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00:01Look up my young friend, I feel like I'm in yesterday
00:07The door is open if you decide to go your way
00:16I know you're a young girl, but I'm a different boy now
00:23I want you to decide to stay
00:35Stay up with something we can't talk about
00:42Stay up with something we might say
00:49I know without you here by my side
00:54Lovely day, Barrette.
01:05you want to say that again mate yeah i was just saying that if my dog had a face like
01:09yours i'd
01:09shave its ass and make it walk backwards oh hello constable oh really dickhead you called the cops
01:14actually this bogan has been threatening me bullshit oh look at the tough guy with the
01:17uniform holding him back what on earth is happening hi i'm theresa the park manager
01:22well this asshole threatened to smack my kids they're bloody terrified yeah well the little
01:26shits and their endless buzzing they need a good smack oh yes you hear that that was a threat
01:31enough i am so sorry mr cootin i will sort all of this out i promise yeah you do that
01:36while i go and console my traumatized kids yeah you got a lock on your tent zipper mate
01:40gene you can't say things like that oh god theresa it was just a joke there's no need to get
01:45hysterical
01:46okay let's all agree this is a family holiday park look i pay for my sight okay just like the
01:51entitled assholes who swarm in here every christmas can you at least tone down the swearing she's
01:55right that's not cool mate not when there are kids around no when there are kids around you know
01:58i'm the one who called you constable yeah i pay your wages swanning around on the taxpayer's coin
02:07you okay theresa yeah might be better if his caravan rolled into the ocean and floated away
02:14i didn't say that
02:26what should we do this weekend
02:31i'll probably just hang out with my husband because i don't know anyone else
02:36when you know people no i mean friends i just yeah can you miss them cole you are my favorite
02:44person but sometimes i wish i had a girlfriend i could bitch about you with when you annoy me
02:50when do i annoy you oh boy hey fish chips hey jamie everything all right yeah i've just been at
02:58the
02:58holiday park all afternoon oh for fun or disagreement among some of the campers this calamari is unbelievable
03:07that's good hey anything serious at the holiday park it's just this time of year it can get a bit
03:12feral but i sold it it it's all good
03:15so
04:04this looks nice don't you think you hate camping no i don't oh vin the one and
04:11any time you went camping i'm telling you that was a snake it was a blue tar i know what
04:16i saw
04:20does that look like a transfer vehicle
04:25jamie said it was a vehicle fire
04:32guessing someone was in there gene pratt
04:37it's 50 years old he's been a guest in the same caravan every summer since he was a kid
04:42was this gene guy involved in the bifo you attended yesterday
04:45yeah yeah yeah he was a bit of a coincidence coincidence yeah sticking with our theory until
04:52you can find anything that suggests otherwise pretty much i might um
04:59she does that
05:03it doesn't look like an electrical fire i did an apprenticeship as a sparky
05:08it didn't last long didn't love crawling around in attics yeah this looks more like an explosion
05:16usually you'd set the explosive underneath maybe uh use a remote trigger
05:22but this looks like a began on the inside
05:28i'm gonna grab that
05:38looks like someone cut it from the gas bottle box do you reckon
05:43i heard he was involved in an altercation yesterday gene was always involved in an altercation
05:49ah you knew him quite well then his caravan was a permanent fixture i mean people aren't supposed
05:56to live here but some of them they just never leave we've got one of those maxine
06:02your blue motel yeah is it true you and your husband never worked in tourism
06:08uh guilty yeah well i admire your bravery it's a tough business i mean it's hard enough
06:18if people find out that there's been a death
06:21an exploding caravan it's okay someone actually died at our motel too so yeah i know that's why
06:30everyone in town calls you blue murder motel ah do they i don't think it's like vindictive it's
06:38just like a bit of a laugh it's not really funny though is it i mean shady vista has been
06:44in my
06:45family since the 1940s that's our legacy yeah it is a beautiful spot i can't imagine being anywhere
06:52else you must feel like that about blue motel well we thought it was going to be like being on
07:00holiday
07:0124 7. so if you want your holiday interrupted by people complaining that the toilet's overflowing
07:08or that the tide's out we had this idea of um holding rock and roll nights in our old conference
07:14room with a band or no no um we we bought a jukebox that sounds fun i'd come to that
07:20i could tell my
07:22guests i mean a good party could be what people need right now i think so i would keep you
07:28posted
07:29great oh um you said gene was always getting into scraps that young dad yesterday was ready to kick
07:37the crap out of him constable hider would probably want a word with him definitely
07:44he didn't even return the facility ski we've got his contact details obviously yeah of course
07:50course i mean why would he have taken off like that good question he could be anywhere by now
08:06all right come on boys
08:10i thought this is an adults only motel there's a swing seat and a trampoline
08:16oh boy there's a trampoline around the corner go bounce on that
