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00:00If you had a dating app profile, there you go, but let's go back and let's create a new profile
00:05for you, and you had to only use jbits, what would they be?
00:37Welcome to Real Talk, where vertical stars talk, play, and go behind the scenes.
00:42I'm Savannah Coffey.
00:44And I'm Michael Marcellio.
00:45And we're going to get into some Valentine's Day love drama, some tea, some real talk.
00:51Let's talk about it.
00:53So let's talk about dating apps.
00:54Savannah, Savannah girl, how do you feel about dating apps?
00:58It's like, no, because I want to talk.
01:00Never have, never will.
01:01Period.
01:02Point blank.
01:02She said never have, never will, girl.
01:04Have.
01:04Because you know what?
01:06What?
01:06What?
01:07What?
01:09Because I was going to say, have done and cuffed.
01:13My band came from Hinge.
01:14Off of a dating app.
01:15Shut up.
01:16I don't swear to God.
01:17I don't swear to God.
01:17It works.
01:18It works.
01:19Two and a half years.
01:20Great story.
01:20See, I think I work better in person.
01:22Really?
01:23Yeah.
01:23Why, though?
01:24Magic test.
01:25It's all in the eyes, baby.
01:26I mean, you're talking over text.
01:28And it's like, oh, come on.
01:29It's kind of dry.
01:30You're right where you're at.
01:30But OK, so question.
01:32If you were to find a guy on a dating profile, what are your red flags to know that he
01:37ain't
01:38the one?
01:39But what are the green flags to know, like, ooh, hold on.
01:42Maybe I got to swipe a little left.
01:43Or is it right?
01:44I don't know.
01:45I'm out of the game.
01:46Is it right or left?
01:46Did you really use a dating app?
01:48Stop.
01:49I did.
01:49But what would you say you don't like about guys on dating apps versus what would you
01:54say you do like about guys on dating apps?
01:57Well, first of all, I've never used a dating app.
01:59But if I would, if I would, I think that the questions need to go back and forth.
02:04OK.
02:04If I'm asking too many questions and I'm just getting answers from you and you don't want
02:08to hear from me, big red flag.
02:11Because I'm like, what do you want?
02:13Yeah.
02:13What do you want?
02:14And you know what these men be wanting, girl.
02:16What do you want?
02:16You know what they want.
02:17The thing is too, like if you just like, OK, no offense, if you just like walk to a coffee
02:21shop, you like walk out, you're going to like meet people.
02:25She's so wholesome.
02:26You know what I mean?
02:26Y'all see America's sweetheart are wholesome.
02:28Well, let me tell you me.
02:30I need that body.
02:31Yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy.
02:32Yes, but you found somebody.
02:34Oh, yeah.
02:34He has a body.
02:35Yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy.
02:36Tea.
02:37Actually, like put what you look like on your dating app.
02:39Big red flag.
02:40If there's no pictures of your face, I'm sorry.
02:43Exactly.
02:44You have to be fine.
02:44Now, who are we catfishing?
02:45OK.
02:46Who are we catfishing?
02:47And also, I feel like something wholesome to grab us.
02:49You know what I'm saying?
02:49I need a dog.
02:50I need a cat.
02:51There we go.
02:52Something too wholesome.
02:53Similar interests.
02:53Yes.
02:54Also, what's your job?
02:55Oh.
02:56I'm sorry.
02:56We have to be employed.
02:57She said, how much money you making, baby?
02:59She said, can you bring home the bread and butter?
03:01Because if you can't.
03:02Because I'd be working too much.
03:03I need another.
03:05No, but that's too.
03:06And because you want too much.
03:07Now, I know you said you don't got a dating profile.
03:10But if you did, what Crocs gibbets would you put on your dating profile?
03:16This is a great question.
03:18I know.
03:18Because honestly, if people put a gibbet or a picture, an icon emoji on their dating profile,
03:24immediately interested.
03:25You know what I mean?
03:27You're so wholesome.
03:27Because these are so cutesy.
03:29Because they're so cute.
03:30And it's like quirky little thing.
