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The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
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00:00...boyfriend, so I can finally lose my virginity!
00:04Please come back!
00:06Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for Tinder.
00:13Oh my god, cheer.
00:16Freckles like a mooned sandwich.
00:18Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
00:21Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
00:40...to get your virgin ass off.
00:41Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
00:46You get your options.
00:48First, strip down and ask who wanna make your little Christmas wish come true.
00:55Or...
00:57I can't confess.
01:00...and put it all over your neighbor's head.
01:02Please don't.
01:06There is no way out of this.
01:09What?
01:11Why didn't you ask James?
01:13Go on!
01:17Three...
01:21Two...
01:22James, would you...
01:24Eww, what the fuck?
01:26I don't surround a fucking cactus.
01:28I don't surround a fucking cactus.
01:54Santa?
01:55Santa?
01:55Could it be?
01:58Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
02:02You look like you need a Christmas present.
02:04Go on.
02:05Pick one.
02:07It's yours.
02:07First.
02:13I pick you.
02:15I pick you.
02:16I know.
02:32You can do something.
02:38You know, you just don't know.
02:45Here's your man.
02:45I'm going to be doing something.
02:45You're going to need a new joke for Christmas.
02:47So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
02:53Wait, how...
02:55How do you know my name?
02:57Magic.
02:59No, it's right on that string card over there.
03:04Can I tell you a secret?
03:07This is my first time.
03:10I don't really know what I'm doing.
03:12Our first time?
03:14Do you not...
03:16Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
03:18No, it's just...
03:21Are you sure you want your first time to be...
03:25With me?
03:29I'm sure.
03:44Do you leave?
03:51Morning, Miss Reindeer.
03:53Last night wasn't a game to me.
03:55If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
03:59Brett Langley.
04:02Langley?
04:04I slept with Brett Langley.
04:07The bad boy?
04:12I got remarried.
04:15You got remarried?
04:18You just buried mom a few months ago.
04:20Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
04:22I'm telling you, not asking.
04:26Her name is Rosemary Vale.
04:29She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
04:31Her name's Thistle.
04:32And she's a freshman.
04:34Like I fucking care.
04:35I will never accept them.
04:38It's not your call.
04:43I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
04:45Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
04:49No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
04:56Not a goddamn chance in hell.
05:05But you're not quite what I pictured.
05:20I did it.
05:21I proved myself.
05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.
05:27Well, well.
05:29Here comes our virgin queen.
05:32I'm not a virgin anymore.
05:35I...
05:45I will delete it right now.
05:47Give it to me.
05:53This is too good to delete.
05:55Imagine how pissed Rat will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
06:12Who made our little reindeer fly?
06:15Let's go.
06:24Relax.
06:25I've got you.
06:26I was wrong about him.
06:29He's actually nice.
06:30Nothing likes a bad boy everyone talks about.
06:33He'll help me with Brittany.
06:35Right?
06:36Rat?
06:37Would you be my date to the homecoming dance on Monday?
06:43I can't hear you.
06:45Forget it.
06:46I'll ask another time.
06:52This is how you'll help me shake it off.
06:57You?
06:58Baking a cake.
07:03Alright.
07:04Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
07:08Is that the picture?
07:12Is that right?
07:24How's that taste?
07:31Speed.
07:34Alright, let's go.
07:40I got teamwork.
07:48The homecoming dance is in two days.
07:51Would you maybe want to...
07:56Now sugar.
07:58Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:08Anyway, what were you saying?
08:12This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:22You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
08:25No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
08:27No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
08:33I'll never forget it, too.
08:34Well then, every cake needs a candle.
08:45Go ahead.
08:58She's not as bad as her mother
09:01She's just
09:02Her
09:06So
09:07Fire rat isn't here yet
09:10He's like
09:11Just ten minutes late
09:14He's probably just
09:16But wait, I'll text her again
09:18Take it in back
09:19It's not a game
09:21There's no way he'll be into someone who looks like a 12 years old boy
09:31Dude, you gotta see this
09:33Brittany's about to eat her alive
09:37Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention
09:41Why don't I help you up?
