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00:00:13stop moving hands up easy soldier you have some coffee this weather's freezing my balls this
00:00:21is a restricted military facility turn around and walk away or i'll warm you up by unloading
00:00:27my clip into you be a monumentally stupid thing to do let general allen know that i'm here
00:00:32step aside soldier general allen huh who do you think you are the damn president the general
00:00:41doesn't take walk-ins by random man in prissy seats back the fuck up or i'll take you down
00:01:03what the hell are you doing soldier
00:01:07sir this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility
00:01:13con man this is damian blaine ceo of atlas defense group our top military contractor
00:01:20he single-handedly controls the global arms trade you fucking fool i'm sorry sir i'm a fool sir
00:01:28please sir forgive me for my stupidity at ease soldier step aside
00:01:44gentlemen your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach
00:01:49its target across the globe giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory
00:01:54strikes it's a weak spot but we can't do any better it's impossible impossible isn't in my
00:02:01vocabulary we can do better i have i got it down from 27 minutes to only three
00:02:12i thought you'd be skeptical so how about a show and tell gentlemen i present to you
00:02:18the titan missile now you can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes
00:02:31once again sir we'll take no matter the cost we'll take it all
00:02:37thought you'd say so
00:02:39before you leave the president would like to host you for dinner
00:02:43well i'm honored but please tell the president i'm unavailable
00:02:46tonight i have other plans
00:02:48you're standing up president what plans could be more important
00:02:54well general as you can imagine i sell weapons for a living
00:02:57and my father's worried that i'll die single
00:02:59so tonight i'm going on a date to find my future wife
00:03:11when we get married and merge our family companies your olsen group will double its value
00:03:19it's a win-win for me because i get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime i
00:03:26want
00:03:33my father is forcing me to find a rich husband but it won't be an immature frat boy like you
00:03:38trying to leech off my family
00:03:39get lost creep
00:03:41spoiled bitch
00:03:42whatever
00:03:47so what do you do for a living
00:03:50well uh i'm
00:03:52my father's demanding i settle down
00:03:54but i don't want a wife when he wants me for my money
00:03:57i'm in sales
00:03:58what about you sir
00:03:59sales
00:04:01how much do you make
00:04:03but does that really matter
00:04:05yeah
00:04:08okay um
00:04:10in a good year
00:04:1150 or 60
00:04:1260 grand
00:04:14good lord you
00:04:15you can't even get a one bedroom rental
00:04:18on that
00:04:20oh
00:04:21i cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so
00:04:26poor
00:04:27why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money
00:04:30pass
00:04:32money's the only thing that matters
00:04:35what a waste of my time
00:04:38i passed up dinner with the president for this day
00:04:40talk about a waste of time
00:04:41and i meant 50 or 60 million
00:04:50had a bad date huh
00:04:53tell me about it
00:04:54i threw a drink in his face
00:04:57my father is going to be furious and cut me off unless
00:05:01i was just starting to like your smile
00:05:04and he'll cut you off unless
00:05:08this might sound crazy
00:05:09but
00:05:10i would make it worth your while
00:05:13would you want to
00:05:15get married
00:05:19married
00:05:21you really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first day
00:05:24oh
00:05:25is this a date
00:05:26it is a friday night
00:05:28it's a really nice place
00:05:30and
00:05:32you look fantastic
00:05:35this is the best date i've had in ages
00:05:37okay
00:05:38since it's a date i'll get right to the getting to know me phase
00:05:42my family's business is struggling
00:05:44my father
00:05:45a very traditional man
00:05:47has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
00:05:50is marrying me off to some rich snob
00:05:52i'm flattered
00:05:54but what makes you think i fit the rich man profile
00:05:57doesn't matter
00:05:58i don't care how much you make
00:06:00i just need to get married to get my parents off my back while i fix their business
00:06:05contract marriage
00:06:07that could work too
00:06:08i know it's a crazy thing to ask
00:06:10but i could pay you ten thousand dollars
00:06:14all you'd have to do is play along and
00:06:16that won't be necessary
00:06:18i'd marry you for free
00:06:23so i suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name
00:06:27i'm damien
00:06:29irish olsen
00:06:31pleasure to meet you
00:06:32pleasure to meet you
00:06:33hope you don't have any christmas plans
00:06:35because as my fiance i need you to come meet my family
00:06:40looking forward to it
00:06:47mr damien merry christmas
00:06:48merry christmas
00:06:50these are the christmas gifts that you got for the ulstons
00:06:52they're worth hundreds of millions so please let me securely deliver them to them
00:06:56no need
00:06:57no need i'll deliver them myself
00:06:59uh but this is a company suv
00:07:02i'm a little confused
00:07:03you're the ulstons honored guest and they didn't get you a car
00:07:06do they realize who you are
00:07:08i haven't met the family or told them who i am yet
00:07:11that's how i want it
00:07:12i want them to know me for me rather than my money
00:07:15all right whatever you say sir
00:07:25yes and you are
00:07:27mom this is my husband
00:07:29we were just talking about you
00:07:31merry christmas ma'am
00:07:32i'm damien
00:07:34i was hoping it was all a bad dream but you're really here
00:07:37my daughter really married a poor salesman
00:07:40oh be respectful
00:07:42i like him
00:07:45oh god
00:07:53this is olsen
00:07:56you're looking as lovely as ever
00:07:58oh marcus
00:08:01what a lovely surprise
00:08:03i didn't know you'd arrived
00:08:05um
00:08:07what was your name again
00:08:09salesman
00:08:11oh damien
00:08:11yes damien
00:08:12you should be honored
00:08:14this is marcus walton
00:08:16heir to the walton group
00:08:18and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter
00:08:25so
00:08:26you chose to marry
00:08:28this
00:08:30iris
00:08:31how
00:08:34bizarre
00:08:35bizarre
00:08:35yes
00:08:37what can i say
00:08:39my wife iris has good taste
00:08:43don't be rude
00:08:45do you know who you're talking to
00:08:48this man
00:08:50the walton group
00:08:51makes over a million dollars
00:08:53a month
00:08:54you
00:08:55could probably never earn that much in an entire year
00:08:59you'd be surprised
00:09:00i'm sorry damien
00:09:02this isn't
00:09:03don't bother mrs olsen
00:09:04there's no point in trying to explain
00:09:06anything to someone like him
00:09:09you're right marcus
00:09:11let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things
00:09:14it's christmas
00:09:15it's christmas
00:09:20i'm sorry
00:09:21marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry
00:09:25they only care about being rich and they hate people who aren't
00:09:28that's why my mom's being rude to you
00:09:30they have no idea what being rich means
00:09:35damien are you upset
00:09:37please you're not you're not going to back out of this right
00:09:39oh no no no
00:09:40i'm all in
00:09:42when i make a promise
00:09:43i plan to keep it
00:09:45i'd never screw you like that
00:09:48i mean
00:09:51unless you consented first
00:09:54if we get through this day with my family
00:09:56i'll consent
00:09:58to anything
00:10:00and i'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family
00:10:04well
00:10:05i'm looking forward to it
00:10:07but iris i really don't need your money
00:10:09i'm good
00:10:11iris
00:10:12did you know marcus is working on a deal with harvey lambert
00:10:17no mom
00:10:18i didn't
00:10:19because i don't even know who mr lambert is
00:10:22harvey lambert
00:10:23he's only uh the second command
00:10:26the world's largest defense contractor
00:10:30atlas
00:10:31and with mr lambert's support
00:10:35we're going to take the one group worldwide
00:10:39and uh quadruple our profits
00:10:43oh you see iris marcus is very impressive
00:10:47he's a mover and a shaker
00:10:50he's the kind of man you should marry
00:10:53not this salesman
00:10:55who could probably never get him an appointment with someone as powerful as harvey lambert
00:10:59i didn't realize harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military
00:11:03harvey?
