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00:00:01You drink trash, trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley
00:00:06behind a school. You're nothing.
00:00:08You're paperless, Paxton!
00:00:10What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong, rich, handsome. I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:16My parents are still alive.
00:00:19Trash boy, trash boy!
00:00:22Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:27Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I didn't need your help, Angie. I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:39You're an idiot, Jack. A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you. One day you're gonna be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:58That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock. On tonight's win, clicking the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Source to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American
00:01:13title.
00:01:18Hey, Jack! Sun's up! Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves!
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance.
00:01:32Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:38Some day soon, Golden Boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:55Hey, kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:02:01Really? Yeah, come on.
00:02:03You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:08Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, kid. Happy birthday. You know.
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that, Vic?
00:02:22No, you won't. I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:26You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:29Hm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:34Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:36I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:39Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:45What the hell, Vic?
00:02:51You know, we were just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:54Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:57Come on, Vic.
00:02:57I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:01It's not life. He's the help.
00:03:03I swear to God. Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:08so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:13That's funny. That's funny. Excuse me.
00:03:23I'm sorry.
00:03:29What a jerk.
00:03:30Did he hurt you?
00:03:32What the hell, Angie?
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:41Angie.
00:03:45Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:47You don't have any real friends.
00:03:49They think you're all weak.
00:03:51We can hinge.
00:03:52Fighting for Nam. Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:54On tonight's win.
00:03:55Clutching.
00:03:58I'm gonna show them all.
00:04:00I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:02Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that, McDonald's.
00:04:10And... told you.
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:30Good to meet you, though.
00:04:36You... you need a new mop?
00:04:38You don't know who I am?
00:04:40Am I supposed to?
00:04:41You're a janitor.
00:04:43I can't believe it.
00:04:44I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:45He forgot me?
00:04:46Good luck.
00:04:49I should interview more often.
00:04:50With the camera.
00:04:51He makes my jaw pump.
00:04:53He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:57Oh my God! Paxton!
00:04:59Angie!
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:01How you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:06Broke some records, broke some hearts.
00:05:08You know how it is.
00:05:09God, you look amazing.
00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:16All right, gym bonies and gym rats, listen up!
00:05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:24Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:27As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:32Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:35I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground Fighting Tour.
00:05:42This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:45Let's get it on! Come on!
00:06:05You're next.
00:06:06He's challenging me?
00:06:08Does he remember who I am?
00:06:10Looks like you're up, dad.
00:06:12Paxton!
00:06:13Hey!
00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:19Winner gets into sponsorship.
00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:24What?
00:06:25What's so funny?
00:06:30You're a twig, man.
00:06:31I'd destroy you.
00:06:33Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:34And go wash my gym shorts.
00:06:36See?
00:06:36I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:39Because...
00:06:39That's what we like to eat.
00:06:43Alright, alright!
00:06:44Come on!
00:06:45Jack, cut it out!
00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter.
00:06:49And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:56Did you say Jack?
00:06:58So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:02Eh...
00:07:03Doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:05You're dead!
00:07:07You're dead!
00:07:07Oh, yeah?
00:07:08And, uh...
00:07:09How do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:13Back off the hill!
00:07:16Got it!
00:07:17Got it!
00:07:26You want me?
00:07:28Come and get me.
00:07:36Careful there!
00:07:37You might tire yourself out.
00:07:38Shut up!
00:07:44I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:46Oh...
00:07:47Oh, you asked for it, you animal cake.
00:08:02You're gonna regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:05Vic Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:09What do you say, Ange?
00:08:12You're gonna make an honest man.
00:08:17What are you doing?
00:08:18Go out there!
00:08:21Go out there!
00:08:24I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:28I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.
00:08:31No!
00:08:32I mean attacks!
00:08:32Angie?
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:40What happened?
00:08:41Who did this to you?
00:08:42It was those fucking rat robes.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them!
00:08:50What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic.
00:08:54He's a monster.
00:08:56Vic?
00:08:57My chief investor?
00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men.
00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:14Wanna go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not.
00:09:19Boys!
00:09:20Hey Jack.
00:09:22From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:25What?
00:09:27Are you firing me?
00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead.
