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Tears Contract Mever Provoke The Ceo's Wife
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00:00:07This is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:14You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, fears to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:21No.
00:00:22This is perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:26Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:33Um, Ms. Wilson, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:37And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:01Excuse me.
00:01:02Does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:14Oh.
00:01:16Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:22Let's move.
00:01:22If they find us.
00:01:23Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:30They're mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:51This is accomplished.
00:02:06she wants to go scuba diving i'll take her there might be a little oxygen malfunction
00:02:12she'll die doing what she loves no one will suspect a murder i'll even take care of her
00:02:18grandma too and everything is going to be mine it's just crazy about you man the mansion
00:02:24the porsche hey don't you feel anything for her yeah sure i do i just love money more can you
00:02:32blame
00:02:33me come on here to getting rich and not having to work for it my dream wedding is a complete
00:02:40sham
00:02:41he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me oh careful
00:02:53what is being pretty give you a pass on basic manners i'm sorry i'm a little busy having the
00:02:58worst day of my life
00:03:12another runaway bride classic
00:03:41why do i sound like a dude
00:03:46what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life five more minutes
00:03:52will you be meeting that dead grandma for real why couldn't you have done this sooner you'll
00:03:57save me a lot of time but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:03oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:10oh oh oh oh
00:04:12against yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:24what do you mean that my grandma said what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with you dude
00:04:29listen you can screw up and you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay away from
00:04:33my grandma you got it
00:04:37what the hell
00:04:38what the hell
00:04:41what the hell
00:04:45am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch
00:04:48why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:51oh my god oh my god
00:04:53this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real
00:04:56this isn't real this isn't real
00:05:05what i'm alive
00:05:07wait what what what's going on
00:05:10who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:12i was about to ask you the same thing
00:05:14what did you do
00:05:16you're that suicidal bride
00:05:18you're that jerk who crashed into me
00:05:20oh my god
00:05:21what did you do
00:05:23my identity's complicated
00:05:25if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:29excuse me i'm blair woods
00:05:31errands to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7 with a filthy stranger
00:05:34stranger
00:05:36fine
00:05:37let's get married
00:05:38what
00:05:38oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:40you were running from your wedding right
00:05:42okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind the wedding is back on
00:05:46no no no no no no no no
00:05:48he's trying to kill me absolutely
00:05:49NO
00:05:50you cannot do that
00:05:52FLIRK
00:05:53It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:58It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:02Fine, fine.
00:06:04But the second one's distracted getting divorced.
00:06:05Yo.
00:06:06I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:13What the hell?
00:06:15My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats, your doubts.
00:06:21Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me, they're too short?
00:06:28What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:34Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:36Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:39So, and you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:44I'm Beyonce.
00:06:45So, dream on, loser.
00:06:47What the fuck?
00:06:48Blair?
00:06:49I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:56Well, every case in men sucks.
00:06:59That's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:06We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:10We'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:14Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:22Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:24I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:27I'll grab my car.
00:07:28You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:33Screw it.
00:07:34Let's get married.
00:07:35Get ready to kneel.
00:07:36Kneel?
00:07:36Oh, yeah.
00:07:42Alright, 857.
00:07:46Alright, what's your name?
00:07:48Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:52Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:55Come here, I'm going to have to...
00:07:57What's your name?
00:07:58The Young Ball.
00:07:59The Young Ball.
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:05Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and...
00:08:08I'm not going to lie, this room might need to check open the neck up.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:14We're certain.
00:08:15Please process our application.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Please.
00:08:19Alright.
00:08:29Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:40You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:42It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:44Stop whining, though.
00:08:46Ugh.
00:08:48It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:50Stop whining, though.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:52My first wedding, I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:54Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:56Look at that.
00:08:58Liam Lowell?
00:08:59Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:01Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:04He does.
00:09:05Alright, then.
00:09:06In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:08Wonderful.
00:09:09Take that as a yes.
00:09:11Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:16No, we are not at the kissing party, though.
00:09:20Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:35Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:38Hey.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:43You may kiss the bride.
00:09:45You may kiss the bride.
00:09:49Hmm.
00:09:52Yep, no.
