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Aired (February 21, 2026): Mabilis mag-NO, pero mapa-YES kaya sa pag-amin kung sino-sino ang ayaw na niyang makatrabaho sa showbiz industry? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals

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00:30Yes mo na lahat.
00:31Diba?
00:32Parang okay naman eh.
00:34Kung masaya ka naman.
00:35Hindi, tsaka gusto ko talaga.
00:36Kung baga hindi naman siya pera na gusto kong ganito, pumunta sa ganyan, gumaso sa ganyan.
00:40Gusto kong gumawa ng magagandang pelikula.
00:42Okay lang ba?
00:44Gusto kong mabudgetan yung pelikula nang kaya ko.
00:47As an actress, ganyan.
00:49Ano pa yung roles na hindi mo pa nagagawa?
00:51Nasabi ko, Shax, hindi mo pa nagagawa.
00:52Agagawin ko to.
00:54Role?
00:55Wala na, nalipasan ako ng panahon.
00:57Matagal ko na gusto maging sirena.
00:59Yun lang ang gusto kong maging.
01:00Oo nga pala.
01:02Para si casino, I cannot be.
01:04Para maging stingray to.
01:08Naging bagay.
01:09Alam mo yun, nalipasan ako, hindi ako nabigyan ng chance.
01:13Pangarap ko talagang mag...
01:14As inong bata ako, nagpe-pray ako kay God.
01:16Gusto ko pong maging sirena.
01:18Gusto kong iwanan tong world na to, ganyan.
01:21Gusto ko dun ako, ganyan.
01:22Hindi mo pa kayo na sirena.
01:23Kaya magaling ka mag-swimming.
01:24Hindi ako nabigyan ng chance.
01:25Kasi siguro maliit din.
01:26Boobies ko, tsaka...
01:28So halimbawa may telesery eh.
01:29Nanay ako, gano'n?
01:30Nanay ako?
01:31Hindi naman.
01:32Sirena ka lang.
01:33Kasama ka dun sa...
01:33Puro sirena to.
01:35Wait.
01:36Oo.
01:36Okay.
01:37Ah!
01:39Basta yung full shot,
01:41i-double nyo na.
01:42Hindi na.
01:43Hindi.
01:44Masyonda na.
01:45Okay lang yun.
01:46Kasi ang dami kasing gumagawa ng peliko,
01:48a-uso ngayon yung mga sanggrey.
01:49Gawa tayo ng movie na sanggrey.
01:51Yung mga ganon.
01:52Bakit tayo hindi pwede gumawa ng movie
01:54tungkol sa mga nanay?
01:56Nang series tungkol sa mga nanay?
01:58Oo.
01:59It's relatable.
02:00Alam mo yun?
02:01Simple.
02:01Manit ang budget.
02:01Alam mo, pasok ka dun sa isang concept ko.
02:03Hits ko na.
02:04Oh my God.
02:06Baka wala pa kang utility.
02:08Ate, wala kang utility.
02:09Wait.
02:09Kaya mo magpakita ng left?
02:11Kaya.
02:12Kuya Ruru, wag ka mo na.
02:13Nandito yung left ko.
02:17Nasa likod sa left.
02:18Nasa likod pala.
02:20Hindi, pero totoo, di ba?
02:21Bakit hindi tayo gumawa ng something
02:23we are passionate about?
02:24Yan ang kulang talaga sa ngayon.
02:25Hindi kasi talagang...
02:27Kaya na mawol po.
02:28Talagang ganon.
02:29Yung iba kasi escape
02:30ang panonood sa kanila eh.
02:32So ayaw na nilang panoorin
02:33yung mga sarili nila.
02:34Okay.
02:35Pero kailangan natin
02:36bigyan sila ng magandang kwento
02:38na makakarelate sila.
02:40At ma-inspire sila.
02:42Ma-inspire sila.
02:42Yes, yes, yes.
02:43Not to drag them down.
02:45Makakakita sila ng kakampe.
02:45Yan.
02:46Kama po.
02:47Ako yan.
02:47At saka normal pala ako.
02:49Yung ganon.
02:50I love it.
02:52Palakpakan natin si Ate Alex!
02:56Pero after ng palakpak.
02:59Mr. Vice Chair?
03:00O pala ka.
03:01Kaka-croll mo yan eh.
03:02Your Honor.
03:03Pero Ate,
03:03mas at saka na I'm the Honorable right now.
03:05So sana po maging honest po tayo.
03:08Ano may tanong?
03:08Ito po.
03:10Nakalagay sa script.
03:11Hindi mo sinabi.
03:11Bawal mag-no.
03:13Depende.
03:14Depende sa offer.
03:15Ito na nga po.
