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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Wrong claim, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:38promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58Figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00You told me I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit!
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:49Hey, hey.
00:01:53Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:02:04My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Ugh!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:31You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:38He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer sure that here screams to leave.
00:02:53Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why the entire asshole?
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew!
00:03:36Not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:52That's insane.
00:03:58You!
00:04:00Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Korsha, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need it be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:36He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:42Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough!
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is... is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe.
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:33Stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:44Okay, class.
00:05:46Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's...
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it.
00:06:25And think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:35I could've put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:42Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:44But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:54Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:46ooh,
00:08:04ow.
00:08:19I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant assholes
00:08:34going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it this
00:08:41morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was barely
00:08:47it's happening I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54I missed you I missed you too
00:09:01does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend
00:09:05it's not what it looks like really how about how this looks thanks for getting a portion of the
00:09:13look by the way it would kill Hamilton if he saw this okay how much do you want to delete
00:09:22it
00:09:23I don't want your money I want my necklace back I told you I don't have it shit I think
00:09:29he's telling
00:09:30the truth yeah it needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:43I need somewhere to live my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I
00:09:51just I don't feel safe
00:10:02wait if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:09deal
00:10:16uh which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping what no I'm not living in your
00:10:22freaking closet this is not what we agreed to I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:27but I'd be sleeping with your shoes yeah they won't mind I mind look my father total hard ass
00:10:36there is no way he'd let you stay so he can't know about this take it or leave it who
00:10:42am I kidding
00:10:43beggars can't be choosers all right we have a deal hold up there will be rules oh definitely I
00:10:53don't use spoil rich boys alike one don't talk to me at school we are not friends gladly two keep
00:11:03your
00:11:03hands to yourself three same goes to you no checking on my six-pack four no falling in love with
00:11:10me
00:11:13deal
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff
00:11:25you have a key to my apartment I'm the landlord this is my property doesn't mean you can just let
00:11:37yourself in are you going to accept my generous offer I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute hey you
00:11:44signed the lease you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it I'm gonna need 500 for breaking
00:11:50at least five hundred dollars or you can work it off
00:12:18get off her the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:29you better get out of here before I knock your teeth out
00:12:40hey come on let's get you out of here
00:12:45whoa hey I got you
00:12:49I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:04god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:07you're gross you know that
00:13:12oh man this mattress is so soft it's like I'm lying on a cloud you think I'm jealous of your
00:13:19bed
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:25that's spoiled rich young adult thanks food stamps what's so important about this pendant that you had
00:13:30to break an end or four anyway it was my mother's so it's like a family heirloom yeah
00:13:38something like that except I don't have a family anymore
00:14:01come on where's this stupid necklace
00:14:06and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:17Get in food stamps one time or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle or?
00:14:36You answer the right trust fund.
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:42Give me your hands.
00:14:44Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:53Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep.
00:15:09That's right.
00:15:11I just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15Ugh, you're disgusting.
00:15:20Get off me.
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:27Enjoy being late for class food stamps.
00:15:30Come on, get out.
00:15:32Shoot.
00:15:35Are you serious?
00:15:49Yeah, no thanks.
00:15:562,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:58Guaranteed eight.
00:15:59It's nice.
00:16:06Hey, keep that back.
00:16:08Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20Mutually assured destruction.
00:16:21Relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:25In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:29Whoa!
00:16:52That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches!
00:16:55Aah!
00:17:06Oh my god, it's Trashcanistan, our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner, how precious.
00:17:18Toilet cleaner, how appropriate.
00:17:23No, no, wait, no.
00:17:26No, stop, stop.
00:17:27No.
00:17:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:36No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:55Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:09What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:13You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:16And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:18Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:23Damn, bro.
00:18:25Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28I want to say that name.
00:18:30Show it to me now.
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:51Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:55Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, honey, you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:28Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:45This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:53Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:22That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her sell Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is corting, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:31How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:44Go, Andy!
00:20:46Hold still for a sec.
