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00:00:10你肇事给你介绍了一个小姑娘
00:00:12说是做外貌刚从公馆回来的
00:00:13清水你的
00:00:15要是再搞慌了
00:00:16这个你你就别糊
00:00:31一到过年妈就安排我回家相亲
00:00:34听说这次还是什么大城市东过来的
00:00:38咱们主打一个态度端正
00:00:39流程规范
00:00:40过年就应该多赚点钱
00:00:43给父母买点好东西再买
00:00:58看我窗边坐的女孩儿
00:00:59只有她是一个人
00:01:01应该是她吧
00:01:03嗯
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00:01:15你好
00:01:17我是小然
00:01:18那个熟人介绍呢
00:01:20熟人介绍三百
00:01:21你要去酒店还是在家
00:01:24三百
00:01:25三百
00:01:27什么三百
00:01:27我是赵阿姨介绍过来相亲的
00:01:29哦
00:01:30搞错了
00:01:31那个
00:01:32你坐 你先坐
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00:01:36那我就直说了
00:01:37想娶我
00:01:38除了一套大平层
00:01:40除了一套大平层
00:01:40除了一套不低于五十万的车之外
00:01:42还有
00:01:43三十八万八的彩礼
00:01:44和二十八万八的订婚费
00:01:46那个
00:01:47等一下
00:01:48什么是订婚费啊
00:01:50什么是订婚费啊
00:01:51给我弟订婚的钱啊
00:01:53给我弟订婚的钱啊
00:01:53我们结婚后
00:01:54我弟就是你的弟弟
00:01:55都是一家人了
00:01:56你肯定得对他负责啊
00:02:01这都是什么奇葩要求啊
00:02:03这都是什么奇葩要求啊
00:02:03算了
00:02:04既然是老妈的命令要求
00:02:05还是再忍忍吧
00:02:10哥
00:02:12招什么手啊
00:02:14这是高档餐厅
00:02:17队服务员要说英语
00:02:17语
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00:02:37语
00:02:38这味道不错啊
00:02:39喂点儿
00:02:40给他也来一杯
00:02:41先生
00:02:43这可是烟灰肝
00:02:46哦
00:02:48我知道
00:02:55真是又傻又穷的猪
00:02:56要不是老娘找人接吧
00:02:58哪能拥得对你啊
00:03:00都怀孕了
00:03:02还化什么妆
00:03:03什么啊
00:03:09这是哪儿啊
00:03:10这是
00:03:14你谁啊
00:03:15我是口红啊
00:03:16啊
00:03:17他怀孕了
00:03:18不能化妆
00:03:19啥
00:03:20他怀孕了
00:03:25不是
00:03:26口红我怎么能说话呢
00:03:28万物都能说话
00:03:31你不相信
00:03:35我肚子里还有她的孕简单呢
00:03:37孕简单
00:03:38孕简单
00:03:38她
00:03:39她不是清纯女大吗
00:03:40咋会有这个啊
00:03:43梁山都玩变了
00:03:45还清纯女大
00:03:46梁山
00:03:47梁山都玩变了
00:03:53我去
00:03:54这么刺激
00:03:57真
00:03:58我怎么能和东西都玩了
00:04:00你还记得过了
00:04:04原本以为你是十八岁
00:04:05没想到
00:04:07你是十八劲啊
00:04:09对
00:04:11不
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00:04:14就这么落落大方的承认啊
00:04:15对对对
00:04:16还有十八劲
00:04:17没想到
00:04:19你还挺上当的
00:04:20十八劲
00:04:21我呸
00:04:22我呸
00:04:23一个下海的捞女
00:04:24你也呸
00:04:26你骂谁呢
00:04:27你个车搜外卖的
00:04:28没钱
00:04:29演姑娘
00:04:30我看你
00:04:30连东莞都去不钱
00:04:32什么情况
00:04:34这真是
00:04:40这哪儿相亲呢
00:04:41这简直就是抄家
00:04:46不过我竟然获得了和物品对话的能力
00:04:48这有什么用啊
00:04:49呱呱乐新品上市
00:04:52一百万就要再讲吃
00:04:53身外之物也是物
00:04:55我来吃品也是品啊
00:05:00雷贼
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00:05:49The third one is the 100,000,000 dollar prize.
00:05:53Can you change the world?
00:05:55You can change it.
00:05:57Change the world.
00:05:59Can you change the world?
00:06:03Well, that's it.
00:06:05Hey, my boss.
00:06:06This is for me.
00:06:20This is for me.
00:06:23This guy has 100% of the hundred dollars.
00:06:25Let me see.
00:06:30I'm not laughing at you.
00:06:32We got one hundred bucks.
00:06:35You can change the world.
00:06:36You can change the world.
00:06:37You're not good.
00:06:38You can change the world.
00:06:39I'm not good.
00:06:41It's just one hundred bucks.
00:06:44You can change the world.
00:06:44You're not good for me.
00:06:49You're a hundred thousand.
00:06:50What are you doing?
00:06:52That's right.
00:06:54Let's see if you're going to see it.
00:06:58I've been working for a year,
00:06:59I haven't seen someone who is a hundred thousand.
00:07:02You're a young man.
00:07:03He's selling a lot of money.
00:07:05He's doing a hundred thousand.
00:07:10I'm going to be doing a hundred thousand.
00:07:12How can I?
00:07:13If you're going to be doing a hundred thousand,
00:07:15I'll go to the ground for you.
00:07:16I'll go to the ground for you.
00:07:17If you're going to be doing a hundred thousand,
00:07:20then I'll go to the ground for you.
00:07:26You're really?
00:07:27Who am I?
00:07:28I'm a young man.
00:07:30Right?
00:07:30Right?
00:07:31Have you been doing it?
00:07:33Okay.
00:07:34Okay.
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:41You're going to be doing it.
