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00:00:01Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:06Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:09You deserve everything.
00:00:10And if that boy even fears to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:16No.
00:00:17She's perfect.
00:00:18I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:21Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:27Um, Ms. Winston, engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:31And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:35Really?
00:00:37I'll find him.
00:00:56Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:09Oh, man.
00:01:11Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:16Ms. Morf, if they find us.
00:01:18Relax.
00:01:18There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:22You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:24Ha ha.
00:01:25And the mannequins and their poppies.
00:01:27Room service.
00:01:46Mission accomplished.
00:01:56To get in there.
00:02:01She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:03I'll take her.
00:02:04There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:07She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:09No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:11I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:16She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:18The mansion.
00:02:19The Porsche.
00:02:21Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:23Sure I do.
00:02:24I just love money more.
00:02:27Can you blame me?
00:02:28It's fun.
00:02:29Here.
00:02:30To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:34Your dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:36He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:38He wants to kill me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:45Careful.
00:02:48What?
00:02:48Does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:51I'm sorry.
00:02:51I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:06Another runaway bride.
00:03:09Classic.
00:03:09Alyssic.
00:03:20Agh.
00:03:31Grandma...
00:03:33Everything hurts.
00:03:36why do i sound like a dude what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here
00:03:44i saved your life five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:50why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:53but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:03:59oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:06oh oh answer yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:19what do you mean that my grandma said what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:23you dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to
00:04:27stay away from my grandma you got it
00:04:31what the hell what the hell what the hell
00:04:39am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:05:01what i'm alive what what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:07i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do you're that suicidal bride
00:05:13you're that jerk who crashed into me
00:05:15oh my god what did you do
00:05:18my identity's complicated if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:24excuse me i am blair woods heirish to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7 with a
00:05:28filthy
00:05:28stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane you were running
00:05:36from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind the wedding is back
00:05:41going on no no no no no absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:45is your choice him or me
00:05:53it's your choice him or me
00:05:57fine fine wait a second he sees back with getting divorced
00:06:00steal
00:06:00honey who's that guy
00:06:08what the hell
00:06:10My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats, you're dumbed.
00:06:16Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:17Too short.
00:06:18Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:23What are you doing?
00:06:26This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:28Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:31Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man, so.
00:06:34And you know what?
00:06:35Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:38Fine.
00:06:39Beyonce, so, come on, loser.
00:06:42What?
00:06:43Blair, I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:51Well, every case in men sucks.
00:06:54That's a coward.
00:06:55Fine.
00:06:56Fine.
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:58Okay, let's get married.
00:06:59On one condition.
00:07:00We try to switch back first.
00:07:02And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:05I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:07Fair enough.
00:07:09Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:14Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:17Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:19I'm game.
00:07:20Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:22I'll grab my car.
00:07:23You know what?
00:07:23I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:28Screw it.
00:07:28Let's get married.
00:07:30Get ready to kneel.
00:07:31Kneel?
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:37All right.
00:07:37A-57.
00:07:41All right.
00:07:42What's your name?
00:07:43Blair Woods.
00:07:44Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:57Are you two sure about this?
00:07:59Yep.
00:08:01Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and I'm not going to lie, this one might
00:08:05need to check open the neck up.
00:08:06Excuse me.
00:08:07Wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:09We're starting.
00:08:10Please process our application.
00:08:11Yeah.
00:08:13Please.
00:08:14All right.
00:08:24Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:26No.
00:08:27Oh, great.
00:08:35You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:37It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:39Stop whining.
00:08:43It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:45Stop whining.
00:08:47My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:49Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:53Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth,
00:08:57hardship, and everything in between?
00:08:59He does.
00:09:00All right, then.
00:09:01In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:03Wonderful.
00:09:04Take that as a yes.
00:09:06Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:09Rings?
00:09:11No, we are not at the kissing party, though.
00:09:13Wait.
00:09:15Stop.
00:09:17Wait.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:19Watch out.
00:09:20God.
00:09:22God.
00:09:30Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:33Hey.
00:09:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:37You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:49Excuse me.
00:09:50I don't know, Mr.
00:09:50But it seems you never get to kiss somebody like me an entire life.
00:09:53Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:09:56Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:00Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:03Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:05I know you hold me in my dreams.
00:10:08You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:12You know we're passionate.
00:10:14I really had a good kiss for all night.
00:10:21This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:24I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental type.
00:10:27It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:29It was my foster mother's.
00:10:31It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:33Oh, my God.
00:10:33No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:34This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:35You should take it back.
00:10:36Oh, we're married.
00:10:37Cheers now.
00:10:39Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:41And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:44Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48All right.
00:10:49Let's go home, husband.
00:10:58Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:13Oh, my God.
00:11:17What are you doing?
00:11:19I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:21It's, like, totally what normal people live on TV.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:28Follow me.
00:11:41So, this is it?
00:11:43My closet is there to lose this entire place.
00:11:45Someone swore for richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:49Was it all just for show?
00:11:50Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:53No, forever is not that long.
00:11:55You could die any day.
00:11:56Wow.
00:11:57Now, morbid, but, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:00Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:02No, not an option.
00:12:03Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:08Fine.
00:12:11Softy little princess.
00:12:13You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:19You're afraid what I might do.
00:12:22What?
00:12:23What?
00:12:23Or what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:25What are you planning?
