00:00All right, I do want to get into somebody I'm a little concerned about, but hold on, man.
00:05What happened?
00:05See, you didn't get yourself into a confrontation.
00:08See, man, you can't just tie it.
00:10You cannot.
00:11Man, these people, especially here.
00:13Dangerous.
00:13Like, you got a guy who was going to roll the window down himself.
00:17When that guy pulls up, and by the way, with that guy too, maybe you should be listening.
00:22When you pull up and roll the window down, like, you have to be ready to go, right?
00:28Like, you pull up alongside somebody.
00:30A lot of things could happen.
00:32Tesla, whatever.
00:34Camry with a crack in the windshield.
00:36Any windshield companies out there.
00:38They wouldn't do it at Tyler.
00:39I'm open for business.
00:39Big pickup.
00:40I'm open for business.
00:42I got a crack in the windshield.
00:43Any windshield company.
00:45Sales team, let's help this man out.
00:47Come on.
00:48Yep, I walked in and priced a couple, and I thought, well, I'll just ride with this crack.
00:53I'm also in need of a washing machine.
00:55Yeah, he is.
00:56Go ahead.
00:57Not just a repair.
00:58A new one.
00:59And if you're going to do the washing machine, why not just do the matching dryer with it
01:02too?
01:02That's a great point.
01:03You can't walk up.
01:04Like, you pull up.
01:05You're right.
01:06You let the window down.
01:07Like, everybody's carrying here.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Always strapped.
01:11Look, I told him.
01:12And then he pull up.
01:13He pull up and see you.
01:14He thinks, all right, I got to pull it out.
01:17Well, I think he, luckily, there was no metal.
01:21There was no guns pulled.
01:23Good.
01:24That's good.
01:24He see Ben.
01:25He'll just say, man, my fault, man.
01:28No, like, here's the deal.
01:31I did get over in front of him a little bit, and I cut him off, but I didn't stop
01:35or anything.
01:36It was a little tight for comfort, but I did see him.
01:38I knew it was coming.
01:39It wasn't.
01:40Well, he immediately lays on the horn, and so I tapped the brakes.
01:45So, he lays on the old horn again, right?
01:48So, I tapped the brakes a little harder, you know?
01:50Now, granted, we're not on I-10 here now.
01:52I'm not causing.
01:55So, he, boy, he swings around me, and he cuts me off, right?
02:00Like, he jumps right over in front of me.
02:02Road rage, man.
02:03We're over there on Alexander, Tyler.
02:04Road rage is dangerous, and Alexander is dangerous.
02:08So, I know.
02:10That's where I grew up, baby, over on that side right there.
02:12You feel good, man.
02:12He had plenty of charge.
02:14So, he's in front of me now.
02:17Well, I'm just, I mean, we're coming up to a light, and I'm in the middle lane behind him, not
02:21thinking much about it.
02:22So, I'm like, well, let me slide on over this right-hand lane and see if I can't catch the
02:25light, and he's on by everybody.
02:26Well, he jumps over in front of me.
02:27Like, at this point, he's not going to, he don't want to let me pull up.
02:30And I'm just trying to get through the light.
02:31We got a road rage incident starting in this moment.
02:34So, now I'm bound and determined.
02:36And both of them pissed.
02:37I'm bound and determined at this point.
02:39I was, I really was not pissed, because I knew I was in the wrong.
02:41I was not pissed, really, until he wouldn't let me get over and get to the green light, get over
02:46and get to the free lane.
02:47Now, I'm like, what's wrong with this dude?
02:49So, I finally get over.
02:51The light's redder, and I'll get out.
02:53And I pull up, and he's just staring down on me.
02:56And then he hit that old window.
02:58He rolled that window down.
03:00And this is usually where I would, because I got two babies at the house.
03:03Before the babies, I didn't get a rip.
03:05But now, with two babies at the house.
03:07Hey, you got to reel it in.
03:08I got to get home to my kids.
03:10I got to make a living for my kids.
03:12But, so usually, I'd get over to the lane, just turn and mosey on.
03:15But something comes in when that person let that window down on you.
03:18Yeah, well.
03:18You got to let yours down.
03:19He let his window down, and when I laid my eyes on him, I knew he wasn't real comfortable with
03:23it.
03:23Or I felt like he wasn't.
03:24And you felt like you were in it.
03:26I said, roll this window down and let him know this ain't low in the Tesla.
03:29So, I hit the window down.
03:30I said, you good, big fella?
03:32There you go.
03:32Yeah, there it is.
03:33He said.
03:34You good, big dog?
03:35He said, he actually said, you?
03:37Like, that's all I got.
03:38I'm not real sure he understood me.
03:39That's all he has.
03:39That's all he has.
03:40He said, I'm doing great.
03:41I'm having a wonderful morning.
03:42How are you?
03:43I said, yeah, man.
03:44I'm doing just fine.
03:45And he just stared at me.
03:48And I said, I said, and at this point, at this point, I'm being a smart ass.
03:53Like, I'm not.
03:53I said, by the way, big man, I didn't mean to cut you off back there.
03:57I mean, that was an accident.
03:58And he just, hey, look.
03:59All I saw was that old dark tinted window.
04:02Just went right up.
04:03He closed his window right in my face.
04:06He didn't even say, oh, it's all good or nothing.
04:08I just said, hey, man, you mad, boy.
04:11You're steaming, rolling windows down and stuff over there.
