00:01It's Killer Kelly!
00:05One half of MKUltro's from TNA! They've just pre-bamped again!
00:10Killer Kelly is in the house!
00:12Big deal that Killer Kelly's here!
00:17Former Impact Tag Champions!
00:21Now here in Gatineau, Quebec, Canada!
00:23I can almost guarantee she's never been here before!
00:26Never before!
00:27I mean...
00:29She spends most of her time in Europe, right?
00:31It is true!
00:32Originally from Spain, I believe!
00:34A big deal that she's here!
00:38Who do you have going up against her?
00:40Oh, that's the real question, right?
00:42Portugal! She's from Portugal! My apologies!
00:49Killer Kelly in the house for your main event!
00:58She's going after the ref!
01:01Uh...
01:02Serge is a taken man! Stay away, Killer Kelly!
01:06Also, Killer Kelly, her name is fitting because she is a mixed martial arts trained!
01:11She can kill you!
01:12She is a killer!
01:12Oh, who's up next?
01:14Who is this going to be?
01:15Who is this going to be?
01:17Oh, yeah!
01:21It's...
01:22What?
01:23Chris Statlander!
01:25Stat is here!
01:27Here we go!
01:30Now we're talking!
01:32Hello AEW co-worker!
01:34Give us here!
01:37Woo!
01:45I have to...
01:46They have to have wrestled me before!
01:48Oh, for sure!
01:49I am!
01:54Oh, yeah!
02:04We are fixing our camera here.
02:05Don't worry about it.
02:06This is a one-on-one mash-up.
02:09First, she's your girlfriend's favorite wrestler.
02:13Is that true?
02:15Yeah!
02:17We were a wife.
02:19Close enough.
02:22Okay, I don't know what they're going for right here.
02:26And she really, really hates dodgeball.
02:33Boo!
02:35The movie or the game?
02:37Boo!
02:39If she's a fan of the movie, we've got problems.
02:46I'll be right back.
02:47I must attend to my camera real quick.
02:52And her opponent, from the movie, Dodgeball.
02:58Okay.
02:59One good man played by Ben Stiller.
03:04Played by Chris Stadelander!
03:14Chris Stadelander vs. Kelly Kelly, your main event of the evening.
03:23I know, I know.
03:27You're here for that.
03:28I just shaved my beard, guys.
03:30I had a beard up until this morning.
03:32Really?
03:33I did.
03:33Wow.
03:34You grow it quick, though.
03:35It sucks.
03:37It's had a good three-week beard going, which is a normal man's, like, three-month beard.
03:48Okay, we got an odd strategy here, but...
04:01Not quite sure what's going on with our camera here, but don't worry about it.
04:04At least we have the action for you.
04:06She is going for the single leg.
04:08Did not get it.
04:11Uh-oh.
04:12She got the wrist, though.
04:12Got the wrist control.
04:13Chris Stadelander vs. Kelly Kelly right now.
04:15Uh-oh.
04:16Chris showing that strength.
04:21I'd have to think she is one of the strongest competitors that we have in professional wrestling.
04:28For sure.
04:35Extremely athletic, too.
04:37Uh-oh.
04:38Is she going to be able to get her?
04:39What's she going for?
04:41Uh-oh.
04:42All right.
04:46All right.
04:46All right.
04:49Big arm ringer here.
04:51What is she going for?
04:53Trying to break that grip.
04:54She did it.
04:55A wrist lock of her own here, Killer Kelly.
05:00Uh-oh.
05:01There's that athleticism.
05:07Oh, is she going to be able to break it?
05:09Uh-oh.
05:10She's going for the reversal.
05:11Oh, headbutt.
05:14Headbutt to the wrist.
05:14I like that.
05:15Might be stealing it.
05:16And we are back.
05:18Made famous by Samojo, by the way.
05:20The headbutt to the wrist.
05:21Whoa!
05:22A bunch of cartwheels.
05:24I can't do that.
05:25I've never been able to do a cartwheel.
05:29This is a lot of...
05:31I can definitely fall.
05:32I would be so dizzy.
05:35I would be so incredibly dizzy.
05:38Uh-oh.
05:39Oh, she just fell.
05:41She is dizzy.
05:41She might have overdone it.
05:44She may have overdone it.
05:45Arm drag.
05:46Arm drag.
05:48Going for that wrist.
05:50Oh, hey, whoa.
05:51Okay, she licked her arm.
05:53Okay.
05:54Okay.
05:54I don't know how effective that is, but I respect it.
05:58Her name is Killer Kelly.
05:59She has a mean streak.
06:02Another arm drag.
06:04Will she...
06:04I don't...
06:05Nope.
06:06Yeah, not an arm licker.
06:08Oh, she's going to bite her.
06:09Okay.
06:12Wow.
06:14Oh, off the ropes here from Chris Dantlander.
06:16Big tackle.
06:17There it is.
06:18More than a woman.
06:19There's that power we're talking about.
06:27Picking up.
06:28Oh.
06:28Uh-oh.
06:28We got a body slam.
06:29Do you not know the body slam?
06:31Reserved for one man and one man only.
06:32Oh, we got a cravat.
06:33Cravat blocked the knee.
06:35Uh-oh.
06:35Pick up.
06:36Chris Dantlander so strong.
06:38Here's a head mare.
06:40Into a crucifix pin.
06:42One.
06:42This could be it.
06:43No.
06:45Right back to the cravat.
06:46Oh, we got a knee.
06:48We got another knee.
06:49Oh, wow.
06:53Off the ropes.
06:54Oh, Marafuji.
06:54Doubles back.
06:55Oh, big boot.
06:56Bicycle kick.
06:57Woo.
07:00Going for the pin this early on.
07:03Do you know Chris Dantlander, formerly an alien?
07:06Right?