09:43No, no let me go
09:55Aww
09:56Aww
10:11Oh my god
10:13Look at you
10:14Oh don't dub
10:18So pretty
10:19Really
10:20Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
10:26Everyone, check this out
10:28Fix your eyes
10:30Fix your eyes
10:31On a Aster Heights top girl
10:33He's so failed
10:39Look how popular you are
10:42Unfortunately
10:43Unfortunately
10:43No matter how pathetic you look
10:46Brett
10:47Won't care
10:48Because he only belongs to me
10:50Oh
11:17No way
11:18Brett won't go for anyone but me
11:21No way
11:22Hi
11:23Hi
11:26Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you
11:34Great joke
11:35Great joke
11:37Where is that?
11:39Brett, I need
11:44It's showtime, liar
11:46I need a smile like only you
11:50Oh
11:53Aww
11:54Don't be shy now
11:55Show us your charm
11:57Everyone
11:59Everyone
12:00Let's give a round of applause
12:02Our new walk-in sexy ball
12:12Dicks and Stormwits know her
12:15Sister Spuddy makes us her
12:18Aww
12:19You get tired so soon
12:21We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
12:30Yummy
12:41Great
12:41That's so much better
12:45Don't let her joke
12:47There's something to wash it down with
12:56Why did you lie?
12:58Is this what you wanted?
13:02Is she out of her mind?
13:03This is a gala, not a strip club
13:08Something doesn't feel wrong
13:09Isn't she doing forks into this?
13:20Where are you even hiding?
13:22You got nothing in there
13:24She looks like a stick figure
13:26Strip all you want, honey
13:28No one's getting hard
13:55So I can finally lose my virginity
14:00Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
14:08Look at you. Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
14:12Even your body looks like you haven't used K-Tip.
14:16Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
14:34Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
14:41You get two options.
14:43First, strip down and ask who want to make your little present's wish come true.
14:49Or, I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
14:55Okay. Please don't.
15:00There is no way out of this.
15:03Nice.
15:05Why didn't you ask James?
15:07Go on!
15:11Three...
15:15Two...
15:16James, would you...
15:18Ew, what the fuck?
15:20I don't throw the fucking cactus.
15:40Are you okay?
15:43Where did you come from?
15:48Santa?
15:50Could it be?
15:52Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
15:56You look like you need a Christmas present.
15:58Go on.
16:00Pick one.
16:01It's yours.
16:07I pick you.
16:08Where did you see you in the middle?
16:11I'm who?
16:13A host of the baby,
16:19I'm not sure you're out of here.
16:22Right?
16:25I'm not sure you're out of here but...
16:26I'm not sure you're out of here.
16:27All right?
16:28You're out of here,
16:30I'm not sure I'm sorry.
16:31But who is...
16:41So, Miss Thistlevaea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
16:47Wait, how...
16:50How do you know my name?
16:52Imagine.
16:53No, it's right on that student card over there.
16:58Can I tell you a secret?
17:02This is my first time.
17:04I don't really know what I'm doing.
17:07Our first time?
17:08Do you not...
17:10Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
17:13No, it's just...
17:16Are you sure you want your first time to be...
17:20With me?
17:23I'm sure.
17:39Do you leave?
17:46Morning, Miss Reign, dear.
17:48Last night wasn't a game to me.
17:50If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
17:54Brett Langley.
17:56Langley?
17:59I slept with Brett Langley.
18:01The bad boy?
18:07I got remarried.
18:09You got remarried?
18:12You just buried Mom a few months ago.
18:15Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
18:16I'm telling you, not asking.
18:20Her name is Rosemary Vale.
18:23She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
18:25Her name's Thistle.
18:26And she's a freshman.
