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The Jonathan Ross Show - Season 23 Episode 3
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00:26Welcome to the Jonathan Rush Show.
00:29And we've got a fabulous show lined up for you tonight.
00:31Wait till you see who's in my green room.
00:33First up, an incredible actor and a phenomenal race car driver.
00:38He's the star of one of my favourite shows of all time, Grey's Anatomy.
00:42It's Patrick Dempsey.
00:44Hey, Patrick.
00:47Looking alarmingly, George.
00:52Alongside Patrick this evening are these next two are pretty much British royalty.
00:56You'll know him from EastEnders, Rivals and movies like Marching Powder.
01:00She won the nation's hearts by winning both Love Island and SAS Who Dares Wins.
01:05It's Danny Dyer and Danny Dyer.
01:08The Dyer.
01:10Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny.
01:13Plus, if I don't want enough, we've got a comedian who I've watched grow up from being an awkward,
01:18gangly stand-up to an awkward, gangly movie star.
01:21It's the always hilarious Mr. Jack Whitehall.
01:26Hey, Danny.
01:27How's it going?
01:29Right, can I get into Dr. Mike Patrick?
01:31Look, it's a nice thing to say.
01:34I'm saying that you're vulnerable like the rest of us.
01:36Unbelievable.
01:37And then we've got music and chat from a brilliant British musician and actor.
01:42She's nominated for Artist of the Year at next week's Brits.
01:46And one of her tracks was the unofficial Lionesses Anthem,
01:48which helped spur our team onto victory.
01:51It is Rebecca Lucy Taylor, a.k.a.
01:53Self-esteem.
01:54Thank you, Rebecca.
01:55Thank you for having me to see you.
01:56Thank you for joining.
01:58OK, so, before I get my guests out, and I want to get them out as quick as possible,
02:03have you all been enjoying the Winter Olympics this year?
02:05Yes!
02:06Amazing.
02:07Well, you may be enjoying it, and I'm enjoying it,
02:10but none of us are enjoying it as much as the athletes themselves,
02:13because take a look at this news story.
02:15Olympic villages won out of condoms
02:18in the 2026 Games due to higher-than-anticipated demand.
02:23OK, so there are reports, this is the report,
02:25the Olympic Committee, they supplied 10,000 condoms
02:28for 2,871 athletes,
02:32and they ran out in three days.
02:36I've done the maths, so that's nearly three and a half condoms each
02:38over the three days,
02:40though any adults in the world know those half condoms aren't that much use.
02:44That's more than once a day each.
02:46They should win a gold medal for that alone.
02:49But remember, maybe it isn't just sex,
02:51because they are for protection in other ways as well.
02:54For example, I think you might want to slip one on
02:56if you were taking part in this event.
02:57Look at that, you see, just to be safe...
02:59LAUGHTER
03:01That is the double lube...
03:02Sorry, the double luge.
03:04LAUGHTER
03:04The double luge.
03:05But my favourite thing from the Winter Olympics
03:07hasn't been the curling, which I've been loving.
03:09It hasn't been the skeleton bob, I've been loving.
03:11It's been Snoop Dogg.
03:13Snoop Dogg is out there supporting the US team,
03:15and here we have some footage of him
03:17trying out some Olympic sports as well.
03:19Have a look at this.
03:20Right there. Just right there?
03:21Yeah.
03:22You can even make gestures into it if you want.
03:26Like this?
03:31Oh, s***!
03:33LAUGHTER
03:33Oh, no!
03:36LAUGHTER
03:39LAUGHTER
03:39LAUGHTER
03:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:43There he is.
03:44There he is, slipping on gin and juice.
03:47LAUGHTER
03:48Let's get my first guess at show.
03:50We have to start the show a hilarious comedian
03:52and the nation's favourite father and daughter duo.
03:55Will you welcome Jack Whitehall and the Dyers?
03:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:15Oh, yes.
04:17Well, it is fabulous to have you all here.
04:19I love having the show.
04:20Danny, it's the first time I've interviewed you together with your dad.
04:22It's the first time I've done the pair of you, haven't I?
04:24Is it?
04:24I think so, yeah.
04:25And her brother.
04:27LAUGHTER
04:28My son is a three now.
04:28Not my other son, like my little posh son.
04:30Yeah.
04:31We are actually all related.
04:32We are all related to William the Conqueror.
04:3550th in line to the throne.
04:36And after the Epstein files, 49th.
04:39LAUGHTER
04:39Well, he's gone early.
04:40He's gone early.
04:42He's gone early.
04:43He's gone early.
04:44Hey, congratulations are in order, ladies and gentlemen,
04:47because little Dan got married just a short while ago.
04:50Congratulations.
04:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:53And, um...
04:56And I know that big Danny was particularly happy...
04:59So, look at me, look, so happy.
05:01Yeah, yeah, because the young man you married to, he is the...
05:04Now, cos I don't know much about football,
05:05he's the captain of the West Ham football team.
05:08He's my hero, this man.
05:10Yeah.
05:10And she fucking married him.
05:12It's just incredible to me.
05:13LAUGHTER
05:13It's just, it's just incredible.
05:15I was Jewett, really, because...
05:17You were Jewett?
05:18Well, yeah, because you ain't a first fella, is it?
05:20You know what I mean?
05:21LAUGHTER
05:23Yeah, you deserved someone like Jarrod.
05:26Kissed a few frogs.
05:27Kissed a few frogs and I got my prince.
05:28Yeah.
05:29You really did.
05:30And how hard was it to stop your father going on the honeymoon
05:33with you, seeing as he...
05:34Yeah, really hard.
05:36You just, yeah, you just adore him a lot, don't you?
05:38You always want to...
05:40We were saying before, he wanted to tuck him in bed.
05:43If Jarrod's up for sleep, he goes,
05:45I might go upstairs and just roll him over and just check these.
05:47Well, you know...
05:48You're going to come home and you're going to find him
05:50spooning him upstairs.
05:52Yes.
05:52It doesn't shock me.
05:53No, I did want the first answer from him as well, but...
05:56You're not allowed.
05:58Well, not according to the Beckhams.
05:59No, it's not.
06:01So...
06:02So...
06:04What was the father of the bride, what was the speech like
06:07on the wedding?
06:07What was his speech like?
06:08It was brilliant.
06:09It was so good.
06:10Really natural.
06:11It didn't feel like you...
06:12Did you plan it?
06:13No, I did bring me BAFTA and I did it because...
06:16LAUGHTER
06:17I went and took them with a joke which said,
06:19look, today's not about me, but...
06:22LAUGHTER
06:22And then I pulled out me BAFTA.
06:24And look, the speech was written for me, really.
06:25I mean, it was just...
06:27You know, it was just me sort of...
06:28It was such a beautiful day as a father anyway, so...