00:09:53I can't do it.
00:09:54Excuse me.
00:09:55I don't know, Michelle.
00:09:56It seems like you never get to kiss somebody like me an entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:01Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't...
00:10:10I know you only in my dream, too.
00:10:14You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know what passion is.
00:10:19I really am a good sister all night.
00:10:21Yeah.
00:10:21You're the son of a...
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:29I never pegged you for the, uh, Fosse sentimental type.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:34It was my foster mother's.
00:10:36It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:38Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:39This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:41No, we're married.
00:10:42It's yours now.
00:10:44Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:50Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53All right.
00:10:54Let's go home, husband.
00:11:01I remember the way.
00:11:03Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:18Oh, my God.
00:11:23What are you doing?
00:11:24I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally what normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:30Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:46So this is it?
00:11:48My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:54Was it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56Well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:58No, forever's not that long.
00:12:00You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow.
00:12:02Morbid.
00:12:03But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:07No, not an option.
00:12:08Look.
00:12:09If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:14Bye.
00:12:16Softly little princess, you don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:24You're afraid of what I might do.
00:12:28What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:31Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:45Like what things?
00:12:46Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55I'm sorry.
00:12:56Oh, what?
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:02I'm sorry.
00:13:04A what?
00:13:07I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:13Fast.
00:13:20Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:23My item is classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:26Okay, wait, just please don't come to me.
00:13:27I'll stay quick, I swear.
00:13:28Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:44Exactly.
00:13:45That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:48And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:53I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:58Go wash up.
00:13:59It's almost that time.
00:14:01But there's only one bed.
00:14:10No, no, no.
00:14:12It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:14This is my bed.
00:14:15Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:17I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:21Are you really a lady?
00:14:22I don't care.
00:14:23I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Well, didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:29And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:32Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:35No fire business.
00:14:37Close the door.
00:14:48I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:56Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:15:00Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:24Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:25Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:27If this sketchy soap comes near a nat face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:32I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight from the toilet.
00:15:35Got it?
00:15:37Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:53Shit.
00:15:54No.
00:15:55God, this woman is terrifying.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:16:09Trust process.
00:16:12Hey.
00:16:14Don't move.
00:16:15You're a good girl.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:41Slay.
00:16:43Mom?
00:16:45Mom?
00:16:46Yes, your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:50Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:54This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:57Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:01I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:08My treat.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:20All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:31I hate it.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:40Wait.
00:17:42You're going to put that on you?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:46I'm here.
00:17:52Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:18:00You can rinse it off when you shower.
00:18:01Oh, a shower?
00:18:22All right.
00:18:23No peeking.
00:18:24Yeah, trust me.
00:18:25Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:27Ouch.
00:18:28Really much?
00:18:29Okay, watch it.
00:18:30Careful.
00:18:31Careful.
00:18:51So many names we're even.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:54Um, yeah.
00:18:55Whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:19:03Yo, man.
00:19:04You've been straight-up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:08Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:10Let me guess.
00:19:11You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:16Figures.
00:19:17You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:25Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:30So, your boy's outside, and he said something about the mission.
00:19:32What?
00:19:32What the hell?
00:19:33Did you agree?
00:19:34Well, you told me that we're home, so I haven't moved.
00:19:42Wait, hold on.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:44What is your problem?
00:19:45At least on some underwear.
00:19:57Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:59I...
00:20:03Am I interrupting something?
00:20:07What?
00:20:10He...
00:20:20So, is this my husband?
00:20:25Uh...
00:20:26I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:29Since when?
00:20:32The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my wife, and, uh, just reclicked
00:20:40instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:44No problem.
00:20:45Wow.
00:20:46You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:49But, you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:52Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:54I am straight.
00:20:55So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:03I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:11She's as hexter as you are.
00:21:13Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:16This is real talk.
00:21:18Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:19She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:23Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:27out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:31Get to the point.
00:21:32Skip the filler.
00:21:34Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:42I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:47Yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:49Problem?
00:21:50Wow.
00:21:51She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest hit.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:59Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:01We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:02Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:07You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:15Your wife or your life.
00:22:18Make your choice.
00:22:23Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:24We'll take the job.
