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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Wrong claim, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:38promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58Figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00You told me I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit!
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:49Hey, hey.
00:01:53Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:02:04My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Ugh!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:31You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:37Have not.
00:02:38He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer sure that here screams to leave.
00:02:53Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:07Why the entire asshole?
00:03:12Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew!
00:03:36Not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:52That's insane.
00:03:58You!
00:04:00Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Korsha, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need it be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:25Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:36He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:42Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough!
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is... is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe.
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:33Stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:44Okay, class.
00:05:46Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:10I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's...
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it.
00:06:25And think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:35I could've put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41You're home.
00:06:42Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:44But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:54Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:10I'll take this as interest.
00:07:14Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:48I will take my left.
00:07:51How's that based?
00:07:57Oh, no.
00:07:58I ended up shooting his bedroom.
00:07:59...
00:08:13...
00:08:14...
00:08:14...
00:08:20I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate...
00:08:24And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:34Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant.
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:43Okay, get real.
00:08:44Well, why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54You missed me.
00:08:55I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you, too.
00:09:01Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:08How about how this looks?
00:09:11Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:14It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:24I don't want your money.
00:09:25I want my necklace back.
00:09:26I told you.
00:09:27I don't have it.
00:09:28Shit.
00:09:29I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:35Here.
00:09:36If you need $500, you can delete that pic.
00:09:38I don't want your money.
00:09:40Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live.
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never be.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:06you can stay here.
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Which side is mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:18This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30They won't mind.
00:10:32I mind?
00:10:33Look.
00:10:34My father?
00:10:35Total hard ass.
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:38So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:42Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:46Alright.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh, definitely.
00:10:53I know what you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:56One.
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:59We are not friends.
00:11:01Gladly.
00:11:01Two.
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:04Three.
00:11:04Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking out my six pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:08No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:44You signed the lease.
00:11:46You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need 500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54Let me go.
00:11:54Let me go.
00:11:56Or you can work it off.
00:12:02They got me!
00:12:06They got me!
00:12:12No!
00:12:14Keep still!
00:12:16No!
00:12:18Get off her!
00:12:20Get off her!
00:12:22What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:45Whoa.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:47I got you.
00:12:49I'm okay.
00:12:49I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:04God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:06Food stamps.
00:13:07You're gross.
00:13:08You know that?
00:13:12Oh, man.
00:13:14This mattress is so soft.
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end there for anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's.
00:13:35So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:38Yeah, something like that.
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:46I'm not just one.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:08Huh.
00:14:18Get in food stamps.
00:14:19One time.
00:14:20Or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle, or?
00:14:37Thanks for the ride, trust them.
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:42Give me your hand.
00:14:44Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:53Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:55What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep.
00:15:09That's right.
00:15:11Just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15Ah, you're disgusting.
00:15:20Get off me.
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:27Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:30Come on, get out.
00:15:32Shoo.
00:15:35Are you serious?
00:15:562,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:58Guaranteed eight.
00:15:59Nice, thank you.
00:16:06Hey, keep that back.
00:16:08Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's going to use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20You're totally assured destruction.
00:16:21Oh, relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not going to rat you out.
00:16:25In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:53That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:17:06Oh, my God, it's Trash-Canistan, our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:13Oh, how precious.
00:17:17Toilet cleaner.
00:17:19How appropriate.
00:17:23No.
00:17:25No, wait, no.
00:17:26Stop, stop.
00:17:27No.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:32No, no.
00:17:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:35No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:55Woo-hoo!
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:09What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:17And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:18Nudity is highly incurred.
00:18:23Damn, bro.
00:18:25Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28I want to say that name.
00:18:29Show it to me now.
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:51Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:55Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, honey, you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:45This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Move out of the way.
00:19:53Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:22That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her so Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is corn, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:31How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:51Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:20:59Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:09Protect yourself?
00:21:10Please.
00:21:11If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here.
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:42I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:47Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:53Hurry up.
00:22:09You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:13I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:20But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:31She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:42closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:46Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:56Oh my God.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:03Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:17It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:21And she was dying.
00:23:24So, I promise.
00:23:26Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:32Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:35For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41It's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:44Quick, quick.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:02Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:12Poor Anderson.
00:24:14Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:17It's cool.
00:24:21What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:53Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:16I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, father.
00:25:19My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:56He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:02Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:07He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:15I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:32Alright.
00:26:33I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you, food stamps?
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:26:56I love it.
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you're saying.
00:27:27Good.
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:44I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52Problems are.
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it.
00:27:56I just want to go to class.
00:27:58Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders with people who are worth ten
00:28:03of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:08It says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:17What?
00:28:19No.
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:25Stop it.
00:28:33Now lick.
00:28:35Like you love it.
00:28:40All my thighs, my toes.
00:28:43Now lick.