00:20:47I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:20:59Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So, if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here!
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:38I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:42I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:47Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:53Hurry up!
00:22:09You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:13I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:20She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:31She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:42closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:46Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers,
00:22:52it isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:56Oh my God.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:03Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I mean, I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:17It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:21And she was dying.
00:23:23So, I promise.
00:23:26Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:35For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41It's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:42Shh.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:43Get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick.
00:23:44Go.
00:23:44Wait.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:02Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:12Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:15I don't need you there.
00:24:17It's cool.
00:24:21What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:28Uh, my phone.
00:24:56Andersen's study partner. We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, father.
00:25:19My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:23And no slippery street slut is going to fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry. He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you going to go?
00:26:05Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:07He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:15I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:22Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:32Alright.
00:26:33I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you ask so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you, food stamps?
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:26:56Oh!
00:26:57Oh, my God.
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trash Canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:17Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you're saying.
00:27:27Good!
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:44I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52Problem's all.
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it. I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders with people who are worth ten
00:28:03of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:20On your knees, rag.
00:28:25Stop it!
00:28:33Now lick.
00:28:35Like you love it.
00:28:40Oh, my face! My nose!
00:28:43Now lick.
00:28:46Like you love it.
00:28:52Oh, my face! My nose!
00:28:58Sorry, Borsche. That's fine.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:03No, of course I'm not okay. Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know. It looks fine to me. Right, Nias?
00:29:10Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14No. No. No. No.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great. You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:29This is your fault!
00:29:32Borsche, totally my bad, okay? I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:39It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:16I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:18Aw, poor food stamps. Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:28How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A. No, A+.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:37Uh, but I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go,
00:30:54why did you throw the bowl at Borsche today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Borsche's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Borsche doesn't run this school,
00:31:29even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness,
00:31:37you've got...
00:31:38Dude, I hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:46Borsche can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Take something quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52Yo.
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:54Come on, quick.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Oh my gosh, girl.
00:32:05Mmm.
00:32:08Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver
00:32:19since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:27Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So,
00:32:33how are you
00:32:43How are you really
00:32:44gonna make it up to me?
00:32:49Borsche,
00:32:51we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you
00:32:57all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:00Nope.
00:33:02Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:16Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um,
00:33:20I'm a big sword from volleyball practice.
00:33:25All right,
00:33:26we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah,
00:33:28I'll just, uh,
00:33:29finish getting dressed
00:33:30and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Borsche,
00:33:33let's go.
00:33:40Thank God,
00:33:41I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey,
00:33:46you have just as much to lose as I do
00:33:47if horrible Borsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait,
00:33:58is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew,
00:34:01ew,
00:34:01ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps
00:34:05and get our assignment done.
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:14Let me go.
00:34:17That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me,
00:34:21Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No,
00:34:24never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets,
00:34:28I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me
00:34:32for once.
00:34:35So,
00:34:37just let me know if there's
00:34:38anything else
00:34:39you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you,
00:34:48Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:35:04It took all night,
00:35:05but I finally completed
00:35:06your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus,
00:35:11food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done
00:35:13all the work
00:35:14and you're extorting an A-plus
00:35:16from me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in
00:35:20in writing,
00:35:21dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen
00:35:23or this goes straight
00:35:24to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:29Well done, food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:36You have to make everyone
00:35:38fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least
00:35:59half the votes
00:36:00to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed
00:36:03to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or,
00:36:06option B,
00:36:07give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:21Drama kids,
00:36:22crave attention.
00:36:24Just take your selfie
00:36:25with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh,
00:36:27hey guys,
00:36:28uh,
00:36:29I loved your performance
00:36:30in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph
00:36:32from you guys?
00:36:36I know.
00:36:37That,
00:36:37that'll,
00:36:38yeah,
00:36:38okay.
00:36:41Oh my God,
00:36:42love it.
00:36:43Thanks guys.
00:36:44Oh my God.
00:36:45As for jocks
00:36:45and cheerleaders?
