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00:06you have pajamas upstairs and and i have breakfast and all that too so
00:18chloe um so you're drunk we're both drunk all right i've never felt worse
00:38hey
00:42we're best friends we're roommates this is your last chance
00:48i can't believe it maddie it's my three-year anniversary with sam
00:55i think he's gonna propose
01:00which is why i need you to take pictures of me from the bar when it happens
01:06and uh why would i do that because i'm your best friend you love me
01:12damn
01:13you're right
01:16sam's here thank you maddie you're the best
01:19okay go
01:27mr sheldon the usual you know it
01:44i can't stay chloe i uh only came here because i wanted to do this right breaking up with you
01:53it's our three-year anniversary i thought look i just really need to focus on myself now
01:59my business is taking off after i finish my mba
02:02the mba i've been working two jobs to pay for and i will forever cherish that
02:08but i'm different now i'm better and it's time for me to move on to something better
02:14but hey no hard feelings right oh
02:18i gave you everything hey hey hey hey
02:22it's okay just let it go all right it's no big deal let it go what's up man look dude
02:30i get it
02:30she's my best friend and even i can't handle her temper sometimes i also heard that you're
02:36now a big fancy ceo am i right congrats dude hey thanks for looking out for me man yeah see
02:41even your best friend knows i'm right we're just in different worlds now i may be more successful
02:46but don't be ashamed oh sam i'm not ashamed you know what i just got an idea it's the 21st
02:53century
02:53right breakups happen but that doesn't mean life ends sam you're the man here yeah why why don't you
02:59guys just hug it out put it in the past clean slate what do you say i'll give you some
03:06privacy chloe if
03:07you're interested in staying friends i'm more than happy to hey get your hands off my wife
03:16wife your wife
03:26your wife don't act so surprised you're the one that's been following us around like a stalker
03:32i'm not a stalker you follow her to work you sit outside of our apartment and you put these
03:38love letters in our mailbox also glad you're here on your camera i found all these pictures of us
03:50and then you put your hands on her here in front of me that's not true
03:55asshole whoa whoa hands off let go of me he's crazy i'm crazy give this to your
04:01fucking skull she don't want you pal what move you're insane i messed up my shirt
04:10well that went well
04:12what dude what
04:23hey
04:26we're best friends your family we're roommates this is your last chance
04:38don't worry mateo you can hold me accountable
04:46how
04:50i'll marry you
04:52i've loved her since the first day i want this i want her
05:02i'll hold you to it
05:26what happened last night why am i wearing mateo's ring
05:34oh do you remember what happened now
05:41well good morning to you too fiance
05:43oh my god i slept with my best friend and promised to marry him
06:09hey perv eyes up here i'm not looking at you
06:17all right hey chloe closer look at you first of all thank you um but we need to talk about
06:24this
06:24look look i we've been best friends for forever we work at the same company
06:31i even help you with your side job and now last night
06:37he's right how could i do this to him
06:40i can't lose my best friend i can't lose my best friend i'm so sorry maddie
06:45please don't be mad at me i promise i'll make it up to you just say the word
06:54well i can think of a way that you could make it up to me
07:02what what do you mean
07:06you're kidding right hey look i won't force you all right we can back out i'll just
07:13i'll move out and be homeless wait just let me think about this i i mean i just i didn't
07:20think
07:20that i would get married so young but there's an entire world of hot guys who have limits now
07:26wait a minute we're here at a courthouse aren't you thinking about as hot dudes
07:33okay but seriously i mean i know you're worried about your mom and your brother and
07:39i know they want to ship you off to a bunch of rich old dudes or something like that right
07:44plus you know maybe this is a good thing so this is really me kind of doing you a favor
07:50okay yes you have a point i mean at least you are the one person i can always rely on
07:57all right best friend let's get married what have you done chloe most people just get drunk
08:06when they get dumped but no no you had to sleep with your best friend
08:12god i am so sorry it's okay i was headed to mr white's class and i thank you
08:34i'm not giving up uh why don't we both go together he'll probably yell at us it'll
08:40probably still be embarrassing i love that uh hi mateo lane it's nice to meet you chloe pascal
08:46hey
08:49you okay yeah
08:53this is my mom i have to take this no problem go ahead
09:02boss hey there you are i've been looking for you what are you doing outside city hall oh nothing
09:09dude just getting married married to miss pascal congratulations i know i know awesome now you can
09:18tell her the truth that you're actually the richest man in the country and that you insisted on buying
09:23her company and you've only been working undercover just to be with her no no no as far as she
09:27knows
09:27i'm just her best friend dude and i'm the only person she can trust and that's true
09:34so what i'm thinking is we fall in love right and then i'll tell the truth tell me what um
09:41um the ceo has some really urgent work for me to do which is why mr miles just happened to
09:47be in the
09:47area urgent we only asked off for half a day so we could get married the ceo doesn't even show
09:57up to the office the dickhead's working us like mules what an asshole so um what'd your mom want
