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00:00:05I must have you
00:00:11Calvin princess
00:00:12and I you werewolf king
00:00:17Shihara heard tales
00:00:18that the werewolf king was the greatest lover
00:00:20in all the realm
00:00:21now she would know the truth
00:00:24she straddled him
00:00:28no
00:00:29he takes charge
00:00:31it's hotter
00:00:36um
00:00:38uh
00:00:41the werewolf king
00:00:45the werewolf king
00:00:48think
00:00:49Lisa it's the climax of the book
00:00:51it has to be steamy AF
00:00:59how does MK get inspiration
00:01:01how does MK get inspiration
00:01:28he tore her dress
00:01:29and kissed down her body
00:01:35his burning lips trailing lower
00:01:40and lower
00:01:41and
00:01:46miss Von Klimt
00:01:48hi
00:01:48so
00:01:49how's my favorite romance author
00:01:52yeah
00:01:53fine
00:01:54everything's okay
00:01:55my books are still selling
00:01:56right
00:01:57hotter than the boo-boos
00:01:58listen
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you
00:02:01you've heard of MK Roth
00:02:02right
00:02:02I love him
00:02:04I mean
00:02:06his writing
00:02:07fabulous
00:02:07we'll talk more about it when you're in LA
00:02:09you're coming tomorrow
00:02:11tomorrow
00:02:12tomorrow
00:02:21one more chapter and you can finish this book just right Max
00:02:27stop blinking like that
00:02:33oh
00:02:35forget writing
00:02:36you need to be pitching for the Dodgers
00:02:39very funny Tony
00:02:41well
00:02:42what's going on
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel
00:02:46seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter
00:02:49well
00:02:50why don't you just
00:02:51chat GBT
00:02:53okay
00:02:53I'm kidding
00:02:54Mr. Integrity
00:02:55look
00:02:56why don't we just leave the workshop for a while
00:02:58huh?
00:02:58we're meeting with EMU Publishing
00:03:00no
00:03:01I should be writing
00:03:02hey
00:03:03you said it yourself Max
00:03:04you haven't published in seven years
00:03:07look
00:03:07you wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09huh?
00:03:10you wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14we gotta do some business
00:03:21yeah
00:03:22there he is
00:03:23that's the spirit
00:03:24good
00:03:26oh
00:03:27do me a favor
00:03:27do me a favor
00:03:28take a shower before we go
00:03:30you smell like defeat
00:03:43I am so sorry Emily
00:03:45we had an emergency landing in Tucson
00:03:46Ms. Von Clem still has some time before 3pm
00:03:48hurry
00:03:50amazing
00:03:50thank you
00:03:51I gotta sit
00:03:57M. K. Roth
00:03:58am I dreaming?
00:04:00hey
00:04:01we're walking here twerp
00:04:02get out of the way
00:04:02hey
00:04:04why don't you show the lady some respect
00:04:05did M. K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:10Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M. K. Roth
00:04:22the biggest name in fiction
00:04:24we are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing
00:04:30M. K. Roth is a new novel? I've waited years for this
00:04:34he's my all-time favorite author
00:04:36here's the thing
00:04:36I have a little crush on him
00:04:39M. K. Max
00:04:41I am crazy about him
00:04:44that face
00:04:45that hair
00:04:46that
00:04:47the race of a generation
00:04:48exactly
00:04:50normally
00:04:51I can get any guy I want
00:04:53anytime I want
00:04:55just look at me
00:04:55but Max is different
00:04:57my usual tactics aren't working
00:05:00what does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking
00:05:04who better to play Cupid
00:05:06than my best-selling romance author
00:05:09Heidi Brushfire
00:05:11you want me
00:05:12to be your date doctor?
00:05:14have I ever told you
00:05:16how much I love
00:05:17this pen name?
00:05:19you came up with it
00:05:21nobody writes romance
00:05:23like you do Lisa
00:05:25you must get dick
00:05:26like nobody's business
00:05:28how do I tell her
00:05:29I've never had a steamy romance
00:05:30like in my books
00:05:31last time I had sex was college
00:05:34and he turned out to be gay
00:05:36it's all just fiction
00:05:37made up
00:05:38don't be modest
00:05:39Lisa
00:05:40I am crushing hard here
00:05:43I'll double your next advance
00:05:45how's 50k sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50with that much money
00:05:50I could afford the living nurse
00:05:52moms always wanted
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no
00:05:55so that is a yes
00:05:56you'll stay with me
00:05:57you'll have the guest room
00:05:59and the pool all to yourself
00:06:08showtime
00:06:09showtime
00:06:23so we meet again
00:06:25guess I wasn't dreaming
00:06:28guess I wasn't either
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready
00:06:33I'll walk her out
00:06:38look I know Giselle's the CEO
00:06:39but she's got an ass
00:06:40that could make a stripper
00:06:42I wasn't looking
00:06:43it was her friend
00:06:47don't even think about going for Max
00:06:49you are here to be my dating coach
00:06:51not to date my man
00:06:53got it
00:06:54you better
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:59what were you saying about a party?