06:32You know, I didn't want to get too heavy.
06:34So, we had a bit of a laugh and a joke about it, didn't we?
06:37Jared's speech was amazing, he was choking me up.
06:39I didn't want to get choked up and that, do you know what I mean?
06:41Jack's got a big day coming up.
06:42Jack is getting married, finally, to the woman he's been engaged to
06:45for some while now.
06:47A very decent amount of time.
06:49LAUGHTER
06:49How long have you been engaged for, Jack?
06:51Two years.
06:51Two years, OK, OK.
06:53But why wait so long?
06:55I'm always curious as to when...
06:55Stop, why?
06:56You did this when I hadn't popped the question
06:58and now you're trying to do it again.
06:59But when you're engaged, it's like you're engaged,
07:01you might as well just do it quick, don't you think?
07:03We had a baby.
07:04Well, congratulations.
07:06Has she put you up to this?
07:07No, no.
07:08But you're looking forward to it, presumably you're looking forward.
07:10Have you made plans for the wedding?
07:11Do you know what you're doing?
07:12Can you share anything?
07:13Yeah, no, I'm very excited.
07:15It's going to be great.
07:15And it's like, also, yeah, the sort of first time
07:18that our families are ever coming together,
07:20which I'm looking forward to them all meeting each other.
07:22Now, how's that going to be?
07:23Because your families, I believe, are from somewhat different worlds,
07:25aren't they?
07:26Yes, yeah, no, like, my family are, it will come as no surprise to you,
07:31a bunch of sort of, you know, gilet-wearing, chinless toffs.
07:36Right.
07:37And then her family are like proper Cockney.
07:40They're proper...
07:41Wow.
07:41All West Ham fans, yeah, proper salt of the earth.
07:44So our...
07:45Yeah, I mean, her Uncle Gary makes Danny look like Jacob Rees-Mogg.
07:48Oh, man.
07:49Honestly, it's like...
07:50Yeah.
07:51Yeah, like, they're proper.
07:54Wow.
07:55So I think it's going to be amazing.
07:56It's going to be like a sort of mash-up of, you know,
07:59Downton Abbey and EastEnders.
08:00I can't wait.
08:03Here's the weird thing.
08:04I don't know if it's true, you just came back from a holiday,
08:05is that right?
08:06Yeah.
08:06Where did you go?
08:07Somewhere nice, weren't there?
08:08Where did you go to?
08:09I went...
08:10The Maldives.
08:11The Maldives.
08:11Yeah, Maldives.
08:11You can say it.
08:12No-one's going to judge it.
08:13It was a jet-to holiday to the Maldives.
08:16You came back from the Maldives and you bumped into someone
08:19out there, I believe.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Would you tell us about how this unfolded?
08:23Well, obviously, because, you know, I tell quite a lot of
08:25jokes about people on shows like The Brits and I'm always worried
08:29that I will then bump into these people and I was on this holiday
08:32and I was in the restaurant with Roxy having a lovely dinner
08:34and Craig David walked into the restaurant and I was like,
08:38oh, no, I've said so many jokes about him.
08:40This is so awkward.
08:42And then he started walking over towards the table.
08:44I was like, oh, my God, he's going to come over and he's going
08:45to say something.
08:46Roxy, head down, head down.
08:47He walked over to the table.
08:48He was like, hey, Roxy, it's so good to see you.
08:51How are you?
08:52And Roxy had a little chat with him.
08:53He was like, oh, it's been too long.
08:54Yeah, lovely to see you.
08:55Bye.
08:55Didn't even address me and just walked off.
08:58I turned to Roxy.
08:59He was like, what the hell was that?
09:01She went, oh, yeah, me and Craig, we used to hang out.
09:03Back in the day.
09:04I was like, which day?
09:07It's important.
09:07Monday, Tuesday, Sunday, fine.
09:10Any other day of the week, we've got an issue.
09:13APPLAUSE
09:16OK.
09:17What day was it?
09:18Just out of interest.
09:20First day.
09:23Through to Saturday.
09:25I'm only listening to little Danny now, just to be clear.
09:28Danny, you've got three children, I believe.
09:30Yes.
09:30You've got, is it Santiago?
09:31Yes.
09:31Summer and Star, is that right?
09:34Yes.
09:34Different ages, of course.
09:35It sounds lovely.
09:35Lovely names.
09:36I'm asking you what Big Dan is like as a grandfather to them.
09:39How does that work out?
09:40Oh, no.
09:40You know what?
09:41He loves them.
09:41He always says he misses the twins and then he sees them for half hour when he's ready for
09:46them to go, aren't you?
09:47We call them the Terribles.
09:49We call them the Terribles.
09:50They really do.
09:51They come round my gaff and they smash it to pieces.
09:54They don't really.
09:54Do they call you grandpa, granddad?
09:57Granddad.
09:58Granddad.
09:58Yeah, they are.
09:59As soon as when you ring, they're always like, granddad.
10:01They love him.
10:02Although, I just finished Rivals last week, so I've just took my moustache.
10:06I've had a moustache for ten months.
10:07Yeah, yeah.
10:08And so I don't think they're going to know who I am.
10:09I mean, they're going to be...
10:10I mean, they love the tash.
10:11Well, you did look better with the tash.
10:12It's got to be said.
10:13Well, you know, I had to go...
10:15Did you like that?
10:16Why did it have to go?
10:17Do you mean why?
10:17Why did it have to go?
10:18I don't have to run around with a fucking moustache.
10:19But you look...
10:19You look so good.
10:21Didn't you look great with a moustache?
10:22It's so hard to pull off.
10:23You look great.
10:23You look great with a moustache.
10:24Not for me, darling.
10:25You look like the best...
10:26I need to grow a beard.
10:27I need to hide these chins and wine.
10:28That's what I need to do.
10:29Look at that there.
10:30Yeah, but not for me.
10:31Do you know what I'm saying?
10:31No, but it looks great.
10:32It's like every 70s porn star you've ever seen.
10:34Perfect.
10:36Perfect look.
10:36Yeah, yeah.
10:37No, you look great there.
10:38But you're doing another series of Rivals, aren't you?
10:40You've just finished it, mate, yeah.
10:41Oh!
10:42Because that was so good.
10:43It was so good.
10:44It was so much fun.
10:46Yeah.
10:47It's amazing.
10:48It's amazing.
10:49It's great.
10:49I think the first six come out in May.
10:52But, yeah, I mean, it's so much better this time.
10:55We're really exploring, you know, all this bollocks,
10:58which is Freddie and Lizzie.
11:00Yeah.
11:00I don't think you'll be able to watch much of it.
11:03Yeah, there was a scene on the last series.
11:05It must be weird.
11:06Do you...
