00:03What are the intrusive thoughts? I think I suffer from internalized anti-semitism.
00:09Wonderful. Go on. Do you think it could be like intergenerational trauma or? Yeah, sure. Now,
00:17let's talk meds. I'm feeling a little discouraged. Acting-wise, I ran into Bob
00:23Hemple at the gym and he didn't even recognize me. He has Alzheimer's, Diane. What?
00:31Mommy! Whoa! Do you babysit? Um... Your mom found a guy to help me with the girls.
00:36Oh no, that's a terrible idea. Would that be right for a patient? Yeah, you're functional.
00:48My wife's parents are in Poland. My parents are at a Hugh Jackman thing. That's why we're in crisis.
00:53Gotta be a little strict with them, my man. Yeah? Okay. I think E.T. is on Netflix.
01:00So, what were the kids like? Three girls. Are they obsessed with you? We should watch E.T.
01:05Dude, shut up! How'd they do? Good. I want mommy! He's our Manny. Ow! You prefer babysitter?
01:15Well, how old is this kid? 34. Wow, that makes it even weirder.
01:25You know what they say about singles? Don't get them.
01:30How are you doing? I haven't worked in ten years. I haven't had sex in five years.
01:36Do you know what a turkey neck is? The area where the tapes are must be dry and free of
01:40oil.
01:40Are you free of oil? I feel like I got it. Good, good, good, good.
01:44I wasn't recording it though. Can we do it one more time?
01:48I hate to tell you this, but I'm a minority. Never say that. Never ever.
01:56You don't have a partner, Sam? Not at the moment.
01:59It's kind of nice to be around.
02:05Do you think I'm anti-Semitic? I think you're an anxious Jew with mild OCD.
02:09Mild?
02:10Hm.
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