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00:00:13stop moving hands up easy soldier you have some coffee this weather's freezing my balls this
00:00:21is a restricted military facility turn around and walk away or i'll warm you up by unloading
00:00:27my clip into you be a monumentally stupid thing to do let general allen know that i'm here
00:00:32step aside soldier general allen huh who do you think you are the damn president the general
00:00:41doesn't take walk-ins by random man in prissy seats back the fuck up or i'll take you down
00:01:03what the hell are you doing soldier
00:01:07sir this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility
00:01:13con man this is damian blaine ceo of atlas defense group our top military contractor
00:01:20he single-handedly controls the global arms trade you fucking fool i'm sorry sir i'm a fool sir
00:01:28please sir forgive me for my stupidity at ease soldier step aside
00:01:44gentlemen your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach
00:01:49its target across the globe giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory
00:01:54strikes it's a weak spot but we can't do any better it's impossible impossible isn't in my
00:02:01vocabulary we can do better i have i got it down from 27 minutes to only three
00:02:12i thought you'd be skeptical so how about a show and tell gentlemen i present to you
00:02:18the titan missile now you can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes
00:02:31once again sir we'll take no matter the cost we'll take it all
00:02:37thought you'd say so
00:02:39before you leave the president would like to host you for dinner
00:02:43well i'm honored but please tell the president i'm unavailable
00:02:46tonight i have other plans
00:02:48you're standing up president what plans could be more important
00:02:54well general as you can imagine i sell weapons for a living
00:02:57and my father's worried that i'll die single
00:02:59so tonight i'm going on a date to find my future wife
00:03:11when we get married and merge our family companies your olsen group will double its value
00:03:19it's a win-win for me because i get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime i
00:03:26want
00:03:33my father is forcing me to find a rich husband but it won't be an immature frat boy like you
00:03:38trying to leech off my family
00:03:39get lost creep
00:03:41spoiled bitch
00:03:42whatever
00:03:47so what do you do for a living
00:03:50well uh i'm
00:03:52my father's demanding i settle down
00:03:54but i don't want a wife when he wants me for my money
00:03:57i'm in sales
00:03:58what about you sir
00:03:59sales
00:04:01how much do you make
00:04:03but does that really matter
00:04:05yeah
00:04:08okay um
00:04:10in a good year
00:04:1150 or 60
00:04:1260 grand
00:04:14good lord you
00:04:15you can't even get a one bedroom rental
00:04:18on that
00:04:20oh
00:04:21i cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so
00:04:26poor
00:04:27why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money
00:04:30pass
00:04:32money's the only thing that matters
00:04:35what a waste of my time
00:04:38i passed up dinner with the president for this day
00:04:40talk about a waste of time
00:04:41and i meant 50 or 60 million
00:04:50had a bad date huh
00:04:53tell me about it
00:04:54i threw a drink in his face
00:04:57my father is going to be furious and cut me off unless
00:05:01i was just starting to like your smile
00:05:04and he'll cut you off unless
00:05:08this might sound crazy
00:05:09but
00:05:10i would make it worth your while
00:05:13would you want to
00:05:15get married
00:05:19married
00:05:21you really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first day
00:05:24oh
00:05:25is this a date
00:05:26it is a friday night
00:05:28it's a really nice place
00:05:30and
00:05:32you look fantastic
00:05:35this is the best date i've had in ages
00:05:37okay
00:05:38since it's a date i'll get right to the getting to know me phase
00:05:42my family's business is struggling
00:05:44my father
00:05:45a very traditional man
00:05:47has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
00:05:50is marrying me off to some rich snob
00:05:52i'm flattered
00:05:54but what makes you think i fit the rich man profile
00:05:57doesn't matter
00:05:58i don't care how much you make
00:06:00i just need to get married to get my parents off my back while i fix their business
00:06:05contract marriage
00:06:07that could work too
00:06:08i know it's a crazy thing to ask
00:06:10but i could pay you ten thousand dollars
00:06:14all you'd have to do is play along and
00:06:16that won't be necessary
00:06:18i'd marry you for free
00:06:23so i suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name
00:06:27i'm damien
00:06:29irish olsen
00:06:31pleasure to meet you
00:06:32pleasure to meet you
00:06:33hope you don't have any christmas plans
00:06:35because as my fiance i need you to come meet my family
00:06:40looking forward to it
00:06:47mr damien merry christmas
00:06:48merry christmas
00:06:50these are the christmas gifts that you got for the ulstons
00:06:52they're worth hundreds of millions so please let me securely deliver them to them
00:06:56no need
00:06:57no need i'll deliver them myself
00:06:59uh but this is a company suv
00:07:02i'm a little confused
00:07:03you're the ulstons honored guest and they didn't get you a car
00:07:06do they realize who you are
00:07:08i haven't met the family or told them who i am yet
00:07:11that's how i want it
00:07:12i want them to know me for me rather than my money
00:07:15all right whatever you say sir
00:07:25yes and you are
00:07:27mom this is my husband
00:07:29we were just talking about you
00:07:31merry christmas ma'am
00:07:32i'm damien
00:07:34i was hoping it was all a bad dream but you're really here
00:07:37my daughter really married a poor salesman
00:07:40oh be respectful
00:07:42i like him
00:07:45oh god
00:07:53this is olsen
00:07:56you're looking as lovely as ever
00:07:58oh marcus
00:08:01what a lovely surprise
00:08:03i didn't know you'd arrived
00:08:05um
00:08:07what was your name again
00:08:09salesman
00:08:11oh damien
00:08:11yes damien
00:08:12you should be honored
00:08:14this is marcus walton
00:08:16heir to the walton group
00:08:18and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter
00:08:25so
00:08:26you chose to marry
00:08:28this
00:08:30iris
00:08:31how
00:08:34bizarre
00:08:35bizarre
00:08:35yes
00:08:37what can i say
00:08:39my wife iris has good taste
00:08:43don't be rude
00:08:45do you know who you're talking to
00:08:48this man
00:08:50the walton group
00:08:51makes over a million dollars
00:08:53a month
00:08:54you
00:08:55could probably never earn that much in an entire year
00:08:59you'd be surprised
00:09:00i'm sorry damien
00:09:02this isn't
00:09:03don't bother mrs olsen
00:09:04there's no point in trying to explain
00:09:06anything to someone like him
00:09:09you're right marcus
00:09:11let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things
00:09:14it's christmas
00:09:15it's christmas
00:09:20i'm sorry
00:09:21marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry
00:09:25they only care about being rich and they hate people who aren't
00:09:28that's why my mom's being rude to you
00:09:30they have no idea what being rich means
00:09:35damien are you upset
00:09:37please you're not you're not going to back out of this right
00:09:39oh no no no
00:09:40i'm all in
00:09:42when i make a promise
00:09:43i plan to keep it
00:09:45i'd never screw you like that
00:09:48i mean
00:09:51unless you consented first
00:09:54if we get through this day with my family
00:09:56i'll consent
00:09:58to anything
00:10:00and i'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family
00:10:04well
00:10:05i'm looking forward to it
00:10:07but iris i really don't need your money
00:10:09i'm good
00:10:11iris
00:10:12did you know marcus is working on a deal with harvey lambert
00:10:17no mom
00:10:18i didn't
00:10:19because i don't even know who mr lambert is
00:10:22harvey lambert
00:10:23he's only uh the second command
00:10:26the world's largest defense contractor
00:10:30atlas
00:10:31and with mr lambert's support
00:10:35we're going to take the one group worldwide
00:10:39and uh quadruple our profits
00:10:43oh you see iris marcus is very impressive
00:10:47he's a mover and a shaker
00:10:50he's the kind of man you should marry
00:10:53not this salesman
00:10:55who could probably never get him an appointment with someone as powerful as harvey lambert
00:10:59i didn't realize harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military
00:11:03harvey?
