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00:00:14I am a master of the new house.
00:00:15I have no idea how to run out.
00:00:17What was he doing?
00:00:19The new house is the new house.
00:00:22The new house is the new house.
00:00:23This house is the new house.
00:04:25Josie, pretty good joint for a party, I'd say.
00:04:28I know it's nothing fancy or anything, but I figured it would be a nice place for us to kick
00:04:36it, you know?
00:04:37Yeah, we're gonna kick it.
00:05:10Well, there are a bunch of rooms for everyone.
00:05:14If you want to check them out, you can follow me.
00:05:20Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot .
00:05:39oh jackpot what do we got uh this is helen killer this is heli copter
00:05:47nice what could this be oh shit yeah
00:06:15sorry if it's a little stuffy in here this should help
00:06:24thank you
00:06:27i'm so happy the whole gang was able to come up well it was either this or go on jim
00:06:32hans family
00:06:33boat for the weekend but you know what that would have meant ew oh my god you made the right
00:06:38choice
00:06:38it's a real shame honestly i would have done it with probably anyone else at camp just to get to
00:06:44go on the boat what was that
00:06:53i know she looks like a baby
00:07:09oh my god josie is that you look how going you were
00:07:17it's been forever since i've seen them all together like this
00:07:22maybe that's enough
00:07:24look it's not so fast wait give it here seriously no no stop let's go
00:07:28you don't even want to push this yes i do it's funny no come on stop
00:07:32give it here guys come on stop
00:07:35give it here
00:07:36it's funny but
00:07:45it's funny but
00:07:48No!
00:08:18No!
00:08:51Come on, Amanda. I'm ready to swim.
00:08:55Ew. Jesus Christ.
00:09:45I'm ready to swim.
00:10:09I'm ready to swim.
00:10:36Skinny-dipping anyone?
00:10:38Eric, please stop!
00:10:41Stop!
00:10:42Stop!
00:10:43Stop!
00:10:44Stop!
00:10:45Stop!
00:10:46Stop!
00:10:46Stop!
00:10:48Hey, that's my shirt.
00:10:50Oh my god.
00:10:53Hey, where's my shirt?
00:10:55Where are our clothes?
00:10:58Did Simon take them?
00:11:00That little weeb.
00:11:02Simon?
00:11:04Hey, Simon?
00:11:06Sorry.
00:11:08Simon.
00:11:09Simon.
00:11:10Simon.
00:11:12Simon.
00:11:13Simon.
00:11:14Simon.
00:11:17What's up?
00:11:21Simon.
00:11:32What's up?
00:11:34Cough him up, Simon.
00:11:43What's up?
00:11:45What's up?
00:11:45What's up?
00:11:55I don't know.
00:11:56My hair is totally tanked.
00:11:58I'd take a shower, but I feel like the pond water is probably cleaner, right?
00:12:03We can smoke in here, right, Josie?
00:12:05Yeah, totally. Totally.
00:12:08Nothing like smoking inside.
00:12:11So, Rachel, what do you think?
00:12:14Do you think you and Eric are going to finally do it?
00:12:18I don't know. I feel like if it's meant to happen, it'll happen, you know?
00:12:23That's romantic.
00:12:24You know, Josie, if you, like, made a move on Paul or Scott, they would, like, totally go for you.
00:12:31True, except Paul and Scott are, like, completely inseparable.
00:12:35But hey, if that's the kind of thing you're into.
00:12:38Whoa.
00:12:41Sorry.
00:12:42Stop. You're disgusting.
00:12:46Are you okay?
00:12:49I'm feeling pretty good about this trip.
00:12:52One final weekend for old time's sake, you know?
00:12:54Sew up loose ends.
00:12:56I didn't really have much choice in the matter, seeing as how I got my ride back to the city.
00:12:59What? Huh? What'd you say?
00:13:01What loose ends?
00:13:04I don't know. You know.
00:13:05We're all still young.
00:13:07Gotta take advantage.
00:13:09Right.
00:13:10All of us together, like, alone out here in the woods?
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14For sure.
00:13:16Oh, what? So you're such a rebel, you can't recognize a good lay when you see one?
00:13:21Come on. Give me a break.
00:13:23This is what we're made for.
00:13:25What our ancestors would have wanted.
