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00:00Eeeh
00:02Mel, is where my car is?
00:04Eeeh
00:05Steven Bruce Wiggins
00:06He's gonna find his keepers
00:09Ma, I'm a couple, one more, and tell him some crazy life dude
00:12They just stole my 29
00:13Collapseed out on the Bitcoin
00:14Before I left all the 20 dollars in a way
00:17Hey, I didn't know what to get out, so I just got him money
00:20What am I, I'm broken
00:21Well, I usually went to gym first, so I'll give you a car with money
00:24I'll give you a car with money
00:26Hey, he's 2 now
00:27I don't know what that's to do. It says it's my birthday, so I get to him now.
00:30That's so much fun.
00:32That's not you.
00:33That's not you.
00:35That's not you.
00:35That's my birthday.
00:36All right, Shelby B, here's your birthday cake.
00:39Cheeseburger can do it.
00:40Yeah, I hope it takes my cheeseburgers.
00:42That'd be disgusting.
00:43And I'm already 69 years old.
00:45But we didn't know how old you were counting, so I'm not killing you at the age.
00:48Yeah, I'm 69. It seems like a good year.
00:50I don't know if that's mine.
00:51And look, go ahead and sing the song so we can get this over with, okay?
00:54I'll kill you from the time.
00:55Alright, go on.
00:56That's it. That's it. That's it.
00:58Let's wait. Get her go!
00:59Happy birthday to you.
01:02One more.
01:02Happy birthday to you.
01:06Happy birthday to you, Chef P.
01:11Happy birthday, Chef P.
01:14Happy birthday, Chef P.
01:15Happy birthday, Stephanie.
01:15How'd you sell it to make a wish?
01:18Alright, what's up well today?
01:20This is a good thing.
01:23That's the next year we meet, but you say your wish is better.
01:26Now you'll never die!
01:27If you don't really light those candles, look, I'ma die with it!
01:30Shady, open up my cup, it's super cool.
01:32Hold on, Shady B, I'll get you something really cool.
01:35I'll give it a chance of that.
01:38Oh, wow, a spatula.
01:39I wonder what to do with this.
01:41You cook with it.
01:41What do you want to do with it, Junior?
01:43Come on, Junior, open up a cup, it's good.
01:45Junior, can I speak with you for a minute?
01:47We're talking.
01:48We're gonna tell you you got some spatula.
01:50What's the problem?
01:50Let's see what coffee got.
01:52What's the spatula?
01:53I think I have a spatula too.
01:55Oh, Shady B, me and Karina, I don't even know where to get you.
01:57So, I guess we just got you the same gift, guys.
02:00I don't want to be a spatula.
02:01You should get me a spatula for your birthday.
02:03Well, at least you have two, so if you lose one, you have one.
02:06Yeah, you should be following me.
02:08Hey, Shady B.
02:08Oh, my God, it's coming.
02:10Alright, Shady B, here's your birthday, kid.
02:12Don't say I never tell you anything for you.
02:14I wonder what it could be.
02:15I'm a spatula!
02:18Come on!
02:18Hey, are you serious?
02:20Well, Shady B, you should be grateful.
02:21Some people don't have any spatulas.
02:23You have three!
02:24Oh, I need a wrong one!
02:26I need a wrong one!
02:27I need a wrong one!
02:28I need a wrong one!
02:28I need a wrong one!
02:29I need one more gift for you!
02:32Alright, Shady B, here's your other gift!
02:34I think you're gonna be a little fool!
02:35Now, this is my fault.
02:37There's a big one on the phone.
02:38I need to watch it.
02:38What are you supposed to do?
02:39It's a perfect plan.
02:42Oh, Shady B, take a little 10 degrees.
02:44I need a wrong one!
02:45I need a wrong one!
02:46Stop with me!
02:47The opposite don't take a big deal!
02:49I need a wrong one!
02:52I need a wrong one!
02:53I need a wrong one!
02:54I need a wrong one!
02:55You got Snoop Dogg for a second!
02:58I need a wrong one!
02:58Oh, my birthday!
02:59Yeah, I wasn't Snoop Dogg!
03:00He said for shizzle by Nintendo!
03:02He said the same!
03:03And Snoop Dogg!
03:04I know who he is!
03:05Look!
03:06I don't care how big of a rapper he is!
03:08I don't want anybody insulting my dad!
03:10Oh, it's definitely Snoop Dogg!
03:11Isn't that my birthday?
03:12Well, when did he say happy birthday with you?
03:15I guess so.
03:16He did say happy birthday!
03:17It's a Snoop Dogg!
03:18I didn't know who he is!
03:19He said Shep Peepee!
03:20I didn't know how he said him!
03:21What the fuck are you?
03:21He said Shep Peepee!
03:23He didn't peepee with a house!