00:11:04in this house we show respect
00:11:07and you are not on a first name basis with a man like
00:11:12oh but i am
00:11:14harvey's an old friend
00:11:20an old friend
00:11:23that's not possible
00:11:25marcus he's just a salesman
00:11:27he's just making stuff up
00:11:29so he doesn't look bad in front of iris
00:11:33on the contrary
00:11:34i feel bad for you iris
00:11:36not only is your husband unsuccessful
00:11:41he's a compulsive liar
00:11:42shame
00:11:43but don't worry darling
00:11:44if he's strapped for cash
00:11:46i can hook him up
00:11:47i'm fine
00:11:48thank you
00:11:50oh it's christmas time
00:11:54i could hook you up with a big boy job
00:11:58you can clean toilets at my company
00:12:00if you're lucky
00:12:01he might just catch a glimpse of your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom
00:12:09marcus stop it
00:12:10i don't care that damien is poor
00:12:13he's much more of a man than you'll ever be
00:12:15and i won't let you insult him like this
00:12:19thanks babe
00:12:21but don't worry
00:12:23they've got me all wrong
00:12:25i actually uh
00:12:32what a coincidence
00:12:35father is discussing business with mr lambert
00:12:40what a perfect way to prove that you're a liar
00:12:44dad what
00:12:46mr lambert wants me to be there in person
00:12:49i'll leave right away
00:12:50mr lambert isn't there yet
00:12:52but uh
00:12:52you'd like me to join
00:12:55i'll just uh
00:12:56confirm with your old friend harvey
00:13:00that he's never met you before
00:13:01you little liar
00:13:03can't wait
00:13:05and when you're ready
00:13:06to apologize
00:13:07you know where to find me
00:13:11you'll be apologizing to me
00:13:13all right well
00:13:14mrs olsen
00:13:16iris
00:13:17i'm afraid i have the jet but i have a business to conduct
00:13:21don't worry i'll be back with your christmas gifts
00:13:31iris how could you have been so rude to marcus
00:13:34and damien you liar
00:13:37mom stop it
00:13:38we're gonna be late for christmas at grandpa's let's just go
00:13:49merry christmas amanda
00:13:50merry christmas cousin
00:13:52i am so glad you did not bring that pathetic
00:13:55this
00:13:56merry christmas
00:14:02merry christmas family
00:14:04who's this rando
00:14:06you must be tom
00:14:08hi i'm damien
00:14:09i was his husband
00:14:14so you're the broke salesman who married iris without even bothering to meet the family first
00:14:19oh he doesn't care about iris
00:14:21he just married her for our money
00:14:23listen guy
00:14:25we all have a stake in this family business
00:14:27you can't just waltz in here with iris
00:14:29and steal it from us
00:14:30i told you iris darling
00:14:32bringing this freeloader home was a mistake
00:14:35enough
00:14:36it's christmas
00:14:37if you all can't be decent
00:14:39my husband and i are gonna have to leave
00:14:41iris don't be like that
00:14:43we're just joking
00:14:44you're the guest of honor tonight
00:14:46you can't leave
00:14:47come on come here
00:14:55i'm sorry damien
00:14:57my family's business is in trouble
00:14:58and they were counting on marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first
00:15:02it's nothing personal
00:15:04they just see you as standing in front of their money
00:15:07it's amusing actually
00:15:08they're so against me but they don't know anything about me
00:15:11i know everything i need to know about you
00:15:16unlike the men they want me to be with
00:15:18you're a good guy
00:15:19you're doing great
00:15:20this is the best few grand i've ever spent
00:15:23well i'm just keeping my promise
00:15:25and
00:15:26iris i really don't need your money
00:15:29i'm having a really good time with you
00:15:31you're special
00:15:33and i feel bad
00:15:35in a rush to get married
00:15:36we never
00:15:37consummated our relationship
00:15:38but maybe later tonight we can
00:15:47hey iris
00:15:49who's that
00:15:50hi leslie
00:15:51this is my new husband damien
00:15:53damien
00:15:55this is my niece leslie
00:15:56merry christmas uncle damien
00:15:58merry christmas kiddo
00:15:59i didn't know you had a niece
00:16:01i went and brought her a gift
00:16:03pew pew pew pew pew
00:16:05Uncle Damien, my money gone is empty. Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:16:10Oh, honey, you're asking the wrong man. He's just a broke, small town loser.
00:16:17He doesn't have any cash for you. Do you, Damien?
00:16:20Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:16:23Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:16:25Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat.
00:16:31Sounds sad, right?
00:16:32Oh, no, I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien. I shouldn't have asked.
00:16:36Tom, Leslie, your dad is joking.
00:16:40But maybe instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:16:44Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gone, but I don't have any cash on me.
00:16:49But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:16:52Oh, Damien, you know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed
00:16:58on.
00:17:0050 grand.
00:17:0350 thousand dollars? Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:17:07It can't be right, unless...
00:17:10Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:17:16I knew it. He doesn't have this kind of money. He's just trying to show off. This check is worthless.
00:17:23It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.
00:17:28This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand. If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer
00:17:34clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:17:36Cheap. This is custom made, thank you.
00:17:38Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family. Lying to a child to protect your poor ego. How awful.
00:17:47You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing, but now I see why.
00:17:53You guys all jump to conclusions and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:17:58You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it. Cash the check. Take it to the bank.
00:18:03And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:18:07And when the check bounces, it won't.
00:18:13This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:18:18Agreed. Tom, help me with this.
00:18:21I'm gonna need a drink.
00:18:28Who brought these Christmas gifts?
00:18:30They're from Damien.
00:18:31It's just a few gifts I got for the family.
00:18:34We can open them up during dinner.
00:18:35I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I'd better check them out to make sure they're not
00:18:39too cheap or offensive.
00:18:40I know.
00:18:40Hey, tough guy.
00:18:42What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:18:44What is this fuss about, huh?
00:18:47Grandpa.
00:18:50This is my husband, Damien.
00:18:52The one I told you about?
00:18:53Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:18:55Good, good.
00:18:56Not too tall, but handsome.
00:18:58You two make a lovely couple.
00:19:01Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
00:19:04I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
00:19:08Is that a problem?
00:19:12Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:19:37Can I help you, little girl?
00:19:39I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:19:43My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
00:19:48Can you help me cash it?
00:19:50Fifty thousand dollars?
00:19:52I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:19:57I'm sorry.
00:19:59I didn't know.
00:20:00This is authentic.
00:20:01I'll get your cash now.
00:20:07Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:20:09Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:20:14He's Iris' husband.
00:20:16Why don't you?
00:20:17Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married.
00:20:19It was random.
00:20:21Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:20:23Damien isn't like that.
00:20:25Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:20:28I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group?
00:20:32If he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
00:20:38That's enough.
00:20:39It's Christmas dinner.