03:32OK.
03:32Here's what I would do.
03:33OK.
03:34So if a lot of you don't know, my last name is Coffey.
03:38That's so cute.
03:39So of course, OK.
03:40We've got.
03:40It's Coffey, not T.
03:41Coffey, not T.
03:42That's right.
03:43A S in a coffee cup.
03:45The letter S in a coffee cup.
03:47What S?
03:47Savannah Coffey.
03:48Honestly, so cute.
03:49Because first of all, names.
03:50I love that.
03:51I know, right?
03:52And then your thing is tan, too.
03:55That's even cute.
03:56Your coffee is tan.
03:57It matches.
03:58Yes, I know.
03:58I'm going to put these on.
03:59You're so cute.
04:01This is what my dating profile looks like.
04:03No, there's more.
04:04OK.
04:05But wait.
04:06Butterfly.
04:07OK, first of all, my spirit animal.
04:09Is it?
04:10Is it really?
04:10Because look at how much it like represents.
04:13It reminds me of you.
04:14I'm not.
04:14Hold up.
04:15Can I be serious for a minute?
04:16No, I'm serious.
04:16Like, you do give like butterfly aura.
04:18Like, dead ass.
04:21Like, no, I'm serious.
04:22Like, you do.
04:22So sweet.
04:23Because it reminds me of like, in Spanish, butterflies, medibosa.
04:26You know what I mean?
04:27And you like embody that.
04:28Like, your eyes sparkle.
04:29Your hair is just ever so sweet.
04:31I'm serious.
04:31So I see that for you.
04:33OK, cute.
04:33So perfect.
04:34I'm being so real with my dating profile.
04:37Real talk with her dating profile.
04:38I'm going to put a picture of my croc with these gibbets on my dating profile.
04:42Oh, so now you're going to get one?
04:43No.
04:44Why?
04:45Because never will.
04:47Come on now.
04:48Savannah, we need to get you out there.
04:50The streets need a girl.
04:53Baby.
04:56No, the streets don't need you.
04:58I'm telling you.
04:58The streets don't need me.
04:59If you guys would like to show interest in Savannah, please comment down below.
05:02Because we need her in an eligible suit.
05:04I'm scared.
05:05Don't be in my DMs.
05:06There are so many guys.
05:07I don't see your DMs.
05:08I'm so sorry.
05:09I believe it, mama.
05:09You're famous.
05:10OK?
05:10We have the famous, most famous.
05:11No, you're famous.
05:12I am.
05:13Period.
05:14OK, what else would you do?
05:15OK.
05:16Little cherries.
05:16Because I'm a little cheeky.
05:18You are.
05:19I like to be a little flirty fun.
05:21OK, give us.
05:21But we got to get there.
05:22OK, OK.
05:23And two, it's like a certain, like.
05:25A certain person to make you go there.
05:27A certain person, certain vibe, certain look.
05:28Take me through there.
05:29Take me through there.
05:30Yeah, we go.
05:31Now, question.
05:31My foot is just out.
05:33Foot out.
05:34OK, vibes out.
05:35But no question.
05:36Like, what's flirty for you, though?
05:37Like, on a scale of one to ten, how flirty do you give?
05:39Not on the first direction, but when you're comfortable with the guy.
05:41Oh, OK.
05:43I love pet names to flirt with.
05:46Do you hear me out?
05:47I do baby names.
05:48It's so weird.
05:49I do baby voice.
05:50Like, hey, cutie.
05:52That's a pet name?
05:52You and your pet cutie?
05:54Pet?
05:54I thought you said pet names.
05:56For, like, relationships.
05:58Oh, wait!
05:58What you talking about?
05:59Oh, like a real pet?
06:02Wait, that's cute.
06:03Whoever's pet is named Cutie, you're doing great.
06:05I was like, um, OK, cutie.
06:08Wait, that's so cute.
06:08They all go together so cute.
06:10They do, actually.
06:10Like, the colors complement each other, too.
06:12It is very gross.
06:13OK, what's your?