00:22:25That's the spirit.
00:22:29Good luck to you, true lovebirds.
00:22:35Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:39No, relax.
00:22:40I'll handle it.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:50Blair Woods.
00:22:51You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:57You're so good.
00:23:04Well?
00:23:06Care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:10I'm all in.
00:23:12Rough.
00:23:13What's the feeling?
00:23:16Well?
00:23:17Care to explain yourself?
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:22I'm all in.
00:23:24Rough.
00:23:24What's the feeling?
00:23:28Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement.
00:23:31And now you're married to this rando?
00:23:34Not on my watch.
00:23:37Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:39No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please, please, we truly, truly love each other.
00:23:49Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:53Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:58Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:08We don't need a pocket change.
00:24:11We don't need a pocket change.
00:24:14But fine.
00:24:16If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:36What do you know about my migraines?
00:24:39Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:43They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:45I thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:48No.
00:24:49Just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:58Lee did was asked me for my money.
00:25:00I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:05My bad, Grandma.
00:25:06But it's over.
00:25:07From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:12Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:14A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:15And even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:17you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:22I could be in London.
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:27if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:32you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:43Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:01Game time.
00:26:03Target's been spotted.
00:26:12Where is he?
00:26:13Why is it taking him so long?
00:26:17Oh, my God, Leon.
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:20What happened?
00:26:23Here, let out.
00:26:25No, no, no.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:27Stay with me.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:29Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:30Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:33I can't find the damn wound.
00:26:35I can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it.
00:26:37We're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:40That's it.
00:26:41We're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole.
00:26:45I'll pass the wound myself.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:50Okay.
00:27:00Liam, what day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Flat twist.
00:27:10So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:15Sorry, babe.
00:27:23Okay.
00:27:24Here.
00:27:24Breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:30I'll help you do it through cramps.
00:27:33Are you holding my hand?
00:27:34Shh.
00:27:36Science.
00:27:37A study show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:41Even for fake couples?
00:27:46A study show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:50Even for fake couples?
00:27:52You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:54And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:56It's not fake news.
00:27:58It's not fake news.
00:28:01So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:07I actually do feel less sexed.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:16Yeah, I know.
00:28:16Your endurance sucks.
00:28:18But I sure don't miss you nearly took me out.
00:28:21Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:27Why do you do it?
00:28:28Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:29The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:31Just seems like dangerous to if.
00:28:35For my foster mom.
00:28:37Is it her?
00:28:39Is it her?
00:28:44Well, she looks really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:51She taught me how to survive.
00:28:54Hmm.
00:28:56So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:04I'll help you.
00:29:05Is the evaluation get your spot back?
00:29:07No.
00:29:08Absolutely not.
00:29:09End of discussion.
00:29:12But, no.
00:29:13No, absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:15You're not doing it.
00:29:16I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:20Well, besides me, who else is going to help you?
00:29:23The body's yours.
00:29:24The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:27Like, teacher, you're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:30I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:35Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:40What?
00:29:40You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:44No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:46I want three favors from you.
00:29:48Non-negotiable.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:59What the hell just happened?
00:30:01Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:07All right.
00:30:08Get it together, Liam.
00:30:09It was just a kiss.
00:30:21Oh, God.
00:30:22What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:26Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:29Wait.
00:30:30Do I...
00:30:31like him?
00:30:36Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:44For a second, I was thinking you were promoting me to my future husband.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:47Enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:49It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:59This is the whole point.
00:31:00That's just the table of contents.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:03So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back at it?
00:31:1349?
00:31:1650?
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18Keep going.
00:31:19Don't slow down.
00:31:20This plan isn't humane.
00:31:22That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:29Oh, damn.
00:31:31My body's kind of hot.
00:31:37Oh, damn.
00:31:38My body's kind of hot.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41Hands to yourself.
00:31:42That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:45Ugh.
00:31:47Baby, I need you back, I do.
00:31:51You know your body needs me too.
00:31:55What are you doing now?
00:31:58Come through.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:06Well, let me switch back.
00:32:07I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:10Kissing myself.
00:32:11A memoir.
00:32:12Don't you dare.
