00:01Ladies and gentlemen, we've got the legendary Anubis and Ra!
00:08There's no one here, Ra. It's just us.
00:14Have you forgotten where we are?
00:16What kind of crazy dope magic happens in this city every day?
00:26$15. In this economy, do you know what I can buy was $15?
00:33No, no, no.
00:36Hell no.
00:37Why are you here?
00:39Because this city needs me.
00:40There's literally a street that has stars in it with people's names.
00:45$15 can get me a new outfit from the four-star veteran thrift store down the street.
00:49I can make chicken alfredo for dinner from $14.70.
00:52Purchase shampoo, conditioner, and leave-in for Marshalls at around $13.40.
00:58Left home for $6.89.
00:59Try me to my night clothes.
01:00Flop in my bed.
01:01Open up my laptop.
01:02Log on to Yelp and write how ridiculous these prices are!
01:07Take a little baby.
01:19Look, it's me!
01:37Maybe we're not even depressed. Maybe we're just hungry.
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