00:13:27Jesus Christ.
00:13:30Hello?
00:13:32General?
00:13:34Reporting for duty, sir.
00:13:45Oh, I love that one.
00:13:46Wait, put it on right now.
00:13:47Guys, be careful.
00:13:49Can I try this one?
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:51Wait, how does it look?
00:13:54Should I keep it?
00:13:56Oh, my God.
00:13:57You'd actually make such a hot meeting.
00:14:00Thank you, man.
00:14:02You know what this trip is all about?
00:14:04So, what is it about, madame?
00:14:07This trip is about doing exactly what we want.
00:14:10We're here all alone in God knows where.
00:14:15Their closest friends and our greatest enemies.
00:14:21And after this weekend, we'll probably never see each other again.
00:14:25So the way I see it, we have nothing to lose.
00:14:29We leave the past behind and look towards the future.
00:14:37To the future.
00:14:39Okay, maybe we close the trunk for now.
00:14:41Guys, guys, listen to me.
00:14:44I just found out that it's party time.
00:14:48I just found out that it's party time.
00:14:51I just found out that it's party time.
00:14:57I just found out that it's party time.
00:15:06I just found out that it's party time.
00:15:07All right, all right, all right.
00:15:11Go ball.
00:15:12Go ball.
00:15:13Go ball.
00:15:15Go ball.
00:15:17No, no, no.
00:15:17No, no.
00:15:18No, no, no.
00:15:19No, no, no, no.
00:15:36Hey, Josie, who's that?
00:15:39Um, one second.
00:15:47Um, I think that's my great-grandmother.
00:15:51And then the little one would be my grandma.
00:15:56Do they live here?
00:15:58They did.
00:16:00Um, but not anymore.
00:16:03They passed before I was born.
00:16:08I can see the resemblance.
00:16:14Thanks.
00:16:15Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.
00:16:17Shots, shots, shots.
00:16:19There!
00:16:23To camp, eat applause!
00:16:26Arrgh!
00:16:31Hey, Josie.
00:16:32Ooh!
00:16:34Scott!
00:16:34I have to be in trouble.
00:16:36You're a big driver.
00:16:37Let's get another one.
00:16:40I'm not a son of a son.
00:16:42Oh, my God.
00:16:44It's your time.
00:16:46Wait, don't go.
00:16:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
00:16:49I'm sorry.
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51Oh!
00:16:52Oh, fuck, fuck.
00:16:53All right, whatever.
00:17:02Oh!
00:17:04Uh...
00:17:04Oh!
00:17:06I'm sorry.
00:17:08Ay!
00:17:13Oh!
00:17:14Oh, oh.
00:17:18Oh.
00:17:19Oh, oh.
00:17:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:17:21Oh, hello, ben.
00:17:24Oh, oh, oh, hebat.
00:17:51So, let's go.
00:18:21So, let's go.
00:18:43Josie, I'm going to show you something.
00:18:49I'm sorry.
00:18:50I didn't mean to surprise you.
00:18:52I'm sorry.
00:18:54I guess I'm a little jumpy.
00:18:58Listen, I'm sorry about those guys.
00:19:00They're just a bunch of assholes, you know.
00:19:02They can really be like untrained animals.
00:19:05No, it's alright.
00:19:08I appreciate you saying that though.
00:19:12Hey, um, do you have this dance?
00:19:18What?
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Just have a little fun.
00:19:24You're on vacation, right?
00:19:26You just can't let them have all the fun or anything.
00:19:28Come on.
00:19:28Cut it out goofball.
00:19:30A little wine?
00:19:34Do you have any cards or anything?
00:19:36I feel like they would chill out if we played some poker or something.
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:41Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:19:43Are you watching something?
00:19:44Oh, no.
00:19:46No.
00:19:47Sorry.
00:20:26You choose one.
00:20:29No.
00:20:29I don't know.
00:20:30Let's choose.
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Come on.
00:20:31Choose one.
00:20:33Uh...
00:20:34Uh, mm-hmm.
00:20:35Not that one.
00:20:36Um...
00:20:37You're a jerk.
00:20:39I'm sorry.
00:20:40I'm sorry.
00:20:41I'm sorry.
00:20:41Could these two, like, get a ring already?