00:11:04in this house we show respect
00:11:07and you are not on a first name basis with a man like
00:11:12oh but i am
00:11:14harvey's an old friend
00:11:20an old friend
00:11:23that's not possible
00:11:25marcus he's just a salesman
00:11:27he's just making stuff up
00:11:29so he doesn't look bad in front of iris
00:11:33on the contrary
00:11:34i feel bad for you iris
00:11:36not only is your husband unsuccessful
00:11:41he's a compulsive liar
00:11:42shame
00:11:43but don't worry darling
00:11:44if he's strapped for cash
00:11:46i can hook him up
00:11:47i'm fine
00:11:48thank you
00:11:50oh it's christmas time
00:11:54i could hook you up with a big boy job
00:11:58you can clean toilets at my company
00:12:00if you're lucky
00:12:01he might just catch a glimpse of your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom
00:12:09marcus stop it
00:12:10i don't care that damien is poor
00:12:13he's much more of a man than you'll ever be
00:12:15and i won't let you insult him like this
00:12:19thanks babe
00:12:21but don't worry
00:12:23they've got me all wrong
00:12:25i actually uh
00:12:32what a coincidence
00:12:35father is discussing business with mr lambert
00:12:40what a perfect way to prove that you're a liar
00:12:44dad what
00:12:46mr lambert wants me to be there in person
00:12:49i'll leave right away
00:12:50mr lambert isn't there yet
00:12:52but uh
00:12:52you'd like me to join
00:12:55i'll just uh
00:12:56confirm with your old friend harvey
00:13:00that he's never met you before
00:13:01you little liar
00:13:03can't wait
00:13:05and when you're ready
00:13:06to apologize
00:13:07you know where to find me
00:13:11you'll be apologizing to me
00:13:13all right well
00:13:14mrs olsen
00:13:16iris
00:13:17i'm afraid i have the jet but i have a business to conduct
00:13:21don't worry i'll be back with your christmas gifts
00:13:31iris how could you have been so rude to marcus
00:13:34and damien you liar
00:13:37mom stop it
00:13:38we're gonna be late for christmas at grandpa's let's just go
00:13:49merry christmas amanda
00:13:50merry christmas cousin
00:13:52i am so glad you did not bring that pathetic
00:13:55this
00:13:56merry christmas
00:14:02merry christmas family
00:14:04who's this rando
00:14:06you must be tom
00:14:08hi i'm damien
00:14:09i was his husband
00:14:14so you're the broke salesman who married iris without even bothering to meet the family first
00:14:19oh he doesn't care about iris
00:14:21he just married her for our money
00:14:23listen guy
00:14:25we all have a stake in this family business
00:14:27you can't just waltz in here with iris
00:14:29and steal it from us
00:14:30i told you iris darling
00:14:32bringing this freeloader home was a mistake
00:14:35enough
00:14:36it's christmas
00:14:37if you all can't be decent
00:14:39my husband and i are gonna have to leave
00:14:41iris don't be like that
00:14:43we're just joking
00:14:44you're the guest of honor tonight
00:14:46you can't leave
00:14:47come on come here
00:14:55i'm sorry damien
00:14:57my family's business is in trouble
00:14:58and they were counting on marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first
00:15:02it's nothing personal
00:15:04they just see you as standing in front of their money
00:15:07it's amusing actually
00:15:08they're so against me but they don't know anything about me
00:15:11i know everything i need to know about you
00:15:16unlike the men they want me to be with
00:15:18you're a good guy
00:15:19you're doing great
00:15:20this is the best few grand i've ever spent
00:15:23well i'm just keeping my promise
00:15:25and
00:15:26iris i really don't need your money
00:15:29i'm having a really good time with you
00:15:31you're special
00:15:33and i feel bad
00:15:35in a rush to get married
00:15:36we never
00:15:37consummated our relationship
00:15:38but maybe later tonight we can
00:15:42come on
00:15:47monty iris
00:15:49who's that
00:15:50hi leslie
00:15:51this is my new husband damien
00:15:53damien
00:15:55this is my niece leslie
00:15:56merry christmas uncle damien
00:15:58merry christmas kiddo
00:15:59i didn't know you had a niece
00:16:01i went and brought her a gift
00:16:03pew pew pew pew pew
00:16:04whoa
00:16:05uncle damien
00:16:07my money aunt's empty
00:16:08can you give me some money to fill it up for christmas
00:16:10oh honey
00:16:12you're asking the wrong man
00:16:14he's just a broke small town loser
00:16:16he doesn't have any cash for you
00:16:18do you damien
00:16:20leslie damien can't afford it
00:16:22daddy what's a broke loser
00:16:25oh it's just someone who's stupid and lazy
00:16:29and doesn't have enough to eat
00:16:30sounds sad right
00:16:32oh no i'm really sorry uncle damien
00:16:35i shouldn't have asked
00:16:36tom
00:16:38leslie your dad is joking
00:16:40but maybe instead of something that costs money
00:16:42uncle damien could take you somewhere
00:16:44now leslie i'd love to fill your money gun
00:16:46but i don't have any cash on me
00:16:49but if you take this to the bank
00:16:50they'll fill it up for you
00:16:52oh damien
00:16:54you know the bank won't bother cashing a check
00:16:56that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on
00:17:00fifty grand
00:17:03fifty thousand dollars
00:17:05where'd you get this kind of money
00:17:07can't be right
00:17:08unless
00:17:10damien
00:17:10i don't know where you're from
00:17:12but in the real world
00:17:13writing a bad check is a crime
00:17:15i knew it
00:17:16he doesn't have this kind of money
00:17:18he's just trying to show off
00:17:20this check is worthless
00:17:23it's not leslie
00:17:24cash the check
00:17:28this idiot's clothes don't even have a brand
00:17:30if you're going to pretend to be rich
00:17:32try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs
00:17:36cheap
00:17:36this is custom made
00:17:38damien you are an embarrassment to this family lying to a child to protect your poor ego
00:17:45how awful
00:17:47you know i was curious why your family's business was failing but now i see why
00:17:53you guys all jump to conclusions and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face
00:17:58you think i'm some poor loser prove it cash the check take it to the bank and when you're ready
00:18:04to apologize my wife and i will be here waiting
00:18:07and when the check balances it won't
00:18:13this is a family christmas and i'm done wasting my time on this loser
00:18:18agreed tom help me with this
00:18:20i need a drink
00:18:28who brought these christmas gifts
00:18:30they're from damien
00:18:31it's just a few gifts i got for the family
00:18:34we can open them up during dinner
00:18:35i really don't want to upset dad during dinner so i better check him out to make sure they're not
00:18:39too cheap or offensive
00:18:40i know
00:18:40hey tough guy
00:18:41what are you embarrassed about your christmas gifts
00:18:44what is this fuss about
00:18:46huh
00:18:47grandpa
00:18:50this is my husband damien
00:18:51the one i told you about
00:18:53merry christmas grandpa
00:18:54good good
00:18:56not too tall
00:18:57but handsome
00:18:58you two make a lovely couple
00:19:01hey dad what are you doing
00:19:03shouldn't you be rest
00:19:04i couldn't wait
00:19:05to see my precious granddaughter
00:19:07is that a problem
00:19:12grandpa
00:19:13everyone
00:19:14dinner's ready
00:19:37can i help you little girl
00:19:38i'm here to get some cash from my uncle
00:19:43my dad said it's fake
00:19:44but my uncle damien said it's real
00:19:46and
00:19:46he's a nice guy
00:19:48can you help me cash it
00:19:50fifty thousand dollars
00:19:52i think your uncle's playing a trick on you
00:19:57i'm sorry
00:19:59i didn't know
00:20:00this is authentic
00:20:01i'll get your cash now
00:20:07iris
00:20:07where can i find a chair
00:20:09oh you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here
00:20:14he's iris's husband
00:20:15why don't you
00:20:17grandpa we didn't even know iris was married
00:20:19it was random
00:20:21aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth
00:20:23damien isn't like that
00:20:25iris we're just looking out for you
00:20:27okay
00:20:27i mean seriously a guy like this
00:20:30marrying the ceo of the olsen group
00:20:32if he's not after our money
00:20:34why else would he be here
00:20:38that's enough
00:20:39it's christmas dinner
00:20:41everyone
00:20:42be respectful
00:20:43damien i got you a present
00:20:56i think someone confused me for the dog
00:20:59good one sis
00:21:03iris
00:21:03your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune
00:21:08we're gonna treat him like one
00:21:09amanda is this some kind of a joke
00:21:11actually i'm not hungry
00:21:13oh you won't eat the food we give you
00:21:15you ungrateful little gold digger
00:21:19i'm confused
00:21:20okay grandpa let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here
00:21:24damien doesn't deserve iris
00:21:26not even a little
00:21:27he tried to scam my daughter with a fake check
00:21:30he's a terrible role model and a liar
00:21:34merry christmas
00:21:41the check was real dad
00:21:48leslie where did you get all this it's real i took uncle damien's check to the bank and they cashed
00:21:54it
00:21:57thank you uncle damien
00:21:59leslie go back to the kids table
00:22:01i'm rich
00:22:03the check was legit
00:22:05that was 50 grand
00:22:06that's more than damien makes in a whole year
00:22:08how'd you come up with this kind of cash
00:22:09damien what's going on
00:22:10did we just assume he was poor
00:22:12he did
00:22:15but you know what they say about assumptions
00:22:17they make an ass
00:22:19out of you and me
00:22:20this cannot be real
00:22:23oh god please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us
00:22:27of course that's what he did