00:32:13Oh, God.
00:32:13Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:14The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:15But that's even worse.
00:32:19Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:22Oh, let me guess.
00:32:23Uh, rare jewelry.
00:32:25Patient artifacts.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:28Uh, limited edition hair vest.
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:37Impressive, right?
00:32:38Is it what you call babies?
00:32:40God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44No, just pick one for me.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:51You're my wife now.
00:32:53I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:58Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:07How about this one?
00:33:09Not bad.
00:33:10It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:13But it's both action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:22This is fun.
00:33:42And raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:52Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:54Are you listening?
00:34:00Are you even listening, Jay?
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:02Please.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson one.
00:34:08Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11I'm just not alone.
00:34:14Just...
00:34:19Wait.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:22That's Tasha.
00:34:23Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:25Oh, that is wild.
00:34:27What are the odds?
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:38Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:41Oh, no, you're not.
00:34:47Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:52So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:55I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:03What?
00:35:04Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash route?
00:35:08Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:15I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:21Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:26Do it for our baby.
00:35:28We need her money.
00:35:35I did everything for her.
00:35:43I gave her everything.
00:35:45When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:48Me.
00:35:52And now she has the nerve to play Disney face with me.
00:35:56Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:59If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:02I know.
00:36:03You know what?
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:06I should have.
00:36:07They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:13They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off fancy.
00:36:21And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:31Fine.
00:36:33You want to play?
00:36:35Let's play.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:42I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with fun.
00:36:46Well, and I suck at being a secret agent.
00:36:48But you still owe me two favors, remember?
00:36:50Wow.
00:36:51Okay.
00:36:51So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:54Let's go.
00:36:55Dear husband.
00:37:16Where?
00:37:18I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:23I messed up.
00:37:24And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:26But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:30And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with
00:37:38me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Pass.
00:37:49You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:53We're best friends.
00:37:54Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:03That's new.
00:38:05Don't be like that.
00:38:07You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair just spills you.
00:38:14I have some self-respect.
00:38:16And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:18I'm her husband.
00:38:20What?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:23Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:27Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:34Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:36Okay, so then what's this little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out of all this?
00:38:42What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:45Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful for one girl's feet.
00:38:53Absolutely shameless.
00:38:55I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:57Or a guy.
00:38:59Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me, and I just wanted you to give us another chance.
00:39:06What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:09You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you.
00:39:19Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:20You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:26Are you insane?
00:39:28You...
00:39:29You're making things up!
00:39:31Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:34Everyone, air drops on.
00:39:36Just let me get the water.
00:39:47You bitch!
00:39:48You spied on me!
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:53Ow.
00:39:53You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:56Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:57You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:59Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:01Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:03If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:17Please.
00:40:27Did you see this face?
00:40:29This is so exciting.
00:40:31Wait, how did you get this face?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:33In my line of work, I pick up a few hot concerns.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:39I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:47Dammit!
00:40:49Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:52Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:55I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:41:05Oh, shit.
00:41:07Can you help me with this?
00:41:15Hello?
00:41:17Miss Wood, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:20Something's gone down.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:27Bye.
00:41:29Jesus, come on.
00:41:37Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:41Hey, besties.
00:41:41Today, we're confronting this woods company face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:50This.
00:41:51This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:59There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this type.
00:42:01You're all saying this, right?
00:42:03Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:05Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:07Fine.
00:42:08If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:11And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:15Oh, yeah.
00:42:17Go on.
00:42:17Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:28Let me guess.
00:42:30You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:34How the hell does she know?
00:42:37Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:39I want results in an hour.
00:42:41What?
00:42:41No.
00:42:42I would never do something like this.
00:42:44Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:48I...
00:42:48I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:54Wait.
00:43:00You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:05Nice smile.
00:43:06That face rash is makeup.
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:10You're serious?
00:43:12Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:14Congratulations.
00:43:15Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:17The security!
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:19I'm so sorry.
00:43:20I didn't mean to.
00:43:21Look at this thing.
00:43:22No.
00:43:23Let go of me.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26No, no, no, no.
00:43:35I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:39I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:43No clearance, no invite.
00:43:45It's weird, right?
