00:01How about we talk about the New Day?
00:07Three men who whooped the Lucha Dragons.
00:11Three men who whooped the Dudleys.
00:14They're from your era now, that's right.
00:17And just last night at the Royal Rumble match,
00:20these very same three men put the whooping on your cousins, the Usos.
00:29Yeah, yeah, that happened, that happened.
00:32As a matter of fact, we hit the Usos so hard that when they walk north, they're looking south.
00:38Woo! That's that poltergeist, baby.
00:41Head spinning.
00:43So what we're trying to say is New Day representing what was you expecting?
00:48Woo!
00:52You call yourself the people's champion, but I'm looking at you and I don't see any gold.
01:02What is that? Where's your gold?
01:04Is it under your shirt?
01:05Is it under your shirt?
01:06Where that though?
01:08Where that though?
01:08Where that though?
01:10You know, you know, you know who does have some gold though?
01:13Who?
01:14Who?
01:15Who?
01:15Who?
01:16Who?
01:17Who?
01:18You!
01:19You!
01:20You!
01:22You!
01:23Francesca 2 is actually made of gold, everyone.
01:26You too!
01:27Wow.
01:28Oh wow.
01:29In layman's terms, to break it down for you, what we're saying is that we are the WWE World Tag
01:39Team Champions!
01:46Got him!
01:48Got him!
01:48Got him!
01:49Got him!
01:50We already knew that because, New Day Rock, new Jay Rocks!
01:58New Day Rock.
02:00New Day Rocks!
02:17are the wwe tag team champions yes you are obviously extremely entertaining smart man
02:26go ahead and clap but here's what's amazing what's amazing is the fact that you are that
02:31entertaining when you still wear llama penises strapped to your head see here's the thing this
02:41is the people i'm the people's champ they understand where i'm going here's the thing
02:44this is uh this is a ring those are ropes uh that's a ramp these are the people so how
02:49about this
02:49why don't you walk down jump in this ring and let the rock take that trombone and shove it
02:54up all three of your candy asses
03:03let's call it a champion's huddle you're not invited you're not you're not that doesn't include you
03:08because you are not a champion champion's huddle champions huddle
03:15team huddle a huddle come on hey you're looking like three unibitches in a circle
03:21get your candy asses in here
03:22oh you know what he wants to get real this man wants to get real huh miami you want to
03:33see it get
03:33real well you know what you don't deserve it goodbye
03:58you see the rock gets here you don't understand you you're not used to seeing the rock out here
04:02well this is how it is when the rock comes out here the rock has a plan the rock has
04:06a plan on top of a
04:08plan now clearly plan a didn't work for all of us but plan b
04:16always works plan b i got snipped already i don't know what's plan b please explain
04:21plan b family
04:27family
04:32jimmy and jay and here come the usos it's on now the rock's cousins going up to the new day
04:41plan b was in stereo oh look out oh rock bottom goodbye hulk and uncle
04:49rudy tootie and booty going for a ride
04:52some more drop
04:56oh the best for last oh no
05:04i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it's okay i did it
05:08uh-oh double super kick
05:12spin buster are we gonna see it here it comes
05:16the most electrifying move
05:20in all of sports entertainment
05:23john you felt this i felt this the people's elbow
05:27oh savior may never play the trombone again
05:30what a tragedy
05:34thank you miami we will see you at wrestlemania
05:36if you smell what the rock is cooking
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