00:00When you are trying to get your work done, but someone keeps stopping you.
00:05Dear Diary, today was a horrible day.
00:08My wife yelled at me.
00:10She said I was being a meanie butt.
00:14Dear Diary, I'm getting real sick of her shit.
00:19I may move out in the chicken coop soon.
00:25It's a lot nicer than my bedroom she won't clean up.
00:37I'm getting real sick of her.
00:38This is my ear.
00:39I don't know.
00:40I don't know.
00:41I'm going to go.
00:45I'm going to go.
00:47I'm going to go.
00:47I'm going to go.
00:47I'm going to go.
00:48I think we can all agree that bath technology is going too far these days.
00:53The light was on.
00:56The thing was like this.
00:58For my head.
01:00Okay.
01:01I got in.
01:03Like so.
01:06And I sat down.
01:08And when I sat down.
01:10I went.
01:12And I was slapping my fucking wings.
01:16And then I hit the back button.
01:18No, that's being an asshole.
01:24It seems like guys will do chores badly on purpose.
01:28Just so that they never ever get asked again.
01:31Why the fuck are they like that?
01:33Take the picture.
01:36Take the picture.
01:38Take the picture.
01:39Take the picture.
01:40And let's.
01:40What's going on in the top?
01:42Take the picture.
01:44Let's take the picture.
01:51Take the picture.
01:53And let's move on.
01:54Well that's not very fair, isn't it?
01:56I don't think many people.
02:04And this is how you know that birds do not care one bit about each other.
02:26He definitely chose the absolute worst time to hop over a speed bump.
02:50The one thing about every cat in the world is that they overestimate their own ability.
03:07I woke up in my new Bugatti.
03:11Damn, they got everything in this farm exhibit.
03:14Llamas, goats, cows, Mexican.
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