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00:00For my birthday, my parents sent me a gift box.
00:02My husband looked at it and said, don't open it.
00:05I asked, why? Can't you see it?
00:07I looked closer and froze. I didn't open it. I did something else instead.
00:1130 minutes later, police were at the door.
00:13I'm not a big birthday person. I don't throw parties.
00:16I don't post dramatic selfies with 34 and thriving.
00:19Honestly, I forget it's my birthday until my husband buys me a chocolate bar
00:23and makes a dumb joke about being married to a mature woman.
00:26That's enough celebration for me.
00:28So when my phone rang the day before my birthday and my mom was on the line,
00:32sounding like someone had injected syrup directly into her carotid artery,
00:36I already knew something was off.
00:38Oh, sweetheart, we sent you a little surprise.
00:41It should arrive right on time.
00:42Right on time.
00:44Like my parents had ever been on time for anything that didn't involve my sister.
00:47So I played along. I said, oh, okay, thanks.
00:50She giggled. Giggled. My mom doesn't giggle.
00:53It's nothing big, she said. Just a token of our love.
00:56Love. That's the moment I should have known.
00:58Not because of what she said, but because she said love and didn't immediately follow it
01:03with a reminder that I'm too sensitive.
01:05But you want to believe, you know, even after 34 years of crumbs,
01:09even when you've trained yourself not to expect anything.
01:12A stupid part of me went, maybe it's real. Maybe they're trying.
01:17They weren't.
01:18Anyway, it's my birthday.
01:19My husband, Jason, makes me pancakes and lets me drink coffee in bed
01:23while he handles a work call in the other room.
01:25It's peaceful, comfortable.
01:27And then the doorbell rings.
01:28A medium-sized cardboard box is sitting on the mat.
01:31No ribbon.
01:32No gift tag.
01:34No glittery, happy birthday, Riso balloon.
01:37Just a box.
01:38Plain brown.
01:39Printed label.
01:41Taped like it was packed by a robot.
01:43Jason picks it up, carries it into the kitchen, sets it down.
01:47Then he stares at it like it might grow legs and run.
01:50I say, that's from my parents.
01:52He doesn't say anything.
01:53Mom called yesterday.
01:55Said they were sending me a gift.
01:57Still nothing.
01:58Then don't open it.
01:59I laugh.
02:00Why?
02:00You think it's cursed?
02:01Jason doesn't laugh.
02:02He nods at the label.
02:04So I look.
02:05Really look.
02:06No handwriting anywhere.
02:07Not on the label.
02:08Not inside the seams.
02:10Just a printed shipping tag with my name and address.
02:13The return address.
02:14A P.O. box.
02:15Not their street.
02:16Not even their city.
02:17I start to feel a little cold.
02:19Jason steps closer and taps the edge of the box with one finger.
02:23There, he says.
02:24Do you see it?
02:25I lean in.
02:26My heart trips.
02:27Then it stumbles.
02:28Everything inside me goes still.
02:30Not fear exactly.
02:31Not yet.
02:32Just dread with a familiar face.
02:34I don't say a word.
02:35Neither does Jason.
02:37He just steps back again.
02:38Fully.
02:39Quietly.
02:40And that's when my phone rings again.
02:42It's my mother.
02:43Jason looks at the screen.
02:44I look at him.
02:45I swipe to answer and hit speaker.
02:48Sweetie, did it arrive?
02:49I pause.
02:50Jason doesn't move.
02:52My thumb hovers over the end call button, but I don't press it.
02:55Yeah, I say.
02:56It came.
02:57Did you open it?
02:58I glance at the box.
03:00Yeah, I lie.
03:01I opened it.
03:02It's beautiful.
03:03Oh, sweetheart.
03:04We just wanted to remind you how much we love you.
03:07You're a girl.
03:08Don't ever forget that.
03:09My stomach drops.
03:11Because my mom has never said that.
03:13Not when I graduated.
03:14Not when I got married.
03:15Not when I cried on her couch after a miscarriage two years ago.
03:19Jason looks at me.
03:20I shake my head slightly.
03:22Well, she says, all sing-songy.
03:24We just thought you deserved something nice.
03:27You're so strong.
03:28You always have been.
03:29Then she hangs up.
03:30I don't say anything for a while.