07:07Is she not an alien?
07:07I don't think so.
07:08I think she got her citizenship, and that would make her an Earthling now.
07:12A citizen of the Earth.
07:13A citizen of the Earth, Chris Dantlander, as she likes to be known.
07:18Off the ropes.
07:19Into the corner.
07:21Up and over by Chris Dantlander.
07:25Picks her up.
07:26Big body slam.
07:27Body slam.
07:28There it is.
07:31This crowd loves their body slams.
07:34They really do.
07:35They do.
07:35They really do.
07:36Every other move can suck it.
07:39Uh-oh.
07:40What's Killer Kelly going for?
07:42Uh-oh.
07:43Oh, she's chomping her butt.
07:44Ah, she's biting her butt.
07:46Uh-oh.
07:48Went for the German.
07:50Not there.
07:51Tripped.
07:52Tripped, sir.
07:53Oh.
07:53We got a PK kick.
07:55PK kick across the chin.
07:57Here we go.
07:58Big, deep cover.
07:59Boom.
07:59There's a big kick out.
08:01You know, Chris Dantlander's got those Steve Austin knees, if you know what I'm talking
08:06about.
08:06Huge Austin fan.
08:08Boom.
08:09Two.
08:10Three.
08:11Mounting some punches on Chris Dantlander.
08:14I used to wear those.
08:16Really?
08:16Yeah.
08:17That sounds horrendous.
08:18It's awful.
08:20I've been very lucky, knock on wood, no knee issues from pro wrestling.
08:26Every other issue known to man, though.
08:28I got everything else.
08:31Dantlander!
08:32Dantlander!
08:33Dantlander!
08:34Dantlander!
08:35The crowd's behind the former alien.
08:40Uh-oh.
08:42Oh.
08:43Oh, slapping her.
08:43Well, you did say you hated dodgeball.
08:46Slapping her a second time.
08:48We've established that.
08:50Uh-oh.
08:50Chris does not look like she's fazed.
08:58We got some big Killer Kelly fans here.
09:01We got a big clothesline.
09:03Big clothesline.
09:04Another big clothesline.
09:06Racket shop.
09:07There's a third one.
09:09Chris trying to come back with, what is this?
09:13A big running corner European.
09:15Uh-oh.
09:17We got that knee.
09:20What could this be?
09:22Oh!
09:23She clapped them cheeks.
09:26One, two.
09:28That's a finishing maneuver here in Gatineau, but not today.
09:32What?
09:33Okay, here, what are we?
09:34Oh, we're going for a high kick.
09:35Going for a head kick.
09:36Oh!
09:37Cross chop.
09:38This could be a big exploder.
09:42You call them T-Bones?
09:43You call them Exploders?
09:45I used to call it a T-Bone, and then it's just easier to say Exploder now.
09:49I'm pretty certain Taz gave me trouble once for calling it a T-Bone.
09:53I asked Taz once if I could use the T-Bone.
09:55Yeah.
09:56He laughed at me, ate some of his lunch, and then walked back up to me 45 minutes later
10:01and asked me if I can get you a bridge.
10:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:07He also did not give me the move.
10:09Yes.
10:10You don't see Butch throwing out T-Bones.
10:12So I threw out a T-Bone, and then he told me afterwards to never do it again.
10:15That's his move.
10:17He's been retired for a while.
10:19Yes.
10:19Oh!
10:20Chris Taylor, go to the back.
10:22What is she going to do?
10:24What?
10:27Uh-oh.
10:28Oh!
10:29Not only did she come back with a ball, she came back with a super dodgeball.
10:33That is a huge ball, my friends.
10:35That is a huge ball.
10:36Die ball!
10:37Die ball!
10:39Is there a wrench?
10:40No!
10:41No!
10:42No!
10:43No!
10:43No!
10:43That has to be.
10:44They put the ring together.
10:45Well, theoretically, Chris is eliminated.
10:48Uh-oh.
10:48She's got her headband.
10:50She has a headband.
10:56Don't throw it to the crowd.
10:57No!
10:58They could sue me!
11:00No!
11:03No!
11:05No!
11:06No!
11:08No!
11:10Surge, great catch.
11:11She's out.
11:12Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Surge has it!
11:13She's out.
11:17Wait, is that how dodgeball works?
11:19Tag team dodgeball.
11:20Uh-oh.
11:21I don't think...
11:22I think someone doesn't know the rules to dodgeball.
11:25One, two...
11:26They're tag team dodgeball, though.
11:28I've never seen tag team dodgeball.
11:30But you know what?
11:31Oh, she got up like the undertaker.
11:34Oh, she's mad.
11:36That headband is...
11:37You pulled her hair.
11:38How could you?
11:41Oh...
11:42She hit her with the snakebite cutter.
11:44Two, three, whoa!
11:46We can call that the Globotech...
11:49The Globotech...
11:50The Globotech...
11:50Cutter.
11:52Cutter.
11:52That's right.
11:54Did you know Ben Stiller is an actual fan of Chris Statlander?
11:58Ben Stiller is an actual fan of Statlander.
12:01Wow.
12:02They communicate on Twitter.
12:04Wow.
12:05Probably gave her the powers needed for this matchup.
12:09Globotechim.
12:09I said it wrong, guys.
12:11The Globotechim cutter.
12:12Who wins with?
12:17Killer Kelly, being the competitor she is...
12:20There you have it.
12:20Your winner, Chris Statlander.
12:22Not only of pro wrestling match, but also of dodgeball.
12:26Yep.
12:27Citizen of Earth.
12:31Chris Statlander.
12:33I like this music.
12:35Is this the music from dodgeball?
12:37No, we mix this ourselves, unfortunately.
12:41Although we shouldn't grab the dodgeball from NES.
12:44That would have worked for sure.
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