00:20:41Everyone, be respectful.
00:20:44Damien, I got you a present.
00:20:56I think someone confused me for the dog.
00:20:59Good one, sis.
00:21:02Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:21:08We're gonna treat him like one.
00:21:09Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:21:11Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.
00:21:13Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.
00:21:15You ungrateful little gold digger.
00:21:19I'm confused.
00:21:20Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:21:24Damien doesn't deserve Iris.
00:21:27Not even a little.
00:21:28He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
00:21:30He's a terrible role model and a liar!
00:21:35Merry Christmas!
00:21:41The check was real, Dad!
00:21:48Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:21:49It's real.
00:21:51I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it!
00:21:58Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:21:59Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:22:01I'm rich.
00:22:03The check was legit.
00:22:05That was 50 grand.
00:22:06That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:22:08How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:22:09Damien, what's going on?
00:22:10Did we just assume he was poor?
00:22:12He did.
00:22:15But, you know what they say about assumptions.
00:22:18They make an ass out of you and me.
00:22:20This cannot be real.
00:22:23Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:22:27Of course that's what he did.
00:22:29What a fragile ego.
00:22:30Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
00:22:33Oh, ridiculous.
00:22:35It's shameful.
00:22:36Take it.
00:22:37You obviously need it more than many of us.
00:22:42Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
00:22:45It's sad.
00:22:46Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:48It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:22:52Iris, I'm not broke.
00:22:54And I don't need your money.
00:22:56And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:23:01You'll see.
00:23:03I'm sorry, gifts?
00:23:06Gifts.
00:23:08Let's see them.
00:23:11Come on, Dad.
00:23:12He's just a poor salesman.
00:23:13I'm sure they're just trash.
00:23:16You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:23:18Let's open Amanda's.
00:23:21She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:23:26She's rich.
00:23:29And she gives good gifts.
00:23:31Hey, what about me?
00:23:32I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:23:33I should get the credit.
00:23:35I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:23:37If it wasn't for me, Iris would have bankrupt this company years ago.
00:23:41Excuse me?
00:23:42The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:23:45If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:23:49The company is still failing.
00:23:51Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
00:23:57And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:23:59Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:24:01Yes, he has the funds we need.
00:24:03Marcus is a huge success.
00:24:05Go be with him.
00:24:07Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
00:24:12Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:24:16A big deal?
00:24:17Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:24:19Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:24:23Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:24:27I would know.
00:24:29Harvey's an employee.
00:24:33This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:24:36Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:24:39No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
00:24:43Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert, you need to get
00:24:49your head examined.
00:24:50Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...
00:24:54I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:25:01I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:25:05Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:25:07I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:25:10Oh, Marcus.
00:25:12I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:25:16It went great. We're officially partnering.
00:25:19There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
00:25:23So I had to rush right back here.
00:25:25Marcus, you are so impressive.
00:25:27I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:25:30Be patient.
00:25:32That can be arranged.
00:25:34Oh, Marcus.
00:25:36Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:25:46Iris.
00:25:48I don't want anything from you.
00:25:56A five-star golf club membership?
00:26:00This must be worth $30,000.
00:26:03Thanks, Marcus.
00:26:07A 49-year-old whiskey?
00:26:10That's 50 grand right there.
00:26:14Iris.
00:26:15Check this out.
00:26:17It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
00:26:21Oh, my goodness.
00:26:22It's gotta be worth $100,000.
00:26:25Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.
00:26:28I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.
00:26:32Marcus, this is too much.
00:26:35You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:26:37Iris, are you serious?
00:26:38This would look amazing on you.
00:26:40You would be the talk of the town.
00:26:42Huh.
00:26:43I know, Damien.
00:26:44It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus.
00:26:48But you'll get over it.
00:26:50No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:26:59Okay, Damien, shut up.
00:27:01You're just jealous.
00:27:02You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:27:07Marcus, don't even listen to him.
00:27:10He's such a leech.
00:27:12Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.
00:27:16And then she's all yours, you charmer.
00:27:22Oh, Damien.
00:27:28Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
00:27:33We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:27:38But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
00:27:44Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
00:27:50Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount, Ben, I'm sure.
00:27:54No, no, that's too generous.
00:27:56More like the free donation bin.
00:27:58Not exactly.
00:28:00See for yourselves.
00:28:02You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
00:28:04What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:28:07Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:28:12Mom.
00:28:12I think that's a great idea.
00:28:14I'll take that bet.
00:28:16And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:28:41Tom.
00:28:41I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
00:28:43Well, now you can.
00:28:46From your own personal yacht.
00:28:53That's a Lazara.
00:28:55Entry level boat is 10 million.
00:28:58Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.
00:29:01I hear you like collecting art.
00:29:11That's so Renaissance painting.
00:29:14Let's go for about 40 million.
00:29:16And this.
00:29:17The only one of its kind.
00:29:19The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace.
00:29:22Worth 100 million dollars.
00:29:39Okay.
00:29:40How...
00:29:41How is this possible?
00:29:43Hmm?
00:29:46You had a deal.
00:29:47Right, Marcus?
00:29:48So apologize to my husband.
00:29:51I wasn't writing.
00:29:53Damien was telling the truth.
00:29:54He's rich.
00:29:56Oh, Iris.
00:29:57You chose so well.
00:29:59We were so rude to your husband.
00:30:01And we didn't mean it.
00:30:03Dammit.
00:30:04Marcus made us do it.
00:30:06Wait a second.
00:30:07Wait a second.
00:30:09Damien, Damien, Damien.
00:30:12You almost fooled me.
00:30:14Marcus, what are you talking about?
00:30:18Think about it.
00:30:19How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
00:30:23There's only one logical answer.
00:30:26They're cheap knock-offs.
00:30:28They're fake.
00:30:30Oh, you're right.
00:30:33I knew it.
00:30:35Come on, Iris.
00:30:36Let's stick with the plan.
00:30:37For the family.
00:30:39Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
00:30:42Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
00:30:45Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes just because some middle manager says so?
00:30:53I believe Damien.
00:30:55Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.
00:30:59But we don't know much about him.
00:31:01What's there to know?
00:31:03You seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?
00:31:11I don't think so.
00:31:13Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.
00:31:16You've seen luxuries, you're well-traveled.
00:31:18What's your expert opinion?
00:31:20Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:31:28Tom, what are you doing?
00:31:29Just taking my anger on this fake junk your husband brought.
00:31:33That looks like fun.
00:31:35Hey, I want to try.
00:31:41Do you have any idea what you just did?
00:31:43They're just fakes anyway.
00:31:44I mean, they would end up in the trash eventually.
00:31:47Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy worrying about these gifts.
00:31:52You're so ignorant.
00:31:54What if they were real, Jimmy?
00:31:57What if you just destroyed a $40 million piece of art out of spite?
00:32:01God, you're insane. They're not real.
00:32:04If we displayed this painting, we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:32:18Dr.
00:32:21No!
00:32:26Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:33You fools!
00:32:34Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa.
00:32:36He's furious with you!
00:32:37No Amanda, I'm serious with you. The painting, the necklace, the boat, they're real.
00:32:47What?
00:32:48Grandpa, you're joking.
00:32:56Dad, why are you on the floor?
00:32:59I'm cleaning up your mess. This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:33:04No way. Your vision must be fading, Grandpa. Damon just bought some nice-looking fakes.
00:33:14How could I raise kids this stupid?