03:16Ito, tatanggapin po namin kung ano mong po inyong sasabihin na yun po yung aming gagamitin.
03:21Dalawa lang po ang pagbipilian po ninyo.
03:23Pwede nyo pong sabihin live sa mic.
03:25Pwede nyo pong sabihin live po sa mga tengah lang po namin natin.
03:28Pagkakalat nyo after?
03:29Promise.
03:30May napagkalat.
03:31May napagkalat na kayo after?
03:32Wala.
03:33Wala talaga.
03:33Promise.
03:34Trust me.
03:35I'm a condom.
03:36Promise.
03:38Ang condom minsan nabubutas.
03:41Pagbinutas.
03:43Eto na po.
03:44Una pong tanong Ate.
03:45Sino ang artista ang ayaw mo na makatrabaho?
03:51Pwede yung X chart na joke lang.
03:53Na joke lang.
03:55Joke lang yun.
03:56Oo.
03:56Sige.
03:57Bulong, bulong.
03:58Bulong.
04:01Ingat lang po.
04:04Pagkakalang ngin.
04:07Naginig na ka pa nang gawa.
04:08Ngunit nga narinig po.
04:10O.
04:11Tama ngayon narinig ko.
04:13Baka sumabog yung set.
04:15Hindi yun.
04:19What's that?
04:21What's that?
04:22What's that?
04:24Because they say, they say, I read.
04:25They say, I read.
04:28This one.
04:30Okay, okay.
04:30Guys, just to be honest, it's not just a lot.
04:33I know.
04:36Sometimes, not because
04:37it happens to us.
04:38You can see how hard it works.
04:41You have to adjust it.
04:43You don't care about yourself.
04:45You don't care about yourself.
04:46You don't care about yourself.
04:50Okay, we're okay with you.
04:52We don't care about others.
04:54That's right.
04:55We're okay with you.
04:57We're tight.
04:59What's that?
05:00You're lucky, Ade.
05:04I'm lucky.
05:05Okay, 50, 50.
05:0750K.
05:09Pamportuner, pamportuner.
05:10Sabi nyo, pag pwede, di ba?
05:12Ito po, pangalawa po.
05:14Sino ang naging boyfriend mo
05:16sa showpiece
05:17na hindi alam ng publiko?
05:19Hindi alam na...
05:19Wala na.
05:20Okay.
05:21Parang naalam naman yung lahat.
05:22O may public.
05:23Ang ganda.
05:24Meron nga doon na hindi naman naging,
05:26pero nandun pa rin eh.
05:27So, kung ano nalang ilagay nyo doon,
05:30I'm okay.
05:31Maganda naman yung line-up ko.
05:34Perfect.
05:34Oo.
05:35I love it.
05:36Palakbahan natin,
05:38Alessandra De Rossi!
05:42Ang ganda.
05:43Ang ganda.
05:44May pa-jacket.
05:45May pa-boxing-ero ah.
05:48Uwa mo doon.
05:49Galing mo mo ba?
05:50I love you ma.
05:53Mr. Vice Chair?
05:54Opo.
05:55Maraming maraming salamat po, Ate Alex.
05:57At syempre, narito na po ang ating batas for the week.
05:59Ang ating batas for the week,
06:01a no is a yes law.
06:03Hindi lahat ng bagay dapat inooohan,
06:05lalo na kung labag sa iyong kalooban.
06:09Tandaan na sa bawat no na sinasabi mo,
06:11ay isang yes para sa sarili mo.
06:14Ay!
06:14Yes ka buba doon, Ate.
06:16Ang ganda ka na sa Bible yun.
06:18Let your yes be a yes,
06:19and your no be a no.
06:20Anything beyond that comes from the evil one.
06:23Tama naman.
06:26O.
06:26So, dapat lang.
06:28Magpakatotoo na lang tayo.
06:29Tama.
06:30Sulat yun.
06:30Text nyo po sakin.
06:31O sige.
06:32Gawin mo yun lang itong meme.
06:34Opo.
06:35Magiging.
06:36Ang ganda nyan.
06:37I love it.
06:38Talagang hindi ko ito akalain itong moment na to.
06:41Totoo.
06:42A moment like this.
06:43Is kumantapota.
06:45Some people.
06:48Nice.
06:49It's an achievement.
06:50It's a milestone for us.
06:51Mr. Vice Chair.
06:52Yes.
06:53Lala tayong mag-estayin.
06:54Alessandra.
06:55Oo nga.
06:56Kung alam mo lang, Ate.
06:58Kung alam nyo lang kung paano ko iniyakan dito,
07:01you know,
07:01for lahat.
07:02Pati kalahati ng GMA.
07:04Para lang.
07:05Sabi ko.
07:06Bubo.
07:07Sinong host?
07:08Bubo.