08:22you and i we're gonna be friends i admire your optimism there she is my glamorous wife
08:34anything the guy who fought with gene yesterday he and his kids have taken off
08:39it's interesting timing teresa reckons gene the victim was always starting fights who's teresa the
08:45owner here she seems really nice she shed any light she didn't notice anything unusual last night she
08:52said she was about to go to bed when boom i'll check in with her again later anyway maybe even
08:58get a drink
08:59she made a friend teresa's an industry veteran we've learned a lot from her what about you anything
09:07juicy no someone broke in a jeans gas storage locker there was a broken padlock on the ground hey look
09:16at that they've got charcoal barbies as well as the guest ones uh-huh we should get a charcoal barbie
09:21well honey no one's got time on holiday to faff about with charcoal that's exactly when they've got
09:29time huh what is it
09:35a bit of wax probably nothing well maybe something
09:42a letter document there's usually only one reason people burn stuff like this
09:48they wanted to disappear
10:01what happened is the skipper okay uh not really no oh my god yeah there was a gas explosion and
10:11he was
10:11inside i'm sorry oh oh no gene
10:20i'm his neighbor allison northy oh you guys were close no he was a prick
10:28sorry i always speak with honesty i don't like you you'll know if i'm attracted to you you'll know
10:39relax junior i'm repelled by men in uniform uh no worries hey allison uh could i just grab a few
10:46details of course let me dump my stuff i'll be right back
10:55neighbor's back ah gonna grab a statement someone's at a bonfire on one of the barbecues
10:59some kind of uh letter someone's uh burnt something on the barbecue isn't that the point
11:06um we've gathered it up so you should probably take
11:09uh do you want to um
11:21there's heaps of rooms that need servicing yes that's literally your job the old owners never
11:26had this many guests what we like guests saffron that's oh i should be getting danger money okay
11:32loving life hey guys be careful with that okay okay everything all right there oh i'm i'm the owner
11:43finnie coleman your boys just hit my husband in the head with the ball classic oh sandy curtain oh um
11:53teresa the holiday park's looking for you said she needed to refund your bond or something yeah i think
11:57she's got bigger issues hear about the guy that blew himself up calm is a pitiful thing wow
12:04well he was a piece of shit he was threatening my kids and he's dead six hours later so
12:10so you bailed pretty fast well yeah i don't want my boy seeing anything give him nightmares fair enough
12:16i would have thought oh you've got to be careful by the pool mate okay hey hey hey hey make
12:30sure your
12:30dad's with you before you come back okay
12:39hey hey hey so our new guy in unit four the missing dad from the holiday park
12:47so he took off but not too far
12:52you know what let's just leave this one to jamie hey well it's funny you should say that
13:00thanks about time oh this saturday isn't that a bit
13:06you know what we can pull it together
13:10geez what did our doorbell do to whoever the hell that is
13:13hey hey this is stuff did you put hands on my son did you hit hunter don't you ever
13:21honey i thought we weren't allowed to do that again stop stop stop please stop you good yes
13:31you could have broken my shoulder one of your kids was about to run into the deep end of the
13:35pool
13:35i stopped him you're welcome you know if i wanted to i would shut you down click my fingers and
13:43shut
13:43this whole place down you have no idea who you're messing with
13:57found him this is who you're dealing with
14:01alexander curtain expert in real estate development debt reduction
14:06and portfolio amelioration in other words property investor
14:10so of all places this rich guy could holiday why stay at some holiday park yeah or here
14:19oh it ain't four seasons venny it ain't even four stars
14:25we should probably find out why zander's in morway bay
14:28yeah oh hi welcome to blue motel
14:34oh hi here we go maybe a second can you pass oh wait you do this one sorry guys
14:45cheers big day
14:49there's your friend oh yeah
14:52did you say anything about a boyfriend no they're coming over
14:59hi theresa you've been stealing all my guests oh sorry i'm i don't think we've met i'm colin
15:07well for all i know you two set that fire to sabotage my business um hold on no we um
15:17sorry about that um i'm clint i stay in one of t's caravans a lot of people bailed from the
15:23park today so
15:24it's been pretty rough on her
15:30what are we supposed to do turn people away who's gonna invite her for a coffee sometime or wine
15:39you'll make friends i promise men don't understand you guys are like oh we played
15:46cook it when we're nine let's be best mates in life oh you've got a blue car i've got a
15:51blue car
15:52will you be best man at my wedding men don't understand well obviously i'm not talking about
15:57you mr no mates oh i'm sorry i'm sorry it's fine anyway any more fish in the sea right or
16:06in the deep
16:07fryer again have leftovers at home boring oh huh leftovers it is
16:25proud of you love thanks just trying to be the bigger person
16:31locals should work together not compete for guests hello
16:37i'm allison uh pete colman my wife vinnie well i heard you two used to be private investigators
16:45or still are something like that well i bet you think captain six death isn't on the level
16:52am i right or what blue eyes she is all yours blue eyes
17:07is
17:17hello
17:18Bye.