00:20:45Seriously?
00:20:46Hey, you know, there's a lot of rooms in this place, and if you want some privacy, I can
00:20:50help you look around.
00:20:51Paul, no.
00:20:53Idiot.
00:20:54What?
00:20:57Nice one, man.
00:20:59No, really.
00:21:00No, I think she loved that.
00:21:01Can we play the game?
00:21:03My man is really desperate.
00:21:05I've had a dry summer.
00:21:06What can I say?
00:21:07Hang in there, buddy.
00:21:08Well, it's real hard to get any with you around.
00:21:10Yeah, why don't you leave some for the rest of us?
00:21:13Did Amanda go to bed?
00:21:16Uh...
00:21:42Uh...
00:21:43Hmm...
00:21:43...
00:21:59...鐸
00:21:59Castro What they
00:22:00can do is kill her. I go
00:22:00worse? ... Oh,
00:22:04no.
00:22:06Okay. бой...
00:22:11gentlemen,
00:22:12come up
00:22:25What happened to my dress, Amanda?
00:22:29The voice they ruined it.
00:22:34You should have been more careful.
00:22:38You shouldn't be here at all.
00:22:43Something must be done.
00:22:46Something must be done.
00:23:15Something must be done.
00:23:18You should have been there at the end.
00:23:21You shouldn't have done it.
00:23:24You should have done it.
00:23:26You should have done it.
00:23:31All right.
00:23:52Fuck this fucking door.
00:24:30Fuck this fucking door.
00:24:40Fuck this fucking door.
00:25:14Fuck this fucking door.
00:25:41It was just, you fell asleep on the couch so we came here and-
00:25:48It's nice not having a bunch of little creeps to deal with first thing in the morning, huh?
00:25:52If I had to wake up to one more dweeb telling me, I went to bed, I would probably-
00:26:04You guys are too much.
00:26:08Oh, I'm so hungover.
00:26:11I can't believe you made out with Paul.
00:26:13No, shut the fuck up.
00:26:15Oh, fucking idiot.
00:26:16Oh my god, you really did go out.
00:26:18I feel like I got hit by a car, you guys.
00:26:22Rachel, do you have any aspirin?
00:26:24I don't have anything in the house, Josie.
00:26:26Ew, no. I'm not trying to take like 18th century medicine.
00:26:31I know this might not be what you want to hear, but I think I know the one and only
00:26:37thing that can cure you.
00:26:38What?
00:26:39A little volleyball anyone?
00:26:42Oh.
00:26:45Oh.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:52Oh.
00:26:52Oh.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:56Oh.
00:27:04Oh.
00:29:50Sorry.
00:29:50I didn't mean to scare you.
00:30:02Amanda?
00:30:08What are you doing?
00:30:20What the...?
00:30:23Hey guys?
00:30:25Come check this out.
00:30:36Hey.
00:30:38Hey.
00:30:39Hey.
00:30:48Hey.
00:30:51Hey.
00:30:55Hey.
00:31:09Hey.
00:31:12Hey.
00:31:18Hey.
00:31:27Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:49It's all right, huh?
00:31:59What?
00:32:01These are our clothes from yesterday.
00:32:04That little creep's really gonna get it now.
00:32:07Where is he?
00:32:08I can help you look for Simon.
00:32:16You know, you can visit me in the city anytime.
00:32:19You mean it?
00:32:21Of course.
00:32:24That would be nice.
00:32:27Who knows? Maybe, uh, maybe you'll live there someday.
00:32:30Me? In the city?
00:32:33I can't even imagine.
00:32:35I can imagine it.
00:32:38Yeah?
00:32:39Yeah, of course.
00:32:42I mean, I'd rather run into you in the city than Eric.
00:32:48So we'll just run into each other then?
00:32:51Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll be seeing you around.
00:32:58Oh, Eric.
00:33:00Rachel.
00:33:02I want you to find me, Eric.
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:08Rachel, wait up!
00:33:49I want you to find me.
00:33:51I want you to find me.
00:33:52I want you to find me.
00:33:54I want you to find me.
00:33:55I want you to find me.
00:33:55I want you to find me.
00:33:55I want you to find me.
00:33:56I want you to find me.
00:33:57I want you to find me.
00:33:57I want you to find me.