00:33:19Are you saying these are real?
00:33:21When I was younger, I saw this very painting and the private collection of Mr. Blaine Senior.
00:33:27The richest man in the country. Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:34Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:33:36I destroyed a $40 million painting?
00:33:38I know these diamonds. They were procured at great cost.
00:33:44I smashed a $100 million diamond necklace?
00:33:49Damien, are you really so wealthy?
00:33:52You said you knew Mr. Lambert. Why didn't you tell me?
00:33:58Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money. But I never lied to you. And there's still
00:34:08one gift left. For you. My wife. That deserves the whole world.
00:34:15You don't have to spend so much on me. I don't care about all that.
00:34:19I know. But I care about you. And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:34:25No. This is ridiculous. I'm rich. I'm successful. He's just a...
00:34:35I see, Damien. Well, they're real. But he didn't buy them. He stole them.
00:34:46All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert. So how did they get in your hands, Damien?
00:34:53Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:34:56Harvey sent them to me, of course. I've told you all of that.
00:35:00Stop the line. You stole them from Mr. Lambert. You'll bring us all down with you. You're a criminal. This
00:35:06is outrageous.
00:35:06You worthless fraud. You conned your way into our family and we nearly fell for it. You belong in jail.
00:35:14Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined because of you.
00:35:19Damien, is this true?
00:35:22Iris, absolutely not. Trust me.
00:35:29Wow, what a coincidence. Mr. Lambert just texted me to say that he's on his way here right now.
00:35:36And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien, you're fucked.
00:35:42Perfect. I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by.
00:35:48Mr. Lambert is coming here? On Christmas? Did he say why?
00:35:52He doesn't say why, but it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:35:57He's so screwed.
00:35:59When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:36:03Glass.
00:36:04I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:36:08Damien will take the blame.
00:36:10Mr. Lambert will thank us because he capped a thief for him.
00:36:16Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:36:18I'd do anything for this family.
00:36:21It's just a shame that, you know, Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:36:25Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:36:27Iris, be thankful Marcus even likes you. Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:31There's no comparison. He's rich and powerful and Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:43No. I don't believe it.
00:36:45Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:47You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:36:54There has to be an explanation.
00:36:58Right, Damien?
00:37:00Iris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:37:06But I can call Harvey, Mr. Lambert, and he'll figure this out.
00:37:11You honestly think we're going to believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:37:15Shhh!
00:37:19Harvey, whatever else you're doing can wait.
00:37:21Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:37:23Yes, sir. I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP.
00:37:27To the Olsen house!
00:37:32Harvey Lambert will be on his way.
00:37:33Once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:37:36Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:38No. Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO.
00:37:43There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:37:46Well, I think he does have it.
00:37:47Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:37:51Y'all looks no brains out.
00:37:53Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:37:56Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number.
00:37:59Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:38:02It's not that simple.
00:38:04Damien, if you're going to lie, at least commit to the bid.
00:38:06You're caught.
00:38:09I believe you.
00:38:11Just show him your call history.
00:38:18I knew it!
00:38:19You lying piece of shit, there's nothing there!
00:38:21This is my work phone.
00:38:22I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:38:25My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking.
00:38:28All calls leave, no trace.
00:38:31So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:34I... this gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:37Enough.
00:38:38Stop the lying.
00:38:40Stop with the charade.
00:38:41Divorce Iris.
00:38:43Or we'll call the cops.
00:38:47Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:49Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:38:52Great.
00:38:53Right on time.
00:38:55Just as I ordered.
00:38:56Oh, Damien, keep talking.
00:38:58You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:39:02We'll see.
00:39:03And don't leave Harvey waiting.
00:39:05Let him in.
00:39:06And we'll see if he arrest me or not.
00:39:11Who are these men?
00:39:13Those are, uh, Vipers.
00:39:15They're the biggest gang south of the Mason-Dixon line.
00:39:18Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:39:20Well, somebody had to keep in line your lying, thieving husband.
00:39:24These boys will take care of them for us.
00:39:26They'll take up the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:39:28Marcus, I've told you so many times.
00:39:30I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:39:32Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:39:35Uh, Damien.
00:39:36He stole my woman.
00:39:38So this is payback.
00:39:40These gangbangers gonna hang you upside down
00:39:42and bleed you out dry.
00:39:44Oh.
00:39:45Those Vipers.
00:39:47I remember them now.
00:39:49They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:39:51Well, damn, Damien.
00:39:52I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:39:55So, let me get this.
00:39:57You're a billionaire,
00:39:59a spy,
00:40:00and a CEO arms dealer?
00:40:04Now,
00:40:05have I got that right?
00:40:07In a nutshell?
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:12This is the lunatic I was talking about.
00:40:14He disrespected you.
00:40:16If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying,
00:40:18you'd be roadkill.
00:40:20Captain Brown, you're a biker gang leader.
00:40:23We've met.
00:40:25But I bet you he was too embarrassed to tell you.
00:40:28When I refused to do business with him,
00:40:30your fearless leader got down on his knees and begged like a dog.
00:40:34You're gonna regret that.
00:40:38If you hurt her, I swear to God.
00:40:40Let her go.
00:40:43You keep resisting.
00:40:45Princess, don't make it through the night.
00:40:48Stop taking it easy on him.
00:40:49What am I paying you for?
00:40:50Get him out of here.
00:40:52I'll sleep later.
00:40:53Iris, it'll be okay.
00:40:55Move it.
00:40:59Marcus, what have you done?
00:41:01I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:06I did this for us.
00:41:13I rushed over like you asked, boss.
00:41:17Where's Harp?
00:41:20Oh, Mr. Lambert in our house.
00:41:23What an honor.
00:41:24My God, what a dream.
00:41:26Mr. Lambert, you're like a business legend.
00:41:29It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Hi, Mr. Lambert, I'm Amanda.
00:41:32I work for your company.
00:41:35You're always so busy, so we've never really met.
00:41:37All right, all right, all right.
00:41:39Not all at once.
00:41:41I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:41:44Thank you for coming to our house and to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:41:48Merry Christmas?
00:41:50I came to congratulate Iris.
00:41:52Iris? On what?
00:41:55On her wedding.
00:41:56Let me tell you, she married an incredible man.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:01You must mean Marcus.
00:42:03Yes.
00:42:03Marcus and Iris aren't married.
00:42:05Not officially.
00:42:06Maybe not yet, anyway.
00:42:07Marcus?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09I'm talking about Mr. Blaine.
00:42:12Damien Blaine.
00:42:14Where is he?
00:42:19No.
00:42:28Boys, piece of advice.
00:42:30When you abduct someone, tie them up.
00:42:35For a weakling like you?
00:42:40There's no need.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:44I have places I need to be.
00:42:47So call your gang leader, Brown.
00:42:49Let's get this over with once and for all.
00:42:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:42:54Mr. Blaine.
00:42:55Mr. Blaine.
00:42:56Hey.
00:42:57I'm David Brown.
00:42:58I'm the head of the Viper MC.
00:42:59You are a hard man to get a hold of.
00:43:01But I need access to Atlas guns.
00:43:04My guys are counting on me.
00:43:06I'll pay double.
00:43:07The Vipers.
00:43:08You can buy weapons anywhere, Biker.
00:43:11Why Atlas Arms?
00:43:12Cause they're the best.
00:43:14Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now.
