:25:19It's a memorial barbecue, dickhead, right?
00:25:22It's compulsory!
00:25:23Put it! Me and you, we're gonna go get the piss!
00:25:27Hey, junkie!
00:25:28You're in charge of getting the barbecue, alright?
00:25:31Oh, what, bruh?
00:25:32Don't fuck it up!
00:25:33Hey, man, we need you to go get the meat.
00:25:38Meat.
00:25:39Good.
00:25:40I'll go get breads, plates and some sauces.
00:25:51Here we are, Dad.
00:25:52In the backyard, just like you wanted.
00:25:55We're ready to send you off with a bang, Dad.
00:25:57Hey!
00:25:58What?
00:25:59What's this?
00:26:00Dad's ashes!
00:26:01We're gonna blow them up!
00:26:03Oh, hey, hey!
00:26:04Could I do it?
00:26:05Cause, I mean, I'd be really honoured.
00:26:07I mean, I love the bloke.
00:26:08Please, please.
00:26:10Here.
00:26:11Here you going, little girl.
00:26:13You good? You feeling a bit better?
00:26:33Fucking dumbass always leaves the keys in the same spot.
00:26:36Here, hold this.
00:26:43Hey!
00:26:44The hose is on!
00:26:46Fuck the hose!
00:26:48Oi! Give me your shirt.
00:26:50I need it to tie the fridge up so the beers don't fall out.
00:27:10I need it to take the fridge off and fire it up.
00:27:16Just a kid trying to live with the cops.
00:27:19He was given at a final time.
00:27:20He should be dead or in prison.
00:27:21He was taken by the state.
00:27:22Now he's part of the system.
00:27:24Say for him it's too late.
00:27:25Jacky ain't got to listen.
00:27:26He got his own idea.
00:27:27Makes all his own decisions.
00:27:28So many can't resist it.
00:27:31Go, Jacky, go!
00:27:32He's fighting the system.
00:27:33Go, Jacky, go!
00:27:34He ain't got to listen.
00:27:35Go, Jacky, go!
00:27:36I didn't know you fucking fucking about it.
00:27:37He's the same fuckin' heavy!
00:27:39Fuck you in prison!
00:27:45What?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47What?
00:28:03Hey, if Ned Kelly was here, he wouldn't have fucked it up, I guess!
00:28:26You all right there, mate?
00:28:36How mad was that?
00:28:38Um, on like seriously, you know, that money, me and Rongo have been talking about it and
00:28:44we are definite gonna get you that money, kay?
00:28:50You know, it is pretty grousey, you and Rongo, looking after us and shit.
00:28:57Sorry he couldn't make Dad's wake, it's just fuckin' hunters came and, you know,
00:29:03fuckin' pricks drink all the piss too.
00:29:05Oh shit, that's why I come here in the first place!
00:29:07I was meant to get stuff for our barbecue, I just need to borrow a couple of things.
00:29:10Uh, I need a toaster, plates, forks, bread, butter and Worcestershire sauce, tomato sauce, mustard
00:29:18and if you got it, barbecue sauce.
00:29:21And salt.
00:29:27Have a go.
00:29:29I got the Worcestershire sauce.
00:29:36What the fuck is up there?
00:29:37Where's the fucking steak, guy?
00:29:38Sweet, what the fuck is up here?
00:29:41Where's the fucking steak, guy, you're a sausage?
00:29:41You're smaking the cars.
00:29:45What's wrong with you, cunt?
00:29:47You fucked the ritter, how you big, cunt?
00:29:49Why?
00:29:50No way.
00:29:52What's all this?
00:29:53Well, that big dumbass ate all the steaks.
00:29:56What the fuck is up, where's the steak, cunt?
00:29:57And that little dumbass brought that instead of a barbecue.
00:30:00This thing. Supposed to be barbecue.
00:30:05Well, we're on the broadside.
00:30:07Me and Pothead got a fridge full of beers.
00:30:09Yeah? You help yourself.
00:30:15It's fair to say the memorial barbecue wasn't going that good.
00:30:19The beers were fizzed.
00:30:21The sausages were not cooking on that dick-heater thing.
00:30:24You fucking dopey cat!
00:30:25The sea cow and the junkie were completely bloody annoying.
00:30:30If it wasn't for the sources that I organised,
00:30:32it would have been a total fail.
00:30:37So, at this point, I'm thinking to myself,
00:30:39we have to keep the promise to go.
00:30:42There just had to be a way
00:30:43to get the money for Chanel and the little girl.
00:30:47Then I realised, rabbit,
00:30:49the answer's right under your nose, mate.
00:30:51I mean, look at the crew I'm with.
00:30:53We're all thieves and crims.
00:30:56It was simple.
00:30:57We just go and thieve the money.
00:30:58You're gonna be involved.
00:30:59But the problem with guys like us,
00:31:01everyone's always gonna argue about percentages.
00:31:04Fuck that kid bra!
00:31:05I normally get 98% on a job.
00:31:08Something you learn hanging around dodgy people,
00:31:10especially junkies,
00:31:11is that there is only one way to negotiate with them.
00:31:16Fuck!
00:31:17Now, I don't want to hear any more whinging about percentages.