00:28:46Like you love it.
00:28:52Oh my gosh, my toes.
00:28:58Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:00That's fine.
00:29:01Are you okay?
00:29:03No, of course I'm not okay.
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:08Looks fine to me.
00:29:09Right, Amias?
00:29:10Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15No.
00:29:15No.
00:29:16No.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:29This is your fault!
00:29:32Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:39It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:20Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:28How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:32No, A plus.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go.
00:30:54Why did you throw the bullet at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prong Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:38Hey, dude.
00:31:39Hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Dig something quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What do you do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:54Come on, quick.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Oh my God.
00:32:00Oh my God.
00:32:08Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's going to be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:16Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:27Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:32So, how are you really?
00:32:43How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:49Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you alright?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:16Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um, I'm going to get sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:25Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Porsche, let's go.
00:33:40Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping
00:33:49me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:13I...
00:34:14Let me go.
00:34:17That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:36So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:54Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:35:04It took all night that I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus for me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:29Well done, food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:21Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:24Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey guys, uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:36I know.
00:36:41Oh my god, love it.
00:36:43Thanks guys, oh my god.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:52Yeah, sorry, no chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:56Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:19But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:24And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament, where the only
00:37:28thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:35So, who are we playing against?
00:37:38And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:44You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:52Yo, Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:55Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:56What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:14What are you, guys?
00:38:15Excuse me.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17My potential voters are here.
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:34Oh, what a hit.
00:38:37Eat that, bitch.
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:58At least I have a daddy.
00:39:33So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us.
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:42He's competitive.
00:39:43And I'm hot.
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me,
00:39:46not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:49Oh, my God!
00:39:50Herb is a marathon!
00:39:51She's cool like that, man!
00:39:52You're dead!
00:40:04Hey, you okay?
00:40:08Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:09Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:11Boo!
00:40:12You're dead!
00:40:12Get out of here!
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You got to be kidding.
00:40:17Followers are going to hate this.
00:40:19You got this, okay?
00:40:20Come on.
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:33Oh, my God, is that Portia?
00:40:39Whoa, babe, that was some head.
00:40:40Are you okay?
00:40:41Harper's just going to hurt me.
00:40:44Do I look okay?
00:40:46Can you help?
00:40:48Please?
00:41:00Great game.
00:41:01Awesome final serve.
00:41:03My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:05Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:07Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:41:10Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:11Yeah, do it.
00:41:12We'll vote for you.
00:41:13That's like a whole team here.
00:41:15Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:16You're going to be viral.
00:41:17Wow, this might work after all.
00:41:20And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:24Yes, she's gone.
00:41:26I will kill her.
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:30Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:32I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:33She's fucking Poverty Queen.
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:38Who cares?
00:41:39Anderson's my oldest friend, and she's changing him.
00:41:44She might not change you, too.
00:41:45Portia, you've been Prom Queen, like, every year.
00:41:49It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:53Or?
00:41:54Needy.
00:41:56Needy.
00:41:57I was just joking.
00:41:59I didn't mean it.
00:42:01Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:06Just go.
00:42:09Go.
00:42:10I'm fine.
00:42:14I'm not going to let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:33I'm going to fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuums.
00:42:40Happy Valentine.
00:42:54For you.
00:42:56A.
00:42:57Wait.
00:42:58Did Anderson just get me a Valentine?
00:43:05What the fuck?
00:43:07Someone else is giving Harper a Valentine?
00:43:09I know.
00:43:11She looks like a walking cox-offener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:22Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:24It will.
00:43:25That's weird.
00:43:26He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:28So, who's it from?
00:43:30Oh, hey, that's mine.
00:43:32Give it back.
00:43:32How do you know?
00:43:34Had a note?
00:43:35Yeah, who from?
00:43:39Don't even know.
00:43:40But when I find out, I'm going to see some idiots stole it from me.
00:43:49Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:53Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:55Always taking a heavy...
00:43:59Anderson?
00:44:01Oh, what the fuck?
00:44:02Anderson!
00:44:03Anderson!
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Help!
00:44:08Anderson!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11Help!
00:44:11Shit, it's drugs.
00:44:15That was meant for me.
00:44:17Anderson, wake up.
00:44:18Yep.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:22Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:26The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:27It is about to commence.
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:30Oh, sorry.
00:44:33Wake up.
00:44:34Anderson!
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:43You are heavy.
00:44:46You are heavy.
00:44:47Just ton.
00:44:48Wake up.
00:44:49Wake up.
00:44:59Anderson.
00:45:00Anderson, please wake up.
00:45:03Wait.
00:45:06Oh, my God.
00:45:22Finally.
00:45:40No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:43Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel like you're drunk?
00:45:50I'll explain later.
00:45:51Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still not here.
00:45:59Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry
00:46:02clothes
00:46:03and we need to go.