06:13You have to pick one, though.
06:15Like, if you can pick your.
06:16Dang, she did that quick.
06:17Done.
06:17I mean, it's a little elevated.
06:19I look like you're so decisive.
06:20Like, most people in the world are indecisive.
06:22But I feel like you know what you want in a man.
06:24No dating apps.
06:25So we know you don't want dating apps.
06:26But if you could get something in a man, what would you get?
06:30What would he be like?
06:31Give us the tea.
06:33No coffee.
06:36I think I need time on that one.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38I've been thinking for years.
06:39OK, your turn.
06:40Your turn.
06:40OK.
06:41So if you.
06:41I have to tell you something.
06:42If you had a dating app profile.
06:44I've had one.
06:45There you go.
06:45But let's go back and let's create a new profile for you.
06:48New me.
06:49And you had to only use jibits.
06:50What would they be?
06:51Girl, let me tell you.
06:53I've got to take off my croc.
06:54There we go.
06:55Get the dog.
06:56Can I do the first one for you?
06:58Yes, please.
06:58The first one would be I need space because I don't need you to be blowing me up 24-7
07:04now.
07:04I need you to blow me up just enough.
07:06But give me a little space first.
07:08You know, don't be too clingy.
07:09I don't do that.
07:10I'm a cancer.
07:10Water signs.
07:11We don't do that.
07:11We don't do that.
07:12Oh, my God.
07:13Are you kidding me?
07:14What are you?
07:15I'm a Scorpio.
07:16Yes, water signs.
07:17She's a water sign.
07:19You guys.
07:20This is so.
07:20This is actually a really cute place.
07:22But that's so clever.
07:22It is.
07:22It's so clever.
07:23How did you think of that?
07:24But how did you find that?
07:25My mind.
07:26That's right.
07:26But your mind too, boo.
07:27Now.
07:28I like them too.
07:29I like me a baller.
07:30If you're not a baller, shot caller, get on my DM.
07:33I don't do that.
07:34I do tall.
07:34I don't do short.
07:35You know, because I'm so tiny.
07:37He's so big and tall, like Cardi B said.
07:38Well, I might be tall too.
07:40But I mean, it's fine.
07:41I agree.
07:41Okay.
07:42But it's not too hard.
07:43How tall do you want your man?
07:44Like, honestly, be real.
07:45I don't care as long as you're taller than me.
07:46Okay.
07:47You know what I mean?
07:48I'm five feet flat.
07:49I climbed a big and stock.
07:50Oh, you are little, huh?
07:51Yeah, right?
07:52You really are little.
07:53You know what's so funny?
07:54I mean, all the guys I work with are, like, 6'2 plus.
07:57Oh.
07:58Low key is straight in the neck.
07:59So you got some eligible suitors?
08:01No.
08:01Girl.
08:02Here's the thing.
08:03Don't where you eat.
08:05You better clock it.
08:06Don't where you eat.
08:07No, okay, question.
08:07Sorry, I know this is about me.
08:08Okay, but seriously, if you had to s**t what you ate, and you could choose just one person
08:14you collab with on Real Short, who would it be?
08:18I think there's, like, two options.
08:20That's so bad.
08:21Tee.
08:21It's so bad.
08:22It is bad.
08:22Okay, but one of them's in a relationship, so nix that one.
08:25Oh, well, that is spicy.
08:26And for my last gibbet, I'm doing a little spicy spice because I like things to get a little
08:31spicy.
08:32I like us to talk about things that people don't talk about often, like you're about to do.
08:36So, if you had to pick one of the two.
08:38I'm being held against my will.
08:39You are, and you have to pick one of the two.
08:42One of the two guys you've collabed with.
08:43At least, and if you, and if-
08:45I'm going to stem this episode, too.
08:46If you don't, because I know you're shy, say both of their names.
08:51But, oh.
08:53Oh, I don't think I'm shy.
08:54I think I'm just reserved.
08:56Okay, love that scene.
08:57You know what I mean?
08:58I'm like a mysterious guy.
08:59See?
