00:00Here's the rules of the Fantasy Boy Draft.
00:01Once you pick a guy, he is yours for the season,
00:04which means he's off the market and no one else can touch him.
00:07Got it, Bevan?
00:08Ashley?
00:09What are these for?
00:10Glad you asked, trial separation girl.
00:12Open them up.
00:13The number on your compact will determine where you are in the draft order.
00:18So wait, what's to keep us from just dating whoever we want,
00:20even with this little draft thingy?
00:21Good question, Bevan.
00:22Of course you'd be kicked off the squad.
00:24Or worse.
00:27Like how worse?
00:28Like...
00:29What's to keep me from telling the whole school
00:31that one of you was left handcuffed to Ian Thomas' bed
00:34for seven hours waiting for a locksmith?
00:36Or that at the Sparkle Classic last year,
00:39one of you had a little too much to drink
00:41and made out with another one of you?
00:44Or that that scar on a certain someone's back
00:47isn't really from falling off her bike,
00:49but was one of those little baby spine tails
00:50that the doctors had to lop off after she was born?
00:53In other words, honor.
00:55Code of silence.
00:56You all keep the rules of the code,
00:58I keep...
00:59...
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