00:07:01my people will explain everything
00:07:03oh
00:07:04oh
00:07:04oh
00:07:10Lisa Brown Giselle's lawyer
00:07:12can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist
00:07:14I need your measurements
00:07:16I'm the dog walker
00:07:17and this is poo poo
00:07:21what did I get myself into?
00:07:24what did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa hurry up
00:07:41I can barely walk in these
00:07:43you'll learn
00:07:45tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office
00:07:48help me sweep him off his feet
00:07:50I'll do my best
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare
00:07:53I believe in you
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire
00:08:04I hate parties you know this
00:08:05oh come on it's part of the job Max
00:08:08hey listen I want you to meet this producer
00:08:10he wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12how many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood
00:08:17I want my books to stay books
00:08:25on second thought
00:08:27maybe there is someone here I want to talk to
00:08:29what are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming
00:08:32tell me what to say
00:08:34I thought this was your thing
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now
00:08:53I am so sorry I didn't mean to
00:08:55the next time you want to use my jacket
00:08:57just ask me
00:08:58come on
00:09:03Lisa a word
00:09:06stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job
00:09:10sorry it wasn't my fault
00:09:12Heidi
00:09:13all will be forgiven
00:09:14if you can get Max to ask me out
00:09:17tell me what to do
00:09:22well
00:09:24in Elvenless
00:09:25Shihar the Elven princess attracts men with her mystery
00:09:29she's quiet
00:09:30she speaks in riddles
00:09:31she has a ethereal eroticism to her
00:09:34like
00:09:35a sexy alien
00:09:37that'll work
00:09:38be alluring
00:09:40I'll come to you
00:09:40if you fuck this up
00:09:43not only are you going to lose your bonus
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47what?
00:09:48yeah
00:09:49you think I need you
00:09:50to push the Heidi Brushfire books
00:09:52I own the pen name
00:09:54and the rights
00:10:06I'm sorry
00:10:07sorry about Lisa
00:10:08what a klutz
00:10:09try not to spill this one
00:10:14I'm sorry
00:10:16that was a bad joke
00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too
00:10:20even if I'm not literally doing it
00:10:23so
00:10:24and Max
00:10:27what's up
00:10:28what's the scariest kind of writer
00:10:33a ghost writer
00:10:34oh no
00:10:36when I told her to speak in riddles
00:10:38I didn't mean literally
00:10:39now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46well you have a mysterious sense of humor
00:10:49Giselle
00:10:51what the hell?
00:10:53it actually worked?
00:10:59why are writers always cold?
00:11:04because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:12thank you Giselle
00:11:14for the entertainment
00:11:16for the night
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19but
00:11:20and please
00:11:22respect the personal space
00:11:23okay?
00:11:26have a good night
00:11:29that's what
00:11:30Giselle just fucking stop
00:11:31okay?
00:11:32you're warning everything
00:11:35I warned you
00:11:37you are going back to Indiana
00:11:39right now
00:11:47sister
00:11:47can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot
00:11:51in front of Max tonight
00:11:53and it's all your fault
00:11:54give me another chance
00:11:55please
00:11:56as if
00:11:57you're not a date doctor
00:11:59you're not even fit
00:12:01to be a romance author
00:12:02not at my company
00:12:04no
00:12:04I'm begging you Miss Von Klimt
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom
00:12:08she needs me
00:12:14you're on thin fucking ice Lisa
00:12:17thank you
00:12:18thank you
00:12:18don't thank me
00:12:20go get me
00:12:22my man
00:12:29nice pool
00:12:30tell me all about LA
00:12:33I should be home with you mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37so what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it
00:12:40because I signed an NDA
00:12:41but
00:12:42the good news is
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44if I don't screw things up
00:12:46when have you messed anything up?
00:12:48except your dating life
00:12:49mom!
00:12:50speaking of
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52you already have matches
00:12:53remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58maybe too sexy
00:13:00could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:05but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:16hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:43shh
00:13:45this is hopeless
00:13:46I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:49and I haven't learned anything
00:13:50that could help Miss Von Klimt
00:13:51I'm screwed!
00:14:03I'm so sorry
00:14:09please don't recognize me
00:14:10please don't recognize me
00:14:13you're Giselle's friend right?
00:14:16the
00:14:16the
00:14:17clumsy one
00:14:18a week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21now I wish I was dead
00:14:23hey
00:14:24why are you crying?