10:05oh you know she got me a date with an old man if i don't go she's gonna burn my
10:11grandma's house down
10:13it's the usual normal stuff yeah don't worry i'm gonna take care of it we should get you to the
10:20office since they clearly can't survive without you mr lane well well only if she knew her husband owns
10:27the company i'm about to head back to the office now would you two like a lift are you sure
10:33mr miles
10:34isn't this the ceo's car oh well i'm sure the uh you know dickhead boss wouldn't mind isn't that
10:41right mr miles up after you mr pascal dude chill
10:52thank you
11:04maddie i did something crazy i married my best friend
11:10now that we're married it's kind of awkward but i miss telling him everything
11:16is there something you want to tell me you ready to burn the bridge
11:22what are you doing here i brought you some coffee
11:26actually i do need some more teeth slacking again are we chloe
11:32you know if you like flirting with men so much there's another job for women like you chloe
11:38a hooker he's my friend nancy you know what that word means right friend drop the act we all saw
11:49you
11:49come into work today in the ceo's car did some extra credit huh chloe i'm warning you slept the ceo
11:58is
11:59mine so you better back off
12:03poor you following chloe around like a stray dog well she's been seducing the ceo behind your back
12:10hey i have no interest in the ceo okay you can have him but i heard he has good taste
12:17so i doubt he'll be
12:19interested take that back you little slut you know i don't usually hit women you do that again
12:28though and i'll break you also this uh fantasy that you have with the ceo i i just have a
12:34suspicion
12:35that he's not gonna be interested yeah and why are you so sure of that you're just an it geek
12:40let's
12:42just say that i have a good feeling
12:50my designer dress
12:53you all saw it chloe and this loser attacked me you are fired both of you wow uh firing both
13:05of
13:05us that's a lot of power for the head of the marketing department what are you gonna do about
13:09it you're just a nerd on the it team i'm not scared of you you should be
13:20hey just forget it what if the ceo finds out about this i can't risk you losing your job too
13:25who's gonna pay rent that's my job now to protect you right we've only been married a few hours in
13:31the
13:31tailing rather committed to the role that's it i've wasted enough time on these two security get
13:39them out of here you see that everyone i'm just taking the trash out for the company if the ceo
13:44were
13:45here he'd thank me oh mr miles thank god you're here we're just kicking these losers out for insulting
13:52the ceo that's very interesting miss gibson but i have a direct message from the ceo himself
14:01miss chloe pascal has been promoted to the head of the marketing team and uh oh here
14:07miss nancy gibson has been fired effective immediately
14:21no this is impossible
14:27it was you you did this i'm sorry what was it that you said uh oh yeah we're just taking
14:34the trash out
14:36get her out of here
14:45oh my god what just happened i don't know but that was crazy did you have something to do with
14:52this oh my god no i think that the ceo promoted you because he recognizes your talent and you've worked
15:00very hard okay well i can't believe that i got married and promoted in the same day so i think
15:10that
15:10we should go and celebrate and get a drink or get some food or
15:21so you're drunk
15:32no no no no um i don't think i should drink ever again
15:48okay
15:49are you avoiding me mrs lane
15:52not avoiding you i'm just
15:55you know what we haven't gone to the flower market in a while we should go there and make
16:01some extra cash okay but the flower market i mean that's not fun and it's our wedding night you just
16:06got promoted we should celebrate hey stop i know that we're married now but we cannot do this at work
16:12so just go actually be productive elsewhere okay please it's okay chloe i've loved you for all these
16:21years i'll wait for you to fall in love with me
16:34come on maddie you know how important my side job is to me are you going to be helpful
16:38you're what smile you're scaring away the customers see isn't that better keep it up uh
16:52i'm gonna go grab something from the car
17:05hi handsome how much for bouquet
17:08the prices are all on the labels miss and what's your favorite flower here i would
17:15love your recommendation hey can i help you with anything
17:22thanks but this gentleman and i were talking here and he's been very helpful
17:35so handsome how about you throw your number in while we're at it but you know what uh i i
17:42don't
17:42think i can do that because my wife wouldn't appreciate it my wife would appreciate it also
17:50your pickup lines do seem a little rusty i hope work on that
17:57what did you do that was a customer i wait so you wouldn't be jealous if i
18:01gave a random customer my number that's not what i mean
18:08so you would be jealous stop it just go get some water before you scare away the rest of the
18:14customers
18:17i can do that i can do that how's it going little sis
18:25what are you doing here henry oh i'm sorry your highness i didn't know you own this street what do
18:31you want
18:35not much just a few hundred bucks no no way i'm not giving you any more are you deaf or
18:42just dumb chloe
18:44i'm telling you mom and i need money you ungrateful brat ungrateful
18:52i've been working since high school and i send you and mom money every month stop taking credits and
18:57just hand me some cash i'm warning you scared now huh let go henry you're crazy shut your trapper i'll
19:07start it for you bitch i'll break your own for you how does that sound