00:22:29what a fragile ego
00:22:30draining your entire life savings just to impress a child
00:22:33oh ridiculous
00:22:34it's shameful
00:22:36take it
00:22:37you obviously needed more than many of us
00:22:42iris
00:22:42i can't believe you married such a pathetic man
00:22:45it's sad
00:22:46damien you don't have to do this
00:22:47it's not worth going broke to impress me
00:22:50or my family
00:22:51iris
00:22:52i'm not broke
00:22:54and i don't need your money
00:22:56and this is nothing compared to the gifts
00:22:59that i bought for your family
00:23:01you'll see
00:23:02i'm sorry gifts
00:23:06gifts
00:23:08let's see them
00:23:10oh come on dad
00:23:12he's just a poor salesman
00:23:13i'm sure they're just trash
00:23:15you want to see real christmas gifts
00:23:18let's open amanda's
00:23:21she's a top executive
00:23:22that's consulted with harvey lambert's defense company
00:23:26she's rich
00:23:29and she gives good gifts
00:23:30hey what about me
00:23:31i've done deals with mr lambert
00:23:33i should get the credit
00:23:35i've been keeping this family afloat
00:23:37if it wasn't for me
00:23:38iris would have bankrupt this company years ago
00:23:41excuse me
00:23:42the company was already in rough shape when i took over
00:23:45if anything i was the one who turned it around
00:23:49the company is still failing
00:23:52iris we can't just sit by
00:23:53and watch you run the olsen company
00:23:55into bankruptcy
00:23:57and what exactly do you want me to do
00:23:59divorce this loser and marry marcus
00:24:01yes he has the funds we need
00:24:03marcus is a huge success
00:24:05go be with him
00:24:07or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all
00:24:12is working with harvey lambert such a big deal to all of you
00:24:17harvey lambert runs a corporation worth billions
00:24:19something that you probably can't comprehend
00:24:22harvey lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation
00:24:26i would know harvey's an employee
00:24:33this pathetic guy thinks he knows about business
00:24:36harvey lambert works for no one
00:24:39no iris your husband is delusional
00:24:43damien if you think you know the first thing about a good ceo like harvey lambert
00:24:48you need to get your head examined
00:24:50listen i don't want to ruin christmas over a petty fight
00:24:53so i'll call harvey
00:24:55and we'll clear this right up
00:25:00i told you i'd come back and i come bearing gifts
00:25:05merry christmas grandpa
00:25:06i'm marcus iris's close friend
00:25:10oh marcus
00:25:11i thought you had a meeting with mr lambert
00:25:14but you have time for us
00:25:16it went great we're officially partnering
00:25:18there's much to do but i just
00:25:21couldn't keep iris out of my head
00:25:23so i had to rush right back here
00:25:25marcus you are so impressive
00:25:27wish you were my cousin-in-law
00:25:29instead of this loser
00:25:30be patient
00:25:31that can be arranged
00:25:34oh marcus
00:25:35show the bottom feeder damien what a real gift looks like
00:25:47iris
00:25:48i don't want anything from you
00:25:56a five-star golf club membership
00:26:00this must be worth
00:26:01thirty thousand dollars
00:26:03thanks marcus
00:26:06a forty-nine year old whiskey
00:26:09that's fifty grand right there
00:26:14iris
00:26:15check this out
00:26:17it was worn at last year's met gala
00:26:20oh my goodness
00:26:22it's got to be worth
00:26:23a hundred grand
00:26:25mr lambert's having a banquet in a few days
00:26:28i was hoping i was aware it
00:26:30and
00:26:30be my date
00:26:33marcus
00:26:33this is too much
00:26:34you should return it
00:26:36and ask for a refund
00:26:37iris are you serious
00:26:38this would look amazing on you
00:26:39you would be the talk of the town
00:26:42huh
00:26:42oh i know damien it must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to marcus but you'll
00:26:48get over it
00:26:49no i just
00:26:50find it amusing that you're all so floored by what marcus considers to be nice gifts
00:26:59okay damien shut up you're just jealous you will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these
00:27:06marcus don't even listen to him he's such a leech iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce
00:27:15him soon
00:27:16and then she's all yours you charmer
00:27:22oh damien
00:27:27here's what you'll never stand about the walton's you goddamn fool
00:27:32we value sophistication
00:27:35class
00:27:36luxury
00:27:38but if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough then
00:27:41enlighten us
00:27:44show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account
00:27:50oh damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin i'm sure
00:27:54no no that's too generous
00:27:55more like the free donation bin
00:27:58not exactly
00:28:00see for yourselves
00:28:01you're just setting yourself up for embarrassment
00:28:04what happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less
00:28:07then you'll apologize to marcus and divorce iris
00:28:11mom
00:28:12i think that's a great idea
00:28:14i'll take that bet
00:28:16and when my gifts are more valuable than yours
00:28:19you'll apologize to iris and i
00:28:41tom i hear you like fishing on the open seas well now you can from your own personal yacht
00:28:53that's a lazara entry-level boat is 10 million
00:28:58anna my beautiful mother-in-law
00:29:00i think i hear you like collecting art
00:29:11that's so minnesota's painting
00:29:14let's go for about 40 million
00:29:16and this
00:29:17and this
00:29:18the only one of its kind
00:29:19the ocean hearts diamond necklace
00:29:21worth
00:29:22worth 100 million dollars
00:29:38okay how how is this possible
00:29:45you had a deal right marcus so apologize to my husband
00:29:51wasn't writing
00:29:53damien was telling the truth he's rich oh iris you chose so well we were so rude to your husband
00:30:01and we didn't mean it
00:30:02damn it marcus made us do it
00:30:05wait a second Damien Damien Damien you almost fooled me Marcus what are you
00:30:16talking about think about it how does a broke idiot like this afford any of this
00:30:23there's only one logical answer they're cheap knock-ups they're fake
00:30:31you're right I knew it come on Iris let's stick with the plan for the family divorce Damien
00:30:40and Mary Marcus are you sure you all want to take that risk are you absolutely positive
00:30:47these are cheap fakes just because some middle manager says so I believe Damien sure it seems
00:30:56far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts we don't know much about
00:31:01him what's there to know seriously think it's random loser it's a secret
00:31:09billionaire I don't think so grandpa Harold you're a smart man you've seen luxuries
00:31:17you're well-traveled what's your expert opinion are my gifts cheap fakes
00:31:28Tom what are you doing just taking my anger on this fake junk your husband brought
00:31:33that looks like fun hey I want to try
00:31:41do you have any idea what you just did they're just fakes anyway I mean they would end up in
00:31:45the trash eventually dad you need to rest and not use your energy worrying about these gifts
00:31:52you're so ignorant what if they were real Jimmy what if you just destroyed a 40 million dollar
00:31:59piece of art out of spite god you're insane they're not real if we displayed this painting we'd be
00:32:05arrested for fraud and forgery
00:32:21ah
00:32:26do you have any idea what you've just done
00:32:33you fools Damien look what you've done to grandpa he's furious with you
00:32:37no Amanda I'm furious with you the painting the necklace the boat they're real
00:32:47what
00:32:48grandpa you're joking
00:32:56dad why are you on the floor
00:33:00I'm cleaning up your mess this so-called trash is worth millions
00:33:04no way
00:33:05your vision must be fading grandpa
00:33:08Damien just bought some nice looking fakes
00:33:14how could I raise kids this stupid
00:33:19are you saying these are real
00:33:21when I was younger I saw this very painting
00:33:24and the private collection of Mr. Blaine Sr
00:33:27the richest man in the country
00:33:29collectors lined up
00:33:32to bid
00:33:34Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell
00:33:36I destroyed a 40 million dollar painting
00:33:38I know these diamonds
00:33:40they were procured at great cost
00:33:43I smashed a hundred million dollar diamond necklace
00:33:49Damien
00:33:49are you really so wealthy
00:33:52you said you knew Mr. Lambert
00:33:55why didn't you tell me
00:33:58Iris I didn't want you to want me for my money
00:34:02but I never lied to you
00:34:07and there's still one gift left
00:34:10for you
00:34:11my wife
00:34:13that deserves the whole world
00:34:15you don't have to spend so much on me
00:34:17I don't care about all that
00:34:19I know
00:34:21but I care about you
00:34:23and I want you to get everything that you deserve
00:34:25no
00:34:27this
00:34:28is ridiculous
00:34:30I'm rich
00:34:31I'm successful
00:34:32he's just a
00:34:35I see Damien
00:34:37well they're real
00:34:39but he didn't buy them
00:34:42he stole them
00:34:46all these gifts are connected
00:34:48to Mr. Lambert
00:34:50so how did they get in your hands Damien
00:34:53well Damien
00:34:54care to explain
00:34:56Harvey sent them to me of course
00:34:58I've told you all of that
00:34:59stop the line
00:35:01you stole them from Mr. Lambert
00:35:03you'll bring us all down with you
00:35:05you're a criminal
00:35:05this is outrageous
00:35:06you worthless fraud
00:35:08you conned your way into our family
00:35:11and we nearly fell for it
00:35:12you belong in jail
00:35:13Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings
00:35:16are ruined
00:35:17because of you
00:35:19Damien
00:35:20is this true?