09:00She was just-
09:01You got to-
09:01Keep it too much.
09:02She's too mysterious, shout.
09:03Okay, but I'll say it.
09:04Okay, so-
09:04Are we ready?
09:05I don't think we need a drum roll.
09:06Can we get a drum roll, please, ladies and gentlemen?
09:08Drum roll.
09:08One of my favorite people to work with.
09:11Blake Lewis.
09:12Oh, Blake Lewis.
09:13He is like a sweetie.
09:14Is he?
09:15Tatted.
09:15Ooh.
09:16Both sleeves.
09:16Ooh.
09:17Both sleeves.
09:18He knows I love working with him.
09:19What is he?
09:20For the people who don't know him, can you describe what he looks like?
09:22Describe him.
09:23His most attractive features.
09:25We're going to get real spicy.
09:26He's 6'4".
09:27No, but okay, but this is not shooting my shot, guys.
09:30Keep it in your pants.
09:32Okay, he's 6'4".
09:34He has naturally curly hair.
09:35And man, it is chiseled to the gods.
09:37Is he?
09:38Wait.
09:39Chiseled to the gods.
09:39Two sleeves of like a jungle animal.
09:43Is he kind of beefy or is he lean?
09:45He's lean but muscular.
09:47I love that.
09:47He's like, you know, like calisthenics.
09:49That's all I'm in.
09:49Yes, calisthenics.
09:50Yes.
09:51In high yoga, that'll do it for you.
09:53Calisthenics in high yoga.
09:53And he sings.
09:55And he acts.
09:55Wait.
09:56He's a triple or a double threat, but triple because he got you.
10:00If in a different world, ladies and gentlemen.
10:03Keep it in your pants.
10:04Don't get your hopes up.
10:04Go ahead, Blakey Cakey.
10:06I love that for him.
10:07They know who he is.
10:09And you know what's so exciting?
10:10What?
10:12I might spoil that we just work together.
10:15We just work together.
10:16Wait, when is it coming out?
10:17Do you know?
10:17I don't know, but it's coming soon.
10:19Soon, ladies and gentlemen.
10:20And it is so cute.
10:22So cute.
10:23It's our perfect vibe.
10:24I love it.
10:24Like, I've never been happier.
10:26So cute, right?
10:27I don't shit where I eat.
10:29Girl.
10:30Well, anyways.
10:31Okay, but.
10:32I don't shit where I eat either.
10:34Exactly, because you're cuffed.
10:35Because I'm cuffed.
10:36But before I was cuffed, I was outside on the apps.
10:40On the dating profile.
10:41I feel like.
10:42But on the work.
10:42Not, no.
10:43I'm like you.
10:44I'm a lady.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Outside, though.
10:46I'm a lady.
10:47On my profiles.
10:49I feel like I had to have something.
10:50I was a face card.
10:51Never declined.
10:52Okay, but.
10:52You gotta have a good selfie.
10:53You gotta have a.
10:55Like, you gotta really pose.
10:56Pose.
10:56Come on, pose.
10:58Like, you gotta have one of those.
10:59To me, that's how you start.
11:00Yeah.
11:01And then, you know what I also like?
11:02People don't really do it as often anymore out here.
11:04I hear.
11:04I don't know.
11:05The voice.
11:06The voice?
11:07You could put a voice print on there now.
11:09Yeah.
11:09Like, actual voice note.
11:11And to me, if you do it, it gotta be something witty.
11:13Something cute.
11:14Something fun.
11:15Something that makes me want to keep listening to your voice.
11:17You don't have to have the cutest voice.
11:19But it has to be something.
11:19But it's what you say.
11:21It's not how you say it.
11:22It's what you say.
11:23Exactly.
11:23And so, I would have something like that.
11:25I would also have, like, some sort of scenic view.
11:27You know, I'm from the Bay.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Yeah.
11:30So, I gotta show love to the Golden Gate Bridge.
11:32And from LA.
11:33The 6th Street Bridge is current.
11:34That's cute.
11:35You gotta show love to something of your home.
11:37It's so cute.