00:14:26okay?
00:14:39I was just, um, reading a sad book
00:14:48I was just, um, reading a sad book
00:14:49what were you reading?
00:14:50think lisa
00:14:51think lisa, you're a writer
00:14:52you know about books
00:14:54wait!
00:14:55i know!
00:14:56withering heights
00:14:58not a lie
00:14:59it does make me cry
00:15:01withering heights?
00:15:02well that's one of my favorites
00:15:04it makes me cry too
00:15:06it's so beautiful
00:15:08and tragic
00:15:09you like romance?
00:15:10yeah, I used to
00:15:13hey, let me help you
00:15:15i got it, really
00:15:25is this yours?
00:15:27i'm not stalking you
00:15:29i promise
00:15:30you can admit you like me
00:15:38okay
00:15:39i'm a fan
00:15:41i read your books
00:15:42because i know you have a new one coming out
00:15:44so i was just rereading your last one for
00:15:47about the tenth time
00:15:49you've read my book ten times?
00:15:52i'm a writer too
00:15:53miss von klint's my publisher
00:15:55so i've heard
00:16:01funny seeing you here
00:16:03aren't you supposed to be a recluse?
00:16:04whoever said that
00:16:06obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:08because i'm here all the time
00:16:11i love the smell of old books
00:16:13what are you checking out?
00:16:16that's actually this new author
00:16:17um
00:16:19have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:22but
00:16:24how-
00:16:25i googled it
00:16:26i'm not stalking you
00:16:28i promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:37here we go
00:16:39here we go
00:16:40oh yes
00:16:41i can't wait to read this
00:16:43could you take a picture of us?
00:16:46i'm a big fan of yours
00:16:47miss brushfire
00:16:48oh!
00:16:50thank you
00:16:51okay
00:16:57looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in indiana
00:17:03hmm
00:17:04back to wuthering heights
00:17:07not to brag
00:17:08but i happen to own a first edition
00:17:11come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place?
00:17:15oh
00:17:17um...
00:17:17how about tomorrow?
00:17:18how about tomorrow?
00:17:33hi
00:17:34miss von klint
00:17:36hi
00:17:37poo poo poo
00:17:41So cute.
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:18:00It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:07You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your backs!
00:18:13You're out of here!
00:18:15Wait, wait!
00:18:17Let me explain.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:23My usual advice won't work.
00:18:25I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:33Not a bad plan.
00:18:38What do you think, Poo-Poo?
00:18:40Should we trust her?
00:18:44I leave for New York this week.
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:18:53Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:19:07But instead of eagles eating his liver, they picked at his heart.
00:19:13Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:27Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:34Lisa!
00:19:35I almost forgot.
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:47Hi, Max.
00:19:50It's so good to see you.
00:19:55Same here.
00:19:59Come in.
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um, water's fine.
00:20:07Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:20:09You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:31I leave for New York this week.
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you.
00:20:50Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically.
00:20:54What do you want in a woman?
00:21:01Just look in the mirror.
00:21:05You, Joker.
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:30Lisa.
00:21:31It's a $50,000 book.
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:37Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:40Please let the book be okay.
00:21:47There's no damage.
00:21:50Luckily.
00:21:50I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:01So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03Soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:06The subject matter is proven quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13My divorce.
00:22:15I'm so sorry.
00:22:16I didn't know.
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:22I just can't find the ending.
00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom.
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:31Thanks, Lisa, but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:35Sorry.
00:22:36Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:58Thanks for coming by.
00:23:00And getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:04Anytime.
00:23:16Later, dude.
00:23:25As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:24:03Reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:09I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow.
00:24:17What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:25He's responding.
00:24:26Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:29My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:33Oh, I really needed this.
00:24:36I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:39You're welcome anytime.
00:24:41I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.
00:24:44It's her house.
00:24:56Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:03Sorry.
00:25:05Creepy, right?
00:25:06We can be creepy together.
00:25:14You're actually reading it?
00:25:16Are you joking?
00:25:17I can't put it down.
00:25:19It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:21Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:23Probably not where you think.
00:25:26My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:29Non-existent, actually.
00:25:31I find that hard to believe.
00:25:33You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:35I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:38It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.
00:25:44Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:50I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:55So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:25:58Yeah, one more.
00:26:00The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:04You are too good.
00:26:06I'll think about it.
00:26:09Hey, can you get my back for me?
00:26:21Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:23You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:26Think of Miss Von Klimt.
00:26:44So, Max, I was wondering, the love interest in your last novel?
00:26:50Well, is she based on your ex?
00:26:58Shoot!
00:26:59I said the wrong thing.
00:27:01Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:08Yeah, I guess what I don't post online, it still comes out in my writing.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:16She's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:21Very different time.
