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The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
The virgin's christmas wish Full movie [Engsub]
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00:00...boyfriend, so I can finally lose my virginity!
00:04Please come back!
00:06Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for Tinder.
00:13Oh my god, cheer.
00:16Freckles like a mooned sandwich.
00:18Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
00:21Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
00:30I'm sorry, you're so good.
00:40So bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
00:46You got your options.
00:48First, strip down and ask who wanna make your little Christmas fish country for.
00:57I can't grab this.
01:00and put it all over your neighborhood please don't
01:06there is no way out of this
01:08why didn't you ask james go on
01:16three
01:21two james would you
01:24do you what the fuck i don't know the fuck a cactus
01:45are you okay where did you come from
01:55santa could it be did santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend
02:02you look like you need a christmas present go on pick one it's yours
02:13i pick you
02:46so
02:48mr silvia are you ready to be my reindeer wait how
02:55how do you know my name magic no it's right on that student card over there
03:04can i tell you a secret this is my first time i don't really know what i'm doing
03:12our first time do you not do you not like me because i'm a virgin oh it's just
03:21are you sure you want your first time to be with me
03:29sure
03:45did you leave
03:52morning mystery and dear last night wasn't a game to me if you are up for more let's see where
03:58this
03:58goes
04:04i slept with brett langley
04:07the bad boy
04:12i got remarried
04:15you got remarried
04:18you just buried mom a few months ago where's the goddamn rush to swap her out
04:22i'm telling you not asking
04:26the name is rosemary vale
04:29she's got a daughter that goes to your school
04:31name's thistle
04:32and she's a freshman
04:33like i fucking care
04:35i will never accept them
04:38it's not your call
04:43i'm planning a family dinner next monday
04:45play nice
04:46and you'll get your credit cards back
04:48no more busting ass over these shitty jobs
04:56not a goddamn chance in hell
05:05but you're not quite what i pictured
05:20i did it i proved myself
05:23maybe they'll finally accept me
05:27well
05:28well
05:29here comes our virgin queen
05:32i'm not a virgin anymore
05:34i
05:45i
05:46i will delete it right now
05:47give it to me
05:51huh
05:52this is too good to delete
05:54imagine how pissed rat will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch was name dropping him for attention
06:12who made our little reindeer fly
06:14let's go
06:24relax i've got you
06:26i was wrong about him
06:29he's actually nice
06:30nothing likes a bad boy everyone talks about
06:32he'll help me with britney
06:34right?
06:36right?
06:37would you be my date to the homecoming dance on monday?
06:42what?
06:43i can't hear you
06:44forget it
06:46i'll ask another time
06:52this is how you'll help me shake it off
06:55this is how you'll help me shake it off
06:57you? baking a cake
07:03alright
07:04just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies
07:08is that the picture?
07:12is that right?
07:14is that right?
07:24how's that taste?
07:29how's that taste?
07:38i have teamwork
07:41i have teamwork
07:48the homecoming dance is in
07:50two days
07:51would you maybe
07:53want to
07:56Now sugar.
07:58Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:08Anyway, what were you saying?
08:12This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:21Are you telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
08:24No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
08:33Well then.
08:35Every cake needs a candle.
08:45Go ahead.
08:58She's not as bad as her mother.
09:01She's just her.
09:06So, fire rat isn't here yet.
09:10He's like just ten minutes late.
09:14He's probably just run away.
09:17I'll text him again.
09:18Take it in the last.
09:20It's not a game.
09:22There's no way he'll ever eat to someone who looks like a 12 years old boy.
09:31Dude, you've got to see this.
09:34Brittany's about to eat her alive.
09:37Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention,
09:41why don't I help you up?
09:44No.
09:44No, let me go.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:13Look at you.
10:14Oh, don't do it.
10:18So pretty, really.
10:21Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
10:26Everyone, check this out.
10:29Face your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
10:34They so fail.
10:39Look how popular you are.
10:43Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
10:46Brett won't care.
10:48Because he only belongs to me.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:57Oh, my God.
11:20Someone bugged me.
11:22I...
11:26Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
11:34Great joke.
11:38Rhett, I mean...
11:44It's showtime, liar.
11:53Oh, don't be shy now.
11:56Show us your charm.
11:58Everyone!
12:00Let's give a round of applause.
12:03How are you walking sexy?
12:12Dix and Stormwitz know her.