03:24Oh, he fucked this way!
03:25Oh, oh, Shep Peepee!
03:26There's your other birthday again!
03:28It's a Snoop Dogg!
03:29Shep Peepee!
03:30You're the dog!
03:31It's a Snoop Dogg!
03:38It's a Snoop Dogg!
03:41I have a kid on the car for a birthday, isn't it?
03:44So which one of you kids is the birthday boy?
03:47Oh, it's him, it's him.
03:48Oh, yeah, I think he's a brother.
03:51He's 69 years old.
03:52Oh, shit.
03:54So which one of you kids is going to grab his boy?
03:57Shepard, grab it, it's your birthday.
03:58Well, look, I'm not a kid.
03:59Oh, shit.
04:09Is this the greatest birthday ever, Shepard?
04:13I'll put you another gift, that's what you want, you just want to know.
04:15No, I don't want another gift, don't you hurt me?
04:18Shepard, I've heard your birthday, so I got you a card.
04:20Thank you, Mario.
04:25$20!
04:27Shepard, you're so good, you know?
04:29Shepard, I got you this necklace.
04:30Oh, my God!
04:31Yes, it'll look for.
04:32Oh, my God!
04:34It's not me, this is the only thing that's good other than birthdays.
04:38Who are you, Mario?
04:39I forgot the choice of them, folks.
04:41What do you want to say to me?
04:42What do you want to say to me?
04:42Today is my birthday.
04:44No, it's not!
04:44It's just a human being!
04:46I have no other tendencies.
04:47For opposite tendencies.
04:49What is he?
04:49I got for a lame moment, with a blank, your jeans, and a lady.
04:52Which is today, we'll search the security number 1, 2, 3, and 4, and 5.
04:56It's too short to be a security number, Black Christian.
04:58Oh, my God, you're doing all that, all that.
05:00Cause I ain't what you're doing now, I need a decease.
05:02Like this, today is not your birthday.
05:04Yes, it is, fuck.
05:05I never had a birthday before.
05:08I've never had any fear.
05:10I've never had a birthday party before.
05:13You've never had a birthday party?
05:15No.
05:16I've never had a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
05:19I've had lots of cake.
05:20I've had lots of cards with money.
05:23Well, I do feel bad that no one's ever had a birthday party, especially on your birthday.
05:27I know, great.
05:28So, you know what?
05:29Just give me a few hours and then we're gonna throw you apart.
05:31Just go up there and I'll call you that much rap.
05:33Oh, Mario.
05:35Everything looks tremendous.
05:36What are you doing?
05:38Oh, $20, not a lot for myself.
05:40I wonder what I'm gonna spend it on.
05:42Thanks, everybody.
05:43Mario, thank you so much for the money, huh?
05:47It's the best dinner ever.
05:48You know, I'm actually the only person that hasn't stressed me out on there.
05:51Oh, really?
05:52Oh, yeah.
05:53Well, I kind of need a favor for you.
05:55What is this?
05:56Well, my friend's birthday's coming up and I was wondering if you could make a cake for
06:00him.
06:00Oh, sure.
06:01I'll give him a cake.
06:02When does he need to buy tomorrow?
06:04Right.
06:04Today.
06:05Today?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Today's my birthday, Mario.
06:08What the hell?
06:09Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:10His birthday's today, too.
06:11So, you want me to make him like this on my birthday?
06:14Yeah, but I agree.
06:15Today is his birthday.
06:16I guess I'll share a birthday.
06:18So, if you need to kill him, he's never had a birthday.
06:19But it's my birthday, Mario.
06:21The whole thing is mine.
06:22What the fuck is she doing?
06:23I don't know what's up with midnight.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:25I don't know what's up with me.
06:28I don't want to make nobody else.
06:29Well, I gave you $20.
06:31Oh, so they just paid me for the cake.
06:33No, no, no.
06:34I did not know it was his birthday when I gave you that money.
06:36I thought it was just a good whole of her.
06:37Check it out.
06:37If you've never had a birthday before, it would just be cool if you could make him a cake.
06:41I hate you.
06:41You're so.
06:42I mean, you were the only one who was really nice.
06:44You gave me money for me first.
06:46Yeah, yeah, that's right.
06:47We're going to keep this in your life.
06:49Come on.
06:50Watermelon.
06:50That's what you're talking about.
06:51What you're talking about.
06:52Yeah, I hate a watermelon.
06:53I don't want you to be just go to the store and get a watermelon and put a candle on
06:56top of it.
06:57Well, I mean, that's not a kid because I got a kid before, so you can make a food for
07:01the water.
07:01I don't have a watermelon.
07:02I need so much money.
07:03You don't know how many of them are.
07:05Thank you so much, Chef.
07:06You're good.
07:07Get me.
07:08Get me.
