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00:00:05诶哟喂 这是谁家的孩子啊 这么多啊
00:00:09一二三 这得有一个班吧
00:00:11能养这么多孩子啊 这帅小伙啊 怕是家庭很厚啊
00:00:16这些孩子又乖又可爱 人家还知道出来管理身体呢
00:00:20不像我家那一家啊 一天到晚就知道吃饭睡觉
00:00:25跟当猪似的
00:00:30舅舅 我们跑不动了
00:00:33终点就在眼前 下半截跟上 舅舅相信你们可以的啊
00:00:37走了
00:00:38我是男子怀 不能给舅舅救脸
00:00:41姐姐 拉我一把
00:00:43好 姐姐拉你一把 我们一起抽
00:00:50嗨
00:00:51就知道你们是最棒的 爽不爽
00:00:57看看你们
00:00:58任务完成 获得奖励永恒健康身体 以加持到宿主和外甥们身上
00:01:08额外出发奖励宿主魅力加一百 提升异性好感度 最低为八十
00:01:16感觉浑身变轻松了许多啊 这增加的魅力不知道有什么用啊
00:01:21哇 鲍鱼 你快看
00:01:24那有一个带了一堆小孩的 载哥 气质好绝啊
00:01:29天忆 他又带外甥们出来玩了
00:01:31看他侧脸 简直就是我的理想型啊
00:01:35看他侧脸 简直就是我的理想型啊
00:01:35看他侧脸 简直就是我的理想型啊
00:01:47看他侧脸 简直就是我的理想型啊
00:01:48帅哥 打扰一下 这些都是你的小孩吗
00:01:54这是我们最好的舅舅 对 是舅舅
00:01:59我们外甥外甥女
00:02:01天呐 这么多可爱的外甥外甥女
00:02:05小帅哥选美女们 你们好呀
00:02:07姐姐们好
00:02:10好巧啊 林依 又碰到了
00:02:13鲁鱼 你也来跑步吗
00:02:16你们认识啊
00:02:18我们那个 是高中同学
00:02:24原来你们是老同学啊
00:02:25那更得认识一下了
00:02:27你好 我叫小雅
00:02:29现在单身 爱好广泛
00:02:31不是
00:02:31我叫露露 我也单身
00:02:34最喜欢运动型的帅哥了
00:02:36帅哥 能不能加个微信
00:02:39以后一起补补呗
00:02:40我也要 我也要
00:02:42那个 有时间的话我们再约好不好
00:02:45那个小雅
00:02:47小雅
00:02:48露露 我们该回去了
00:02:50我突然想起来
00:02:51我妈要带我们去买衣服
00:02:52走走走
00:02:55帅哥
00:02:56记得联系我
00:02:58别忘了我
00:03:00我可比他会聊天
00:03:02行了行了行了
00:03:04我们先走了
00:03:05林依 再见
00:03:05走走走
00:03:06拜拜
00:03:06拜拜
00:03:07拜拜
00:03:13这就是美丽加一般的威力吗
00:03:14这就我也太好了
00:03:17祝祝
00:03:19那两个漂亮姐姐给你塞纸条
00:03:20是不是要加你QQ
00:03:22给你打游戏啊
00:03:24小孩你懂什么
00:03:25别瞎问这是大人的事
00:03:27走走走 回家玩去
00:03:29Let's go!
00:03:30We're back!
00:03:34Come on!
00:03:36Let's take a look at my son!
00:03:38I'm going to play a game for you!
00:03:40You're too young!
00:03:42You have to invest in money.
00:03:43You're going to lose money.
00:03:45Oh, my son!
00:03:47How are you paying for your money?
00:03:50Chou Chou, don't pay me!
00:03:52You look at me!
00:03:53This is the first time.
00:03:56You're too high!
00:03:57You're too high!
00:03:57You're too low!
00:04:01You've got 500,000.
00:04:03You're too high!
00:04:04You're too high!
00:04:04You're too low!
00:04:06Well, I'm so high!
00:04:07You're too high!
00:04:09Not!
00:04:15Chou Chou, how are you doing?
00:04:18How are you doing?
00:04:19Chou Chou, just playing the game.
00:04:22He's just talking to you.
00:04:22He's talking to you.
00:04:23correction.
00:04:24And he's messing around.
00:04:27He's just having fun with me.
00:04:28He's no longer looking at me.
00:04:31He doesn't want to do anything.
00:04:32He hasn't talked to me.
00:04:33I'm not sure what he's doing.
00:04:36I'm going to get my mother to get rid of it.
00:04:45Hey, the show.
00:04:48I'm just kidding.
00:04:49All of you have to be careful.
00:04:51Let's do it again.
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:55You're not a fool.
00:04:56You're not a fool.
00:04:57You're not a fool.
00:04:57You're a fool.
00:04:58You're a fool.
00:04:58You're a fool.
00:04:58You're a fool.
00:05:00You're a fool.
00:05:01Don't worry about it.
00:05:03Don't forget to talk about it.
00:05:04I'm not a fool.
00:05:06I understand that.
00:05:07This is a fool.
00:05:13You're a fool.
00:05:14I'll be mad.
00:05:16Well, you're a fool.
00:05:20You're a fool.
00:05:22Yes.
00:05:24You're a fool.
00:05:25I'm all in a game.
00:05:30I don't know why they are so good at all.
00:05:34Why did they say they are so good at all?
00:05:38You are so good at all.
00:05:40I don't know why they are so good at all.
00:05:42I don't know why they are so good at all.
00:05:43I don't know why they are so good at all.
00:05:46You know what?
00:05:52To the战役自信心遭遇重大打击,
00:05:53we will release the fight,
00:05:54you will know how to reassure them.
00:05:57Do you want to tell the whole world?
00:06:05I don't know why they are so good at all.
00:06:08If you have a record,
00:06:09you will be able to play with me in the game.
00:06:09And you will know how to do the whole world of your team?
00:06:16But my mother will not support me?
00:06:20You don't have to worry about me.
00:06:21舅舅给你兜顶
00:06:23就算天塌下来舅舅顶着
00:06:25舅舅 有你在真好
00:06:30舅舅
00:06:35Hello 二姐
00:06:38哎呀 这么晚了还没睡
00:06:43那个其实我是想关于
00:06:44小一的事情跟你聊一聊
00:06:46我想让她参加电子竞技的清训队
00:06:48游戏当职业选手
00:06:50林依你疯了 那是不务正业
00:06:52你想让小一变成王一少年毁了她吗
00:06:55不行 绝对不行
00:06:56不是 不是 不是
00:06:57二姐 这都什么年代了
00:07:00现在电子竞技的是正规的职业
00:07:02能参加奥运会的
00:07:04我告诉你啊 顶级的职业选手
00:07:06年薪千万为国争光
00:07:08可又发展前景了
00:07:11而且小一的天赋那是万中无一
00:07:12咱们不能用老眼光看问题啊
00:07:14他才多大 说不读了
00:07:17电竞是晚青春饭
00:07:18万一打不出来 人废了
00:07:20他以后怎么办 你负得了责吗
00:07:23二姐 如果他有天赋不让他试
00:07:26那才是真的害了他
00:07:27这样 你就趁这个寒假让他去试一试
00:07:30他如果真的没天赋
00:07:32我就带他回学校 安心的让他读书
00:07:35你看行不行
00:07:36你说的轻巧
00:07:38我给你发个截图
00:07:40看看
00:07:42这钱够给他铺后路风
00:07:45就算打得出来
00:07:46千万
00:07:47我养他一辈子
00:07:48行万
00:07:48李懿 你直播这么赚钱啊
00:07:51这都够养他几辈子了
00:07:53二姐 我不是在跟你驯服你了
00:07:57我只是告诉你 我有能力帮孩子的梦想脱底
00:08:00所以你就让他试试行嘛
00:08:02唉 就这一次 要是他成绩下滑
00:08:07或者训练太苦 就立刻给我回来好好读书
00:08:10好嘞 依言为定啊 二姐
00:08:12还有那个关于战强的他的拳击天赋也
00:08:14我告诉你 李懿 别夺寸进尺
00:08:17信号不好 卡了挂了啊
00:08:23总算搞定一个了
00:08:25战强的事情 战强的事情以后再说吧
00:08:36林先生 这六个都是来试讯的
00:08:39没有 就这一个试讯 这六个其实都是来凑热闹的
00:08:43明白明白 林先生是知名主播 能来就是我们俱乐部的荣幸
00:08:48来 里面请
00:08:58这里就是我们清训队的集训地 每年寒暑假都有成百上千的家长把孩子送过来
00:09:04但是最终能留下来的凤毛麟角 想留下靠的不是关系 是绝对的实力
00:09:08舅舅 我
00:09:10不用害怕
00:09:12就告诉你啊
00:09:14咱们就算选不上
00:09:17咱就当见见是别的
00:09:18如果失败了
00:09:20就给你兜底
00:09:21就有钱
00:09:22嗯舅舅
00:09:24你放心 我会靠自己的实力 在这条路上走出个名套 所以 你可以的
00:09:31一哥哥 加油
00:09:33一哥 是最棒的 加油 打破他们
00:09:42林先生 按照我们俱乐部的规矩 想要参加训练 需要和我们清训队的队员打一场资格赛 赢了才有资格谈下一步
00:09:52好呀 那就按你们的规矩来
00:09:55小朋友 听你舅舅和网友说 你打得很厉害 玩这个游戏多久了
00:10:01十五天
00:10:02十五天
00:10:03人进去都没玩明白吧 跑来试试 逗我们玩呢
00:10:07啊
00:10:08回家做完作业再来吧 小屁孩
00:10:10不许笑话我哥哥
00:10:12哎
00:10:12舅舅 我能动手吗
00:10:15小强 冷静 这是你一哥自己的事情
00:10:19啊 嘿嘿 林先生 你没搞错吧 才训练了十五天就来玩
00:10:26我们这里可是职业俱乐部 只收万中无一的天才 不是托儿所
00:10:32小异 记住刚才笑你的家伙了吗
00:10:40他们几个年龄不大 跟你也差不了多少
00:10:42既然他们笑你 你就用实力让他们把笑逼回去
00:10:46嗯 呵呵 轻祝吧 嗯
00:10:51我提议 还是按照你们的规矩来
00:10:53但是 我外省 车轮占你们队里的每一个队伍
00:10:58这 队员们都在训练 没时间陪小孩胡闹
00:11:04哎 我不白来 凡是每赢我外省一个人头的 奖励一千块钱
00:11:10How much money?