18:28Like I fucking care.
18:30I will never accept that.
18:32It's not your call.
18:37I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
18:40Play nice,
18:41and you'll get your credit cards back.
18:43No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
18:50Not a goddamn chance in hell.
18:59But you're not quite what I pictured.
19:14I did it.
19:16I proved myself.
19:18Maybe they'll finally accept me.
19:22Well, well.
19:24Here comes our virgin queen.
19:27I'm not a virgin anymore.
19:29I...
19:40I will delete it right now.
19:42Give it to me.
19:46Huh.
19:47This is too good to delete.
19:49Imagine how pissed Rat will be
19:51when he hears that this bitch
19:53was name-dropping him for attention.
20:06Who made our little reindeer cry?
20:10Let's go.
20:18Relax.
20:19I've got you.
20:20I was wrong about him.
20:23He's actually nice.
20:25Nothing likes the bad
20:26the way everyone talks about.
20:27He'll help me with Britney.
20:29Right?
20:30Brad?
20:31Would you be my date
20:32to the pumpkin dance on Monday?
20:37What?
20:37I can't hear you.
20:39Forget it.
20:41I'll ask another time.
20:46This is how you'll help me
20:47shake it off.
20:52You?
20:52Baking a cake.
20:57Alright.
20:58Just some tough guy
21:00with some bad temper
21:01and no hobbies.
21:02Is that the picture?
21:07Is that right?
21:19How's that taste?
21:25It's me.
21:28Alright, let's go.
21:34I have teamwork.
21:41I have teamwork.
21:42Bet the homecoming dance
21:44is in two days
21:45because you
21:46maybe
21:47want to
21:50Now sugar.
21:53Sugar makes you happy.
21:55It's science.
22:02Anyway,
22:03what were you saying?
22:07This is the first cake
22:08anyone's ever given me.
22:14I'll never forget it.
22:16You're telling me
22:17you've never had
22:17a birthday cake?
22:19No one's ever
22:20thrown me
22:21a birthday party before.
22:27Well then,
22:30every cake
22:30needs a candle.
22:39Go ahead.
22:52She's not as bad
22:53as her mother.
22:55She's just
22:56her.
23:01So,
23:02why rat
23:03isn't here yet?
23:05He's like
23:0615 minutes late.
23:09He's probably
23:10just
23:10run away.
23:11I'll
23:11I'll text him later.
23:12Take it back.
23:14It's not a game.
23:16There's no way
23:17he will be
23:18into someone
23:19who looks like
23:20a 12 years old
23:21boy.
23:25Dude,
23:27you've got to
23:27see this.
23:28Rini's about
23:28to eat her alive.
23:32Since you're
23:33so desperate
23:34for Red's attention,
23:36why don't
23:36I help you up?
23:38No.
23:39No,
23:39let me go.
24:05Oh my god.
24:07Look at you.
24:08Oh,
24:09don't
24:09dove.
24:12So pretty,
24:14really.
24:15Let's show
24:15everyone
24:16how gorgeous
24:17you are.
24:20Everyone,
24:22check this out.
24:23Face your eyes
24:24on
24:25Aston Heights
24:27top girl.
24:28Face y'all
24:29fail.
24:34Look how popular
24:35you are.
24:36Unfortunately,
24:38no matter
24:38how pathetic
24:39you look,
24:40Red won't
24:42care.
24:42Because he
24:43only belongs
24:44to me.
24:45Oh my God.
24:46I'll just laugh.
25:11No way.
25:13Pret won't go for anyone but me.
25:16Hi.
25:20Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
25:28Great joke.
25:32Right, I mean...
25:38It's showtime, liar.
25:47Oh, don't be shy now.
25:50Show us your charm.
25:54Everyone, let's give a round of applause.
25:57How are you walking sex so far?
26:06Dicks and Stormwitch know her.
26:09So so spuddy makes us her.
26:13Oh, you get tired so soon.
