00:00You see, drinking is really a matter of algebraic ratios.
00:05How drunk you get is dependent on how much alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight.
00:09You see my point? It's not that you had a lot to drink. It's just you're too skinny.
00:16Marcel, a bunch more drinks here, please.
00:17No, no, Freddy, I don't want to get drunk.
00:21But you are drunk. You see, a sober person would have reached for the presence.
00:26Is he going to be there long?
00:27I don't know.
00:27Oh, I'm on the bar.
00:29You're on the bar.
00:31Come on off the bar.
00:33Oh, this stool is in your way. Let me move that for you.
00:36Uh-oh, you fell.
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