03:32Neither does Jason.
03:33The box sits between us like it's watching.
03:36I hate how nice she was, I say finally.
03:38I know, Jason says.
03:40She only calls me sweetie when she's about to lie.
03:42I know.
03:43And they never send gifts.
03:45Not even at Christmas.
03:46Remember that one time they gave my sister a Peloton and me a scented candle from the gas station?
03:51Jason laughs.
03:52I think the candle was used.
03:54I think it was expired.
03:55We stand there a while longer.
03:57I want to throw the box out the window, but also set it on fire.
04:00Which is sort of contradictory, but so is my family.
04:04Eventually, I sit down.
04:05Jason makes tea.
04:06The box stays on the counter.
04:08We don't open it.
04:09We don't even touch it again.
04:11It just sits there, taking up space.
04:13Saying nothing.
04:14Saying everything.
04:1530 minutes later, there's a knock at the door.
04:18It's not a neighbor.
04:19It's not Amazon.
04:20It's a uniform.
04:21Are you Riso?
04:22I nod.
04:23We've received a report about a package delivered to this address.
04:27Do you mind if we come in and ask a few questions?
04:29And that's where I'll stop for now.
04:31Because the box is still there.
04:33And so is everything that came with it.
04:35To understand how we got here, you need to understand my life.
04:38Or at least you need to understand Ellie.
04:40Ellie's my younger sister.
04:42Younger by three years.
04:44But lighter by about a thousand emotional pounds.
04:46If I'm duty, she's delight.
04:49If I'm the one who remembers everyone's birthdays,
04:52Ellie is the one who just can't deal with that kind of pressure right now.
04:55She was the golden child.
04:57Not in a sparkly, overachieving way.
05:00More like in a, let's not make her upset kind of way.
05:03She cried easily.
05:05That was her power.
05:06I didn't.
05:07That was my mistake.
05:08I think I was eight the first time I took the blame for something I didn't do.
05:11We had this hideous vase in the hallway.
05:14Dark green ceramic, probably worth $12, but treated like the crown jewel of the family estate.
05:20One day it shattered.
05:22Loud crash.
05:23Big mess.
05:24Ellie was standing over it, bottom lip trembling like a cartoon.
05:27I remember walking into the hallway and just knowing what was about to happen.
05:31Like a reflex.
05:32When mom showed up and started yelling, Ellie pointed at me.
05:36Riso did it.
05:37Just like that.
05:38No warm-up.
05:39No eye contact.
05:40Just betrayal.
05:41Clean and cold.
05:42I hadn't touched the stupid thing.
05:44I hadn't even walked past it.
05:46But I said nothing.
05:47Because I was older.
05:48Because she was crying.
05:49Because I knew how this movie ended.
05:52Mom looked at me like I was a disappointing puzzle she couldn't put back in the box.
05:55Well, you're the big sister.
05:57You should have been watching her.
05:59I got sent to my room.
06:00Ellie got a popsicle.
06:01And that was that.
06:03Another time.
06:03I think I was 12.
06:05Ellie borrowed my favorite sweater.
06:07Wore it to school.
06:08Got paint on it during some creative moment in art class.
06:11And then blamed me for not telling her it was special.
06:14Mom just nodded like that made sense.
06:17Why didn't you hide it better, Riso?
06:19You know she's still learning boundaries.
06:20That sweater had been a gift from my grandmother.
06:23Ellie never apologized.
06:24She said I overreacted.
06:26Then she cried.
06:27Then she got ice cream.
06:28And I learned again.
06:30Truth doesn't get you comfort.
06:31Tears do.
06:32By the time we were adults, we weren't so much sisters as two people who grew up in
06:37the same house and tried to keep the peace whenever our parents were in earshot.
06:41Ellie didn't go to college.
06:42She did a yoga certification, sold essential oils for three months, made a spiritual art Instagram
06:49that was actually just reposted Etsy screenshots and photos of her holding coffee mugs on beaches.
06:55Somehow none of it ever failed.
06:57It just evolved.
06:58That's what my parents said.
07:00She's finding her way.
07:01She's got such a creative soul.
07:03Not everyone fits the mold, Riso.
07:05Which is hilarious because I never wanted Ellie to fit the mold.