00:31:20Okay?
00:31:21You and you, and him,
00:31:23use all OME and Rongo mad favours.
00:31:25So, we'll make it fair.
00:31:26We're gonna split it.
00:31:2850% of each job goes to the kids' recovery,
00:31:31and the other 50% we share, like, equal with each other.
00:31:34Do we agree?
00:31:35Uh-huh.
00:31:36Yeah.
00:31:42Head still!
00:31:46What are yous doing?
00:31:48Yeah, your fucking dead shit brother was meant to get fucking masked.
00:31:52You bloody goose!
00:31:55Shut up, cunts!
00:32:05Hey, bro.
00:32:06Do you reckon it was a good idea letting them two do it?
00:32:09Come on.
00:32:10It's a kebab van.
00:32:12It's not brain surgery or science with rockets, mate.
00:32:15Hey!
00:32:15We don't even have any weapons!
00:32:17Fucking amateur!
00:32:18Come on, bro!
00:32:19I'll just use my fucking blood.
00:32:21Now, the junkie was gonna fill the syringe
00:32:24with his heavily infected blood.
00:32:26Nah.
00:32:26But the drama is, like most junkies,
00:32:29it's impossible to find a vein
00:32:31that doesn't look like a smashed crab.
00:32:33Fuck, this is the only one I haven't used before.
00:32:35Bruh!
00:32:36Oi!
00:32:37What are you doing?
00:32:38Don't stab me with that!
00:32:39How can you after all the bitches we've been through, bruh?
00:32:43Fuck you, cunt!
00:32:46Oi!
00:32:47Hurry up!
00:33:01Now, give me all your fucking money or I'll stab AIDS in ya!
00:33:04Oh my god!
00:33:06We just opened!
00:33:08The tills are empty, man.
00:33:09Come back in a couple of hours.
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12And the tills will be full of cash!
00:33:14Cash!
00:33:15Oh!
00:33:15Oh, okay.
00:33:17What do you mean you're going back fucking later on?
00:33:19But it makes total sense, rabbit.
00:33:22Just shows you if you want something done,
00:33:23don't trust the fucking two idiots
00:33:25who got face raped by Mr Squiggle.
00:33:26Yeah, we'll see if you can do a fucking better job, cunt!
00:33:29You know, if you draw a fucking mask on,
00:33:31it's not a fucking mask.
00:33:32Just saying.
00:33:47What the fuck is this?
00:33:49How did the coppers know fucking someone was coming?
00:33:52It was pretty obvious what happened here.
00:33:54Yeah, yeah.
00:33:55The only way the cops would have known that me and
00:33:57Rongo was coming,
00:33:58was if we had a snitch amongst us.
00:34:00Where's the fucking wire?
00:34:02Where's the fucking wire?
00:34:03Where is the fucking wire?
00:34:05Where is the fucking wire?
00:34:05Where is it, mate?
00:34:06Where the fuck is it?
00:34:06Where is the fucking wire?
00:34:07Where the fuck is it?
00:34:08What the fuck?
00:34:09All I found is the fucking sausage.
00:34:12Oh, shut up.
00:34:13Shut up, everyone.
00:34:13Wait a minute.
00:34:14Fuck, maybe the cops will fucking bug the place.
00:34:20over here over here all right circle in circle in circle in okay sorry we thought we had a dog
00:34:26amongst us but we don't probably the house is bugged now listen the kebab thing don't worry
00:34:32that was a fuck up we'll just put it down as a warm-up i know a sports club close
00:34:36to sunnyvale
00:34:37heights every thursday night it's got cash in the safe oh let's go in hard ned kelly's doll
00:34:49hey wasn't pothead's brother supposed to get us masks yeah well he fucking knocked off these
00:34:54bags from his grandmother that's all we got
00:35:02now i knew we only had 15 minutes until the coppers turned up once the alarm was triggered
00:35:07but if we stuck to my plan we could get the safe and the atm out within seven minutes
00:35:13you shouldn't walk away with about 25 000 piece of piss but you know it's hard to fly like an
00:35:21eagle
00:35:21when you're surrounded by turkeys forget the bong will you just the last path man you gotta be
00:35:29joking mate put your mask on you go for the safe first right look for the stairs the office is
00:35:35near
00:35:36there ignore the alarm everyone act professional every thief knows when an alarm gets triggered the
00:35:43security company calls so you just fucking ignore it
00:35:50hello
00:35:51this is trg security am i speaking to the sports club manager
00:35:55hey it's potty
00:35:56the other thing every thief knows is never give personal details if you're stupid enough to pick up the
00:36:02fucking phone
00:36:02what are you doing
00:36:04look we just got to get out of here security vans come fucking heaps faster than coppers did
00:36:09hey rabbit where's fucking rongo
00:36:14where are you
00:36:15well give me a couple more spins i'm feeling lucky
00:36:18come on man oh fucking all
00:36:26coppers coppers take your mask off quick quick quick
00:36:28that was close eh
00:36:39brah that was fucking piss week
00:36:40i know some cunt we can rob my fucking drug dealer
00:36:47the thing about rob and drug dealers they always have a guard dog but jimmy had an idea