00:27:24It's hard to even imagine myself having a mantic bone in my body.
00:27:30Because all I do is write and avoid writing.
00:27:36Can I ask what happened?
00:27:38I thought she was my pixie, manic dream girl.
00:27:45But she was just manic.
00:27:49She was aggressive.
00:27:51She was type A.
00:27:53Workaholic, obsessed with status and money.
00:27:57Sounds like Miss Von Klimt.
00:27:59Is that your type?
00:28:02It used to be, yeah.
00:28:09But I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:12I would much rather prefer a pool day like this than some random L.A. party.
00:28:19If I decide to remarry, it's going to be someone who's like me.
00:28:27Maybe even a writer.
00:28:34Oh, no, today was supposed to be platonic.
00:28:37Abort, abort, abort.
00:28:39What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:40I'm getting hot.
00:28:41Are you thirsty?
00:28:41I am thirsty.
00:28:42I am so thirsty.
00:28:43I am so thirsty.
00:29:11It's so mean!
00:29:24It's so mean!
00:29:31I'm pruning!
00:29:33You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:44My phone!
00:29:54Geez, is she sidekick or something?
00:29:58Ms. Von Klimt, hi!
00:30:01Any updates on Max?
00:30:06Um...
00:30:10Who are you waving to?
00:30:12I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:14A fuck body? Show me!
00:30:16No! Of course not!
00:30:21Me likey!
00:30:22Just don't bang in my pool. I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:25So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:28I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:31Music to my ears. Poopos too.
00:30:34I have good news as well.
00:30:36Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:39And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:42That's amazing!
00:30:44I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:46Poopos got a poopoo.
00:30:54How about some dinner tonight?
00:30:56Another little spot by the beach.
00:30:59I don't normally go out, but this might feel special.
00:31:03If you ruin this for Ms. Von Klimt, your writing career is done for.
00:31:08What'd you say?
00:31:14Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:16Looks good.
00:31:17Ball's in our court.
00:31:18Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:20Come on!
00:31:21You don't trust me?
00:31:22Okay.
00:31:24But make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some Hollywood cash grab franchise, okay?
00:31:30Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:37Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day.
00:31:43If I didn't know better, I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:48Lisa?
00:31:50Sorry about that, I had a business call.
00:31:53What are you writing?
00:31:58Max, stop!
00:31:59Is this your diary?
00:32:00Oh no!
00:32:01Max has my journal!
00:32:02How could it be so stupid?!
00:32:12On second thought, I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:21You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:31Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:33Yes, I have.
00:32:35Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:37In all seriousness though, it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:41Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:44Weirdo?
00:32:45Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:48It gets lonely.
00:33:01What's wrong?
00:33:03That was amazing.
00:33:04Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:07Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:11Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:15Me?
00:33:18I'm signing to EMU Publishing, so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:22And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:24And you know my work.
00:33:26And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:30I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:33You...
00:33:33Trust me?
00:33:36Yeah.
00:33:39Should I not?
00:33:40You might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor!
00:33:46I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:50Thanks.
00:33:54It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:04After dinner, we can print it at the library.
00:34:10Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:12In your place?
00:34:13That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:15He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:18He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:21Because if he does have other ideas, I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:28Check, please.
00:34:35Check, please.
00:34:45I'm sorry.
00:34:46I'm sorry.
00:34:54Careful.
00:34:55Clumsy girl.
00:34:57I'm only clumsy around you.
00:34:59Is that right?
00:35:01Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:04The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:08Okay?
00:35:09Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:11Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:17You make it easy.
00:35:19Max.
00:35:21The camera.
00:35:29Oh my god, Max.
00:35:34Ah.
00:35:36Hi.
00:35:50Oh my god.
00:35:52Can't wait you to not know me.
00:35:52I think she really needs me.
00:35:53Auf них can only be a place not to die.
00:35:54Hmm, Let me know what is.
00:36:15Wow, Lisa. I want you. You're in jail.
00:36:30You're in jail.
00:37:18You're in jail.
00:37:28Oh, no. I'm at Max's place. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:37Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:46Relax, Lisa. Max is famous. He probably has one-night stands all the time. No reason he can't still fall
00:37:52for Miss Von Klimt.
00:37:54Lisa? What are you doing?
00:38:00Max, look, we don't have to talk about this. I'm a romance writer. I know what this is.
00:38:06What is this?
00:38:07Fun in the sun. Too much wine at dinner. One thing lit to another. It's not a big deal.
00:38:14I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:20I want to see you again.
00:38:23And not just to get your notes.
00:38:35Me, too.
00:38:40What's that?
00:38:54Giselle?
00:38:56What are you doing here?
00:39:00Miss Von Klimt? She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:08When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:17Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:18Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:22What's wrong? You have company?