00:43:16And my guys need the best or we're gonna take some heavy ass losses.
00:43:20Name your price, I'll triple it.
00:43:21Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:43:25He doesn't need your business.
00:43:28He doesn't want your business.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:32Mr. Blaine, you gotta help me.
00:43:33Come on, Mr. Blaine!
00:43:36Fuck!
00:43:38Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing.
00:43:40Shut up, bitch!
00:43:42One more word and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:43:47Not so tough now, huh?
00:43:50The Vipers are the biggest gang in this state.
00:43:54One word from them?
00:43:56They'll kill your whole family.
00:43:58Seems like your family hates you.
00:44:01We could kill you.
00:44:03No one even care.
00:44:04And with you out of the picture, I'm gonna swoop in and bet your wife.
00:44:10You lay even one finger on her.
00:44:12Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:44:16She's gonna love it.
00:44:18There's nothing a poor cuck like you can do about it.
00:44:21Ugh!
00:44:31What a loser like you in order to do that.
00:44:33Take him down!
00:44:34But I don't think he's a loser like Marcus said.
00:44:37He's got skills and training.
00:44:40Who are you?
00:44:41Hey!
00:44:42He's a nobody.
00:44:43You're a loser.
00:44:45I'm the man your boss got on his knees to beg to.
00:44:47And he'll be very angry to know how you treated me.
00:44:51Who am I, you ask?
00:44:53I'm Damien Blaine.
00:44:55CEO of Atlas Defense School.
00:44:57Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:45:05Where is the man of the hour?
00:45:07Your husband, Mr. Blaine?
00:45:10Marcus and the Vipers took him.
00:45:11Taken?
00:45:12By the Vipers?
00:45:15Why?
00:45:16Because Marcus said he stole from you.
00:45:19Marcus said that Damien stole from me.
00:45:21Yeah, is that a problem?
00:45:24Oh, Mr. Lambert, I'm sorry.
00:45:25I think there's been a miscommunication.
00:45:26Please, sit.
00:45:28Um, we can talk this over and Damien, he's just a loser.
00:45:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:33You're a den of fools.
00:45:35Ignorance.
00:45:36Wait, wait.
00:45:37Where are you going?
00:45:38To fix your catastrophic screw-up.
00:45:41I'm gonna go get Damien Blaine.
00:45:44Iris, this is your fault.
00:45:46I told you Damien was trouble.
00:45:49He stole from Mr. Lambert and now he's dragging us all down.
00:45:52Well, Damien's a dead man walking.
00:45:54Mr. Lambert practically just screamed at us for knowing him.
00:45:57You all heard what you wanted to hear.
00:45:59Iris, come back.
00:46:00It's Christmas.
00:46:01Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:46:03To save my husband.
00:46:05Oh, in the Viper Pit?
00:46:07No, I forbid it.
00:46:13Mr. Lambert, Merry Christmas.
00:46:15I was not expecting your call.
00:46:17Does this mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:46:20Deal?
00:46:21Your gang of morons and half-wits abducted him.
00:46:24Shit.
00:46:25I'll fix it.
00:46:27Yes, you will.
00:46:30Mr. Lambert, this was not my doing.
00:46:32It is your problem.
00:46:33Get Mr. Blaine out safely, or the hellfire might of Atlas will destroy you.
00:46:39Consider it done.
00:46:45I need every Viper in Buford accounted for now.
00:46:50Do it.
00:46:51What?
00:46:52Where?
00:46:53The Viper Pit?
00:46:55Son of a bitch.
00:46:59We're the...
00:47:01CEO of...
00:47:03Atlas Defense.
00:47:09You can take apart a gun?
00:47:12Everyone in our gang can do that, dickwad.
00:47:15Yeah, you're so fucked.
00:47:17Atlas is the world's biggest defense contractor.
00:47:20And someone like you is strong or smart enough to do...
00:47:25Oh my god.
00:47:26I know your family, and I know the business.
00:47:29I never imagined that they'd ally with some street gang.
00:47:32You won't just stand there, shoot him!
00:47:35Delay that over to him!
00:47:37If anyone harms him, they have to answer to me.
00:47:42Buzz!
00:47:43What are you doing here?
00:47:45Oh shit.
00:47:46He really is the CEO of Atlas.
00:47:48We're gonna catch an ass-whoopin' for this.
00:47:51About time, Bron.
00:47:52Hey, that's Mr. Brown.
00:47:55Or Sir to you.
00:47:56I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:47:58VIP? No, sir.
00:48:01He's a liar.
00:48:02He's a fraud.
00:48:03His whole family hates him.
00:48:04He's...
00:48:05He's lying.
00:48:08What the hell was that for?
00:48:10You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps, you stupid fuck.
00:48:13You're a goddamn liar.
00:48:17You're about to die.
00:48:19And you're the CEO of nothing.
00:48:23I never saw Blaine's face.
00:48:25Could this be him?
00:48:27What do we do now, boss?
00:48:29The Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:48:33Let's see some ID.
00:48:35Don't.
00:48:41Oh shit.
00:48:43Give me that.
00:48:45This is a fake ID.
00:48:47Some AI forgery.
00:48:49There's too much at stake.
00:48:50I can't risk this.
00:48:51I need to be able to confirm you are who you say you are.
00:48:54You're getting on my nerves, Spiker.
00:48:57Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:49:09Tell me you rescued Mr. Blaine or you're going to be in a world of hurt.
00:49:14Sorry, Mr. Lambert, I'm confused.
00:49:16Uh, Kyle Walton?
00:49:18This isn't a good time.
00:49:19What do you need?
00:49:20On behalf of the Walton Group, I'd like to humbly ask if you would honor us by arranging a meeting
00:49:24between Mr. Blaine and our CEO, Marcus Walton.
00:49:27He's a huge fan.
00:49:28Marcus?
00:49:29A huge fan?
00:49:30Um, fine.
00:49:32I'll handle it.
00:49:33I need to go now.
00:49:35This is an emergency.
00:49:36How much longer to the Viper Pit?
00:49:38Three minutes, sir.
00:49:41It's busy.
00:49:42I can't confirm your identity.
00:49:46There's nothing to confirm.
00:49:48He stole Mr. Lambert's gifts, huh?
00:49:50If you call Mr. Lambert, he's just gonna-
00:49:52You'll just piss him off.
00:49:53Finish him now.
00:49:54Boss, this asshole attacked us.
00:49:56He humiliated the Vipers.
00:49:58We have to take him down.
00:50:00Very well.
00:50:03Beat him senseless.
00:50:06And make it hurt.
00:50:12But don't kill him.
00:50:14At least not yet.
00:50:20Shit, it's my dad.
00:50:24Hey, hold on.
00:50:24Hold on one second.
00:50:27Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:50:30Something more important than meeting Atlas CEO Mr. Blaine?
00:50:33I'm meeting Mr. Blaine.
00:50:35Hell yes.
00:50:36Hell yes.
00:50:37If we could lock him down, the Walton crew might finally break into the Fortune 500.
00:50:42Get back here to prep.
00:50:46I'm about to go meet the real Mr. Blaine.
00:50:49You're a fucking liar.
00:50:51You're not CEO.
00:50:54You're just some loser who's about to get his skull bashed in.
00:51:00I'm gonna go to the banquet and I'm gonna have Iris on my arm.
00:51:04I'm gonna be inside of her.
