00:00Wait, what do you mean I'm the reason for your vacation?
00:02Oh, your tip.
00:03The $5,000 gift card to this amazing resort.
00:05It was very generous.
00:07Wait, hold on. I did what now?
00:09Uh, yeah, I thought it might be a scam.
00:11Like I'd have to sit through some 12-hour timeshare seminar,
00:14but this place is legit.
00:15Thank you, I love it.
00:16Why would I tip $5,000 on a $20 pizza?
00:20That's what I said.
00:21And then Mickey thought maybe you work for the hotel
00:23and you give free stays away all the time and whatnot.
00:26No, no, that was a birthday gift from my mom.
00:28I thought that was a $50 gift card.
00:30Oh.
00:31Oh? Oh?
00:32You're a freaking thief.
00:33I am not.
00:34Look, I thought if anything, if you'd want it back,
00:35you would have called the shop.
00:37You know, I waited all year.
00:38If I didn't use it this week, it would have expired.
00:40Hey, Gina, they have passion fruit.
00:42Look, look, I'll make it up to you.
00:44How about, um, free one-topping pizza for a year
00:46with drink purchase?
00:47No, no, okay, that's my boyfriend coming.
00:49Please don't tell him about our generous tip.
00:50We just had a whole five minutes.
00:51Hi.
00:51Bye, honey.
00:54So it turns out I did know that.
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