11:38At nighttime.
11:38That's it.
11:39Wouldn't that be a cute date?
11:40That would be a cute date.
11:41So, you're cuffed.
11:43What did you do for Valentine's Day?
11:44So, first, do you want to know what my man did for me?
11:48Yes.
11:48And what I did for him?
11:50So, he took me to this place called the Face Gym.
11:53Get snatched.
11:54It's like this ball that moves on your face.
11:56So, it's like self-care.
11:57Like, spa time.
11:58Yeah.
11:58It's like a spa, like lymphatic drainage.
12:01And I'm like...
12:01Be snatched.
12:01And he knows I love that.
12:03And then he took me...
12:04Wait.
12:04Do you be in the car doing gua sha?
12:06Yes.
12:06Every day.
12:06Oh, my God.
12:07Actually, every day.
12:07This is so common between actors.
12:10I swear to God, we'd be going to set...
12:11And I feel like that's how you...
12:13Why is that real?
12:14Because...
12:15I'm literally supposed to...
12:16And I have the cold one, too.
12:17You know, the cold one with the eyes?
12:18I just got one that is like a...
12:20Kind of shaped like gua sha, but it vibrates.
12:22Yep.
12:23And it has lights.
12:23Where'd you get that?
12:24Mario Badescu.
12:25Oh, please.
12:26Can I say that?
12:26All right.
12:27Give him a little free promo.
12:28No.
12:28But I feel like that's also how you find your loved one.
12:30You know?
12:31You have to look cute.
12:31You have to be snatched.
12:32You have to give everything right.
12:33And that's what I do.
12:34I do that all the time, pretty much every single day.
12:36And I was doing this before him.
12:37I'm telling you, this is a pre-riching...
12:38But I love that he knows what you like.
12:40He knows.
12:40Exactly.
12:41That's so important.
12:42He's a good man, Savannah.
12:44You're a good man.
12:45He's a good man.
12:45And so what I got him, we seen Kendrick Lamar had a TDE comedy festival the day before Valentine's Day.
12:57I surprised him.
12:59You're welcome, babe.
13:01And...
13:01So cute.
13:02Oh, I was going to say, wait, there's more.
13:04Okay, there's more.
13:05I also took him to this hotel that he...
13:07I'm writing notes.
13:07Take notes.
13:08Take notes.
13:08Because you have to do it for next year when you're cuffed.
13:10Oh, right.
13:11I'm in a...
13:13She said, I'm an independent woman on the prowl.
13:15But I also took him to this hotel.
13:17It's called the Casa Hotel in Hollywood.
13:19It's beautiful.
13:20And it's literally like this cute outdoor ambience.
13:22It's all white.
13:23It gets Parisian, French, sexy, luxurious.
13:26Are you kidding?
13:27My favorite.
13:27And you eat like expensive, like Michelin cuisine.
13:30And it's like six course meal.
13:32You're in a nice outfit.
13:34There's candles on the table.
13:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:37Then you go home afterwards and you just have a lovely night.
13:42You have a real lovely night.
13:43That's right.
13:45Okay.
13:46We're getting...
13:47Especially when they're tall.
13:49Anyway.
13:50We're in love over here.
13:52So...
13:53What's up?
13:54I know you don't want to date right now.
13:57Oh, no, no, I know.
13:58So...
13:59Because I really did this.
14:02So...
14:02We're very curious.
14:03For the viewers at home, what are you using in your dating profile?
14:08And you know what?
14:09In the comments section, you can put pictures.
14:11Yeah.
14:11Come on now.
14:12I expect to see pictures...
14:13I want to see all the gibbets.
14:14Of gibbets.
14:14Yes, yes.
14:15Of gibbets.
14:16Come on.
14:16One of them.
14:16All of them.
14:17Scroll on that little site.
14:19Pick out those gibbets.
14:20Give us the reason why you put that gibbet in your dating profile.
14:23Because we need to know.
14:24Because you need to give me some ideas that I don't have.
14:26That's right.
14:27Because maybe I can get my man some crocs next year too, just like you did in the show.