07:09Oh, that's not nice.
07:11I'm not going to go, buddy.
07:12Mom, Yoshi, your party's ready.
07:14Hey, why are you going to party?
07:16Just let me.
07:17You asked the one.
07:18Oh, yeah.
07:18Who's my party's ready?
07:20What about the party party before you get done?
07:22Oh, yeah.
07:23All right, well, let's go ahead and play a party game.
07:25How old are you, Jake?
07:26Boy, you know I told you.
07:30You know what?
07:31You can come out there if your party's ready.
07:32Whoa!
07:33Man, boy, you won't even dance more than me, fool.
07:35Because I'm not going to play a party game.
07:36We're going to go pin the watermelon on the seat on the watermelon.
07:39Wait, what's up?
07:39What's up, dude?
07:40You win?
07:41Where was I win?
07:42I said, you don't win anything.
07:43You just win the game.
07:44You just win the game.
07:45I got three.
07:46I'll get five.
07:47I'll give you five dollars.
07:48You're going to get the pin on the watermelon.
07:49Five.
07:50Well, thank you.
07:51He's out.
07:53Hey.
07:54Hey.
07:58Hey, hey.
07:59Hey.
07:59Whoah.
08:00Hey.
08:00All right.
08:01For what?
08:01My health thing.
08:02Do I ghost you took a pin in the middle?
08:04Man, you ain't saying it.
08:05You said, do you want the expose on the watermelon?
08:08And it's exactly what I need.
08:09Well, my health thing.
08:11You were supposed to get it in the center, but.
08:13Fuck.
08:13I'll give you the $5 since I wasn't specific with the rule.
08:16Oh, thank you so much.
08:17All right, let's play another game.
08:18Put the black hook up on.
08:19I don't want to hold this bag, I don't smoke right here, what do you mean by the earth in
08:23the world?
08:24What is it, be honest?
08:25Is it something that you want in price to tell you?
08:27Is it money in the other way?
08:29You know it's going to be...
08:30Man, the iron horse!
08:31It's ours!
08:32You said you've never had a birthday party before, so I'm trying to get you the normal thing that you
08:35would do with the earth in the world.
08:37Man, if I'm not going to get as old, you're trying to get my birthday party.
08:41I'm going to take you!
08:42I'm going to take you!
08:44I'm going to take you!
08:46Yeah, I guess.
08:47Yeah, I guess.
08:48Yeah, I guess.
08:49Black Yoshi, look at all this candy!
08:51Man, where the money is that?
08:52I'm going to take a black hole off, Black Yoshi.
08:55Man, where the money is that?
08:56Black Yoshi's no money, it's just candy!
08:58You don't like candy!
08:59You ain't?
09:00I'm going to have some great birthday candy!
09:02I'm going to have some cookies!
09:04Alright, Black Yoshi, it's time for a cake, come on!
09:06Alright, now, Yoshi's use your birthday cake!
09:09Oh, boy, you got to be a birthday party!
09:12Yep!
09:12We're going to have a cake!
09:13Well, Black Yoshi's gifts come later.
09:15Come here again, I'm gonna sing happy birthday!
09:16Only one minute time, Mom!
09:19Only two minutes, please!
09:19Happy birthday to you!
09:21Bit of boy!
09:22Happy birthday to you!
09:25Bit of boy, baby!
09:26Happy birthday to you Black Yoshi!
09:30Come on, young baby!
09:31Happy birthday to you!
09:33Be câblers!
09:34Oh no!année,
09:42bunny!
09:43Oh no, I did your best
09:45Oh no
09:47No, not even if you
09:48Are you ready
09:50How is your best?
09:58Is that what's your best?
10:02Are you ready?
10:03This is how you're ready
10:04Are you ready?
10:05Are you ready?
10:06You want to play
10:06Do you know what you're ready?
10:08Are you ready?
10:10Not yet, not yet
10:11You caught me
10:12I'm ready
10:13What?
10:13Yeah!
10:15With money.
10:16With you.
10:17With you.
10:18Get in.
10:19What?
10:22What?
10:23What do you want?
10:24Oh, get in.
10:26It's one of those triples.
10:28You like to see my brother?
10:29Easy to get your money.
10:30It's one of those guys I get the money.
10:31What's up?
10:33What?
10:34What?
10:35Oh, I want to hold it.
10:36What's our money?
10:37That's all I be asking for Wednesday.
10:39Oh
11:38Oh
11:39What
11:42He said
11:43I can't believe I scammed Mario on the money value
11:45Oh
11:47I didn't see you right now
11:48I was just talking about playing Andrew Jackson
11:51He knows Marvel Jackson
11:53Well you'll see it today really your birthday
11:55Then what was your driver's license
11:57Your birthday's on October 23rd, 1992
11:59Man
12:00Yes it is
12:03It literally has your name in the picture right off
12:05Oh
12:06Oh
12:06Do you know a twin has a new Rufus?