11:06If you're watching your father in an act of, let's face it,
11:08passionate lovemaking with a stranger.
11:11With a moustache.
11:12With a moustache.
11:13Yeah, the lovemaking I don't watch.
11:15And what do you do?
11:16Do you just turn it off?
11:16It's not really lovemaking either.
11:17I'm not going to lie.
11:18It's filth.
11:19Do you know what I mean?
11:20It's...
11:21Yeah.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Yeah, I can't do it.
11:24Probably best not to go there.
11:25It's like he's at the Winter Olympics.
11:27Yeah.
11:29But do you warn Danny in advance when there are scenes
11:32that are coming up?
11:32Do you say maybe don't watch this one?
11:34No, of course I don't.
11:34I just...
11:35It was the last one there weren't that much.
11:37No, I got away with it last time.
11:38It was that final scene.
11:38I got away with it last time, yeah.
11:40I don't get away with it this time.
11:41Let me tell you that.
11:42Yeah.
11:42It's a bit weird, isn't it?
11:43It's part of the job.
11:44It's a weird thing to do.
11:45You've got to pay your council tax.
11:47You know?
11:50Here's the exciting news.
11:51Jack is...
11:51I'll talk about this ballet on, but Jack's hosting the Brits again,
11:54which is on next weekend on ATV.
11:57And Jack is the best host that show's ever had.
12:00You are amazing doing that.
12:01We'll talk about it later.
12:02But the good news is Jack's going to be back doing stand-up comedy...
12:05Yes.
12:05..next year.
12:06Yes, yeah, yeah.
12:07OK.
12:09There's the tour.
12:10It's going to be called Bad Influence.
12:12You can get tickets now, I guess, but it'll be January and February 2027.
12:15You started working on the material.
12:17Do you know what you're going to be talking about on stage?
12:18Yeah, yeah.
12:19I was on stage in a comedy club last night and I've started, yeah,
12:23writing the show.
12:24And, yeah, we'll just be kind of talking about all the stuff that's
12:26happened in my life since I toured last, which is getting married
12:29and having a kid and, yeah, a lot's happened in my life,
12:32so I feel like I'm ready to get back up on stage and start...
12:35Are you nervous?
12:36Because you haven't done a big tour for quite a while, have you?
12:38You've been mainly acting, haven't you?
12:39Yeah.
12:40Yeah, yeah, so, no, there's definitely a few cobwebs to blow off
12:43and the first couple of times you get back up on stage, you're like,
12:46I think I might be shit at this.
12:48LAUGHTER
12:49You sort of slowly, you know, rebuild your confidence
12:51and then start writing it, but I love it, I feel so at home on stage.
12:55You know, I really enjoy acting and I love being able to go off
12:58and make a TV show or a movie, but there's nothing that beats the thrill
13:02of, like, being on stage in front of a live audience
13:05and just being able to say whatever you want.
13:07It's the best.
13:08Well, you've done a lot of theatre, of course, haven't you?
13:10Back in the day, do you miss doing that as opposed to TV work?
13:12It's very humbling, I'll tell you that now.
13:14I think I'm due it again.
13:16The last play I've done was, fucking hell, seven years ago.
13:19You shit your pants every night, there's no two ways about that.
13:22You have a very different way of describing things.
13:25You want one of an onion?
13:25It makes you feel alive, you know what I mean?
13:27It's like, it's nowhere to hide, the money's shite.
13:30Yeah.
13:30So it's like a monthly thing.
13:32I mean, stand-up's a whole different thing, for sure.
13:35Yeah.
13:35So, I've got respect for it.
13:37OK, so the exciting news is Danny and Danny are working together,
13:40they've worked together already on a show which they've finished filming,
13:43it's starting on Tuesday on Skype, it's called Dyer's Caravan Park.
13:47Yes!
13:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:49You can guess what it's about from the title, I think,
13:52but tell us what prompted this and what the story is.
13:54So, yeah, I used to go to...
13:55That was my thing, you know, I used to love it, in the 80s.
13:58I realised when I got involved, you know, how difficult it was,
14:02you know what I mean? I started the show resenting it a little bit.
14:04Really?
14:04I thought, what the fuck have I signed up for?
14:05Why?
14:06Because I was busy doing Rivals, I was shooting Rivals five days
14:08and I'd come back on a Friday and then Saturday and Sunday
14:11we were doing lays down and I just thought,
14:12oh, no, this is really... this is real.
14:14I mean, this is no bollocks about this.
14:16Like, so, I made a lot of mistakes.
14:18Yeah, you did.
14:19Well, not that many, but...
14:20Well, you weren't good at gardening at all, really, were you?
14:23You weren't, yeah, you did the beans.
14:24We got Mark up there, he was a great lawnmower.
14:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:28You all know these people are, by the way.
14:29I know.
14:30They're so great.
14:31They're brilliant.
14:32It's a lot of fun to watch.
14:33I'm really enjoying it.
14:34I've only seen the first four.
14:35I don't know how many there are in this series.
14:37Well, let's have a look at the clip.
14:39This is called...
14:39The Dyer's Caravan Park.
14:41OK, and it's on Sky...
14:42Have a look at this.
14:43Where would you start, Jim?
14:45What's the old...
14:45Wherever you want, really, mate.
14:46Go crazy.
14:47I mean, I'm fucking desperate to smash that window.
14:49Not Blast.
14:50Well, I...
14:53Come out, it's the old bill!
14:55We usually only take it off of a screwdriver.
14:58Gently.
14:59You've just made more work, but it's fine, mate.
15:01It's a start.
15:02Let's take this little thing off.
15:03Go on, ta-ta.
15:05Get up there, you fucking...
15:07Get under there.
15:09What?
15:09Just grab something.
15:10I don't know if I like smashing things up.
15:13Give it a clump.
15:16Ridiculous, that works.
15:17So, I've not got muscles like you.
15:21I don't like that.
15:23Well, look, I'm robbing someone's ass.
15:25I'm not strong enough.
15:26Of course you are.
15:27You're a strong, independent woman.
15:28I've told you.
15:28I don't like it.
15:29I love this.
15:31Just go crackers, you know?
15:33Mug.
15:35You're getting amongst it.
15:37You're getting amongst it.
15:38Yep.
15:38You're rolling up your sleeves.
15:40You're doing the work.
15:41You're a reality superstar because you won Love Island
15:44and you won SAS as well.
15:46Oh, thank you.
15:46Amazing.
15:49Can we acknowledge what she's done on that show?
15:53I've sobbed my heart out.
15:54Yeah.
15:55I can't believe she'd done it.
15:56Yeah, it was amazing.
15:57So, three...
15:58There's only three of them left.
16:00Did you watch it, John?
16:01Clearly you didn't watch that of it, did you?
16:02I didn't watch it, no.
16:03I didn't watch it.