14:30With a whole, like, box of gibbets.
14:33All of them.
14:34Decorate all of them.
14:35I love options.
14:36Same.
14:36Dude, it's okay.
14:37Wait, I want to take all these home.
14:39Can I take yours home?
14:40She's like, no, they're mine for a reason.
14:43Give me a reason why you put these ones on your dating profile and we'll talk about it.
14:46So I'm curious.
14:47I know you're not with anyone right now.
14:50Allegedly.
14:51But if you were...
14:52If you were...
14:54And you had to write a love letter to them.
14:56You were like, I'm ready to let you know.
14:58What would you tell him?
15:00Okay.
15:00And what would you...
15:01What gibbets would you put to describe...
15:03Right, because Valentine's Day.
15:05Okay, so this is a scene.
15:06We're starting the scene.
15:07It's Valentine's Day and I'm writing a love letter.
15:11I'm putting it in the gift right before dinner.
15:13It's on the counter with a thing of flowers.
15:15I'll get flowers.
15:16What kind of flowers?
15:17Oh my gosh, are you kidding?
15:19All of them.
15:20Okay, hear me out.
15:21Carnations are my favorite.
15:23Carnations mixed with roses with a little, like, tiny, like, daisy.
15:27She gets it.
15:28So good.
15:28That's such a cute bouquet, too, actually.
15:31So pretty.
15:31Carnations, daisies.
15:32Pink carnations, red roses, and a little white daisies.
15:36I may have to copy you.
15:37Do it.
15:37That's beautiful.
15:38Make it.
15:39So you give him flowers.
15:40Yes, with the love letter on the table.
15:42Okay.
15:43And I include two gibbets in there.
15:46Okay.
15:46Because, of course.
15:47Yeah.
15:47Like, this is our thing now.
15:48You're a two-jibbet girl.
15:49Of course.
15:49Two and two.
15:50You had two men to choose from, two gibbets.
15:52Is it one for each man?
15:53Answer the question, and don't deny.
15:55Absolutely not.
15:57We can't.
15:58Well.
15:59No.
16:01Okay.
16:02I give him a new pair of gibbets.
16:04Oh.
16:04There's a love letter, and the gibbets means something for the love letter.
16:07Right?
16:07Okay.
16:08Okay.
16:08Okay.
16:09Okay.
16:09Okay.
16:09Number one, silver heart chain.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:13Because we're together.
16:14Together, right?
16:15They're tied together.
16:16Silver heart chain.
16:17Too hard.
16:17And then also, the silver knot, which means forever, of course, because you can't untie
16:24it.
16:24It's like infinity.
16:25So it's together forever.
16:27Savannah, you're so cute.
16:28I know.
16:28Okay.
16:28Once we get into the relationship part, I love little, like, cutesy, romantic things.
16:33So you do do that.
16:34It's not going to make you cry.
16:34Okay.
16:35So you are a lover girl.
16:36But, like, before that...
16:38Before that, she's a true Scorpio at heart.
16:40No love.
16:41Mysterious.
16:41You know what that means.
16:42Oh.
16:43Anyway.
16:43I do know what that means.
16:44Okay.
16:45Okay.
16:45So these are gibbets that you should...
16:48How about your love letter?
16:49Oh, my love letter.
16:50Give your gibbets to your man.
16:52To my man.
16:53Dear man at home, you know who you are.
16:56That's right.
16:57Oh, wait.
16:57I got to put on my other croc.
16:58Let me see.
16:59Yeah, look how cute.
17:01I love these.
17:02The ones with the chains are my favorite.
17:03I feel like because my man is very, como se dice, shy.
17:12Okay.
17:13But still has personality.
17:15Pizazz.
17:16He is a glow-in-the-dark star.
17:19Oh, my God.
17:20Because he is one of my biggest stars of life.
17:23Like, genuinely.
17:24Like, he's such a star.
17:25And I feel like he deserves to know that he's a star.
17:28So, babe, you are a star.
17:30Okay.
17:31Now, my baby is also hot.