26:16We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
26:24Yummy.
26:25Honey.
26:35Great.
26:36That's so much better.
26:39Well, don't let her choke.
26:41I think there's something to wash it down with.
26:51Why did you lie?
26:53Is this what you wanted?
26:56Is she out of her mind?
26:58This is a gala, not a strip club.
27:02Something doesn't feel wrong.
27:04Isn't she being forced into this?
27:15Where are you even hiding?
27:17You've got nothing in there.
27:18She looks like a stick figure.
27:21Strip all you want, honey.
27:22No one's getting hard.
27:49So I can finally lose my virginity.
27:53Please get back.
27:55Oh, God.
27:56I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
28:02Look at you.
28:04Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
28:07Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
28:10Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
28:13Huh?
28:29Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
28:35You've got two options.
28:37First, strip down and ask who want to make your little person's fish come true.
28:44Or...
28:46I can print this and put it all over your neighbor's head.
28:51Please don't.
28:55There is no way out of this.
28:57What?
28:59Why didn't you ask James?
29:02Go on!
29:05Three...
29:09Two...
29:10James, don't you...
29:13Ew, what the fuck?
29:15I don't see what the fuck are characters.
29:35Are you okay?
29:38Where did you come from?
29:43Santa?
29:44Could it be...
29:46Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
29:50You look like you need a Christmas present.
29:53Go on.
29:54Pick one.
29:55It's yours.
30:02I pick you.
30:03I pick you.
30:16I pick you.
30:26I pick you.
30:36So, Ms. Thistlevaea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
30:41Wait, how do you know my name?
30:46Magic.
30:47No, it's right on that student card over there.
30:53Can I tell you a secret?
30:56This is my first time.
30:58I don't really know what I'm doing.
31:01Our first time.
31:03Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
31:07No, it's just...
31:10Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
31:18I'm sure.
31:33Do you leave?
31:40Morning, Miss Reindeer.
31:42Last night wasn't a game to me.
31:44If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
31:48Brett Langley.
31:50Langley?
31:53I slept with Brett Langley.
31:55The bad boy?
32:01I got remarried.
32:04You got remarried?
32:07You just buried mom a few months ago.
32:09Where's the goddamn ruster swap around?
32:11I'm telling you, not asking.
32:15Her name is Rosemary Vale.
32:18She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
32:20Her name's Thistle.
32:20And she's a freshman.
32:22Like I fucking care.
32:24I will never accept that.
32:26It's not your call.
32:31I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
32:34Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
32:37No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
32:44Not a goddamn chance in hell.
32:53But you're not quite what I pictured.
33:09I did it.
33:10I proved myself.
33:12Maybe they'll finally accept me.
33:16Well, well.
33:18Here comes our virgin queen.
33:21I'm not a virgin anymore.
33:23I...
33:34I will delete it right now.
33:36Give it to me.
33:40Huh.
33:41This is too good to delete.
33:43Imagine how pissed you at will be
33:46when he hears that this bitch
33:47was name-dropping him for attention.
34:01Who made our little reindeer cry?
34:04Let's go.
34:13Relax.
34:14I've got you.
34:15I was wrong about him.
34:17He's actually nice.
34:19Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
34:21He'll help me with Britney.
34:23Right?
34:24Brad?
34:25Would you be my date to the homecoming dance on Monday?
34:31What?
34:32I can't hear you.
34:34Forget it.
34:35I'll ask another time.
34:40This is how you'll help me shake it off.
34:46You?
34:47Baking a cake?
34:51All right.
34:53Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
34:57Is that the picture?
35:01Is that right?
35:13How's that taste?
35:20It's me.
35:22All right.
35:23Let's go.
35:28Why are teamwork?
35:36At the homecoming dance is in two days.
35:40Would you maybe want to?
35:44Now sugar.
35:47Sugar makes you happy.
35:49It's science.
35:51It's science.