00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:35Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:42No, you can't do that.
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:44I won that fight.
00:09:45Just settle down over there.
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:55Plus, think about it.
00:09:56The rags to riches story.
00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:02He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:04What about me?
00:10:05You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:07And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:10There?
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:16I'll do it.
00:10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:21Try it, punk.
00:10:23Hey, boys!
00:10:24I got a paper to ask.
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:28Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30It'd be an honor.
00:10:31Sit down.
00:10:32That's perfect.
00:10:34You're both hired.
00:10:35Both of us?
00:10:38We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:45She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching him.
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:53Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:57And talk.
00:10:58Like functional adults.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:02I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:07You wanna learn to fight, right?
00:11:08So, let me teach you.
00:11:10The right way.
00:11:12Well reasoned.
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:14She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:16Hey!
00:11:17Don't.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:21It doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:23It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:25Jack's right.
00:11:28So go on.
00:11:29Teach me.
00:11:30You're my trainers, right?
00:11:32So give me a demonstration.
00:11:42Alright.
00:11:43I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:44And it's gonna come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:50So.
00:11:55Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:04Alright Angie, so when we're in this position, what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna go.
00:12:08What is going on here?
00:12:14You know what?
00:12:16I don't wanna know.
00:12:18I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:22Paxton.
00:12:23Take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:26Show him how to sign up.
00:12:28Right away, sir.
00:12:31You snoozy lose, my boy.
00:12:33Hey!
00:12:34So.
00:12:35I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:39Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:41At 7pm.
00:12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:47Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:51That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:56Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:59Yo!
00:13:00Let's go!
00:13:03I'll be there.
00:13:06Don't be late.
00:13:08Look, man.
00:13:10I don't like you.
00:13:11And you don't like me.
00:13:12We've established that, okay?
00:13:13So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:16What's the hurry?
00:13:16You got a date or something?
00:13:19With Angie?
00:13:21Get out of town.
00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:23Jealous?
00:13:24Dude, been there, done now.
00:13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:28He used to date Angie?
00:13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:34I will not.
00:13:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:38That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:39Alright.
00:13:40Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:43What?
00:13:45It's locked.
00:13:49Eventually?
00:13:50My date with Angie's at 7pm.
00:13:52I'm gonna miss it.
00:13:53And...
00:13:53Fumble.
00:14:05Well, well, well.
00:14:07Hey, Luigi.
00:14:08Look at the fart blew it.
00:14:10Hey, man.
00:14:11I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:16You look like a little boy.
00:14:18You making fun of me?
00:14:19Duh.
00:14:20You riding here on the short bus?
00:14:22Why don't we improve this luck a little bit?
00:14:28Oh!
00:14:29What the f...
00:14:31That's it!
00:14:35Whoa!
00:14:36Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:38I don't need a tournament to frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' faces.
00:14:43How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:44Yo!
00:14:45Your back pocket.
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:46What the f...
00:14:49Oh, shit!
00:14:56Wait!
00:14:58Wait!
00:15:06I need to find that kid faster or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:12Enzo.
00:15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:15He'll understand, right?
00:15:16You're fired!
00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:21That's a bad idea.
00:15:24Angie.
00:15:25Maybe she'll have the money.
00:15:27What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:34Yo!
00:15:36You lookin' for me?
00:15:39Ugh.
00:15:43Ugh!
00:15:45Ugh!
00:15:47Oh!
00:15:48Jesus, man!
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50That's a strong reaction.
00:15:51Been lookin' for you.
00:15:53What's wrong?
00:15:54I might have lost my money.
00:15:56Oh!
00:15:56You what?!
00:15:58Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you!
00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'.
00:16:03Wow!
00:16:03What an all-over twist, right?
00:16:05Alright.
00:16:05I'll take pity on you.
00:16:06How much you need?
00:16:07I don't need your money, man.
00:16:09I'm gonna find the kid.
00:16:10I don't need a frickin' hand out from you.
00:16:11Alright.
00:16:13Whatever you say, dawg.
00:16:15Think, Jack.
00:16:16Think.
00:16:17A kid kinda reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:33He really is just like me.
00:16:35Listen.
00:16:36My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:39They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:41Oh!