17:34He got blonde hair right now, too.
17:36Bleached blonde.
17:37Dye this shortcut, babe.
17:38Oh, yeah.
17:39I love that.
17:39So, hot sauce.
17:40Because he got hot sauce in his bag.
17:42Swag.
17:43So, I was like, okay, I have to add that in there.
17:45So cute.
17:46Can you add it in there?
17:46Of course.
17:47You show the next one.
17:48I love her.
17:48She added it in there for me.
17:50Also, I have to put a clapper.
17:52Because my babe is a director.
17:54He's a director.
17:55Yes.
17:56Wait, that's even cuter.
17:57And you didn't meet on set.
17:58We didn't meet on set.
17:59What a love story.
17:59He's directing one of my feature films.
18:00He's currently directing a project right now.
18:02He's also making a pilot.
18:03He's booked and busy.
18:04So, I'm like, I...
18:05You two are, like, literal gold.
18:07No, actually, we are.
18:08But we are.
18:09No, brag about it.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:10And so, I was like, I have to do this one.
18:12Like, he's such a director.
18:13So, we're at...
18:13Did he get on there?
18:15He got on there.
18:15Just about.
18:16Barely, huh?
18:17Barely.
18:18Okay, let's see.
18:19He's a director.
18:20How cute.
18:21And I love...
18:21You guys have your own little rom-com.
18:23All little rom-com.
18:23All my self-tapes.
18:25He directs me on all my self-tapes.
18:26He reads for me on all my self-tapes.
18:28He's, like, again, the director of my dreams.
18:31So...
18:32Director of your romance.
18:33Of my romance life.
18:34Yeah.
18:34Dude, oh, my God.
18:35Amazing.
18:35Cute.
18:35So, now, I also say...
18:37What else?
18:37Here, hold this.
18:39My next one is an iridescent smiley.
18:41Because he's always so smiley.
18:43And I'm a black cat, and he's a golden retriever.
18:45And guess what?
18:46What?
18:46Me, too.
18:47I can see that.
18:47I know.
18:48It's because she's a Scorpio, y'all.
18:49She's always a...
18:51And I feel like, same.
18:53Like, I'm a Cancer, but I'm still...
18:56I'm a dork, very much, you know.
18:57Keep this one under here, Savannah.
18:58Of course.
18:59Love that.
18:59Thank you, man.
18:59I do be a little witch sometimes, too.
19:02Reading that tarot.
19:03Crystals.
19:04Girl, I have a spiritual healer.
19:06We'll talk about this later.
19:07Because sometimes, in relationships, you also need to make sure you're spiritually healed.
19:10When you get in one, when you get one, make sure you guys are ready for that.
19:15Because, again, Valentine's Day is no joke.
19:17You got to make sure you have all the crocs, all the gibbets, everything ready for your significant other.
19:21Of course.
19:21They deserve this, okay?
19:23Now, my last one at home for my little babe, because he at home watching, is a sea turtle.
19:29Look at the eyes.
19:30Wait.
19:31Are you kidding me?
19:32The eye sparkles.
19:33I don't know if y'all can see that, but he also sparkles.
19:35But not only that, he looks like a little baby turtle.
19:38I don't know.
19:38I do pet names.
19:39That's what I'm using.
19:40Okay, love.
19:40I do pet names.
19:41I'll cradle him in his little chest.
19:44Yeah.
19:44Oh, you little turtle.
19:46Oh, you snap turtle.
19:47Yes.
19:48You get it.
19:49Sweetness.
19:50But you have to really be in love for that, y'all.
19:52You don't just do this for anybody.
19:54The people you buy crocs for is serious.
19:57You love them.
19:57And matching crocs.
19:58And matching.
19:59Let's talk about it.
20:00Matching crocs.
20:01Let's get into it.
20:01And then you have, like, similar gibbets.
20:03Yeah.
20:03But they're, like, customized for each person.
20:05What color crocs would you get your man, if you have one?
20:08I love a good white with white.
20:11And then you have black and white.
20:12Pink and white.