00:43:46You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:53You clean that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:56Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:58Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:44:00That is not a rookie move.
00:44:03I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind him.
00:44:06I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind him.
00:44:08You got proof?
00:44:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:13You better watch your backs.
00:44:14I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:26We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:29Quit patting.
00:44:30Grab your jacket.
00:44:31We're going out.
00:44:39This place is nice.
00:44:41No, you're not here to party.
00:44:43Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:49You see that bartender over there?
00:44:52He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:54She hands out the assignments.
00:44:55Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:56Oh, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so...
00:45:00You'll have to go alone.
00:45:03And, just a heads up,
00:45:05Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:10Of course she's...
00:45:11You really have broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:13Relax.
00:45:14Never even touched you.
00:45:16You're so messy.
00:45:20Messy.
00:45:42Hey, Brady.
00:45:43You alone?
00:45:45Let me get you a drink.
00:45:49Hey, where are you going, sweetheart?
00:45:51Let's have a little phone.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:55Come on.
00:45:55Just relax, though.
00:45:56It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:59Oh, now I hear you.
00:46:00You see me?
00:46:01Back off.
00:46:01Oh, my God.
00:46:02Take a seat.
00:46:05Do you want to play rock, you little bitch?
00:46:18Okay, look.
00:46:19You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:24And I'm giving you one.
00:46:27After we handle more pressing matters,
00:46:31You've got all night, baby.
00:46:34Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:36Men are full of shit.
00:46:38Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:42Let me guess.
00:46:43This is about her.
00:46:45What?
00:46:48Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months,
00:46:53And you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:57Excuse me.
00:46:58That is not that girl.
00:46:59That is my wife.
00:47:00You gave her this?
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:03Obviously.
00:47:05She's a nobody.
00:47:08She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:16An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:21You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:28This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:30There's no room for any mistakes.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34Well, save your concern.
00:47:45Chief, are you sure Nightcock is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married, Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise everything.
00:47:59Even better.
00:48:01That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:08Or breaks.
00:48:14You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:16You're asking for it.
00:48:17Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:26The Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:30It's you.
00:48:30My God.
00:48:31Are you dead?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Mr. Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know.
00:48:35I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:38You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:44Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:51Are you okay?
00:49:00I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:07I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:11It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:24From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:42If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:45What?
00:49:46Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I...
00:49:48You're in my body.
00:49:50I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:52Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:56No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:50:00I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:06But we...
00:50:08Technically, we're already married, so...
00:50:11You could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14We'll take care of you.
00:50:17It's not my way of living.
00:50:19Besides, for my wife, I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:36Uh...
00:50:36Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:40But, um...
00:50:41I don't know.
00:50:42I can get used to it.
00:50:44I just have to learn how to be standing up.
00:50:49Well, if you're around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:56And then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex.
00:51:00As a man.
00:51:02Okay.
00:51:03Um...
00:51:03No, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:05I'll figure it out.
00:51:06Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:10I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:13Okay, shut up.
00:51:16Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:18Find out who our next target is.
00:51:22Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:27Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:29I am not an international spy.
00:51:32This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:35No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:39We call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan.
00:51:52Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Check.
00:52:06Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:14Fine.
00:52:16Hey, let's play dirty.
00:52:18I'll play dirty.
00:52:19What's your plan?
00:52:20So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:22Um, yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:28And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:31Done.
00:52:32Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:35Bastard.
00:52:39Looks like your email's working.
00:52:41Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:45Nice.
00:52:48Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:50Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:53Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer.
00:52:57Bye, TJ.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines shrugged.
00:53:03Now!
00:53:04Let's be real.
00:53:05Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:09Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:11Set down now.
00:53:12Or, I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:16Set down?
00:53:17Set down?
00:53:19I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:21You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:23Are you sure about that?
00:53:25Blair.
00:53:26You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:30Is this your company?
00:53:32Security?
00:53:34What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove that.
00:53:37Are you deaf?
00:53:38Remove that.
00:53:40Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:41We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:44What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:48Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:49We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:50We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:54Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:01Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:05making her the majority shareholder
00:54:08and as such, the chairwoman
00:54:10has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson,
00:54:15Tasha Blake,
00:54:17you are fired.