00:39:27Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:30Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:32Gentleman never tells.
00:39:36Thanks again. I'll see you at the signing. Cheers.
00:39:40Max!
00:39:50Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:53Lisa?
00:40:21Giselle!
00:40:23You're home early.
00:40:24Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:27What was his name, by the way?
00:40:30He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:32Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:34Which was?
00:40:35Ma...
00:40:37Er...
00:40:37Jerry.
00:40:40Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:41Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:45That's funny.
00:40:49What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:51You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:40:56I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.
00:40:59Let me see it!
00:41:01My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:03I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:05Okay. Nice work.
00:41:08I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:09There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:15Thanks, Miss Von Clemson!
00:41:23Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:25Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:27Oh, come on.
00:41:28Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:30I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:31Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:45I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:46This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:48Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:50Huh?
00:41:54Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:41:58Let's toast.
00:42:07You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:09You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:11I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:13I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:17I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:24I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:27Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:29Me too.
00:42:33Ha-ha!
00:42:35Hey!
00:42:38For you.
00:42:43To the thorn tree.
00:42:45To the thorn tree.
00:42:46Cheers.
00:42:50Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:52I'm dying to read it.
00:42:54Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:42:56Really?
00:42:56Who?
00:42:57Don't worry.
00:42:58I'll send it soon.
00:43:03Well, I should get going.
00:43:05So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:06You got it, buddy.
00:43:07And I'll see you.
00:43:08Bye, Max.
00:43:09We'll be in touch.
00:43:15We signed, babe.
00:43:16We are almost there.
00:43:17And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:20And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:24You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:26Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:31How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:33Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:37I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:40Thank you, sugar.
00:43:41Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:45Gotta go.
00:43:46Love you.
00:43:51Miss Juan Clement, hi.
00:43:54Max?
00:43:56Am I interrupting something?
00:43:58No.
00:44:01But I, uh...
00:44:03So, can I come in?
00:44:05Resist, Lisa.
00:44:06Miss Juan Clement sees Max in here.
00:44:07I'm dead meat.
00:44:18At least I'll die happy.
00:44:27Miss Juan Clement.
00:44:49Miss Juan.
00:44:51Miss Juan tonnes.
00:45:15Max's car?
00:45:16What's he doing here?
00:45:22I finished the manuscript.
00:45:25It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:27That means a lot is coming from you.
00:45:30What do I do about the ending?
00:45:37The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:40He has a choice at the end.
00:45:42To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:44To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:47Yeah.
00:45:48Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:50Or not?
00:45:53I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:01But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:08Maybe you.
00:46:10I mean, James.
00:46:12You should get a happy ending.
00:46:15Give the readers some hope.
00:46:18Max!
00:46:19Max!
00:46:22Oh my God!
00:46:23Oh my God!
00:46:24Giselle's home!
00:46:26Are you guys friends?
00:46:27What?
00:46:28We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:31Why not?
00:46:34Because you're a private person.
00:46:37It's none of her business.
00:46:39You're sweet.
00:46:45Lisa!
00:46:46Is Max in there?
00:46:53Max!
00:46:54What are you doing here?
00:46:57Uh...
00:46:58Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:02Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:06Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:09Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:11Are you free?
00:47:12I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:15You should come with.
00:47:17Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:19Too bad.
00:47:20We'll miss you.
00:47:22No.
00:47:42Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:44I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:46Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:50I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:47:54I don't know.
00:47:55You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:47:57Because I'm good at my job.
00:47:59I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:01That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:04Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:06What's your point?
00:48:08Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:10I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:12It always makes me cry.
00:48:14Wuthering Heights?
00:48:15What?
00:48:15You don't like it?
00:48:16I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:18It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:20Makes me cry.
00:48:24It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:26Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:30Um...
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:32Yeah, sure.
00:48:35Sorry.
00:48:43I know it's worked.
00:48:45I can't watch.
00:48:50I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:48:53Well...
00:48:54I like you.
00:48:55And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:48:57I...
00:48:58I misread the situation, too.
00:49:00I like you, too.
00:49:02I'm...
00:49:02I'm seeing someone.
00:49:04And I really like her.
00:49:05And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:08Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:10I mean, we work together.
00:49:11It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:13Sure.
00:49:14I'd like that.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:18Well, I gotta...
00:49:19Gotta get going.
00:49:20Have a good night, and good luck with that girl.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24Thanks.
00:49:26Seeing someone?
00:49:28If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:32That homewrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:36Big time.
00:49:40Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:42So what?
00:49:42That's a good thing.
00:49:44Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:50Can we talk?
00:49:54Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:49:57It's been working wonders.
00:49:58How'd it go, Leslie?
00:50:00Let's just say, I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:04That's great.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:06I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:09Pack your bags.
00:50:10Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:16What?