00:36:51use a slurpee straw and sleeping tablets shoot the tablet in the dog's mouth
00:36:57then you disable the dog thereby me and rongo can go in punch the fuck out of the dealers and
00:37:04take all
00:37:04their shit now getting a slurpee straw wasn't a problem we stopped at the 7-eleven
00:37:10sleeping tablets however fuck there's no chemisapin
00:37:24hey man can i get some sleeping tablets
00:37:36okay mastermind
00:37:38you're gonna do your big plan all right
00:37:56fuck is useless
00:37:58how hard is that to get it in
00:38:10what's she doing
00:38:11what's she doing
00:38:13go come back go back finish it
00:38:14i swear i went to the fucking pills
00:38:18it's like she'd be a windpipe
00:38:24oh i went down brah
00:38:28i'm getting a little sleepy cut
00:38:31fuck me let's just finish it off come on
00:38:34who's there what about the dog
00:38:36well fucking you're a maori mate just you know fucking use your size
00:38:56we couldn't believe it it was a trifecta of duds nothing here bro this place is more
00:39:02poverty than salve's mate we was hoping to walk away with some drugs money or some guns
00:39:07especially guns but there was nothing turned out the coppers raided these ball sacks the night before
00:39:16as if that wasn't bad enough the next day they turn up at pottage looking for revenge
00:39:21hey gronks this is what you get for fucking with me
00:39:29it was probably the first nail gun drive by in history
00:39:36oh you fucking got it square on i'm a dead eyed dick bro oh fucking hell must be tequila time
00:39:49what do you call this cheap barbecue it's got a bit of a bushfire effect happening at the moment
00:39:57what's in the box our problem rongo has been we've been going old school
00:40:02i'm going high tech mate just like america we're using drones
00:40:16and what's in the box
00:40:36Settling fucking Illuminati!
00:40:38Please don't fucking talk to me about the fuck the fuck is that?
00:40:41Rah!
00:40:42What are you up to?
00:40:45I'm just getting my skills up on the drain.
00:40:47What the fuck?
00:40:48Watch me fucking make those Jackies go nuts.
00:40:51They don't know what it is, mate, because they're fucking off chops.
00:40:55Take the slot! Take the slot!
00:40:57Illuminati!
00:40:58Do that! Do that, you bitch!
00:41:00Illuminati's coming!
00:41:05The Illuminati's out in the front.
00:41:09Alright.
00:41:11Isn't that Kelly was still alive?
00:41:13He'll get you, mate.
00:41:15No worries, mate.
00:41:16I need Kelly, mate.
00:41:19I can't sip this with them screaming.
00:41:22Doesn't that bother you, them screaming?
00:41:31Ah!
00:41:32Ah!
00:41:33Ah!
00:41:33Shut up, will ya?
00:41:35Ah!
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:38Ah!
00:41:39Ah!
00:41:39Ah!
00:41:40Ah!
00:41:40I'm screaming!
00:41:41I mean, you just have to look at Foil Boy right here.
00:41:45Fucking cheesled dick over there.
00:41:47And this poor specimen of a human, the sea cow.
00:41:50It makes you realise.
00:41:52If you're gonna go do a serious job, you need professionals only.
00:41:56That's why on the next one, it's just me and Rongo.
00:41:59Here, hold this.
00:42:00I've got no idea what we're doing, bro.
00:42:02I'll explain it in a second, mate.
00:42:04Let me put this phone on here.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:08Right.
00:42:09We fly this thing into the bank, you see?
00:42:12The bag is for the money.
00:42:14The phone is linked to your phone on the FaceTime,
00:42:17so we can see what it sees.
00:42:18Okay, once it's in the bank,
00:42:20we throw the idiots inside, fill up the bag,
00:42:22then the drone flies back with the cash.
00:42:25Fucking virgin idea it is.
00:42:27It's fucking genius.
00:42:29Sounds pretty complicated, bro.
00:42:31No, no, it's just technical, mate.
00:42:33Fly fuck ya.
00:42:35Good.
00:42:40Okay, get the phone, get the phone.
00:42:43Oh, we're on.
00:42:44Okay, good.
00:42:45Yeah, fucking gays.
00:42:47Fuck those ladies shit themselves.
00:42:50Okay, it's around the corner to the bank.
00:42:54Don't fucking turn it.
00:42:55Just keep it straight.
00:42:56Fuck, I can't help it, man.
00:42:58The bank's just down the street on the left.
00:43:00Watch out, dickhead.
00:43:00Fuck.
00:43:03Have a go at these fucking bludgeoning fucking buskers, eh?
00:43:07I can have a go.
00:43:08That fucking bloke looks just fucking like Luke.
00:43:10That's weird.
00:43:11Yeah, fuck it.
00:43:11Down to the bank.
00:43:13This is going good.
00:43:17Hey, why'd the fucking screen just go off?
00:43:19That's because your phone's ringing.
00:43:23Fuck you.
00:43:23Answer it.
00:43:24Fuck it, I can't fucking see anything.
00:43:26Shut up.
00:43:27Oi.
00:43:27Why have you got Rabbit's phone?
00:43:29The reception's fucked because of the call.
00:43:30Come on.
00:43:31I can't talk at the moment.
00:43:32We're busy.
