00:00Do I know you?
00:02I don't think so.
00:03And you want to buy dinner for my entire table tonight?
00:06Yeah, is that okay?
00:07Why?
00:08What do you mean why? Do I need a reason?
00:09Well, let me rephrase that. What do you want?
00:12No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you.
00:15Thank you?
00:15Yeah.
00:16Thank me for what specifically?
00:18For all your products.
00:19I mean, where would we be without pens?
00:24You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of is the ability to smell bullshit from
00:28a mile away.
00:29I'm being completely sincere.
00:34Where are you from? New York. What about you?
00:36New York, too. What do you do?
00:38I'm a professional athlete.
00:40Really? What sport?
00:41Table tennis.
00:42Table tennis? That's a sport?
00:43Yeah, of course it is. I'm here competing in the British Open.
00:45In fact, I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow in front of a sold out crowd in the final against Japan.
00:48I'm here representing the United States.
00:50Wait, wait, wait. Japan?
00:50Mm-hmm.
00:51Japan has a team here?
00:52Yeah, that's what I just said.
00:53How'd they get around the travel ban?
00:54Because table tennis is the fastest growing sport in the ages. It's huge over there.
00:58Oh, you're gonna like this. You know what they call their grip? The way they hold their rackets?
01:02No.
01:02They call it pen holder.
01:03Sure.
01:03Sure.
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