12:15So so Spuddy makes us her.
12:19Oh, you get tired so soon.
12:22We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
12:30Yummy.
12:30Honey.
12:40Great. That's so much better.
12:45Don't let her joke.
12:47I think there's something to wash it down with.
12:56Why did you lie?
12:58Is this what you wanted?
13:02Is she out of her mind?
13:03This is a gala, not a strip club.
13:08Something doesn't feel wrong.
13:10Isn't she doing forks into this?
13:20We're even hiding.
13:22You got nothing in there.
13:24She looks like a stick figure.
13:27Strip all you want, honey.
13:28No one's getting hard.
13:49The next person who's crying.
13:54So I can finally lose my virginity.
14:00Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
14:08Look at you. Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
14:12Even your body looks like you haven't used K-Tip.
14:16Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
14:34Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
14:41You get two options.
14:43First, strip down and ask who want to make your little present's wish come true.
14:49Or, I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
14:55Okay. Please don't.
15:00There is no way out of this.
15:03Nice.
15:05Why didn't you ask James?
15:07Go on!
15:11Three...
15:15Two...
15:16James, would you...
15:18Ew, what the fuck?
15:20I don't throw the fucking cactus.
15:40Are you okay?
15:43Where did you come from?
15:48Santa?
15:50Could it be?
15:52Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
15:56You look like you need a Christmas present.
15:58Go on.
16:00Pick one.
16:01It's yours.
16:07I pick you.
16:09No.
16:22No.
16:29I kept it all here.
16:37No.
16:38No.
16:41So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
16:47Wait, how...
16:50How do you know my name?
16:52Magic.
16:53No, it's right on that student card over there.
16:58Can I tell you a secret?
17:01This is my first time.
17:04I don't really know what I'm doing.
17:06Our first time?
17:08Do you not...
17:10Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
17:13No, it's just...
17:16Are you sure you want your first time to be...
17:20With me?
17:23I'm sure.
17:39Do you leave?
17:46Morning, Miss Reign, dear.
17:48Last night wasn't a game to me.
17:50If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
17:54Brett Langley.
17:56Langley?
17:59I slept with Brett Langley.
18:01The bad boy?
18:07I got remarried.
18:09You got remarried?
18:12You just buried mom a few months ago.
18:15Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
18:16I'm telling you, not asking.
18:20Her name is Rosemary Vale.
18:23She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
18:25Her name's Thistle.
18:26And she's a freshman.
18:28Like I fucking care.
18:30I will never accept that.
18:32It's not your call.
18:37I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
18:40Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
18:43No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
18:50Not a goddamn chance in hell.
18:59But you're not quite what I pictured.
19:14I did it.
19:16I proved myself.
19:18Maybe they'll finally accept me.
19:22Well, well, here comes our virgin queen.
19:27Not a virgin anymore.
19:29I...
19:40I will delete it right now.
19:42Give it to me.
19:46Huh.
19:47This is too good to delete.
19:49Imagine how pissed Rat will be
19:51when he hears that this bitch
19:53was name-dropping him for attention.
20:06Who made our little reindeer cry?
20:10Let's go.
20:18Relax.
20:19I've got you.
20:21I was wrong about him.
20:23He's actually nice.
20:25Nothing likes the bad boy everyone talks about.
20:27He'll help me with Britney.
20:29Right?
20:30Brad?
20:31Would you be my date to the pumpkin dance on Monday?
20:37What?
20:37I can't hear you.
20:39Forget it.
20:40I'll ask another time.
20:46This is how you'll help me shake it off.
20:51You?
20:52Baking a cake.
20:57Alright.
20:58Just some tough guy
21:00with some bad temper
21:01and no hobbies.
21:02Is that the picture?
21:07Is that right?
21:19How's that taste?
21:25It's me.
21:27Alright.
21:28Alright, let's go.
21:34I have teamwork.
21:41Bet the homecoming dance is in two days.
21:46Would you maybe want to...
21:50Now sugar.
21:53Sugar makes you happy.
21:55It's science.
22:02Anyway, what were you saying?
22:07This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
22:14I'll never forget it.
22:16You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
22:19No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
22:27Well then.
22:29Every cake needs a candle.
22:38Go ahead.