00:07:42You're going to be doing it.
00:07:43You're going to be doing it.
00:07:44Well, let's go.
00:07:46Let's go.
00:08:00Let's go.
00:08:02A hundred thousand.
00:08:03What a hundred thousand?
00:08:04What a hundred thousand.
00:08:25这算是真的
00:08:26不是 你就是个臭送外卖的 你哪来那么大运气
00:08:30谁让你有眼无珠 我跟你说
00:08:33送外卖怎么了 哥们 三十年河东 三十年河西 你在东 我在西
00:08:41你知道为什么吗 为什么 因为你不听陈一讯
00:08:52这人怕不是个傻子吧 对了 哥们 你刚才说 如果我刮重的
00:08:58你就跪下给我 开个头
00:09:14你干嘛呢
00:09:15借鞋袋啊
00:09:17借鞋袋啊
00:09:21我鞋袋开了
00:09:23买菜 买菜 买菜 买菜
00:09:27喂
00:09:29原石市场有大活动
00:09:31来
00:09:33我不欠你的了啊
00:09:37哥们 谁让你
00:09:39那个 老板 你跟他说那个免费服务是什么呀
00:09:44你要是赚中了一百万 我免费服务你一次
00:09:51往下起来
00:09:53嗯
00:09:54So beautiful
00:09:57老公 免费服务
00:10:00老公 不是 什么直接呢
00:10:03Royal ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש
00:10:03ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש ש עש
00:10:06老公啊 免费服务
00:10:11老公啊 免费服务
00:10:14Um
00:10:16Um
00:10:19That
00:10:20I don't know
00:10:21I don't know
00:10:22That
00:10:23I don't know
00:10:24Yeah
00:10:31Yeah
00:10:36What
00:10:38Come on, I'm going to make a big deal.
00:10:41What? The market market market market market?
00:10:45The market market market market?
00:10:48If I don't have a conversation with the石头,
00:10:51I'm going to have to do it again.
00:10:56Come on, let's go.
00:11:13You can't have a small piece of wood.
00:11:15I'm not.
00:11:16I'm just a cute little stone.
00:11:20I have a small piece of wood.
00:11:25I'm going to have a small piece of wood.
00:11:26I'm going to have a little bit of wood.
00:11:26I'm going to have 500 hundred.
00:11:28This is the most expensive one.
00:11:30I'm going to have a little bit of wood.
00:11:34I can't even find a little bit of wood.
00:11:38I'm going to have a little bit of wood.
00:11:39I bought the wood.
00:11:39I bought the wood.
00:11:43I bought the wood.
00:11:45I bought the wood.
00:11:46I bought it.
00:11:48I bought it.
00:11:48You can't buy it.
00:11:50The price.
00:11:52I bought it.
00:11:53I bought it.
00:11:54The price is good.
00:11:58It's worth it.
00:11:59It's worth $5,000.
00:12:02$5,000?
00:12:03I bought it.
00:12:06Well, we are about to sell the rest of the house.
00:12:08Sir, you are not nervous.
00:12:11He doesn't know my strength.
00:12:13He won't let this guy in the军.
00:12:14But this guy will be in my pocket.
00:12:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:12:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:12:19The guy is out there.
00:12:21Hey, hey, hey.
00:12:22Hey, hey.
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:23Hey, hey.
00:12:23Hey, hey.
00:12:23Hey, hey.
00:12:24Hey, hey.
00:12:35八千拿走
00:12:36一千
00:12:37成就
00:12:38等一下
00:12:41兄弟
00:12:43我们这可是小本买卖
00:12:45这石头一出
00:12:46不对不画
00:12:47不对不对
00:12:49这个石头能现场开始吗
00:12:51可以啊
00:12:54但是咱们丑话说到前头
00:12:55这能不能开出翡翠
00:12:57这我可不敢保证
00:12:59老板
00:13:02这块石头肯定能开出翡翠
00:13:06小伙子口气倒是不小啊
00:13:07谁啊
00:13:09在这口出狂言
00:13:10赵一哥
00:13:12又是你啊
00:13:14真以为自己中了张彩票
00:13:16就有用不完的运气了
00:13:18你就是个送外卖的
00:13:20你抖石头嘛
00:13:21就是
00:13:23那破石头
00:13:24咱我这摊子都当废料出翡翠
00:13:27还望想出翡
00:13:28那我这块石头
00:13:30要是真的出翡了怎么办呢
00:13:31你要是能出翡
00:13:33这回我们哥仨给你克脸啊
00:13:36说到做到啊
00:13:37要是能出翡翠
00:13:39我出双倍价格
00:13:40老板
00:13:42这儿的
00:13:44嗯
00:13:44切
00:13:57出翡翠
00:14:02这怎么可能啊
00:14:03出翡了
00:14:03出翡了
00:14:04这这这这怎么可能啊
00:14:07这明明明是我的一块废料啊
00:14:08不可能
00:14:09我也花了吗
00:14:10行吧
00:14:14你要是能出翡翠了
00:14:16这回我们哥仨给你克脸啊
00:14:18我们仨两头分不过来
00:14:20这样
00:14:21你来表示
00:14:25主打个仗
00:14:26说到做到
00:14:27真强烟
00:14:29卧槽
00:14:31卧槽
00:14:31蜜
00:14:31还是冰种的
00:14:34这锅料子至少值三百万啊
00:14:35三百万
00:14:36你太小看这块料子了
00:14:38五百万
00:14:39小兄弟 卖给我
00:14:40我出七百万
00:14:42这打成少市至少卖一千两百万
00:14:44小兄弟 给我留心利润一千万
00:14:46卖给我
00:14:47成交
00:14:47两千万
00:14:49啊 这不多
00:14:51两千万
00:14:56我出两千万
00:15:01我出两千万
00:15:02沈总
00:15:04您可算来了
00:15:05石王已经给您准备好了
00:15:07卖吗
00:15:09卖肯定卖啊
00:15:11何老板
00:15:12把石王请出来吧
00:15:14好
00:15:14快快快快
00:15:18石王
00:15:19价值十个亿的石王啊
00:15:21今天没班来
00:15:22压周大喜
00:15:23马上要开始了
00:15:25石王啊
00:15:27那不是
00:15:36石医
00:15:37石医
00:15:38石医
00:15:38这要是开出翡翠了得值多少钱
00:15:40当然
00:15:43我可是百年难遇的极品冰晶兰