00:12:26Look, relax.
00:12:27All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:33And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:40Like what things?
00:12:41Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:49I'm sorry.
00:12:50I'm sorry.
00:12:52I'm sorry.
00:12:52A what?
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I'm sorry.
00:12:59A what?
00:13:01I knew he was trouble.
00:13:03This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:06I need to get out of here.
00:13:08Fast.
00:13:14Are you trying to leave?
00:13:16It's too late.
00:13:18My identity is classified.
00:13:19You know too much.
00:13:21Hey, wait.
00:13:21Just please don't call me.
00:13:22I'll stay put.
00:13:22I swear.
00:13:23Okay, relax.
00:13:24Look.
00:13:25As long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:28You're my wife.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:31Wait a second.
00:13:33Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:39Exactly.
00:13:39That's why I brought you here.
00:13:41This is a safe house.
00:13:43And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:48I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:51Get used to it.
00:13:53Go wash up.
00:13:54It's almost that time.
00:13:56But there's only one bed.
00:14:05No, no, no.
00:14:06It was on the bed.
00:14:07You get the couch.
00:14:08No, move it.
00:14:09This is my bed.
00:14:10Don't you ever be sure it's ladies first.
00:14:12I'm a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:14Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:15Are you really a lady?
00:14:17I don't care.
00:14:18I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:19For the record, this is my house.
00:14:22Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:24And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:27Fine.
00:14:28You take the bed.
00:14:30No funny business.
00:14:32Close the door.
00:14:42I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:45I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:15:13I don't know.
00:15:14I'm a little nervous.
00:15:15I don't know.
00:15:15I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:15:16I don't know.
00:15:16I don't know.
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:18I don't know.
00:15:21I don't know.
00:15:21If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated 30 million dollars in skincare,
00:15:27I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:29Got it?
00:15:32Grab your wallet. It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:38Let's go.
00:15:41Hmm. Hmm.
00:15:48Shit.
00:15:49God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:53What are you doing?
00:16:03Chest process.
00:16:07Hey.
00:16:09Don't move.
00:16:10Be a good girl.
00:16:11Okay?
00:16:36Ah.
00:16:37Slay.
00:16:38Mom.
00:16:40Mom.
00:16:41I guess your face really is worth a million dollars.
00:16:44Oh, look, you're really getting good taste.
00:16:46Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:48This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:52Do you wanna try?
00:16:53No.
00:16:56I'll take everything.
00:16:58Ma'am, these are limited edition. They're like a hundred dollars each.
00:17:03My treat.
00:17:09My treat.
00:17:11Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:14Alright, put that down, I'll show you.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:26I hate it.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31Uh, don't move, or, can I cut you?
00:17:35Wait.
00:17:37You're gonna put that on-
00:17:38No.
00:17:39What?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:40I'm here.
00:17:47Is it hot in here?
00:17:48Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:53Okay, don't worry. You rinse it off in your shower.
00:17:56Oh, sh- shower?
00:17:58What?
00:18:12Not really.
00:18:14This is bad.
00:18:16I'm gonna come home.
00:18:16Now, you're gonna do it.
00:18:17Alright, no peeking.
00:18:19Yeah, trust me.
00:18:20Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:22Ouch.
00:18:23Rude mums.
00:18:24Okay, watch it, careful.
00:18:25Come on.
00:18:46Somebody named Raven.
00:18:48Should I pick it up?
00:18:49Um, yeah.
00:18:50Whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:53Mm-hmm.
00:18:58Yo, man.
00:18:59You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:01Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:03Mm-hmm.
00:19:05Let me guess.
00:19:06You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:09Mm-hmm.
00:19:11Figures.
00:19:12You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:14I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:16Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:21Mm-hmm.
00:19:22Mm-hmm.
00:19:25So your boy's outside, and he said something about condition.
00:19:27What the hell?
00:19:28Did you agree?
00:19:28Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:32Wait, hold up.
00:19:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:38What are you doing?
00:19:39What is your problem?
00:19:40At least, mm-hmm.
00:19:41On some underwear.
00:19:52Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:54Good night.
00:19:58Am I interrupting something?
00:20:01See?
00:20:14So?
00:20:16Who's this?
00:20:17My husband.
00:20:18Who's this?
00:20:19Uh, I mean, this is my wife.
00:20:22Bro, you got married?
00:20:24Since when?
00:20:27The, uh, yesterday.
00:20:29Accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just clicked instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:39No problem.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:44But here you are, getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:47Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:49I am straight.
00:20:50So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:56Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:58I'm straight.
00:21:00So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:03I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:06She's as hexter as you are.
00:21:08Anyhoo, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:10This is real talk.
00:21:12Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:14She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:15She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:18Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out
00:21:22the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:26Guess the point. Skip the filler.
00:21:29Hold on.
00:21:33Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:37I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:41Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:44Problem?
00:21:45Wow.
00:21:46She really must be the one.
00:21:49Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:53No, it's not happening. Can't you see we just got married? We are on our honeymoon.
00:21:57Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:02You don't take this mission?
00:22:03You fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:10Your wife or your life.
00:22:13Make your choice.
00:22:18Honeymoon can wait. He'll take the job.
00:22:20That's the spirit.
00:22:24Good luck to you two lovebirds.
00:22:30Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:34No, relax. I'll handle it.
00:22:41Come on.