00:35:22Iris
00:35:23absolutely not
00:35:25trust me
00:35:29wow what a coincidence
00:35:32Mr. Lambert just texted me to say
00:35:33that he's on his way here right now
00:35:36and once he sees what you've stolen from him
00:35:38Damien
00:35:40you're fucked
00:35:42perfect
00:35:43I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by
00:35:48Mr. Lambert is coming here
00:35:49on Christmas
00:35:50did he say why?
00:35:52he doesn't say why
00:35:53but
00:35:54it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him
00:35:58he's so screwed
00:35:59when he sees what we've done to these gifts
00:36:01he'll come after us
00:36:03glass
00:36:04I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here
00:36:08Damien
00:36:08Damien will take the blame
00:36:10Mr. Lambert will thank us
00:36:11because
00:36:13he capped a thief for him
00:36:16Marcus
00:36:17you're a lifesaver
00:36:18I'd do anything for this family
00:36:21it's just a shame that
00:36:23Iris wouldn't do anything for me
00:36:25Marcus
00:36:25I will never be with you
00:36:27Iris
00:36:27be thankful
00:36:28Marcus even likes you
00:36:29think about what he could do for our family
00:36:31there's no comparison
00:36:33he's rich
00:36:35and
00:36:35powerful
00:36:37and
00:36:37Damien is a poor thief
00:36:42no
00:36:43I don't believe it
00:36:45Damien wouldn't steal anything
00:36:47you seriously believe
00:36:50that Damien is a secret billionaire
00:36:52who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss
00:36:54there has to be an explanation
00:36:58right Damien?
00:37:00Iris
00:37:00nothing I can say or do
00:37:02will convince your family
00:37:06but I can call Harvey
00:37:08Mr. Lambert
00:37:10and he'll figure this out
00:37:11you honestly think we're going to believe
00:37:13that you have Mr. Lambert's phone
00:37:17shh
00:37:18Harvey
00:37:19whatever else you're doing can wait
00:37:21come to the Olsen house immediately
00:37:23yes sir
00:37:23I'll cancel my other meeting
00:37:25and be there ASAP
00:37:27to the Olsen house
00:37:32Harvey Lambert will be on his way
00:37:33and once he arrives
00:37:34we'll figure this out
00:37:36did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:38no
00:37:39Mr. Lambert is a fortune 500 CEO
00:37:43there's no way this petty thief
00:37:45has his phone number
00:37:45well I think he does have it
00:37:47Iris you sweet
00:37:49sweet girl
00:37:51your looks no brains out
00:37:52your husband is pulling a big trick on you
00:37:56Damien Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number
00:37:58show us your call history
00:38:00and let's see if he really called him
00:38:02it's not that simple
00:38:04Damien if you're gonna lie
00:38:05at least commit to the bid
00:38:06you're caught
00:38:09I believe you
00:38:10just show him your call history
00:38:18I knew it
00:38:19you lying piece of shit
00:38:20there's nothing there
00:38:21this is my work phone
00:38:22I do business with the Pentagon
00:38:24and intelligence agencies
00:38:25my phone has been specifically modified
00:38:27to prevent hacking
00:38:28all calls leave
00:38:29no trace
00:38:31so you're saying that you're a secret military spy
00:38:35this gets more absurd by the second
00:38:37enough
00:38:38stop the lying
00:38:39stop with the charade
00:38:41divorce Iris
00:38:42or we'll call the cops
00:38:46oh
00:38:47I wonder who that could be
00:38:49Mr. Lambert perhaps
00:38:52great
00:38:53right on time
00:38:54just as I ordered
00:38:56oh Damien
00:38:57keep talking
00:38:58you won't be so cocky
00:39:00when Mr. Lambert has you arrested
00:39:02we'll see
00:39:03and don't leave Harvey waiting
00:39:05let him in
00:39:06and we'll see if he arrests me or not
00:39:11who are these men
00:39:13those are uh
00:39:14vipers
00:39:14they're the biggest gang south
00:39:16of the Mason Dixon line
00:39:18Marcus
00:39:18you invited gang members
00:39:20well
00:39:20somebody had to keep in mind
00:39:22your lying
00:39:22thieving husband
00:39:24these boys will take care of them for us
00:39:25take up the trash
00:39:26before Mr. Lambert gets here
00:39:28Marcus
00:39:28I've told you so many times
00:39:30I'm everything that I claim to be
00:39:32and more
00:39:33just wait a minute
00:39:33until Harvey arrives
00:39:34well Damien
00:39:35he stole my woman
00:39:37so this is payback
00:39:40these gangbangers
00:39:41gonna hang you upside down
00:39:42and bleed you out dry
00:39:44oh
00:39:45these vipers
00:39:46I remember them now
00:39:48they've been begging
00:39:49to use my company's weapons
00:39:50for years
00:39:51well damn Damien
00:39:52I didn't realize
00:39:53how powerful you were
00:39:54so let me get this
00:39:57you're a billionaire
00:39:59a spy
00:40:00and a CEO arms dealer
00:40:04now
00:40:04have I got that right
00:40:06in a nutshell
00:40:09yeah
00:40:12this is a lunatic
00:40:13I was talking about
00:40:14he disrespected you
00:40:15if Captain Brown heard anything
00:40:17you'd been saying
00:40:18you'd be roadkill
00:40:19Captain Brown
00:40:20you're
00:40:21biker gang leader
00:40:23we've met
00:40:25but I bet you
00:40:26he was too embarrassed
00:40:26to tell you
00:40:28when I refused
00:40:29to do business with him
00:40:30your fearless leader
00:40:31got down on his knees
00:40:32and begged like a dog
00:40:34you're gonna regret that
00:40:38if you hurt her
00:40:39I swear to god
00:40:40let her go
00:40:43you keep resisting
00:40:45princess don't make it
00:40:46through the night
00:40:48stop taking it easy on him
00:40:49what am I paying you for
00:40:50get him out of here
00:40:52I'll sleep
00:40:53Iris it'll be okay
00:40:55move it
00:40:59Marcus what have you done
00:41:00I took out the trash
00:41:02before Mr. Lambert
00:41:03could arrive
00:41:04hey
00:41:06I did this for us
00:41:13I rushed over like you asked boss
00:41:17where's our
00:41:19oh
00:41:20Mr. Lambert
00:41:22in our house
00:41:22what an honor
00:41:24my god
00:41:25what a dream
00:41:26Mr. Lambert
00:41:27you're like a business legend
00:41:29it's a pleasure to meet you
00:41:30hi Mr. Lambert
00:41:31I'm Amanda
00:41:32I work for your company
00:41:35you're always so busy
00:41:36so we've never really met
00:41:37but
00:41:37all right
00:41:38all right
00:41:39all right
00:41:39not all at once
00:41:40I can't respond to everybody
00:41:42all at the same time
00:41:43thank you for coming to our house
00:41:45and to wish us Merry Christmas