00:16:43Nice job.
00:16:46Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:47Let's beat that job.
00:16:50Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job.
00:16:52Wait.
00:16:52We can't.
00:16:53He's just a kid.
00:16:54We can't beat him up.
00:16:55He's a thief.
00:16:57He's a woman.
00:17:00Just like I was.
00:17:03He's probably an orphan too, homeless.
00:17:07He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:09Wait.
00:17:10Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:18Let him keep it.
00:17:19Honestly, yeah.
00:17:21It reminds me of someone.
00:17:23I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:26Has Paxton changed?
00:17:34Besides, man.
00:17:35Beating up homeless kids was so ten years ago for me.
00:17:39Got better shit to do now.
00:17:40Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:44Welp.
00:17:45I'm by the dip.
00:17:48By the way.
00:17:49Don't you have that date?
00:17:53Shit.
00:17:54I still need to register.
00:17:57No, no, no, no.
00:17:58Wait.
00:17:58Please.
00:18:00I need to secure my spot on the tournament.
00:18:01Here.
00:18:02I know it's not enough money.
00:18:03Look, baby.
00:18:04Save it.
00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:08I was waiting outside.
00:18:09You can't close now.
00:18:10It's out of my hands.
00:18:11I saw the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:17Shit.
00:18:18Not those guys again.
00:18:20Hey!
00:18:22Wait up.
00:18:24Look who it is.
00:18:26Shake covered stick man.
00:18:29So what do you want?
00:18:30A challenge.
00:18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:35What if you lose?
00:18:36Huh?
00:18:37What could you even offer?
00:18:38Where did she come from?
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46Ah!
00:18:47Ugh!
00:18:49Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:52Give me that shit.
00:18:53Get out of here.
00:19:00Finally.
00:19:01Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxson-Litlock.
00:19:09Hello? Angie?
00:19:10Where are you, Jack?
00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:17I'm coming.
00:19:19Stay right there.
00:19:29Angie!
00:19:31There you are.
00:19:33I'm sorry.
00:19:34You left me waiting.
00:19:37You look beautiful.
00:19:40I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but...
00:19:45Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:47It's alright now.
00:19:48Did he touch you?
00:19:48He got scared off.
00:19:49Did he hurt you?
00:19:50It's fine.
00:19:52He got scared off.
00:19:54Bye.
00:19:55You sure you want me to wear this?
00:19:56I mean, red is so not my cover.
00:20:01Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:03Thanks.
00:20:05What is he doing here?
00:20:07I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:10Wait, you thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:15I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:17It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:20:20Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:21And so when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:24Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:26It's alright.
00:20:26It's clear.
00:20:27Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:29I'm the more reliable.
00:20:32It's fine, right?
00:20:33Everything is fine.
00:20:34Double the date.
00:20:36It's double the protection, right?
00:20:39And double the fun.
00:20:40So, what do you say?
00:20:44Yeah, fine.
00:20:47As you wish.
00:20:49Alright.
00:20:50Go on.
00:20:53Here.
00:20:55Use the shed to change.
00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?
00:20:59Yes, ma'am.
00:21:04You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:06I think she likes it.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08She likes me, man.
00:21:16Briefs?
00:21:17What?
00:21:18What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:19I like to keep the boys all supportive.
00:21:23What do you wear?
00:21:23Baggy boxers?
00:21:31He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:33You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:37Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:42Look, dude.
00:21:43If you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for
00:21:46a dance.
00:21:47Right now.
00:21:48Right now.
00:21:49She'd never dance with you.
00:21:51You think so?
00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:21:55If you forgot.
00:21:56We used to love dancing.
00:21:59Real.
00:22:02Dirty.
00:22:04Dirty dancing.
00:22:07Hey!
00:22:08Give me back my pants!
00:22:09Hey!
00:22:10Give me back my...
00:22:13Pants.
00:22:16Pants.
00:22:20Oh, shit!
00:22:21What should I do now?
00:22:38What are you wearing?
00:22:39I can explain.
00:22:40Wow!
00:22:42Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:43On clearance from the dumpster store, or?
00:22:47Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:49Thanks, Angie.
00:22:51I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:22:53Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:22:55Rags to riches.