16:04I wanted to watch it.
16:05Fucking look at this fucking...
16:06I wanted to watch it.
16:07I want you on Love Island.
16:08I love Love Island because I was exchanging texts with you
16:10when Daddy was on Love Island, wasn't I?
16:12Don't you remember?
16:13Oh, shit, yeah, you was.
16:14It was a long time ago, John.
16:15Jesus Christ.
16:15I do watch it sometimes.
16:18I used to be part of a Love Island WhatsApp group.
16:21Stop it.
16:22I did.
16:22Is that age appropriate?
16:28They need a voice.
16:29They need a calm voice at the top of it.
16:31I think that's the perfect time to take a break.
16:34So, don't go away because up next we're joined by the fabulous
16:38Patrick Dempsey.
16:39See you in a couple of minutes.
16:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:50Welcome back to the show.
16:52Let's get my next guest out.
16:53I'm so excited to see a fantastic actor.
16:55Of course, he was the star of Grey's in that movie,
16:57but he can now be seen in the brilliant Memory of a Killer.
17:00It is Patrick Dempsey.
17:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:20Patrick, it's lovely to have you back on the show.
17:22Thank you for joining us.
17:23Thanks for having me.
17:24And I believe congratulations are in order because since
17:27last time I saw Patrick, last time we saw you here,
17:30you have been crowned People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
17:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:37Thank you very much.
17:39Well, how did that fall?
17:40I was quite shocked at my age to be nominated and to get it.
17:44Because you're what, 74 now?
17:4660.
17:46I just turned 60.
17:47You just turned 60.
17:48You look amazing for 60.
17:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:52I bet you've been nominated in the past, of course, haven't you?
17:54Yeah, I was a bridesmaid for about ten years in a row.
17:57And who did you lose out to?
17:59Pretty much everybody.
18:00LAUGHTER
18:01Well, you've got it now and that's what counts.
18:02And it is...
18:03I mean, you know, because you're one of those people who,
18:05and I'm not just saying this, you appear to get better looking
18:06every year.
18:07My wife's a make-up artist, it helps tremendously.
18:09Fantastic.
18:10That's what you need.
18:11Yes, indeed.
18:12OK, Danny, you were nominated for Sexiest Male
18:16at the 2014, it's not the same class, but you were nominated...
18:19So why are we bringing it up, John?
18:21Well, I want to know, 2014, the British Soap Awards...
18:24Yeah, yeah.
18:25..and you didn't win.
18:27Danny Mac won.
18:29No, I got nominated for 14 time, not for Sexiest Male,
18:31and I never fucking won one on that Soap Awards.
18:33Right, right.
18:33So, no, I'm all right.
18:34I've had a good run with all that bollocks.
18:36I've nicked a BAFTA.
18:37Have you got a BAFTA?
18:38Yeah, no, I don't.
18:39OK, fine.
18:39I am presenting...
18:40LAUGHTER
18:46Let's ask Jack, have you ever been considered sexy?
18:48What?
18:49Have you ever been...
18:51..considered for sexy award?
18:52No.
18:52I won the 2015 Rearer of the Year.
18:55LAUGHTER
18:56Never the face.
18:57Wait, is that a real award?
18:58That is a genuine award.
19:00Really?
19:00Congratulations?
19:01The Rearer of the Year.
19:01No, I didn't win it.
19:02Oh, I...
19:03Were you nominated or you just put your own name in the hat?
19:06No, no, no, I don't think you can self-nominate for Rearer of the Year.
19:09I'm just sending a picture.
19:11Maybe you do with the WhatsApp groups you're in.
19:13LAUGHTER
19:16APPLAUSE
19:19Danny, little Danny, is it weird knowing your dad is considered a sex symbol?
19:23No, I think it's...
19:26I remember when I first started school, everyone used to say it to me
19:28and I didn't really know how to respond to it.
19:31Good on you, you know?
19:32Well, cheers, thank you.
19:33It's a fucking pity party here, too.
19:34LAUGHTER
19:35Being nominated is, like, amazing, you know?
19:38Just because you didn't win, it doesn't matter.
19:40Yeah, it doesn't matter.
19:41She's about to take it hard.
19:42It's a big part of the game, really.
19:43Yeah.
19:44You've got to take it on the chins.
19:45You might get it at 60.
19:46Ten more years.
19:47Oh, Danny, look at his head over here, look.
19:49LAUGHTER
19:51We were talking earlier about Jack's getting married,
19:53we talked about Danny's head, and I met your lovely wife downstairs.
19:55You just mentioned her, Gillian.
19:56Yes.
19:57And you've been married how many years?
19:5827.
19:5927 years.
20:00Congratulations.
20:01Very much.
20:03And she's lovely and charming.
20:04Yes.
20:05Memories from your wedding day, what was that like?
20:07Not much.
20:08Well, we had a...
20:09We...
20:09We were...
20:10There was a lot of alcohol consumed.
20:12Good.
20:12But the problem was, I recommend...
20:14You're getting married soon.
20:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:16Do not let your photographers drink.
20:18The problem was, ours were so intoxicated that we didn't get one single picture.
20:23And everything that we did get was blurry.
20:26And the best ones were all the ones with sort of the little cameras that you left on the table.
20:30And that was from a friend of ours who just snapped it with their camera.
20:33It was a disaster.
20:35So, don't do it.
20:36Yeah.
20:37It's hard to believe it was 27 years ago.
20:39Yeah, it goes so far.
20:40And my children now, my daughter's turning 24 this week.
20:43My twins, twin boys are now 19.
20:46Oh, wow.
20:46It goes by very quickly.
20:48Yeah.
20:48Do they like your work?
20:49Do they watch your TV work, your films?
20:50Do they enjoy what you've done in that realm?
20:52They're very direct with their opinions.
20:55You know, they had the same situation that you did because, you know, the character that I play on Grey's
21:00Anatomy, a lot of people liked and they didn't quite know how to handle that.
21:04You've mentioned Grey's Anatomy, of course, and we should talk about it.
21:07I've got a confession to make.
21:08When I last interviewed you and I was talking to you about it and I hadn't really watched the show.
21:12Okay.
21:13And then I started watching it.
21:14So I met you and I liked you.
21:15And I have now watched almost, I've watched almost every single episode.
21:19There's only four I haven't watched.
21:21Do you know how many episodes they've brought out so far?
21:22Up to date, I think they're something like 400.
21:25It's 458.
21:26Right.
21:26I did 261, I believe.
21:29Well, I've watched 454.
21:31It's more than I did.
21:32I didn't watch it that much.
21:33That's nearly 20 solid days of my life.
21:35I'm so sorry.
21:37You're four.
21:38And you only missed four so that you could watch the four episodes of Danny Dyer's Caravan.