00:50:17What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:18I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:20I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:22I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:24For what?
00:50:26I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:28Overrated.
00:50:30Pack your bags.
00:50:31Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:34Relax, poo poo.
00:50:35I'm coming.
00:50:37Take the hint.
00:50:38Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:41He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:43We were never meant to be.
00:50:46I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:47Unless we are.
00:50:49What do I do?
00:50:52What?
00:50:53What?
00:51:20Almost to the airport
00:51:28Can I change the destination?
00:51:34Come on, Max, be home
00:51:41Lisa
00:51:44What's the matter?
00:51:47I...
00:51:49I...
00:51:54Hey
00:51:56Just breathe
00:51:57Calm down
00:52:00You're with me now
00:52:01Everything's gonna be just fine
00:52:04I...
00:52:32That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime
00:52:35Wait, I know that address
00:52:48Max's house?
00:52:51She's dead
00:53:03I should go
00:53:05Or I'll miss my flight
00:53:06I just came to say goodbye
00:53:07I didn't expect all of this
00:53:14Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa
00:53:17But I'm falling for you
00:53:20You can stay here with me
00:53:22As long as you want
00:53:26Really?
00:53:28And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here
00:53:30She can stay here, there's plenty of space
00:53:34I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair
00:53:37What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:40I saw you kissing last night
00:53:42Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy
00:53:45Because you are the only one that I want
00:53:51Let me think about it
00:53:53All right?
00:53:54Take as much time as you need
00:54:08Real smooth, Max
00:54:15I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next
00:54:18One little pee couldn't hurt
00:54:28I was craving sex with Max more and more
00:54:32Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter
00:54:46What the hell is this?
00:54:51Max, I can explain
00:54:52You're writing about us
00:54:53About me
00:54:55I told you, my journal's private
00:54:56Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:00It does
00:55:02You know
00:55:03I don't want my personal life
00:55:05Splattered around
00:55:07Max
00:55:08It's just my diary
00:55:10I'd never dream of publishing it
00:55:12I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story
00:55:15Just admit it
00:55:17You are using me for material
00:55:20I can't tell Max the truth
00:55:21Or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt
00:55:23And that means losing my publishing contract
00:55:25What do I do?
00:55:31Your silence says everything
00:55:34Max, I never meant to hurt you
00:55:36Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:38But Max
00:55:39We are done
00:55:41Get out, Lisa
00:55:45And if I ever see this printed
00:55:47You'll be hearing from my attorneys
00:55:56I'm so sorry, Max
00:56:12Need a ride, skink?
00:56:20What are you doing here?
00:56:22Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:25You're supposed to be at the airport right now
00:56:27But no
00:56:28You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:33I can't explain
00:56:34No
00:56:35I brought you out here for a reason
00:56:37And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back
00:56:40I trusted you
00:56:43I'm so sorry I let you down
00:56:46Max just broke up with me
00:56:48You broke up?
00:56:51Max must be vulnerable
00:56:52Maybe I'm still in the game after all
00:56:57I'll forgive you
00:56:58If you leave right now
00:57:00You can keep the money
00:57:02And the publishing deal
00:57:03But I never want to see your face at LA again
00:57:06Got it?
00:57:08Okay
00:57:10Now beat it
00:57:20Damn it, Lisa
00:57:20I said to get out of here
00:57:22We're through
00:57:25Uh, Giselle
00:57:27What are you doing here?
00:57:28I guess this is a bad time
00:57:32Wait
00:57:33I could use somebody to talk to
00:57:39Thanks, Giselle
00:57:40I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no
00:57:44Couldn't hurt
00:57:59So
00:58:02What happened with Lisa?
00:58:04She was using me
00:58:06For her next romance novel
00:58:10I found her journal
00:58:13I should have known it was too good to be true
00:58:16She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:19I'm so sorry
00:58:21No, Lisa's always been like this
00:58:24She's a succubus
00:58:26Just using men for her perverted novels
00:58:39Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but
00:58:43I do know something that might distract you
00:59:11I have just returned from a visit to my landlord
00:59:14The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with
00:59:18This is certainly
00:59:21A beautiful country
00:59:24In all England
00:59:26I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:30So completely removed
00:59:34From the stir of society
01:00:01Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:05I'm a writer, Mom
01:00:07PJs are my uniform
01:00:10When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:13How about getting out of the house?
01:00:15I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much
01:00:19Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place
01:00:22I don't want a Tinder date, Mom
01:00:24Just leave me alone, please
01:00:27See what I'm dealing with, Teresa
01:00:29Goes to L.A. for two weeks
01:00:31Comes back a drama queen
01:00:37M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Times bestseller lists
01:00:41Congratulations, Max
01:00:46Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:52Looks like she finally got him
01:01:03Another week topping the bestseller list
01:01:06We're breaking records, Max
01:01:09I'm just glad that people like it
01:01:11Like it?