00:11:12You're a thousand dollars.
00:11:13You're a thousand dollars.
00:11:15A thousand dollars?
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17Of course, it's true.
00:11:19But...
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00:11:33Look, I'm not going to die today.
00:11:35You're not going to die.
00:11:36What are you doing?
00:11:37I'm going to be a guy who will be a guy.
00:11:40You're not going to die.
00:11:42I'm going to let you know what's going on.
00:11:44Today I'm going to die.
00:11:45I'm going to die.
00:11:49Let's go.
00:11:49Let's go.
00:11:52Don't worry.
00:11:54Let them know what's going on.
00:11:56Let's go.
00:12:00Child的, now I'm all wrong.
00:12:02Why we'll bite out later.
00:12:04I will beat your whip.
00:12:06You're so blessed, not Pavono.
00:12:08Go Chaniceしましょう.
00:12:09Go Chanice activity.
00:12:10Go Chanice!
00:12:14Go Chanice.
00:12:16You are you taking part of your swing face?
00:12:19Move your head.
00:12:24Yes!
00:12:25Yeah!
00:12:28I'm dead!
00:12:29How can this be?
00:12:30Are you still alive?
00:12:31You're dead!
00:12:32You're dead!
00:12:33You're dead!
00:12:34You're so strong!
00:12:35You're dead!
00:12:37I'm the one for the first time!
00:12:39You're dead!
00:12:39You're dead!
00:12:41You're dead!
00:12:43Take your精神!
00:12:43Don't be scared!
00:12:45You're dead!
00:12:46You're dead!
00:12:47You're dead!
00:12:47Now I'm going to do the game!
00:12:49I'm going to do the game!
00:12:55You have slain an enemy!林先生
00:13:07,小玲可是我们清训队最强的选手你刚刚说的一个人头一千块你不会赖账吧
00:13:23?放心说话算话一分都少不了林先生大气我就是怕待会结果让你破费太多这面子过不去呀笑了等小夜火力全开希望你还能笑得出来
00:13:36小子看到没这才是我们清水队正常的水平啊你小子还差得远呢这家伙好臭屁啊一哥哥救寻他嗯Fert
00:13:40FloodDouble
00:13:41KillTriple KillWordra KillPentakill好耶
00:14:04五杀一表哥五杀了我那个东西真把青鞋帮人去发了有人有我三个功力啊这这不可能你这里赢了你输了你输了
00:14:27耶耶耶有耶这怎么可能我怎么可能会输给区区一个小鬼你肯定去开外挂我要求检查他的电脑哎秦主管这就是你们俱乐部的素质和规矩是吧打不过就污蔑别人开挂了你刚才不是笑的挺欢的吗现在怎么笑不出来了
00:14:44嚣张什么不敢让我们查可电视系里有鬼肯定是开挂了不然怎么可能打赢我我没有李先生对于作弊的行为我们俱乐部零容然保险你的外甥没有资格进入我们行啊你要是不相信你去查
00:15:13检查完了电脑没有任何问题不可能这怎么可能输赢靠的是天赋和努力而不是年纪和耍赖我不喝再来一把这把我要是再输我一个人都给你们一千块钱我都听舅舅的
00:15:42秦主管你的意思呢小灵是我们俱乐部的王牌她的话就是俱乐部的态度好那还就是按刚才说的一个人投一千块我们再来来兄弟们上兄弟们郭海部这怎么会简直脚本加油加油哇表哥超神啦
00:15:53小一阵超水平发挥了吧难道她进入了传说中的电子进气最强状态心流状态
00:16:22我没关系最痛温健康即大中法准备年人一丢三准备年人一丢三白一丢三写双三一丢三三一丢三一丢三一丢三一丢三一丢三二丢三一丢三一丢三一丢三一丢三一丢三一丢三二丢三
00:16:26任务完成 战役成功证明自己 获得奖励 天神战队俱乐部全部股份 总经理苏雅将马上与你交接
00:16:37请主管 算第一场总共加起来 140个人头 总共14万你是微信还是支付宝啊
00:16:47拿着
00:16:50你们不会想赖账吧
00:16:53什么14万 谁答应啊 有合同吗 有证据吗
00:16:58对啊 什么钱 我们在训练 没听到啊 凶风了吧 跑这碰瓷儿来了
00:17:05你们说话不算话 你们全都是话语
00:17:09就是 你们真可以说说起
00:17:12小孩 你懂什么 赶紧回家学习去吧
00:17:16请主管 这就是你们天神俱乐部所谓的王牌
00:17:19这就是你们的信用 信誉还有规矩
00:17:22林先生 请注意你的言辞
00:17:24情绪对内部的事宜 还轮不到你一个网红在这指手画脚
00:17:29我现在正式通知你 经过综合评估
00:17:34你的外省战役不符合我们俱乐部的录取标准
00:17:36请你们立刻离开 否则我只能叫保安了
00:17:39你 你们欺负人
00:17:41我再问一次 你确定我外省战役他没有资格加入你们天神俱乐部
00:17:49确定 当然确定了 不过嘛 我看你外省还是有点天赋
00:17:58签了这份特训合同 我们倒是可以培养一下嘛
00:18:07舅舅 我约金要十个月 他们这是卖神器啊
00:18:11要么钱 要么滚 没通过我们评估 别的俱乐部也不会收他的
00:18:19你
00:18:19我再问你最后一次啊 十四万给还是不给
00:18:23林业 别给你脸不要脸啊 一个小网红还真把自己当东西了
00:18:29我幕后的老板 动动手指就能让你在网上混不下去 还敢问我要钱呢
00:18:36好 希望你等一下不要后悔
00:18:40哎呀 不就是个小网红嘛 还真当自己是大人物啦
00:18:48你要是敢在网上造谣俱乐部 影响俱乐部的声誉
00:19:00我们老板随时都能封杀你老板
00:19:02你什么时候到的 对不起 我来晚了老板老板
00:19:08老板老板
00:19:09苏总
00:19:10你是不是搞错了呀 他不就是个小网红嘛 怎么会是咱们俱乐部的老板呢
00:19:15闭嘴 十分钟之前 李先生已经买下了我们俱乐部的全部五分 当然是我们的老板了
00:19:21你看看这个 苏总啊 我第一天来到我们俱乐部就发现这里的主管 战士七人 还发现所谓的王牌选手输不起就造谣别人开挂 这就是咱们俱乐部的风气
00:19:35对不起老板 是我管理不力 太明 你被开除了 法务部马上跟进 等着吃官司吧 还有你品行不端 立刻被清训队除名 封杀他的业内封杀通告 马上发出
00:19:50你处理得非常好 这是我外甥战役 以后他就是这个俱乐部的未来的核心 以后呢 我希望最顶级的资源优先向他进行老板放心
00:20:02我一定尽我所有的能力 让我们的小老板成为世界第一的电竞选手嗯 保镖林总
00:20:12林总 林总
00:20:14好了 欺负人的家伙已经走了 为了庆祝小姨的胜利 今天晚上就去决定 签字给大家下出好
00:20:29出发
00:20:30宝贝们 今天你们的二表哥 正义 表现得非常不错 值得表扬 让我们一起为他鼓掌欢呼好
00:20:48正义 朝自己的目标 又接近了一步 证明了他的实力
00:20:55在此呢 舅舅也希望你们每一个人都找到自己的爱好 和梦想舅舅
00:21:03谢谢你 从小到大 爸妈只关心我的 我的读书成绩从来不关心我是否开心
00:21:10快乐 只有舅舅问我开不开心 这是我想做自己想做的事哎呀 傻孩子 不要跟舅舅说这些
00:21:19舅舅 外公外婆 老实说 你不结婚 没孩子 以后 我来给舅舅养老舅舅
00:21:28我也要给你养老 我也要 我们也要给你养老 我们都要给你养老我们也要给舅舅养老
00:21:34舅舅 等你养老了 我们要像小时候 你牵着我们的手出去玩一样牵着你的手出去玩
00:21:48游遍舅舅想去的地方
00:21:49好 都是舅舅的 好宝贝哎呀
00:21:55好了 别哭了 男子和大丈夫坚强一点 别听哭唧唧的过来舅舅
00:22:03如果那天我身披红旗
00:22:04为国出战 你会为我感到骄傲吗当然了 如果你哪一天踏进了赛上 无论是在哪里比赛
00:22:13舅舅都会第一时间到达 比赛现场为你加油呐喊诸位拉钩拉钩上吊一百年不许变我们也有拉钩我们也有拉钩我们也有拉钩我们也有拉钩我们也有拉钩都有都有
00:22:30拉钩上吊都有啊
00:22:41一个一个来一个一个来来来来二表哥打游戏厉害得到了夸赛三表哥以后要为活争光