00:36:52Yeah,
00:36:53sorry,
00:36:53no chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes
00:36:56to win.
00:36:57Yeah,
00:36:57you're screwed.
00:36:59Look,
00:37:00the only way
00:37:00is to really impress
00:37:01these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08and I can be popular
00:37:09and I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:16No.
00:37:18But,
00:37:19I might have something
00:37:20which could cause
00:37:21a lot of noise
00:37:22around here.
00:37:23And welcome back
00:37:25to the Cavendish
00:37:26Valentine Beach
00:37:27Volleyball Tournament
00:37:27where the only thing
00:37:29hotter than the sand
00:37:30is trying to stand
00:37:31your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team,
00:37:33Harper and Anderson.
00:37:35So,
00:37:35who are we playing against?
00:37:38And on the red team,
00:37:40we have
00:37:41Portia
00:37:42and
00:37:42Hamilton.
00:37:44You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were
00:37:46playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally
00:37:51what she said.
00:37:52Yo,
00:37:53Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:56What's wrong,
00:37:57Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared
00:38:03of something as basic
00:38:04and low-run as you,
00:38:05rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Yo,
00:38:11what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the
00:38:12Cavendish Hall
00:38:12Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17My potential voters
00:38:18are here.
00:38:19Time to impress
00:38:20the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this,
00:38:22okay?
00:38:34Oh,
00:38:35what a hit!
00:38:37Eat that,
00:38:39bitch!
00:38:43Remember
00:38:43who you're
00:38:44playing against?
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh,
00:38:52and this spike
00:38:52from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:55We can wait for you
00:38:56to call your daddy
00:38:57for help.
00:38:58At least I have a daddy.
00:39:20Come on,
00:39:24up,
00:39:24and this...
00:39:33so you can train a pig to smile what I said why is Anderson playing against me I mean us
00:39:40we've
00:39:40known each other since we were kids he's competitive and I'm hot there's no way I'm
00:39:45letting the school janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god
00:40:04hey you okay
00:40:05of course that was bullshit
00:40:12get out of here lame whatever what is that followers are gonna hate this you got this okay come on
00:40:32oh my god oh my god is that portia whoa babe double submit are you okay
00:40:44do I look okay can you help please
00:41:00great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:07hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it yeah do
00:41:12it
00:41:12we'll vote for you that's like a whole team here taking out Porsche like that you're gonna be viral
00:41:17wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the cops to Porsche's house
00:41:26I will kill her it's just a game Porsche somebody even said she's running for prom queen
00:41:31I'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:37who cares Anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too
00:41:45Porsche you've been prom queen like every year it's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:53or needy needy I was just joking I didn't mean why aren't you supporting me why is everything
00:42:03changing just go go I'm fine I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love
00:42:32I'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:40happy valentine
00:42:54for you
00:42:56hey wait did Anderson just get me a valentine
00:43:05what the fuck someone else is giving harper a valentine
00:43:10I know she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:22yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:24it will
00:43:25that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:28so who's it from
00:43:30oh hey that's mine give it back
00:43:32how do you know
00:43:34had a note
00:43:35yeah who from
00:43:39don't even know
00:43:40but when I find out I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:49did you a favor