04:13Hell, that was an accident, man.
04:15I didn't say it like that.
04:15That's all he needed.
04:16That's all he wanted was a.
04:18Once I realized he wasn't going to pull a gun out, I thought, look, man,
04:21I mean, this would be two cordial, grown-ass men here.
04:23He wasn't having it.
04:24And once you knew, he knew that you were the one in control.
04:27Well, he rolled that window up and just kind of, he cut me off.
04:29I said, boy, you mother.
04:31Must have been having a rough morning, you know.
04:32He must have been groggy at something else.
04:34Temp Slice.
04:34Clint over here fighting folks over a Tesla.
04:37Well, he don't know what, that guy don't know what Clint's been through in that Tesla.
04:40Yeah, no, me and that Tesla, we done bonded.
04:42Oh, y'all back together.
04:43Y'all good.
04:44Yeah, we're back together, man.
04:45Charged me $9 to fill that thing up a couple days ago, man.
04:49I'm good.
04:49You go ask Nicholas and Lauren.
04:53I'm about getting road rage every morning in that elementary drop-off line.
05:00Yeah.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02I've heard those can be a nightmare.
05:03Well, there is a spot where they over there, shout out to Leonetti and Ronald Thornton.
05:09But I come around, you got to come around and you got to get in.
05:12You got to turn around.
05:13I come this certain way and come down the street,
05:15and then I got to turn around and get back in the lane.
05:17And so, for years, everyone knows.
05:21You come up, let one car in, and then you go.
05:24Let one car in, cordial.
05:26No.
05:27We got a couple of, we got a couple of, and I can't, I can't really get after it like
05:31I want to
05:31because I got them in the car.
05:32Yes.
05:33But they got, we got a couple of them that just do this, put their hands on the wheel
05:36and just stare forward.
05:37That's right.
05:38And just drive through.
05:39Like, two of them just drive through.
05:41Don't look, don't look, don't look.
05:42And I'll be like, and I'll be like, hey, thank you.
05:45Nice, nice.
05:46I'm getting out.
05:46I'm getting out.
05:47Nice.
05:47And I go over the top to thank the person.
05:50And then when we get into the school lane, when we get to the front,
05:54there's two lanes that you're driving through.
05:56Yeah.
05:56One in, one out.
05:58Boy, this heifer, she was in a Nissan.
06:02The person in front of her went, and then she just, boom, took off again.
06:07We in the parking lot.
06:07Right, right, right.
06:09Boy, and like she ain't got to stop.
06:11Good lady.
06:12Like she ain't got to stop right in front of me.
06:14Boy, I got in.
06:14Like she didn't know what she was doing.
06:15And so then they make me get stupid because then I got them out the car,
06:18so now I'm in by myself.
06:19And so I hurry up and I told, I said, Lauren, hurry up, hurry up, get out, get out.
06:24So Lauren, he's rushing his kid out of the car so he can catch up.
06:27So I can get out.
06:28So what I did was I turned and I made her step.
06:32I turned so she couldn't get out.
06:34I turned.
06:35I'm an idiot.
06:35But I turned and I just kept riding alongside her so she couldn't move.
06:40Yeah, you like that?
06:41I'm telling people, go ahead.
06:43Go ahead.
06:43You're encouraging it.
06:45I'm pretty good.
06:46I can't believe she jumped in in front of me like, boy, I couldn't believe it.
06:50I'm disappointed with myself for what I did this morning.
06:52Them damn soccer moms.
06:53At this point.
06:54I'm telling you, man, them odysseys.
06:56You going to mess around and catch Linda?
06:57I'm telling you, them odysseys and them siennas.
07:00Odysseys, you mean.
07:01Oh, odysseys, the van.
07:02Yeah, the van.
07:02Them vans.
07:03Them odysseys and siennas boys.
07:05I thought he referred to the Audis, but he said odysseys.
07:07No, all them vans.
07:09You talking about Sarah Frazier?
07:10I can't remember.
07:11They got a Chrysler.
07:15They got one, too.
07:16Every time I see them heifas coming in, though, it's like, here they go.
07:21Bad drivers.
07:21Man, nothing worse than a Toyota Sienna in your face right here.
07:25She's about to make a bad decision.
07:27My man was in a Jeep this morning.
07:29A couple years ago, I had a dude pull up to me at a red light after he'd been tailgating
07:33me.
07:33He was mad about something.
07:34He rolled his window down like that, Clint.
07:36And I noticed.
07:37I looked over.
07:38I rolled my window down.
07:39I said, dude, I got a booger or something?
07:41What's going on?
07:42What's up?
07:44Tyler loves to get him.
07:45He just shook his head, rolled his window back up, didn't say a word.
07:48It's an art, man.
07:50I've been really proud of myself.
07:51Over the last four years, I've been really proud of myself, how many I've ran from, and
07:55just been, hey, I'm not even going to entertain it.
07:57Got the best of me this morning.
07:58He rolled it down.
07:59I can't get it, man.
08:01Them damn soccer moms.
08:03Tell me, man.
08:04Crazy.
08:04I black out when I see an odyssey.
08:07All right.
08:08Coming up.
08:09I'm worried about this cat.
08:10I really do.
08:12Someone said, it sounds like you need therapy.
08:13You're damn sure.
08:15You're damn sure.
08:16In more than one way.
08:16You don't know.
08:17It's coming.
08:18But.
Comments