00:22:50大家都好厉害都能让舅舅骄傲我好像什么都做不好怎么样才能让舅舅也那样夸夸我呢舅舅
00:22:55我给你表演个节目表演好了你也要像表扬二哥
00:23:04三哥那样表扬我的对吧你小子现在不搞抽象了改成才艺表演吗行
00:23:10全体注意所有人漏洞观看小陈的表演快快快快快快
00:23:39来灯光顺音小时就位康辰开始你的表演谁是乃龙我才是乃龙我是乃龙我是乃龙我是乃龙我才是乃龙
00:23:52下次千万别跳了七姐啊真不是我带不动这孩子太抽象了那个小陈啊你以后被
00:23:59检测到唐城完成一次抽象表演获得奖励千万豪车五辆
00:24:03触发新任务带外生们体验野外露营
00:24:08获得奖励度赢度假村一座搞抽象居然还能有奖励
00:24:36小陈真是外圣里面的一股轻流小陈你跳得非常好以后呢一定要多跳舅舅看好你喂李亚明天我公司要去度假村团见你要不要带外圣们一起来我有点想他们了玩鱼姐姐我们也想去露营我想钓鱼
00:25:02这不是正好呃那我的侄子侄女们竟然想见你那我们明天见好明天见玩鱼送给你的这次团见我准备了很多有趣的活动保证你喜欢又喝陈总监转杯够充分的呀谢谢这会儿我不要陈总监还是把精力放在活动团见上玩鱼别啊这么多人看着呢
00:25:29好好好好好毕业玩鱼你来了送你一个礼物哇真可爱叔叔雅雅他们怎么没来他们他们在路上快到了等会儿自由活动我找你们一起玩好啊玩鱼别被这个叫鱼雅的小骗了他开的这个破车
00:25:54根本就不是什么失业有成的有钱人我有证据哇你为什么还挺可爱的失败了不好意思我拿错了看到了吗灵异就是一个靠着外申炒作的小网红看看吧这才叫实力你一辈子都摸不到我们的方向吧
00:26:23哇这车都有五十多万吧太帅了厉害啊陈总监这车得我们几年公司了这才是硬实力啊喂我到门口了你们快把车开进来吧我受不了了快点玩鱼啊小孩子们马上就到了车呢会有点多到时候帮我们一起找几个停车位呗好那个停车场是不是在
00:26:49嗯多扯那两个位置停不下呢这边能停散吗能停一群小屁孩坐个车能有多少顶多一辆破中巴而已随便找个小路停一下公主请下车都过来
00:26:50Hua Claus既然会有了齐姐姐Hua姐姐婉嫡姐姐孩子们婉依姐姐今天要跟我们一起露营搞不高兴高兴我的天啊勞斯莱斯惠影车队當保姆车这场面也太恐怖了吗这些车第一看就是租了的头车还是全球限量款这王爷根本不是有钱的买到的是身份的象征这是人
00:26:53Well, you are welcome.
00:26:55Well, we are welcome.
00:26:56We are welcome to our showroom.
00:26:59Are you happy?
00:27:00Happy!
00:27:01I am happy to meet you.
00:27:05This is the showroom.
00:27:06You are too scary.
00:27:08You are looking for a car.
00:27:10The car is still in the same place.
00:27:12This is the name of the car.
00:27:14It's the name of the car.
00:27:18This car is a car.
00:27:20It's all over the world.
00:27:22I will be able to get more travel.
00:27:22I will not be able to do this for the first time.
00:27:23I will have the opportunity to drive the road.
00:27:26The road will be able to drive the road.
00:27:31The future will help you to join this next time.
00:27:33You may not have enough time to get ready.
00:27:37I have not prepared anything.
00:27:38Only if I have been ready for my time to prepare.
00:27:39I am not prepared for this time.
00:27:42I am looking forward to this time.
00:27:45I am not prepared for the water and water.
00:27:48I am ready for a lot of food and milk.
00:27:50保证你这次旅行安全和舒适
00:27:53不像某些人
00:27:54装大一把狼
00:27:56带这么多人过来
00:27:57却什么都没出来
00:27:58你是想要他们跟你露宿荒野吗
00:28:00怎么办呀
00:28:02就算露宿荒野
00:28:03何也愿意啊
00:28:04荒野好了
00:28:06如然约泰山
00:28:10小孩
00:28:12我这次准备了很多的零食
00:28:14想不想吃
00:28:15想吃的话
00:28:16让你救救求我
00:28:17求求我这愿意
00:28:18我们才不要你的东西
00:28:20我才不吃你的东西呢
00:28:21我舅舅肯定早就准备了更好的东西了
00:28:24没错
00:28:27林先生你好
00:28:28我是杜甲村总经理琳达
00:28:30根据您心情的指示
00:28:32所谓的顶级设备
00:28:33还有专业的录音设备
00:28:34都以准备就续
00:28:42我们专业团队会协助您和孩子们
00:28:43共同搭建帐篷
00:28:44确保您的体验完美
00:28:46另外
00:28:52我们还为您准备了最顶级的烤肉圣宴
00:28:53还有鲜果
00:28:54随时为您服务
00:28:57Let's go!
00:28:58Are you ready?
00:28:59Yes!
00:29:01Let's go!
00:29:01Let's go!
00:29:02Let's go!
00:29:03Let's go!
00:29:13Let's go!
00:29:15Let's go!
00:29:18Let's go!
00:29:19Okay!
00:29:21Let's go!
00:29:24Let's go!
00:29:26Let's go!
00:29:26Let's go!
00:29:31Hello!
00:29:33You're a fish!
00:29:36Why do you have so many children?
00:29:39That's what I want!
00:29:41How did you catch fish?
00:29:42Do you have enough fish?
00:29:43You can't catch fish!
00:29:46Yes!
00:29:50Let's go!
00:29:52Let's go!
00:29:52Let's go!
00:29:53Let's go!
00:29:55Let's go!
00:29:59Let's go!
00:30:00Let's go!
00:30:00Let's go!
00:30:01Let's go!
00:30:01Do you know how dangerous?
00:30:02More more than nests!
00:30:03It's a very cool job.
00:30:05What's that?
00:30:07You're just going to be able to get your father together?
00:30:09Let's go to the beach and go fishing.
00:30:13You're a good guy.
00:30:14It's a long time to catch a fishing fishing boat.
00:30:18You're a good guy.
00:30:19You're a good guy.
00:30:20You're going to come here.
00:30:24If you're a good guy,
00:30:26you're going to throw the fish up.
00:30:28I'm not going to throw you away.
00:30:54Oh小伙子邪了门了往常的时候我都钓了好几条了哈哈哈钓鱼老子沉默这样是没笼不快把同学喊来她适合当幽儿这条我怎么还没钓上鱼啊我想吃烤鱼想吃鱼去找老莫吧
00:30:55Is this no fish?
00:30:57You are a slow skill, you have to be careful.
00:31:01You have to be careful.
00:31:04Hey, don't you have to be careful?
00:31:09Come here.
00:31:10Don't touch the water.
00:31:11Let's go to the water.
00:31:15Come here.
00:31:16Come here.
00:31:19It's not so close to the water.
00:31:22Let's go.
