00:00Hey, honey, Odo has a shovel on his walk.
00:02Okay.
00:04Get the keys.
00:13Marisol, if you're reading this, don't worry.
00:16I haven't done anything stupid.
00:18It turns out having a big heart isn't as nice as it sounds.
00:22The doctors warned me it would get me in the end,
00:24so I planned ahead.
00:25That's all.
00:26The cat eats tuna twice a day
00:29and likes to do his business in private.
00:31Please respect that.
00:32I would like a funeral.
00:34But nothing overblown.
00:36Just a remembrance of some sort
00:39for those people who thought I pulled my weight.
00:42My lawyer will give you access to my bank accounts.
00:44I never wasted money on crap,
00:46so you'll have enough to get the children through school
00:49and do what you like with the rest.
00:51The house and everything in it is yours,
00:53so long as you promise never to sell it to those real estate bastards.
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