00:54:19No, no, no, no.
00:54:20You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:23You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:25Buddy, take a long, hard living room
00:54:28if you even have one.
00:54:29This company,
00:54:31my wife built it
00:54:33and she gave it to you
00:54:34and now she's taken it back.
00:54:35So, you got a problem?
00:54:36Oh, and one more thing,
00:54:37we know about the little influencer.
00:54:39We've already filed a suit
00:54:40for credit to a competition,
00:54:41so get ready to be served.
00:54:43Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here
00:54:48and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:51Can't I have one damn thing
00:54:53without you stealing it, too?
00:54:55No!
00:54:57No!
00:55:00No!
00:55:04No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:09Somebody call an ambulance!
00:55:11I think you will see me
00:55:12as long as you're safe.
00:55:25Raven, I want the best person
00:55:26you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if he has a dragon brain.
00:55:34If he dies,
00:55:36I will make sure
00:55:37that you go down with him.
00:55:42Ten years retired.
00:55:44I didn't expect
00:55:45to be pulled out of bed
00:55:46for your gunpoint
00:55:47and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:50Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:52Ten minutes later,
00:55:53he'd be gone.
00:55:56Come on, doc.
00:55:57Let's do this to love
00:55:58with some privacy.
00:56:10Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:15I mean, what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:44I can't do it.
00:56:45Yeah, yeah.
00:56:45But now, don't look like this.
00:56:47Little features are necessary.
00:57:03didn't accept it.
00:57:06no way
00:57:08we switched back
00:57:12no way
00:57:14we switched back
00:57:16Liam
00:57:17Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:19we switched back
00:57:31you haven't brushed my teeth
00:57:33or anything
00:57:34I don't fucking care
00:57:36waited too long
00:57:41it's gone, everything's gone
00:57:43you have to help me
00:57:44pathetic, you've got some nerve
00:57:47calling me
00:57:48Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:50this is on you
00:57:51so, if you want a little secret going public
00:57:55I suggest you help me
00:57:56fine, one last shot
00:57:59I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:01this time, for good
00:58:08how are you feeling?
00:58:12do you want something?
00:58:15do you need something?
00:58:17didn't she say
00:58:18old man's helps with pain?
00:58:20didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:22yeah, well I did some research
00:58:23it turns out
00:58:25if you're somebody you love
00:58:26it actually works
00:58:29yeah, well I did some research
00:58:31it turns out
00:58:33if you're somebody you love
00:58:34it actually works
00:58:39okay, well
00:58:40since you're so
00:58:42into me
00:58:43I guess you can stay my husband
00:58:48for a little longer
00:58:57you know, I never thought
00:58:58that I'd fall in love
00:58:59with somebody who can
00:59:01I mean, this whole
00:59:03body switch nonsense
00:59:04happened
00:59:07I'm gonna switch back
00:59:10I guess prayers really do work
00:59:16um, I'm gonna
00:59:17get some water
00:59:28wow
00:59:28the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:31taking a knife for a woman
00:59:32it's romantic enough
00:59:34to make me cry
00:59:36almost
00:59:37can you not
00:59:39what do you want?
00:59:40has it ever occurred to you
00:59:42what's going to happen
00:59:42when your cover gets blown?
00:59:44you get one life, Liam
00:59:45how many times
00:59:46are you gonna throw it
00:59:47in front of hers?
00:59:48he's right
00:59:50as long as she's with me
00:59:51she'll always be in danger
00:59:53what the hell do I do?
01:00:04you know, I do have to
01:00:05break up this little soap opera
01:00:06but you do realize
01:00:07that there is a third reel here, right?
01:00:09um, I'm gonna just
01:00:11you guys talk
01:00:19what?
