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00:31Biggest night of my life.
00:34That's why I'm wearing my best suit.
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01:34I'm one of the best
01:35I know you all come
01:39See this special taping
01:42And that makes you special
01:48But um
01:49I am not in any mood
01:50To do this
01:57I've been waiting on some test results
01:59And uh
02:04They were supposed to um
02:10They were supposed to text them to me
02:11And they have not
02:13So
02:15They're not for me
02:17They're for my grandmother
02:18So
02:24So instead of doing
02:25An hour of my jokes
02:26Instead I'm going to do
02:27Three and a half hours of me
02:28And my grandmother's favorite songs
02:29Thank you
02:34Not sure
02:36You know what
02:37It would be a great time
02:39To grow the fuck up
02:45Uh this first one
02:47Is one of our favorites
02:48Thank you
02:54I love you
02:57You love me
03:00We love each other for eternity
03:16You love me
03:19I love you
03:22Why can't I be inside you too
03:36Shit I got a text
03:38Shit I got a text
03:41It's the results
03:45You can do this Mark
03:46You can do this
03:52Oh thank god
03:53Oh thank god
03:53She's not my grandmother
04:06That song has been so awkward for so long
04:13Sometimes I think about my grandmother
04:15And I hope she's up in heaven
04:17Making her world famous butter tarts
04:20But then she'll call or come over
04:35I don't even like doing stand-up right now
04:38It's shit
04:39Uh because of people like you
04:43No the crowds and the audiences are garbage
04:52There's like three people here that are only here to get upset
04:57Right
04:58You're gonna laugh at everything right
05:01Until it applies to you
05:03Right
05:07Storiasis
05:16Susan how can you make fun of storiasis
05:19You know I've been dealing with that all my life
05:22It's been such a struggle
05:28Every week we get angry right
05:30And then Monday comes and we don't give a fuck about that thing anymore
05:33Every week
05:35The greatest example for me was when the co-pilot flew a plane into a mountain
05:39And killed everyone on the plane
05:41And people were on their Facebook or their Twitter
05:43We gotta do something about co-pilots
05:47We gotta unite
05:51Gotta start testing
05:55It's gotta be a system for co-pilots
05:58What did we do?
06:00Nothing
06:00We did nothing
06:01Because there's always going to be crazy people
06:03Well then we gotta get rid of the mountains
06:05No
06:07No
06:09You wanna fix the world
06:10You have to do it yourself
06:11That's why it never gets fixed
06:15Right
06:15You gotta start talking to the crazy people in your life
06:18You know that woman at work
06:19That comes up to me and she's like
06:20Hey you wanna talk about raisins?
06:22And you're like
06:23No Cheryl
06:24I have no interest in talking about raisins
06:29Talk to Cheryl about raisins!
06:33Ask her one question about raisins
06:36Is that gonna throw your fucking day out?
06:38No!
06:39Hey Cheryl
06:40How many kinds of raisins are there?
06:42How long did that fucking take?
06:43Two seconds!
06:44She might be so happy
06:46She will go home and be like
06:47Oh my god
06:48I'm gonna cancel those co-pilot lessons
06:53Takes two seconds!
06:57But you just want the happy stuff
06:59That's what you like, right?
07:01You like sharing little stories
07:03On your Facebook
07:04On your Twitter
07:05And I got three likes today
07:06And I'm doing something
07:10There was a homeless guy
07:12They found in an alley
07:13He could play piano
07:14And everybody was sharing him like crazy
07:16It drove me nuts
07:17Isn't this a beautiful story?
07:20He's homeless
07:24But he knows how to play piano
07:26Isn't that
07:27Oh my god
07:28It's so amazing
07:29What?
07:31Why is that amazing?
07:34This guy fucked up
07:36Every other aspect of his life
07:38But because he remembers how to play a piano
07:42I'm supposed to be like
07:42Oh, share, share
07:44Like, like
07:44No!
07:45Fuck that guy!
07:49Fuck that guy!
07:51Fuck that guy!
07:55Poor people do not have pianos
07:57All right?
07:58So that guy started up here
08:02Fucked his way
08:03All the way down
08:04And because he remembers chopsticks
08:06I'm supposed to be like
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:10The meaning of hope!
08:14Fuck that guy!
08:18There was a 108-year-old woman
08:20Jumped out of a plane
08:21She'd never done it before
08:26And at 108
08:27She was so brave
08:29To try it for the first time
08:31What?