00:31:22Let's hunt a hungry train
00:31:31You跨 about a better
00:31:36What's that
00:31:39Hell arepose
00:31:41Hell work
00:31:45You've got lizard
00:31:46What the hell
00:31:49How do you think so
00:31:50Like on the moon
00:31:52十二楼不是吹的
00:31:53鱿鱼老天塌了
00:31:55好多鱼
00:31:56舅舅快叫
00:31:57这么多鱼
00:32:00你这运气也太好了
00:32:01你不会是先天锦里圣体吧
00:32:05这是我和妹妹喊上来的哟
00:32:07厉害吧
00:32:08厉害
00:32:08特别厉害
00:32:09今天晚上舅舅就给你们露鱼什么
00:32:11烤鱼管够
00:32:13舅舅快追
00:32:14滚菜
00:32:16来喽
00:32:17鱼来喽
00:32:19烤鱼来喽
00:32:20快快快
00:32:21来一个
00:32:23来 尝尝
00:32:26都拿上
00:32:28来 鲼
00:32:29尝尝怎么样
00:32:29来
00:32:31快 都拿上
00:32:35海苏鱼那太好吃了
00:32:36你怎么还有这种手艺
00:32:39天天给这帮挑食的小家伙们做饭
00:32:41手艺自然就练出来
00:32:46好吃吗
00:32:46好吃
00:32:47好吃
00:32:48好吃
00:32:49好吃啊
00:32:49嗯
00:32:50舅舅
00:32:51我还要吃
00:32:52好
00:32:52舅舅再给你做啊
00:32:53好了
00:32:54你们快吃
00:32:55喝挣钱
00:32:56喝带孩子
00:32:57连做饭都这么好吃
00:32:59连鱼
00:32:59你身上到底还藏着多少惊喜
00:33:02越来越让人觉得可靠
00:33:08妈妈
00:33:09又好有
00:33:09那个鱼好像
00:33:10我也想吃
00:33:12你也想吃呀
00:33:14妈妈带你去问我叔叔
00:33:15说都过来了
00:33:18都过来了
00:33:19不好 你好
00:33:20能卖我们一条鱼吗
00:33:22孩子呀
00:33:22实在馋得不行了 哎呀实在不好意思啊
00:33:25我外食太多了
00:33:26还不够五 我们吃呢
00:33:27哎呀 哎呀 我要吃
00:33:29我要吃
00:33:30Oh my god.
00:33:37I'm going to stand up.
00:33:38I'm afraid of the school.
00:33:39Oh my god.
00:33:40Oh my god.
00:33:46Oh my god.
00:33:48Where are you going?
00:33:49I'm not going to go.
00:33:51Let's go.
00:33:52Let's go.
00:33:54Let's go.
00:34:07Hey!唐晨呢?
00:34:09She's a little bit old.
00:34:11She's back to that. She's
00:34:13back to you. It's
00:34:17good. Can I get a
00:34:18little to my mom?
00:34:19Wait. I'll go where I'll go.
00:34:21I'll
00:34:21go there. Okay. What's going
00:34:27on?
00:34:32You居然把舅舅烤的鱼给喂你吃臭甜嫂
00:34:34The wise witch will let
00:34:35you stand up Oh Oh 发布新任务
00:34:39帮助唐晨改变人生方向
00:34:41奖励技能满击歌喉
00:34:43好了 叔叔你先去吃鱼啊
00:34:46小晨啊 你跟舅说 是不是那小女孩
00:34:50让你过来给她拿鱼吃 不是 是我自己想拿烤鱼给星星吃的
00:34:58That you take her to come here, okay?
00:35:01Let's go to this place.
00:35:03Let's go.
00:35:05Let's go.
00:35:06Let's go.
00:35:07I don't want to go.
00:35:09I want to go with my mom.
00:35:16I want to go with my mom.
00:35:18She said she wants to go with my mom.
00:35:20She doesn't want to go.
00:35:26I want to go.
00:35:27erer that doesn't matter.
00:35:28Hey!
00:35:28Come on.
00:35:30Boots?
00:35:31I don't wantdy to go with my mom.
00:35:33I don't want you to go with 50,000 kg or $11 the Stitch?
00:35:36People wanted you to come from there.
00:35:37If I wear it all right, then go full cuanto speak.
00:35:41Right.
00:35:42Come on.
00:35:43They're simply not me to say to you.
00:35:47Honestly, we needิ Through the love.
00:35:51You can't eat your stomach.
00:35:54Let me eat your stomach.
00:35:56That... that I can't eat it for you.
00:35:59No, it's not.
00:36:01But...
00:36:02It's not good.
00:36:04It's not good.
00:36:05It's not good.
00:36:07But...
00:36:08If you don't eat it for yourself,
00:36:09you won't eat it for others.
00:36:10You won't eat it for others.
00:36:12You won't eat it for me.
00:36:13You won't eat it for me.
00:36:14I hope you can grow up after you can become a man.
00:36:21If you don't have a child,
00:36:23you won't be able to eat it for you.
00:36:24You already know it.
00:36:24If you are a child,
00:36:25You ABOUT nakedness.
00:36:29If you are too tall,
00:36:34If you want to know and see it for yourself
00:36:38you're really good.
00:36:40You want to love it for yourself.
00:36:41His love?
00:36:42You love it for yourself.
00:36:44It's true.
00:36:45It's so important.
00:36:45It's unlike,
00:36:46it just depends on your right любви.
00:36:51It means more.
00:36:53I don't know if I love you.
00:36:54If you're the whole world,
00:36:56I don't know if you love me.
00:36:59Then I'll be with you one day.
00:37:05I'll be back home.
00:37:07Help me to change your life.
00:37:10You can get the獎金.
00:37:13You can get the獎金.
00:37:14You can get the獎金.
00:37:15You can get the獎金.
00:37:20Then I will play the獎金.
00:37:21Come here.
00:37:24Let's go!
00:37:26Let's go!
00:37:28Let's go!
00:37:30Let's go!
00:37:31Come here!
00:37:37I have to go!
00:37:41I won!
00:37:43I'm so good!
00:37:46This is not true.
00:37:47我不 bit wedding
00:37:48我要驗牌
00:37:49Wobw
00:37:50ick up
00:37:56鈴垃亚声分
00:37:57太好了
00:37:57这先天錦礼是
00:37:59三条という三条 clay
00:38:01在于三条金
00:38:03百年一遇
00:38:04鈴垃亚鸿enn
00:38:05田现花
00:38:08还是大冒险
00:38:10那我就
00:38:12大冒险
00:38:13那 manageable
00:38:14だ否
00:38:14亲一
00:38:14home 宝
00:38:15I thought I'd love you!
00:38:20Because I thought you were just doing that for a little bit!
00:38:25You should not do it!
00:38:30You should try it with one another.
00:38:31Then your brother would sing the song in your name for the lyräng dance.
00:38:34Your brother would come to the song!
00:38:35You should tell the song.
00:38:36I'll do it with you to sing my country all the way!
00:38:40包送給大家啊
00:38:48throw給大家來一首支舞希望大家在未來人生道路上一世不絕
00:39:07opt真會唱主播你是被救救失業
00:39:08de歌手嗎
00:39:10We'll get to the stage.
00:39:12We'll get to the stage.
00:39:13F.O.O.
00:39:14We'll get to the stage.
00:39:16Once again, there will be an opportunity.
00:39:18We have fun.
00:39:21You pull up the stage.
00:39:25I'll just take it off.
00:39:34I'll try again.