01:00:21spit it out
01:00:22just a heads up, Liam
01:00:23you blew up the mission
01:00:25you pissed off the client
01:00:26Gloria's not exactly
01:00:28pleased with you
01:00:30I'm just saying
01:00:33watch your back
01:00:35understood
01:00:36but no one's touching Blair
01:00:38not now, not ever
01:00:49all this fast
01:00:50for a girl
01:00:54you know what's funny
01:00:55you raise a little bird
01:00:57long enough
01:00:57they start to think
01:00:59that they can fly
01:01:00all on their own
01:01:02I'm sorry, Liam
01:01:03save it
01:01:05go take your punishment
01:01:12this Blair Woods
01:01:14has to die
01:01:23hey, clean
01:01:24what are you doing tonight?
01:01:25wanna have some fun?
01:01:28okay, cool
01:01:31Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:33and finally relax a bit
01:01:35I'm not going
01:01:38figures
01:01:40guess you only suck around
01:01:41because of the body swap
01:01:43real husband material, huh?
01:01:46we should probably finalize
01:01:47the divorce
01:01:51what are you talking about?
01:01:54that was the deal, right?
01:01:57once we switch back
01:01:58we call it
01:02:01fine
01:02:05it's not like I'm
01:02:06desperate to stay married
01:02:19to you anyways
01:02:20cheers
01:02:22you've been married
01:02:23for how long now?
01:02:25and we've never even seen
01:02:26your husband
01:02:26come on
01:02:29bring him out tonight
01:02:30no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:32we're gonna get divorced
01:02:34yeah, but you still like him though
01:02:37I mean
01:02:39I
01:02:39then go for it
01:02:41playing it safe
01:02:43is never your style
01:02:46wait, no girl
01:02:47you are wasted
01:02:49I'm calling a cab
01:02:51no
01:02:51no, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:54please
01:02:55you can go out
01:02:56whenever you want
01:02:57it's not like your husband
01:02:58is gonna stop you
01:02:59you don't have to say it
01:03:00like that
01:03:04oh my god
01:03:06who is this hottie?
01:03:22oh my god
01:03:24who is that hottie?
01:03:26how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28where?
01:03:29who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband
01:03:33nice to meet you
01:03:35damn, Blair
01:03:36where did you find him?
01:03:37he looks like he walked off
01:03:38a seat to cover
01:03:39yeah, I
01:03:40literally bumped into him
01:03:42on the street
01:03:43seriously?
01:03:44damn, girl
01:03:45you are so lucky
01:03:46what does he do?
01:03:49um
01:03:51he's
01:03:51a model
01:03:52yeah
01:03:53he's a model
01:03:54I knew it
01:03:55come on
01:03:57show us some photos
01:03:58no, no
01:03:59another time
01:04:00I promise
01:04:00but tonight
01:04:01I'm going to steal my wife
01:04:02away from me
01:04:02because she's a little drunk
01:04:03what?
01:04:04no
01:04:06bye Blair
01:04:07come back soon
01:04:13jeez, okay
01:04:14slow down
01:04:15no, you're going too fast
01:04:18you really are
01:04:18you really are lightly
01:04:19huh?
01:04:19yeah, um
01:04:22thanks though
01:04:24thanks for what?
01:04:25for picking me up
01:04:26even though you ignored my calls
01:04:29asshole
01:04:29well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:36okay
01:04:36okay
01:04:37just breathe
01:04:39yeah
01:04:40and we'll put you right here
01:04:43well
01:04:46you okay?
01:04:48thanks
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:51wait here
01:04:53ew
01:04:53ew
01:05:08what the hell
01:05:11if you scream
01:05:12I'll kill you
01:05:21Claire?
01:05:23Claire?
01:05:25Claire?
01:05:28Claire?
01:05:32shhh
01:05:33shhh
01:05:34shhh
01:05:47Oh, well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:55Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:58I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look, I hate.
01:06:04That look, it makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:07Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:10Well, you are just a parasite living off of one of the success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:17Cute. Very cute. Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:20You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:24You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:30Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:35I don't even want you dead. Someone else does.
01:06:39You made enemies, babe. Big ones.
01:06:45Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:48Use every connection you have. No screw-ups.
01:06:53But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you
01:06:59dead.
01:07:02In your dreams, loser.
01:07:05You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:11The jam. Perfect. The jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:18Try not twice in a row.
01:07:28Hey, Blair.
01:07:37Are you okay?
01:07:39You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:47You okay?