01:01:12They love it!
01:01:14You might win the National Book Award
01:01:21You've been drinking a lot lately
01:01:23Everything okay?
01:01:27Well, I know something that will cheer you up
01:01:31I went to the doctor today
01:01:34Guess what?
01:01:36What?
01:01:37I'm pregnant
01:01:40You're pregnant?
01:01:42Mm-hmm
01:01:42But how?
01:01:44We're using protection
01:01:45Accidents happen, right?
01:01:48You are going to be such a great father
01:01:51I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth
01:01:56So you're keeping it?
01:01:57Why wouldn't I?
01:01:59I want this to work, Max
01:02:02I love you
01:02:16Well, whatever you want to do
01:02:18I will support it
01:02:26Shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king
01:02:30Their days were filled with long talks
01:02:32Reading
01:02:33Strolls around the castle
01:02:35Their nights with passionate lovemaking
01:02:37Shihara had never been so happy
01:02:43I can't write romance with a broken heart
01:02:45This is torture
01:02:48Not now, Mom
01:02:50I thought a little gift might improve your mood
01:02:55Thanks, Mom
01:02:55You didn't have to
01:02:56Your favorite author
01:02:58Everyone's talking about the new book
01:03:00It's in Oprah's Book Club
01:03:02I'm surprised I haven't seen you reading it
01:03:07I just didn't have the time
01:03:09Thanks, Mom
01:03:34As James perused the library
01:03:36You saw a young woman in glasses
01:03:37Crying over Wuthering Heights
01:03:41She felt his presence
01:03:45Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:50James had lost the game of love
01:03:52But that didn't mean he never went again
01:03:57A happy ending
01:03:59He took my note
01:04:03Maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:06Billionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed CEO of EMU Publishing
01:04:12They're getting married?
01:04:20Yes
01:04:21Yes
01:04:22Yes
01:04:23Yes
01:04:37All this skimming around
01:04:39Got me so horny for you
01:04:48By this time next week
01:04:50We're gonna be rich
01:04:51Because of that brilliant contract he made
01:05:03Once you guys get married
01:05:04Once you guys get married
01:05:05The book rights transfer to you
01:05:06The royalties alone are gonna solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:10Then we'll take Max to Hollywood
01:05:12Whether he likes it or not
01:05:13The studios are dying for a movie version of the thorn tree
01:05:18Or not a trilogy
01:05:18Yeah
01:05:19A TV show
01:05:20Crypto
01:05:21Video games
01:05:21The possibilities are endless
01:05:24We just have to keep our secret a little longer
01:05:27I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible
01:05:29Good
01:05:31I hate sneaking around
01:05:32Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:37Guess you get what you pay for
01:05:38What do you mean?
01:05:40Oh I didn't tell you?
01:05:42I've been paying her with her own money
01:05:45I've withheld her royalties for years
01:05:49You are so bad
01:06:00What is it honey bunch?
01:06:03Mom I think I have to tell you about what happened in LA
01:06:12I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him
01:06:15Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt
01:06:17And he probably doesn't even know
01:06:18That she hired me to help her seduce him
01:06:20Sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:22Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to LA
01:06:25She'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:27We'll lose your nerves
01:06:28Maybe a lot more
01:06:30Look Miss Von Bitch was born rich
01:06:33She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company
01:06:36You were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:38With a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:39And somehow you still became a big author
01:06:42You could take that Barbie any day of the week
01:06:46But Max stumped me
01:06:49What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:51You'll never know unless you talk to him
01:06:53Brave
01:06:55Like Shihara
01:06:56The elf princess
01:06:58You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school
01:07:01You're a badass bitch
01:07:04You're right
01:07:06But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:08Hell yes you can
01:07:20Hey
01:07:21You look great pal
01:07:24I can't believe I'm getting married again
01:07:27Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:28Not with the right lady
01:07:32I'm not so sure about that
01:07:38Don't tell me you're getting cold feet
01:07:41What is this about?
01:07:44Max do not tell me it was about that English smut writer
01:07:46Hey
01:07:48Men would kill
01:07:50To be with Jazeera
01:07:52You know that
01:08:05Elvin Lust?
01:08:07Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:10Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:14Netflix called
01:08:15They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show
01:08:20The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules
01:08:23What do you think?
01:08:28I'm not whoring out my work
01:08:30Stop asking me about Hollywood deals
01:08:33I'm sorry
01:08:34I just got excited
01:08:35We'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:46I made it
01:08:48Thank God for book talk
01:08:52Lisa?