00:43:51tastes kind of weird
00:43:53typical trust fund jerk
00:43:55always taking the heavy
00:43:59Anderson
00:44:01what the fuck
00:44:02Anderson Anderson what
00:44:04help
00:44:07help
00:44:10help
00:44:11help
00:44:12shit it's drugs
00:44:14it's drugs
00:44:15that was meant for me
00:44:16Anderson
00:44:17we got
00:44:18yep
00:44:18good
00:44:21reminder all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:26the dina awards are today
00:44:27it is about to commence
00:44:28Anderson really need to wake up
00:44:30oh sorry
00:44:31uh
00:44:33wake up
00:44:33Anderson
00:44:38oh my god
00:44:42they don't need you
00:44:43breaks
00:44:45you're heavy
00:44:47trust fund
00:44:48wake up
00:44:49wake up
00:45:00wake up
00:45:02wake up
00:45:03wake up
00:45:04wake up
00:45:06oh my god
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:22finally
00:45:23I've been waiting
00:45:26I've been waiting
00:45:39I've been waiting
00:45:40no no we don't have time for this really nice thing
00:45:43yeah we do
00:45:44no no I need to get you to the dean awards
00:45:46shit
00:45:47what's going on
00:45:49why do I feel like
00:45:50I'll explain later
00:45:51okay we need to go
00:45:54did you get me drunk just so you can get me in the shower
00:45:57it's still like
00:45:58yes
00:45:59yes
00:45:59I don't know why I didn't do it earlier but come on we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:03and we need to go
00:46:06okay roughly we had a spare shirt we lost and found
00:46:09so you can deal with this and I will deal with that
00:46:16okay help me in
00:46:17yep
00:46:18yep
00:46:19that's it
00:46:20good little
00:46:23big boy
00:46:25cool
00:46:34you're not ready
00:46:35what
00:46:36yeah like
00:46:37when you were kissing
00:46:39now you're addressing me
00:46:41but
00:46:41shouldn't I be
00:46:43addressing you
00:46:44we don't have time for this
00:46:46you're not gonna miss out on your award because someone hates me
00:46:49calling Anderson Savage
00:46:51please make your way to the dean's office
00:46:53yep
00:46:53go go
00:46:54oh where are you
00:46:55your state
00:46:55nice
00:46:56top
00:46:56yep
00:46:59this is the first time our russican has not turned up
00:47:03okay
00:47:06he's here
00:47:08oh
00:47:08just in time Anderson
00:47:10a step forward please
00:47:13so this is for your courage
00:47:16above and beyond the call of beauty
00:47:18congratulations
00:47:19congratulations
00:47:22yes
00:47:22mr. Savage
00:47:25you have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall
00:47:31thank you sir
00:47:36he looks great
00:47:42what did you do to earn this
00:47:45uh there was a thing last year
00:47:50right here actually
00:47:51wait
00:47:52you saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz
00:47:55it was all over TV
00:47:57and your father didn't want to see you get a word for this
00:47:59dude what's his problem
00:48:01what you did was so brave
00:48:04thanks
00:48:04no seriously
00:48:06i'm proud of you trust me
00:48:08i should wear this every day
00:48:13are you serious
00:48:16no
00:48:16you're feeling of no control
00:48:19trying to push it down
00:48:22wait
00:48:23did we shower together
00:48:28why don't you remember
00:48:31not really
00:48:32i know you were there
00:48:34and
00:48:35and
00:48:37you were wet
00:48:39i don't know
00:48:40it's fuzzy
00:48:43he's forgotten what happened
00:48:45i put you in the shower to sober you up
00:48:48okay
00:48:50i still feel like i'm missing something
00:48:52that's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world
00:48:55nope
00:48:56that's pretty much it really
00:48:58sure you're not holding out on me food stamps
00:49:00why would i do that
00:49:03i don't know
00:49:04maybe i did something gross like
00:49:07fart in your face
00:49:08or burp out loud
00:49:09no no no
00:49:11you're clear on vote counts
00:49:12i promise
00:49:13okay
00:49:14anyway
00:49:16i need to go
00:49:17gotta go find my prong dress
00:49:19i'd offer to help but
00:49:20not really my area of expertise
00:49:22good at taking them off
00:49:24not so much a bind them
00:49:25okay