00:41:48Merry Christmas
00:41:49I came to congratulate
00:41:51I came to congratulate Iris
00:41:52Iris
00:41:53on what
00:41:54on her wedding
00:41:55let me tell you
00:41:57she married an incredible man
00:41:59oh
00:42:01you must mean Marcus
00:42:02yes
00:42:03Marcus and Iris aren't married
00:42:05not officially
00:42:06maybe not yet anyway
00:42:07Marcus
00:42:08no
00:42:09I'm talking about Mr. Blaine
00:42:11Damien Blaine
00:42:14where is he
00:42:28boys piece of advice
00:42:30when you abduct someone
00:42:32tie them up
00:42:35for a weakling like you
00:42:40there's no need
00:42:42okay
00:42:44I have places I need to be
00:42:47so call your gang leader Brown
00:42:49let's get this over with
00:42:50once and for all
00:42:51who the hell do you think you are
00:42:54Mr. Blaine
00:42:55Mr. Blaine
00:42:56hey
00:42:56I'm David Brown
00:42:58I'm the head of the Viper MC
00:42:59you are a hard man to get a hold of
00:43:01but I need access to Atlas guns
00:43:04my guys are counting on me
00:43:06I'll pay double
00:43:06the Vipers
00:43:08you can buy weapons anywhere
00:43:10Viker
00:43:11why Atlas Arms?
00:43:12because they're the best
00:43:14look we're in the middle of a turf war right now
00:43:16and my guys need the best
00:43:18master we're going to take some heavy ass losses
00:43:19name your price I'll triple it
00:43:21Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial
00:43:25he doesn't need your business
00:43:28he doesn't want your business
00:43:31hey
00:43:31Mr. Blaine you gotta help me
00:43:33come on Mr. Blaine
00:43:36fuck
00:43:38Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing to me right now
00:43:41shut up bitch
00:43:42one more word
00:43:44and we'll blow your damn brains out
00:43:48not so tough now huh
00:43:50the Vipers are the biggest gang in this state
00:43:54one word from them
00:43:56they'll kill your whole family
00:43:58seems like your family hates you
00:44:01we could kill you
00:44:03no one even care
00:44:04and with you out of the picture
00:44:06I'm gonna swoop in
00:44:08and bet your wife
00:44:10you lay even one finger on her
00:44:12oh I bet she could take more than one finger
00:44:16she's gonna love it
00:44:18there's nothing a poor cuck like you can do about it
00:44:31what a loser like you learn to do that
00:44:33take him down
00:44:33but I don't think he's a loser like Marcus said
00:44:37he's got skills and training
00:44:40who are you?
00:44:41hey
00:44:42he's a nobody
00:44:43you're a loser
00:44:44I'm the man your boss got on his knees to beg to
00:44:47and he'll be very angry to know how you treated me
00:44:51who am I you ask?
00:44:53I'm Damian Blaine
00:44:55CEO of Atlas Defense Corps
00:44:57nice to meet you assholes
00:45:05where is the man of the hour?
00:45:07your husband
00:45:08Mr. Blaine
00:45:09Marcus and the Vipers took him
00:45:11taken?
00:45:12by the Vipers?
00:45:15why?
00:45:16because Marcus said he stole from you
00:45:19Marcus said that Damian stole from me
00:45:21yeah is that a problem?
00:45:24oh Mr. Lambert I'm sorry I think there's been a miscommunication
00:45:26please sit
00:45:28um we can talk this over and Damian he's just a loser
00:45:31no no no no no no
00:45:32you're a den of fools
00:45:35ignorance
00:45:36wait wait
00:45:37where are you going?
00:45:38to fix your catastrophic screw up
00:45:41I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine
00:45:44Iris this is your fault
00:45:46I told you Damian was trouble
00:45:48he stole from Mr. Lambert and now he's dragging us all down
00:45:52well Damian's a dead man walking
00:45:54Mr. Lambert practically just screamed it up
00:45:56for knowing him
00:45:57you all heard what you wanted to hear
00:45:59Iris come back it's Christmas
00:46:01where the hell do you think you're going?
00:46:03to save my husband
00:46:04oh in the viper pit?
00:46:07no I forbid it
00:46:13Mr. Lambert
00:46:14Merry Christmas
00:46:15I was not expecting your call
00:46:17does this mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:46:20deal?
00:46:20your gang of morons and half-wits abducted him
00:46:24shit
00:46:25I'll fix it
00:46:26yes you will
00:46:30Mr. Lambert this was not my doing
00:46:31it is your problem
00:46:33get Mr. Blaine out safely
00:46:35or the hell fire might of Atlas
00:46:37will destroy you
00:46:39consider it done
00:46:41come on
00:46:45I need every viper in Buford accounted for now
00:46:50do it
00:46:50what?
00:46:52where?
00:46:53the viper pit
00:46:55son of a bitch
00:46:59we're the
00:47:01CEO of
00:47:03Atlas Defense
00:47:06you thought you could take apart a gun?
00:47:12everyone in our gang can do that
00:47:14dickwad
00:47:15yeah you're so fucked
00:47:17Atlas is the world's biggest defense contractor
00:47:20and someone like you
00:47:22is strong
00:47:23or smart enough
00:47:24to do
00:47:24oh my god
00:47:26I know your family
00:47:27and I know their business
00:47:29I never imagined that they'd ally with some street gang
00:47:33don't just get in there shoot him
00:47:34belay that over here
00:47:37anyone harms him they have to answer to me
00:47:42boss
00:47:43what are you doing here?
00:47:45oh shit
00:47:45he really is the CEO of Atlas
00:47:48we're gonna catch an ass whooping for this
00:47:51about time bruh
00:47:52hey that's Mr. Brown
00:47:54or sir
00:47:56to you
00:47:56I heard a vip was kidnapped
00:47:58vip?
00:47:59no sir
00:48:00he's
00:48:01a liar
00:48:02he's a fraud
00:48:03his own family hates him
00:48:04he's
00:48:05he's lying
00:48:08what the hell was that for?
00:48:10you kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Court you stupid fuck
00:48:13god damn liar
00:48:17you're about to die
00:48:19you're about to die
00:48:19and you're the CEO of nothing
00:48:23I never saw Blaine's face
00:48:25could this be him?
00:48:27what do we do now boss?
00:48:29the Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine
00:48:33let's see some ID
00:48:35don't
00:48:41oh shit
00:48:43give me that
00:48:45this is a fake ID
00:48:46some AI forgery
00:48:49there's too much at stake
00:48:50I can't risk this
00:48:51I need to be able to confirm you are who you say you are
00:48:54you're getting on my nerves Becker
00:48:57Harvey can confirm my identity
00:49:09tell me you rescued Mr. Blaine or you're gonna be in a world of hurt
00:49:14sorry Mr. Lambert I'm confused
00:49:16uh Kyle Walton this isn't a good time what do you need?