00:22:57Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:00We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:04All right.
00:23:05You guys stay put.
00:23:06I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes.
00:23:10You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:11Oh, thanks, Doug.
00:23:17Angie Bianchi.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19He's about to make a move.
00:23:20May I have this dance?
00:23:27Wow, um...
00:23:28Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:33And I like...
00:23:34Hey, thanks.
00:23:35You were both my dates, right?
00:23:38And I guess I'll just have to dance with both of you.
00:24:03Oh!
00:24:04Fuck.
00:24:19Jack, come on.
00:24:20No.
00:24:20I got introduced you.
00:24:21Wait, Angie, what are you doing, man?
00:24:22Come on, come on.
00:24:22Let's go.
00:24:26What was that?
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:30Really?
00:24:31That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:33What?
00:24:34Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:36You know that.
00:24:36Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:38I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:40There was a full suit in the back of everything.
00:24:43Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:46Angie, yeah.
00:24:48I miss him.
00:24:58What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:59Mind if I take a tournament dance floor, or would you rather just skip to come home with
00:25:03me, huh?
00:25:03Let's go.
00:25:05All right, Jack, this is Cynthia, who's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about, the Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:16Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:17All right, it's good to hear you.
00:25:19It smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:28All right, now hold on.
00:25:30Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:31He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:34This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:39That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:42This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:45The public life is for the rich.
00:25:53Hey.
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us.
00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:00He's a good kid.
00:26:04Hey, man.
00:26:05Nice to get this off, man.
00:26:13Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:16I don't belong here.
00:26:19I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:25He's brought the fucking girl.
00:26:27Come on.
00:26:28Help.
00:26:28Help.
00:26:29Somebody help me.
00:26:30Help.
00:26:30Angie?
00:26:37Jackie, my boy.
00:26:38How you doing, kid?
00:26:40I hope you already ate.
00:26:41Since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:47What's so funny?
00:26:49Oh, Paxton.
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:54He says that little jandiger that he's been carting around
00:26:56has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:59Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:02He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook
00:27:05than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:08Paxton, what?
00:27:09I never.
00:27:10If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:13I'm the best in the world.
00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:17So believe me when I say that that kid,
00:27:20there is no one else like him.
00:27:25What do you want with Angie?
00:27:27Isn't it obvious?
00:27:29I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm a man.
00:27:34Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:37You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:43What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:44Three?
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46Three more times, huh?
00:27:48This guy's funny.
00:27:50I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:52Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:54Let's go.
00:27:59All right.
00:28:00What's two more times?
00:28:04Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:07Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:09Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10Man.
00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:16You should be thanking me.
00:28:17Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:20Okay, okay.
00:28:22Enough, enough.
00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?
00:28:33Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:35It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:38What a great performance.
00:28:40Well, let's get real.
00:28:42You're alone.
00:28:44And you ain't invincible.
00:28:48We'll swallow that.
00:28:57Where's Angie?
00:28:58She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:59I got this.
00:29:00Hey, shut up.
00:29:00I need you on my six.
00:29:12Angie!
00:29:13Hey, boys.
00:29:15Care to give me a hand?
00:29:21I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:24If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:30we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:31But yeah, thanks.
00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:37Wake the fuck up!
00:29:47It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:50Until next time.
00:29:58Is this your beer?
00:30:09Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:12Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:15No, man.
00:30:16But what about all the...
00:30:18The tournament to fight?
00:30:19All right?
00:30:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:22Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:26What do you say?
00:30:27Deal?
00:30:29Truce.
00:30:31I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:34We'll get our fight.
00:30:36In time.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40I got money to spend.
00:30:41Janitor.
00:30:42That needs to be taken out of the fucking trash.
00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:50All right, you ready?
00:30:51Mm-hmm.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Is that too hard?
00:30:55No, I'm fine.
00:30:56What?
00:30:57Not some fragile princess.
00:30:59I got stamina.
00:31:02Wait.
00:31:03Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:07Oh, God.
00:31:08Am I flirting back?
00:31:10Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:14We're good.
00:31:15Where are you going?
00:31:16All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:21Bye.
00:31:23Bye.
00:31:24Bye.
00:31:28Well, that didn't work.
00:31:32It is.