17:49Now, I know you may have heard stories about Jean and I, but at the end of the day, it
17:57was all pretty harmless.
18:00I mean, there was the possum incident, but no one was hurt.
18:05Well, not badly anyway.
18:08I mean, he deliberately sabotaged an entire batch of candles that I was making.
18:13But I forgave him, and yes, there was the dead fish in his air conditioner.
18:20But the old bugger had no sense of smell, so that was a waste of time.
18:24No sense of smell?
18:25Cancer in his 20s had his pituitary gland removed.
18:28I also stole the entire shipment of his book.
18:32He was going bonkers.
18:35This book?
18:36Self-published memoir.
18:40Could I, um, could I get a couple of copies?
18:46How'd you go?
18:48She wasn't there.
18:49I left the flowers on the counter.
18:50What you got there?
18:51This is Jean's self-published memoir.
18:54Ellison had a whole box of them.
18:56Apparently, their War of the Roses was escalating.
18:58Well, plausible suspect, you think?
19:00Well.
19:01Can I help you?
19:03Oh, Teresa, hi.
19:05We're just, um, coming to extend the olive branch.
19:07You've got a pair of bolt cutters stashed under your desk.
19:09You've been snooping in my office.
19:11Jean's gas bottle container was broken into.
19:14Someone broke the lock with a pair of bolt cutters.
19:17I have all sorts of tools.
19:19There's a lot of maintenance in my line of work.
19:21And the Slim Jim, you have one of those in your office too.
19:23They're used to break into cars or caravans.
19:26And people get locked out on a regular basis.
19:28Of course, they have a bloody Slim Jim.
19:30Hey, Clint, can you tell these people to leave?
19:32Oh, it's, um, it's fine.
19:35We're going.
19:35And I'd appreciate it if you don't come back.
19:41It's a funny way of extending the olive branch, love.
19:44You know I had to ask.
19:46You also know, don't you, that this wasn't...
19:48Probably wasn't an accidental death.
19:51Oh, come on.
19:53Anna just received a complaint from Teresa about you.
19:57Trespassing into her office.
19:58I was just dropping off a bunch of flowers.
20:01Initially.
20:04Is the fish and chip shop still out at Calamari?
20:09Well, look, if we keep digging without permission,
20:11we run the risk of making evidence inadmissible.
20:13So, we'll let you get on with it.
20:16Well, hold on.
20:17I might have found a workaround in the handbook.
20:22I can temporarily hire retired officers as consultants under, um, extenuating circumstances.
20:29That we need to have served in New Zealand.
20:32Doesn't say.
20:33Does it define extenuating circumstances?
20:37No.
20:39So, I will organise something official.
20:41A card?
20:43Lanyard smoothie.
20:44Oh, you do love a lanyard.
20:45Well, don't celebrate just yet.
20:47Your victim, Gene.
20:49He had no fixed address, no next of kin.
20:52The closest thing he had to family were the people at the holiday park,
20:55and they all hated him.
20:58Which is super depressing, the more I think about it.
21:01Jamie.
21:03We got you.
21:10Not like a wind, eh?
21:15We got you.
21:18No.
21:19No, sorry.
21:20I didn't move to another country to report to a junior constable and get paid in viciousness.