21:47Well done.
21:48Well done.
21:48It's a great show.
21:50What a great thing to be part of.
21:51Yes.
21:52Now the character, you play Derek Shepherd.
21:54Yes.
21:54A.K.A.
21:56Dr McDreamy.
21:57McDreamy.
21:58Yes.
22:00What's the weirdest time or place that someone has referred to you as McDreamy?
22:08There was a gentleman when I was in the bathroom who had said something to me.
22:13And I was quite shocked.
22:14But he said, do you mind if I take a picture from my wife?
22:17And I was like, not right now, but thank you.
22:20That was probably one of the weirdest times.
22:22I'm so sorry.
22:23I was a little starstruck.
22:25She asked.
22:26I should have waited.
22:28I should have waited.
22:29I should have waited.
22:29But it's a weird thing that about playing a doctor and being known as a doctor, you know,
22:33because I would probably trust you more than my GP right now, frankly.
22:38Oh, sure.
22:38And did you come away thinking you knew medical stuff just from having performed as a doctor?
22:43I remember when my daughter was very young.
22:46She had fallen.
22:46She had split her head open.
22:48We were in a rural community.
22:49I went into a local hospital.
22:52And I wasn't quite sure about the doctor.
22:54I wasn't really sure he was going to be able to do the stitches.
22:59And I said, you know, why don't we do the liquid glue?
23:02And he's like, you're right.
23:04Let's do that.
23:05Wow.
23:05And I felt like, okay, I diagnosed the problem.
23:08I'm very good.
23:09It was a skull injury.
23:11I was a neurosurgeon.
23:12And I was right in my element.
23:13You were the best neurosurgeon.
23:15I was there.
23:15And I assisted in the procedure.
23:16Because I wasn't sure there was...
23:17I didn't want her to have, you know, a scar.
23:19Yeah.
23:19Hopefully that was reflected in the bill when you finally got it.
23:22No, it was not.
23:23Hopefully he paid you.
23:24No.
23:25One of the things...
23:26I want to talk about your wasting, because I'm really interested in your love for that.
23:29But I also want to mention, one of the things I love about you is I know how much you
23:34give back.
23:34And I want to ask you about the Dempsey Centre, which you set up.
23:36Yes.
23:37The Dempsey Centre was inspired by my mother's cancer journey.
23:40She had ovarian cancer, over 12 reoccurrences.
23:44And there was this program called, you know, it was basically wrap-around care.
23:49Taking care of people who have been impacted in cancer, by cancer.
23:52And that's what it's about.
23:53The Dempsey Centre is...
23:55That was inspired by my mother.
23:56We don't treat the disease, we treat the person holistically.
23:59And there's also a wonderful place here, the Maggie's.
24:02It does the same work...
24:04Here in London, I believe.
24:04Here in London and around the country that does similar work.
24:07And, you know, you come out of the surgery and your treatment, you may be cured, but you're
24:14not healed.
24:15And that's where we come in.
24:16If anyone here is a cancer survivor, I'd love to say congratulations.
24:20I don't know if there...
24:21Anybody here?
24:23Which is great.
24:25Um...
24:26And it's very scary.
24:28And after the treatment, the real healing begins.
24:31And that's what...
24:32It touches so many people's lives, unfortunately.
24:35Yes.
24:35But actually, to know that there's organisations like yours, and I know...
24:37And it's all free, the service there.
24:39All the services are provided at no cost.
24:41Yeah.
24:41Well, that's lovely of you.
24:42It's really special.
24:43It's wonderful.
24:44Let's talk about your wasting a bit, because I know...
24:45I mentioned earlier on that that's kind of...
24:47Am I right in thinking that's the first love of your life?
24:49A bigger love than acting, even?
24:51I did Le Mans four times.
24:52And how long is the endurance race?
24:5424 hours.
24:5524 hours non-stop driving?
24:56Yes.
24:56Well, you have three drivers, so you do different stints.
24:59Yeah.
24:59Wow.
25:00Jack, I believe, can't drive.
25:02Why?
25:04Jack, you don't drive.
25:05It's a life choice, OK?
25:07Some are born to drive, others are born to be driven.
25:14Well done, well done.
25:16You've tried.
25:17No, I've tried, I've tried, and I really have to.
25:19Have you tried?
25:19You've tried to learn.
25:20I hate that I can't drive, and now I'm a parent as well.
25:22It feels so emasculating, and I need to now that I'm a father.
25:27Otherwise...
25:27School runs, you've got to go to...
25:28Yes, it's a school run.
25:29No, I know, exactly.
25:30I'm never going to see her at boarding school if I don't learn to drive.
25:34LAUGHTER
25:35I mean, I don't know what to do.
25:40Patrick, have you stopped racing now?
25:43Uh, I have because of the show.
25:45Well, let's talk about Memories of the Killing.
25:46You just mentioned it's a show they don't let you drive fast away from it,
25:50but they let you drive on screen.
25:51Right.
25:52I was watching it, and I thought, OK, I know one of the reasons you did this
25:54is because you want to do these fast racing scenes.
25:56The chasing...
25:57Yes, absolutely.
25:58I've managed to see the first four.
25:59I think only the first three have actually dropped.
26:01But tell us what it's about for those who haven't seen it yet.
26:02Why do you only watch four episodes of it?
26:04LAUGHTER
26:08It's more than I've watched the video of your show.
26:10LAUGHTER
26:13Um...
26:14LAUGHTER
26:14This is genuinely how friends converse in it.
26:16I feel like...
26:18It's like couples therapy we're in right now.
26:20We're working through this.
26:21Um, it's about a...
26:24He's... Double Life, he's an assassin,
26:27and at the same time he's a suburban dad who's a travelling salesman,
26:31and he also has early-onset dementia.
26:34Which is an amazing twist in this.
26:36Yes.
26:36Because his brother also has it.
26:37Yes.
26:38More advanced, and so he's seeing what might become of him.
26:40Let's have a look at the trailer.
26:41This is on Prime Video now.
26:43It's called Memory of a Killer.
26:45Have a look at this.
26:49So what do you do?
26:50I sell photocopiers.
26:53My mind is getting worse.
26:58You work for me.
26:59Loyalty's everything.
27:01I think my dad seemed a little off lately.
27:04Your father always seems a little...
27:07..off.
27:09No one could know.
27:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:12There you go.
27:15You mentioned, though, you...
27:16Because I guess primarily people would think of you
27:18because he was quite a romantic character in Grey's Anatomy
27:21and because early on in your career
27:23it was a lot of romantic comedies.
27:25Yes.
27:26Are there other genres that you would want to do
27:28that people would perhaps be surprised to see you in?
27:30Um, you know, I haven't done a Western.
27:32I think it would be fun to do a Western.
27:33Going in a Western.