08:32She's 108
08:33She's not afraid to die
08:37She's going up there
08:38In fact
08:39Hoping it happens
08:41She's tired
08:42She's been googling hobbies
08:45For weeks
08:46Checking out the highest percentage
08:49Of which one will end
08:50Her fucking life
08:52108
08:55We only need 108-year-olds
08:57Put them down at 100
08:58That's all I'm saying
09:00Put the old people down
09:03At 100
09:05Don't eat them
09:05No one's ever stopped my show
09:07And be like
09:07Well
09:12Hate to do this to you
09:14But there was this one time
09:16Where I needed 108-year-olds
09:18I was walking down the street
09:19And a wizard popped out of nowhere
09:22And he was like
09:23Please help me
09:24I need a
09:26100,000 wrinkles
09:27And something that smells like burnt leaves
09:33There's no time for questions
09:40108
09:40No
09:41Put them down at 100
09:43The only time you even see 108-year-olds
09:46On their birthday
09:46Right?
09:47Someone comes and wheels them out of the dark
09:51And there's like a local paper there
09:53To take a picture of it
09:55Right?
09:56So a family member has to creep up quietly behind them
09:59So they don't shock them
10:01And sort of prop them up
10:03Like a fucking mannequin beside the cake
10:06They're not even looking at the camera
10:08They're just looking off in the distance
10:11Searching for something
10:12You know what they're searching for?
10:13That light
10:14Everybody's talking about
10:16Let me go into it
10:19The air hurts my skin
10:27108
10:28Put them down at 100
10:29Listen, you put your dog down at 13
10:3213
10:33Went quiet
10:34I get it
10:36Don't
10:37Don't do this
10:41He's my best friend
10:42Gives me unconditional love
10:45And then you get like a new couch
10:48Right?
10:49And it shits on it while you're at work
10:51Your unconditional love story quickly changes, doesn't it?
10:55Then it becomes
10:55Well, I think it's time
11:01No, it's what's best for him
11:05You put the fucker down
11:06That's all I'm saying
11:07Put the old people down
11:09The first time your grandmother fucks up the cookies
11:11All right?
11:13She's in the kitchen crying
11:15Well, I don't know
11:16I must have put salt in instead of sugar
11:19Put the bitch down!
11:34I used to work with old people
11:37As they were passing away
11:38That was my job
11:40And I would sit with them
11:43And I would comfort them
11:44And tell them
11:45It's okay
11:47You've lived a long life
11:49And I would hold their hand
11:52Which doesn't seem like a lot
11:53But at that point
11:54It feels like raw chicken
12:13And I would play music
12:14Because music
12:16I find soothes the soul
12:18And so I'd just be right over top of them
12:20I'm just
12:29Go to sleep
12:32Kevin's waiting for you
12:37Kevin was her deceased husband
12:39In that sketch
12:43I went camping
12:46And I opened a bag of peanuts
12:50You ever notice
12:51When you open a bag of peanuts in the woods
12:52Chipmunks come out of nowhere?
12:55Chipmunks love peanuts
12:58They get fucking excited
13:02About peanuts
13:05I opened this bag of peanuts
13:06Three chipmunks came out of nowhere
13:08Formed a semi-circle around me
13:11They locked their tiny little arms
13:13They started swaying
13:16And singing
13:17They started swaying
13:43I'm paraphrasing, right?
13:44Because I do not
13:46I do not speak chipmunk
13:52The one
13:54Picked up his tiny little paw
13:56And he pointed right at me
13:59And he said
14:00You, sir
14:02Are gonna give us
14:03Some of those fucking peanuts
14:09What a foul-mouthed little rodent
14:12That guy is
14:14He was the leader, though
14:15You could tell right away
14:18He was wearing a little bandana
14:25Pulled out a switchblade
14:28Thought he was coming for me
14:29But no
14:31He just cut the chipmunk beside him
14:36Just to show his dominance
14:39He stuck his paw in the wound
14:41Drew blood on his face
14:43Never losing eye contact with me
14:48Had a tattoo on his arm
14:49That just said nuts
14:55Here's the thing
14:56They shouldn't even know
14:57What a peanut is
14:58Peanuts are not indigenous
15:00To North America
15:04Just blew half your fucking minds
15:06Right there
15:07The other half were like
15:08What's indigenous?