21:24Honey, Jamie has been dumped here with no one to show him the ropes when shit hits the fan.
21:29He needs help.
21:30And what, the motel's just going to run itself?
21:32I feel like we've got everything under control.
21:35How's Gene's book?
21:36Uh, A Sail of Two Cities, From Auckland to Acapulco.
21:42It's a real page-turner.
21:44Well, if we want to know who Gene was, or who wanted to kill him...
21:47Well, it's funny you should say that.
21:48There's an entire chapter about an angry seagull.
21:56Ben, is this, um...
21:59Is this really what you want to do?
22:03Well, I know it's not exactly...
22:05It's not exactly where you saw yourself.
22:10I see myself...
22:12Wherever you are.
22:16Um...
22:17I want to do this because...
22:19If we can't help, we should.
22:21Right?
22:24Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:29We had a...
22:31Tough year.
22:33Last year, but...
22:34That's done.
22:36We're still going strong.
22:38Okay?
22:40Okay.
23:01I still think long enough notice.
23:05Well, I mentioned it to a bunch of the new guests from the holiday park.
23:09They are into it.
23:10Hmm.
23:10Nice spot, that Shady Vista.
23:12Almost bought it a couple of years back.
23:16Well, it came up for sale, and I thought, perfect spot for me to start a commune with all my
23:20friends.
23:22What?
23:23It was for sale?
23:24Yeah, but then I sobered up, and I remembered that I don't have any friends.
23:28And no money.
23:29And she wanted, like, nine million for it.
23:33But Teresa said she'd never sell.
23:36Uh-huh.
23:38Uh, no, there is a listing here from 2022.
23:41Prime, beachfront, land.
23:44Oy.
23:45Terrible reviews.
23:47Uh, other guests, rude, threatening, will never come back.
23:51One star.
23:52Do not come here for a relaxing holiday.
23:54We were harassed by a man who accused us of talking too loudly.
23:58I'm guessing Gene.
23:59Hmm.
24:00But only one person is harmed by those reviews.
24:02Hmm.
24:03No wonder it's so tough for her.
24:04Why not just ask him to leave?
24:07Well, that's a question only your ex-besty can answer.
24:14Oh.
24:15Oh.
24:17Cheeky.
24:25Neutral territory, since you don't want me trespassing, which is fair.
24:36Okay.
24:37Okay.
24:38Just a couple of questions.
24:42You said you'd never sell the holiday park, but you listed it for sale just a few years ago.
24:50So, wow.
24:52This feels like stalking.
24:54Is Blue Motel really that quiet?
24:56No, because you have all my guests.
25:01That I was just testing the market.
25:04So, it wasn't because of Gene?
25:07We read the reviews.
25:08He was scaring paying customers away.
25:11You know, when I met you, I thought, finally, someone who gets it.
25:16I do.
25:16I do.
25:17I know how important home is.
25:20But if someone killed Gene, don't you want to know?
25:23Yes.
25:25Because I just can't...
25:27I can't believe that people might not feel safe at my camping ground.
25:31It breaks my heart, to be honest.
25:33Theresa, I want to help.
25:49Here, you're all there.
25:56Cheers.
26:07How long have you been in property development, Alexander?
26:11Done your homework, eh?
26:13Trying to.
26:15So, um, a death at the holiday park, is that the sort of thing that reduces the value of the
26:20asset?
26:20Look, have you got to keep bringing that up again?
26:22I'm only asking because we just bought this motel a few months back and then, uh, there was an incident.
26:30Honestly?
26:32Won't help your resale value?
26:34Bugger.
26:36We sank our whole retirement into this place, you know?
26:39Yeah, property business.
26:40It's a...
26:41It's a dirty game, but...
26:43But murdering a man for a better deal?
26:45No, they'd take a monster.
26:49So you're not in town trying to buy a shady vista?
26:51Oh, no, it's not for sale, mate.
26:53No, I'm just trying to give the boys a good old-fashioned holiday that they'll always remember.
26:57Ugh.
27:07Sorry about this.
27:08Christmas present, you know.
27:09Which one of you two did this?
27:11You want me to check the footage?
27:12See who's lying, huh?
27:14Hey, were they using the drone the night of the explosion?
27:17Well, I said to them not to use it at night, so...
27:19And they do everything you say.
27:23Well, I haven't checked the footage, so...
27:29Quality's not great.