27:34Yes.
27:34But I can't ride a horse.
27:35See, can you ride a horse?
27:36Oh, yes.
27:38That is where I come into my own.
27:41LAUGHTER
27:41That's how I plan to do the school run, on a horse.
27:44LAUGHTER
27:46So, we're going to take a break, but don't go anywhere
27:47because we'll be joined out here by Rebecca Lucy Taylor
27:50who's been nominated for Artist of the Year of the Brits
27:52and she'll be performing at the end of the show as well,
27:54so don't go away.
27:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:07Welcome back to the show.
28:08Let's hear my next guest out here.
28:09She's one of the most exciting British musicians
28:12of the last few years.
28:13It is the fabulous self-esteem.
28:16APPLAUSE
28:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:37I feel wrong saying self-esteem, because of course
28:40that isn't your name.
28:40You're actually on the name of Rebecca, isn't it?
28:42Yeah.
28:42So do I call you a back? I can call you a becca to check. Yeah, please
28:45It was a mistake to call myself somewhere else really. Why did that come about?
28:49Why did you start performing your self-esteem because I'm pretentious and I I
28:56Didn't have any self-esteem when I started it and I would say now I have almost too much
29:00So, you know, it was very manifesti. I'm gonna call my next band
29:14I was gonna ask you about people who'd influenced you and people who then you discover have heard your music
29:20So I know there was one person particular you grew up admiring and then you found out that they'd been
29:23listening to you
29:24Yes, I'm trying to think of a joke really quickly
29:27My dad and no Madonna came to me gig that was wow. Yeah, I mean it was amazing and she
29:33is very much why I
29:34Yeah, like I got into her
29:37I sort of you know you go in your deep dives and I got very very into her and it
29:40was a big catalyst of why
29:42I left the bond I was in and why I went solo so the night she came to my gig
29:46I thought oh because celebrities are always exciting. I'm very excited. I have to respect for everyone else
29:52But I'm so excited
29:53I love you
29:56You're like
29:58She would not stop talking about you
30:00You're a fan of little Danny as well though, aren't you? Oh my god. Yes, the great the great. I'm
30:04a big island head. I love I love Love Island
30:07It's my
30:09Don't worry about it
30:12No, I'm good. Look at his fucking head of air. He's all right
30:17What about low self-esteem over here?
30:26I'm a big fan of your work when you announced me as the winner of the Brit
30:29Yeah, I'm good. I'm reading out your name
30:32How are you gonna introduce self-esteem when she comes on stage because you're actually you often get in trouble
30:36with the the record labels and the acts
30:38Don't you when you bring them on stage because your jokes are quite you know pretty hard-hitting some people
30:42Yeah, I mean most people are pretty good about it
30:44Every now and again you do get someone that kicks off
30:46I had one guy that actually
30:49He went over and changed the autocue
30:51He was adamant that I
30:54I
30:54Introduced him as one of the biggest rock stars on the planet and I was like obviously I'm not doing
30:59that because you know
31:00It would be libel
31:01I had some joke which he didn't approve of and then he was he was found in
31:08In the autocue trying to delete wow in the biggest rock star on the planet
31:12Because he didn't want me to introduce him as the Zen pick Jonathan Ross or whatever I had
31:18Let's face it. No one wants to be
31:22Rebecca what was it like for you when you first got recognized by like fans in the street because I
31:26know you spent a long time
31:28Working hard to get where you wanted to be so that must have been a pretty exciting moment
31:31Well, yeah, I don't really get I've got a sweet spot of sort of like
31:35I'm not very famous, but I like I get to do what I want to do which is really nice,
31:40but um well, I'm not famous
31:42Am I I don't you are? Well, thank you Jonathan Ross
31:46Here I am. Yeah, I'll win the jungle next
31:49Would you go any of those things have you been asked to do any of them?
31:52I get asked but I know for a fact I'm the lowest price point
31:57So when I feel like the highest price point yes, I shall do it because I'll need a new conservatory
32:02roof
32:02No, you're bad
32:05Patrick have you ever done?
32:07Yes
32:10Patrick have you ever done any reality TV would you?
32:12Uh oh
32:15I know we've just met but I don't think you need to
32:20Unless they do a celebrity naked attraction
32:25No, I have no desire actually
32:27Okay, because
32:29Do you?
32:30You did a bit
32:31I did celebrity traitors
32:33Oh yeah?
32:34Danny, is it true that you are doing celebrity traitors because your name's come up a lot in the press
32:40No, it's absolute bollocks. I don't know why I don't know why they're saying it. I swear to you know,
32:44I'm not even fucking lying
32:45No one's asked me
32:47I'm not double
32:47Can you wait till I'm on it?
32:50Listen if they ask me I'll do it but no one's asked me
32:53No, but if they ask you and you say is
32:54Would you do it?
32:55I like watching it see
32:57I'd have a right laugh on that let's be real
32:59I'd want to be a traitor
33:00Yeah
33:00Yeah, yeah, yeah
33:01The thing is though, you've denied it
33:03You need some time
33:06That's better than I thought
33:08But I'm thinking you're lying and that is exactly what a traitor would do
33:11Listen, I swear
33:13It's like a traitor talking to me
33:15No one's fucking asked me
33:16Yeah, but you wouldn't tell the truth would you?
33:18This is a good audition tape for him
33:20Yeah, yeah, yeah
33:21This lying is impressive
33:23I swear to...
33:25Oh fucking hell
33:27I'm not...
33:29You'll see when it fucking comes on it
33:30I'm not on it
33:33Or is he?
33:36And Danny, are you going to do Strictly again?
33:38Because you were in it before and you were...
33:40I thought, okay, you're going to go all the way
33:41And then you had an injury of course
33:44Yeah, I hurt my foot
33:45I mean, I'd love to do it again
33:46So you would say yes if they asked?
33:48Yes, if they rung me I would answer the phone, yeah
33:50That would be amazing
33:51I was devastated
33:54It was hell for me when I hurt my foot
33:57I was so sad
33:58But survived SAS Who Dares Wins, right?
34:01Like showing up mountains with chains round her neck
34:03The fucking quick step fucked up
34:05Yes!
34:07She won SAS Who Dares Wins, Jonathan
34:10Not that you'd know because you only watched four episodes
34:13Do you know that everyone thinks I do every year?
34:16Every year my Twitter absolutely blows up with people thinking
34:19That I'm on The Masked Singer because you guessed me every fucking period
34:23I was in a sauna the other day and this man looked over at me and he just went, sloth?
34:28I was like, I didn't even know what to do
34:30Sloth!
34:31Rebecca, I went somewhere and this might be a beneficial evening for you
34:35And this might be a kind of like a good time to make this connection
34:38That you were hoping to get your mum or your parents a caravan
34:42I'm mad for caravans
34:43Oh yeah?