00:46:05Okay, roughly we had a spare shirt that we lost and found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:15Okay, help me in.
00:46:17Yep, yep, that's it.
00:46:20Good little big boy.
00:46:25Cool.
00:46:34You're not ready, babe.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this.
00:46:46You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:51Please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:53Yep, yep, come on, come on.
00:46:54Oh, where are we?
00:46:54Oh, you're staying?
00:46:55Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:56Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our russican has not turned up.
00:47:03Okay, confident, confident.
00:47:06He's here!
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:10A step forward, please.
00:47:13So, this is for your courage.
00:47:16Above and beyond the call of beauty.
00:47:18Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage.
00:47:25You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:42What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait.
00:47:52You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:55It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, trust him.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:09You're just like I'm falling.
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16No.
00:48:16You're feeling of no control.
00:48:19Trying to push it down.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:24Did we shower together?
00:48:28Why?
00:48:29Don't you remember?
00:48:30Not really.
00:48:32I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And you were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:04Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on both counts.
00:49:12I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:15Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:58Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not going to show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Follow me.
00:50:15It's easy for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's going to eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry.
00:50:40You're pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:43Go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:50Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:06Cavendish.
00:51:07I'll have a rent home, Queen.
00:51:08I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:14I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17I'll do it all for you.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:26Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40I need you to do something for me.
00:51:45Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:51:59Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:04I have to make this work.
00:52:05Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:09Okay?
00:52:22Don't worry.
00:52:23My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:25Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:29T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:31The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:34Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:39What?
00:52:39Anderson, no.
00:52:40This is way too much.
00:52:41Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like this.
00:52:47Why not?
00:52:48Because I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:51I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me, okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:09Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:35You know, like my car.
00:53:43All right, I'll do it.
00:53:45Great.
00:53:46Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:48I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me, I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:57Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay, sit.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:04Color?
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:05Black.
00:54:06Funeral.
00:54:07Oh, how good is this?
00:54:11Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:13It's okay, we'll get there.
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:29Mm.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51If she'll accept them.
00:54:52She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:57Don't Hamilton need to be with you.
00:55:00What?
00:55:01Tonight's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:11Sorry.
00:55:12Got an issue.
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:17Okay, girl.
00:55:18Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:41Wow.
00:55:42It's like a dream.
00:55:44It's like a dream.
00:55:55Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should have come running.
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for something.
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:06Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:09It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:25Me.
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:29Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:51Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:52That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:59How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:24Hey, food stamps.
00:57:25You look amazing.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:33Yes.
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:48Welcome, seniors, to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:54Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:17Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:23I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they've got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:28So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:30Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:33I still want to more than anything.
00:58:36But can I trust this?
00:58:49Okay, put your hands here.
00:58:56Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:58:59Okay.
00:59:36It's time to announce.
00:59:38At prom, king and queen.
00:59:40Portia Leon, a queen for many years.
00:59:43Thank you for your service.
00:59:45But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:59Be cool, Portia.
01:00:01What is happening?
01:00:01That crown is mine.
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:10But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
01:00:14were with him.
01:00:16Wait.
01:00:17Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:20No, this isn't real.
01:00:21This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Portia.
01:00:28I gotta go be king.
01:00:34It's hard to play.
01:00:43It's hard to play.
01:00:44The new king and queen.
01:00:51Well done, first of all.
01:00:57I did it, mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:04It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:10I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you, Portia.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so
01:01:30you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:32Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:34Hey, Mayas.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Seth.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:42If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:58Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Now you're getting it.
01:02:32And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:42That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:15You okay?
01:03:16I think so.
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on my hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Oh, fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50You okay?
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:09Uh, I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:26I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:35You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:38Well for a check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:44I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:52Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:54What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:20Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:30Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:36Uh, I got you something.
01:05:43Wow.
01:05:44I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54What?
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28Oh, really?
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:34Um, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:20I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:28I don't think this night could be more
01:08:10I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:22He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:31Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:46If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:49we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yup.
01:09:04And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:07In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hi.
01:09:19Marjuan, have they finished printing?
01:09:22Oh, my God.
01:09:24Oh, my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newt in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:39Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:04Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom,
01:10:20so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:27So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:36If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:49Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:54That is not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it after a tiny little test?
01:11:02You feel bad, right?
01:11:04Yeah.
01:11:11Tell me.
01:11:13There was this guy at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:19He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25To what?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I don't want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47This is savage.
01:11:48I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:58You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship
01:12:05revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper!
01:12:35Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up.
01:12:47Please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:01Come on, get up.
01:13:03Come on!
01:13:06If I could search the world.
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier the night.