00:49:26information i did not need to know
00:49:29i'll see you later
00:49:30yeah
00:49:35hey harper
00:49:40what you did today
00:49:41thank you
00:49:43is that for prom
00:49:59uh kinda
00:50:00yeah it's cool
00:50:02very very cool
00:50:04so it's not
00:50:05show me
00:50:07seriously
00:50:08you're not gonna show me
00:50:10it's 20 years bad luck
00:50:11that's for weddings
00:50:13come on
00:50:14follow me
00:50:15teasing for an hour
00:50:23i know
00:50:24i know
00:50:24i know
00:50:25it's a poop emoji
00:50:27yeah
00:50:28no one's gonna
00:50:29eggplant emoji that
00:50:30i got it from a thrift store
00:50:32i didn't see the stain
00:50:33until i got home
00:50:34so
00:50:35can you like
00:50:36i don't know
00:50:37wash it or something
00:50:38i'll figure it out
00:50:39just don't you worry
00:50:40you're pretty boy
00:50:41you're pretty boy head
00:50:41about it
00:50:42just go
00:50:43go
00:50:45okay
00:50:50mom you need to rest
00:50:52no
00:50:52this is important
00:50:54i don't want you to miss out
00:50:55on anything
00:50:56cause i'm gone
00:50:57don't let
00:50:58my death
00:50:59be the thing
00:51:01that limits your life
00:51:04okay
00:51:05okay mom
00:51:06cavendish
00:51:07harvard
00:51:08prom queen
00:51:08i'll do it all
00:51:09i'll do it all
00:51:10for you
00:51:17mom
00:51:20mom
00:51:29i'm so screwed
00:51:30i have nothing to wear
00:51:31to prom
00:51:39hey
00:51:40i need you to do
00:51:41something for me
00:51:45note to self
00:51:46next time
00:51:47have rich parents
00:51:52correction harper
00:51:53i have parents
00:51:59food stamps
00:52:00you need to come with me
00:52:02i can't
00:52:03prom's only four hours away
00:52:04i have to make this work
00:52:05harper
00:52:06trust me
00:52:08okay
00:52:22don't worry
00:52:23my dad's going
00:52:24on a business trip
00:52:26is taylor swift coming
00:52:28yes
00:52:29t swizzle is coming to prom
00:52:31the boss stylist gavin
00:52:32is a family friend
00:52:34him and his team
00:52:35are gonna
00:52:36create some
00:52:37serious magic
00:52:38what
00:52:39anderson no
00:52:40this is way too much
00:52:41look
00:52:41do you want to be prom queen
00:52:42or not
00:52:43of course
00:52:44i want to be prom queen
00:52:45but not like
00:52:45not like this
00:52:47why not
00:52:48because i can't afford it
00:52:50okay
00:52:50i've spent all my wages
00:52:52on this stupid
00:52:53stained dress
00:52:54i know
00:52:55which is why this one's on me
00:52:57okay
00:53:00why are you doing this for me
00:53:02because i want you to have the best
00:53:05doesn't matter
00:53:06just enjoy it
00:53:07okay
00:53:08everyone
00:53:09this
00:53:10is harper
00:53:11she wants you all to know
00:53:12that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:53:16just say yes
00:53:17harper
00:53:19but we hate each other
00:53:20we sure do
00:53:21you kicked me out of your car
00:53:23you blackmailed me into letting you live here
00:53:25and you made me live in your closet
00:53:26then
00:53:27yesterday
00:53:28you saved me with the dean's award
00:53:29so every favor has a price
00:53:31is that it
00:53:32hey
00:53:32i'm just getting in early
00:53:33before you demand something massive
00:53:35you know
00:53:36like my
00:53:37car
00:53:39all right
00:53:44i'll do it
00:53:45great
00:53:46gav
00:53:47she's all yours
00:53:48i'll be back later to pick you up for prom
00:53:54be gentle on me i'm a makeover virgin
00:53:57even better
00:53:58this will be fun
00:54:01okay
00:54:02sit
00:54:03let's go
00:54:04color
00:54:05yes
00:54:05yes
00:54:05black
00:54:06funeral
00:54:07oh
00:54:08how good is this
00:54:09oh
00:54:12fun trap
00:54:12catch
00:54:13it's okay we'll get there
00:54:15yes
00:54:16yes
00:54:17yes
00:54:18sparkle
00:54:19oh
00:54:20pretty
00:54:21go
00:54:22come on
00:54:26no
00:54:29no
00:54:30no
00:54:31no
00:54:32it's getting close
00:54:36i am amazing
00:54:38you really did it this time
00:54:40are you ready to go
00:54:48yeah she's gonna look so beautiful in these if she'll accept them she's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:57don't
00:54:58don't hamilton need to be with you tonight's our night