22:52She's not as bad as her mother
22:55She's just
22:56Her
23:01So
23:01Why Rat isn't here yet
23:05He's like
23:0615 minutes late
23:09He's probably just
23:10Run away
23:11I'll have to say it
23:12Take it back
23:14Ritz-Naggie
23:16There's no way he will be into someone
23:19Who looks like a 12 years old boy
23:25Dude
23:26You've got to see this
23:27Rini's about to eat her alive
23:32Since you're so desperate
23:34For Rat's attention
23:36Why didn't I help you up?
23:38No
23:38No, let me go
23:46Aww
24:05Oh my god
24:07Look at you
24:08Oh, don't
24:09Dove
24:12So pretty
24:14Really
24:14Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
24:20Everyone, check this out
24:23It's your eyes
24:24On an Aston Heights top girl
24:28He's so
24:29Failed
24:34Look how popular you are
24:36Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look
24:40Rat won't care
24:42Because he only belongs to me
25:11No way
25:12Rat won't go for anyone but me
25:16Hey
25:20Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you
25:28Great joke
25:32Rat, I mean
25:38It's showtime
25:40Liar
25:47It's showtime, liar
25:48Oh, don't be shy now
25:50Show us your charm
25:52Everyone
25:55Let's give a round of applause
25:57Towering you
25:58Walking sexy
26:06Dixon Stonewitch know her
26:09So so spudy makes us her
26:13Oh, you get tired so soon
26:16We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
26:24Yummy
26:35Great, that's so much better
26:39Well, don't let her joke
26:41I think there's something to do what she done with
26:51Why did you lie?
26:53Is this what you wanted?
26:56Is she out of her mind?
26:58This is a gala, not a strip club
27:02Something doesn't feel wrong
27:04You think she's being forced into this?
27:15Where are you even hiding?
27:17You got nothing in there
27:18She looks like a stick figure
27:21Strip all you want, honey
27:22No one's getting hard
27:48My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity
27:53Please get back
27:54Oh, God
27:56I think she's mistaking Santa for tender
28:02Look at you
28:04Freckles like a moon to sandwich
28:06Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to
28:10Let's spare Santa the tough case this year
28:29Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
28:35You get two options
28:37First, strip down
28:39And ask who want to make your little person's fish come true
28:43Or
28:46I can print this
28:47And put it all over your neighbor's head
28:51Please don't
28:55There is no way out of this
28:59Why didn't you ask James?
29:01Go on
29:04Three
29:09Two
29:10James, would you
29:12Ew, what the fuck
29:15I don't see what a fucking cactus
29:34Are you okay?
29:37Where did you come from?
29:43Santa?
29:44Could it be?
29:47Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
29:50You look like you need a Christmas present
29:53Go on
29:54Pick one
29:55It's yours
30:02I pick you
30:35So
30:36Miss Thistle there
30:38Are you ready to be my reindeer?
30:41Wait, how
30:44How do you know my name?
30:46Magic
30:47No, it's right on that student card over there
30:53Can I tell you a secret?
30:56This is my first time
30:58I don't really know what I'm doing
31:01Our first time?
31:03Do you not
31:04Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
31:06Oh, it's just
31:10Are you sure you want your first time to be
31:14With me?
31:18I'm sure
31:34Do you leave?
31:36Do you leave?
31:40Morning, Miss Reindeer
31:42Last night wasn't a game to me
31:44If you are up for more
31:45Let's see where this goes
31:47Brett Langley
31:51Langley?
31:53I slept with Brett Langley
31:55The bad boy?
32:01I got remarried
32:04You got remarried?
32:07You just buried mom a few months ago
32:09Where's the goddamn ruster swap around?
32:11I'm telling you, not asking
32:15Her name is Rosemary Vale
32:17She's got a daughter that goes to your school
32:19Her name's Thistle
32:20And she's a freshman
32:22Like I fucking care
32:24I will never accept her
32:26It's not your call
32:31I'm planning a family dinner next Monday
32:33Play nice
32:35And you'll get your credit cards back
32:37No more busting ass over these shitty jobs
32:44Not a goddamn chance in hell
32:53But you're not quite
32:55What I pictured
33:08I did it
33:10I proved myself
33:12Maybe they'll finally accept me
33:16Well, well
33:17Here comes our virgin queen
33:20I'm not a virgin anymore
33:34I will delete it right now
33:36Give it to me
33:40Huh, this is too good to delete
33:43Imagine how pissed Rat will be
33:46When he hears that this bitch
33:47Was name dropping him for attention
34:01Who made our little reindeer cry?