35:52It's science.
35:57Anyway, what were you saying?
36:01This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
36:08I'll never forget it.
36:10You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
36:13No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
36:22Well then.
36:24Every cake needs a candle.
36:33Go ahead.
36:47She's not as bad as her mother.
36:49She's just her.
36:55No one's ever thrown out of bed.
36:56Fire rat isn't here yet.
36:59He's like.
37:01That's ten minutes late.
37:03He's probably just.
37:05Run away.
37:06I'll touch him again.
37:06Take it in a rash, rich legging.
37:11There's no way you'll ever eat to someone who looks like a 12 years old boy.
37:20Dude, you gotta see this. Brittany's about to eat her alive.
37:26Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention...
37:30Why don't I help you up?
37:32No, no let me go!
37:44Aww!
38:00Oh my god!
38:02Look at you!
38:03Well doubled up!
38:04Oops!
38:07So pretty, really.
38:09Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
38:15Everyone, check this out.
38:18Fix your eyes on an Aston Heights top girl.
38:23Please don't fail.
38:28Look how popular you are!
38:31Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
38:35Brett won't care.
38:37Because he only belongs to me.
39:05No way!
39:07Hey, Brett won't go for anyone but me.
39:10Hey.
39:15Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
39:23Great joke.
39:27Brett, I need...
39:33It's showtime, liar.
39:42Oh, don't be shy now.
39:44Show us your charm.
39:48Everyone, let's give a round of applause.
39:51Our new walking sex symbol.
40:01Dicks and Stormwits know her.
40:04Sister's body makes us her.
40:07Oh, you get tired so soon.
40:10We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
40:19Yummy.
40:29Great, that's so much better.
40:33Well, don't let her joke.
40:36There's nothing to wash it down with.
40:45Why did you lie?
40:47Is this what you wanted?
40:51Is she out of her mind?
40:52This is a gala, not a strip club.
40:56Something doesn't feel wrong.
40:58Isn't she being forced into this?
41:09We're even hiding.
41:11You've got nothing in there.
41:12She looks like a stick figure.
41:15Strip all you want, honey.
41:17No one's getting hurt.
41:44So I can finally lose my virginity.
41:47Please, come back.
41:49Oh, God.
41:51I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
41:56Look at you.
41:58Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
42:01Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
42:04Let's spare a son to the tough case this year.
42:07Hmm?
42:23Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
42:29You get two options.
42:31First, strip down and ask who want to make your little person's fish come true.
42:38Or...
42:40I can print this and put it all over your name with it.
42:45Please don't.
42:49There is no way out of this.
42:52What is it?
42:54Why didn't you ask James?
42:56Come on!
43:00Three...
43:04Two...
43:05James, don't you?
43:07Ew, what the fuck?
43:09I don't see all the fucking characters.
43:29Are you okay?
43:32Where did you come from?
43:37Santa?
43:38Could it be?
43:40Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
43:44You look like you need a Christmas present.
43:47Go on.
43:48Pick one.
43:50It's yours.
43:56I pick you.
44:30So, Mr. Silveo, are you ready to be my reindeer?
44:36Wait, how...
44:38How do you know my name?
44:40I do.
44:42No, it's right on that student card over there.
44:47Can I tell you a secret?
44:50This is my first time.
44:53I don't really know what I'm doing.
44:55Our first time.
44:57Do you not...
44:58Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
45:01Oh, it's just...
45:04Are you sure you want your first time to be...
45:09With me?
45:12I'm sure.
45:28Do you leave?
45:30Do you leave?
45:34Morning, Miss Reed, dear.
45:36Last night wasn't a game to me.
45:39If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
45:42Brett Langley.
45:45Langley?
45:47I slept with Brett Langley.
45:50The bad boy?
45:55I got remarried.
45:58You got remarried?
46:01You just buried mom a few months ago.
46:03Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
46:05I'm telling you, not asking.