00:15:44不过
00:15:46能不能把我开出来
00:15:48就看他们有没有这个笔子了
00:15:50什么意思
00:15:51等会儿你就知道了
00:15:54沿着线
00:15:55切
00:15:56有了这块石王
00:15:58今后水尸集团
00:15:59就会成为江城律师界的炉头企
00:16:21真的吗
00:16:22是
00:16:24你看
00:16:26你看
00:16:26本瞎了呀
00:16:28这什么都没开出来吧
00:16:29就是啊
00:16:30多可惜啊
00:16:34怎么可能
00:16:35这块石头经过数位顶级专家的鉴定
00:16:37怎么会切垮
00:16:38石医呀
00:16:40就这么打水漂呢
00:16:43赌石就是
00:16:44一刀穷一刀富
00:16:46一刀下去
00:16:47没了多少套大别墅啊
00:16:49石王
00:16:50你不是说你这几笔玉石吗
00:16:53怎么会是空的
00:16:54那两头画的线不对
00:16:56真正的玉心
00:16:57在我侧边的一个角里
00:17:01再去
00:17:02我就不相信
00:17:03你们什么都没有
00:17:04哪里
00:17:05哪里
00:17:05哪里
00:17:31哪里
00:17:32I can't believe that you're going to be able to make a piece of paper.
00:17:37We'll go.
00:17:40That...
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00:17:51I just heard you say it's a beast, I want to make it a commitment.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57This guy is so awesome.
00:17:58He can pay for money.
00:18:00Just so.
00:18:01This is a place for a trip.
00:18:02I'm going to buy a gift.
00:18:03I'm going to buy a gift.
00:18:04I'm going to buy a gift.
00:18:06I'm going to buy a gift.
00:18:06You're going to buy a gift.
00:18:07This time we can buy a gift.
00:18:09I haven't got enough.
00:18:10I believe you're going to buy a gift.
00:18:12Here.
00:18:13I'll buy you.
00:18:15I'll buy you.
00:18:15No.
00:18:15No.
00:18:18That's fine.
00:18:18It's a lot.
00:18:19It's a lot.
00:18:19It's a lot.
00:18:19It's a lot.
00:18:21Let's go.
00:18:24Here we go.
00:18:25Two hundred bucks to buy a full stone.
00:18:27You don't have to worry about it.
00:18:28You don't have to worry about it.
00:18:29This guy has a problem.
00:18:30Come on.
00:18:31Let me take the尖角.
00:18:34That's not a lie.
00:18:36You still have to pay for it.
00:18:37You should go to the store.
00:18:39Don't waste our time.
00:18:40It's not a good thing.
00:18:42It's not a good thing.
00:18:43It's in here.
00:19:01Don't waste your money.
00:19:03Don't waste your money!
00:19:04It's a good thing.
00:19:05In this case,
00:19:05I'm just tired to save it.
00:19:06It's empty for the gold ones.
00:19:08Actually, this gold is huge.
00:19:11It's ailing.
00:19:11I'm not working.
00:19:12I need to save money.
00:19:15It's $100.
00:19:15Oh, I'm $100.
00:19:19Wow.
00:19:20Yes!
00:19:21This is a giant gold medal from the...
00:19:22...thews.
00:19:25Ah.
00:19:25Oh, this...
00:19:27Oh, well...
00:19:28Ah?
00:19:29It's not a gold medal.
00:19:31It is a gold medal.
00:19:36Ah!
00:19:37Ah!
00:19:38Ah!
00:19:38Ah!
00:19:39Ah!
00:19:44Ah!
00:19:49I'm going to sell it for you, I'm going to sell it for you.
00:19:58This guy is going to go to the wrong place.
00:20:01I'm going to sell it for you.
00:20:03I'm going to sell it for you.
00:20:10Hey!
00:20:10Hey!
00:20:11Hey!
00:20:11Hey!
00:20:12I'll sell it for you.
00:20:14I'm going to sell it for you.
00:20:16I'll sell it for you.
00:20:16No, no, no.
00:20:18No.
00:20:23No, I'll sell it for you.
00:20:29I don't have enough money.
00:20:30You don't have any money to sell it for you.
00:20:30The feeling of a happy place is awesome.
00:20:32It's a bad day and it's crazy.
00:20:34I'm going to buy a few pieces of wood.
00:20:36And I'll sell it for you.
00:20:37I'll sell it for you.
00:20:42。
00:20:44你們誰肚子裡有翡翠啊?
00:20:45我問我啊?
00:20:46。
00:20:46。
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00:21:20這線條優美一氣呵成, 。
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00:21:24你是質感拉滿, 。
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00:21:38What do you want to do?
00:21:39What do you want to do?
00:21:42You're paying for it.
00:21:44You don't have to worry about it.
00:21:46You don't have to worry about it.
00:21:46That's the test.
00:21:47Let's take a look at the test.
00:22:01Kahn Kahn?
00:22:04Kahn Kahn?
00:22:06Kahn Kahn?
00:22:07You don't have to go.
00:22:08You don't have to go back to the test.
00:22:14I'm not going to be asking you.
00:22:17I'm going to go to the test.
00:22:19I'm going to see you.
00:22:21The test.
00:22:25The test.