34:04Let's go
34:13Relax
34:13Relax
34:14I've got you
34:14I was wrong about him
34:17He's actually nice
34:19Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about
34:21He'll help me with Britney
34:23Right?
34:24Rat?
34:25Would you be my date to the homecoming dance on Monday?
34:31What?
34:32I can't hear you
34:34Forget it
34:35I'll ask another time
34:40This is how you'll help me shake it off
34:46You, baking a cake
34:51Alright
34:52Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies
34:57Is that the picture?
35:01Is that right?
35:13How's that taste?
35:20It's me
35:22Alright, let's go
35:28Why are teamwork?
35:36At the homecoming dance is in two days
35:40Would you maybe want to
35:44Now sugar
35:47Sugar makes you happy
35:48It's science
35:57Anyway, what were you saying?
36:01This is the first cake anyone's ever given me
36:05Thank you
36:08I'll never forget it
36:09You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
36:13No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before
36:22Well then
36:24Every cake
36:26Needs a candle
36:34Go ahead
36:47She's not as bad as her mother
36:49She's just
36:50She's just
36:55So
36:56Fire rat isn't here yet
36:59He's like
37:00That's ten minutes late
37:03He's probably just
37:04Run away
37:05I'll
37:06I'll text him again
37:07Take it in back
37:08I'll text him again
37:10I'll text him again
37:11There's no way he'll ever eat to someone who looks like a 12 years old boy
37:20Dude
37:20You've got to see this
37:22Brittany's about to eat her alive
37:26Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention
37:30Why didn't I help you up?
37:32No
37:33No, let me go
37:44Oh
37:45Oh
37:47Oh
37:47Oh my god
38:01Oh my god
38:02Look at you
38:02Oh, don't, don't.
38:07So pretty, really.
38:09Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
38:15Everyone, check this out.
38:18Fix your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
38:22Please don't fail.
38:28Look how popular you are.
38:30Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
38:35Rhett won't care.
38:37Because he only belongs to me.
39:06No way.
39:07Prep won't go for anything.
39:09No one bug me.
39:11Hi.
39:15Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
39:23Great joke.
39:27Rhett, I need...
39:33It's showtime, liar.
39:41Oh, don't be shy now.
39:44Show us your charm.
39:48Everyone, let's give a round of applause for our new walking sexton ball.
40:01Dix and Stormwitz know her.
40:04Sister Spuddy makes us her.
40:07Oh, you get tired so soon.
40:10We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
40:19Yummy.
40:19Honey.
40:29Great.
40:30That's so much better.
40:34Well, don't let her choke.
40:36I think there's nothing to wash it down with.
40:45Why did you lie?
40:47Is this what you wanted?
40:50Is she out of her mind?
40:52This is a gala, not a strip club.
40:56Something doesn't feel wrong.
40:58Isn't she being focused into this?
41:09We're even hiding.
41:11You got nothing in there.
41:13She looks like a stick figure.
41:15Strip all you want, honey.
41:17No one's getting hard.
41:42I'm putting my boyfriend so I can finally lose my virginity.
41:49Oh, God!
41:51I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
41:57Look at you.
41:59Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
42:01Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
42:04Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
42:23Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
42:29You get your options.
42:31First, strip down and ask who want to make your little person's fish come true.
42:38Or...
42:40I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
42:45Please don't.
42:49There is no way out of this life.
42:53Why didn't you ask James?
42:55Go on!
42:59Three...
43:04Two...
43:04James, would you...
43:07Ew, what the fuck?
43:09I don't see all the fucking characters.
43:29Are you okay?
43:32Where did you come from?
43:33Go on.
43:37Santa?
43:38Could it be...
43:41Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
43:45You look like you need a Christmas present.
43:47Go on.
43:48Pick one.
43:49It's yours.
43:51It's yours.
43:56I pick you.
44:10What the fuck?
44:13If you.
44:16To.
44:18To.
44:31So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
44:36Wait, how?
44:38How do you know my name?
44:40Magic.
44:42No, it's right on that student card over there.
44:47Can I tell you a secret?
44:50This is my first time.
44:53I don't really know what I'm doing.
44:55Our first time?
44:57Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
45:01No, it's just...
45:04Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
45:12I'm sure.
45:28Did you leave?
45:35Morning, Miss Reyn, dear.
45:36Last night wasn't a game to me.