07:08Sini?
07:10The work tayo.
07:13Okay lang.
07:14Okay lang.
07:14Basta nandito ka lang.
07:16Paki-Blippinas yung mga p*****s.
07:24Bago pa tayong magkasaksakan dito.
07:28Basahin natin yung mga comments
07:30sa mga messages ng ating minamahal na honorable.
07:32Mr. Vice Chair.
07:33Hindi naman to tatagal dito kung hindi rin po dahil sa inyo.
07:35Dahil ito po.
07:36Galing po ito kay Andrew Matt.
07:39Hi Andrew Matt.
07:40Oh my God.
07:42May happy pill.
07:43Nalo kasi afam dito sa States.
07:45Wow.
07:45Kasi tawang tawa ko.
07:47Pero di na maintindihan yung show.
07:48Di na po namin problema yun.
07:50Mag-English tayo.
07:51Come on.
07:52Parang gusto mo yung English conference pa kami dito.
07:56Pero hirap na hirap daw siyang i-translate.
07:58Pero more power.
07:58Thank you po sa'yo Andrew Matt.
08:00Andrew Matt 7796 and Jowa.
08:03Ito pa kay Will Madiosa.
08:05For Madam Chime, Mr. Buboy,
08:06nakakailo yung manood sa inyo.
08:07Naturo na talaga inyong mga reactions.
08:09But wait.
08:10Ano itong BWT?
08:12Ano yun?
08:12Hindi ko nababa.
08:13By the way.
08:14Ano kaya mo pa ba?
08:15Sorry po.
08:16Sorry po.
08:17BWT.
08:18Eh di ba yun?
08:19Paka-judger nyo?
08:21Paka-judger nyo?
08:23Paka kung di agad marunong magbasa?
08:24Pinakalusot ka dun ah.
08:25Oo, lusot.
08:26Buti na lang mali sila.
08:27Okay.
08:28Anyway, sinabi niya dito
08:30na nakakaaliyo manood sa inyo.
08:32Naturo lang talaga yung reaction nyo.
08:33Keep it up and more tawas sa inyo.
08:34Thanks for one of my happy pill.
08:37Watching from Japan.
08:38Arigato.
08:38Thanks.
08:40Mga out of stock na talaga tayo sa Mercury Drug.
08:43As happy pill.
08:45Ate Alex, bago tayo magtapos, meron ka ba?
08:48Closing remarks?
08:49Apo.
08:50Sa Ate Maris?
08:50Ano nga yun?
08:51Closing...
08:51Ano nga yung tawag dun sa ano?
08:53Sa korte?
08:55Closing statement?
08:55Closing statement?
08:56Your Honor?
08:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:58Wala.
09:00Oo, kailangan ba meron?
09:02I love it.
09:03Di ba sabi nyo kanina, silence is power?
09:06So, wala ko yan o.
09:07Yan.
09:08Ganda.
09:08Powerful.
09:09That's so powerful.
09:10That's very Alessandra.
09:11I love it.
09:12Maraming marami sa...
09:13Salamat sa pag-guess mo sa amin ulit, Ate Alex.
09:16Sa aming sabpina, palakpakan natin siya ulit.
09:19Ang naging isang Alessandra De Rossi.
09:23Tawagan nyo lang ako ulit pag wala kayong ganap.
09:25Pero yun nga, wala kang catering.
09:26Okay.
09:26Okay lang po.
09:28Gutom.
09:29Pero parang masaya naman si...
09:30Ay, nahimatay.
09:31Charot.
09:31Hahaha.
09:34Mga kayulal.
09:35Maraming salamat din sa inyong panonood at pakikinig.
09:38Lagi ninyong tandaan.
09:40Deserve mong tumawa.
09:41Hahaha.
09:42Deserve mong sumaya.
09:43Tatakot ako sa'yo.
09:44Kaya mag-subscribe na sa Yulal Dahl dito.
09:47Ang katindami sa inyo.
09:48More tawa, more sayang!
09:50And more love!
09:53See you next year, Jay!
09:54Wow!
10:01Handa na ba kayong ginigin?
10:02Sino ang siloso sa inyong dalawa?
10:04Ibibip naman namin.
10:05Ha?
10:05Ngayari na to.
10:06I love you.
10:08Tawa?
10:08Galalapit!
10:10Galalapit!
10:12Galalapit!
10:21Galalapit!
10:24More tawa!
10:37More Saya!
10:38And more love!
10:41Mahal na mahal namin kayo
10:42This Love Month and beyond!
10:46More tawa, more sayang!
10:54More tawa, more sayang!
10:57Tacoma!
10:57A waaah!
10:58Then wait at your time.
10:59I saw Tab council.
11:00Please don't particularly cover me.
11:00I calculate how to
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