07:08I just wanted her to pay back the $600 she borrowed to launch her failed bath bomb line.
07:14But I didn't say that.
07:16I just watched from a safe, emotional distance as she failed upwards with my parents cheering
07:20in the background.
07:22About a year ago, I got a call from mom.
07:24She wanted to take me to lunch.
07:26Just me?
07:27I asked.
07:28She said it like a treat.
07:29Like I should be grateful.
07:30We met at this farm-to-table place she always pretended to love, but secretly called overpriced.
07:35Ellie was already there, sipping a kale smoothie and looking like a discount lifestyle blogger.
07:40They were friendly.
07:42Too friendly.
07:43We ordered small talk.
07:44Then Ellie hit me with it.
07:45So, I was wondering, would it be okay if I used your name and address for something?
07:51Just for a business account.
07:52For this little art thing I'm working on.
07:54It's not shady or anything.
07:55It's just easier because I'm kind of between leases and you're so stable.
07:59That word, stable, it always meant the same thing.
08:02Boring.
08:03Predictable.
08:03Easy to pin things on.
08:05Mom jumped in.
08:06We just thought it made sense.
08:07You're good with paperwork.
08:09And it's just temporary, really.
08:11I didn't get angry.
08:12I didn't even hesitate that long.
08:13I just said no.
08:15Calm.
08:15Quiet.
08:16Absolute.
08:17Ellie blinked.
08:18She smiled too quickly.
08:20Hey, well, that's okay.
08:22Lunch ended early.
08:23After that, the freeze-out started.
08:25Not dramatic, just a gradual colder, drier kind.
08:28The Christmas invite got lost.
08:30My dad sent a passive-aggressive email about not supporting family projects.
08:35Ellie unfollowed me on Instagram.
08:37I didn't even notice until a friend pointed it out.
08:40I told myself I didn't care, but I did.
08:42I think a part of me thought they'd come back around.
08:45That they'd respect the boundary.
08:47That saying no wouldn't make me the villain.
08:49Instead, they just moved on without me.
08:51Which was honestly fine.
08:53Quiet is better than chaos.
08:54And I've built a pretty peaceful life.
08:56A quiet house.
08:57A kind husband.
08:59No one screaming.
09:00No one crying on command.
09:01No vases smashed in the hallway.
09:03But when that box landed on my doorstep, on my birthday of all days, something in me knew.
09:09This wasn't random.
09:10They weren't being kind.
09:11They were being careful.
09:13Jason tapped the edge of the box.
09:15There.
09:15Do you see it?
09:16I leaned in.
09:17My heart tripped.
09:18Then it stumbled.
09:19It wasn't just the label.
09:20It was everything.
09:21The font.
09:22The plastic wrap.
09:23The barcode alignment.
09:25The kind of details you only notice when you've seen them up close before.
09:29And I had.
09:30A year ago, we'd stopped by Ellie's apartment, me and Jason, to return some dishes.
09:34She was knee-deep in packing peanuts and calling it inventory.
09:37Her hallway looked like a warehouse.
09:40Boxes everywhere.
09:41They felt the same way.
09:42Same logo.
09:43Same gloss.
09:44Same smell.
09:45Like varnish and melting glue.
09:47She'd laughed when I picked one up and told me to put it down.
09:51The supplier's strict, she said.
09:52They track who opens what.
09:54She called them strict.
09:55Not careful.
09:56Not expensive.
09:57Strict.
09:58And now that same supplier had sent a box to me.
10:01Directly.
10:02With my name on it.
10:03Not repackaged.
10:04Not recycled.
10:05A new label.
10:06New seal.
10:07New box.
10:08From them to me.
10:10Jason didn't say anything else.
10:12He didn't have to.
10:13This wasn't a gift they sent using an old box.
10:15This was a shipment.
10:17A deliberate one.
10:18The kind Ellie never lets anyone else touch.
10:20And somehow it landed on my kitchen counter.
10:23I didn't speak because there wasn't a single thing I could say that didn't taste like betrayal.
10:27After I saw the packaging, I already knew.
10:29Then came the call.
10:31My mother, syrupy and soft, asking if I'd received our little gift.
10:35I told her yes.
10:36Told her I opened it.
10:37Told her it was beautiful.
10:38I hadn't.