00:55:02man hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:55:06shit
00:55:07shit
00:55:36is this what he usually goes for
00:55:39is this what he usually goes for
00:55:41wow
00:55:42it's like a dream
00:55:55where is anderson
00:55:56where is anderson he should have come running how humiliating if he doesn't come waiting for something we need to
00:56:05talk seriously
00:56:07hamilton
00:56:07hamilton i told you
00:56:08it's not working out
00:56:10so who's it working out for then who are you dressed up for
00:56:16am i really doing this
00:56:18what if portia is right and i really don't belong here
00:56:21they're all rich and elite and i'm just
00:56:25me
00:56:27shit i can't do it
00:56:29forgot to say carper
00:56:30do you want to be prom queen or not risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your
00:56:35mom
00:56:48oh my god is that charity girl harper
00:56:52that dress is fire
00:56:55she looks so hot
00:56:58how can a bigger like her afford that dress
00:57:11yes
00:57:17finally he's coming for me
00:57:23hey food stamps
00:57:25you look amazing
00:57:26yes
00:57:27yes
00:57:28you don't look half bad yourself trust fund
00:57:32yes
00:57:36um
00:57:36yeah
00:57:39yeah
00:57:46are you fucking kidding me
00:57:48welcome seniors to your prom
00:57:50tonight
00:57:51your life
00:57:52is for making lasting memories
00:57:55appreciating each other
00:57:56and cementing friendships
00:57:58that will support you for life
00:58:01everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:05that pig eyed bitch
00:58:08so
00:58:08before the whole queue of jocks line up
00:58:11how about it food stamps
00:58:13you're joking
00:58:14i'm not
00:58:17harper
00:58:18you're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:22obviously because of me
00:58:23i mean i chose the dress
00:58:24and
00:58:25i'd say i got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:27so
00:58:29how about it food stamps
00:58:30we gonna dance or
00:58:32what
00:58:33i still want to more than anything
00:58:36but
00:58:36can i trust this
00:58:49okay
00:58:51put your hands here
00:58:56hey
00:58:57not bad food stamps
00:58:58that
00:59:07you're
00:59:08are you
00:59:08are you
00:59:09I know
00:59:09you're
00:59:10I know
00:59:10you're
00:59:10you're
00:59:11that
00:59:11if you're
00:59:12I know
00:59:13yeah
00:59:13yeah
00:59:14yeah
00:59:14yeah
00:59:15yeah
00:59:16yeah
00:59:36it's time to announce
00:59:38at prom king and queen
00:59:39Portia Leon
00:59:41a queen for many years
00:59:42thank you for your service
00:59:44but tonight's new prom queen
00:59:47and king is
00:59:49Harper Sullivan
00:59:50and Anderson Savage
00:59:59be cool Portia
01:00:00what is happening
01:00:02that crown is mine
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton
01:00:04so you and I could win
01:00:05and be together
01:00:06look
01:00:07I didn't tell Hamilton
01:00:08about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy
01:00:10but if you act like a dick
01:00:12tonight
01:00:12I'll tell him you were
01:00:13trying it on the whole time
01:00:14you were with him
01:00:16wait
01:00:17Anderson and Portia
01:00:18were never together
01:00:20this isn't real
01:00:21this isn't happening
01:00:22it is
01:00:23they'll deal with it
01:00:26sorry Portia
01:00:27I gotta go be king
01:00:34it's hard to play
01:00:35the new king and queen
01:00:51well done for the steps
01:00:57I did it mom
01:00:59just like we promised
01:01:02I'm prom queen
01:01:04it's true
01:01:05Portia broke up with Hamilton
01:01:08to get with Anderson
01:01:10I always thought Anderson
01:01:12was really into her
01:01:14friends and lovers right
01:01:18it's you Portia
01:01:21congratulations
01:01:21probably shouldn't say
01:01:23but
01:01:24I heard one of the judges
01:01:26say that Anderson
01:01:27gave him a ton
01:01:28of money
01:01:29so you could win
01:01:30I don't believe you
01:01:32makes sense to me
01:01:33and me
01:01:35hey Mayas
01:01:36any idea why Anderson
01:01:37would do that
01:01:39sex
01:01:39lots of
01:01:41there you go
01:01:42if the Mayas know
01:01:44then
01:01:44everyone knows