00:22:25You're going to be here.
00:22:26Come here.
00:22:29Let's go.
00:22:30Let's go.
00:22:30Let's go.
00:22:31Let's go.
00:22:32Let's go.
00:22:33Let's go.
00:22:38Let's go.
00:22:39The car is the most expensive.
00:22:42$150,000,000.
00:22:49I said,石西生.
00:22:50You really can introduce yourself?
00:22:52If you're looking for yourself,
00:22:54you can see the most expensive car.
00:22:57You can buy the car.
00:22:58You can't buy the car.
00:22:59You're not a good person.
00:23:02Don't look at me.
00:23:05What?
00:23:06What?
00:23:07What?
00:23:07You can buy this car.
00:23:10I'm going to buy the car.
00:23:13This is what you said.
00:23:15What?
00:23:16What?
00:23:17This car?
00:23:17You don't want to buy it.
00:23:19You don't want to buy it.
00:23:21This car is $150,000.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:27Come on.
00:23:28Come on.
00:23:29Come on.
00:23:30Come on.
00:23:35Come on.
00:23:41Come on.
00:23:42When you're looking for your car,
00:23:43what you're trying to buy?
00:23:49What is it possible?
00:23:54You don't want to buy it.
00:23:56Sorry.
00:23:56I'm sorry, I'm not...
00:24:02Are you listening to...
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00:24:31先生 请问哪里让你不满意了
00:24:33你们这个销售 昨天是不是没刷牙呀
00:24:38满嘴臭味 严重拉低了你们品牌的档次
00:24:41要不是这个实习生啊 我根本就不会买这个车
00:24:46你胡说
00:24:47放肆 竟敢指责我们的贵宾 立刻归下道歉
00:24:51否则明天就不用来了
00:24:55还有 从今天起 韩可欣是经理
00:25:00你是实习生
00:25:07对不起
00:25:19韩可欣还是跟大学时候一样漂亮
00:25:21要是能带她回去过年 那得多有面子啊
00:25:25这还不简单
00:25:27你让她明天把我送到你江部就行了
00:25:29对呀 你小才真是个天才
00:25:34那是
00:25:38经理啊 那个 我待会儿还有点事啊
00:25:42明天下午啊 让韩可欣把车送到我家去
00:25:45我等会儿还有事 没问题 一定办到
00:25:50妈 我回来了 婶儿 姑 新年快乐
00:25:55回来了
00:25:57大侄子回来了
00:26:01怎么就带着这点破烂玩意就进门了
00:26:07哎呀 还得是我们家萧挺孝顺
00:26:11给我买了这又沉又贵的大金镯子
00:26:13可不是嘛
00:26:15小然 不是姑说你
00:26:19这过年回家你就给爸妈就带这么点东西
00:26:21也不嫌寒碜
00:26:22你看堂弟 你看你堂弟多有小心
00:26:26哎呀 这孩子呀 心已到了就好了
00:26:29妈 说不定这里面啊 都是什么好东西呢
00:26:33姑 婶儿 你们别着急 那又沉又贵的好东西
00:26:39我也准备了 我去取 妈 我去拿去了
00:26:43来 进吧
00:26:47来了
00:26:48来了
00:26:56这就是你说的又沉又贵的好东西
00:26:57恩 你是想要笑死我 Uh,偷我的金着子吧
00:27:01哈哈哈哈哈
00:27:07啊哎呀,我说大侄子,你是穷疯了,还是怎么着
00:27:12怎么把别人家的外卖都偷来了?
00:27:15缺德不说
00:27:17这事情可是犯法的
00:27:19就是,这大过年的你想让你的爸妈跟着你收街坊邻居出脊梁
00:27:24嘛
00:27:24真是越火越回去了
00:27:27Go,
00:27:27Shire,
00:27:29I'm not a bag.
00:27:30This is a good thing.
00:27:32It's a good thing.
00:27:36Good thing?
00:27:37What is it?
00:27:38What is it?
00:27:40What?
00:27:42This is a good thing.
00:27:48This is a good thing.
00:27:57This is a good thing.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:27:59It's a good thing.
00:28:01It's a good thing.
00:28:04This is a good thing for me.
00:28:07I'm not sure if my son will be in theijing.
00:28:09That's how I'm done.
00:28:10My son will be in theijing.
00:28:13he's broke.
00:28:14I will take any of this shit on theijing.
00:28:17This is all I'm gonna do with!
00:28:18this is all I'm a little bit worried about.
00:28:20Please look at me.
00:28:21This isn't a jition.
00:28:23I'm not gonna lie at you.
00:28:25This is a good thing.
00:28:25Let me go.
00:28:27Look at me.
00:28:28My sister, my sister, my sister!
00:28:32I've got my sister.
00:28:33We've got this for you.
00:28:35Here, you go.
00:28:37You go.
00:28:39Not so much.
00:28:40I'm ready for you.
00:28:45My sister, my sister.
00:28:49My sister.
00:28:51I'm ready.
00:28:52This is a big deal.
00:28:53I'm not gonna give you a gift.
00:28:54Oh, it's not a bad thing, it's not a bad thing.
00:28:58Shara, the gold bag is a little bit, but the thing is worth it.
00:29:03It's worth it?
00:29:05It's worth it?
00:29:08It's worth it?
00:29:10It's the TV show that...
00:29:11It's the card.
00:29:12It's the card.
00:29:14It's the card.
00:29:14It's the card.
00:29:15I thought it was a good thing.
00:29:19It's the card.
00:29:20It's the card.
00:29:22It's the card.
00:29:23It seems that card doesn't have to be full.
00:29:25Ah, my son!
00:29:27It's the card, the card.
00:29:27I won't see the card.
00:29:30It's the card.
00:29:35Oh, it's the card.
00:29:37Oh, it's the card.
00:29:38Oh, you look.
