00:00Mommy, we gotta get going, but, uh...
00:09An ice cream maker.
00:11You were listening when I said I wanted to be an ice creamistologist.
00:15Of course I was.
00:18See?
00:19Look, and it has an ingredient spout for adding cookie bits and brownie chunks.
00:25Oh, wow. And it looks expensive, which means you should probably be thanking me.
00:30Eric?
00:31No, really, since I'm the one who's been supporting you, and I paid for this kitchen,
00:34and I know you're still giving money to Simon, because how else would he be surviving, right?
00:39What happened on American Horror Story, Simon?
00:41Nothing.
00:42Bullshit. You can't lie to me. I'm your brother.
00:47I got fired, okay?
00:48Oh, no, Simon. Eric!
00:50No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault. It was creative differences.
00:53Oh, of course. Nothing is ever your fault.
00:54I see, Eric.
00:55When are we gonna start being honest about this problem? Hmm?
00:58Simon has no interest in helping this family.
01:00All he thinks about is himself.
01:02He spends his entire life goofing off and somehow getting encouragement by you to keep doing it.
01:06Goofing off? Who says goofing off? Come on, man!
01:08I don't know what else you would call dicking around auditioning for over a decade
01:11with no discernible change in your career.
01:14Don't upset him.
01:14Right. Don't upset him. Let's all just protect Simon's feelings.
01:18I see, Eric.
01:18He spends his own mother's money on her birthday gift like he's five years old,
01:22and I'm the crazy one for treating my grown-ass brother like an adult.
01:39What the hell, Simon? What the hell is wrong with you?
01:42I'm Carefully?
01:42Oh!
01:43Oh, I'm Carefully.
01:44Oh!
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:54Oh!
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