12:11Yes I do
12:11Hey Rufus
12:12Who are you going Rufus guys
12:16It doesn't matter that he has a twin person named Rufus
12:19This driver's license says black Yoshi
12:20Not Rufus
12:21Yes
12:23Man
12:25Rufus
12:25You can go
12:26See you later black Yoshi
12:28So this is your driver's license what, yes she
12:31Man that must be a fake
12:32It's not my life, so I'm seeing it.
12:34See, it's my birth certificate right here.
12:37It's my birthday since then.
12:39It's my birth certificate.
12:41And we were born together.
12:43Yep, my birthday, my name is Nathan.
12:45They're both trying to dance.
12:46So tomorrow's going to be your birthday, too.
12:49No, only today, because it says today, not tomorrow.
12:52So if you hold up this piece of paper tomorrow,
12:55it's going to say today, and it'll be your birthday.
12:57I ain't got all that piece of paper before.
12:59It's going to be lost in the way.
13:00I don't really know how to give a shit.
13:02I just came to get you to drive his life back.
13:04Now I'll take a 20-minute block, this shit.
13:06You need to pull up the rock.
13:07You need to pull up the rock.
13:07You need to pull up the rock.
13:10I mean, did you really just take it $20?
13:12No, I gave him this 24-year-old's birthday,
13:14but since it's not his birthday, I can take it back,
13:16because I didn't mean to give it to him.
13:17I don't give a shit.
13:20Okay, look, yeah, like I said, I really don't give a shit.
13:22So how about this?
13:23I'm going to take the $20.
13:26What's not?
13:26How do you not?
13:27Okay, that's right.
13:28I'm going to close the line.
13:30I'm going to do what I want.
13:32Wow, well, you still need to let us get the $20.
13:34How do you do about that?
13:36Just die with the $20.
13:37Me too.
13:38Well, you can't stop.
13:39It's not your birthday today.
13:40You lied.
13:40It makes you lie.
13:41I can't, man.
13:42I was just wondering if you get some money,
13:44because everyone else gets money.
13:46I can't get some money.
13:47Well, I tell you, she'll keep it out money,
13:49because it was his birthday.
13:50You're right, then you would get money.
13:52But now you lie.
13:52You're never going to get a fucking thing,
13:54because I'm never going to trust you.
13:56I feel pardoned for your everything,
13:57and I hope you learned your lesson.
13:58It's a lot.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:01Oh, my God.
14:01It's my life.
14:02It's my life.
14:03It's my life.
14:03It's my life.
14:06It's my life.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, man.
14:11I won't play in my car.
14:12I'll do this.
14:14I lost you to lose weight.
14:15I lost you to give me the money back.
14:16I lost you to keep this.
14:17You're never going to need to keep this.
14:19No, I'm going to come.
14:20I'll tell you what crazy I do.
14:21Just don't watch for it now.
14:22Well, I'll see if that holds up the coin.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25That's why I'm going to do it.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27I don't know how to get up, so I just got a money.
14:29So, what about my birthday?
14:31Well, like, if you win, it's your birthday.
14:32I'll give you a card tomorrow.
14:33I'll let you know where your birthday is.
14:36What the fuck has to do?
14:37I'm going to say it's my birthday.
14:38It's my birthday.
14:39Shit.
14:40I'm not.
14:41I'm not.
14:42Oh, my God.
14:44It's my birthday.
14:44All right, Chef BB, here's your birthday cake.
14:47A cheeseburger cake, Junior.
14:49Yeah, I hope I take my cheeseburgers.
14:51Oh, that's going to be disgusting.
14:52And I'm not turning 69 years old.
14:54Well, because I'm all your turn.
14:55It's all about 32 years old.
14:57Yeah, I'm 69 years old.
14:58I can't see what I can do now.
15:00No, it does not.
15:01Look, go ahead and sing this song so you can get this over with.
15:03I'm going to get this false code.
15:04Let me talk.
15:05I don't like it.
15:06I don't like it.
15:06I don't like it.
15:07I don't like it.
15:07I don't like it.
15:25I don't like it.
15:43I don't like it.
15:45I don't like it.
15:45I don't like it.
15:46I don't like it.
15:47Oh, wow.
15:48Spatula.
15:48I wonder what the donut is.
15:50I'm going in.
15:51I don't like it.
15:52I don't like it.
15:52No, no, no.
15:53Oh, no, no, no.
15:54Oh, no, no, no.
15:54I don't like it.
15:55I don't know.
15:57Oh, no, no, no, no.
15:57You can turn it, you guys.
15:58Spatula.
15:59What's the problem?
16:00Let's see what Cody got.