00:29:41Do you have the card.
00:29:42And you can see that.
00:29:47It's the card.
00:29:48Oh, it's the card.
00:29:49Oh my god, these are small ones.
00:29:53The big ones are in the middle.
00:29:55Let's see what I'm looking for.
00:30:06I'm looking for a couple of years.
00:30:10Oh, you're looking for a couple of years.
00:30:11I'm looking for a couple of years.
00:30:11Three years.
00:30:12Oh, you're looking for a couple of years.
00:30:14Can you tell me?
00:30:19Oh my goodness.
00:30:21That's our ten thousand.
00:30:23One thousand?
00:30:25Yes.
00:30:27Still?
00:30:28Oh my god, this is our only house.
00:30:29What's your so—?
00:30:31Look, how many years?
00:30:33Two thousand.
00:30:34I'll have two dieses.
00:30:37My sister, I'm trying to keep it up with me.
00:30:40You're looking for her.
00:30:41You're my sister!
00:30:44Oh my god, you need to eat again.
00:30:46Plus, we'll have to eat and buy some extract.
00:30:47吃了
00:30:49吃了
00:30:52聊什么呢 这么开心
00:30:55哎 儿子 你来得正好
00:30:57哎
00:31:00你弹个可厉害了
00:31:01给我们拿的呱呱乐
00:31:03全都中大奖了
00:31:05来一个
00:31:07不能让他想了我的风头
00:31:09哎
00:31:09妈 姑姑
00:31:13你们可真好骗 这彩票啊
00:31:15你一看就是紧的
00:31:16What?
00:31:55小婷 你胡说什么呢我不挂是因为我有钱
00:32:05不需要这几张彩票加一块都有十五万管是我半年工资了你一个臭送外卖的
00:32:10一年能挣得了十五万你可净说大话十五万怎么了
00:32:12有什么大不了呢
00:32:27你就吹吧前两天我挂彩票中了一百万不信啊来
00:32:29你们自己看
00:32:41我汤哥
00:32:47你这戏做的可真足啊手机关机的时间卡得是真好啊
00:32:49弟妹 我听说萧然前两天也相亲了怎么没把人带回来呀这个我看不上他你没看上人家就你这样子你还敲上来我妈
00:33:08盈盈一会儿就到
00:33:27专程给你老拜年来的还是在相亲有魅力那是这女孩啊她是昨天相亲的时候才认识的这对我儿子啊那叫一个一见钟情说什么都非要跟我儿子好上赶就来找他
00:33:56啊难不成跟我那个相亲对象一样有秘密任务吗哎呦还不赶紧跟你堂弟学学你臭小子妈伯母许您好东莞年底老你过来花债了说什么呢你们认识啊
00:34:26她就是前两天跟我相亲那位哦这位就是你没看上那个呀哦就是她人家姑娘这么漂亮我看是你配不上人家吧看不上我就你这样的穷吊子能跟我相亲是你八辈子修来的福气姑娘这没钱就能为你这么说呀弟妹人家姑娘话草里不草
00:34:34我一开口一股穷酸味离我远点伯母新年好
00:34:55这是我托朋友从国外给你带的礼物柳莹真的是太客气了这带的东西一看呀又多又贵重的吧有什么贵重的她就买了个包装盒而已里面的东西是她从医院里出来路过地摊顺手买的她去医院干什么去做亲子鉴定了呗
00:35:07找谁是亲爹呢一上午做了三个忙死了一打签订单还在包里呢柳小姐果然很优秀嘛那是你也不看是谁媳妇
00:35:35是是是那个两天没见给孩子找了个亲爹那个两天没见给孩子找了个亲爹你说什么呢追不到我就造这种谎你算什么男人追你那个您能别给自己脸上贴金吗小冉我告诉你少说胡话小冉人家小姑娘条件这么好看不上你那是正常的你怎么能凭空无人清白呢
00:36:00我无人清白这包里面啊有她的运箭单不信啊你们自己看吧她怎么知道我包里有运箭单不要她说的是真的吗怎么可能小婷你不相信我吗我们之间的感情就这么脆弱吗
00:36:25我对你没感情我不相信你说的我不相信你说的你竟然敢骗我
00:36:53你来啦谢谢啊各位阿姨新年快乐我是小冉的朋友韩可欣妈可欣孩子你看你真客气了姑娘长得真漂亮有男朋友了吗
00:37:14还没美女你好我叫萧婷认识一下我儿子年轻有为又孝顺这前两天啊才给我买了这个大金镯子好几万呢不像有的人一天装神弄鬼的
00:37:42竟会弄点假彩票是啊小人真是越会越回去了我可不能让我的孩子跟她一样哎孩子们呢呀坏了不会是跑到彩票店去对讲了吧哇好漂亮的姐姐姐姐我小舅还没有结婚你能不能做我们的舅妈我我也还没结婚呢怎么不给我介绍啊
00:37:53因为小舅会给我们中奖的彩票呀嘿乖乖都是假的才不是假的我们都得出奖金了
00:38:21难道这些彩票是真的阿姨这彩票确实是真的不过
00:38:49彩票已经撕碎成这样了已经兑换不了了已经兑换不了了我的三万块呀哎呀真是哎呀小人公司送到了阿姨那我就先走了哎美女
00:39:13我送你啊啊小人她没有车啊就算想送你只怕心有余而力不足啊小人有车嗯你说的是她的送外卖的电动车吧车就在门口呢昨天刚从我们店里提的限量款
00:39:38我小人小人你的车我今天特意给你送过来谢谢啊去刚才你还说是她同学现在又成了卖车的小姑娘你不会是小人花钱请来的演员吧我我说呢这又是豪车又是美女
00:40:07肯定是小人搞来骗我们的嗯沈总到小人家了她就是个松外卖的大龄单身汉平平武器小人绝非诚我感觉她就是能帮我在浴室和健保领域站稳脚竿完成爷爷医院的人哎沈总小人是不是相亲失败了呀现在
00:40:35估计正在被家里数相亲哎沈总您看小人身边那个美女会不会就是她的相亲对象啊这是关乎我们沈氏集团的未来我得亲自去看看哎就是沈总你怎么来了亲爱的这位美女是谁呀
00:41:03哎哎沈总咱俩这关系您别添我清白啊你还没有告诉家人我们的关系吗什么关系啊啊那个我爹里还有事我就先走了哎可欣你别着急啊我开车送你啊小陈送一下这位小姐是沈总不用了谢谢我自己打车走吧哎