15:13Here's what happened
15:15One time
15:16One place
15:20A rogue chipmunk
15:22Wandered way out
15:23Into the forest
15:25And a camper
15:26Left an errant peanut
15:29Just lying on the ground
15:32They had a good weekend
15:33Him and his family
15:39It was such a good weekend
15:44And I'm glad
15:45They had that time together
15:48Carol died
15:49Two weeks after
15:55She was intensely allergic
15:57To peanuts
16:08There was this rogue chipmunk
16:10And he found this peanut
16:12And he pressed it up
16:14Against his velvety lips
16:17Shhh
16:19You don't know
16:23You weren't there
16:26And the salt ran down his throat
16:29He loved what he tasted
16:31He wanted all his friends to know
16:33So he ran home as fast as he could
16:35And he changed his Facebook status
16:36Right away
16:38So confused at what to say
16:40So much emotion
16:41Pouring through him
16:42He just wrote
16:43Peanuts
16:44All in caps
16:45Yelling into the world
16:51I know you're confused
16:52How with his tiny little paw
16:54Did he reach the shift
16:57Button
16:59But why didn't he pick up
17:01But why didn't he pick up
17:02No he took grade 9 typing
17:06He knew
17:06Keep your paws at F and K
17:10You can put a peanut on your knee
17:12And a chipmunk will crawl up your leg
17:14Risk its life
17:16For a food it doesn't even know exists
17:19As soon as it hits your foot
17:20You could kill it
17:23Teach it a fucking lesson
17:27Get your friends to hold
17:28The other two chipmunks back
17:31Right
17:31Make him watch
17:33The leader die
17:39You're the leader now Steven
17:45I would put a peanut on my knee
17:46It would crawl up my leg
17:48Take the peanut run off in the woods
17:49Come back and want more
17:51And this went on for like an hour
17:53And I started to worry about him
17:55Because he's got to go home
17:56And explain to his wife
17:58Where all these free peanuts are coming from
18:01That are just piling up in the living room
18:03And she's going to ask
18:07They always do
18:13And he's going to be like
18:14Hon this is what's going down
18:15You're not going to believe it
18:16There's a guy
18:17In the woods
18:19What?
18:20Well I don't know his fucking name
18:24Can I just for once finish
18:32There's a guy
18:33In the woods
18:36Here's what's going down
18:37I'm crawling up his leg
18:38He's laughing
18:41Then he just gives me
18:42One of these fucking peanuts
18:43Can you believe
18:45Our good fortune?
18:47Now if I know women
18:48She's going to hear that story
18:50And they're all like
18:50What?
18:52That doesn't add up Trevor
18:57And Trevor's going to be like
18:59Don't fucking start with me Lisa
19:04And she's going to be like
19:05Is this the walnut incident
19:07All over again?
19:09And he's going to be like
19:10Do not bring up
19:11The fucking walnut incident
19:13How can I not bring it up Trevor?
19:15It almost ruined our life
19:16That was fucking 92 Lisa
19:19Let it fucking go
19:22I can't let it go
19:24Your mother was right
19:25She should have eaten you
19:26When she had the chance
19:28You do not bring my fucking mother
19:31Into this place
19:31And then he would strike her
19:33Fuck
19:58Lisa tried to hide the bruises
20:00But
20:04She quickly found out
20:06It's
20:07So hard to apply makeup
20:09To fur
20:17She finally found this
20:19Little eye patch
20:20She could wear
20:24She tried to carry on
20:26Like nothing happened
20:27She
20:28Went out to tea
20:30The next day
20:31But
20:35Mrs. Al knew right away
20:36Something was up
20:37They've been
20:38Friends since high school
20:40And
20:42Lisa has
20:43Never worn
20:45An eye patch
20:46Before
20:49Mrs. Al just looked
20:51Right at her
20:52And was like
20:53Who hit you?
21:15I know a lot of you are like
21:16I hope that
21:17Chipmunk joke is over
21:21It's not
21:28This is the ballad of Trevor and Lisa
21:35It can melt a cold man's heart
21:41She cries so much
21:44She'll only go around when it rains out
21:48And as for Trevor
21:51He blew his tiny brains out
21:59And a wolf came along
22:01And ate his dead carcass
22:06Well guys
22:07Well guys don't be upset at the wolf right
22:09Because he did not know the story
22:16And he died of lead poisoning
22:28Is everybody up to speed?
22:33Lisa had a secret
22:34She was three weeks pregnant
22:36No!
22:37No!
22:38No!