27:33Stop.
27:36There.
27:37Oh, shit.
27:38I can't make out whether it's a man or a woman.
27:42I guess I've got to compile a list of suspects.
27:45Might have already done that.
27:49Xander gave us the footage.
27:50My gut says no.
27:51I get a weird vibe from Clint, Teresa's mate from the park.
27:55Wait, you mean Calamari Clint?
27:58Well, he gets the...
27:59For the fish and chip shop.
28:01Well, we don't have to be him, then.
28:03What about, um...
28:05What about the neighbour, the candle lady?
28:09You know what?
28:10Jean's caravan would have stung from all that gas
28:12and she knew Jean had no sense of smell.
28:16That's the autopsy report.
28:18You tell me what jumps out.
28:19Sphere burns, traces of wax and...
28:23Residue.
28:25Candle lady.
28:27Cole.
28:29You're going back in.
28:38Oh, don't breathalise me, officer.
28:42It's Clint, right?
28:43Yeah, that's the one.
28:45Rumour is, you and your wife are cops.
28:47In another life.
28:48Mm, good call.
28:50Not everyone thinks the sun rises and sets with the police.
28:54Hey, uh, you live at Shady Vista, right?
28:56I'm headed there now to see Ellison Northie.
28:59No, Jean.
29:00Good luck with that.
29:02Were you there the night of the fire?
29:04I was out in the water, fishing.
29:07For squid.
29:08Right, mate.
29:10Big fan.
29:11Yeah.
29:12Dawn and dusk are the best time for it.
29:13Right.
29:14No calamari yesterday, though.
29:16No.
29:17Bad night.
29:18Happens.
29:24So, uh, you said you were out of town the night of the fire, next door.
29:30Unplugged spirituality retreat.
29:32No devices allowed.
29:34Ellison, Jean's autopsy showed he was covered in wax.
29:38Well, I did give him a candle recently.
29:40One from my intimate range.
29:42Would you like to see me?
29:44Um.
29:49Very nice.
29:52Jean thought so, too.
29:55Weren't you, uh, weren't you at each other's throats?
29:59Look.
30:01Love and hate both come from the same chakra.
30:05You know?
30:06Ah.
30:09Oh.
30:11You two were...
30:12Yes, we were.
30:13Twice awake.
30:15You know, underneath all that bluster.
30:18Jean really was just a big, salty teddy bear.
30:24You don't believe me?
30:26No, I didn't say that.
30:28Stay there, handsome.
30:33Here you go.
30:35Packing her jeans, Caravan.
30:39Uh.
30:40And she said she wanted you to keep this.
30:44You can see the, um, there's sailing stuff there in the background.
30:47The sailing stuff is what you're looking at, really?
30:49Yes, darling.
30:51Okay, so, so she says, please, take this topless, uh, photograph, and you just...
30:58Are you trying saying no to that woman, Vinnie?
31:00I wouldn't.
31:02Oh, uh, no, Saffron, you can't look at that.
31:04You guys are.
31:05Well, she wanted us to.
31:07Anyway, what we're getting is that Alison and Jean were lovers, and she was away the night he died.
31:14Which she can't confirm, because she was at a device free retreat.
31:17She said that, and you believed her?
31:20The only reason people go on a device free retreat is so they can post about it.
31:24So you think you can confirm her alibi?
31:26Of course.
31:27I might need that for reference.
31:29No chance.
31:31You can't blame me for trying.
31:35I mean, where's the father, for goodness sake?
31:38I know!
31:39It's my time!
31:43Oh.
31:45That's interesting.
31:53Vanessa, Maxine.
31:54Hey.
31:55Look, I'm just at the wine bar.
31:58It is so a wine bar, we do not call it a pub.
32:02Hey, look, honey.
32:04I think I may be witnessing a real estate deal.
32:08Gosh.
32:10No secrets in this town.
32:13So you are selling, then?
32:15Mr. Curtin made an offer.
32:17That's all.
32:19You know Xander will flatten the park, put townhouses on it.
32:23Well, let's face it, it's probably better use of the land.
32:27But, I mean, ordinary people who can't afford five star, the fact that they can come and stay here in
32:33prime position.
32:34Yeah, I get it.
32:35Yeah, I get it, I get it, Manny.
32:36I've been living it for years, working my ass off so strangers can stay by the seaside.
32:41Strangers are just guests who haven't checked in yet.