01:13:21Oh
01:13:21Call Hamilton
01:13:26Hey
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down
01:13:30Dude look Harper's runoff. I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls. I need you to call her
01:13:36Hopefully she'll pick up for you. Please ma'am. I don't know man. This seems like it's between you and
01:13:42Harper
01:13:43Look Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now. If you don't help me
01:13:47She's gonna disappear forever, and I'll never see you again. You gotta help me man, please
01:13:54Harper
01:13:56Hey
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care apologize to her?
01:14:04Do it now. I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things
01:14:09I'm sorry about that
01:14:12It's fine. It doesn't matter. None of it does. It's over now
01:14:16Ask her if she's gonna let Portia run her out of town
01:14:20Are you really gonna let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right. I
01:14:26Don't belong here. People like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:32Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:37Yeah, I guess
01:14:39With Anderson
01:14:42Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time. It just felt safe with it
01:14:47Ask her if she's really gonna let Portia take that away from her
01:14:53Are you really gonna let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:01It was a $15,000 Breitling watch
01:15:04You wore a men's watch
01:15:06Brent
01:15:08gave me the watch
01:15:10because he he wanted me to go out with him and when I didn't go out with him
01:15:16He told the police that I stole it and I couldn't prove that he was lying
01:15:22Let's see it for Miss Leon
01:15:23Thank you, sir. Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because well, no one needs to steal anything
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim and then I found it stolen and the my
01:15:35Sorry
01:15:36Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker
01:15:41Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:44But it's not it's the police's word another young man's word and Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence
01:15:56Not evidence, but I worked so hard for this
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry? It doesn't make any sense
01:16:06You people like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:17What?
01:16:18And report this to the police
01:16:21No
01:16:23Stop
01:16:25You all will need to see this
01:16:27You all will need to see this
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell
01:16:33Saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him
01:16:39When she rejected him, he lied to the police
01:16:42To punish her
01:16:43For God's sake, Anderson
01:16:45What you got over you? Have some dignity
01:16:52Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry
01:16:59Oh my god, you found it
01:17:02Oh, thank you
01:17:03Thank you, thank you
01:17:04Yeah, I found it
01:17:06In your bedside table
01:17:07Is this true
01:17:10I was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13She'll never be one of us
01:17:14Why can't you all see
01:17:15What a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17She plays the victim
01:17:18So we all feel sorry for her
01:17:19We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon
01:17:24Now, Miss Sullivan
01:17:26What to make of all of this
01:17:30Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology
01:17:33Your scholarship is safe
01:17:35And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:17:39To help make up this
01:17:41Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson
01:17:46Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me, my parents will kill me
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything
01:17:59Harper, the way I feel about you
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't
01:18:05Not by a long shot
01:18:08You might think you're in love
01:18:10But this will not work
01:18:11You'll both come to realize that
01:18:13She's not like us
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that
01:18:15You'll always feel secure and she never will
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:18:20Because you're such a great role model
01:18:23Four wives, all gone
01:18:25Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met
01:18:31Anderson, drop her
01:18:33If you make me choose
01:18:34I'll choose her over you
01:18:37Every time
01:18:38Anderson
01:18:38You don't mean that
01:18:39Listen clearly
01:18:40If you want me to stay in your life
01:18:42You accept Harper
01:18:44Or I'm gone
01:18:47I hope he's right about you
01:18:49Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money
01:18:53With all due respect, I don't really care what you think
01:19:03Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:06I stood up for my girl
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:10So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:22It's a full-time job, food stamps
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like
01:19:35I love you, Harper
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but
01:19:42I think I could handle all that
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe
01:19:48Every day of your life
01:19:51I love you so much
01:19:52Anderson Savage
01:19:55I love you, Harper Sullivan
01:20:20Miss Sullivan
01:20:24What was this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard
01:20:26They had some for me, too
01:20:28Oh, shit
01:20:29Sorry, Dean
01:20:36Food stamps, just open it
01:20:47It's my confirmation
01:20:48I'm in
01:20:49I'm definitely in
01:20:50I don't mean to steal your thunder, but
01:20:57I got an early offer, too
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps
01:21:05Guess I'm gonna have to try harder, then
01:21:08It's perfect, everything's perfect
01:21:17Hey, your mom would be really proud of you
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:24I do
01:21:30I think about what it'd be like
01:21:34The days are hard enough
01:21:36I can't imagine
01:21:38I can't imagine
01:21:40I can't imagine
01:21:41I can't imagine
01:21:42I can't imagine
01:21:43I can't imagine
01:21:44I can't imagine
01:21:44I can't imagine
01:21:44I can't imagine
01:21:44I can't imagine
01:21:45I can't imagine
01:21:45I can't imagine
01:21:45I can't imagine
01:21:45I can't imagine
01:21:46I can't imagine
01:21:46I can't imagine
01:21:48I can't imagine
01:21:49I can't imagine
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