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the
01:01:48principal what you did
01:01:48to get the crown
01:01:50I wouldn't do that
01:01:50if I were you
01:01:52I wouldn't do that
01:01:53if I were you
01:01:53you're gonna make a fool
01:01:54of yourself
01:01:55there's no way you beat me
01:01:56not in a million years
01:01:58Portia
01:01:58has it ever occurred to you
01:02:00that everyone is just so
01:02:02sick of pretending to like you
01:02:03a spoiled baby
01:02:04who bullies everyone
01:02:05because she isn't smart enough
01:02:06to get what she wants
01:02:07any other way
01:02:08you know the truth witch
01:02:10you're nothing
01:02:11you're like
01:02:12a chicken nugget
01:02:14on a table of caviar
01:02:15you're trash
01:02:18a handicapped parking space
01:02:19that Anderson pulled into
01:02:21for five minutes
01:02:21because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:23oh so you're no longer
01:02:25with Hamilton
01:02:26that's right
01:02:27so there's nothing stopping you
01:02:29and Anderson being together
01:02:31now you're getting it
01:02:33and yet
01:02:34Anderson would rather be
01:02:35with trashy
01:02:36chicken nugget car parking
01:02:38than
01:02:38whatever this is
01:02:41ouch
01:02:42that is a good point
01:02:47don't worry Portia
01:02:48your type is going straight
01:02:50to non-recyclable
01:03:11whoa
01:03:16you okay
01:03:16I think so
01:03:21what did you just do
01:03:23you tripped on my hem
01:03:24I mean I tried to grab her
01:03:26but
01:03:26bullshit
01:03:27no you better get out of here
01:03:29before I do something
01:03:30I regret
01:03:30what like not respond
01:03:31when I tell you how I feel
01:03:33you fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:35I have no idea
01:03:36what you're talking about
01:03:37Anderson how do we go from
01:03:39hanging out all the time
01:03:40to this
01:03:41I don't know
01:03:42the sooner you're in the rear view
01:03:44the better the road ahead looks
01:03:45fuck you
01:03:46what a bunch of lies
01:03:49hey
01:03:49how's your ankle
01:03:50you okay
01:03:51it's okay
01:03:51it's okay
01:03:52I'm okay
01:03:55you're not obeying this
01:03:58I got you
01:04:01you okay
01:04:02I will be
01:04:04okay
01:04:05now don't go anywhere
01:04:09I'm gonna take your shoes off
01:04:10okay
01:04:12is it bad
01:04:12yeah
01:04:13it's gonna need some strapping
01:04:18can we talk
01:04:19if it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:22it's okay
01:04:23I have none
01:04:26I just
01:04:28I heard Portia
01:04:29say that she broke up at Hamilton
01:04:31to be with you
01:04:33that's why I couldn't drive you to prom
01:04:35you went to see Portia
01:04:37Hamilton
01:04:38welfare check
01:04:40he kind of saw it coming
01:04:42poor guy
01:04:42I don't understand
01:04:45why are you sitting here fixing my ankle
01:04:47when Portia's free
01:04:49it's like she's in love with you
01:04:50I don't love her
01:04:52Portia and I
01:04:53we were never together
01:04:54what you saw that first day of school
01:04:56was Portia just being a brat
01:04:59she always wants what she can't have
01:05:01and
01:05:02I'd never do that to Hamilton
01:05:04why didn't you just say that
01:05:06why didn't you just tell me
01:05:07Portia doped your chocolate
01:05:08because I had to be sure
01:05:10like you had to be sure
01:05:11I wasn't sneaking around with Portia
01:05:12let's face it
01:05:14you never would have believed me
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid
01:05:17right
01:05:19maybe
01:05:20I was wrong about that
01:05:23about a lot of things
01:05:30maybe it's time
01:05:31to make things right
01:05:35uh
01:05:36I got you something
01:05:43I
01:05:45thought I would
01:05:45go with your dress
01:05:48wow
01:05:49they're so lovely
01:05:51let me um
01:05:52let me put them on
01:05:54what
01:05:54no no no
01:05:55you've already been too generous
01:05:57it's easy for me to be generous food stamps
01:05:59I have a trust one remember
01:06:10beautiful
01:06:12they are beautiful
01:06:13they are beautiful
01:06:14thank you
01:06:14I wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:18no
01:06:18how's your ankle?