00:31:33It is, huh?
00:31:40What's going on?
00:31:41The tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:45Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:48I hope it's him.
00:31:50Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:53And the unlucky bastard is...
00:32:06You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:08You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:09Who's Andre?
00:32:12Back it up, Andre.
00:32:13It looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:18If most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:23Come off of it, man.
00:32:24You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:26It's got to be myth.
00:32:28What?
00:32:30Right?
00:32:32Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:39I go to the spa!
00:32:44I've never been to one of you.
00:32:46Dude, let me talk about it.
00:32:54You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:56Where does it say that?
00:32:57You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:32:59You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:08Finally.
00:33:12Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:15You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:16He's so annoying.
00:33:20And you are?
00:33:21Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:26Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:29No!
00:33:30No!
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:33I'm trapped in here!
00:33:34Angie!
00:33:34Paxton!
00:33:38Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:40Oh, thanks.
00:33:42You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:46Who knows with that guy.
00:33:48Where is he, by the way?
00:33:49He's, uh...
00:33:52Help!
00:33:53He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:55Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:58What a weirdo, right?
00:34:00I hate to admit Paxton is right.
00:34:06Why can't they hear me?
00:34:08Are they flirting?
00:34:11Oh, I think...
00:34:13I'm gonna die.
00:34:19Angie.
00:34:20I tried to tell him.
00:34:22A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:34:23Let's just...
00:34:24Angie!
00:34:31What the hell happened?
00:34:32Hey!
00:34:33You all right, man?
00:34:35Let's go.
00:34:38So, Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:41That's what he says.
00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:45I believe him.
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:34:59It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:01I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:03Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:04All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:09I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:11Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15Whatever, man.
00:35:18You said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:23What if it isn't a tournament competition?
00:35:28What are you getting at?
00:35:30I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:41Gotcha, bitch.
00:36:02You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:09A big dumb idiot.
00:36:12I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:14You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:18What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:24Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:28We've got to take a shot.
00:36:30Stop!
00:36:32Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:37That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:39What if I lost you?
00:36:40I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:42No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:44Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:47The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:49Hey, Jack!
00:36:50You ready to go?
00:36:59Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:02Can I ask you a question?
00:37:04What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:06Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:07Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:14Yeah, whatever.
00:37:20A gift.
00:37:23Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:27One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:32Permanently.
00:37:54If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, here in the road, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting
00:38:05Pits.
00:38:07You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:09In this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:22Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:25No, no, no, what are you doing, dude?
00:38:27Stop!
00:38:28Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:33Fuck.
00:38:34Oof!
00:38:35Caught you red-handed, or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:54You alright?
00:38:55I don't care that he cheated, I just...I wanted to win.
00:38:59I needed to win Angie.
00:39:02Jack.
00:39:04It's okay that you got help.
00:39:05I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:11That sounded a lot less bumpy in my head.
00:39:28Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:31I can help with it.
00:39:42Hey, Jack!
00:39:42You see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:46It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:48Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you
00:39:53still wanna...
00:39:56Jack?
00:40:09Alright, Angie.
00:40:10Show me what you got.
00:40:11Come on.
00:40:16Uh, what the fuck?
00:40:24That was great.
00:40:26Really.
00:40:26Just, except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:30Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:31That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:32You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:34Yet, you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:40:37I wanted to lie.
00:40:38Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:42Alright, let's go.
00:40:43Go.
00:40:44Come on, hey.
00:40:45Whoa!
00:40:46Stop!
00:40:47Are you serious?
00:40:49No!
00:40:49You're okay.
00:40:50Hey, I'm okay.
00:40:51Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:40:53Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:40:55I'm not mistaken.
00:40:58I wanna try again.
00:41:00No, it's alright.
00:41:01Relax.
00:41:03Boys!
00:41:04In my office!
00:41:13Call came in this morning.
00:41:14Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:17Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:19You two are gonna road trip together.
00:41:21Just the two of you.
00:41:22Let me get this straight.
00:41:23This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:25And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:30How can this day get any better?
00:41:34Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:38This is comfy.
00:41:45Hey, I was using them.
00:41:47Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I gotta build a pillow boarder.
00:41:51They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:41:55Stop calling me a duck.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59Just go to bed, man.