00:22:44Hello?
00:22:45Blair Woods. You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:52You're so good.
00:22:59Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:03Yeah, he's the love of my life. I'm all in.
00:23:07What's the feeling?
00:23:11Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:15Yeah, he's the love of my life. I'm all in.
00:23:18Bro, listen, believe me.
00:23:23Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement and now you're married this rando?
00:23:29Not on my watch.
00:23:32Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:33No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:34Please, please, we truly love each other.
00:23:44Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:51I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:53Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:23:56What?
00:23:59Yeah, he is gonna give me everything.
00:24:02We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:09But fine.
00:24:11If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:19Mia?
00:24:31What do you know about my migraines?
00:24:34Uh, Blair, she mentioned it.
00:24:37In passing.
00:24:38They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:40Thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44Just in case.
00:24:47That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:50The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:52What he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:55I can't believe I was so blind.
00:24:57Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:00My bad, grandma, but it's over.
00:25:02From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:07Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:09A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:10And even if that's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:14So, love who you love.
00:25:16I could be in London, staring at the...
00:25:20As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:26you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:31As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:38you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:42Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:56Game time.
00:25:57Target's been spotted.
00:26:06Where is she?
00:26:08What is taking him so long?
00:26:11Oh my god, Liam.
00:26:14What happened?
00:26:15What happened?
00:26:18Here, let out.
00:26:19No, no, no, don't pass out, don't pass out.
00:26:21Stay with me, stay with me.
00:26:23What happened? Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:25Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:28Can't find the damn wound, can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:31That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:32No.
00:26:35No.
00:26:35That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:37No hospitals.
00:26:38It's too risky.
00:26:39You help me find the bullet hole, I'll pass the wind myself.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:53Liam.
00:26:56What day is it?
00:26:57Are you seriously checking the calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:00Oh.
00:27:03Plot twist.
00:27:04So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:07You just got your period.
00:27:10Sorry, babe.
00:27:17Oh wait, here, breathe with me.
00:27:23What's you playing here?
00:27:25I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:28By holding my hands?
00:27:29Shh.
00:27:30Science.
00:27:32Study sure that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:36Even for fake couples?
00:27:41Study sure that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:45Even for fake couples?
00:27:47You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:48And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:51It's not fake news.
00:27:56So?
00:27:59Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:02I actually do feel less sucked.
00:28:04Told you.
00:28:06I'm saying I don't normally cramps this bad.
00:28:08But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:11Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:12But I sure don't miss you nearly took me out.
00:28:16Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:22Why do you do it?
00:28:23Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:24The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:26Just seems like, dangerous AF.
00:28:30For my foster mom.
00:28:33Is it her?
00:28:39Mom?
00:28:40She looks really kind.
00:28:43She was.
00:28:46She taught me how to survive.
00:28:48Hmm.
00:28:51So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:56And I won't disappoint her.
00:28:58Okay, I'll help you.
00:29:00Is the evaluation get your shot back?
00:29:02No, absolutely not.
00:29:04End of discussion.
00:29:07But, no.
00:29:08No, absolutely not.
00:29:09End of discussion.
00:29:10You're not doing it.
00:29:11I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:13Okay, well.
00:29:15Uh, besides me, who else is gonna help you?
00:29:17The body's yours.
00:29:19The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:20And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:22Like, teacher, you're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:24I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:30Can't afford to use you two.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:33Alright, come on.
00:29:34What?
00:29:35You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:39No.
00:29:39I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:40I want three favors from you.
00:29:42Non-negotiable.
00:29:45Fine.
00:29:54What the hell just happened?
00:29:56Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:29:58Why...
00:29:59Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:02Alright, get it together, Liam.
00:30:04It was just a kiss.
00:30:05It was just a kiss.
00:30:16Oh, God.
00:30:17What did I just do?
00:30:18Did I kiss him?
00:30:21Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:23Wait.
00:30:24Do I...
00:30:25Like him?
00:30:31Wow.
00:30:36You can actually cook.
00:30:39For a second I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:42Enough talking.
00:30:43Eat up.
00:30:44It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:53This...
00:30:54Is the whole point?
00:30:55That's just the table of contents.
00:30:57Okay, so just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out here?
00:31:0849?
00:31:1050?
00:31:12Okay, keep going.
00:31:13Don't slow down.
00:31:15This pin isn't humane.
00:31:16That was just the warm-up.
00:31:18What?
00:31:20Ah.
00:31:22Oh.
00:31:23Oh, oh.
00:31:24Oh, damn.
00:31:26My barbie's kinda hot.
00:31:29Hi.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:32Oh, damn.
00:31:33My barbie's kinda hot.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:35Answer yourself.
00:31:36That's enough for today.
00:31:38I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:55Okay, relax.
00:31:58That's your own body.
00:32:01When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:04Kissing myself.
00:32:06A memoir.
00:32:07Don't you dare.
00:32:08Oh, God.
00:32:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:09The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:10But that's even worse.
00:32:13Anyway.
00:32:14After lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:17Oh!
00:32:17Let me guess.
00:32:18Uh...
00:32:18Rare jewelry.
00:32:20Ancient Army Max.
00:32:22Oh, I know.
00:32:22Uh, limited edition hair vest.
00:32:30My babies.
00:32:32Impressive, right?
00:32:33These are what you call babies?
