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01:04I don't condone murder, but in fairness he was kind of a dick
01:08Who's you? We're fully going to have a threesome with
01:10What does that have to do with anything?
01:12Do you have something you want to tell me?
01:13You think I'm the murderer?
01:15Right now, kinda
01:17Don't be ridiculous
01:46What does that have to do with anything you want to tell me?
01:50Oh my god
01:54Oh my god
01:57This is so good
01:59What's in it?
02:00Turkey, lettuce, bacon
02:03Bacon
02:07Oh my god
02:09Sorry, I haven't had real bacon in like 15 years
02:12It's always nice to see old friends reunited
02:14Well don't tell my SimplyFans subscribers
02:16Being a vegan is kind of my brand
02:18You have a SimplyFans?
02:20Yeah, yeah
02:20A lot of guys do nowadays
02:22It's just a great way to make some quick cash
02:24What kind of content do you post on it?
02:26Nothing crazy
02:26Just, you know, mainly pictures of myself naked
02:29Sometimes having sex with other guys
02:31And not reinventing the wheel
02:32You always get their consent to be filmed, right?
02:35Of course
02:36Why would you even ask me that?
02:38Jesse had a friend who got in a lot of trouble
02:40For forgetting to get someone's consent before posting
02:44Gotta be careful with that
02:45Yeah, well if I make it out of here alive
02:46I'll be sure to double check
02:47Thanks
02:48You're getting out of here alive
02:49Everyone is getting out of here alive
02:51Except for the four who aren't
02:56Not helpful
03:00Fuck it
03:01If I'm gonna get murdered
03:03I'm gonna die doing what I love
03:06Getting drunk
03:09Dull your senses when there's a killer around
03:11That's a great idea
03:12He's right, man
03:13It makes the most sense to stick together
03:15Not in way past things make any sense, dude
03:19Your brother's kind of a douchebag
03:21No shit
03:22Alright
03:23I think we should resume checking the rooms
03:25To see if the phones and keys are there
03:27Because that worked so well last time
03:29If you have a better idea, I'd love to hear it
03:31I do, actually
03:33I'm going to my room and locking the door
03:35Then I'm gonna grab the largest knife in the kitchenette
03:38And keep my back against the wall
03:39So if a killer does come in, I'll be ready
03:42I suggest you all do the same
03:47Yeah, that actually does sound like the smartest approach
03:50I agree, actually
03:51Wait, guys, we shouldn't split up
04:00Look at me
04:02What a natural leader
04:05For what it's worth, I think your idea's the smartest
04:09You really mean that?
04:13Absolutely
04:16So, what are we waiting for?
04:18These phones and keys aren't going to find themselves
04:20Let's go
04:22Great
04:22Wait
04:23Wait
04:24What is it?
04:26Nothing
04:28You think I'm the killer?
04:30Of course not
04:31Come on, after you
04:32No, after you
04:36Why don't we go at the same time?
04:40Thanks, sir
04:46We don't have to wait for you
05:05No, after you
05:06Why don't you be
05:06I feel like I'm the killer
05:06I can't take that
05:07No, after you
05:07I don't know
05:34So, what's the Olympic village like?
05:37Hm?
05:39Well, I've heard all these stories about it being Fuck City.
05:43Is it true?
05:45Yeah.
05:47It's true.
05:48Really?
05:51Well, sure.
05:52I mean, think about it.
05:56Athletes train their whole lives for one moment.
05:58All this build-up, this tension, the anticipation.
06:04Then you compete and it's over.
06:07But the build-up, the tension, it's still there.
06:10And it needs to be released.
06:12And everywhere you look, there's human bodies in peak physical condition.
06:17Sounds hot.
06:18It is.
06:19So, what's your story?
06:23Uh, I don't know if I really have a story.
06:26Are you kidding?
06:27You run a gay nude resort founded by your gay dad, who's a millionaire, and you have a gay
06:32brother?
06:33That's pretty unusual.
06:34I guess.
06:35But it must be nice to be surrounded by naked men all the time.
06:38I think that's hot.
06:39It's funny.
06:41You get used to it really quickly.
06:43Naked bodies stop becoming interesting the more you see them.
06:47But the way people behave when they're naked, how open they are, the way they reveal hidden
06:54parts of themselves.
06:56That's hot.
07:05And that's hot.
07:08Here's what I can do.
07:09You can't serve them.
07:12You are alone, everyone.
07:15You are alone, everyone.
07:20You can't serve them.
07:23You are alone, everyone.
07:23You are alone, everyone.
07:24You are alone.
07:25And of course, you are alone.
07:25Maybe.
07:26That's a great deal.
07:29No, wait!
07:36Wait.
07:37What?
07:37I think I heard something.
07:38No, no, no.
07:39Not in here.
07:40In the next room over.
07:41Fuck.
07:42Okay.
07:42Let's check it out.
07:46They all said they were going to lock their doors.
08:02Mind getting his feet?
08:07Oh, no.
08:09Okay.
08:10Locking ourselves in didn't work.
08:12I'm staying with the group from now on.
08:14Right behind you.
08:14Let it never be said I can't admit when I'm wrong.
08:18Where are your shirts?
08:36So, what now?
08:37You're asking me?
08:38You are in charge of this place, right?
08:39Sure.
08:40I just think it's interesting that you had no faith in my plans less than an hour ago.
08:43Hey, we're all trying our best not to get killed here.
08:45Or you're just trying your best not to be seen.
08:46What the hell does that mean?
08:48I think you know exactly what it means.
08:49You think I'm the killer?
08:50Most likely it's you.
08:51We were all locked in a room, so how did the killer get into Liam's room with Alessia at the
08:54key?
08:55Which, it seems like something you would have.
08:56It couldn't have been him, okay?
08:57I was with him the entire time.
08:59Yeah, unless you two are working together.
09:01Look, I didn't even know Nikos had one son before this weekend, much less two.
09:04Ooh, speaking of, it could just as easily have been your brother.
09:06He would know where the keys are, right?
09:07He never did any actual work here.
09:09He doesn't know shit about this place.
09:10Well, let's go get him.
09:12Fine.
09:15Jesus.
09:16He's fine.
09:17This is hardly the first time I found him passed out on the floor.
09:20Ooh.
09:22He's not passed out.
09:23He must have been poisoned.
09:25Oh, Aaron.
09:26I'm so sorry.
09:39Well, let's take him to room seven.
09:44I love you so sorry.
09:55Come on.
10:00Bye-bye, everyone.
10:02Bye-bye.
10:05Bye-bye.
10:05Bye-bye.
10:08Bye-bye.
10:09Bye-bye.
10:09Bye-bye.
10:10Bye-bye.
10:11Bye-bye.
10:11Bye-bye.
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