00:33:59I want you to find me.
00:34:01I want you to find me.
00:34:05Rachel?
00:34:17Rachel, wait up!
00:34:31Where did everyone go?
00:34:36I don't know, let's get out of here.
00:34:54You know Eric, you're the type of guy that can really talk the talk.
00:35:01Yeah?
00:35:03But can you walk the walk?
00:35:08I guess there's only one way to find out.
00:35:19If you are the type of guy, you can walk the walk.
00:35:21You're the type of guy that's called the guy.
00:35:27I'm not gonna have a dog, but we can walk the walk.
00:35:31I'm not gonna have a dog, but I'm not gonna have a dog.
00:35:33I'm not gonna have a dog.
00:35:47I don't know.
00:40:46Happy birthday.
00:40:49Happy birthday to you.
00:40:53Happy birthday to you.
00:41:21Hey, guys.
00:41:21Hey, what?
00:41:37Hey, what?
00:41:39Hey, you trying to show off that guy?
00:41:50Hey, what's wrong?
00:41:51What's wrong?
00:41:51What's wrong?
00:42:06What's wrong?
00:42:08Hey, what?
00:42:13Hey, you're coming?
00:42:13I'm doing a lot of this.
00:42:15I don't know.
00:42:15I'm doing a lot of stuff.
00:42:38What is it Simon?
00:42:41Oh shit.
00:43:09That car is the only way out of here Simon.
00:43:12What are we gonna do?
00:43:13It's okay Josie, it's gonna be fine.
00:43:14Stop saying that it's going to be fine.
00:43:16You don't know that it's going to be fine.
00:43:18Also, you don't know him.
00:43:19You're not even his friend.
00:43:20I'm his friend.
00:43:21Why is this the A-Team?
00:43:23Where the fuck is Eric?
00:43:38Eric?
00:43:44Amanda?
00:43:47Is everything okay?
00:43:50Yes Josie.
00:43:52Everything is totally okay.
00:43:56It is so actually better than okay.
00:44:01What are you talking about Amanda?
00:44:06What do you want Josie?
00:44:09You want to be liked?
00:44:12You want friends?
00:44:15Is that what would make you...
00:44:17Happy?
00:44:20You want a guy?
00:44:24Is that it?
00:44:26Here's what I realized.
00:44:28Josie.
00:44:30No one gives a shit.
00:44:34About what you want.
00:44:36Unless you take it.
00:44:38That's what I realized.
00:44:41I don't want.
00:44:43I don't ask.
00:44:46I take.
00:44:49And so...
00:44:51Everything is okay.
00:44:54For sure.
00:44:55For sure.
00:45:05What do you say Eric?
00:45:07Ready for second base?
00:45:13What do you do?
00:45:19What do you say?
00:45:23What do you say?
00:45:26What do you say?
00:45:30What do you say?
00:45:39Where do you know?
00:45:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:51Uh-oh.
00:45:53What is going on with our friend?
00:45:56There is something seriously wrong, Josie.
00:45:59There is something wrong with this place.
00:46:01Rachel's right.
00:46:02I don't know why the fuck we trusted Josie
00:46:04and came to this stupid shithole in bumfuck nowhere.
00:46:07All right, all right.
00:46:09Let's just figure out how we're going to get out of here.
00:46:12I don't know.
00:46:12I don't know what's going on.
00:46:14We never should have come here.
00:46:16We're all on the same team here, guys.
00:46:18We just need to figure out how to get Eric some help as soon as possible.
00:46:23I saw something.
00:46:26What?
00:46:27I saw something on the home video.
00:46:29When we were watching yesterday?
00:46:31No, after that.
00:46:32It came on by itself and it was wrong.
00:46:34Something was really wrong.
00:46:35What was wrong with the video?
00:46:38You know how with families, there are things...
00:46:44Yeah?
00:46:45There are things that you don't talk about.
00:46:51I think in my family, we have a lot of those.
00:47:00I'm going to get out of here.
00:47:03I'm going to get out of here.
00:47:04Goodbye!
00:47:04Scott, you shouldn't go alone.
00:47:05No, Simon.
00:47:06You can't leave without a Simon.
00:47:07We can just get the car running, then we can get Eric to a hospital.