10:39Jason stood next to me in the kitchen, arms crossed.
10:43I picked up my phone, tapped record, and set it on the counter beside me.
10:47Not out of instinct.
10:48Not out of paranoia.
10:49Because I'd already seen the box.
10:51Because I knew what this was.
10:53They weren't sending me a gift.
10:55They were sending me a problem with my name already printed on it.
10:58The knock came less than half an hour later.
11:01I opened the door to a uniformed officer, polite and expressionless, in that practiced way.
11:06Are you Riso?
11:07I nodded.
11:09We received a report regarding a suspicious package delivered to this address.
11:12Would you mind if we came in and had a look?
11:15Jason stepped into view behind me.
11:17I opened the door wider.
11:19Sure, I said.
11:20The box was still on the counter, unopened.
11:22Same taped edges.
11:24Same weight I hadn't been able to shake since it arrived.
11:27I gestured toward it.
11:29That's the one, I said.
11:30The officer walked over, looked it over like it might move.
11:34His partner stood just behind.
11:36Eyes scanning the kitchen, like we might have a warehouse tucked under the table.
11:40It was addressed to you, he asked.
11:43Yep, birthday present from my parents.
11:45You've opened it?
11:46No.
11:47He nodded once.
11:48Would you mind if we opened it?
11:49Go ahead.
11:50They were methodical.
11:52Gloves, box cutters, everything by protocol.
11:55The flap peeled back with a dry sound.
11:57Inside, bubble wrap.
11:59Decorative pieces.
12:00The kind of soulless things people overpay for when they want to look cultured.
12:05A few little figurines.
12:06A certificate of authenticity.
12:08And a shipping slip with my name, of course.
12:11One officer scanned a QR code on the bottom of a piece.
12:14He glanced at his partner.
12:15They exchanged a look I couldn't quite read.
12:18Do you know what these are?
12:19The first one asked.
12:20I mean, they look like art.
12:22Kind of, I said.
12:23Do you know where they came from?
12:25I shook my head.
12:26I told you, my parents sent it to me as a gift.
12:28Do you have proof of that?
12:30I picked up my phone and played the recording.
12:32My mother's voice came through, bright and hollow.
12:35Did you get our little gift?
12:37We just wanted to show you how much we love you.
12:39You're our girl.
12:40I stopped it there.
12:41It was enough.
12:42The officer nodded.
12:43We're going to take this with us.
12:45You're not being charged at this time,
12:47but this shipment matches materials in an active investigation.
12:50I gave a tight smile.
12:51No problem.
12:52They boxed it back up like it was a biohazard,
12:55thanked me again,
12:56and walked out the front door with Jason trailing behind them.
12:59I sat down at the kitchen table.
13:01My coffee was still warm.
13:02That felt offensive somehow,
13:04like the universe was trying to suggest everything was normal.
13:07Three hours later, my phone rang again.
13:10I didn't check the number.
13:11Didn't need to.
13:12I answered.
13:13My mother's voice was no longer soft.
13:15How could you?
13:16I didn't respond.
13:17You told the police it was Ellie's.
13:19I told them who sent the package.
13:21I said you did.
13:22You know what this means for her.
13:24Yes, I do.
13:25You could have kept your mouth shut.
13:27You could have said it was a mistake.
13:28You called me.
13:29You checked to make sure it arrived,
13:31and then you tipped them off.
13:33We didn't have a choice.
13:34You always have a choice.
13:36If they found it at your place,
13:37it would have ended there,
13:38quiet, contained.
13:40No one else gets hurt.
13:42So you sent stolen goods to my house,
13:44in my name,
13:44and hoped I'd be dumb enough to open them.
13:47Silence.
13:47Then my father's voice came in.
13:49Low.
13:50Measured.
13:51We thought they'd seize the items and move on.
13:53We didn't think they'd trace it back this far.
13:55But you thought they'd trace it to me.
13:57Riso, you're stronger.
13:59You've always been stronger.
14:00He used my name.
14:01You used my house.
14:02Ellie's not built for this.
14:04And I am?
14:05You don't have kids.
14:06You'd bounce back.
14:07There.
14:08That was the reason.
14:09That was always the reason.
14:11You've always been the cold one,
14:12my mother said.
14:13And now look what you've done.
14:14I didn't answer.