00:42:07Okay, look.
00:42:08Clearly you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:11So why don't you just tell me what's going on?
00:42:13Because we've been traveling all day, I got a match in the morning, and I wanna get some sleep.
00:42:17I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:20Wait, what?
00:42:21That's why you're mad?
00:42:23We made a pact, man.
00:42:25No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:27You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:32You ungrateful snake.
00:42:33You only slept with her cause you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:46I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:42:48You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:42:54I wouldn't know what love is if your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:00I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:05I hate you!
00:43:07Police! Open up!
00:43:11Police! Open up!
00:43:12Police! Open up!
00:43:15Hey, Officer.
00:43:18You two alright in there?
00:43:19Yeah, we're both great.
00:43:21Doing good.
00:43:22Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:27Yeah, we're both straight guys, so nothing's going on here.
00:43:32He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36What?
00:43:37I just said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:39No, that's not...
00:43:42True.
00:43:51This bed...
00:43:52It's so uncomfortable.
00:43:54I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:43:59Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:02Your mind goblins aren't real!
00:44:04My damn.
00:44:06Some of us have places to be in the morning!
00:44:16Finally...
00:44:17Some peace and quiet.
00:44:21Rise of giants, Jack!
00:44:23You're free to go!
00:44:28Sleep would've been nice.
00:44:31Ooh!
00:44:35Dr. Look darker young hopeful.
00:44:36Jack Hurts!
00:44:40Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:51Sorry, Angie. Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:06Angie, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:09What's wrong with me? I told you I cared for you, and you go, fuck that idiot.
00:45:14That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:16Oh, really? Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:23Jack is not just some random janitor. I've known him my whole life. We both have.
00:45:29Of course, you're just so self-centered. You totally forgot him.
00:45:33I just took the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:35Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton.
00:45:43He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.
00:45:46You don't even see him.
00:45:51He just wants to be seen.
00:46:00This is amazing, folks. I've never seen anything like it. I don't know if it's by some old man get
00:46:04him.
00:46:05He's promised. Supermackerel for us.
00:46:07Lorded by sheer force of will.
00:46:09But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down, he just can dig back up.
00:46:13It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:29You can do it, Jack. You can outlast him.
00:46:49I can't believe it. Jack hurts. We're not ready. We're scared to fall.
00:47:02Jack just... Jack just what?
00:47:05Sounds like you've finally seen us.
00:47:07Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:09Yeah, yeah. What's the real reason you called?
00:47:12Oh, there's nothing. Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:19What? He what?
00:47:20Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:23Okay, though. I took care of it.
00:47:24Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:27Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:29Oh, I got him gagged and hogtied on my living room floor.
00:47:32Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:40What do you have to see for yourself, Buster?
00:47:43Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:47:54Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady.
00:48:03Hello?
00:48:03Angie?
00:48:04Angie!
00:48:07Angie, where are you?
00:48:09I'll check upstairs.
00:48:15Paxton!
00:48:17Paxton!
00:48:17What? What happened?
00:48:19I know.
00:48:19What does it say?
00:48:22If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:25Just you two, alone.
00:48:29Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:30Don't follow me.
00:48:31Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:32I don't care.
00:48:33Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:35It's both our jobs.
00:48:36Yo.
00:48:44Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:48Where's Angie?
00:48:49She's safe.
00:48:50We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:48:53If you beat all of us, all three of yous, we can go on your merry way.
00:48:57Enlighten me.
00:48:59What if we lose?
00:49:00Let's just say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:07Get him.
00:49:12You remember me?
00:49:14Nope.
00:49:15I'll handle this.
00:49:17Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:18There, two for each of you.
00:49:22Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:23I don't care, just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:34What's going on out there?
00:49:35Hey.
00:49:37No talking.
00:49:40I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now,
00:49:42but if you have any chance of beating these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:49:45Fine.
00:49:46But I'm still not done with you yet.
00:50:05These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:07Believe it, creep.
00:50:13Wow.
00:50:14What a team.
00:50:15That fight?
00:50:17You're a beauty.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:21It's too bad.
00:50:23You know why I know why?
00:50:24Because it's gonna be your last.
00:50:25Might as well save us the effort.