22:56Guys I did not know that
22:57When I wrote this
23:05And if you're upset
23:08Go home and Google
23:10The gestation period
23:11Of a jibba
23:15At three weeks
23:16She is very far along
23:27Have to raise it
23:30All alone
23:35But instead
23:37She just crawled in the bed
23:42And ate rotten peanuts
23:45Till she died
23:53So don't feed
23:56The wildlife
23:58So don't feed
24:20Never had a lesson.
24:26Onto the C chord.
24:32Back to the G chord.
24:36They say there's two sides to every story.
24:41But that would also mean no, there isn't.
24:55I miss my dad every day.
25:00One day I'm going to hit him.
25:09Onto the C chord.
25:14Do you guys ever wash your hands
25:17in a motion sensor faucet and it doesn't work
25:20and you think, oh God, it's over.
25:26Sweet release.
25:29I've died.
25:33Oh, that other sink is so far away.
25:43And you go over and it works.
25:59There's so many, guys, can I just take a moment here?
26:02I don't, like I do a lot of charity work
26:05and there's so many animals on the endangered list
26:15and we really, guys.
26:22Seriously, there's so, did you know this?
26:24There's so many on the endangered list.
26:31We're all going to have to do our part on this one, guys.
26:35If we all, like, killed three or four of them
26:40we could get them off that list so fast.
26:56I'm not a religious person, like I said,
26:58but I will tell you one time
26:59I saw a lightning flash across the sky
27:01and it was so beautiful that I stopped
27:04and I was like, maybe,
27:07just maybe,
27:09that killed a religious person.
27:27I really don't give a fuck
27:29what you guys think.
27:32If that's all right with you.
27:39That one's a thinker, guys.
27:40I'm going to do it one more time.
27:51This will bring us all together, by the way,
27:53as a group.
27:54It's about 9-11.
27:58Every article since the attack,
28:00when it's been about the monuments
28:02or the building they're building
28:03or how things weren't going to be on time,
28:05they did something in every article
28:07that drove me crazy.
28:08three paragraphs in,
28:10they would recap
28:13what happened on 9-11.
28:16So you'd be three paragraphs into an article
28:18and it would say,
28:19in 2001, okay,
28:20to offer this two planes into the building.
28:22It's killing.
28:23And I was always reading that,
28:25going, well, who,
28:26who was that for?
28:28Like, who,
28:31who was reading that article?
28:34they must have been terribly confused
28:36for three paragraphs.
28:41Why are they building a monument
28:42in New York for what?
28:48Like, what editor walked in
28:50and was like,
28:52Stephen, I love your work.
28:54You know that, right?
28:55I love everything you do.
28:56You know that, right?
28:56I love your work.
28:58That's why you're here.
28:59That's why you're working.
28:59I love everything we do together.
29:04What's that?
29:04Yeah, I'll get the door.
29:06Um,
29:09this one too?
29:10Sure.
29:13Yep.
29:16Just for the people
29:16not enjoying the show.
29:22What would he keep up there?
29:29Stephen, I read your article.
29:31Uh, here's what I'm thinking, though.
29:32Three paragraphs in,
29:33we just do a little recap
29:34of what happened on 9-11
29:36just to jog
29:39people's memory
29:39about that day.
29:42Uh, Daniel,
29:44I don't,
29:44I don't think we need that.
29:46Like, I think
29:47most people
29:49remember 9-11.
29:53Stephen, I, uh,
29:57I don't want
29:58to pull rank here.
30:03But I am the editor
30:05and, uh,
30:07we are going
30:08with the recap.
30:12Daniel,
30:13you know
30:13we were both up
30:14for that job.
30:19And if I hadn't
30:20had that health scare
30:22that kept me
30:23out of the office
30:24for six
30:24long months.
30:26Maybe I'd be
30:27the one calling
30:28the shots
30:29on this whole
30:309-11 story.
30:32Stephen,
30:33you need to let
30:34that go.
30:36I'm sorry,
30:38I'm the editor.
30:45And we are going
30:47with the recap.
30:54Daniel,
30:54this is bullshit!
30:56Stephen!
31:01You will not
31:03speak to me
31:03that way!
31:05I want you
31:06to gather
31:07your things
31:07and take the rest
31:08of the day off.
31:10And he did.
31:14He wandered
31:15around for a while.
31:17He didn't want
31:18to go home.
31:18He was too upset.
31:20Stopped into
31:21his local pub.
31:23Can I get a
31:24scotch on the rocks?
31:27They gave it
31:27to him straight.
31:33He didn't say
31:34anything.