00:41:24哎哎哟小姑娘这个你跟我们家萧然这关系很亲近吗嗯阿姨我叫沈静怡是萧然的女朋友什么女朋友哎呀静怡啊快屋里坐屋里坐啊哎妈
00:41:52来坐嘿嘿嘿这是什么这是萧然给我们大家的新年礼物说是有什么翡翠我看啊就是路边随便捡来糊弄我们的石头就是这大过年的看到这些石头都晦气我们看见你才晦气呢这些石头表面皮像一般看上去像是废料
00:42:19难道里面真的有浴石既然萧然说里面有浴石那肯定就有她看石头最准了看来是来探我的底呢这漂亮姑娘肯定是被萧然骗了看我今天非揭穿她的老底不可哼有没有浴石切开看看不就知道了她怎么就喜欢干损人不利己的事情
00:42:34那个没有工具吗下次下次咱们再看我车上就有小辰我来切
00:42:52这是呢什么都没有果然小辰是在骗我们嘿嘿
00:42:58nowhere那是你没切对地方只要再往下一毫米啊就能看到一大片红翡翠了
00:43:00It's not good, it's not good.
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:12What is this?
00:43:16This is a number of鸡鸡鸡.
00:43:17At least it's worth a thousand thousand.
00:43:19A thousand thousand?
00:43:22This is not possible.
00:43:35I'm not good at all.
00:43:38This yen expensive.
00:43:39I'm buying.
00:43:40I'm not buying.
00:43:44A thousand thousand thousand thousand сос Libye.
00:43:55100 hundred thousand thousand thousand.
00:43:59真好啊 儿子
00:44:01什么
00:44:04好 我知道了
00:44:07阿姨 不好意思 我奶奶病中
00:44:10我必须马上回去
00:44:11等一下 让小然陪你去
00:44:14妈 我去干什么
00:44:15她怎么生你什么根本用的 儿子
00:44:17人家奶奶病了 你不陪着吗
00:44:19快去
00:44:26老太太 多个器官衰竭
00:44:29随时都有生命危险
00:44:32如果有什么遗言 得赶紧立下
00:44:38奶奶 您不要走啊
00:44:43我跟静怡从小就青梅竹马
00:44:46我知道您是她最亲近的人
00:44:47您如果走了 她孤零零一个人
00:44:50得多伤心呢
00:44:52恒语
00:44:58我知道你们从小关心就好
00:45:02帮我安慰她
00:45:03奶奶 您放心
00:45:06只要您同意 我愿意照顾静怡一辈子
00:45:17奶奶 这是我们家祖传的玉陪
00:45:20奶奶 这是我们家祖传的玉陪
00:45:21奶奶 这是我们家祖传的玉陪
00:45:21我把它送给静怡
00:45:22作为我们的订婚礼物
00:45:24作为我们的订婚礼物
00:45:25好 好孩子
00:45:36我现在就给你们俩订婚礼物
00:45:37奶奶
00:45:40奶奶
00:45:42奶奶
00:45:42奶奶
00:45:42你没事吧
00:45:47孩子
00:45:50我要走了
00:45:54The only thing I can't believe in is you.
00:46:00I'm sorry.
00:46:01Your wife is too late, especially the heart of the heart.
00:46:05I'm afraid we're going back to heaven.
00:46:09You're too late.
00:46:12I'm just going to kill you.
00:46:13I'm going to kill you.
00:46:13I'm going to kill you.
00:46:14My wife is going to kill you.
00:46:15The way to kill you is so difficult.
00:46:18And the way to kill you is so difficult.
00:46:22It's really difficult.
00:46:23She's so bad.
00:46:23She's who's got to kill you.
00:46:25She's got to kill you.
00:46:26And she's been sick.
00:46:30Who is who will?
00:46:33Of course, I'm going to kill you.
00:46:36She's got to kill you.
00:46:38She will be able to kill you.
00:46:38She's going to make money for the money.
00:46:39She's got to kill you.
00:46:41She's got to kill you.
00:46:45He's got to kill you.
00:46:49从小悲气长大
00:46:52只有她照顾你
00:46:56我才能放心地走
00:46:57奶奶
00:46:58我不要别人
00:47:01我只要你好好活着
00:47:05老太太又没病
00:47:06怎么会走呢
00:47:12你算个什么东西
00:47:13你敢在这里胡言乱语
00:47:15你知道这什么场合吗
00:47:17你是哪个医院的医生
00:47:18你有刑医资格吗
00:47:20不懂就不要在这里妖言祸处
00:47:22耽误了老太太的病情
00:47:23你承担得起责任吗
00:47:25小然 这到底是怎么回事
00:47:27奶奶她
00:47:28奶奶根本就没有生病
00:47:30她是被人暗害了
00:47:50奶奶itors
00:47:52奶奶奶 Ross
00:47:53奶奶奶&对奶奶做什么 我这奶奶
00:47:58奶奶怎么回事啊 大楼你主人怎么晕了의
00:48:02Oh my god, I've been so long since I've been with such a young man.
00:48:07I've been so proud of this young man.
00:48:09I'm so proud of you.
00:48:11I'm so proud of you.