01:06:21better
01:06:22we won't be doing a king and queen dance though
01:06:24says who?
01:06:28I really
01:06:29come on
01:06:35okay
01:06:35put your feet
01:06:36on mine
01:06:42okay
01:06:51is this real?
01:06:53is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect
01:07:25perfect
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:32You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:10I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16Unless he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:31Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:44Um.
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:04And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:07In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:19Marjuan, have they finished printing?
01:09:22Oh my god.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like Eye of New in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:39Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:04Give us a smile.
01:10:06Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:10:20So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:36If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51Do you have a police record?
01:10:54That is not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03You feel bad, right?
01:11:11Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:23Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39Parshia called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and I've always backfired.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:58You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:06you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40What?
01:12:45Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:02If I could search the world.
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier than now.
01:13:20Call Hamilton.
01:13:22If I could search the world.
01:13:28I'd be happier than now.
01:13:30Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:32I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton.
01:13:44I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, man.
01:13:51Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:56Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:09I'm sorry about that.
01:14:12It's fine.
01:14:13It doesn't matter.
01:14:14None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:16Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right.
01:14:25I don't belong here.
01:14:27People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:32Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:37Yeah, I guess.
01:14:39With Anderson.
01:14:42Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time,
01:14:45it just felt safe with her.
01:14:47Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:53Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:01It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a men's watch.
01:15:07Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:13And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:22Let's see it for Miss Leon.
01:15:23Thank you, sir.
01:15:26Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:33And then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Maya...
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:36Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:41Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:45But it's not.
01:15:46It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:53Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:56Not evidence, but...
01:15:59I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:13Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:23Stop.
01:16:26You all will need to see this.
01:16:27You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:39When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:45What you got over you?
01:16:46Have some dignity.
01:16:53Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:02Oh, thank you.
01:17:03Thank you, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah, I found it.
01:17:06In your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:13She'll never be one of us.
01:17:14Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:24Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:30Your accuser to say owe you a very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harper to help make up for this.
01:17:42Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:46Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me.
01:17:51My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:00Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:02Don't you run, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't.
01:18:05Not by a long shot.
01:18:08You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:11Yeah.
01:18:12You won't come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:15You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:20Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:23Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:31Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:38Anderson.
01:18:38You don't mean that.
01:18:40Listen clearly.
01:18:40If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:47I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:53With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:03Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:06I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:10So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:22It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like,
01:19:35I love you, Harper.
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:42I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:51I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:55I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:57I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:20Miss Sullivan.
01:20:24What's this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some from me too.
01:20:28Oh, shit.
01:20:29Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Food stamps.
01:20:37Just open it.
01:20:47It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer, too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:05I guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:09Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:24I do.
01:21:30I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:35The days are hard enough, I can't imagine.
01:21:38I can't, can't imagine.
01:21:40I can't, can't imagine the night.
01:21:43I can't imagine.
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