14:15I ended the call.
14:17Jason came back into the room,
14:18a cup of tea in each hand.
14:20He set one down in front of me
14:21and didn't ask anything.
14:23I looked at the counter.
14:24The space where the box had been
14:26felt like a scar.
14:27They really thought I'd open it,
14:29I said.
14:30Jason sat down across from me.
14:31They really did, he said.
14:33And that was all there was to say.
14:35A week after the police took the box,
14:36the detective called me again.
14:38I was halfway through a bowl of cereal.
14:40Jason had just left for work.
14:42The sun was doing that nice warm window thing.
14:45You know, when things feel like
14:46they might be okay again.
14:47Then my phone lit up.
14:49Unknown number.
14:50Of course.
14:51Riso, do you have a few minutes?
14:53For what?
14:53Why not?
14:54Burn it down before breakfast.
14:55We need to confirm something.
14:57Your name appears on multiple documents
14:59related to the business your sister operated.
15:02Have you ever registered a business
15:03under your name?
15:04No.
15:05Have you ever listed yourself
15:06as a co-owner or manager
15:07for any company tied to art sales,
15:10resale platforms,
15:11or international supply chains?
15:13I actually laughed.
15:14I once tried to sell a bookshelf
15:16on Facebook Marketplace.
15:17That's as far as my entrepreneurship goes.
15:20He didn't laugh.
15:21Not even a pity chuckle.
15:22There's a digital signature
15:23filed with your name
15:24and a business email address
15:26attached to a now suspended account.
15:28Let me guess.
15:30RisoWeller73 at sketchyartmail.com?
15:33It ends in dot designs.
15:34Of course it does.
15:36Would you mind looking
15:37at the digital signature?
15:38He sent it over.
15:39It took about three seconds
15:40to confirm what I already knew.
15:42It wasn't mine.
15:43I mean, it was my name, sure.
15:45Just not in my handwriting.
15:47Like someone tried to imitate it
15:48after glancing at the back
15:49of a birthday card once.
15:51Is that your signature?
15:52No.
15:53Do you recognize this email?
15:55No.
15:56Could your sister or parents
15:57have had access
15:58to any of your old documents?
16:00I paused.
16:01Yes.
16:02Years ago.
16:02Tax stuff.
16:03ID copies.
16:04I used to trust them.
16:06That was the last time
16:07I said that sentence out loud.
16:08Past tense and everything.
16:10He walked me through
16:11what they'd found.
16:12Or tried to.
16:13Anyway, my brain
16:14turned some of it into static.
16:16A business license
16:17filed under my name.
16:18My old address
16:19listed as the
16:20official return center.
16:21Digital trail
16:22pointing back to Ellie's devices.
16:24Supplier contracts.
16:25Payment links.
16:26And a full-blown
16:27fake email account
16:28pretending to be me.
16:29You've technically
16:30been listed as a
16:31silent partner
16:32for over a year,
16:33he said.
16:34I wanted to say
16:35something sharp.
16:36Something clever.
16:37But all I managed
16:38was, of course I have.
16:39He asked if I'd be
16:40willing to provide
16:41a written statement
16:42confirming that I
16:43never authorized
16:43any of it.
16:44I said yes.
16:45I sent it over
16:46that afternoon.
16:47I even included
16:48a copy of my
16:49actual signature
16:50for comparison,
16:51just in case anyone
16:52needed help
16:52playing spot the fraud.
16:54He thanked me
16:55for my cooperation
16:55and said they'd
16:56follow up
16:57if they had
16:57further questions.
16:58That was it.
16:59He didn't tell me
17:00what would happen next.
17:02He didn't say
17:02Ellie's name again.
17:03Didn't say the word
17:04charges.
17:05Didn't promise justice.
17:07He just thanked me
17:08and hung up.
17:09Which, to be honest,
17:10felt more honest
17:11than anything else
17:12I'd heard in months.
17:13After that,
17:14there was nothing.
17:15For a while,
17:16no calls,
17:17no questions.
17:18Just quiet,
17:19like the world
17:19went into buffering.
17:21I figured either
17:22everything was happening
17:23behind the scenes
17:23or nothing was.
17:25And both were
17:26equally terrifying.
17:27And then it all
17:28moved at once.