00:47:12Just wait here.
00:47:13Take care of Eric until we know we're safe to leave.
00:47:15Shoot.
00:47:23We'll be right next.
00:47:32Just wait.
00:47:34We're gonna get these.
00:47:35I'm gonna get down.
00:47:35I'm gonna get the car running out of here.
00:47:41Whoa!
00:47:42Take care of this.
00:47:44Don't look at this.
00:47:46Oh, my God!
00:48:15Come on, guys!
00:48:35Is everyone okay?
00:49:06Welcome home, Josie!
00:49:22Go, go, go!
00:49:23Get in the car!
00:49:24I'll fix the engine.
00:49:35Okay.
00:49:36Come on, Simon.
00:49:38Come on, let's get out of here.
00:49:41Okay, sir.
00:49:43You got this.
00:49:52I'm so sorry, Rachel.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:59I never meant for any of this to happen.
00:50:01I...
00:50:03I never meant to drag you guys all into this.
00:50:07But it's gonna be okay, though, I promise.
00:50:13Rachel.
00:50:18Rachel?
00:50:20Rachel?
00:50:21Rachel.
00:50:26Rachel.
00:50:27Rachel.
00:50:28Rachel!
00:50:29Rachel, wake up!
00:50:31Rachel.
00:50:33Rachel.
00:50:34Rachel!
00:50:37Rachel!
00:50:42Rachel!
00:50:43Rachel!
00:50:43Rachel, wake up!
00:50:45Rachel!
00:51:01What are you doing?
00:51:03Oh, my God!
00:51:08I don't know.
00:51:11I don't know.
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:14Anthony.
00:51:14Why don't you help me this one?
00:51:15I don't know.
00:51:15No, I'm afraid he used to go.
00:51:15Oh, come on.
00:51:19What's going on?
00:51:22Silence.
00:51:25Silence.
00:51:32No! No!
00:51:46Silence!
00:52:08Rachel!
00:52:10Rachel!
00:52:15Oh, please.
00:52:30Chelsea!
00:52:32Don't be scared.
00:52:34Oh, God.
00:52:40Sorry.
00:52:57Oh, God.
00:53:00Oh, God!
00:53:09Oh.
00:53:12Oh!
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:16Oh, no!
00:53:52Oh, no!
00:54:15No!
00:54:17No!
00:54:25No!
00:54:29No!
00:55:02It's okay Rachel. It's okay. It's okay. Where's Simon? He'll be back. Soon. I promise.
00:55:12Oh Josie, tell me everything's gonna be okay. Please tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:55:21Everything's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay.
00:55:33Josie, there's something you need to see.
00:55:36Oh my god.
00:55:58Oh my god.
00:56:01I can't do it now.
00:56:02I can't do it.
00:56:05Cut it out of your mouth.
00:56:07Cut it out of your mouth.
00:56:08I can't do it.
00:56:09I can't do it.
00:56:14I can't do it.
00:56:32I can't do it.
00:56:36There's no racing the past, Rachel.
00:56:39You can try to ignore it.
00:56:42You can try to push it away.
00:56:45But it will always be there.
00:56:50We have no control over that.
00:56:54But you know what we do have control over?
00:57:01The future.
00:57:03We have no control over there.
00:57:05We have no control over here.
00:57:08We have no control over here.
00:57:14We have no control over here.
00:57:31We will be able to lower across our area.
00:57:32You can try to figure it out.
00:57:32We gonna go back to that area.
00:57:33Oh, my God.
00:58:04Oh, my God.
00:58:33Oh, my God.
00:58:34Oh, my God.
00:58:35Oh, my God.
00:58:37Oh, my God.
00:58:38Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:58:52Oh, my God.
00:59:22Oh, my God.
00:59:35Oh, my God.
00:59:38Oh, my God.
00:59:59Oh, my God.
01:00:04Oh, my God.
01:00:06Oh, my God.
01:00:17Oh, my God.
01:00:19Oh, my God.
01:00:22Oh, my God.
01:00:22Oh, my God.
01:01:16Oh, my God.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:57Oh, my God.
01:02:24Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:17Oh, my God.
01:03:18Oh, my God.
01:04:11Oh, my God.
01:04:26Oh, my God.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:05:10Oh, my God.
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