00:49:20on behalf of the Walton group I'd like to humbly ask if you would honor us by arranging a meeting
00:49:24between Mr. Blaine and our CEO Marcus Walton
00:49:27he's a huge fan
00:49:28Marcus a huge fan
00:49:30I'm fine I'll handle it I need to go now
00:49:35this is an emergency how much longer to the Viper Pit
00:49:37three minutes sir
00:49:41it's busy
00:49:42I can't confirm your identity
00:49:46there's nothing to confirm
00:49:47he stole Mr. Lambert's gifts
00:49:49if you call Mr. Lambert he's just gonna
00:49:51you'll just piss him off
00:49:53finish him now
00:49:54boss this asshole attacked us
00:49:56he's humiliated the Vipers
00:49:58we have to take him down
00:50:00very well
00:50:03beat him senseless
00:50:06and make it hurt
00:50:12but don't kill him
00:50:14at least not yet
00:50:20shit it's my dad
00:50:23hey hold on hold on hold on one second
00:50:27dad I'm in the middle of something
00:50:30something more important than meeting Atlas CEO Mr. Blaine?
00:50:33I'm meeting Mr. Blaine
00:50:35hell yes hell yes
00:50:36if we could lock him down
00:50:38the Walton crew might finally break into the Fortune 500
00:50:41get back here to prep
00:50:46I'm about to go meet the real Mr. Blaine
00:50:49you're a fucking liar
00:50:51you're not CEO
00:50:54you're just some loser who's about to get his skull bashed in
00:51:00I'm gonna go to the banquet
00:51:01and I'm gonna have Iris on my arm
00:51:04I'm gonna be inside of her
00:51:06and you're gonna be inside of a shallow grave
00:51:10I would let go now
00:51:14brown
00:51:15once the Walton group is in with Mr. Blaine
00:51:18the Vipers will get their weapons
00:51:20I'll forever be in your debt sir
00:51:24kill Damien
00:51:26we'll be even
00:51:29see you at the banquet
00:51:32alright Mr. Blaine
00:51:37time's up
00:51:39put it down
00:51:41Mr. Lambert
00:51:42what are you doing here?
00:51:44you said you could handle this
00:51:46you obviously failed you moron
00:51:48I am handling it
00:51:50this guy's pretending to be Mr. Blaine
00:51:53he's a con man
00:51:53who told you he was a con man?
00:51:55why the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune himself
00:51:58Marcus Walton
00:51:59Marcus Walton has never seen Mr. Blaine
00:52:02he took his word
00:52:04what but
00:52:07no
00:52:07no
00:52:08Blaine is the CEO of Atlas
00:52:10I'd know him if I saw him
00:52:12and that guy is no global arms dealer
00:52:16very good
00:52:21what the hell was that for?
00:52:24I'm doing this for Mr. Blaine
00:52:26this is Mr. Blaine
00:52:28what?
00:52:35I'll save you Damien
00:52:36you may not be rich
00:52:37but you don't have to put yourself in danger
00:52:39just for me
00:52:44you're the real Damien Blaine
00:52:46I'm sorry sir
00:52:48this never should have happened
00:52:50vipers have crossed the line
00:52:51how do you want to handle this?
00:52:54say the word
00:52:55and our people can eradicate the entire gang
00:52:59whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:53:00stop stop
00:53:02don't do this
00:53:03don't
00:53:04don't do this
00:53:04I am begging you
00:53:06don't do this
00:53:06it's not up to me
00:53:07look I didn't know man
00:53:09please
00:53:10pathetic
00:53:12you did know
00:53:14I told you exactly who I was
00:53:16you just didn't want to listen
00:53:20I'm sorry
00:53:21it was Marcus and his lies
00:53:22I shouldn't have listened to him
00:53:25I will do anything
00:53:26the vipers will do anything
00:53:29I run a global war machine larger than most nations armies
00:53:33what could you and your petty little viker gang possibly do for me?
00:53:41actually
00:53:44there's one thing
00:53:45there's a Christmas banquet with business partners in a couple days
00:53:50Marcus and his Walton group will be there
00:53:52do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:53:54yes sir
00:53:55I understand
00:53:57the vipers won't let you down
00:54:12I'll save you Damien
00:54:14don't hurt my husband
00:54:21consider me safe babe
00:54:26are you hurt?
00:54:28what did they do?
00:54:29I'm fine
00:54:31Iris
00:54:32you came for me
00:54:34that was incredibly brave
00:54:35well
00:54:36I was worried about you
00:54:40what happened?
00:54:41where's the gang?
00:54:43they had to take off
00:54:46Iris
00:54:47I love that you came for me
00:54:50but it was dangerous
00:54:51you could have been hurt
00:54:53this is just a contract marriage
00:54:55you don't owe me anything
00:54:56why would you risk it all just for me?
00:54:59well
00:55:00at first I was just marrying you as a way to dodge Marcus
00:55:03but
00:55:04I don't know
00:55:05you've grown on me
00:55:06I don't care that you're not rich
00:55:09when they took you I realized
00:55:11I think I'm
00:55:13calling for you
00:55:18that makes two of us
00:55:21I couldn't ask for a better wife
00:55:22I couldn't ask for a better wife
00:55:23I couldn't ask for a better wife
00:55:49and you saved me
00:55:50now I want to save you
00:55:52I know that your family's business is struggling
00:55:56fortunately I can help
00:55:59at the business banquet in a couple days
00:56:01I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus and his one group
00:56:06wait
00:56:07but instead
00:56:09I want to give that money to you
00:56:12what do you mean?
00:56:17wait
00:56:17babe
00:56:19banquet?
00:56:20Walton group?
00:56:21I don't understand
00:56:22Marcus and Mr. Lambert are finalizing a deal
00:56:25Mr. Lambert works for me
00:56:27I'm doing the deal
00:56:29and I'm changing it
00:56:32for you
00:56:33you want to role play?
00:56:35okay
00:56:36you play big business tycoon
00:56:39and I'll play
00:56:42I love where your head's at
00:56:45but
00:56:46this isn't some game
00:56:48believe it or not
00:56:49I'm telling you the truth
00:56:51you're funny
00:56:53okay
00:56:54I guess I'll look forward to it then
00:56:56Grandpa's waiting for us
00:56:57and as the only member of my family who likes you
00:57:00we can't keep him waiting
00:57:09Iris what is it?
00:57:11Grandpa's in the hospital
00:57:22the doctor says your grandpa has brain melt disease
00:57:25he doesn't have much time left
00:57:30Grandpa
00:57:30please wake up please
00:57:32I need you
00:57:33please
00:57:35Harvey
00:57:36I need them here now
00:57:38the doctors say all we can do is hope for a miracle
00:57:42Grandpa took care of me after my dad died
00:57:45I have to help him
00:57:47even if I have to sell the company
00:57:49sell the company?
00:57:53sell the company?
00:57:55Iris, we own shares
00:57:58you don't have that power
00:57:59and it's your fault Grandpa's sick
00:58:01so you want to save him?
00:58:02pay out of pocket
00:58:03it's my fault?
00:58:04yeah
00:58:05if you hadn't brought this loser home
00:58:06Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved
00:58:09and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead
00:58:11Iris, dish this douche
00:58:13and marry Marcus
00:58:14his family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world
00:58:19there's another option
00:58:22don't worry
00:58:23we called in the world's top medical team
00:58:26they'll be here shortly
00:58:26Grandpa
00:58:27will be just fine
00:58:29really?
00:58:30really
00:58:31bullshit!
00:58:32you expect us to believe that you know
00:58:34and can much less afford
00:58:35the best doctors in the world?
00:58:40you can't even afford decent clothes
00:58:42Jimmy
00:58:45get off
00:58:46and if these doctors exist
00:58:49why don't they start by treating your delusions of grandeur?
00:58:52Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
00:58:54rich, successful Marcus?
00:58:56or your broke, delusional husband?
00:58:58Damien might not have money
00:58:59but I trust him
00:59:02it's official!
00:59:03his craziness is contagious!
00:59:05your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa
00:59:09now get out of here
00:59:14I came as soon as you called Mr. Blaine
00:59:17how can I help?