34:44Yeah, we went to Filey every year in a caravan
34:47I can't, I just feel so calm when I'm in them
34:49I'm never happier than when I'm in a caravan
34:52So my mum and dad, I was like, I'm going to get so rich, I'm going to buy a caravan
34:56They're about 40k for a night
34:58Some of them are fucking 80 grand down there, so
35:00So I found out quickly that they weren't going to get one anytime soon
35:04We'll look after you, babe, we'll look after you
35:06Oh yeah, nice one
35:07Patrick, have you been caravanning? Have you had a...
35:09You call them trailers, don't you?
35:10Trailers, so I, yes, caravan, as you call them
35:15When we would spend, you know, 15, 16 hours on set
35:18I got tired of these little boxes that they put you in, so I bought an Airstream
35:22Oh, they're beautiful, the silver ones
35:24Yeah, so I had a beautiful little Airstream, and they are just a work of art
35:27And then we also had one at the house that was restored from the 1950s, and I love them
35:33I think they're, they're just so cosy, they're wonderful
35:37If you have a few quid them, I don't know, fuck my dad
35:39Yeah, they're a little up there
35:41Cut them up the ground now
35:43Well wouldn't that be...
35:45Jack, have you ever seen a caravan?
35:49Yes, the VIP section of Glastonbury
35:53Have you been caravanning?
35:55Yes, I, I had a very normal upbringing
35:57Did you go caravanning?
35:58Yeah, once a year
35:59Winter skiing in Valdez Air, summer in Canby Island
36:03We, we did, we went, we went camping
36:05Genuinely, we went camping once as a family when I was a kid
36:08And we turned up to the campsite in Devon
36:11My dad in his three-piece suit walked onto the campsite
36:14He took one look at the lavatories, which he said were inhumane
36:17He then drove down the road, checked himself into a B&B
36:21And we camped for the week, he stayed in the hotel
36:24Best holiday we've ever had
36:31So, Rebecca's not just a brilliant singer and a brilliant songwriter, but also a brilliant actor on stage
36:36You were in Cabaret here in the West End
36:38Yeah
36:38And you're going to be back on the stage in the West End in Teeth and Smiles?
36:43Yes
36:43So tell us about this play
36:45It's the David Hare play
36:46They did it at the Royal Court in 1975
36:49Helen Mirren did it, which is, you know
36:52It's a bit intimidating
36:53Nah mate, no problem at all
36:56Finally someone good doing it, do you know what I mean?
36:58No, I'm joking, I'm terrified
37:00There's a picture of Helen doing it back in the day
37:03How good is that?
37:04So, it's a revival
37:06I'm obsessed with the music being very sort of raw and real and
37:10It's a moment in time every night you come to the theatre
37:13We're not going to do it the same twice
37:14And so, the songs in it, were they already there pre-existing or will it be your songs in this
37:19version?
37:20I've written one new song for it
37:22For, because of course, the character of Maggie, I was like, I just feel like she'd have a song here
37:27As you said, Teeth and Smiles is going to be back in the West End
37:30From the 13th of March to the 6th of June
37:32It's at the Duke of York's Theatre
37:34And so, you see your acting as well, but you're singing on stage as well
37:37Oh yeah, do some songs, so if you don't like the acting bit
37:41Hang tight, I'll do a song, don't worry
37:43I'm sure both will be amazing
37:44It is, it's brilliant and I'm so excited about it
37:46And it's such a, it was obviously written a long time ago
37:49But it's very pertinent now to the sort of where we are in the world
37:53And I'm very proud of it, so
37:55I'm going to, I would like to come and see it if I may
37:57And I will even pay for my own ticket
37:58No, no, no, we'll get you on that press night
38:01They want all the famos in
38:02So now I'll be like, I know Jonathan Ross
38:04That's a good one, that'll get in
38:06Am I a good one still?
38:08Yeah mate, honestly, don't you worry
38:10Don't you worry
38:12Still get in, now
38:16Get tickets if you can, it's going to be great
38:18But don't go anywhere because we're going to take a break
38:20And afterwards we'll have more from my guest, Anne
38:21Self Esteem will be singing right here in the studio
38:24And she is amazing, see you after the break
38:37Welcome back to the show, I'm still here with all my fabulous guests
38:41OK, so we've got lots to talk about
38:43Jack, I didn't really ask you much about the Brits
38:44And we should say it's on ITV1 and ITVX next Saturday at 8.15
38:49This is his sixth time hosting
38:51So you know you've done it right
38:53That's probably a record, I would imagine
38:56What do we have to look forward to tonight?
38:57What's going to be the most exciting moments, do you think?
38:59Yeah, I mean there's some amazing performances
39:01I mean personally I'm so excited
39:03Harry Styles back at the Brits
39:05Wow
39:06I had to send over a couple of ideas
39:08Because the first few I don't think were appropriate
39:11But yes, he's doing a performance of his song Aperture
39:16Can you tell us one of the ideas you sent over that was deemed inappropriate?
39:20There was one that was like me like trekking for days to try and find him
39:25And he'd been like living in a hut and he was all like he looked like Hagrid
39:28And then it had me like shaving him
39:30It was maybe like a fantasy of mine
39:33But that got a hard no from his team
39:36I wonder why
39:37Danny, was it last year you were at the Brits?
39:41Yes
39:41And you, well I can't remember something happened didn't you
39:43You said something that kind of got a little bit bit done
39:45Everything I said was bleeped out for some reason
39:46I don't know why I presented one to
39:49It was something about Keir Starmer wasn't it?
39:51Yeah I think I called him I think
39:53OK
39:53I'll do it, I'll do it
39:55I'll do it
39:57OK
39:57I don't apologise but I don't really
40:00You didn't apologise, I had to apologise
40:03You were in my ear going please say sorry live on OTV
40:06I imagine that's what the witch is about though
40:08Yeah it is
40:09He's amazing, it was so great that he was there and was willing to drop sea bombs and cause a
40:15bit of chaos
40:16And also the problem is like most modern celebrities are a bit lame
40:19So you're trying to get it going and then you're just like you get nothing from them
40:24So then you go over to Danny and the fucking postman always delivers
40:31Always delivers
40:33You do? Yeah
40:35OK so Jack the thing I'm looking forward to though is if your parents turn up on the red carpet
40:39as they did at previous Brits
40:41Here's a photograph of Jack's mum and dad when they put on their finery for the Brits
40:47Pretty amazing
40:49Pretty amazing
40:50Kanye and his wife
40:52Kanye and his wife there
40:54Which is amazing, I hope your dad's still got that look going on
40:58What's the plan for this year? Do you know what your mum and dad have got planned?
41:00Could you stop lusting over my mum?