00:32:35God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:39Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:41No.
00:32:42You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:43You'll know which one's right.
00:32:46You're my wife now.
00:32:47I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:50Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:52Well then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:02How about this one?
00:33:04Not bad.
00:33:05It's an M200.
00:33:06Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:08But, it's bolt to action.
00:33:10It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:16This is fun.
00:33:20This one.
00:33:38Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:41Gun up.
00:33:47Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:49Are you listening?
00:33:55Are you even listening to me?
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:57Please.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:01Less than one.
00:34:02Observation.
00:34:04Choose any target you want.
00:34:06Focus on me.
00:34:07I'm just...
00:34:11So...
00:34:14Wait.
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:16That's Tasha.
00:34:18Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:20That is wild.
00:34:22What are the odds?
00:34:23Oh, my God.
00:34:23I'm gonna text her later.
00:34:27Sorry.
00:34:27Where are you?
00:34:33Those cheating bastards.
00:34:36I'm gonna kill.
00:34:36No, you're tired.
00:34:42Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:47So...
00:34:48What happened with you and Blair?
00:34:50I want to talk about it.
00:34:51Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:55What?
00:34:56And you just gave up?
00:34:58What?
00:34:58Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that crash route?
00:35:02Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:10I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:14It's pathetic.
00:35:16Honey.
00:35:17Honey.
00:35:18Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:21Do it for our baby.
00:35:23We need her money.
00:35:24Honey.
00:35:30I did everything for her.
00:35:38I gave her everything.
00:35:40When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted them?
00:35:43Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve to play dizzy face with me.
00:35:51Okay, you've been crying for three hours?
00:35:54If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:35:56I know.
00:35:58You know what?
00:35:59I should have.
00:36:00I should have.
00:36:02They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:08They used me for my money.
00:36:09And I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off crazy.
00:36:15And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:24Fight.
00:36:25Fight.
00:36:28You want to play?
00:36:30Let's play.
00:36:35Wait.
00:36:36I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with Fama.
00:36:41One, I suck at being a secret agent.
00:36:42But you still owe me two favors, remember?
00:36:45Wow.
00:36:46Okay.
00:36:46So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:49Let's go.
00:36:50To your husband.
00:36:50The marketing secret.
00:37:03Is that okay?
00:37:07What do you do with the men as you planned?
00:37:11The friend, are you going to let me know.
00:37:14What do you call veil?
00:37:14The men who didn't have ever seen you in the interior of the Mall.
00:37:17I get it. I messed up.
00:37:19And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:21But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:25And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:31if you just get back with me.
00:37:34This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:38Bastard.
00:37:44You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:46Hi, I'm Tasha.
00:37:48Her best friend.
00:37:49Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:54Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:37:58That's new.
00:38:00Don't be like that.
00:38:02You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:03No wonder Blair just feels you.
00:38:08I have some self-respect.
00:38:10And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:13I'm her husband.
00:38:14What?
00:38:15No.
00:38:16Already married?
00:38:19Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:22Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:24But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:29Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:31Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:32This little ambush thing today?
00:38:33Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:35What do you get out of all this?
00:38:36What do I get out of this?
00:38:38Oh, baby.
00:38:40Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:44Oh, my God.
00:38:45I'm grateful for one girl, Pete.
00:38:48Absolutely shameless.
00:38:49I feel sorry for her boyfriend, her guy.
00:38:54Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:38:56You leaving wrecked me, and I just wanted you to give us our mother chains.
00:39:01What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:03God, what's next?
00:39:04You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:09Hey, you.
00:39:13Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:15You like sharing men so much?
00:39:16Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:21Are you insane?
00:39:23You, you're making things up!
00:39:26Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:27All right.
00:39:29Everyone, airdrops on.
00:39:42You bitch!
00:39:43You spied on me!
00:39:46Watch out!
00:39:48You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:51Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:52You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:54Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:56Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:39:57If you ever show your face again,
00:39:59I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:06Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:09You better watch your backs.
00:40:12Please.
00:40:22Did you see this face?
00:40:23This is so exciting.
00:40:26Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:27Oh, please.
00:40:28In my line of work,
00:40:29I pick up a few hot conditions.
00:40:32Hmm.
00:40:34I don't think so.
00:40:38Whatever.
00:40:42Dammit!
00:40:43Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:46It's time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:50I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:41:00Oh, shit.
00:41:02Can you help me with this?
00:41:10Hello?
00:41:11Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:15Something's gone down.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:22Bye.
00:41:24Jesus, come on.
00:41:32Thank God you're here.
00:41:33We've got a problem.
00:41:34Hey, besties.
00:41:36Hey, besties.
00:41:36Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:40Let's get justice.
00:41:42What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:45This.
00:41:46This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:49What?
00:41:50That is impossible.
00:41:51Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:53There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:41:56You're all saying this, right?
00:41:58Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:00Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:02Fine.
00:42:03If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:06And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:10Oh, yeah.
00:42:11Go on.
00:42:12Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:23Let me guess.
00:42:25You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:29How the hell does she know?
00:42:32Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:34I want results in a matter.
00:42:35What?
00:42:36No.
00:42:37I would never do something like this.
00:42:39Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:42I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:48Wait.
00:42:49Wait.
00:42:55You did question my wife's reputation?
00:43:00Nice sign.
00:43:01That face rash is makeup.
00:43:03Are you serious?
