00:00Stop! I just had coffee! My enamel's soft!
00:03You're scraping my protection off! Wait 30 minutes!
00:06Don't pop me, you maniac! I'll burst under your skin!
00:09I'll leave an ugly dark scar for months!
00:11Slap a hydrocolloid patch on and leave me alone!
00:14You washed your face for ages, but I'm two weeks dirty!
00:18I'm feeding mites and clogging you all night!
00:21I'm fried! Stop scrolling or I'll overheat!
00:24Buzzing non-stop! I can't catch a break!
00:26Sleep or you'll be a zombie tomorrow before I collapse!
00:28Think I'm cleaning you? I'm hoarding dead skin!
00:31I stay soaked and grow mold like a factory!
00:34Ditch me for silicone, it actually dries!
00:36Close the lid before flushing, you animal!
00:39You just sprayed poop all over me!
00:42I'm melting into sludge here!
00:44Put me on a draining rack so I stop dissolving!
00:48Stop leaving me wet and crumpled, I can't dry!
00:52Bacteria breed like crazy when I'm balled up!
00:55Never touch my tip to your face!
00:57You're polluting the whole bottle with your filth!
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