00:50:27Hand Angie over now.
00:50:28You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:50:34Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:50:36Dude, take off your shirt.
00:50:37Fine.
00:50:40Together, we can't lose.
00:50:51It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:50:57That does give me an idea.
00:50:59What are you into, huh?
00:51:02Big man like you.
00:51:05Strong hands.
00:51:06Thick fingers.
00:51:08But you know just how to get a girl wet.
00:51:10I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:12Oh, come on.
00:51:13Don't be a prude.
00:51:15What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:16Come on.
00:51:18You can tell mommy.
00:51:19Why do you wanna know?
00:51:20Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:22You know what I think?
00:51:23I think you're not man enough.
00:51:28Say that again.
00:51:39Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:41Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:43Let's wear them down.
00:51:44Let's get it.
00:51:44Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:46Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:04This is for some new heels.
00:52:10Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:16Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:18Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:20Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:23Hey shitballs!
00:52:24I escaped!
00:52:35Alright, alright.
00:52:40You're not so bad either.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:49I'm sober.
00:52:51Man, I don't get it.
00:52:53Does she like me or does she like you?
00:52:55Let's figure it out later, man.
00:52:56We can both use some sleep.
00:52:58Man, you have no idea.
00:52:59Tell me about it.
00:53:03Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:10Hey ma.
00:53:11Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:13Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:26You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:30It's crazy.
00:53:32I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:34And we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:37Looking forward to it.
00:53:39Boys!
00:53:40In my office!
00:53:41Now!
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:47I'm ruined.
00:53:49Everything I've worked for.
00:53:51No one's gonna invest in this gym now.
00:53:53What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:53:55Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:57And the committee saw it.
00:53:58They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:02What?
00:54:03Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:04The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:08They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:12I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:15Who knew?
00:54:16So that's it?
00:54:17We're disqualified then?
00:54:19Oh no.
00:54:20Just one of you.
00:54:21The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:24And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:27Choose?
00:54:27Wait, wait.
00:54:28You're picking me, right?
00:54:29I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:31Okay.
00:54:31No offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:34I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:36Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:38Oh my god.
00:54:39Get over yourself, man.
00:54:40Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:42But, Jack, come on.
00:54:42If anyone deserves this...
00:54:44Play me for it then.
00:54:45Why are you scared now, buddy?
00:54:47Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:49Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:50A fight.
00:54:51The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:55Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:57We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:00I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:02You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:06You can't be serious right now.
00:55:08Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:09If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I've built here.
00:55:12So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner?
00:55:16Glad to have you.
00:55:17But for the loser, sorry.
00:55:19You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:55:25It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:27This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:29To ruin my life?
00:55:30You know what?
00:55:31Why wait for the fight?
00:55:32Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:35What is that?
00:55:36Stop!
00:55:38Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:40Which one of us do you want?
00:55:42Where is this coming from?
00:55:43You know what?
00:55:44I wanna know too.
00:55:45Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:48Is this for real?
00:55:49Are we for real?
00:55:51If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.
00:55:55And you are too.
00:55:57This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:56:00The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:04Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:20Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:26In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:56:32Inches away from the title, he was born to claim versus a trash-born rookie underdog
00:56:39whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:43This is one for the history books.
00:56:46Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:56:48You are gonna watch this live.
00:56:54You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:01He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:03For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:06He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:08He had nothing to lose.
00:57:10Probably remembered, huh?
00:57:16Look, man.
00:57:17Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:20We'll exchange some blows.
00:57:22Spit out some blood.
00:57:24Make things real dramatic.
00:57:26And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:29What?
00:57:31I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:33I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:35I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:57:38If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:40Come on, help me out here.
00:57:41No, no.
00:57:41I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:44Dude, you don't even want this.
00:57:46You haven't worked half this hard for-
00:57:47Yet, I'm better.
00:57:48I'm better.
00:57:49And I'm gonna prove today that I'm better, too.
00:57:51You wanna beat me in a fight?
00:57:53Fine.
00:57:54We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:57But today is do or die.
00:57:58There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:00Today means something.
00:58:01You don't understand, man.
00:58:03That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:04To prove that I can.
00:58:07Wow.
00:58:08After everything we've been through,
00:58:10you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:14Why?