00:39:36哎
00:39:38哎
00:39:52舅舅
00:39:54舅舅
00:39:57把鱼和妹妹抓到了大鱼
00:39:59舅舅烤的鱼是全世界最好吃的
00:40:01晚上舅舅唱歌给我们听
00:40:02超级好奇 今天超级开心
00:40:05舅舅是全世界最好的舅舅
00:40:10来来来 煎蛋来了
00:40:12最后一盘 谁还要
00:40:15舅舅 我要
00:40:16来
00:40:17舅舅 你做的走餐天下地也好吃
00:40:21那当然了 舅舅再亏待谁
00:40:25也不能亏待了你们这帮小宝贝啊
00:40:29哎呦 你也来岔岗了
00:40:32快快快
00:40:34来 叫外公
00:40:38外公好
00:40:41乖孙怎么好
00:40:43小宝啊 把脸凑近点 让外公看看
00:40:47是不是又熬夜打游戏了
00:40:49没有 我昨天十点就睡了 舅舅看着呢
00:40:53外公看我 我学会弹新曲子啦
00:40:57还有我 还有我
00:41:02都是好孩子呀
00:41:05小宝啊
00:41:07你是不是又玩疯了呀
00:41:08这都快过年了
00:41:10还不赶快带我孙子们回家
00:41:13得嘞
00:41:14你放心吧 年前绝对全员到位
00:41:16挂了
00:41:21孩子们
00:41:22都听到外公讲的话了吧
00:41:24今年想不想回老家过年呀
00:41:27想
00:41:29我要放烟花 还有炸大红的狗盆
00:41:34我想要红包买新娃娃
00:41:34好的
00:41:36我要给外公算今年的收支出
00:41:39给他做一份科学的家庭支出报表
00:41:41好
00:41:42舅舅 我要带婉莺姐姐一起去
00:41:48我还没有跟她一起去逛过商场呢
00:41:49对呀 婉鱼毕竟是个女孩
00:41:52婉鱼的眼光肯定比我好
00:41:54叫她来帮我策忙策忙
00:41:57你这个提议很不错呀
00:41:59我现在就给婉鱼姐姐发消息啊
00:42:10看见了啊
00:42:11婉鱼姐姐同意了
00:42:14那我们现在就去商场里面买衣服
00:42:16买完新衣服以后
00:42:17我们就回老家过年
00:42:19好
00:42:21好 出发
00:42:22走
00:42:25走
00:42:27走
00:42:27走
00:42:29想要什么就随便挑啊
00:42:30就今天给你们买单
00:42:32这是金童玉女吧
00:42:33带这么多孩子啊
00:42:35肯定是一家人
00:42:36天哪
00:42:37来大客户了
00:42:40先生女士你们好
00:42:41你们是要给孩子看衣服呢
00:42:43还是给你们自己看衣服
00:42:45我给我这些孩子们买衣服
00:42:47好的先生
00:42:48那你是要给哪位小帅哥
00:42:50或者哪位小美女看呢
00:42:52我们可以重点推荐
00:42:52哪一位嘛
00:42:54她们全都要
00:42:57全买
00:42:58全买
00:42:58天哪
00:42:59我真要发财了
00:43:01中午忘记吃饭了
00:43:03没想到这还有个馅儿饼帮我脱上
00:43:04我也要跳
00:43:05吃饭
00:43:05吃饭
00:43:06吃饭
00:43:21吃饭
00:43:22什么时候不是因为有事主动约我
00:43:25什么呀
00:43:26这次不就是主动约你们
00:43:30天哪
00:43:31你就是那个最近爆火的
00:43:34先天十六个外甥的神豪舅舅
00:43:36我有这么出名吗
00:43:39舅舅我是你粉丝
00:43:41舅舅能不能给我签个名
00:43:46然后顺便让你的宝贝们能不能跟我合个影呢
00:43:47这样吧
00:43:49我们先买衣服
00:43:50买完衣服
00:43:50给你送一口
00:43:52等着十六个先天圣体外甥
00:43:54将来成了商业巨鳄
00:43:56念经大神全王冠军
00:43:58这本签名字就是蠢家宝了
00:44:00好的舅舅
00:44:03那你对小宝贝们的新年衣服有什么要求吗
00:44:05具体要求嘛
00:44:06新年嘛
00:44:09就得穿新衣 红红火火过新年
00:44:10对对对
00:44:12这件
00:44:14国风盘扣
00:44:15还带吉利刺绣
00:44:17玉雅
00:44:17不错
00:44:18这件
00:44:19丝绒得显贵气
00:44:20对
00:44:21还有这件
00:44:23好看吗
00:44:26好舅妈眼光真好
00:44:27这都是我们的大热款
00:44:29孩子们喜不喜欢 喜欢 好好好
00:44:33每一个人来三套
00:44:35看着搭配
00:44:36三套
00:44:36这么多孩子 十六个小孩
00:44:39三成十六十
00:44:40天呐
00:44:40真大发了
00:44:41谢谢
00:44:42好了
00:44:43赶紧刷卡
00:44:44然后这些衣服能不能直接寄到家
00:44:47可以的舅舅
00:44:48你的消费已经达到我们店里黑机会员的标准
00:44:51我们这个送货上门是最基本的权益
00:44:53我现在立马去给你办手续
00:44:55好去吧
00:45:00碗鱼
00:45:03你怎么不接我电话
00:45:05哦
00:45:06忘了
00:45:06你怎么跟到这儿来了
00:45:10这不是快过年了吗
00:45:11向着送一件新衣服
00:45:13哎
00:45:14干什么呢
00:45:19陈元昊
00:45:20我说了我不需要
00:45:21经理自重
00:45:23完了
00:45:24林依不会误会
00:45:25我和陈元昊有关系吧
00:45:27不可能
00:45:29你不要的话
00:45:30怎么可能在这里
00:45:31我
00:45:34我当然是跟林依一起来
00:45:35和牙的他们买衣服
00:45:37这么多
00:45:39你搞批方案
00:45:41怎么
00:45:42这很正常好吗
00:45:43我那么多外甥
00:45:45我给他们买点衣服怎么办
00:45:47这可是奢侈品牌
00:45:49你在这买童装
00:45:50不是冤大头是什么呀
00:45:51这对于我来说还好
00:45:54这你就不懂了吧
00:45:55这里
00:45:57一件衣服
00:45:58可就五千块钱
00:45:59不过还好
00:46:01我是这里的
00:46:02白鲜褲鱼
00:46:04这张卡里
00:46:06还有几十万魔洞
00:46:07今天看在婉鱼的面子上
00:46:09我就帮你了
00:46:10别在你外甥面前丢领
00:46:13幸好昨晚看到我
00:46:15网上的泡泥宝铁
00:46:16在亲爱的女人面前
00:46:18震现财力与大方
00:46:20婉鱼现在
00:46:21肯定被我这该死的那里
00:46:23蒸肥了
00:46:24暗鱼
00:46:26你也去挑一件
00:46:28借我上手
00:46:28其实我已经付过了
00:46:31嗯
00:46:32你跟我客气什么
00:46:33拿着吧
00:46:35林先生
00:46:36你一共消费四十八万八千
00:46:38这是你的黑金会员
00:46:43哦 黑金啊
00:46:45害羞
00:46:46你 你买童装
00:46:48花了四十八万八
00:46:49有问题吗
00:46:50其实我刚刚就想告诉你
00:46:52我说我都买过了
00:46:53谢谢你的好意
00:46:54下次再
00:46:55用你的
00:46:56哦
00:46:58我想起来了
00:46:59我二大爷今天二婚
00:47:00我还有事
00:47:01我先走了
00:47:02哦
00:47:03爷爷保到位了
00:47:03恭喜恭喜
00:47:04恭喜
00:47:04恭喜 恭喜
00:47:04厉害厉害厉害
00:47:06这不傻的吗
00:47:07哦
00:47:08对了 婉鱼
00:47:11你不是也得挑一套新衣服吗
00:47:13不用啊
00:47:14这衣服太贵了
00:47:15我不用穿那么贵的
00:47:16哎呦 过年了
00:47:17能更得给你买
00:47:17站吧
00:47:18你去挑吧
00:47:19带这位女士去挑一套衣服
00:47:21一定要最适合最漂亮的
00:47:23他竟然对我这么大方
00:47:25一点不需给做强
00:47:26和那些科业炫耀的男人完全不一样
00:47:28好的女士这边请
00:47:32好的女士这边请
00:47:33我拿这一个
00:47:34我拿这一个
00:47:35这个好看
00:47:36这个好看
00:47:39这个好看
00:47:40我拿这一个
00:47:41这个好看
00:47:43这个衣服都好了
00:47:45好
00:47:46好
00:47:46都快去试试看合不合身
00:47:48去吧
00:47:48好
00:47:53救救
00:47:54救救
00:47:55这个好衣服啊
00:47:57好衣服啊
00:47:59好看
00:48:01好看
00:48:01救救快看
00:48:02衣服上有好多小珍珠
00:48:04我这个衣服打架也不容易破
00:48:07好
00:48:08你们现在就是权利下最好看
00:48:10又最帅气的小公主和小王子了
00:48:12来
00:48:13现在把衣服全部脱下来
00:48:14交给服务员姐姐打包好
00:48:15我们一起去看万鱼姐姐
00:48:18好
00:48:18去吧
00:48:19去吧
00:48:20来
00:48:36来
00:48:38Lillie, what do you think of this one?
00:48:45Lillie, what do you think of this one?
00:48:51It doesn't look like this one.
00:48:53It doesn't look like this one.
00:48:55It looks like this one.
00:48:57It looks like you.
00:49:00It's like the queen.
00:49:05Lillie, what do you think of this one?
00:49:07She can't be a girl.
00:49:11Lillie, what do you think of this one?
00:49:19Your sister is so beautiful.
00:49:23She can't be a girl.
00:49:25She's like a girl.
00:49:27She's like a girl.
00:49:54Lillie,
00:49:56I have to go to the bank.
00:49:57I will go out to the bank.
00:49:58I will ask you to buy some year's money.
00:50:01We'll come to the market.
00:50:03I'll go to the bank.
00:50:05I'll ask you to listen to my wife.
00:50:08Okay.
00:50:09I'll go back to the bank.
00:50:14Okay, little baby.
00:50:16We'll go to the bank.
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:20Wait.
00:50:21Do you like my wife?
00:50:23I'll go back to the bank.
00:50:25It's so clear.
00:50:27I can't even see the kids.
00:50:30I like it.
00:50:32But you're so handsome.
00:50:34She seems like she doesn't like me.
00:50:36My wife, you're wrong.
00:50:39According to my view,
00:50:40her eyes are different.
00:50:44Her eyes are different.
00:50:44It's the same.
00:50:46It's the same.
00:50:48Yeah.
00:50:49she's not too shy.
00:50:51She's not too shy.
00:50:53She's not too shy.
00:50:55She's going to go back to the bank.
00:50:59She's going to go back to the bank.
00:51:09I'll go back to the bank.
00:51:13What's she doing?