00:43:33Are you getting the money soon or not?
00:43:34I've got a shitload of stuff I've got to organise.
00:43:36Yeah, piss off.
00:43:37We're busy.
00:43:37Fuck it.
00:43:38I'm in the bank, I think.
00:43:39It's come clear.
00:43:41Oh, fucking Charnell.
00:43:43Fuck, it's gone blurry again.
00:43:44I think I can see the guys on the counter.
00:43:46Press the fucking talk button.
00:43:48Hello?
00:43:50Hello?
00:43:51Cure that.
00:43:52Yeah, listen.
00:43:53We are not robbers.
00:43:54We are from terrorism.
00:43:56So put everything in the bag.
00:43:59Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:00Blah, blah, blah.
00:44:01Hey, hey!
00:44:02The bomb is inside the mini helicopter,
00:44:04so fucking hurry up.
00:44:05This is revenge for Bush and the black guy
00:44:09who looks like Will Smith.
00:44:11I think they're doing it, bro.
00:44:12You fucking squint your eyes like a 3D picture,
00:44:14you can see better.
00:44:15I think they are.
00:44:16Fucking yes.
00:44:17Fucking working.
00:44:18He looks fucking loaded.
00:44:20Yeah, yeah.
00:44:21Now I hit the fucking return button
00:44:22and the thing just fucking flies back to us, mate,
00:44:25on roommate.
00:44:28Yes, hello, Charnell, who kept fucking ringing.
00:44:30Yes?
00:44:31Why are you dogging me calls for?
00:44:33Because I'm in the middle of doing something
00:44:35and I don't want to talk about the details on the phone.
00:44:38What?
00:44:38He's doing a job now.
00:44:40You're fucking Gershaw, hell.
00:44:41Listen.
00:44:42We'll come see you later.
00:44:43I can't believe it works, babe.
00:44:52What do you mean you didn't get the money?
00:44:54Look, we had a mad go at it, but fuck, you know,
00:44:57sometimes you can just be unlucky.
00:44:59If you just want to know what happened,
00:45:01when the screen went blurry,
00:45:03the drone went two doors down
00:45:04and went into the sex shop.
00:45:06We are not brothers.
00:45:08We are from terrorism.
00:45:10So put everything in the bag.
00:45:12OK.
00:45:13OK.
00:45:14The bomb is inside the mini helicopter,
00:45:16so fucking hurry up.
00:45:18But on the bright side,
00:45:20I got this from one of our robberies
00:45:22and maybe you could use it.
00:45:24Yeah, well, you can stick it up your own ass.
00:45:27Shanelle didn't mean to be a bitch.
00:45:29She was just stressing hard.
00:45:31The little girl had to go to hospital again
00:45:33with Shanelle's mum
00:45:35and she just found out she was fired
00:45:36from the pink pussycat
00:45:37for spending too much time with her daughter.
00:45:40And in three weeks' time,
00:45:41I'm not even going to have any fucking money for rent.
00:45:45Don't worry.
00:45:45We'll keep trying.
00:45:46No, we'll sort something out for you.
00:45:49I'll bet all me testicles on it.
00:45:57Let's go, Rongo.
00:46:06Hey, Gronk!
00:46:07No one's fucking a dollar!
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:10Oh-ho!
00:46:12Him!
00:46:13Fuck, it's bright.
00:46:14I just lost me fucking sunnies
00:46:15in that fucking spiky bush.
00:46:17Give me another arrow!
00:46:19Fucking shoot!
00:46:20Fucking go him, Rongo!
00:46:22Fucking wrong way round, man!
00:46:24Shit!
00:46:25Oh, fuck!
00:46:27Rongo!
00:46:28Grab his glasses for me!
00:46:30Oh, fuck!
00:46:33Oh, thank fuck for that!
00:46:35Oh, fuck!
00:46:37That's why Rongo is the muscle of this group.
00:46:46As if the Lebanese Robin Hood wasn't bad enough,
00:46:49next minute,
00:46:50the hunters showed up.
00:46:51GO TOYeah!
00:46:52Oh, SUP!
00:47:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:47:05What's all this, mate?
00:47:06What's the drama?
00:47:07Why don't you just shut the fuck up?
00:47:15We got the two fuckwits here, mate
00:47:18Short ass and drongo there. We know it was you and your junkie mates
00:47:24You try to rub our pub and all the alarm everyone act professional our sex shop
00:47:31And the levos that were dealing for us
00:47:33Ah
00:47:35Hold on. No, no, no. We didn't know that them's was yours. You know all this shit you're doing
00:47:41He's only making the coppers look harder at us
00:47:43And the only reason that you're not six foot under is because I owe Bob a few favors
00:47:49Yeah, from now on you keep it quiet understand. You know are he's angry?
00:47:57By the way, you mate tiny got fucking bail last night
00:48:05Why as you I'd grow a set of eyes in the back of your fucking head
00:48:15I wasn't scared. Were you scared?
00:48:17Yeah, I gotta go and take a piss man
00:48:20Too much tension mate
00:48:21Fuck I gotta have a shit
00:48:35Don't let go
00:48:35You said you were gonna love after my girls
00:48:40Look out, I mean not
00:48:41Well, you better honor that promise rabbit
00:48:44Yeah you might get into scratch dead car
00:48:47You said you're gonna look after my girls
00:48:50No, look out, I mean not
00:48:58We're trying, Bob!