00:43:05Are you serious?
00:43:06Time for the salt, defamation, fraud.
00:43:09Congratulations.
00:43:10Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:12The security.
00:43:13No, no, no.
00:43:14I'm so sorry.
00:43:16I didn't mean to.
00:43:16What's the mistake?
00:43:17No.
00:43:17Let me go.
00:43:18Let me go.
00:43:19Come on.
00:43:20Come on.
00:43:21No.
00:43:22No.
00:43:23No.
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:30I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:34I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:36How'd she get in here?
00:43:37No clearance, no invite.
00:43:39It's weird, right?
00:43:41You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:48You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:50Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:52Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:55That is not a rookie move.
00:43:58I bet your ex-fiancée Ethan's behind him.
00:44:03You got proof?
00:44:05Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:07You better watch your backs.
00:44:10I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:16One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:21We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:24Quit patting.
00:44:24Grab your jacket.
00:44:26We're going out.
00:44:34This place is nice.
00:44:36You're not here to party.
00:44:38Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:44You see that bartender over there?
00:44:47He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:48She hands out the assignments.
00:44:50Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:51Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so...
00:44:55You'll have to go along.
00:44:57And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed.
00:45:05Of course, she is.
00:45:06You really need a broken heart type of her, huh?
00:45:08Relax.
00:45:09Never even touched her.
00:45:11They're so messy.
00:45:15They're so messy.
00:45:17They're so messy.
00:45:18They're so messy.
00:45:38They're so messy.
00:45:38I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:44hey where you going sweet home let's have a little phone
00:45:47fuck off
00:45:49come on just relax a little
00:45:51it's not right aren't you
00:45:56you want to play rock you little bitch
00:46:12okay look you have been on me ever since i walked in tonight
00:46:16i'm not i'm here on a mission not whatever this is
00:46:19and i'm giving you one after we handle more pressing matters
00:46:25you've got all night baby nothing going on with her huh
00:46:30men are full of shit sorry baby not tonight
00:46:37let me guess this is about her
00:46:39are you serious you've turned me down for months
00:46:48and you're ready to break protocol for that girl
00:46:51excuse me that is not that girl that is my wife
00:46:54you date for this yeah the elite agent ring
00:46:58obviously she's a nobody
00:47:03she's a nobody okay well i'm gonna share whatever i have with my partner so
00:47:11an agent dreaming of love like sun civilian
00:47:15you're so childish
00:47:19thank you
00:47:21wake up this mission comes straight from the chief
00:47:24there's no room for mistakes
00:47:28right well save your concern
00:47:40chief
00:47:40are you sure nighthawk is the right choice for this mission
00:47:45of course
00:47:46he's married blair
00:47:48it could compromise everything
00:47:54even better
00:47:56that's exactly what i hoped for
00:47:59let's see if my little bird stays loyal
00:48:02or breaks
00:48:08you little bitch you want to play rough
00:48:10you're asking for it
00:48:12let me show you what a real man's capable of you filthy whore
00:48:21nighthawk
00:48:22wait
00:48:22who's nighthawk
00:48:24nighthawk
00:48:24it's you
00:48:25my god
00:48:26are you dead
00:48:27she said no
00:48:28listen nighthawk please
00:48:29i didn't know
00:48:30i didn't know she was your girl
00:48:31i'm sorry
00:48:32you know what
00:48:33you're lucky
00:48:34get lost
00:48:39pray that we don't meet again
00:48:46you're lucky
00:48:47you're lucky
00:48:55i'm sorry i didn't get there sooner
00:48:59it's not your fault
00:49:02i just haven't felt that helpless in so long
00:49:06it's like i was right back in my childhood
00:49:09trying to survive
00:49:14don't worry
00:49:19from now on i'll protect you
00:49:35okay careful
00:49:37if you keep looking at me like that i think you actually like
00:49:40what
00:49:40oh
00:49:41what
00:49:42no i you
00:49:43you're in my body
00:49:45i'm just protecting my property
00:49:46what you're the one with secret admirers falling all over you
00:49:50no marion doesn't count
00:49:52oh
00:49:53it's nothing between us
00:49:54have you ever had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job
00:50:00but
00:50:00i mean we
00:50:03i technically were already
00:50:05married so
00:50:06you could quit your job
00:50:07and
00:50:07work for my company
00:50:09i'll take care of you
00:50:12it's not my way of living
00:50:13besides
00:50:15you're my wife
00:50:16i should be the one supporting you