00:48:16I'm so proud of you.
00:48:17You're so proud of me.
00:48:21I didn't hear you.
00:48:23He said that he was being a fool.
00:48:26This is a great thing.
00:48:29You...
00:48:31I'm so proud of you.
00:48:32Why did you have to come to a body?
00:48:33How can I see you?
00:48:35I can't see you in the mirror.
00:48:40It's not a light.
00:48:41You don't have to be able to sit back.
00:48:43You don't need a body.
00:48:43Why are you all alone?
00:48:44You can't do this, what can I do?
00:48:47You can't get out of it.
00:48:49I won't get the body of my grandmother's illness.
00:48:52I've been here for you.
00:48:54You are the hero of the江城.
00:48:55He's the guy's the most powerful man.
00:48:56御医胜手
00:49:10沈小姐
00:49:10老太太五藏六府
00:49:13并无衰败之相
00:49:15但卖相奇特
00:49:16气若犹斯
00:49:20确实是中毒之招啊
00:49:23只是此毒甚是罕见
00:49:24老夫需要三个月
00:49:26方能研制出解药啊
00:49:29三个月
00:49:30黄花菜都凉了
00:49:32快救我
00:49:33我感觉我撑不过今天了
00:49:34三个月
00:49:36三个月还好意思
00:49:37撑自己是神医啊
00:49:38啊
00:49:40走子狂言
00:49:42你懂什么医术啊
00:49:44就是你一个穷货
00:49:46装什么大瓣酸
00:49:48大瓣酸
00:49:50你怎么知道大瓣酸
00:49:51可以救奶奶病了
00:49:53深藏不漏啊
00:49:55张神医
00:49:55对
00:49:57那个沈小姐
00:49:59如果你相信我的话
00:50:00咱们一起去准备点东西
00:50:02要什么
00:50:02鸡蛋
00:50:03还有大瓣酸
00:50:05好
00:50:15你要的鸡蛋
00:50:16那个我这正忙着呢
00:50:18你先拿着玩一会儿
00:50:19我 我不会玩
00:50:21什么话
00:50:23算了算了
00:50:24我这手太酸了
00:50:26来来来来
00:50:27过来过来
00:50:28你干什么
00:50:30过来帮忙
00:50:31大姐
00:50:32咱们倒个算闭了眼睛吧
00:50:51来 把这鸡蛋和蒜蓉一块儿捣
00:50:59你这速度咱们就准备捣到黄年马月去啊
00:51:14静怡
00:51:18你怎么能听她的给奶奶吃这种东西啊
00:51:19还是等李神医先配药吧
00:51:21这才是最稳妥的办法
00:51:23这个姓张的太坏了
00:51:26他就是想害死我
00:51:27三个月太久了
00:51:29奶奶未在担心
00:51:30我怕实在来不及
00:51:33帮帮喂药
00:51:34帮帮喂药
00:51:52奶奶
00:51:53奶奶
00:51:54奶奶
00:51:55奶奶
00:51:55奶奶
00:51:56奶奶
00:51:58这怎么回事
00:52:00小人
00:52:01你这个杀人凶手
00:52:02是你害死了奶奶
00:52:08telefon
00:52:10半蛋
00:52:10产兵
00:52:10老太太经脉错乱
00:52:12毒气攻心
00:52:13恐怕
00:52:14无力无為天了
00:52:16鸡蛋
00:52:18怎么办
00:52:18怎么办
00:52:22鸡蛋
00:52:23鸡蛋
00:52:24鸡蛋
00:52:24鸡蛋
00:52:25鸡蛋
00:52:25你这个杀人犯
00:52:26说好能治好奶奶的病的
00:52:28鸡蛋鸡蛋
00:52:29鸡蛋
00:52:30鸡蛋
00:52:30你勾什么鬼鸡蛋
00:52:33鸡蛋
00:52:33鸡蛋
00:52:35Oh
00:52:36Baby
00:52:36Oh
00:52:36Oh
00:52:36Oh
00:52:37Oh
00:52:37Sorry
00:52:43Oh
00:52:49Oh
00:52:49Oh
00:52:50Oh
00:53:03Oh
00:53:06What kind of婚礼?
00:53:07I don't want to嫁給張衡
00:53:09I'm already the one I like.靖怡,
00:53:19she was just right.
00:53:21She's weak. How
00:53:22can she say this?
00:53:24She's wrong. You can
00:53:37You're a little girl.
00:53:39You're a little girl.
00:53:40You're a little girl.
00:53:40I'm not sure.
00:53:42Oh, that's right.
00:53:45This egg is a day.
00:53:48It's three days.
00:53:49If your baby is a good thing,
00:53:50you'll be able to get it.
00:53:52You're a little girl.
00:53:55How can she eat the same thing?
00:53:57She's a good guy.
00:54:00She's a bad guy.
00:54:01It's ok.
00:54:02You're a little girl.
00:54:03She's all a problem.
00:54:05Your baby is the same thing.
00:54:08I'm really ill.
00:54:08I'm so scared of her.
00:54:11You're not worried about those who don't have you.
00:54:13I'm going to leave the camp.
00:54:14I'm going to get the camp.
00:54:19Here you are.
00:54:20You will give me one.
00:54:21You will have me.
00:54:22I'll be able to chat.
00:54:28No problem.
00:54:29I will not know.
00:54:30Let's go.
00:54:34Come on.
00:54:38Come on.
00:54:39Why did you kiss her?
00:54:44I...
00:54:53How did you kiss her?
00:54:57I'm going to kiss her face.
00:54:59I'm going to go to the house.
00:55:08The owner of the house is crazy.
00:55:11He looks like a guy.
00:55:28Hey, my friend.
00:55:30Let's see, these are the ones that I bought for.
00:55:34If you want to buy money, you won't buy it.
00:55:37Let's see.