00:49:01Fucking hell.
00:49:03Wish me piss.
00:49:04What a ball-busting ghost.
00:49:11What was that?
00:49:12Nothing.
00:49:13Nothing.
00:49:14We're going after a bank.
00:49:16And this time, it's going to be a winner.
00:49:18It better be.
00:49:21Why are you wearing those puffy glasses?
00:49:24You don't like the glasses!
00:49:27Damn!
00:49:35Hey, Bob!
00:49:37I don't know what happened with them ghost hands of yours,
00:49:40but my balls feel really tingly now.
00:49:43Actually feels really good.
00:49:50Hey, Rabbit, check this out, man.
00:49:53They've got masks on the internet.
00:49:55And they look real, too, eh?
00:49:58Look, look.
00:49:59Super realistic disguises.
00:50:02Have you ever wanted to prank your workmates or friends?
00:50:05With our great range of super realistic disguises,
00:50:09now you can.
00:50:10Man!
00:50:10Shit, eh?
00:50:12Hands sold separately.
00:50:13This man!
00:50:15With our high-tech silicone disguises,
00:50:18you'll be the life of any party.
00:50:20All you reckon's got more silicone,
00:50:22the mask or her tits?
00:50:26I don't know.
00:50:27Super realistic disguises!
00:50:31If Ned Kelly had them,
00:50:33he'd still be alive, eh?
00:50:36These masks were perfect.
00:50:38We can do over a bank,
00:50:40and the hunters and the coppers
00:50:41will never know it was us.
00:50:45We might have fucked up the other ones,
00:50:47but this thing's 100%.
00:50:49Hey, where are we going again?
00:50:51You're joking.
00:50:52Those 11 cones smashed me, eh?
00:50:55They're a bank
00:50:56that we're going to steal stuff from.
00:50:59And on that topic,
00:51:00what happened to, like,
00:51:01Jimmy and his brother
00:51:02knocking us off like another car?
00:51:04I saw Jimmy on the pipe this morning.
00:51:07Of course he's gonna get stained.
00:51:09What about your brother?
00:51:10My nan called me brother to cut the grass,
00:51:13so he ain't coming.
00:51:17Fuck!
00:51:18So we'll just do the robbery
00:51:19in the car that's registered to you.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:22Pass me the mask.
00:51:23We might as well put him on now.
00:51:25Hey!
00:51:26You blokes know
00:51:27about the five stages of stoneness.
00:51:30Stage one's
00:51:31when you're going to look for your weed,
00:51:33and stage two
00:51:35is, like,
00:51:36when you've had one
00:51:37but you need more, eh?
00:51:39And then stage four,
00:51:41that's the best,
00:51:43is when you're just wasted
00:51:44and you can't.
00:51:46You just want to eat chocolate.
00:51:48Oh, shit!
00:51:48There's only one set of hands, bro!
00:51:51I bet it was that bloody junkie.
00:51:53He pitches anything
00:51:54that's not nailed down.
00:51:55It's gonna be like
00:51:56getting a handjob off Nana.
00:52:00It doesn't matter.
00:52:01You have one
00:52:02and I have one.
00:52:03Just don't show the hand
00:52:04that doesn't have the glove.
00:52:05That's all.
00:52:06Did you get the fake gun?
00:52:08Yeah, bro.
00:52:09But it's got the orange thing on it.
00:52:11Oh, fuck.
00:52:13Oh, no, it won't come off, bro.
00:52:14Try harder.
00:52:17Faster than coming off.
00:52:18Fuck.
00:52:20That's freaky.
00:52:22Man, you just look like
00:52:23different people, eh?
00:52:25Wrongo, you look like
00:52:27a fat Vin Diesel.
00:52:29Oh, true.
00:52:30Hey, have a go at this.
00:52:33That's my extendable baton.
00:52:35I'm gonna hit this security guard
00:52:36over the head,
00:52:37then we're gonna rush in
00:52:38and get the money.
00:52:39Just pull in there.
00:52:41In here.
00:52:42Just fucking remember
00:52:43to beat her when we fuck off.
00:52:45Let's get it done, bro.
00:52:46I'm king.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:48There it is.
00:52:49Gloves on.
00:52:50Let's do this.
00:52:52You've probably figured
00:52:52why the hand's important.
00:52:54It's so they can't see
00:52:55the woggy colours of our skin.
00:52:57That's a giveaway.
00:53:01Okay, walk slow.
00:53:06Bro, I've got the wrong hand on.
00:53:08I'm no good with a gun
00:53:09with my left hand.
00:53:10It's only a fake gun, mate.
00:53:12If you get a rubber bank,
00:53:13I'll give you a tip.
00:53:15Make sure the driver
00:53:16does not have
00:53:17more than seven cones.
00:53:18See, Pothead was so munted,
00:53:20he's knotted off for a second.
00:53:23And when he wakes up,
00:53:24he's got no idea
00:53:25what's fucking going on.
00:53:27Where the fuck am I?
00:53:32Who the fuck is that?