00:50:18but
00:50:19who
00:50:19who said that i agreed to be your wife
00:50:24have you thought about what we'll do
00:50:26we're stuck in these bodies forever
00:50:31yeah i mean not ideal
00:50:34but
00:50:36i don't know i can get used to it
00:50:39i just have to learn how to pee standing up
00:50:44well if you around it
00:50:46might not be so bad
00:50:51and then i'll just study really hard at
00:50:53being good at sex
00:50:55as a man
00:50:56okay um
00:50:57no we're gonna switch back
00:50:59it's fine
00:51:00i'll figure it out
00:51:01oh you're not interested in that
00:51:04oh my god
00:51:05i will never understand
00:51:06men and their weird pride
00:51:08okay shut up
00:51:11um
00:51:11let's
00:51:12get back to the business
00:51:13find out who our next target is
00:51:17wait
00:51:17our target's an international spy
00:51:22oh wait that's me
00:51:23no come on
00:51:24i'm
00:51:24i am not an international spy
00:51:26this is a mistake
00:51:28that's a mistake
00:51:30no
00:51:30you know
00:51:31no i've heard rumors
00:51:32at the agency
00:51:33they call it the x-files
00:51:36it's uh
00:51:37fake missions
00:51:38to cover up dirty work
00:51:39for billionaires
00:51:41you sure you didn't piss off
00:51:43the wrong person
00:51:46ethan
00:51:47son of a
00:51:48bitch
00:52:00check
00:52:01okay
00:52:02uh
00:52:03hack the system
00:52:04and trace the payments
00:52:05it's definitely
00:52:09fine
00:52:11you want to play dirty
00:52:12i'll play dirty
00:52:14what's your plan
00:52:15so you know that company
00:52:16that's under his name
00:52:18yeah that was a birthday gift from me
00:52:20back when i was stupid
00:52:23and i'm gonna take you back
00:52:26done
00:52:26well
00:52:27that should be enough evidence
00:52:29to sink in
00:52:29bastard
00:52:34looks like your email's working
00:52:36tomorrow's headlines
00:52:37just found their next star
00:52:40nice
00:52:43your scandal is everywhere
00:52:44ethan
00:52:45everyone knows you cheated on the woods
00:52:47heiress
00:52:47our company stock is crashing because of this
00:52:50so you better give us an answer
00:52:52by today
00:52:53what the hell is pr doing then
00:52:55get those headlines scrubbed
00:52:58now
00:52:58let's be real
00:53:00our pr team is a joke
00:53:02compared to what woods family's got
00:53:03do the right thing
00:53:05ethan
00:53:06step down now
00:53:07or
00:53:08i'll make sure the board votes you out
00:53:10step down
00:53:12step down
00:53:13i am the chairman of this company
00:53:16you cannot remove me from it
00:53:17are you sure about that
00:53:20blair
00:53:20you've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company
00:53:25is this your company
00:53:26security
00:53:29what do you want me to do
00:53:30remove that
00:53:32are you deaf
00:53:32remove that
00:53:35sorry ethan
00:53:36we're actually not here to chat
00:53:37we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:38what the hell are you talking about
00:53:43sorry ethan
00:53:44we're actually not here to chat
00:53:45we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:46what the hell are you talking about
00:53:48okay
00:53:49well let's go through the fine bread
00:53:50shall we
00:53:56blair woods
00:53:57now owns
00:53:5851%
00:53:59of the company
00:54:01making her the majority shareholder
00:54:02and as such
00:54:04the chairwoman
00:54:05has complete hiring and firing authority
00:54:07ethan grayson
00:54:09tasha blake
00:54:11you are fired
00:54:14no no no no you see
00:54:15i built this company from nothing
00:54:18you cannot just take it from me
00:54:20buddy
00:54:20take a long heart
00:54:22more than one
00:54:23if you even have one
00:54:24this company
00:54:25i
00:54:26my wife
00:54:27built it
00:54:28and she gave it to you
00:54:29and now she's taking it back
00:54:30so
00:54:30you got a problem
00:54:30oh and one more thing
00:54:32we know about the little influencer
00:54:33we've already filed a suit
00:54:35the credit for the competition
00:54:36so
00:54:36get ready to be served
00:54:37girls like you would never understand
00:54:40i worked my ass off to get here
00:54:43and you think you can just stroll in and take it
00:54:45can't i have one damn thing without you
00:54:48killing it too
00:55:04somebody call an ambulance
00:55:05i think
00:55:06they're the same thing
00:55:07as long as you're safe
00:55:19raven i want the best person you have here in 20 minutes
00:55:22i don't care if that's driving more than chains
00:55:29if he dies
00:55:31i will make sure that you go down with him
00:55:3710 years retired
00:55:39i didn't expect to be pulled out of bed
00:55:41for your gunpoint
00:55:42and choppered here tonight
00:55:43desperate times doctor
00:55:45lucky you acted fast
00:55:4610 minutes later
00:55:48he'd be gone
00:55:51come on doc
00:55:52let's do this for love
00:55:53for you to buy this thing
00:56:04why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:10i mean
00:56:11what if you died
00:56:12what the hell would i do then?
00:56:22it hurts
00:56:23doesn't it?