00:51:15Oh my god.
00:51:22Yaya,叔叔
00:51:23,姐姐
00:51:25,真的可以和你们一起回老家过年吗
00:51:26?当然可以啦
00:51:31,等猪猪来了我们就告诉他一声舅舅最好啦
00:51:42,舅舅一定会同意的久等了舅舅看我们买个金币巧克力
00:51:48真是金子啊我挑了一副比你很好的对脸好
00:51:50,鸳鱼
00:51:53,辛苦你了帮我带他们应该挺吵的吧都没有啦
00:51:54,他们很乖舅舅
00:52:00,我们能邀请鸳鱼姐姐和我们一起回老家过年吗
00:52:02?对呀舅舅,鸳鱼姐姐一个人过年好孤独呀大家一起过年才热闹呀那鸳鱼
00:52:10,你的意思呢?你愿意和我们一起回去过年吗?
00:52:14呃,呃
00:52:15,如果不打扰的话
00:52:18,我很愿意不打扰
00:52:20,不打扰
00:52:20,那就这么决定了
00:52:21,我们回去收尾行李
00:52:25,我们直接回家过年走吧走
00:52:26,回家过年了
00:52:30哎呀,哇
00:52:38,呦
00:52:39,呦
00:52:43,林强回来了
00:52:45,哎,这车真气派
00:52:47,发财了呀,
00:52:49嘿,哈哈水啊
00:52:50,也就是啊
00:52:51,在外面开了个短视频公司
00:52:53,一年下来辛苦点,也就这么几百万吧
00:52:55,啊,几百万
00:52:56?啊,
00:52:58哎,老林
00:53:01,哎,你家林强冲起来的
00:53:03,嘿嘿嘿嘿
00:53:05,还行,还行啊,就那样
00:53:08,就那样,哎
00:53:11,我记着那个林毅和林强同岁吧
00:53:12,啊,听说他在城里
00:53:15,一直没啥正经工作,
00:53:17哎,跟那林强比差远了
00:53:22,哎,哎,不会今年又是赚不到钱
00:53:26,躲到城里
00:53:27,不回家吧
00:53:28,嗯,哎,哎,这啥车呀
00:53:39,比林强这奔驰还大一些呢
00:53:41,哎呀,这看着更唬人
00:53:43,呀
00:53:44,这
00:53:45,这是老自莱斯啊,
00:53:46我在网上见过,这最起码的
00:53:49,也得上千万,啊
00:53:51,上千万,够在城里边
00:53:53,买十套八道房啊
00:53:55,嗯,妈呀
00:53:57,哎,这得啥几倍的大人物来咱村的呀
00:54:01,哎,那肯定啊,就这车
00:54:04,那不是有钱就能坐的
00:54:05,各位叔叔啊
00:54:06,咱们啊
00:54:07,多注意点,千万不能啊,冲撞了贵人
00:54:09,啊
00:54:10,好好好,哎呀,
00:54:20好,林异
00:54:23,林异
00:54:24,林异
00:54:27,真是林异
00:54:28,她这发财了呀
00:54:31,啊,啊,啊,
00:54:33不是,呃
00:54:36,啊,外公
00:54:39,还回来了
00:54:40,好好好
00:54:43,都好,都好
00:54:44,快各各各
00:54:52,小悠啊
00:54:53,这个车真是你的
00:54:57,弹部工具而已
00:54:58,弹部工具,
00:55:01李懿,你可真有出息了
00:55:04爸,这是给你带的礼物
00:55:09你这个孩子
00:55:11收着
00:55:12过年呢
00:55:19一去没有见过世面的头脑吗
00:55:21对对对,我差点忘了
00:55:25我儿子林强也给我带礼物了
00:55:31听说这烟可不一般
00:55:35这可不稳钱
00:55:36你看林强,真是孝顺
00:55:43这下可把林异比下去了
00:55:49我舅舅买的,才是最好的
00:55:51小孩子知道什么
00:55:53来来来,老二,快打开看看
00:55:56是吧,你快打开看看
00:55:59好啊,让他们开开眼
00:56:01哈哈哈
00:56:07看看
00:56:11居然是滑的个毛子
00:56:16这比熊猫和五两夜,当次要高一大截呢
00:56:19哎
00:56:19来
00:56:23你个 败家孩子
00:56:26不是 卖这么贵东西干嘛
00:56:30你就不能像你堂哥一样
00:56:32第一个档次就不行吗
00:56:34没文化
00:56:37真可怕
00:56:40爸 过年了嘛
00:56:43就稍微花点钱
00:56:45有钱又怎么样
00:56:47连个媳妇都没有
00:56:48现在还是光棍
00:56:50将来
00:56:53连个摔盆的人都没有
00:56:54这老年
00:56:56爸
00:56:58忘了给你介绍了
00:57:00这是我的好朋友
00:57:02万鱼
00:57:06呦
00:57:08这姑娘长得
00:57:09跟个电影明星似的
00:57:14她
00:57:15是谁啊
00:57:17这是我朋友
00:57:19舅妈
00:57:19她是我们舅妈
00:57:24哎呦
00:57:25林义轩有这么漂亮的女朋友
00:57:27朱夏
00:57:28您瞧
00:57:29彻底都没脸了
00:57:30车车比不上
00:57:32这对象啊
00:57:33也被甩到十八条街了
00:57:36哎
00:57:38走了走了
00:57:41爸
00:57:43大伯他们怎么走了
00:57:44帮李他们
00:57:46小艺
00:57:48你给我说句老实话
00:57:53这姑娘是不是你女朋友
00:57:56哎呀
00:57:57你别听孩子们瞎说
00:57:59爸
00:58:00根本就不是那个情况
00:58:01这个
00:58:02碗鱼呢
00:58:03她就是我的朋友
00:58:04只是她今年恰巧一个人过年
00:58:06我就说把她带回来
00:58:08一起热闹
00:58:09行啦
00:58:10我懂
00:58:13那普通朋友能带回家过年
00:58:15不是你像不像一样的
00:58:16好好
00:58:17回去再说
00:58:18回去再说
00:58:18你妈还在家盼着呢
00:58:20好
00:58:21走
00:58:22快走
00:58:23走
00:58:23走
00:58:24走
00:58:24走
00:58:25走
00:58:25走
00:58:25走
00:58:25走
00:58:31走
00:58:32走
00:58:33走
00:58:34打扰了 叔叔
00:58:36不打扰
00:58:37我跟你说
00:58:39你就把这当自己家
00:58:40千万别客气
00:58:41吃糖
00:58:42好
00:58:45碗鱼啊
00:58:46你今年几岁了
00:58:48你父母是干什么的
00:58:50你怎么跟小艺认识的
00:58:55爸
00:58:56你干什么
00:58:58人家碗鱼第一次来咱们家
00:59:00你整的个什么
00:59:14你好玩笑那我再问最后一句你问碗鱼
00:59:21你是什么星座我们家小艺是射手子
00:59:47我从视频上发到说那个白羊座和射手子是最配的外公你还懂星座那可不是手机上啥都有舅妈你是什么星座我是白羊座这么巧
01:00:15舅舅舅舅舅舅舅舅在一起在一起在一起我带碗鱼出去转一下熟悉小环境姐姐们你们不是在欧洲旅行吗
01:00:44妈妈小陈有没有乖乖听舅舅的话嗯小强小艺想不想妈妈不想不想妈妈人家好想你呀看看人家再看看你们你们两个小没良心的气死老娘了妈妈我给你表演个才艺快得你给我住手
01:01:13妈妈你和一点都不温柔比起舅妈差远了什么舅妈乔姨你有女朋友了姐姐们听我解释啊我不是你叫什么名字呀你叫几个人啊你属什么呢他有没有欺负你什么时候订婚呀你们什么时候结婚是S交往多久了你有沒有欺负你
01:01:38啊好了好了那个姐姐们你们周车楼一定很辛苦要不先回房间休息一下你们要干什么你干什么小艺这段时间麻烦你照顾他们了啊这是我应该做的
01:01:54行她林奕苏晨她才十六岁你居然敢把一百万交给她操作还把全部赚家给她理财你胆肥了
01:01:55refers
01:02:02to行我错了林奕平常看起来天不怕地不怕没想到竟然这么怕姐姐
01:02:04You can't hear me!
01:02:06No!
01:02:06Hear me!
01:02:07Hear me!
01:02:08Hear me!
01:02:13Now, I have a talent for you!
01:02:15It's just that I made my name for you for the money I made for you!
01:02:19But it's okay!
01:02:21I can't tell you that I did!
01:02:24Hey, I'll take your phone number!
01:02:29Let's see!
01:02:33He's a month, he's not so much.
01:02:35You really can't pay.
01:02:37He's $16.
01:02:38I don't want to pay.
01:02:39This $100,000 is just a mistake.
01:02:43He's always going to deal with some things.
01:02:45He's still young.
01:02:47He's still young.
01:02:47You're like you were holding the name of the estate.
01:02:50You should buy all the money for me.