41:02No, I'm not
41:04Incredible, she looks incredible
41:06I love they got involved
41:07She turned up like that last year and then this year after the Grammys I woke up to a message
41:11from her
41:12And she sent me a picture of that Chapel Rowan dress going, what date is it this year?
41:16I was like, no way
41:18OK, well here's in case you don't know, that's the Chapel Rowan dress
41:21And it was sort of held up by it looked like piercings, although I don't believe it was
41:25No, it's attached to a piercing
41:26I'm actually wearing an outfit by the same designer this evening
41:30This shirt is attached to my Prince Albert
41:34Your mum's going to go in that to the Brits
41:37Well no, she's threatening to, but I did actually see her the other day
41:39She was over to babysit my daughter
41:42And I looked over her shoulder and she was trying to purchase this like, um, like see-through breastplate
41:47I was like, what are you doing?
41:49She was like, I'm genuinely going to try and construct a Chapel Rowan outfit to wear to the Brits
41:53You know what, more power to her
41:55I hope she does, it'll be amazing
41:57That's not encouraging
41:59Danny, Danny, you've got a new quiz show coming up, haven't you?
42:03Yes, it's called Nobody's Fault
42:05And I am doing it with Emily Ajax, we're co-hosting, here you go
42:09Amazing, from Rivals
42:11What's the premise, is it a bit like Traitors?
42:13It's a bit like Traitors
42:13Yeah, it's sort of people in a room and they have to sort of work out who the smartest is
42:18Ah
42:19So some people in it are sort of went to Eaton
42:21Bit like these sort of mob
42:23And some of them have never really been educated
42:27It's about a mob
42:30So it's really about sort of sussing each other out
42:33And voting out, you know, who you think the thickest is
42:37That sounds...
42:39That sounds...
42:40It sounds...
42:42It sounds brutal
42:44It's really good
42:47Well, we're nearly in the show but we do have a fabulous performance come from Rebecca
42:51So I'm going to ask Rebecca to head off and get ready to perform
42:53We're going to play a little game while she does that
42:54Will you join me in saying thank you to Rebecca for being such a lovely guest?
42:59We'll be in a minute on the centre stage where you belong
43:02Move back down
43:04OK, move back down, move back down
43:06OK, so, I think you're going to enjoy this
43:08So we're going to play a little memory game for you
43:10Oh, boy!
43:11Because we're playing the memory game in honour of the character you play, seeing how your memory is
43:14Oh, good God!
43:16LAUGHTER
43:17So this is your fault, Kelsey
43:18OK, so we're going to show a clip on the screen, which I think you'll enjoy
43:22And then I want you all to look at the clip
43:24And then I'm going to ask a question about something which occurs on screen during that moment
43:29This is from a little thing called Noah's Ark
43:32Oh, no
43:33Back in 1997
43:34Oh, boy!
43:35How old were you then, Jack?
43:36This is like my child acting days, this is so terrible
43:40It was, yeah, I mean...
43:42Nine?
43:42I bloomed later in life
43:44Let's start, you do actually not look great in this
43:46OK
43:48Thank you
43:48Even the start of the...
43:51Oh, two secs
43:52Oh, sorry, come on
43:53No, don't look at the sitting ball
43:55That moment's going all over, isn't it?
43:58No
44:03Zero
44:04Oh, look, look!
44:05What is going on here?
44:07Oh, it's you
44:08What's happening?
44:10Huh
44:12Is Cyril the Rabbit?
44:14Known alias
44:15Attila the Bun
44:17It's not!
44:18His name's Cyril
44:19Yes, and he's a menace
44:21No, he's not!
44:22He's a rabbit!
44:27Adorable!
44:28Adorable!
44:29Adorable!
44:30Lovely!
44:31So the question about that isn't, uh, when did Jack get his teeth fixed?
44:35The question is...
44:36Those teeth are...
44:38It looks like my tongue is in jail
44:40The question is, how many guinea pigs were in the cage?
44:44Three
44:44Two
44:45Two
44:46You should fucking know he was in it
44:48What?
44:49Danny?
44:50Danny?
44:51Five
44:52Danny's got it away
44:52Well done, Danny
44:53Fantastic
44:54I knew one would pay attention
44:56OK, we've just about come to the end of the show, I'm afraid
44:58But will you join me in saying thank you to all my spectacular guests
45:01So I think you agree we're all such lovely company
45:03The brilliant Patrick Dempsey
45:04Thank you for having us
45:05Thank you
45:05Mr Danny Dyer
45:07Yay!
45:09Younger Danny Dyer
45:11The fabulous Jack Whitehall
45:14And of course Rebecca, aka Self Esteem, who will be performing in just a minute
45:18We're off next week because the Brits are on and Jack's hosting
45:22So hopefully you'll tune in for that
45:23But join me again the week after where we've got Kurt Russell on the show
45:26David Byrne from Talking Hedge will be here
45:28Maya Jammer, Tim Wath and Noah Khan
45:31But now with the deep blue OK from the deluxe version of A Complicated Woman
45:35Which is out on Friday
45:36It is the fabulous Self Esteem!
45:47And another thing left that I need to say
45:50I took a knife in case it was a home game
45:54It was wrong and right
45:56Did you expect I might be on the way to Alliance
46:02And yet another boy had a clean girl brow
46:06It was a little force to be what I want
46:10While pleasing everyone
46:13And he can sing, and he can thrive
46:17And you could never say I didn't try
46:20But it was for who I was
46:23And not who I'd become
46:27So what's left I hear cry
46:30It's just another new mountain to climb
46:33But I know that at the top is where the next hill starts
46:46I'm inferior
46:47You're the absolute
46:49This who's got everything
46:51Nothing to do with you
46:53I'm a house to buy
46:55I've still got this poor's mind
46:59And as another year turns around the bend
47:03As I nudge out yet another friend
47:06It's still hard out here
47:09But fuck I'll just keep going
47:12And I'm alone
47:14At least for now
47:16Cause I can never dump myself down
47:19I just know way too much to ever fall in love
47:26But the idea's good I see
47:30Where you're all coming from
47:37So I'll roll on on merrily
47:40On the way to make another wedding about me
47:43I've got boundaries plenty
47:46But they're just so tiring
47:50So I pick and choose what is mine to lose
47:53I don't care about much, but I care about you
47:57You're the only one who
48:00I'm still writing songs for
48:03And I'm on edge
48:05I'll make it work
48:07I know that digging in the dirt
48:10Is how someone like me gets very visually
48:17And yeah, the shame that I'm not okay
48:20But the deep blue's there inside of me
48:24And I have my doubts
48:26But no, I'm always working out
48:34You're always working out
48:51And another thing left that I need to say
48:54You know what, I might try today
48:58I might fucking try today
49:01Try today, try today
49:13Try today
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