00:00But anyway, everybody, as you know, it is a special day today, it is a special night, because tonight, Pure
00:06Vanguard Wrestling proudly presents, No Love Lost!
00:16We have a heck of a card of professional wrestling action in the door for all of you this evening.
00:22Your main event sees the Pad Barber of the Empire, Clipper Jones, taking on your Pure Vanguard Wrestling Heavyweight Champion,
00:32the Platinum Playboy, Randy Shawn.
00:35Yeah, Randy Shawn! Yeah!
00:37The Heavyweight Championship is on the line. We will crown a Pure Vanguard Wrestling Women's Champion this evening as well.
00:46All of that and so much more is coming your way throughout the night tonight.
00:52So what do you say, Bristol Connecticut? Are you ready to see some wrestling?
00:57Yeah!
00:59Before we get to the first match, though, I just want to say a couple of quick things, because as
01:04you know, Pure Vanguard Wrestling follows the old school catch-as-catch-can style.
01:09So there are some old school rules in effect, such as if a wrestler throws his opponent over the top
01:16rope and both feet touch the floor, the wrestler that threw them over will be disqualified.
01:23Time limits are also in effect.
01:26And one last thing, everybody, we are broadcasting live on Facebook live tonight.
01:30So once again, make sure you keep that energy up. Make sure you keep it loud all night long.
01:39All night, you guys!
01:41And at this time, Bristol Connecticut, please give a very warm welcome to Pure Vanguard Wrestling Correspondence, Jackie Bullshade!
02:07Thank you so much, everyone. Welcome to Pure Vanguard Wrestling Presents No Love Lost.
02:13Before we get into the action, I'd love to welcome the Empire to the ring to join in, please.
03:32Burger King chef sucks.
03:36I just like to ask, you know, it is Valentine's Day, but I've heard that there may be a little
03:42lot of people who want to be in our commissioners, do you guys care to comment?
03:46First of all, I'm the greatest Valentine's gift ever.
03:57If you're attacking, look at me.
04:00A million dollar suit on the...
04:03I'm turning my sofa on right now. Look at this. The Empire is here.
04:07Ladies and gentlemen, the Empire is here.
04:10Boo!
04:14Boo!
04:16Boo!
04:19Boo!
04:19Boo!
04:19We've got Brian's way together.
04:20Mission Light sucks!
04:22What?
04:23Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
04:25That was like black sheep.
04:27I understand.
04:29I love Valentine.
04:32But, Jackie, look at all of these non-public people.
04:38I would never, ever, ever put all these women.
04:43I would never just go on a dance.
04:45Never.
04:46You know the best way to take these women?
04:48Burl and then go back.
04:51You know the best way to take these women for dinner?
04:56Nah, I'm gonna do them. They can stay in the kitchen.
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:04Let the chef cook for him!
05:05Alright, alright, alright, alright.
05:09Hey, Doc! Why don't you come on out here right now so you and I can have a team?
05:15Oh, boy!
05:17Oh, boy!
05:18That's wrong person to call!
05:19Damn, this is as bad as Predator Badlands!
05:22Hold on!
05:25He looks like the Predator.
05:30You fucked up!
05:32You messed up!
05:33You messed up!
05:35You messed up!
05:37You messed up!
05:39I'm not really here in this long, okay?
05:47You know what this is?
05:51We've carried so many people on a meal for these over the years, but they weren't breathing!
05:59Hold on!
06:01Hold on!
06:01Stretch it out!
06:02Hold on!
06:03Hold on!
06:03Yeah, I mean...
06:05I would just...
06:06I'm gonna ask you to hide that to be great.
06:09So, we're all going to be tall right now.
06:12Crone folk!
06:13Ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:23No place for landing.
06:27Eh...
06:27What's up, Doc?
06:30Great work, Powers!
06:32Great work!
06:33Great work, Powers!
06:33Great work, Powers!
06:35Gentlemen, right now.
06:37Gentlemen?
06:37Empire members?
06:39Empire members?
06:40I'm gonna need you guys to say, wait, let me talk to Scott.
06:43You're gonna need that.
06:44I got this.
06:45Let me go talk.
06:46Let me talk.
06:47Let me talk.
06:47Let me talk.
06:48Let me talk.
06:49Let me talk.
06:51Alright, Doc.
06:52You got names to say, what do you guys say?
06:54Say it!
06:55Say it!
06:56I hear you've been running into your mouth and I'm ducking you?
06:59I canceled the show?
07:02Yes!
07:02You canceled the show because you are a coward.
07:08You're weak.
07:10You see that score right here?
07:1330 years ago, they said I wouldn't live in six months.
07:17I wasn't afraid of that.
07:19I'm not afraid now.
07:20The last show was canceled because I had two moves, two or three moves in three days.
07:26What?
07:27You had tumors.
07:28Oh, who cares?
07:29I don't care.
07:31Let me break this down real quick because we are running out of time between you and
07:34I.
07:35I saved you and I saved this company.
07:38Alright?
07:39You had a cancer.
07:40A cancer.
07:41A fake cancer.
07:43But you had a cancer here.
07:44Alright?
07:45And then here I come.
07:46I'm an old one.
07:47The only thing fake here is your hair.
07:52I never said I had cancer.
07:54I said I had tumors.
07:56Alright, Doc.
07:57You wanna go there?
07:58You wanna go there, right?
08:00You understand you're in the ring with me?
08:01I can beat you at any time.
08:03You understand that?
08:04You understand that they didn't hire me because I was a wrestler.
08:07They hired me because I was a problem.
08:09You wanna have a fight?
08:10We can have a fight.
08:11Anytime!
08:11Drop!
08:15Stop!
08:19Stop!
08:20Stop!
08:20Stop!
08:21Stop!
08:24You can't fight.
08:25Let's go.
08:26Oh-oh-oh.
08:28Oh-oh!
08:29Oh my God!
08:29Not the suit.
08:31Not the suit!
08:32Not the suit!
08:35Got the suit!
08:36Got the suit!
08:36No, no, no, no, no!
08:37Get off!
08:38Get on!
08:40You scared.
08:41You cannot be touching talent.
08:43You are banned from ringside.
08:45You have to watch the show from up in the media suite.
08:47I can't have you down here touching talent.
08:49You have to go.
08:50You just want to break it down.
08:52I don't have to.
08:54And I'll be right there with you.
08:55But tonight, you have to be up there for the rest of the show.
08:58Sorry.
09:04Keep an eye on my back.
09:06I can't be you.
09:06I got you.
09:08I got you back.
09:10I can't hear you.
09:12That's not right.
09:14That's not right.
09:17We're going to start this match right now.
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