17:29Ellie's charges,
17:30wire fraud,
17:31identity theft,
17:33business fraud,
17:34import-export violations,
17:36and being the world's
17:38neediest sibling.
17:39Okay, I added that
17:40last one in my head.
17:41She pled out,
17:42obviously.
17:43Two years probation,
17:45a fine the size
17:46of a new car,
17:47no business license
17:48until halfway
17:48to menopause.
17:50My parents' charges,
17:51conspiracy,
17:51aiding and abetting,
17:53pretending they were
17:54too naive to know
17:55what a scam looked like.
17:56They pled guilty.
17:57Suspended sentence,
17:59community service,
18:00fines.
18:00Their names in the
18:01public record.
18:02No hiding behind,
18:04we're just her parents
18:04anymore.
18:05I didn't go to the hearing.
18:06I didn't need to see
18:08Ellie cry in a beige
18:09cardigan while my mother
18:10squeezed her hand
18:11like she was the one
18:12on trial for being
18:13a misunderstood genius.
18:14But I read the transcript.
18:16My name was mentioned
18:1712 times.
18:18No apologies,
18:19not once.
18:20Then,
18:20because life apparently
18:21still had jokes left
18:22to tell,
18:23they asked to meet.
18:24No Ellie this time,
18:26just the two of them.
18:27A peace talk over
18:28burnt coffee.
18:28They picked a cafe
18:29near the courthouse.
18:31I showed up 10 minutes
18:32late and ordered the
18:33most overpriced pastry
18:34on the menu,
18:35just to make a point.
18:36They were already seated.
18:38My mother looked like
18:39she was trying to figure
18:39out what expression
18:40would make me feel
18:41guilty fastest.
18:42I didn't sit right away.
18:44We didn't know
18:45she used your name,
18:45she said.
18:46You didn't ask either.
18:48She said it was
18:48just for shipping.
18:50Yeah,
18:50because that's how
18:51fraud works.
18:52You just ship it
18:52somewhere new
18:53and hope no one
18:54asks questions.
18:55My dad cleared his throat,
18:56always his favorite move
18:57when logic runs out.
18:59We thought it was
19:00just temporary.
19:01She said you wouldn't mind.
19:02She also said
19:03I'd open the package,
19:04remember?
19:05Turns out she says
19:05a lot of things.
19:06We didn't think
19:07it would go this far.
19:08You mean you didn't
19:09think you'd get caught?
19:11They both went quiet.
19:12Then my mom went
19:13for the jugular.
19:14You've always been
19:15stronger, Riso.
19:16You don't have kids.
19:17You don't have anyone
19:18relying on you.
19:19We thought you'd be able
19:20to recover.
19:21And there it was,
19:22the justification.
19:23Polished.
19:24Practiced.
19:25As if they'd said it to each other
19:27a hundred times already.
19:28You offered me up,
19:29I said,
19:30because no one else
19:31depends on me,
19:31because you decided
19:32my life was easier to lose.
19:34That's not what we meant.
19:36No, that's exactly
19:37what you meant.
19:37I wasn't even angry anymore.
19:39Just done.
19:40I stood up.
19:41My coffee was still half full.
19:42I didn't take it with me.
19:43I hope you both enjoy
19:45your community service,
19:46I said.
19:47Maybe you'll finally learn
19:48what real work looks like.
19:49That night,
19:50I blocked them.
19:51Deleted every contact.
19:53Cleared every backup.
19:54Removed their names
19:55from everything
19:56that still had
19:57an emergency number listed.
19:58Gone.
19:59Not out of spite,
20:00just out of necessity.
20:01They don't get access
20:02to me anymore.
20:03Not even the version
20:04they made up.
20:05The next morning,
20:06Jason brought me coffee.
20:07We sat in the kitchen,
20:09quiet sunlight pouring in
20:10like it belonged to us.
20:11You okay?
20:12He asked.
20:13I sipped.
20:14I'm done.
20:15He didn't ask,
20:16with what?
20:16He didn't need to.
20:18What do you think?
20:19Did I go too far
20:20or not far enough?
20:21Leave a comment.
20:22Subscribe.
20:23And don't forget
20:24to hit the bell.
20:25See you next time.
20:25Bye.
20:25Bye.
20:25Bye.
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