31:36Crazy Russell
31:37was at the bar,
31:38but he always is.
31:41They got into
31:41a pretty heated
31:43argument about
31:43why ghosts
31:44wear clothing.
31:50Like,
31:51does it go
31:51with you
31:52when you die?
31:53Or...
31:57Or are there
31:57stores in heaven?
32:03Are you stuck
32:04wearing the clothes
32:06you die in
32:07for eternity?
32:08Like,
32:09what if you're
32:09driving a car
32:10and you spill
32:10pizza
32:13on your shirt?
32:15Do you have
32:15to walk around
32:16for eternity
32:17going,
32:17fuck,
32:17I know.
32:24What if you
32:25come across
32:25an 1800
32:26soldier?
32:27Can you
32:29say,
32:29hey,
32:30do you want
32:30to swap?
32:32These are
32:33khakis.
32:40that's a history
32:41joke,
32:41I know.
32:46They never
32:46solved it.
32:47There was some
32:47kids at the back
32:48watching the
32:49Blue Jay game.
32:51Jays were up
32:516'2".
32:53Kids were
32:54yelling,
32:54bunk.
33:03finished his
33:04scotch
33:05and warmed
33:06his stomach
33:07as he headed
33:08out into the
33:09autumn night.
33:10He'd forgotten
33:11his coat at
33:11work.
33:16He finally
33:16made it home
33:17and his wife
33:18was waiting
33:18for him
33:18on the stairs.
33:19She was so
33:20upset.
33:22Where have
33:23you been?
33:25I got into
33:26a fight
33:26at work.
33:27Was it
33:28about the
33:29editor job?
33:30No.
33:31Not this
33:32time.
33:34This time
33:35it was
33:35about 9-11.
33:40And she
33:41was like,
33:419-a-what?
33:51So now
33:52I'd like
33:53to do
33:53for you
33:55what I
33:55did at
33:55my high
33:56school
33:56variety
33:56show.
33:57Thank
33:57you.
33:58This
33:58is what
33:58I did
33:59at my
34:00high
34:00school
34:00variety
34:01show.
34:01Thank
34:01you
34:01very
34:01much.
34:04This
34:04wasn't
34:05so long.
34:05It's
34:06just...
34:07Okay.
34:09It's
34:09a little
34:09embarrassing.
34:11Okay.
34:12Hang on.
34:14It's
34:14kind of
34:15in my room.
34:15Okay.
34:26One.
34:27Yeah.
34:35I don't
34:36know.
34:57I wasn't
34:58in the
34:58show.
35:23I walked
35:24into a
35:24convenience store.
35:25kind of
35:26convenience store
35:26you walk
35:27into and
35:27you're like,
35:28I should
35:28not be
35:29in this
35:30convenience
35:30store.
35:31It is a
35:32terrifying
35:33convenience
35:34store.
35:35But I
35:35will...
35:36I'm Canadian
35:37so I'll
35:37buy some
35:37gum and
35:38then I
35:38will go.
35:42so I
35:42walked up
35:43to the
35:44cache.
35:45There
35:45was a
35:45woman
35:45there.
35:46She
35:46needed
35:46her
35:46scratch
35:47tickets.
35:49And as
35:50she was
35:51backing up
35:51her vehicle,
35:54I stepped
35:55to the
35:56side.
35:57And that's
35:58when I
35:58saw it.
35:59There was
36:00a rack
36:01of fancy
36:02hats.
36:04There
36:05was an
36:06entire
36:06rack
36:08from top
36:08to bottom
36:09of fancy
36:10hats.
36:12The
36:13chocolate
36:14bars
36:14weren't
36:15stocked.
36:18There
36:19was one
36:20or two
36:20magazines
36:21on the
36:21magazine
36:22rack.
36:22But
36:23there
36:23it
36:23was.
36:24An
36:25entire
36:26rack
36:26of
36:27fancy
36:27hats.
36:29What
36:30was
36:30its
36:30purpose?
36:31Why
36:32was
36:32it
36:32there?
36:34Was
36:34it
36:34something
36:35like,
36:36hey
36:37Cheryl,
36:39how
36:39were
36:39sales
36:39tonight?
36:41Well,
36:42they
36:42weren't
36:42that
36:42great,
36:43Brian.
36:44They
36:45weren't
36:45that
36:45great
36:46at
36:46all.
36:47I'm
36:48almost
36:48afraid
36:49to
36:49ask,
36:51did
36:52we
36:52happen
36:52to
36:53sell
36:54any
36:55of
36:55our
36:55fancy
36:56hats?