01:07:48You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:52I was scared.
01:07:53Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:56But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:58I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:02How the hell did you find us?
01:08:14My turn.
01:08:19Who sent you?
01:08:20I!
01:08:22You were in way over your head.
01:08:30Oh, fine.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:35It was the agency.
01:08:38You know?
01:08:38The one who sent the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:42And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:45What?
01:08:49What?
01:08:53Stay behind me.
01:09:05Hi, Liam.
01:09:07Still sharp.
01:09:08Just as I trained you.
01:09:18Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:20Still didn't have to run his mouth.
01:09:23Aesthetic.
01:09:24Mom?
01:09:25Gloria?
01:09:27Long time may see you, Blair.
01:09:32You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:35Trust me.
01:09:36That is not a compliment.
01:09:40My father.
01:09:42Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria.
01:09:45Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:48And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:55Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:59Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:02She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:06But don't worry.
01:10:07I killed your father.
01:10:09She'll think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:11And then little old witch is next.
01:10:14Do you mean that my father's death wasn't your accident?
01:10:18No.
01:10:19No.
01:10:21He got in my way.
01:10:23You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:31And you, Liam.
01:10:34Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:47So you're cheating her over me?
01:10:51I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:54Not even you.
01:10:56Fine.
01:10:57Then you will die with her.
01:11:19What's happening?
01:11:20Poison gas.
01:11:22Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:27What's happening?
01:11:28Poison gas.
01:11:29Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:32You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:34And you're still standing.
01:11:36That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:39However, there must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:43But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:45I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:53You really are my finest creation.
01:11:56Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:58I don't care.
01:12:00I'm rewarded with mine.
01:12:02And it won't crash anywhere if it gets in my way.
01:12:05But I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:07If you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:29Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:37She never stopped loving you.
01:12:38You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:39You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:42twice.
01:12:43After we finish him.
01:12:45You are next.
01:12:49After we finish him, you are next.
01:12:52What is it?
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:55Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender!
01:12:58Hands up in the air!
01:13:00Turn around slowly!
01:13:01Don't reach for anything!
01:13:03Drop the weapon now!
01:13:06At the top of your head!
01:13:09That movie!
01:13:10Don't resist, lady!
01:13:11Turn around!
01:13:12She's reaching herself, okay?
01:13:14Get back!
01:13:16When you stop, I swear I will kill them both!
01:13:19Glory!
01:13:21Stop!
01:13:22Your brother!
01:13:23He died trying to save you!
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:27Gloria, no!
01:13:29He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:32$10 million just to keep you safe!
01:13:36He pushed you away just to protect you
01:13:40and even when you were gone,
01:13:43he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:48You're lying!
01:13:50You're just saying this is trying to save her!
01:13:53I'm not falling for it!
01:13:56Enough!
01:14:01This...
01:14:02Ben's here!
01:14:06You're under arrest!
01:14:07Put your hands behind her!
01:14:08No!
01:14:08No!
01:14:08Get off of me!
01:14:09Stop it!
01:14:10Who are you?
01:14:11Get the hell off of me!
01:14:12Who do you?
01:14:14Get the hell off of me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:16You okay?
01:14:27Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:32Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:37Hey!
01:14:40How did you find her?
01:14:42You're good people.
01:14:44Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:47I'm just checking his top tier.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:54Aren't you angry?
01:14:59I was.
01:15:02But, um...
01:15:03No, no.
01:15:04No, I just...
01:15:05It isn't done.
01:15:07Carrie.
01:15:12From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:20Wow.
01:15:22Okay, just eat it.
01:15:25I made it with love.
01:15:27Okay, so, uh...
01:15:28Forks are actually kind of a challenge to me right now.
01:15:32Oh.
01:15:33Okay, so...
01:15:34What I'm hearing is...
01:15:35You want me to feed you.
01:15:38Okay?
01:15:43You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:48You.
01:16:00Blair Woods?
01:16:04Can you marry me?
01:16:06Again?
01:16:08With real this thing?
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:17Bye.
01:16:18Bye.
01:16:20Bye.
01:16:21Bye.
01:16:23Bye.
01:16:24Bye.
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