00:53:37Fuck.
00:53:37I'm going home.
00:53:40Hey, maybe we should
00:53:41take that orange thing
00:53:42off the gun.
00:53:43Well, it's hard to get off.
00:53:44Fucking hide it.
00:53:46It's hard to get off.
00:53:48It just came off.
00:53:50Put it in the pocket.
00:53:51I fucking loosened it up,
00:53:52all right?
00:53:54Go back, go back.
00:53:56My fucking pants
00:53:57are sort of coming off.
00:53:58Oh, you're free.
00:53:59Fucking pump me,
00:54:00you pull them off.
00:54:01No, I ain't touching you.
00:54:02All right, just get the gun here.
00:54:03Come on.
00:54:04Not with that hand.
00:54:05What?
00:54:05It's the fucking dodgy one.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:09What are you doing?
00:54:11I fucking left him.
00:54:12Cover it up.
00:54:13Shit.
00:54:14Security's there, man.
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:18Oh, shit.
00:54:19Wrong hands.
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:22Oh!
00:54:23We're nuts.
00:54:24The fucking gun went down the drain.
00:54:26Oh, man.
00:54:27Security's looking.
00:54:29People are looking, mate.
00:54:30People are looking.
00:54:32Fucking everyone's looking.
00:54:34The bow, mate.
00:54:35Fucking bow.
00:54:38Hey, where the fuck did he go?
00:54:41Shit.
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:43Come on.
00:54:43Come on.
00:54:47Rabbit?
00:54:47Wrong-o?
00:54:48Is that you, brah?
00:54:50What's this?
00:54:51I stole a jeep, brah.
00:54:52You stole a jeep?
00:54:54Oh, yeah, brah.
00:54:55I stole a jeep.
00:54:57Jimmy was pinging so hard,
00:54:59he thought he stole a normal-sized jeep.
00:55:01You stole a jeep, bro.
00:55:03Yeah, brah.
00:55:04I stole a jeep.
00:55:05Yeah, it wasn't a jeep, mate.
00:55:06It was a mini go-kart jeep.
00:55:10You know, after you balls up
00:55:11having a crack at a bank,
00:55:13there's only really one thing to do.
00:55:17Alcohol.
00:55:46You know, I've just come to realise one thing.
00:55:51Me and you are completely fucking useless.
00:55:55I mean, what are we supposed to do, mate?
00:55:57Hey, we're dickheads.
00:55:59The little girl is getting sicker every fucking minute.
00:56:03You know, it's just because she's a kid.
00:56:06Because of all the failures and maybe the alcohol,
00:56:10me and Ronga got a little bit emotional.
00:56:13I think it's understandable.
00:56:15It doesn't mean we're not staunch.
00:56:26I got the milk.
00:56:29Hey, what are you fucking looking at?
00:56:39Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
00:56:45It had come to the point where we was out of ideas and out of luck.
00:56:50Someone had to call Sharne Hill and tell her the bad news.
00:56:52I can't do it, baby.
00:56:54She always liked you much better than me.
00:56:56You should call her.
00:57:00What are you doing with that fucking cat?
00:57:12Just get it over with, tell her.
00:57:14Come on.
00:57:14Gonna get high, motherfucker, it's silly.
00:57:19Drank a ton of beer, smoked a pound of bellies.
00:57:23Gonna get high, yeah.
00:57:28This Friday night.
00:57:42I'm gonna get high, it's gonna get the same.
00:57:46I'm gonna get the same, I'm gonna get the same.
00:57:47I'm gonna do a bunch of lies.
00:57:55I'm gonna get the same, I'm gonna get the same.
00:57:58Do a bunch of lies.
00:58:00Plug in my cables.
00:58:02Over easy Friday.
00:58:08This Friday night.
00:58:19You all right, boy?
00:58:20Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:58:23I don't think that was your drink, right?
00:58:25Smug a bunch of shit, baby, lick a lot of fire.
00:58:29Oh, is it right?
00:58:34This Friday night.
00:58:39Eh.
00:58:46Oi.
00:58:48Oh, darn it, rabbit.
00:58:49Oh, darn it.
00:58:51Huh?
00:58:52Hey, clean yourself up.
00:58:53Look at this fella.
00:58:55Fuckin' Ned Kelly back from the dead.
00:59:06Did you just get the money?
00:59:08Where's Frank?
00:59:09I smoked like an ounce of hydro.
00:59:12Then it happened.
00:59:13Ned Kelly jumped into me guts.
00:59:16So I did what Ned Kelly would do.
00:59:20Yeah, yeah.
00:59:20It's on the news and everything.
00:59:26In breaking news, a man dressed as Ned Kelly robbed this police credit union of just over
00:59:31$300,000.
00:59:33Your money or your life?
00:59:34I need a cone.
00:59:35Hurry up!
00:59:36After a brief exchange of gunfire, the man fled, ironically, on a police source being taken
00:59:42from one of the officers at the scene.
00:59:44Hey, where'd you get the sawn off in the vest?
00:59:47Oh, from me nana, eh?
00:59:49Mate, sorry.
00:59:50No, there's no way he could have done this.
00:59:52It's bullshit.
00:59:53No way.