00:59:21sorry
00:59:21who are you?
00:59:23he's my chief physician
00:59:24Dr. Franklin
00:59:25a Nobel Prize winner in medicine
00:59:27a Nobel Prize winner
00:59:30how do you know someone so prestigious?
00:59:32Jimmy, maybe Damien really is who he says he is
00:59:37Grandpa, Damien brought you the best doctor in the world
00:59:40you're going to be okay
00:59:45hey
00:59:51cardiac arrhythmia
00:59:52it's critical
00:59:53we need you to get into OR stat
00:59:59hey, don't worry
01:00:07Grandpa's going to be just fine
01:00:13this is all your fault, salesman
01:00:16this is all your fault, salesman
01:00:24surgery went smoothly
01:00:26Harold's stable
01:00:28he's in recovery
01:00:30follow me
01:00:35Damien's doctor saved Grandpa
01:00:37do you believe me now?
01:00:39I'm not some loser
01:00:41I'm a wealthy CEO
01:00:44I... I...
01:00:45it's honestly a miracle
01:00:48good job Dr. Franklin
01:00:50it's not hard to help you sir
01:00:52wait, if the surgery was so successful
01:00:55why hasn't dad woken up yet?
01:01:01well he was under anesthesia for surgery
01:01:03it's going to need some time to...
01:01:04you messed up, didn't you doctor?
01:01:06just admit it
01:01:08my patient is just fine
01:01:10look at his chart
01:01:12grandpa's doing great
01:01:12Damien and his so-called doctor
01:01:16probably forged the chart
01:01:20Damien, this whole thing is just a scam
01:01:22to get our family fortune
01:01:24how low can you go?
01:01:26you... and your worthless husband
01:01:29want to kill grandpa and steal his money?
01:01:32you're all insane
01:01:33use your eyes
01:01:35the surgery was successful
01:01:37no it wasn't
01:01:38Damien doesn't know any real doctors
01:01:40he's not rich
01:01:42he killed grandpa
01:01:43and now our family Christmas is gonna
01:01:45end up in his funeral
01:01:47enough
01:01:50why... why are you yelling?
01:01:54dad, you're awake
01:01:55are you okay?
01:01:57grandpa, we were so worried
01:01:59it's a miracle
01:02:01it's a Christmas miracle
01:02:03what... what happened to me?
01:02:04Damien brought in a world-class doctor
01:02:06who saved your life
01:02:09I believe the three of you owe Damien and Dr. Franklin an apology
01:02:13I've always been there for you grandpa
01:02:14I've always been doing everything to make sure you're okay
01:02:17Tom, Damien was the one who brought in the doctor who saved grandpa
01:02:20now you're trying to take all the credit?
01:02:22grandpa just woke up
01:02:23and you're trying to start a fight?
01:02:25you and your husband are so obnoxious
01:02:28grandpa, I've been by your side
01:02:29these two don't care about you
01:02:31you should take away Iris's inheritance and give it to us instead
01:02:42grandpa, what was that for?
01:02:44i'm old, but i'm not stupid
01:02:49Damien put up with your nonsense for Iris
01:02:52you twist the truth to try to get your hands on her inheritance
01:02:59you three apologize to Damien
01:03:03but...
01:03:04if the next word out of your mouths isn't sorry
01:03:10i am cutting off your inheritances
01:03:20I'm sorry, Damien
01:03:22sorry, welcome to the family
01:03:26i'm sorry Damien
01:03:28you saved him
01:03:31but...
01:03:31i have to wonder
01:03:34how do you know a nobel prize winning doctor?
01:03:41i've been telling you all this all along
01:03:44i'm not this nobody that you think i am
01:03:46i'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps
01:03:50um...
01:03:51if that's true
01:03:54oh my god, what have i done?
01:03:57now, did i imagine this?
01:04:00or...
01:04:00did you all spend Christmas telling Iris i wasn't good enough for her?
01:04:04no, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:05it's quite the opposite
01:04:08see, the Olsen family is wealthy
01:04:12i just don't see what you see in Iris
01:04:14what i see in Iris?
01:04:18i see...
01:04:19optimism
01:04:20and i see her character
01:04:22and i see her lovely personality
01:04:25and most importantly
01:04:28i see her beautiful heart
01:04:30all things money can't buy
01:04:33but...
01:04:34she's the one that told us you aren't rich
01:04:37why, Iris?
01:04:41i'm in sales
01:04:42what about you, Sarah?
01:04:44sales?
01:04:45that was a misunderstanding
01:04:47i just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband
01:04:50i never expected him to be the richest man in the world
01:04:53you're pretending to be married?
01:04:58at first i wanted a contract marriage
01:05:00so you'd stop trying to get me to marry some rich snob like Marcus
01:05:04i never expected him to be this incredible guy
01:05:07meeting you was the luckiest moment of my life
01:05:12i never thought i could find someone as...
01:05:15kind
01:05:16caring
01:05:18and genuine as you
01:05:20then you'll have a proper wedding
01:05:23a christmas wedding
01:05:25i'd love to
01:05:28that is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet
01:05:32we're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group
01:05:35billion?
01:05:36yes, but i'm not doing the deal
01:05:38at the banquet
01:05:39i'll cancel the deal
01:05:41and shift it to your family's company
01:05:44call it a...
01:05:46early wedding gift for my bride
01:05:49oh my god
01:05:51Tom, we're saved
01:05:53the company will be worth billions
01:06:02Damien, you'd really do that?
01:06:08it's already done
01:06:24i told you, he's unavailable
01:06:26i'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group
01:06:29i'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey Lambert
01:06:34where is he?
01:06:40i told you, sir
01:06:41he's unavailable
01:06:43son, what's the holdup?
01:06:45as i was telling your boy, Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you
01:06:49unacceptable, we're here to sign a multi-billion dollar deal at the banquet in two days
01:06:53we have to coordinate
01:06:54Mr. Blaine has decided to amend the plans for the banquet
01:06:57why don't you go home and we'll reach out if we need you
01:07:00bitch, don't you know who we are?
01:07:02are you out of your mind, son?
01:07:03this woman is close to Mr. Lambert
01:07:05insulting her is essentially insulting Harvey
01:07:08dad, we've got a deal
01:07:09i'm not gonna beg to some secretary
01:07:12if Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans
01:07:15we'll go talk to him
01:07:16black, son, you'll meet Mr. Blaine soon
01:07:19once you're with him, Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway
01:07:23it'll all work out fine
01:07:25apologies, ma'am
01:07:26we'll come back at Mr. Lambert's convenience
01:07:36was that the Walton group?
01:07:38uh, yes Mr. Lambert, um, should i get them back?
01:07:40uh, no
01:07:41just got off the phone with the boss, change of plans
01:07:43our big contract with them is to be cancelled
01:07:46and reassigned to a local family
01:07:48the Olsons
01:07:54that's a multi-billion dollar deal
01:07:57marcus and his father will be upset
01:07:58should we notify them?
01:08:00no, don't bother
01:08:00but if they come back, don't let them in
01:08:02they think they can win over Mr. Blaine
01:08:05but they've already screwed up
01:08:06those morons
01:08:08get Dawson in here, we need to go over the party details
01:08:11yes sir
01:08:22Mr. Lambert, what can i do for you?
01:08:24Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days
01:08:26he and his wife are coming now
01:08:28so make sure they are treated like a king and a queen
01:08:31Mr. Blaine, the CEO of Atlas
01:08:36I'm honored
01:08:37I'll make sure everything is perfect for them
01:08:39he's taken a personal interest in this event
01:08:45give him a call
01:08:48thank you
01:08:54Mr. Blaine, it's Liam Dawson
01:08:56the coordinator for your banquet coming up
01:08:58I'm here at your disposal for anything you need
01:09:00I only have one request
01:09:03make sure Marcus Walton and his family are removed from the list
01:09:16this is my day, nobody's here to greet me
01:09:20who's that asshole over there sucking both my attention?
01:09:23you don't know?