00:58:15Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:18You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:23And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:26I'm gonna beat you.
00:58:28Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:30That fight's about to start.
00:58:38Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:55I'm gonna fucking kill him!
00:58:59I want a clean fight.
00:59:00Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:02He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:03Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:05Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:06Alright, alright.
00:59:09And...
00:59:11Fight!
00:59:20Wow.
00:59:20That's a lot of yours.
00:59:22I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:59:24Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:37You better give up now.
00:59:38It's only gonna get worse from here.
00:59:41Whoa!
00:59:42Whoa!
00:59:42Whoa!
00:59:43Whoa!
00:59:45Hey!
00:59:47I told you two I want a clean fight!
00:59:53Hey!
00:59:54I'm watching you two!
00:59:56I'm okay.
00:59:57I'm okay.
01:00:03He's never gonna give up, is he?
01:00:05He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:08He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:11He just wants to be seen.
01:00:14Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:20Here, take this whistle.
01:00:21I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:23What are you doing?
01:00:23Leaving?
01:00:24Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:30So?
01:00:30So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
01:00:32I'm gonna find out who's taking my money!
01:00:35Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:39Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:43Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:00:47But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:50He's fucking guys, huh?
01:00:52I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:56It don't matter mama, okay?
01:00:57All the money comes to the family.
01:00:59You know what they say?
01:01:00The house always wins.
01:01:04I should've known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:07Enzo!
01:01:08Enzo?
01:01:09What are you doing in our house?
01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:15If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:33Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:35It's like he's giving up.
01:01:41Something just happened!
01:01:42Paxton is down!
01:01:43He seems injured!
01:01:55What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:57Why did you block me?
01:01:58I'm throwing, stupid!
01:02:00You need this more than I do.
01:02:01Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:03You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:04Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:06I just don't want it anymore, alright?
01:02:08It's cool.
01:02:09Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:16Ow!
01:02:17Ow!
01:02:18My ankle!
01:02:19I'm done!
01:02:20My ankle!
01:02:21What are you doing?
01:02:22Get up!
01:02:22I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:24I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:27What?
01:02:28Oh, God!
01:02:29Oh, God!
01:02:30Oh, God!
01:02:31I'm done!
01:02:31I lost!
01:02:32Oh, my stomach!
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:34No!
01:02:35Jack's the winner!
01:02:36No!
01:02:37I lost!
01:02:38You win!
01:02:40Paxton won!
01:02:41No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:45It's a draw!
01:02:59That was amazing!
01:03:01What the hell was that?
01:03:03I don't even know.
01:03:05I guess we...
01:03:06Who cares?
01:03:09Good news!
01:03:11The gym is rich again!
01:03:15Vic's plans, they agreed to invest.
01:03:18You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:21Dad, don't do that!
01:03:23Just send them to jail!
01:03:25What do I mean?
01:03:26It's money!
01:03:29Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:34You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:35Not as individual fighters, but you made us so much money!
01:03:41I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:44A team?
01:03:46Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:51What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:52So long as this hope agrees.
01:03:55We say, Jackie boy.
01:04:07Great form, Becca!
01:04:09Thanks, Angie.
01:04:09I had a great teacher.
01:04:12Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:15I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as
01:04:20a weapon.
01:04:24Hey, future wife.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:29How's class going?
01:04:31Really great.
01:04:33Cool.
01:04:34Speaking of, it looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:38Let him have his fun.
01:04:41Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:43The World Championship Fighters tonight!
01:04:45Come on, let's go!
01:04:59Dude!
01:05:00Can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:02Come on!
01:05:03Still gotta win, man.
01:05:04Dude!
01:05:06Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:07Come on.
01:05:09Speaking of doubts.
01:05:11How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:12Come on, let me straight.
01:05:13Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:15I still don't like them, but...
01:05:17They protect the little guys, so...
01:05:18They protect the little guys!
01:05:19I get it.
01:05:19I get it.
01:05:20I get it.
01:05:25Man.
01:05:26I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:29Me too.
01:05:29Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:32Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:05:41You ready?
01:05:42I was born ready.
01:05:46Let's go.
01:05:46Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them!
01:05:49Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Daxton Whitlock!
01:05:58Woo!
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