46:09Her name is Rosemary Vale.
46:12She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
46:14Names Thistle.
46:15And she's a freshman.
46:16Like I fucking care.
46:18I will never accept them.
46:21It's not your call.
46:26I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
46:28Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
46:32No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
46:39Not a goddamn chance in hell.
46:48But you're not quite what I pictured.
47:03I did it.
47:04I proved myself.
47:06Maybe they'll finally accept me.
47:10Well, well.
47:12Here comes our virgin queen.
47:15I'm not a virgin anymore.
47:17I...
47:28I will delight it right now.
47:30Give it to me.
47:35Huh.
47:36This is too good to delight.
47:38Imagine how pissed Rat will be
47:40when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
47:55Who made our little reindeer cry?
47:58Let's go.
48:07Relax.
48:08I've got you.
48:09I was wrong about him.
48:12He's actually nice.
48:13Nothing likes the bad boy everyone talks about.
48:16He'll help me with Britney.
48:18Right?
48:19Rat?
48:20Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
48:25What?
48:26I can't hear you.
48:28Forget it.
48:29I'll ask another time.
48:35This is how you'll help me shake it off.
48:40You?
48:41Baking a cake.
48:46Alright.
48:47Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
48:51Is that the picture?
48:55Is that right?
49:07How's that taste?
49:14It's me.
49:16Alright.
49:17Let's go.
49:18Oh!
49:23I got teamwork.
49:31The homecoming dance is in two days.
49:34Would you maybe want to...
49:39Now sugar.
49:41Sugar makes you happy.
49:44It's science.
49:51Anyway, what were you saying?
49:55This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
50:02I'll never forget it.
50:04I'm telling you, you've never had a birthday cake.
50:08No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
50:11No.
50:13No.
50:14No.
50:16Well then.
50:18Every cake.
50:20Leave the candle.
50:28Go ahead.
50:41She's not as bad as her mother
50:44She's just
50:45Her
50:49So
50:50Why Rat isn't here yet
50:53He's like
50:55That's ten minutes late
50:57He's probably just
50:59Alright, I'll have to sit again
51:01Take me to rest
51:02It's not again
51:04There's no way you'll ever eat someone who looks like a 12 years old boy
51:14Dude, you've got to see this
51:16Brittany's about to eat her alive
51:20Since you're so desperate for Rat's attention
51:24Why don't I help you up?
51:26No, no, let me go
51:38Oh my god
51:56Look at you
51:57Oh, don't, don't
52:01So pretty
52:02Really
52:03Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
52:09Everyone, check this out
52:11Face your eyes
52:13On an Aston Heights top girl
52:16He's so
52:18Failed
52:22Look how popular you are
52:25Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look
52:29Rat won't care
52:31Because he only belongs to me
52:33Because he only belongs to me
52:34Because he only belongs to me
53:00Oh
53:00Oh
53:00No way.
53:01Brett won't go for anyone but me.
53:05Hey.
53:09Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
53:17Great joke.
53:21Right, I need...
53:27It's showtime, liar.
53:36Oh, don't be shy now.
53:39Show us your charm.
53:43Everyone, let's give a round of applause.
53:46How are you walking sex so far?
53:50Woo!
53:55Dix and Stonewitch know her.
53:58Sister Spuddy makes us her.
54:01Aw, you get tired so soon.
54:05We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
54:13Yummy.
54:24Great, that's so much better.
54:28But don't let her joke.
54:30I think there's something to wash it down with.
54:39Why did you lie?
54:41Is this what you wanted?
54:45Is she out of her mind?
54:46This is a gala, not a strip quote.
54:51Something doesn't feel wrong.
54:52Isn't she doing forks into this?
55:03Where are you even hiding?
55:05You've got nothing in there.
55:07She looks like a stick figure.
55:10Strip all you want, honey.
55:11No one's getting hard.
55:18No one's getting hot.
55:22No one's having fun.
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