00:51:06And you're gonna be inside of a shallow grave.
00:51:09I would let go now.
00:51:14Brown, once the Walton group is in with Mr. Blaine, the Vipers will get their weapons.
00:51:20I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:51:24Kill Damien, we'll be even.
00:51:29See you at the banquet.
00:51:33Alright, Mr. Blaine.
00:51:37Time's up.
00:51:39Put it down!
00:51:41Mr. Lambert.
00:51:42What are you doing here?
00:51:44You said you could handle this.
00:51:46You obviously failed, you moron.
00:51:48I am handling it.
00:51:50This guy's pretending to be Mr. Blaine. He's a con man.
00:51:54Who told you he was a con man?
00:51:55Why, the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune himself, Marcus Walton.
00:51:59Marcus Walton has never seen Mr. Blaine.
00:52:02You took his word?
00:52:05What, but...
00:52:06No.
00:52:08No.
00:52:09No.
00:52:09Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:52:10I'd know him if I saw him.
00:52:12And that guy is no global arms dealer.
00:52:16Very good.
00:52:19Very...
00:52:21What the hell was that for?
00:52:24I'm doing this for Mr. Blaine.
00:52:26This is Mr. Blaine.
00:52:28What?
00:52:35I'll save you, Damien.
00:52:36You may not be rich, but you don't have to put yourself in danger just for me.
00:52:44You're the real Damien Blaine.
00:52:46I'm sorry, sir.
00:52:48This never should have happened.
00:52:50The Vipers have crossed the line.
00:52:52How do you want to handle this?
00:52:54Say the word, and our people can eradicate the entire gang.
00:52:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:53:02Don't do this. Don't, don't do this. I am begging you. Don't do this.
00:53:07It's not up to me.
00:53:08Look, I didn't know, man. Please. Please.
00:53:10Pathetic.
00:53:12You did know.
00:53:14I told you exactly who I was.
00:53:16You just didn't want to listen.
00:53:19I'm sorry.
00:53:21It was Marcus and his lies. I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:53:25I will do anything.
00:53:26The Vipers will do anything.
00:53:29I run a global war machine larger than most nations armies.
00:53:33What could you and your petty little viker gang possibly do for me?
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:43Actually, there's one thing.
00:53:45There's a Christmas banquet with business partners in a couple days.
00:53:50Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:53:52Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:53:54Yes, sir. I understand.
00:53:57The Vipers won't let you down.
00:54:12I'll save you, Damien! Don't hurt my husband!
00:54:21Consider me safe, babe.
00:54:26Are you hurt? What did they do?
00:54:29I'm fine. Iris, you came for me.
00:54:34That was incredibly brave.
00:54:36Well, I was worried about you.
00:54:40What happened?
00:54:41Where's the gang?
00:54:43They had to take off.
00:54:47Iris, I love that you came for me.
00:54:50But it was dangerous.
00:54:51You could have been hurt.
00:54:53This is just a contract marriage.
00:54:55You don't owe me anything.
00:54:56Why would you risk it all just for me?
00:54:59Well, at first I was just marrying you as a way to dodge Marcus.
00:55:03But, I don't know.
00:55:05You've grown on me.
00:55:06I don't care that you're not rich.
00:55:09When they took you, I realized,
00:55:11I think I'm...
00:55:13falling for you.
00:55:18It makes two of us.
00:55:21I couldn't ask for a better wife.
00:55:37Well...
00:55:40We should probably get out of here before those biker dudes come back.
00:55:44We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:55:46Iris, you risk it all.
00:55:49And you saved me.
00:55:50Now I want to save you.
00:55:52I know that your family's business is struggling.
00:55:56Fortunately, I can help.
00:55:59At the business banquet in a couple days,
00:56:01I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:56:06Wait.
00:56:07But instead...
00:56:09I want to give that money to you.
00:56:12What do you mean?
00:56:17Wait.
00:56:18Babe.
00:56:19Banquet?
00:56:20Walton group?
00:56:21I don't understand.
00:56:23Marcus and Mr. Lambert are finalizing a deal.
00:56:25Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:56:27I'm doing the deal.
00:56:29And I'm changing it.
00:56:32For you.
00:56:33You want to role play?
00:56:34Okay.
00:56:35Okay.
00:56:37You play Big Business Tycoon.
00:56:39And I'll play...
00:56:42I love where your head's at.
00:56:45But...
00:56:46This isn't some game.
00:56:48Believe it or not, I'm telling you the truth.
00:56:51You're funny.
00:56:53Okay.
00:56:54I guess I'll look forward to it then.
00:56:56Grandpa's waiting for us.
00:56:57And as the only member of my family who likes you,
00:57:00we can't keep him waiting.
00:57:09Iris, what is it?
00:57:11Grandpa's in the hospital.
00:57:22The doctor says your grandpa has brain melt disease.
00:57:26He doesn't have much time left.
00:57:30Grandpa, please wake up.
00:57:31Please wake up.
00:57:31Please.
00:57:32I need you.
00:57:33Please.
00:57:35Harvey, I need them here now.
00:57:38The doctors say all we can do is hope for a miracle.
00:57:42Grandpa took care of me after my dad died.
00:57:45I have to help him.
00:57:47Even if I have to sell the company.
00:57:49Sell the company?
00:57:53Sell the company?
00:57:55Iris, we own shares.
00:57:58You don't have that power.
00:57:59And it's your fault Grandpa's sick.
00:58:01So you want to save him?
00:58:02Pay out of pocket.
00:58:03It's my fault?
00:58:04Yeah.
00:58:05If you hadn't brought this loser home,
00:58:07Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved,
00:58:09and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:58:11Iris, dish this douche and marry Marcus.
00:58:14His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:58:19There's another option.
00:58:22Don't worry.
00:58:23We called in the world's top medical team.
00:58:25They'll be here shortly.
00:58:27Grandpa will be just fine.
00:58:29Really?
00:58:30Really.
00:58:31Bullshit.
00:58:32You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford the best doctors in the world?
00:58:40You can't even afford decent clothes.
00:58:42Jimmy.
00:58:44Get off.
00:58:46Okay, and if these doctors exist, why don't they start by treating your delusions of grandeur?
00:58:52Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa? Rich, successful Marcus, or your broke, delusional husband?
00:58:57Damien might not have money, but I trust him.
00:59:02It's official. His craziness is contagious.
00:59:05Your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
00:59:09Now get out of here.
00:59:14I came as soon as you call him, Mr. Blaine.
00:59:17How can I help?
00:59:21Sorry, who are you?
00:59:23He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
00:59:25A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
00:59:27A Nobel Prize winner.
00:59:30How do you know someone so prestigious?
00:59:32Jimmy.
00:59:34Maybe Damien really is who he says he is.
00:59:37Grandpa, Damien brought you the best doctor in the world.
00:59:40You're going to be okay.
00:59:51Cardiac arrhythmia.
00:59:53It's critical.
00:59:53We need you to get an OR stat.
01:00:05Hey, don't worry. Grandpa's going to be just fine.
01:00:13This is all your fault, salesman.
01:00:24Surgery went smoothly.
01:00:26Harold's stable.
01:00:28He's in recovery.
01:00:30Follow me.
01:00:31Damien.
01:00:35Damien's doctor saved Grandpa.
01:00:38Do you believe me now?
