00:04So, why am I doing this?
00:07Uh, your father thinks that performing a fun, youthful activity will keep you from shifting back into old Colby.
00:13Well, it's just a theory.
00:20All this quick shape-shifting between young and old is weakening your molecular structure.
00:25This device measures just how stable you are.
00:27Where's it at now?
00:29Well, on a scale from one to ten, you're down to five and a half dicks.
00:33I named the measurement after myself since no one's ever made a molecular instability scale before.
00:39Oh, well, I'm glad you still found time to pat yourself on the back there.
00:43Comments like that are why I named the most unstable measurements evens.
00:48What happens when the meter drops into the evens?
00:51Oh, nothing too crazy, just that your body could start to wither away and we could lose you for good.
00:56How's that not crazy?
00:57Well, if you drop too low, you'll just disappear in a little blue flame.
01:02Let's hope for the best.
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