32:45I just made that up.
32:47Look at you.
32:48Still in the honeymoon phase.
32:50You and tourism.
32:52My heart hasn't been in it for ages.
32:55And with Jean finally gone, maybe it's time.
32:58My father wouldn't have wanted me to be unhappy.
33:01Or to turn down seven million dollars.
33:07Xander said he wasn't here to buy.
33:10Is that bullshit or did I put the idea in his head?
33:13And she said, oh, it would break my heart to leave my family's legacy.
33:17Whatever bullshit.
33:18But hold on, he didn't say he wasn't here to buy.
33:20He said Shady Vista wasn't for sale.
33:25So he's got Teresa at a vulnerable moment.
33:27Oh, hello, Colmans.
33:29Peter, this book is riveting.
33:31One man, the open waters.
33:34Actually, very erotic.
33:36Is there anything in there about a nemesis or a mortal enemy?
33:41Only the sea, darling.
33:42Only the sea.
33:45You asked Maxine to read Jean's memoir.
33:47I delegated.
33:50No fixed address.
33:52Sorry?
33:53Jamie said Jean had no fixed address.
33:55Because the nine months of the year he wasn't in Moorway Bay, he was...
33:59Living on a boat.
34:01You sure about the name of Jean's boat?
34:03Positive.
34:04The malcontent.
34:06Wanker.
34:07Definitely not a fan, then.
34:09There.
34:14He's had a bit of a scrape.
34:16Who knows?
34:18No-one's reported anything.
34:20Check with the harbour master in Maritime New Zealand.
34:25Well, find the red boat that left the scrape.
34:27Work back us from there.
34:34So, Candle Lady might actually be the 1% that leaves their phone at home.
34:39Meaning she could have been anywhere then I, Jean died.
34:42Yeah.
34:42I checked her business.
34:43Instra as well.
34:44Wick tees.
34:52Hello, Blue Motel?
34:54Uh-huh.
34:56Oh, your room wasn't serviced yesterday.
34:58I'm so sorry.
35:00I was busy.
35:01The rock and roll night, yes, that's tonight.
35:04Huh?
35:06Definitely, yes.
35:08There will absolutely be drinks and nibbles.
35:10Huh.
35:11Yeah.
35:13I can't believe I didn't think of drinks and nibbles.
35:17But, honey.
35:20I've got a problem.
35:22Well, don't complain to me when you get indigestion halfway through the honey hop.
35:31Mmm.
35:32Doesn't taste right.
35:34Present for you.
35:36Oh, finally.
35:37It's back.
35:43I know, right?
35:45It's frozen.
35:47So, who do you think might have had the boat crash with Jean?
35:53Oh, man.
35:55Kill or marry Clint.
36:01Hello?
36:07Clint?
36:43Anything?
36:44Yeah, found Clint's boat.
36:46Is it red?
36:47It's blue now.
36:50Uh, righto.
36:53Thanks, mate.
36:54So, do we really believe that Jean was killed over a minor boat prank?
36:59I just...
37:00Sorry, Phil, there's a party gown on.
37:03She accepted my offer.
37:05Teresa, the holiday park.
37:07Yeah, I know she's had a few developers sniff around the ears, but, hey, right place, right time.
37:17Be right back.
37:20Great shirt.
37:32Right place, right time.
37:35So what suddenly changed?
37:39Honey, can you grab that photo for me?
37:42What photo?
37:42Boobtastic from Jean's caravan.
37:44Why?
37:46The sailing stuff behind on the pinboard.
37:52Hmm.
37:57Oh, yeah.
37:58There is something red there on the pinboard.
38:00Can't quite see what it says, though.
38:03Mm.
38:04Mm.
38:05No lies.
38:06You know what you have to do.
38:10Hey.
38:11You want a digital copy.
38:14Well, of course, Blue Eyes.
38:18There it is.
38:28Gotcha.
38:32Hello, I'm just on my way to your party.
38:35Don't tell me you called it off.
38:37Oh, no, don't tell me that nobody came.
38:39No.
38:39People are coming.
38:41Well, we had to leave because we figured out what happened to Jean.
38:46G'day, Clint.
38:47Hey, yeah.
38:48What's going on?
38:49Well, apparently these two have some news about poor Jean.
38:52What were you saying, Vinny?
38:54That it was about the boat in the end.
38:57Your boat.