01:00:39I'm not some loser.
01:00:41I'm a wealthy CEO.
01:00:44I... I...
01:00:45It's honestly a miracle.
01:00:48Good job, Dr. Franklin.
01:00:50It's not hard to help you, sir.
01:00:51Wait, if the surgery was so successful,
01:00:55why hasn't Dad woken up yet?
01:01:01Well, he was under anesthesia for surgery.
01:01:03It's going to need some time to...
01:01:04You messed up, didn't you, doctor?
01:01:07Just admit it.
01:01:08My patient is just fine.
01:01:10Look at his chart.
01:01:11Grandpa's doing great.
01:01:13Damien and his so-called doctor
01:01:16probably forged the chart.
01:01:20Damien, this whole thing is just a scam.
01:01:23To get our family fortune.
01:01:25How low can you go?
01:01:26You and your worthless husband
01:01:29want to kill Grandpa and steal his money?
01:01:32You're all insane.
01:01:34Use your eyes.
01:01:35The surgery was successful.
01:01:37No, it wasn't.
01:01:39Damien doesn't know any real doctors.
01:01:40He's not rich.
01:01:42He killed Grandpa.
01:01:43And now our family Christmas is going to end up in his funeral.
01:01:47Enough.
01:01:50Why... why are you yelling?
01:01:54Dad, you're awake.
01:01:56Are you okay?
01:01:57Grandpa, we were so worried.
01:01:59It's a miracle.
01:02:01It's a Christmas miracle.
01:02:03What happened to me?
01:02:04Damien brought in a world-class doctor who saved your life.
01:02:09I believe the three of you owe Damien and Dr. Franklin an apology.
01:02:13I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
01:02:15I've always been doing everything to make sure you're okay.
01:02:17Tom, Damien was the one who brought in the doctor who saved Grandpa.
01:02:20Now you're trying to take all the credit?
01:02:22Grandpa just woke up.
01:02:24And you're trying to start a fight?
01:02:25You and your husband are so obnoxious.
01:02:28Grandpa, I've been by your side.
01:02:29These two don't care about you.
01:02:31You should take away Iris' inheritance and give it to us instead.
01:02:41Grandpa, what was that for?
01:02:44I'm old.
01:02:46But I'm not stupid.
01:02:49Damien put up with your nonsense for Iris.
01:02:52You twist the truth to try to get your hands on her inheritance.
01:02:59You three apologize to Damien.
01:03:03But if the next word out of your mouths isn't sorry,
01:03:10I am cutting off your inheritances.
01:03:20I'm sorry, Damien.
01:03:22Sorry.
01:03:23Welcome to the family.
01:03:26I'm sorry, Damien.
01:03:28You saved him.
01:03:31But I have to wonder.
01:03:34How do you know a Nobel Prize winning doctor?
01:03:41I've been telling you all this all along.
01:03:44I'm not this nobody that you think I am.
01:03:46I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
01:03:51If that's true.
01:03:54Oh my god, what have I done?
01:03:57Now, did I imagine this?
01:03:59Or did you all spend Christmas telling Iris I wasn't good enough for her?
01:04:04No, no, no, no.
01:04:05It's quite the opposite.
01:04:08See, the Olsen family is wealthy.
01:04:11I just don't see what you see in Iris.
01:04:15What I see in Iris?
01:04:16I see optimism.
01:04:20And I see her character.
01:04:22And I see her lovely personality.
01:04:25And most importantly, I see her beautiful heart.
01:04:30All things money can't buy.
01:04:33But she's the one that told us you aren't rich.
01:04:37Why, Iris?
01:04:41I'm in sales.
01:04:43What about you, Sarah?
01:04:44Sales?
01:04:45That was a misunderstanding.
01:04:47I just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband.
01:04:50I never expected him to be the richest man in the world.
01:04:54You're pretending to be married?
01:04:58At first, I wanted a contract marriage.
01:05:00So you'd stop trying to get me to marry some rich snob like Marcus.
01:05:04I never expected him to be this incredible guy.
01:05:07Meeting you was the luckiest moment of my life.
01:05:12I never thought I could find someone as kind, caring, and genuine as you.
01:05:20Then you'll have a proper wedding.
01:05:23A Christmas wedding.
01:05:25I'd love to.
01:05:28That is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet.
01:05:31We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group.
01:05:35Billion?
01:05:36Yes, but I'm not doing the deal.
01:05:39At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal and shift it to your family's company.
01:05:44Call it an early wedding gift for my bride.
01:05:49Oh my god.
01:05:51Tom, we're saved.
01:05:53The company will be worth billions.
01:06:02Damien, you'd really do that?
01:06:08It's already done.
01:06:24I told you, he's unavailable.
01:06:26I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
01:06:29I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey Lambert.
01:06:33Where is he?
01:06:40I told you, sir, he's unavailable.
01:06:43Son, what's the hold up?
01:06:45As I was telling your boy, Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
01:06:49Unacceptable. We're here to sign a multi-billion dollar deal at the banquet in two days. We have to coordinate.
01:06:54Mr. Blaine has decided to amend the plans for the banquet. Why don't you go home and we'll reach out
01:06:59if we need you.
01:07:00Bitch, don't you know who we are?
01:07:01Are you out of your mind, son? This woman is close to Mr. Lambert. Insulting her is essentially insulting Harvey.
01:07:08Dad, we've got a deal. I'm not going to beg to some secretary. If Mr. Blaine wants to change the
01:07:14plans, we'll go talk to him.
01:07:16Black, son, you'll meet Mr. Blaine soon. Once you're with him, Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway.
01:07:23It'll all work out fine. Apologies, ma'am. We'll come back at Mr. Lambert's convenience.
01:07:36Was that the Walton group?
01:07:38Uh, yes, Mr. Lambert. Um, should I get them back?
01:07:40Uh, no. Just got off the phone with the boss. Change of plans. Our big contract with them is to
01:07:46be cancelled and reassigned to a local family. The Olsons.
01:07:54That's a multi-billion dollar deal. Marcus and his father will be upset. Should we notify them?
01:08:00No, don't bother. But if they come back, don't let them in. They think they can win over Mr. Blaine.
01:08:05But they've already screwed up. Those morons.
01:08:08Get Dawson in here. We need to go over the party details.
01:08:11Yes, sir.
01:08:22Mr. Lambert, what can I do for you?
01:08:24Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days. He and his wife are coming now, so make sure they
01:08:30are treated like a king and a queen.
01:08:32Mr. Blaine? The CEO of Atlas? I'm honored. I'll make sure everything is perfect for them.
01:08:40He's taken a personal interest in this event. Give him a call.
01:08:54Mr. Blaine, it's Liam Dawson. The coordinator for your banquet coming up. I'm here at your disposal for anything you
01:09:00need.
01:09:00I only have one request. Make sure Marcus Walton and his family are removed from the list.
01:09:16This is my day and nobody's here to greet me. Who's that asshole over there sucking both my attention?
01:09:23You don't know? That's Liam Dawson, Mr. Lambert's right-hand man. He's the one orchestrating this entire grand event.
01:09:32Sounds like someone I should know.
01:09:36Liam, it's a pleasure to meet me, I'm sure.
01:09:39I'm sorry you are?
01:09:40Marcus Walton, of course. My family's sponsoring this event.