00:56:26i wish i could take the pain for you
00:56:44i want to take the pain for you
00:56:57have one
00:56:57i don't know
00:56:58i said
00:56:58absolutebish
00:56:58of nothing
00:56:58so
00:56:58he might have no doubt
00:57:01no way
00:57:03please switch back
00:57:07no way
00:57:09please switch back
00:57:11Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:14switch back
00:57:26you haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:29I don't fucking care
00:57:31I've waited too long
00:57:36it's gone, everything's gone
00:57:38you have to help me
00:57:39pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:43Gloria, you're the one
00:57:44who gave the order, this is on you
00:57:46so, if you want your little secret
00:57:49going in public, I suggest you help me
00:57:51fine, one
00:57:52last shot, I want
00:57:55Blair out of the picture, this time
00:57:57for good
00:58:03how are you feeling
00:58:07do you want something
00:58:10do you need something
00:58:12didn't she say old man
00:58:13helps with pain
00:58:15didn't you say that was fake news
00:58:17yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:19it turns out
00:58:20if you're somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:24yeah, well, I did some research
00:58:26it turns out
00:58:28if you're somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:34okay, well, since you're so into me
00:58:40I guess you can stay in my husband
00:58:43for a little longer
00:58:52you know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:56when this whole
00:58:58body switch nonsense happened
00:59:02sometimes I always switch back
00:59:05I guess prayers really do work
00:59:11um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:22wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:26taking a knife for a woman
00:59:27it's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:31almost
00:59:32can you not
00:59:34what do you want
00:59:35has it ever occurred to you
00:59:36what's going to happen
00:59:37when your cover gets blown
00:59:38you get one life, Liam
00:59:40how many times are you gonna
00:59:41throw it in front of hers
00:59:43he's right
00:59:44as long as she's with me
00:59:46she'll always be in danger
00:59:48what the hell do I do
00:59:59you know, I do have to break up
01:00:00this little soap opera
01:00:01but you do realize
01:00:02that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:04um, okay, I'm gonna just go
01:00:06you guys fuck
01:00:14what?
01:00:16spit it out
01:00:17just a heads up, Liam
01:00:18you blew up the mission
01:00:20you pissed off the client
01:00:21Gloria's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:25I'm just saying
01:00:28watch your back
01:00:30understood
01:00:30but no one's touching Blair
01:00:32not now, not ever
01:00:44all this fuss
01:00:45for a girl
01:00:49you know what's funny
01:00:50you raise a little bird long enough
01:00:52they start to think that they can fly
01:00:55all on their own
01:00:57I'm sorry, man
01:00:58save it
01:01:00go take your punishment
01:01:07this Blair Woods
01:01:09has to die
01:01:18hey, queen
01:01:19what are you doing tonight?
01:01:20wanna have some fun?
01:01:22okay, cool
01:01:26Liam
01:01:26we should go dancing tonight
01:01:28and finally relax a bit
01:01:30I'm not going
01:01:33figures
01:01:34guess you only stuck around
01:01:36because of the body swap
01:01:37real Hushman material, huh?
01:01:41we should probably finalize
01:01:42the divorce
01:01:46what are you talking about?
01:01:48that was the deal, right?
01:01:52once you switch back
01:01:53they call it
01:01:56fine
01:02:00it's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:14cheers
01:02:17you've been married for how long now?
01:02:20and we've never even seen your husband
01:02:21come on
01:02:24bring him out tonight
01:02:25no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:27we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:29yeah
01:02:30but you still like him though
01:02:32I mean
01:02:34I
01:02:34then go for it
01:02:36I mean, it's safe
01:02:37it's never your style
01:02:41wait, no girl
01:02:42you are wasted
01:02:44I'm calling a cab
01:02:45no
01:02:46no, come on
01:02:47I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:49please
01:02:50you can go out whenever you want
01:02:52it's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:54no, you don't have to say it like that
01:02:58mmm
01:02:58oh my god
01:03:00who is this potty?
01:03:17oh my god
01:03:19who is that potty?
01:03:20how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:23Blair?
01:03:24who's this?
01:03:25I'm her husband
01:03:27nice to meet you
01:03:30damn, Blair
01:03:31where did you find him?
01:03:32he looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:34yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:38seriously?
01:03:39damn, girl
01:03:40you are so lucky
01:03:41what does he do?
01:03:44um
01:03:46he's
01:03:46a model
01:03:47yeah
01:03:48he's a model
01:03:49I knew it
01:03:50come on
01:03:51show us some photos
01:03:53no, no
01:03:54another time
01:03:54I promise
01:03:55but tonight
01:03:55I'm going to steal my wife away from me
01:03:57because she's a little drunk
01:03:58what?
01:03:59no
01:04:01bye, Blair
01:04:02come back soon
01:04:08jeez
01:04:08okay
01:04:08slow down
01:04:10no
01:04:10you're going too fast
01:04:12you really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:14yeah
01:04:16thanks, though
01:04:18thanks for what?
01:04:19for picking me up
01:04:21even though you ignored my calls
01:04:23asshole
01:04:24well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:31okay
01:04:33just breathe
01:04:34here
01:04:36I'm going to put you, uh, right here
01:04:39well
01:04:42you okay?
01:04:43thanks
01:04:45I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:47wait here
01:04:48ew
01:05:03leon?
01:05:04what the hell?
01:05:06if you scream
01:05:07I'll kill you
01:05:18where's it?
01:05:20where's it?
01:05:23Shhh.
01:05:28Shhh.
01:05:33Shhh.
01:05:40Ew.
01:05:42Well, well.
01:05:44I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:50Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:52I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:55That look.
01:05:58I hate that look.
01:06:00It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:02Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:05Well, you are just a parasite living off of one of the success, so...
01:06:09Why would I respect you?
01:06:11Cute. Very cute.
01:06:13Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:15You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:19You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:25Nice.
01:06:26Well, you want to know something fun, Blair?
01:06:29Where'd you go?
01:06:30I don't even want you dead.
01:06:32Someone else does.
01:06:34You made enemies, babe.
01:06:36Big ones.
01:06:40Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:43Use every connection you have.
01:06:44No screw-ups.
01:06:48But, if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you
01:06:54dead.