37:02No,
37:03Brian,
37:04we
37:05didn't
37:05sell
37:05any
37:06of
37:06our
37:06fancy
37:06hats.
37:08God
37:09damn
37:09it!
37:10Brian,
37:11maybe
37:11it's
37:12time
37:12that
37:13we
37:14give
37:14up
37:14on
37:15trying
37:15to
37:15sell
37:16the
37:16fancy
37:16hats.
37:22Cheryl,
37:25what's the
37:26number
37:26one
37:26rule
37:27I
37:28told
37:28you
37:29about
37:29selling
37:30fancy
37:30hats.
37:33You
37:34said
37:34it's
37:34consistency,
37:35Brian.
37:42You
37:42said
37:43it's
37:43consistency.
37:47That's
37:48right.
37:48Maybe
37:49one night
37:49someone walks
37:50in here.
37:50They
37:51do not
37:51need
37:52our
37:52fancy
37:52hat.
37:54But
37:54they
37:55see
37:55our
37:55rack
37:55and
37:56six
37:56months
37:56down
37:57the
37:57road
37:57in
37:58the
37:58middle
37:58of
37:58the
37:59night
37:59when
38:00they
38:00are
38:00all
38:00of
38:00a
38:01sudden
38:01in
38:01dying
38:02of
38:02a
38:02fancy
38:03hat.
38:04They
38:05will
38:05remember
38:05Brian's
38:06convenience.
38:07They
38:07will
38:07remember
38:08my
38:08wrap
38:09of
38:09a
38:09million
38:10fancy
38:10hats.
38:15Just
38:16then,
38:16a face
38:16they haven't
38:17seen in years
38:17burst into
38:18the store.
38:19Hey,
38:19I know,
38:20I know,
38:21I'm not supposed
38:21to be here.
38:22What
38:22the
38:23hell
38:23are you
38:24doing
38:25here?
38:25please
38:26Brian,
38:27hear me
38:27out.
38:29It's
38:29your
38:30daughter,
38:31my
38:32wife.
38:34She's
38:35dying.
38:36She's
38:37not going to
38:37make it
38:38through the
38:38night.
38:39I've
38:40dressed her
38:41up in
38:41her
38:41finest.
38:50But all I
38:51need
38:52is one
38:53of your
38:53fancy
38:54hats.
38:56How
38:56dare
38:57you?
38:58After all you've
38:59done to this
38:59family,
39:00you think I'm
39:01going to say
39:02you want
39:02my fancy
39:03hats?
39:04I do
39:05not
39:05sing
39:06so
39:06sir.
39:07I do
39:08not
39:09sing
39:10so
39:10I do
39:12not
39:13i
39:13do
39:14i
39:14I do not slet so!
39:18I do not slet so, sir!
39:23I do not slet so!
39:27Brian!
39:34What are you going to do, Brian?
39:52Please, Brian.
39:56This won't happen.
40:16I need some air
40:18I need some air
40:24Oh Brian
40:26What are these fancy hats doing to you Brian
40:29What are they doing to you
40:31An old abandoned factory
41:04I need to go back
41:06I need to go back
41:26I've decided
41:28No
41:30I will not sell you one of my fancy hats
41:35I knew that would be your answer Brian
41:37I knew it all along
41:40If you're not going to sell me one of your fancy hats
41:43I'm going to have to take it
41:44No Cheryl
41:48What
41:55It didn't have to be this way Brian
41:58It didn't have to be this way
42:07I think I'm going to make it
42:09Two guns
42:19Jim
42:20Take my hand
42:23I'm so cold Jim
42:25I'm so cold
42:28I want to apologize to you
42:31For my business decision
42:36To sell the fancy hats
42:44No
42:47No
42:48No
42:50Ryan
42:57What have you done
43:01What have you done
43:05So
43:21So
43:22It's either that
43:23Or
43:24They just had like a box of hats in the back
43:32It's one of those two things
43:35Thank you so much for coming
43:37I'm Mark Ford
43:38I appreciate it
43:40Thank you
43:43Thank you
43:46Thank you
43:49Thank you
43:52Thank you
43:52Thank you
43:53Thank you
43:53Thank you
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44:11Thank you
44:11Thank you
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44:11Thank you
44:12Thank you
44:12Thank you
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44:16Thank you
44:18Amém.
44:48Amém.
44:51Amém.
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