01:02:52I will not pay for money.
01:02:55I'm not afraid to pay money.
01:02:57I'm afraid he will go on the way.
01:02:59I'm not sure if you give me a call.
01:03:01If you give me a call, even if I walk in the same way, I will pull him back.
01:03:06I'll be willing to help you.
01:03:09I'll be willing to help you.
01:03:09I'll be willing to help you.
01:03:10My sister said that he thinks that he's good.
01:03:14She decided to send him to the army.
01:03:16What?
01:03:20Although his strength is able to be able to reach the army,
01:03:23but his dream is to enter the army?
01:03:25It's not such a case.
01:03:26We as a family, we should respect our children's choice.
01:03:31But our parents are always looking for their children.
01:03:34I know you're thinking about how to deal with our parents.
01:03:38You're thinking about how to deal with our parents.
01:03:38You're thinking about how to deal with our parents.
01:03:42But if you want to make our parents' lives,
01:03:45and make our parents' choice,
01:03:47and make our parents' choice,
01:03:49they really will be happy?
01:03:51Well, our parents,
01:03:52I will respect our parents' ideas.
01:03:54I will tell you about how to deal with our parents.
01:03:56I will tell you about how to deal with our parents.
01:03:58I'm not going to force them to go.
01:04:02Thank you so much.
01:04:03Thank you so much.
01:04:05You've succeeded to forgive our parents.
01:04:07If we don't have any other parents,
01:04:09we can teach them to help their parents.
01:04:11Let them help their parents.
01:04:15Three.
01:04:16Seven.
01:04:17If you believe me,
01:04:18we can help our parents.
01:04:22I love you.
01:04:23You weakening your parents.
01:04:24We will always give us a love for you.
01:04:27You're angry.
01:04:31You really,
01:04:32you love me.
01:04:33You're happy to get them with me.
01:04:33You're happy.
01:04:34I will be able to lead to these children
01:04:37Let them find out their life in their life
01:04:40Let them be able to show their life in their life
01:04:43I won't expect them to earn a lot of money
01:04:46To become a big part of the big one
01:04:47I just hope they will be able to grow their life in their life
01:04:51And experience them想要的人生
01:04:52Um
01:04:54I don't know
01:04:55I don't know
01:04:57I don't know
01:04:58I don't know
01:05:00I don't know
01:05:01I don't know
01:05:02I don't know
01:05:02I don't know
01:05:02I don't know
01:05:03I don't know
01:05:04When I got older
01:05:04You told me
01:05:08I had to do something
01:05:09This is how it works
01:05:13How can I work this out?
01:05:16You know
01:05:17Your cousin
01:05:19Is there one
01:05:21Most of us
01:05:22We have power and love
01:05:22This is
01:05:24It is
01:05:26But
01:05:26It is
01:05:27But
01:05:30That's
01:05:31Oh my god, you're so cold.
01:05:37No, I just feel like it's cold.
01:05:40There are a lot of eyes on my face.
01:05:50What are you doing?
01:05:53What are you doing?
01:05:56There's a spider.
01:05:58It's a spider.
01:06:01What are you doing?
01:06:03I'm sorry.
01:06:07I'm sorry.
01:06:09What are you doing?
01:06:09I'm fine.
01:06:13I'm fine.
01:06:17I'm fine.
01:06:18I'm fine.
01:06:18I'm fine.
01:06:19I'm fine.
01:06:20How did you find your body so good?
01:06:22What are you doing?
01:06:34My mouth.
01:06:39My mouth.
01:06:40I'm fine.
01:06:44My mouth.
01:06:45There's one.
01:06:45There's one.
01:06:46My mouth.
01:06:51舅舅 你昨天说好 吃完早餐要带我们去买烟花鞭炮的 不能说话不算数
01:06:58吃完早饭我们就去 好吧 除夕那天刚好是叔叔和雅雅生日 正好也给他们买个蛋糕
01:07:05舅舅 我爱你 我要买全村最大的烟花
01:07:15今天过年 尽管玩 想要什么随便 就这
01:07:20全包
01:07:27帅哥 美女过年好 要买炮上吗 咱家的货最齐 十里八尖都有名
01:07:34我看这个就不错
01:07:42舅舅 我要这个最大的 帮起来肯定全村人都能听见
01:07:46小心点
01:07:47老板 这个怎么卖
01:07:50您家这孩子眼光真好啊 这是咱店的炮王 一万响
01:07:54付个吉利 一口价 一万块
01:07:56想不想要
01:07:58想
01:07:59抱起来 好嘞
01:08:01等等
01:08:04这船炮王 我要了
01:08:07这船炮王这位先生已经看上了
01:08:09老板 做生意不仅要想就先来后到 还要想就架高止得吗
01:08:13这样 一万二 我现在就付款
01:08:15舅舅 这明明是我们先看到的
01:08:18哎呀 都是亲戚嘛 既然堂哥喜欢那就给他就好了 泡嘛 多得是 是不是
01:08:25舅舅 老板 操马
01:08:30老板 除了这个一万枚的 还有没有更多的 比如十万枚的
01:08:36我这儿还真有这儿真点之宝啊 十万想的大地猴 一线都要排三米长啊 放起来半边天都能照亮
01:08:43就是有点贵 一般人我都不拿出来
01:08:46老公 那个我们要了 那个放起来一定最有面
01:08:50对 老板 我们要了 一起算
01:08:57炮王一万二 镇殿之宝二十万 给你抹个零 二十一万
01:09:03多少
01:09:04这么贵 一抢钱啊
01:09:13话不能这么说呀 普通炮仗论串呗 十万想大地猴 是艺术呀 引线都得手工盘 费时费力还见贵呀
01:09:21这儿有串兵胖 五毛钱一盒
01:09:28二十一万 就二十一万 但我没钱是咋的
01:09:32刷卡 好嘞
01:09:35老公 你好帅呀
01:09:40余额不足
01:09:47那就就是没钱收担款嘛
01:09:51我怎么可能没钱呢 这只是年底资金周转
01:09:54哦哦哦哦哦哦
01:09:56宝贝 你看里还有多少钱
01:09:58叫我印级 就差十万块钱了
01:10:01我哪有钱啊 我的钱都是你给我的 你自己想买饭吧
01:10:05哦哦哦 那个 我今天出门没拿钱
01:10:11我改钱再来
01:10:15给大舅舅让路啊
01:10:20买不起就买不起 装什么大一巴狼呀
01:10:23好了老板 是这样啊 你刚说的那个十万小的 还有孩子们加的一起的 都一起算上
01:10:31再给我拿十箱茅台还有五粮液 直接送我们家里
01:10:34好了老板
01:10:36Yeah!
01:10:38Thank you!
01:10:39Okay!
01:10:40Get ready!
01:10:42Go!
01:10:43The boss, let's go!
01:10:45The boss, let's go!
01:10:46Let's go!
01:10:48Okay!
01:10:51This is not my friend's friend?
01:10:54Why don't you buy so many people?
01:10:59This is your friend?
01:11:03It's so beautiful!
01:11:05You...
01:11:05I have your friend!
01:11:07I have your friend!
01:11:08I have your friend!
01:11:10You are the last week!
01:11:14You can buy some soap!
01:11:15It will help me with my friend!
01:11:18I will help you!
01:11:19I will help you with a drink!
01:11:22Don't you have a drink?
01:11:24Don't you have a drink?
01:11:25Do you care?
01:11:26You will have it!
01:11:27How do you have it!
01:11:28I will do it!
01:11:28You will have it!
01:11:29Thank you!
01:11:33Let's go!
01:11:34Let's go!
01:11:35Let's go!
01:11:36Let's go!
01:11:37You can hear it!
01:11:38You said you need to put a cup of tea.
01:11:41Remember to put a cup of tea?
01:11:46What?
01:11:47You put a cup of tea?
01:11:48What?
01:11:50What?
01:11:50You've got a cup of tea.
01:11:51You've got a cup of tea.
01:11:52What?
01:11:55You've got a cup of tea.
01:11:59You've got a cup of tea.
01:11:59Oh my god.
01:12:01Ah yeah!
01:12:03Ah yeah!
01:12:03Ah yeah!
01:12:03He's coming back!
01:12:17Ah yeah!
01:12:18He's coming back!
01:12:20Ah!
01:12:21Ah ha ha ha!
01:12:22Ah ha ha!
01:12:23Ah ha ha!
01:12:24Ah ha ha!
01:12:24Ah ha ha!
01:12:25You're going to be soaked in the rain!
01:12:30How are you going to do it?
01:12:34What are you doing?
01:12:38What?
01:12:40What?
01:12:41What?
01:12:41What?
01:12:42What?
01:12:45What?
01:12:51What?
01:12:52What's it like?
01:12:53No problem!
01:12:54Yes, there's a place in the village.
01:12:57Oh, you can't be sure.
01:13:01You guys don't have anything wrong with me!
01:13:03I'm here to get the help of you.
01:13:03As soon as you get home,
01:13:05I can't find you!