19:28hey man i know who you are you're henry right your clothes brother the the one who uh still lives
19:35in
19:35your basement how's that going you pushed me you asshole oh my knees you better give me some money
19:43now before i sue you for assault in your dreams henry we're not giving you a cent leave now you
19:50little
19:51bitch hey you're gonna side with this jerk and not your family see that's the funny thing i'm her
19:58husband which means that she's my family now i have a feeling that i'm probably gonna do a better job
20:04than you ever did husband chloe pascal you married this penniless deadbeat divorce him i'm home with me
20:11now mom and i found you a rich guy he's willing to pay half a million for you are you
20:16kidding henry
20:17you can't just sell me like some cattle half a million i'll take care of it
20:26there's no way mateo has that kind of money unless he's hiding something from me i'll take care of it
20:36what are you talking about mateo you don't have 500 grand but i do and if it makes you happy
20:43i give up ten times more than that you're gonna give me 500 grand you're just a dirty little vendor
20:50you're basically a beggar this is your precious husband chloe i don't care if he's rich i like him
20:56for who he is she said she liked me that's it chloe i'm telling mom don't say i didn't warn
21:03you sure
21:04go ahead run away to mom it's all you're good for anyway you
21:08you really don't want this hand do you touch my wife again and i'll break it permanently go
21:26oh it looks like her knees just fine after all i can't believe it no one's ever stood up for
21:32me
21:32like that oh you're amazing maddie was i
21:43yeah that's why you're my best friend right when is she gonna realize that i don't want to be just
21:51her best friend well we have a lot of flowers left over so i guess it's just
21:56not our day we should probably just close up and head home tom send back up here to the market
22:10hello can i get those ones please
22:19thank you well looks like it is our day after all huh
22:28does this man know mateo
22:35it's funny i was just saying how slow it's been who knew it would take such a turn
22:40don't you think this is kind of weird all these men in suits and the way they're looking at you
22:48no no no i mean maybe they just have good taste no but it's not weird not at all
22:56maddie did you
23:00no no i mean these fine gentlemen probably have a corporate event that they're needing flowers for
23:07and uh i wouldn't worry about it but we have customers so it's
23:12hi great choice tom you dummy at least tell the boys to change into something else before coming
23:17from the office have a good one hi hey mr miles why did the ceo order the entire department to
23:26get
23:26flowers from some random vendor i i mean one phone call it he can get whatever he wants
23:35the boss is doing it for love yeah you get it
23:42love here you go thank you beautiful choice
23:58you know maybe it's time i told chloe that i'm the ceo so she doesn't have to work so hard
24:04maddie are you there yeah where are you i forgot my bathroom can you get me one wait wait whoa
24:13no no
24:14can do i put it right out here for you because look i know that we've been best friends since
24:21the dinosaurs were here but i'm telling you you gotta remember that i'm technically a man
24:26all right all right which and and now that we're married what do you mean come on maddie we do
24:33this
24:33all the time dear god okay um no no i'm freezing well make an igloo i'm sorry
24:45all right all right all right you know i think i know why you're so shy and don't want to
24:51see me naked
24:54because you like me you want to kiss me
25:12what are you doing no we can't do this we're just friends you know that's funny to hear you say
25:19friend because i seem to remember you being the one who seduced me the other night remember
25:26this is your last chance don't worry mateo you can hold me accountable how i'll marry you
25:40fine i get it i was a drunk idiot and i forced you to marry me no you were a
25:45drunk idiot but i never said
25:47that i was forced thank you you're welcome y'all done yes great what all right let's go
26:04you know i've seen it all right stop it
26:13why are you doing this
26:17we're best friends i know
26:21for 10 whole years we've been best friends but what if what if i want something more
26:34look
26:37tell me the truth
26:41if there's nothing more to this if this is a dead end a locked door
26:47i'll let it go
27:01mom what do you want chloe pascal
27:06how dare you hit your brother and get married behind my back you ungrateful slut we found a
27:12wonderful man for you so get your ass home tomorrow or i swear i will sell your dead grandma's house
27:26let me guess
27:30your mom is holding your grandma's house over your head and trying to sell you off to some rich old
27:35man
27:36i can't keep letting her do this to me or you
27:42all right that's it tomorrow i'm going over there and i'm telling her i'm married i can go with you
27:49if
27:49you want no it this is my family my mess up i can take care of it
28:02i know chloe's mom and brother they're not going to let her off the hook that easily
28:06i can take care of it
28:15hey tom listen
28:18i want you to make three expensive engagement gifts
28:21yeah yeah i'm meeting my wife's family tomorrow
28:35you want me to do
28:42told you to be here on time how dare you keep mr cooper waiting
28:48mr cooper this is my baby girl chloe isn't she pretty
28:55mom i already told you i'm not marrying a sugar daddy she doesn't mean that mr cooper
29:00oh i do mean that mr cooper i'm not going to sell my soul for money
29:06so if you want to buy a bride you've come to the wrong place because i'm
29:17already married
29:23what is this she's married
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