20:13I have a pink ones.
20:13Black ones.
20:14Do you have some blue ones, too, or is that not true?
20:16Blue ones.
20:16They have these baby blue ones that I want.
20:19Does it kind of look good?
20:19Yes!
20:20My phone case?
20:21She has a phone case with me.
20:22Shut up.
20:22This is actually my favorite thing.
20:24Hello?
20:25I love that girl.
20:26Hello?
20:26And it's so sturdy.
20:27I can literally just, like, grab this thing and, like,
20:30take it with me anywhere.
20:32I love that girl.
20:32And you got a gibbets here, too.
20:33These ones are crocheted.
20:34So artsy.
20:35Wait, that is cute.
20:36Right?
20:37Okay, viewers at home.
20:38We need you to comment down below and tell us which gibbets you
20:42use for your love letter.
20:43Just like we did, except this time, we will select a winner who will get free coins on
20:49the Real Short app.
20:50Here we go.
20:50Some incentive.
20:51So go ahead.
20:52Make a cute little love letter.
20:54Here are ours.
20:55Ours are real cute.
20:57That's right.
20:57Savannah's is better, guys.
20:58No, it only has too much of me.
21:00No, but it's so, like, copacetic, like, succinct.
21:04I feel like it just, it's really cute.
21:06Show your other ones, too.
21:07Everybody, oh, you want to see this one, too?
21:09This one's my dating profile.
21:10Tell us which one you like better.
21:11I know you guys are going to say Team Savannah.
21:13No, this one's pretty fire.
21:16The I Need Space.
21:17When you did that, when you did this, I said she ate that.
21:22You clear.
21:22Is it spicy?
21:23Hello?
21:23Speaking of spice, we're about to go ahead and go get some tacos and wrap this on up.
21:28But before we go, make sure to watch our show on the Real Short app.
21:31It is called Charmed to Meet You.
21:33Be on the lookout.
21:34Go find it on the Real Short app.
21:36It'll be there.
21:37Super duper cute.
21:38We play around with a lot of Crocs.
21:40And there's a lot of love.
21:42And maybe you'll see who Savannah finally chooses to be in love with.
21:46We'll see.
21:47We out of here, y'all.
21:48Secret is safe with us.
21:50See you later.
21:51See you later.
22:06Do you see these?
22:08I wonder what's inside these Real Talk lockers.
22:11Honestly, there's so many to choose from.
22:14And I think I'm going to go with the one right in the middle.
22:18Oh, gosh.
22:19I'm nervous.
22:28Lovely mints.
22:29Actually, these are good.
22:30I have a thing of these.
22:31They're pretty fire.
22:33But I was expecting more.
22:35Dang it.
22:36I'll come back.
22:40So, Savannah chose 36.
22:42Because she chose my favorite number, I had to choose my second favorite number.
22:4833.
22:49Oh, I'm scared.
22:50I'm scared.
22:51I don't want to get bumped, y'all.
22:53Please.
22:54Please.
22:55Leak.
22:56Stop.
22:56You're fine.
22:57What am I going to get?
22:58What am I going to get?
22:59What am I?
23:06Oh, my God.
23:08Is it makeup?
23:09You don't want to need some new makeup.
23:10What is it?
23:11Shut up.
23:12Wait.
23:13Wait.
23:13What is this?
23:14No, seriously.
23:15What is it?
23:17Wait.
23:18Is this a leaf?
23:19Stop being so cute.
23:20It's crazy maple.
23:21I was going to say Canada.
23:23Crazy maple.
23:24Oh, my God.
23:25So cute.
23:26Wait.
23:26I'm going to put this in my car.
23:28That's actually cute.
23:28Like, it could be one of those cute car hangers.
23:30This is going in my car, too.
23:31Thank you, real short.
23:33Oh, my God.
23:34So cute.
23:35You won.
23:35And I love gold.
23:36I won, boo.
23:37You won.
23:38You won, too.
23:39Valentine's Day.
23:40We both won.
23:41Happy Valentine's Day.
23:42Valentine's Day.
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