01:09:46Beth signed a Billingdale deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:09:50Don't pretend like you're not in awe of me. I understand I come off as very...
01:09:54Oh, look at the time. How do I have time for lesser guests? I must find Mr. Blaine.
01:10:00Why don't you mingle in the back, away from our real VIPs?
01:10:17What the fuck?
01:10:21Mr. Blaine's about to sign a deal with you.
01:10:26Eddie doesn't know who he's messing with.
01:10:35This fool's been sitting out for 20 minutes. It's not fresh anymore. Replace it.
01:10:47Here we are, Don.
01:10:48Eddie?
01:10:53Could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
01:10:56Nah. Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security.
01:11:00They must not be anyone important.
01:11:03Marcus, I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert.
01:11:06Your family's business is going to skyrocket.
01:11:09Maybe we should talk.
01:11:11Anyone that does a deal like this ends up on the Forbes billionaire list.
01:11:15You're going to be somebody.
01:11:27What's the opposite of a big, successful, billionaire business titan like myself?
01:11:34Oh, yes. Damien.
01:11:39Now, how does a broke salesman like you, Damien, get into an event like this?
01:11:44It's pretty classy. $10,000 ahead.
01:11:46A salesman? Oh, he's a commoner.
01:11:49He's dampening the evening. Why hasn't security thrown him out?
01:11:53I ordered Dawson to remove you and your pathetic family out of this event.
01:11:58He disappointed me.
01:11:59What? Slander? You can't even tell him what to do.
01:12:03Who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:12:05I don't know. It's okay.
01:12:07Don't be surprised.
01:12:09Damien is a known liar.
01:12:11In fact, he even, uh, pretended to be Mr. Blaine.
01:12:16Impersonating Mr. Blaine? That's outrageous. In fact, it's downright criminal.
01:12:20Do you even know who Mr. Blaine is? Half the world owes their life to him. The other world wants
01:12:26him dead. Impersonating him is to take it straight to a cell at Guantanamo.
01:12:31Oh, Iris. What are you ever gonna learn? If you keep sticking around with this loser, your family's just gonna
01:12:37be in trouble.
01:12:40But, if you spend the night with me, Mr. Blaine might just let them slide. For me.
01:12:49Enough!
01:12:54Are you okay, Iris? Did he hurt you?
01:12:58No. I'm fine. Thanks to you.
01:13:02I'm fine, too.
01:13:05You really think you'd get away with that? Hmm?
01:13:08Mr. Lambert and Mr. Blaine are on my side. And any minute now, they're gonna be all over you.
01:13:12I think you're confused, Marcus. I'm not on your side. But if you think you can take me, try it.
01:13:18Marcus, this guy is cuckoo. He's intimidating Mr. Blaine.
01:13:23Send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:13:27If you apologize to me, I might just let you walk out of here.
01:13:32Your self-obsession and petty drama is exactly why I ordered Dawson to remove you from the guest list.
01:13:46Mr. Blaine. Excited to meet you. I'm here at the hotel waiting.
01:13:50I'm already here. I've been here.
01:13:54You're already here? My apologies, sir. I didn't see you.
01:14:00I would've given you a proper welcome.
01:14:02I gave you one simple order. Don't let the Walton family in.
01:14:07Why did you defy me?
01:14:15The Walters? They snuck in. I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:14:20Then get to it. Fast.
01:14:22What?
01:14:26Whoa, did you hear that? He just got off the phone with Mr. Dawson.
01:14:29He's a salesman. How can he be bossing Mr. Dawson around?
01:14:33Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:14:37Good lord, you're all a bunch of goddamn groups.
01:14:39He's a con man. He's faking it.
01:14:42In fact, let's see the call history.
01:14:44Now you have no right to see my phone.
01:14:46Of course he does.
01:14:48Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner
01:14:49and Mr. Blaine's future business partner.
01:14:52You're scared to show us what's on that phone, aren't you?
01:14:55Hand it over.
01:14:59Security!
01:15:00Get him.
01:15:03What do we do, Damien?
01:15:04Don't worry, Mrs. Blaine.
01:15:06I'll figure out who we are soon enough.
01:15:08Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
01:15:11Seriously, Iris, you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:15:15I can see why the Olsen group has gone down under management.
01:15:18Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.
01:15:21A lunatic man and his idiotic fool of a wife.
01:15:26What a perfect match.
01:15:28Well, what are you waiting for?
01:15:29Take them down and kick them out!
01:15:40Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:15:43Well, what are you waiting for?
01:15:44Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:15:46Stop!
01:15:48What's going on here?
01:15:52This, this lunatic.
01:15:55He's pretending to be Mr. Blaine.
01:15:56He's attacking the guards.
01:15:58You're the one who provoked him and tried to get us thrown out, Marcus.
01:16:01Oh, I was doing that for the banquet.
01:16:03If the real Mr. Blaine came in and saw this impersonator causing all this trouble, he'd be pissed.
01:16:08And you'd be in big trouble, Mr. Dawson.
01:16:10Enough.
01:16:12So you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:16:13It isn't a claim, it's a fact.
01:16:16I'm disappointed in you, Dawson.
01:16:18I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone.
01:16:20We've never actually met.
01:16:22See, I knew it.
01:16:23Mr. Dawson doesn't even know who you are.
01:16:25You spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone a few minutes ago, right?
01:16:29Then you have my number.
01:16:31I'll dial it, and then you can confirm my identity.
01:16:34Sure.
01:16:36No problem.
01:16:41It's Mr. Blaine's number.
01:16:47Hello, Dawson.
01:16:49Convinced?
01:16:51I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine.
01:16:53I should have recognized you earlier, I...
01:16:55Mr. Dawson, there must be some kind of mistake.
01:16:57I'm sure there's an explanation.
01:16:59Shut up.
01:17:01I listened to you, and now I've offended Mr. Blaine.
01:17:04Security, take this asshole away.
01:17:07Oh, I...
01:17:08I'm...
01:17:10I'm Marcus Walton!
01:17:12Please let me correct my error, sir.
01:17:14Very well.
01:17:16I won't hold it against you.
01:17:18This time.
01:17:19Now, get Marcus out of my party.
01:17:21And set up a table for my wife and I.
01:17:24Yes, sir.
01:17:26Wait.
01:17:27No.
01:17:28I can explain.
01:17:29I know what's going on.
01:17:30Just listen to me!
01:17:36I can prove that this nutbag is Mr. Blaine.
01:17:40He stole Mr. Blaine's phone.
01:17:45Come on, think about it.
01:17:46How can somebody this poor and this dumb be Mr. Blaine?
01:17:49He already proved he isn't poor.
01:17:52Oh, shut up, woman!
01:17:53He's not a CEO, he's a thief.
01:17:56He stole Christmas gifts from Mr. Lambert just a few days ago.
01:18:00If I hadn't called him on it, Mr. Lambert would have no idea.
01:18:04How can you prove what you're saying?
01:18:05I'm signing a billion dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:18:08Why would I lie about that?
01:18:11I know.
01:18:12I could vouch for Marcus.
01:18:14His dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert.
01:18:16Their paperwork and everything is all set for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:18:20It's basically set in stone.
01:18:22Exactly.
01:18:23Marcus is far more trustworthy than this con man.
01:18:29Quiero.
01:18:32Whos DO
01:18:33Who hank?
01:18:34Who needs a child.
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