01:06:57In your dreams, loser.
01:07:00You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:06The jam.
01:07:07Perfect.
01:07:08The jam!
01:07:09You got lucky.
01:07:12Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:24Why?
01:07:25Why?!
01:07:25Why?
01:07:33You keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:42you okay
01:07:43you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:47i'm scared
01:07:48i'm scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:50but i'm done pushing you away
01:07:52blair
01:07:53i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:57how the hell did you
01:07:58find us
01:08:01oh
01:08:09my turn
01:08:13who sent you
01:08:17you were in way over your head
01:08:25fine
01:08:26i'll tell you
01:08:28i'll tell you
01:08:29it was the agency
01:08:32you know
01:08:33the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:37and you guys pissed off
01:08:38the people who are
01:08:40what
01:08:43what
01:08:48stay behind me
01:09:00nice liam
01:09:01still sharp
01:09:02just as i trained you
01:09:13couldn't even get the job done
01:09:15still didn't have to run his mouth
01:09:18pathetic
01:09:22long time
01:09:23long time
01:09:23i see blair
01:09:27you're looking more like your father all the time
01:09:30trust me
01:09:31that is not a compliment
01:09:35my father
01:09:36didn't anyone tell you
01:09:38i'm gloria
01:09:39liam's loving foster mom
01:09:42and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:49gloria
01:09:50what are you talking about
01:09:54of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:09:57she only ever had eyes for her
01:09:59precious son
01:10:00don't worry
01:10:01i killed your father
01:10:04she'll think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:05and the little old witch is next
01:10:09you mean that my father's death wasn't your accident
01:10:12no
01:10:13no
01:10:16he got in my way
01:10:17you all did
01:10:19the woods family fortune
01:10:21should have been mine
01:10:26and you liam
01:10:28time to come home good boy
01:10:42so you're teasing her
01:10:43over me
01:10:46i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:49not even you
01:10:51fine
01:10:52then you will die
01:10:53with her
01:11:13what's happening
01:11:15poison gas
01:11:17then lay down and die quietly
01:11:19won't you
01:11:26you're breathing the same night that we are
01:11:28and you're still standing
01:11:31that means there must be an antidote
01:11:34clever
01:11:35must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:38but now we must not save you
01:11:40i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:48you really are my finest creation
01:11:51is everything i did never enough for you
01:11:53i don't care
01:11:55all i ever wanted is what's mine
01:11:57and it will crash anywhere
01:11:58it gets in my way
01:12:00well i'm not your weapon
01:12:01if you try to hurt her
01:12:03i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:23even after everything that you did
01:12:26grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:28you
01:12:29she never stopped loving you
01:12:32you don't deserve anything you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:37why
01:12:38after we finish him
01:12:40you're next
01:12:43once i finish him
01:12:45you're next
01:12:49glory woods
01:12:50drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:53hands up in the air
01:12:54turn around slowly
01:12:56don't reach for anything
01:12:57drop the weapon now
01:13:01pass the top of your head
01:13:04stop moving
01:13:05don't resist lady
01:13:06turn around
01:13:07she's reaching
01:13:08okay
01:13:08sit back
01:13:11when you're stuck
01:13:12i swear
01:13:12i will kill them both
01:13:14glory
01:13:15stop
01:13:16your brother
01:13:17he died trying to save you
01:13:20you think he abandoned you
01:13:22gloria no
01:13:23he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:26ten million dollars
01:13:28just to keep you safe
01:13:31he pushed you away
01:13:33just to protect you
01:13:35and
01:13:36even when you were gone
01:13:38he watched over you
01:13:39until the day he died
01:13:43you're lying
01:13:44you're the same as you can see her
01:13:48but i'm not falling for it
01:13:50enough
01:13:56this
01:13:57ends here
01:14:01you're the rest
01:14:02put your hands on the way
01:14:02no
01:14:03no get off of me
01:14:04stop it
01:14:05who are you
01:14:06get the hell off of me
01:14:07do you
01:14:08get the hell off of me
01:14:10you okay
01:14:21former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:24arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:27source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:31hey
01:14:35how did you find her
01:14:37you're good people
01:14:39don't let raven's slacker vibe fool you
01:14:41i'm not going to check any stop to you
01:14:46didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:49aren't you
01:14:50angry
01:14:54i was
01:14:55but
01:14:56i don't know
01:14:59now i just
01:14:59it isn't done
01:15:02karen
01:15:06from now on
01:15:07i'll be by your side
01:15:15wow
01:15:17beautiful
01:15:19okay just eat it
01:15:20i made it with love
01:15:21okay so uh
01:15:23forks are actually kind of a
01:15:24challenge for me right now
01:15:27oh
01:15:27okay so
01:15:29what i'm hearing is
01:15:30you want me to feed you
01:15:33okay
01:15:38you know i want more than pasta
01:15:40okay what
01:15:42you
01:15:55blair wins
01:15:59will you marry me
01:16:01again
01:16:04but for real this time
01:16:04yeah
01:16:07yeah
01:16:08yeah
01:16:08yeah
01:16:10yeah
01:16:11yeah
01:16:12yeah
01:16:12yeah
01:16:14yeah
01:16:14yeah
01:16:15yeah
01:16:16yeah
01:16:27yeah
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