00:59:54Bruh, am I fuckin' trippin' or is there a fuckin' horse out there?
01:00:06I couldn't believe Potty'd had come through.
01:00:09I guess it shows.
01:00:10Never underestimate the creativity of a stoner.
01:00:15Hey, we're trillions there!
01:00:18Fuck the tizzy back!
01:00:20Fuck the tizzy back!
01:00:26Hello?
01:00:27Uh, yeah.
01:00:28Who's this?
01:00:29Hey, who's this?
01:00:31Yeah, it's Rabbit for Chanel.
01:00:34I know you.
01:00:35You're the little fuckin' dropkick that used to hang around with Bob all the time.
01:00:38Okay, you're the cranky old ex of Bob's.
01:00:41Um, well...
01:00:45Listen, is Chanel there?
01:00:47Chanel's not here.
01:00:49She's at the hospital with Charlie.
01:00:50Oh, no.
01:00:51Well, listen, tell her to call me, because I've got good news for her.
01:00:55Do you ever get that feeling where you go,
01:00:57hmm, things are going really good at the minute?
01:00:59Well, that's normally when things are about to go really bad.
01:01:04In this case, it was the hunters.
01:01:07Oh, fuck!
01:01:08Let's get the money in back to her!
01:01:12Yeah, get it, get it!
01:01:17Shoot someone back!
01:01:24He's shootin' fuckin' blanks!
01:01:26Here, throw us a knife!
01:01:28I'll shank all these faggots!
01:01:34It's me brother!
01:01:38If you're wonderin' how they knew potty took the money,
01:01:41well, leavin' that horse in the garden,
01:01:43that was a bit of a giveaway, wasn't it?
01:01:45This is for fuckin' me, is it?
01:01:58I can't believe it!
01:01:59We had the money in our fuckin' hands!
01:02:01We were so close, bro!
01:02:03Fuck!
01:02:09I normally don't get into the bourbon,
01:02:11but now's a good time to start, bro.
01:02:31Where are you off to?
01:02:36You!
01:02:36Bob?
01:02:39Where are ya?
01:02:40You don't need to grab any balls this time, right?
01:02:43Hey, Rabbit.
01:02:44You and your boys done good.
01:02:46I know the hunters fucked you over.
01:02:48The truth is, I realised I should've been there to get the money.
01:02:51It was my job as a dad,
01:02:53and Charlie's pop.
01:02:54But I was always fuckin' up,
01:02:56and I ended up dyin' in jail.
01:02:57So whatever happens from here on in,
01:03:00it's on me.
01:03:01Now listen, man.
01:03:02We're gonna come through 300%.
01:03:04No worries.
01:03:05Forget it, Rabbit.
01:03:06You'll end up dead or back inside.
01:03:13Hey, bro.
01:03:14I just got a Pokey app on my phone.
01:03:17Maybe I can just win all the money on this?
01:03:19Oh, I'm sure you will.
01:03:21Ah, shit!
01:03:22I just ran out of credit.
01:03:26I was cut.
01:03:27The hunters should not have taken that money.
01:03:29It was for Charlie.
01:03:30So I thought, fuck it.
01:03:31I'm gonna go up to that fuckin' clubhouse.
01:03:33I'm gonna go in full staunch,
01:03:35and I'm gonna get the money back.
01:03:36Hey!
01:03:39You's had no fuckin' right to take that money, okay?
01:03:44I don't want any fuckin' trouble.
01:03:47Just the fuckin' money back.
01:03:50It was for a good cause, all right?
01:03:56Don't be cunts now!
01:03:58At this point, I realised they were probably just gonna be cunts.
01:04:12You're a fuckin' maggot, Rabbit!
01:04:21Well, Rabbit, this is fuckin' it.
01:04:24It's all over, mate.
01:04:28My whole fuckin' life was flashing before my eyes.
01:04:31And a lot of it was in jail.
01:04:34Oi!
01:04:43What the fuck are you doing in this clubhouse?
01:04:48Every biker knows you cannot kill someone in a clubhouse
01:04:52without permission from the vice-president of the club.
01:04:55Sorry!
01:04:56The little midget, that's Jono.
01:04:58He's Angry's little brother.
01:05:00Literally.
01:05:00And lucky for me, he is the vice-president.
01:05:03Yee!
01:05:04Get the fuck up!
01:05:05Come with me!
01:05:08It's it!
01:05:12Shit down.
01:05:15Nice and quiet, I told ya.
01:05:18And you gotta go and rob the police fuckin' credit union.
01:05:23Hey.
01:05:31He wouldn't have a tequila I could have a sip on to calm Minerva.
01:05:34Shut up!
01:05:36Normally, I'd let Tiny rip your fucking head off.
01:05:39Fuck!
01:05:40Fuck!
01:05:41But I had the weirdest dream.
01:05:45Bob appeared to me as a ghost and asked me for one last favour.
01:05:49Looks like Bob was still pulling the strings from the grave.
01:05:52I wondered if Angry's balls had a spanking as well.
01:05:55So here is the proposition.
01:05:58Instead of getting necked, the Hunters were going to give us one last chance.
01:06:02Angry's deal was this.
01:06:03We could get half of the money back that Potted stole,
01:06:06but we had to find this dickhead.