01:09:25that's Liam Dawson, Mr. Lambert's right-hand man
01:09:28he's the one orchestrating this entire grand event
01:09:32sounds like someone I should know
01:09:35Liam
01:09:37it's a pleasure to meet me, I'm sure
01:09:39sorry you are?
01:09:40Marcus Walton, of course
01:09:43my family's sponsoring this event
01:09:46Beth signed a Billion Dell deal with Mr. Blaine
01:09:50don't pretend like you're not in awe of me
01:09:52I understand I come off as very...
01:09:54oh, look at the time
01:09:56I don't have time for lesser guests
01:09:58I must find Mr. Blaine
01:10:01why don't you mingle in the back
01:10:03away from our...
01:10:06real VIPs
01:10:17what the fuck?
01:10:21Mr. Blaine's about the same deal with you
01:10:26that idiot doesn't know who he's messing with
01:10:35this fool's been sitting out for 20 minutes
01:10:37it's not fresh anymore
01:10:39replace it
01:10:47there we are, Don
01:10:48ready?
01:10:53could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
01:10:56nah
01:10:57Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security
01:11:00they must not be anyone important
01:11:02Marcus
01:11:03I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert
01:11:06your family's business is gonna skyrocket
01:11:09maybe we should talk
01:11:10anyone that does a deal like this ends up
01:11:13on the Forbes billionaire list
01:11:15you're gonna be somebody
01:11:27what's the opposite of a big successful billionaire business titan like myself?
01:11:34oh yes
01:11:35Damien
01:11:39how does a broke salesman like you Damien get into an event like this?
01:11:44pretty classy
01:11:44ten thousand dollars a hat
01:11:46a salesman?
01:11:47he's a commoner
01:11:49he's dampening the evening
01:11:51why hasn't security thrown him out?
01:11:53what?
01:11:53I ordered Dawson to remove you and your pathetic family out of this event
01:11:58he disappointed me
01:11:59slander? you can't even tell him what to do
01:12:02who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:12:05I don't know, it's okay
01:12:07don't be surprised
01:12:09Damien is a known liar
01:12:11in fact he even uh, pretended to be Mr. Blaine
01:12:16impersonating Mr. Blaine?
01:12:17that's outrageous
01:12:18in fact it's downright criminal
01:12:20do you even know who Mr. Blaine is?
01:12:23half the world owes their life to him
01:12:25the other world wants him dead
01:12:28impersonating him is to take it straight to a cell at Guantanamo
01:12:31oh Iris
01:12:33what are you ever gonna learn if you keep sticking around with this loser
01:12:36your family's just gonna be in trouble
01:12:39but
01:12:40if you
01:12:42spend the night with me
01:12:44Mr. Blaine might just
01:12:46let them slide
01:12:48for me
01:12:49enough!
01:12:54are you okay Iris?
01:12:57did he hurt you?
01:12:58no, I'm fine
01:12:59thanks to you
01:13:02I'm fine too
01:13:04you really think you'd get away with that?
01:13:07Mr. Lambert and Mr. Blaine are on my side
01:13:10and any minute now they're gonna be all over you
01:13:12I think you're confused Marcus
01:13:15I'm not on your side
01:13:16but if you think you can take me
01:13:18try it
01:13:19Marcus, this guy is cuckoo
01:13:20he's impersonating Mr. Blaine
01:13:23send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out
01:13:26if you apologize to me
01:13:28I might just let you walk out of here
01:13:31your self obsession and petty drama
01:13:33is exactly why I ordered Dawson to remove you from the guest list
01:13:46Mr. Blaine
01:13:48excited to meet you
01:13:49I'm here at the hotel waiting
01:13:50I'm already here
01:13:52I've been here
01:13:54you're already here?
01:13:55my apologies sir
01:13:57I didn't see you
01:14:00I would've given you a proper welcome
01:14:02I gave you one simple order
01:14:05don't let the Walton family in
01:14:07why did you defy me?
01:14:15the Waltons?
01:14:17they snuck in
01:14:18I'll handle it right away sir
01:14:20then get to it
01:14:22fast
01:14:22what are you?
01:14:26whoa did you hear that?
01:14:27he just got off the phone with Mr. Dawson
01:14:29he's a salesman
01:14:30how can he be bossing Mr. Dawson around?
01:14:33unless he really is Mr. Blaine
01:14:36good lord you're all a bunch of goddamn groups
01:14:39he's a con man
01:14:40he's faking it
01:14:42in fact, let's see that call history
01:14:44not yet
01:14:45no right to see my phone
01:14:46of course he does
01:14:47Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner
01:14:49and Mr. Blaine's future business partner
01:14:51you're scared to show us what's on that phone
01:14:54aren't you?
01:14:55hand it over
01:14:59security
01:15:00kill
01:15:03what do we do Damien?
01:15:04don't worry Mrs. Blaine
01:15:06I'll figure out who we are soon enough
01:15:08Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
01:15:11seriously Iris
01:15:12you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy
01:15:15I can see why the Olsen group has gone down under management
01:15:18clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed
01:15:21a lunatic man
01:15:23and his idiotic fool of a wife
01:15:26what a perfect match
01:15:27well what are you waiting for?
01:15:29take them down and kick them out
01:15:40where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:15:43well what are you waiting for?
01:15:44get some more people and stop this psycho
01:15:46stop
01:15:48what's going on here?
01:15:53this lunatic
01:15:55he's pretending to be Mr. Blaine
01:15:56he's attacking the guards
01:15:58you're the one who provoked him
01:16:00and tried to get us thrown out Marcus
01:16:01oh I was doing that for the banquet
01:16:03if the real Mr. Blaine came in and saw this impersonator
01:16:06causing all this trouble
01:16:07he'd be pissed
01:16:08you'd be in big trouble Mr. Dawson
01:16:10enough
01:16:12so you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:16:13it isn't a claim
01:16:14it's a fact
01:16:16I'm disappointed in you Dawson
01:16:18I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone
01:16:20we've never actually met
01:16:21see I knew it
01:16:23Mr. Dawson doesn't even know who you are
01:16:25you spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone a few minutes ago right?
01:16:29then you have my number
01:16:32I'll dial it
01:16:32and then you can confirm my identity
01:16:34sure
01:16:36no problem
01:16:40it's Mr. Blaine's number
01:16:47hello Dawson
01:16:49convinced?
01:16:51I'm sorry Mr. Blaine
01:16:53I should have recognized you earlier
01:16:55Mr. Dawson there must be some kind of mistake
01:16:57I'm sure there's an explanation
01:16:59shut up
01:17:01I listened to you and now I've offended Mr. Blaine
01:17:04security
01:17:05take this asshole away
01:17:08ok I'm
01:17:10I'm Marcus Walton
01:17:12please let me correct my error sir
01:17:14very well
01:17:16I won't hold it against you
01:17:18this time
01:17:19now get Marcus out of my party
01:17:21and set up a table for my wife and I
01:17:24yes sir
01:17:26wait
01:17:27no
01:17:28I can explain I know what's going on
01:17:30just listen to me
01:17:36I can prove
01:17:37that this nut bag is Mr. Blaine
01:17:40he stole Mr. Blaine's phone
01:17:44come on think about it
01:17:46how can somebody this poor and this dumb be Mr. Blaine
01:17:49he already proved he isn't poor
01:17:51oh shut up woman
01:17:53he's not a CEO he's a thief
01:17:56he stole Christmas gifts from Mr. Lambert just a few days ago
01:18:00if I hadn't called him on it
01:18:01Mr. Lambert would have no idea
01:18:03how can you prove what you're saying
01:18:05I'm signing a billion dollar deal with Mr. Blaine
01:18:09why would I lie about that?
01:18:11I know
01:18:12I could vouch for Marcus
01:18:13his dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert
01:18:16their paperwork and everything is all set for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine
01:18:20it's basically set in stone
01:18:22exactly
01:18:23Marcus is far more trustworthy than this con man
01:18:28get him
01:18:30I'll see you guys
01:18:32I'll see you guys
01:18:33oh my god
01:18:35it's how you get the heat
01:18:36the heat
01:18:36it's not so easy
01:18:36my skin is the heat
01:18:36the heat
01:18:39I'm didn't even know
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