00:01Stupid. Think. Every. Time. Mother. I hate scotch.
00:08Oh. No rush.
00:10Hey. What do you need?
00:13Hey, club soda, please.
00:14How about a little something in there to keep a company?
00:16What do you recommend?
00:17Well, scotch and soda's a classic. This one's okay.
00:21We just got this one in. It's got a pig on the bottle.
00:24But this one, this one's really good.
00:27It's aged eight years, smoky, from Scotland.
00:30A little pricier, but worth it.
00:32I drink this one when I've got a reason to celebrate.
00:35Then I will take that one.
00:37I think I've got something to celebrate.
00:39Oh, yeah? What's that?
00:40She's good.
00:44What are you doing here?
00:45Britta, this is my boss.
00:48From Honda?
00:50In public, you'll refer to us as Hillary from now on. Continue.
00:53There's a program we can be in where we covertly market as a team.
00:56We can be a couple in a relationship in public.
01:00We can walk down the street holding hands.
01:02If I take a job tricking people into buying things they don't want.
01:06Do you enjoy billboards and commercials, Miss Perry?
01:08You mean shillboards and con-mercials?
01:12No, I don't.
01:13I detest them.
01:15They are unmanned bulldozers rolling over everything in their path.
01:18What Rick does is surgical.
01:21He finds that part of each life that Honda can improve and gently bathes it in the most helpful information
01:28possible.
01:29I don't think you understand how surgery works.
01:31I came in here to get a club soda.
01:33Right now I am drinking probably the best scotch I've had in years.
01:36Did you trick me?
01:38Am I suffering?
01:41Do you love this man?
01:44I do.
01:45Then I pronounce you a highly influential couple.
01:48You may kiss your boyfriend.
01:55Wait, where'd he go?
01:56Well, that's not for us to understand.
01:59Well, okay, but he's right there.
02:11Hi, Todd.
02:12Hey, guys.
02:13Mind if we sit with you?
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:15That'd be great.
02:17I have to say, you guys seem very happy together.
02:20Well, we have our moments.
02:22I'm excited because we're going antiquing this weekend.
02:24I love antiquing.
02:26Everything is so old.
02:27I like it, too.
02:28You said you hated it.
02:29I hated finding these treasures and not being able to fit them in the car.
02:33Now I got a CRV.
02:34CRV?
02:35Yeah, Rick's new Honda.
02:36He won't shut up about it.
02:38It's kind of a game changer.
02:39It's certainly a sex life changer.
02:42Sorry for being obnoxious.
02:45So what have you been up to?
02:47I don't remember.
02:49CRV, you say?
02:50CRV?
02:51CRV.
02:56You're amazing.
02:57You're amazing.
02:58Honda's amazing.
02:59I want you to meet my parents.
03:00Yes.
03:02Honda.
03:04Look, Britt is in love.
03:05Yep.
03:06He must be a very special young man.
03:08I bet they'll be together for a very long time.
03:15Hey, you got it.
03:16Hey, man.
03:18Hey.
03:18Hi, Jeff.
03:19Hey.
03:20Hey, here you can have my seat.
03:22I'll just go into class.
03:23Oh, wait, before you go.
03:24I know you have every one of Natalie's freezing CDs, but Ovid found some songs by them online
03:29that they did for a charity album for homeless skateboarders.
03:33Plastic doll parts, wallpaper chrysalis.
03:36Weird blanket.
03:38I never heard these.
03:39This is great.
03:40Thanks.
03:41Hey.
03:42Stay away from that mechanic.
03:44Unless they need a wrench made of licorice.
03:51Oh, man.
03:52I'm sorry.
03:53Inside joke.
03:54Man, I'm like a fart to that guy.
03:56He can't get away fast enough.
03:57What?
03:57No.
03:58I mean, maybe.
04:00What the hell happened at that ears game that made him like you so much?
04:03A few brief moments of human vulnerability.
04:05Not really your wheelhouse.
04:06Oh, I'm sure you have detailed files on human vulnerability.
04:10I'll bet.
04:10What?
04:11Oh.
04:11Take a knee, man.
04:12He's right, Jeff.
04:13If you want Elroy to like you, maybe you need to put yourself out there.
04:17You mean bribe him?
04:18With gifts?
04:19Like your Natasha Freezes CD?
04:22Natalie is freezing.
04:24Natalie is freezing.
04:27Natalie is freezing.
04:28Natalie is freezing.
04:29Natalie is freezing.
04:30Natalie is freezing.
04:31Natalie is freezing.
04:44It's freezing.
04:45What happened if you just ran?
04:45Natalie is freezing.
04:45gypsy rides on that table.
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