38:57That used to be red, but as of yesterday, is blue.
39:01So?
39:03What's this about?
39:03Well, why not just be honest about your boat being off the water
39:05instead of trying to pass off frozen calamari as a catch?
39:09You couldn't get out on the sea, Clint, and you tried to lie about that.
39:13What's happening, Clint?
39:15Yeah.
39:16Okay, yeah.
39:17Gave my girl a paint job.
39:19Because Jean, the old shithead, was suddenly dead.
39:22And I knew what people would think.
39:24You and your husband both need to piss off.
39:27Clint didn't do anything to Jean.
39:29We know that, Theresa.
39:30We know he didn't.
39:36Why are you looking at me like that?
39:37Because Clint's boat was the final straw for you.
39:41The way Jean treated your friend that day is what pushed you over the edge.
39:45The fighting with Xander.
39:47Threatening little kids.
39:48This arsehole threatened to smack my kids.
39:50Yeah, well, the little shits and their endless buzzing, they need a good smack.
39:52I'll smack you in a minute.
39:53You couldn't take any more and fair enough.
39:56So when you went for a drink with Clint that night and heard about the boat crash?
40:02You think I blew up Jean because I was protecting Clint?
40:06And the rest.
40:07Jean had been making your life hell for years.
40:09And I couldn't understand why you hadn't just kicked the bastard out.
40:13Because I'm not tough like you, Vinny.
40:15I haven't been a police officer before.
40:16But you could have called one.
40:18Unless Jean was entitled, legally entitled to be on your property.
40:22And that's where the problem lies.
40:24Isn't that right, Theresa?
40:25Because Jean was legally entitled to be there.
40:29It was an old contract that was signed by your father and Jean's father.
40:34Jean was entitled to that prime camping site for the rest of his life.
40:38And if you tried to boot him, you would have had a legal battle on your hands, which you couldn't
40:41afford.
40:42Look, turn up, mate. I'm so sorry.
40:44Okay.
40:44Okay.
40:44Thanks.
40:45No.
40:45So that night, when you were so angry after the way he treated Clint,
40:51you knew Jean was still at the pub.
41:10And then you orbit, lit a fuse.
41:30He just loved making everyone miserable and flaunting that piece of paper in my face.
41:39My stupid father lost a bet, and I'm the one still paying it off.
41:43This has got to be bullshit.
41:44He could have subdivided or sold the land around him.
41:46No, nobody would want it.
41:47Who would want a prime piece of land with a shitty caravan smack in the middle?
41:50I just, I couldn't.
41:52You two just wait.
41:54You wait and see how hard it is.
41:56Bloody hell, Theresa, what were you thinking?
41:58I'm the one still waiting.
42:30Theresa, stop!
42:34I should have blown that bloody asshole up years ago before you got here to ruin everything.
42:40I didn't ruin it, you did.
42:42That's why I made a friend.
42:45Oh, just...
43:03People actually came.
43:05Did they dance?
43:05Of course they did.
43:06To what songs?
43:08Oh, shit.
43:08Oh, shush.
43:09I started a conga line, like a...
43:12And it really went off, didn't it?
43:14Yeah, and I did some of my break dancing.
43:16I'm low-key obsessed with Rager.
43:18Honey, girl.
43:19Oh, okay.
43:20Okay.
43:22Sander, what are you going to do at the holiday park?
43:25Townhouses, high-rise apartments?
43:27Actually, nah.
43:28Not of it.
43:29I want to give my boys the same kind of holiday I had growing up, you know?
43:32Swing ball, beach cricket, all that.
43:35Where are the boys now?
43:36Oh, they're in their unit playing Minecraft.
43:39Excuse me.
43:45We missed it.
43:46We missed it.
43:48You know what? We could try again next month.
43:51And I'm sorry about your new bestie.
43:56I don't need a new bestie, Cole.
43:58I'm happy with the one I've got.
44:12Mmm.
44:15You guys need to get out here now.
44:17Suicide pact.
44:18My instinct's telling me something's not right.
44:21I'm meant to be with my best friend, but she's dead.
44:25It's tale as old as time, really.
44:26Romeo and Juliet for the Twilight set.
44:28A dying man, an old flame that still burns.
44:32But you're doing really well out of it, aren't you?
44:35I'll give it a minute or two, then see if I can get close.
44:38Get out!
44:41That was awesome.
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