01:06:08He used to be the accountant for the Hunters,
01:06:10but he cleaned out all their legitimate money from in the bank
01:06:13and he fucked off to Las Vegas.
01:06:15So this bloke is over there spending all their money
01:06:18and they're pissed off hard.
01:06:20Hey, this is piss easy, mate.
01:06:21All we have to fucking do is knock off one stupid accountant, mate.
01:06:25How hard's that going to be?
01:06:28And hey, the Hunters said if we do it good,
01:06:30we can come back in as full members, hey?
01:06:32Oh, yeah?
01:06:33And how are we going to get into America, bro?
01:06:35I don't even have a passport.
01:06:37Well, you do now.
01:06:39And I've got a third one for the junkie.
01:06:41In case there's a situation where we've got to, like, fucking,
01:06:43I don't know, have a hostage
01:06:44or someone's got to take a bullet,
01:06:46it'll be him.
01:06:47Where is he anyway?
01:06:54Where's Potty?
01:06:55He's in the port-a-loo, bro.
01:07:01You can't understand a stoner's brain.
01:07:03Potty traded the police horse for a port-a-loo.
01:07:06Hey, Potty.
01:07:08We're going to Vegas.
01:07:10Oh, cool.
01:07:11Hey, you like me new lab?
01:07:14It's a Hydra Potty.
01:07:16He he he he he he.
01:07:41Hey.
01:07:44Hi, Rabbit. Hi, Rongo.
01:07:46Hey, I got you a bear.
01:07:49Hey, hey?
01:07:51I couldn't find an iPad to steal, so that's going to have to do.
01:07:55Mum, Mum, he's got to go outside and talk to your uncles, right?
01:08:00Read her a book or something.
01:08:01Mum, can't you fucking give her a video game?
01:08:04Hey, did you and your mum intentionally dress the same today or what?
01:08:08What do you mean?
01:08:09What?
01:08:12Well, uh, we're off, eh?
01:08:14What, you should go in the airport now.
01:08:15Yeah, we knocked off a car to take us down a terminal.
01:08:18The junkie's waiting for us like now.
01:08:37You know, so far, OK, I'll admit we've been unlucky,
01:08:39but you can't change bad luck.
01:08:41It's not our fault.
01:08:41From here, it's going to work.
01:08:43I reckon, what, probably for the little kid in there,
01:08:46it's a 210% guarantee.
01:08:52It looks like he's fucking O.D.
01:08:52Yeah, that's good, mate.
01:08:59Oh, fuck!
01:09:02Ah, fuck it.
01:09:02It looks like he's fucking O.D.
01:09:13After we dumped the car, we just made it to the plane, eh?
01:09:17And don't worry about Jimmy.
01:09:19He was all good.
01:09:19I want you to revive me for you, dog.
01:09:22He's enjoying that art.
01:09:23Right, yeah, it's flashing through me.
01:09:26Come out and I'm on command.
01:09:29Sin City, I'm on my way to the promised land.
01:09:35Whoa-oh, I take it by the hand.
01:09:40Whoa-oh, I'll show you who I am.
01:09:44As if they weren't thinking about sperm
01:09:46when they invented this thing.
01:09:48It kind of reminded me of Tiny's mother.
01:10:15Can you believe the hunters have got, like,
01:10:16a chapter over in Vegas, eh?
01:10:18I tell you, bud, this accountant's fucked
01:10:20because these hunters, they know where he gambles.
01:10:24They even got a bug on his car, like a tracking thing.
01:10:27The bloke put a fucking app on me phone
01:10:28so we can follow him.
01:10:30Yeah, he's a fucking sicko, mate.
01:10:31I reckon he's into trannies.
01:10:32Oh, yuck.
01:10:33Hey, have a go at the goodies.
01:10:39Oh, fuck!
01:10:43It's pretty obvious we need some fucking target practice.
01:10:46So I reckon we go out in the desert,
01:10:48like you see in the films,
01:10:50put the cans and fucking shoot till we get good.
01:10:53Does that mean we're going to bottle?
01:10:54Well, if I don't get accidentally shot
01:10:56by a random Butterfingers in the car, yes.
01:10:59It was my left hand.
01:11:01You know I'm useless with my left hand.
01:11:02You're no worries, lefty.
01:11:04Next victim could be you.
01:11:16Late night, late night and hide.
01:11:18You better hope and pray it's not you that he finds
01:11:20cause he's a bad motherfucker with a sick-sick mind.
01:11:24Psychopathic killer like no other kind.
01:11:26He's got demons inside that he just can't shake.
01:11:29Feeding all the innocent lives that he takes.
01:11:32No motive, just madness, but make no mistake.
01:11:34Once he's got you in his eyes, man, you never escape.
01:11:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:11:38There's a killer on the loose.
01:11:41Next victim could be you.
01:11:43Oi, why are we wasting two good beers?
01:11:46You should be shot by that shit.
01:11:48Mate, it's clearly not beer.
01:11:51It says Kaviza on it.
01:11:52What's fucking Kaviza?
01:11:56Let this fucking whiz past my fucking ear.
01:12:00How do you fucking like it?
01:12:02Oi!
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