45:38If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
45:42Brett Langley.
45:44Langley?
45:47I slept with Brett Langley.
45:50The bad boy?
45:55I got remarried.
45:58You got remarried?
46:01You just buried mom a few months ago.
46:03Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
46:05I'm telling you, not asking.
46:09Her name is Rosemary Vale.
46:11She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
46:14Names Thistle.
46:15And she's a freshman.
46:16Like I fucking care.
46:18I will never accept that.
46:21It's not your call.
46:26I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
46:28Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
46:32No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
46:38Not a goddamn chance at hell.
46:48But you're not quite what I pictured.
47:03I did it.
47:04I proved myself.
47:06Maybe they'll finally accept me.
47:10Well, well.
47:12Here comes our virgin queen.
47:15I'm not a virgin anymore.
47:18I...
47:28I will delight it right now.
47:30Give it to me.
47:35Huh.
47:36This is too good to delight.
47:38Imagine how pissed Rat will be
47:40when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
47:55Who made our little reindeer cry?
47:58Let's go.
48:07Relax.
48:08I've got you.
48:09I was wrong about him.
48:12He's actually nice.
48:13Nothing likes the bad boy everyone talks about.
48:16He'll help me with Britney.
48:18Right?
48:19Rat?
48:20Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
48:25What?
48:26I can't hear you.
48:28Forget it.
48:29I'll ask another time.
48:35This is how you'll help me shake it off.
48:40You?
48:41Baking a cake.
48:46Alright.
48:47Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
48:51Is that the picture?
48:55Is that right?
49:07How's that taste?
49:14It's me.
49:16Alright.
49:17Let's go.
49:23I got teamwork.
49:30At the homecoming dances in two days,
49:34would you maybe want to...
49:39Now sugar.
49:41Sugar makes you happy.
49:44It's science.
49:45It's science.
49:51Anyway,
49:52what were you saying?
49:55This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
50:02I'll never forget it.
50:05I'm telling you you've never had a birthday cake.
50:08No one's ever
50:09thrown me a birthday party before.
50:15Well then.
50:18Every cake
50:19leaves a candle.
50:28Go ahead.
50:41She's not as bad as her mother.
50:43She's just...
50:45her.
50:49So...
50:50Why Rat isn't here yet?
50:53He's like...
50:55That's ten minutes late.
50:57He's probably just...
50:59been late.
51:00I'll...
51:00I'll test it again.
51:01Hey, the Rat.
51:03Oh, it's not again.
51:05There's no way he'll ever eat into someone who looks like a 12 years old boy.
51:14Dude, you've got to see this.
51:17Brittany's about to eat her alive.
51:20Since you're so desperate for Rat's attention...
51:24Why didn't I help you up?
51:27No.
51:27No, let me go.
51:38Hey, Amy.
51:54Oh, my God.
51:56Look at you.
51:57Oh, don't, don't.
51:59Oh, don't.
52:01So pretty.
52:03Really?
52:04Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
52:09Everyone, check this out.
52:12Fix your eyes on an Aston Heights top girl.
52:17Please don't fail.
52:22Look how popular you are.
52:25Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
52:29Rat won't care.
52:31Because he only belongs to me.
52:33Oh, my God.
52:35I love the stars.
52:36I love the stars.
52:36I love the stars.
53:00No way.
53:02Press 1 go for anyone bug me.
53:05Hi.
53:09Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
53:17Great joke.
53:21Rhett, I need...
53:27It's showtime, liar.
53:36Oh, don't be shy now.
53:39Show us your charm.
53:43Everyone, let's give a round of applause for our new walking sex symbol.
53:55Dix and Stonewitz know her.
53:58Sister Spuddy makes us her.
54:01Aw, you get tired so soon.
54:04We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
54:13Yummy.
54:24Great.
54:24That's so much better.
54:28Don't let her choke.
54:30I think there's something to wash it down with.
54:39Why did you lie?
54:42Is this what you wanted?
54:45Is she out of her mind?
54:46This is a gala, not a strip cloak.
54:51Something doesn't feel wrong.
54:53Isn't she being forced into this?
55:03Where are you even hiding?
55:05You've got nothing in there.
55:07She looks like a stick figure.
55:10Strip all you want, honey.
55:11No one's getting hard.
55:15It's, like.
55:28Be fat.
55:32Good boy.
55:36What if you're looking for this?
55:38Oliver.
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