01:08:53No, she'll ruin everything
01:08:56Tony, hi
01:08:57Yeah
01:08:58Hey, I know this sounds crazy
01:08:59But I really need to talk to Max
01:09:00Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:02He's about to get married, Lisa
01:09:03So
01:09:03Yeah
01:09:05That's kind of why I'm here
01:09:06Okay
01:09:07He doesn't want to see you
01:09:08He and Jazeera are very happy
01:09:09No, but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:11Jazeera hired me to help her seduce him
01:09:14You are crazy
01:09:15You're talking like a crazy person
01:09:16Alright, go back to the loony bin
01:09:18Now
01:09:18Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:20Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:22Nope
01:09:23Come on
01:09:24Let's go
01:09:25Wait
01:09:27You're in on this too
01:09:29What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:31You stupid little bitch
01:09:33You're going to ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:35What plan?
01:09:36I want you
01:09:42What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:44I'm so sorry
01:09:45Lisa
01:09:46Hey
01:09:49What is happening?
01:09:50I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of LA
01:09:54Wait
01:09:55Miss von Klimt
01:09:56Think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:00You know what I can do to you
01:10:02Easy, Jazeera
01:10:05What happened between you two?
01:10:06Don't talk to her, Max
01:10:07She is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:11Isn't that right?
01:10:13Lisa
01:10:15Lisa, is that true?
01:10:16Come on, Lisa
01:10:17Stand up for yourself
01:10:18It's now or never
01:10:32Giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:33What you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:36At least not one I planned on
01:10:37They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt
01:10:41So
01:10:42What happened between us was fake?
01:10:45No
01:10:45I just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:47I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:51Oh, you fell in love with me
01:10:53Of course, Max
01:10:56And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you
01:10:58But I don't think she's marrying you for the right reasons
01:11:00Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:02She is babbling like a psycho
01:11:05Somebody call the police
01:11:07I mean, to ruin our wedding day
01:11:09Max
01:11:11Please believe me
01:11:13I love you
01:11:14Don't marry her
01:11:16LAPD
01:11:17There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:21And you know what?
01:11:22I'm gonna bring her right over here
01:11:23Answer me this
01:11:25Is that baby mine?
01:11:39It's mine
01:11:41Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:44By adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:47She marries you
01:11:49She controls everything
01:11:50Tony, we have known each other
01:11:53For years
01:11:55Why would you betray me?
01:11:57EMU Publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:00Giselle needed money
01:12:01She convinced me that I needed some too
01:12:04But honestly
01:12:05I didn't care about that
01:12:08All I wanted was her
01:12:09Oh, you sappy piece of shit
01:12:12You fucked us
01:12:14I love you
01:12:15And the baby
01:12:16Yeah?
01:12:17We hate you
01:12:18Hey
01:12:18It's safe to say
01:12:20This wedding is over
01:12:22I'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:30Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:33I don't know what came over me
01:12:34I was a mess
01:12:35After our fight
01:12:38We can talk about it over dinner
01:12:40I know a little spot by the beach
01:12:46You are finished
01:12:47Lisa
01:12:47I am cancelling our contract
01:12:49And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name
01:12:52Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself
01:12:55A monkey could write that trash
01:13:06Get up
01:13:07Baby
01:13:08Baby
01:13:08No
01:13:16Don't worry about Giselle
01:13:17I will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:20You just have to trust me
01:13:24Do you trust me?
01:13:34I love you, Lisa
01:13:41Happy to present the author
01:13:43Formally known as Heidi Brushfire
01:13:46Reading from her first novel
01:13:48Under her real name
01:13:50Which has already topped
01:13:51The New York Times bestseller list
01:13:53Ladies and gentlemen
01:13:55Lisa Brown
01:14:04I sat at my laptop in PJ's
01:14:07Writing a sex scene
01:14:08Between a werewolf king
01:14:10And an elven princess
01:14:11When the phone rang
01:14:13Little did I know
01:14:14My life was about to change forever
01:14:24I love the book
01:14:26Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:28My boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:30Some of you might know MK Roth
01:14:35Max started his own publishing company
01:14:38After some bad industry experiences
01:14:40His next book's coming out later this year
01:14:47So you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:50It totally sucks
01:14:51The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher
01:14:54I heard the CEO writes the books herself now
01:14:57Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt
01:14:59I have a question
01:15:03When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:06He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met
01:15:09How about a happy ending?
01:15:11Mom!
01:15:13Actually
01:15:15I can answer that
01:15:25I've never really been a public person
01:15:28But Lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:33Speaking of which
01:15:41Lisa Brown
01:15:43Will you marry me?
01:15:48Yes
01:15:49Yes
01:15:49Yeah
01:15:50Yeah
01:15:53Yeah
01:15:55Yeah
01:15:55Yeah
01:15:56Yeah
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