00:55:40Are you there?
00:55:44Don't look at me.
00:55:45I'm a modern工藝品.
00:55:47I'm out of the house.
00:55:50I'm a gamekeeper for the gamekeeper.
00:55:52I'm going to pour some sugar to help me.
00:55:55If I let me use a lot of money,
00:55:56咱能干他没良心的事吗
00:55:58帅哥
00:56:00离我远点
00:56:01我身上都是化学药材
00:56:03摸久了
00:56:04是要烂手的
00:56:07总算有个实惑的了
00:56:11我可是送代汝瑶青瓷水仙盘
00:56:12御用的宝贝
00:56:14刚被挖出来
00:56:15价值至少五千万
00:56:17买下午
00:56:18稳赚不赔
00:56:19好家伙
00:56:23真是踏破铁鞋无觅处
00:56:24出门就捡个大漏
00:56:26这个必须拿下
00:56:29不过这种老板
00:56:31最不会开人下菜叮了
00:56:32我可不能表现出冤大头的样子
00:56:35也杀了他的价
00:56:37老板
00:56:38你这些东西
00:56:40是家里传下来的古董吗
00:56:44我怎么看着有点像现代工艺大杂会呢
00:56:47你看这个
00:56:49这都沾着泥呢
00:56:51刚挖出来的吧
00:56:54哎
00:56:57你这 刚挖出来的
00:56:59哎
00:57:01兄弟
00:57:02这话可不能乱说呀
00:57:04这些
00:57:05都是我家地窍里埋的
00:57:08可渐渐都是文物古董
00:57:12古董
00:57:13啊
00:57:14古董
00:57:14这
00:57:15游戏厅里的游戏壁也是古董
00:57:17这不是逗我玩的吗
00:57:18你再看这个罐
00:57:21你自己闻了
00:57:23罐子里一股酸味
00:57:24化学池子里刚捞出来
00:57:26你真是把我当傻子呢
00:57:29好容易等那个人
00:57:30可不能让他走啊
00:57:32你赶紧把这些没煮的东西出手
00:57:34哎
00:57:35兄弟
00:57:35别走
00:57:36再看看
00:57:37你再看看
00:57:38大过年的嘛
00:57:39我也不给你多要
00:57:40就当交个朋友
00:57:41交个朋友
00:57:42交个朋友
00:57:43那我再看看
00:57:44看看
00:57:45看看
00:57:50这个盆啊
00:57:51不错
00:57:52还挺瓷实啊
00:57:55过年回去我放个鱼
00:57:57挺实用的
00:57:58这个多少钱
00:57:59这个
00:57:59老物件啊
00:58:02不少年了
00:58:03你要诚心想要我
00:58:04五千
00:58:08要不
00:58:09要不
00:58:09四千
00:58:12你看这盘子颜色多漂亮
00:58:13你要回家不装鱼
00:58:16拿着菊饭
00:58:17要不错
00:58:18什么
00:58:18菊饭
00:58:20我才不要做什么菊饭
00:58:23我可是被捧在手心里的果宝
00:58:25竟然要被拿去当餐盘
00:58:30我的命好苦啊
00:58:31别哭了
00:58:34我保证不会用你来菊饭的
00:58:38我本来和我的兄弟姐妹们
00:58:39一起在一个大树底下
00:58:41舒舒服服地睡着觉
00:58:43后来
00:58:45被几个不懂事的小屁孩
00:58:47我要去来玩故家家
00:58:50老板前几天在公园捡到了我
00:58:52现在你又要拿我去盛菜
00:58:54嗯
00:58:57兄弟姐妹
00:58:59好想
00:59:00这哪是买了个盆啊
00:59:03这是捅了孤独马和窝啊
00:59:09这小兄弟在交接啥呢
00:59:11咋的呀
00:59:12咋的呀
00:59:12也能问出话了呀
00:59:13哎呀
00:59:14这打过年的
00:59:15四千就四千
00:59:16哎呀
00:59:17行了兄弟
00:59:18您真偷腿
00:59:19来来
00:59:20我给你包起来
00:59:21来来来
00:59:22小水仙
00:59:23那你之前被埋在哪儿了
00:59:26我哪知道啊
00:59:27来 小伙子
00:59:30我知道
00:59:31就是旁边森林公园里
00:59:32最大那棵老榕树底下
00:59:34我主人啊
00:59:36就是从那儿捡到它的
00:59:42哎 老板
00:59:44哎 老板
00:59:46铁销多少钱
00:59:47这
00:59:48这
00:59:49这
00:59:49这可不错
00:59:50那不行
00:59:52我买这个盆
00:59:53你得给我送个铁销
00:59:54要不然我买铁销
00:59:56你给我送个盆
00:59:56这
00:59:57行 行 行
01:00:00给你了 给你了
01:00:01给你了 给你了
01:00:01谢谢老板
01:00:02行了兄弟
01:00:03装好了
01:00:04好
01:00:05新年快乐
01:00:06新年快乐老板
01:00:07再会啊
01:00:07再会再会
01:00:08嘿
01:00:11月黑风高时
01:00:12公园融树下
01:00:15小水仙
01:00:16马上就让你们兄弟姐妹团聚
01:00:24你好 初先生
01:00:26打扰一下
01:00:27听说您旁边埋着一些古董
01:00:29能告诉我在哪儿吗
01:00:32年轻人
01:00:33你竟然能与我对话
01:00:37想必是有缘之人
01:00:39既如此
01:00:39我便告诉你
01:00:41那些宝贝就埋在你前面
01:00:44奇迟远的地方
01:00:45多谢初先生
01:01:04这么多古董
01:01:06这么多古董
01:01:08我的天呐
01:01:08这下发自海了
01:01:12电视频
01:01:14电视频
01:01:14电视频
01:01:14电视频
01:01:27We'll see you next time.
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