01:13:11Let's go
01:13:14Let's go
01:13:15Let's go
01:13:17Let's go
01:13:17How
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01:14:53等你们长大了以后舅舅再教你们
01:14:55舅舅 好想吃你做的红烧肉
01:15:01人家想吃舅舅做的团圆饭
01:15:02发布新任务 带领外甥女准备团圆饭 奖励满极魔术
01:15:09团圆饭 这任务简直是为我量身定做的 正好给爸妈露一手
01:15:15哎 行了吧
01:15:20少爷 你还会做饭
01:15:22爸 今天你就歇着尝尝我的手艺
01:15:26你们想吃舅舅做饭呢 都去洗菜啊 给我打下手
01:15:30好
01:15:31快去吧
01:15:36来来来 让我们举起杯
01:15:39新任务 欢迎舅妈来我们家过年
01:15:46谢谢
01:15:49欢迎宛运
01:15:50谢谢大家
01:15:56来来来 动快 动快
01:15:58尝一尝 林毅忙一下我的手艺
01:16:03好
01:16:06好吃吗
01:16:09真好吃
01:16:11哇 林毅 你昨餐好好吃啊 比我住的所有餐馆都好吃
01:16:17是吗
01:16:18喜欢吃啊 就多吃点 以后啊 让林毅天天给你做
01:16:22哈哈哈哈
01:16:26大家快一起动筷子啊 别等菜凉了再吃 快快快快快
01:16:30给你开 Έ OF 让我们砸灯的马洞
01:16:36看吧 多了
01:16:41嘟
01:16:43But now the water is not going to be on the spring.
01:16:52The cake is here.
01:16:57Here we go.
01:16:57Here we go.
01:17:05The cake is here.
01:17:06The cake is here.
01:17:07The cake is here.
01:17:16The cake is here.
01:17:21A cake is here.
01:17:22Well,叔叔和雅雅
01:17:25,生日快乐.叔叔雅雅生日快乐
01:17:39.雅雅送给你的给你的谢谢宋长哥哥
01:17:42I'm very happy.
01:17:44What are you doing?
01:17:46A gift for a gift.
01:17:48Give me your cute little sister.
01:17:51Wow!
01:17:52Wow!
01:17:53Wow!
01:17:55Wow!
01:17:57Wow!
01:17:58Wow!
01:17:59Wow!
01:17:59You're so cute!
01:18:01Wow!
01:18:04Wow!
01:18:05Wow!
01:18:06Wow!
01:18:06Wow!
01:18:07Wow!
01:18:08Wow!
01:18:09Wow!
01:18:13Wow!
01:18:16Wow!
01:18:16Wow!
01:18:17Yaya!叔叔
01:18:20!外公也祝你们生日快乐
01:18:22!天天快乐!谢谢外公好外公一起喝一个我干了
01:18:42好好舅舅和舅妈给他们准备了什么礼物?
01:19:01我呢准备给大家表演一个魔术魔术魔术魔术魔术好好
01:19:22好那现在就到了舅舅发放礼物的环节那么我们就先从小的妹妹开始我们可爱的芽芽看好了再看
01:19:43还有你好厉不厉害厉不厉害�压舅舅問你啊我们最可爱的小公主芽芽
01:19:47如果让你向天上的星星取一个愿望的话
01:19:50你是最想要金色的蝴蝶 银色的梦
01:19:55还是永不凋零的鲜花呀
01:19:56我要花花
01:19:58好 送给你
01:20:00好了 当我们的叔叔了
01:20:04你告诉舅舅 你是想要金的 银的 还是花的
01:20:08我都要
01:20:12有魄力
01:20:13那你先把眼睛闭上
01:20:26握它舅舅
01:20:27我的礼物呢 你的礼物当然在这儿啦
01:20:33金银花 金的银的
01:20:35还有花的 三回应多划算
01:20:38快舅舅 我不理你了 你骗人
01:20:41好了 好了 好了
01:20:43好了 逗你玩的 舅舅再给你变一个
01:20:49都是你的
01:20:54生日快乐
01:20:57舅舅舅舅 我要学魔术 教我魔术
01:21:01魔术超帅 我要成为最帅的魔术师
01:21:03你对魔术师
01:21:06你对魔术感兴趣
01:21:07魔术超帅的
01:21:10我学会以后 要变出去
01:21:14捡最大的邦邦堂
01:21:19检测到外甥堂船 找到人生目标
01:21:22奖励10%股份
01:21:24什么
01:21:26百分之十的股份
01:21:27半句政治风口 这奖励太值了
01:21:31好啊 唐晨
01:21:32没问题
01:21:33舅舅有时间一定教你魔术
01:21:35说不定 明年上春晚表演魔术的
01:21:38就是你舅舅舅舅
01:21:40我要当魔术师 好 你现在就是小魔术师
01:21:45来
01:21:45家人们
01:21:46还想不想看别的魔术
01:21:47想
01:21:50到底想不想
01:21:51想
01:21:53看好了
01:21:55这个魔术
01:21:57会很帅
01:21:58帅
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01:22:431月28日出席,舅舅杀猪超厉害你知大猪体真香对不起猪猪
01:22:48,舅舅变魔术逗我第一花路虽然坑
01:23:00,但后来的项链超喜欢舅舅是超人这是我过得最开心的生日一定会记一辈子我是顾叔叔
01:23:12永远是舅舅最可爱的外甥鱼怎么都来了舅舅
01:23:27,舅妈今天大年初一我们给您大年了舅舅新年好新年好好舅舅
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01:23:59索包拿到了交给妈妈保管好不好
01:24:02小辰 把红包给妈妈
01:24:04妈妈给你买新衣服叔叔
01:24:06芽芽 妈妈给您买漂亮的小裙子好不好
01:24:09不要 这是舅舅给我们的压岁钱
01:24:12林依
01:24:13你这红包里的银行卡怎么回事
01:24:15哦 这个呢就是
01:24:17一点压岁钱嘛 哇 哦 哦 你给他们这么多钱干什么
01:24:27那我
01:24:29不是哥妈
01:24:30你给压岁钱发银行卡呀
01:24:32真好疯啊
01:24:33我疯了啊
01:24:34我不建议给孩子发银行卡
01:24:36因为我都没有收到过
01:24:37我收到的最多是一千块
01:24:39一点
01:24:40一点
01:24:41我懂了
01:24:42是一个亿的压卡钱
01:24:45该不会主播你小子是隐藏的魔朵手符吧
01:24:46嗯
01:24:51这个呢就作为每一个孩子的教育基金
01:24:52你们就收着就行了
01:24:54嗯
01:24:57嗯
01:24:58嗯
01:25:27嗯
01:25:28我也不想上学
01:25:30舅舅开学之后
01:25:33我们是不是见不到你了
01:25:44舅舅我们舍不得你
01:25:47舅舅我开学能不能不去啊
01:25:49我还想学魔术呢
01:25:50我也不想走
01:25:53我也想在这里跟舅舅学功夫
01:25:56还能跟大家一起玩
01:26:01Let's go to our school.
01:26:03Our school is so far away.
01:26:05We'll have to wait for a long time.
01:26:11It's important to me.
01:26:13But I don't want to leave my sister.
01:26:27We'll have to wait for a long time.
01:26:29We'll have to wait for a long time.
01:26:30What's your turn?
01:26:30How long are you going to die?
01:26:32Let's go.
01:26:40We'll have to wait for a long time.
01:26:41You know you don't want to leave the house.
01:26:42舅舅也非常舍不得你们
01:26:46所以无论怎么样
01:26:48舅舅都不会放弃你们
01:26:50舅舅保证啊
01:26:52以后每周都会去看你们
01:26:54你们说的功课功夫魔术
01:26:57一个都不会落下
01:26:58我一定会看着你们的成长
01:27:01说到做到
01:27:12给大家宣布个好消息
01:27:14经过我们七姐妹商量
01:27:15已经给孩子们办理了转学手续
01:27:18就转到小易小区附近的学校
01:27:20以后啊 孩子们就交给小易照顾了
01:27:29这样我就可以跟舅舅每天都在一起学魔术了
01:27:30太好了 我们不用离开舅舅了
01:27:35我可以继续跟舅舅学功夫了
01:27:37谢谢七姐
01:27:38该说谢谢的应该是我们
01:27:40把孩子们交给你来照顾
01:27:42我们也比较放心
01:27:43况且这是他们的心愿
01:27:45以后每周我们就过来探望
01:27:47孩子有你看着啊 我们安心
01:27:49姐姐们 你们放心吧
01:27:51他们的鸿骨痣
01:27:53我得陪他们一起实现
01:27:55舅舅 舅妈
01:28:00你们生了自己的孩子
01:28:01会不会不要我们呀
01:28:05当然
01:28:07不会吧
01:28:08孩子们 舅舅不管结不结婚生不生小孩
01:28:13你们永远都是我的外甥
01:28:17舅舅永远爱你们
01:28:20我们也爱舅舅
01:28:21那我呢
01:28:26我也爱舅舅
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