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00:10Oh
00:18Are you insane
00:35Elaine I've been attacked that getting of lunatics were shooting blueberries at me
00:42Elaine Denton reporting live from port when inside the offices of doc martin
00:49Victim, whatever that is. We don't have time for it. Okay. We have a packed schedule and I need you
00:53to secure the perimeter
00:54Unaware that his first patient was already in the exam room doc martin was apparently also unaware of the fact
01:02that this weekend is the annual blueberry
01:06Festival a tragic turn of events for a tragic man named doc martin who was a doctor I
01:19I
01:20Just love the blueberry festival the street fair the tarts the pies stop talking and open your mouth
01:28I'm gonna be getting in the vat and stomping blueberries to make wine not with this foot fungus. You're not
01:33I'm deathly allergic to blueberries, but I want to eat like a lot of pie
01:37So can you give me a pill that makes it okay? Yes, of course really? No
01:42that way
01:44All right, Elaine, we only have five minutes for lunch. Why don't you go out and get
01:48Where is everyone?
01:50Faced with an empty waiting room doc martin finally had room
01:54To feel empty will you stop with that voice have to get this reporter thing right?
01:59I'm covering the blueberry festival on my live stream. I want it to look professional and dressing up as newscaster
02:04smurf screams professional
02:07We have eight patients this afternoon and my aunt's supposed to be next. Where is she? Yeah, everybody canceled
02:14No one is going to the doctor on a friday afternoon during the blueberry festival
02:18Actually, shouldn't you be getting ready to ready for what you're gonna be a judge in the big blueberry pie
02:23contest tomorrow?
02:24Oh, no, I'm not
02:24Okay, but you are because dr. Reese was always a judge
02:27Yeah, but i'm not dr. Reese. I am here with a local old old man who is disoriented and confused
02:35He thinks that he can ignore one of our most beloved traditions beloved traditions
02:39Please see people would throw a parade at a new stoplight. I'm not a pie judge. I'm a physician. Where
02:46are you going?
02:46I'm going to see my next scheduled patient more on this developing story as it develops reporting alive
02:52From over here by my desk. I am elaine denton for eyewitness blues
02:59That was it that was it
03:03Okay, all the festival blues. Yep. They're going right there
03:07All right now doc all right now
03:18Hey, good morning got some for you see you at the pie contest judge martin
03:32Okay, okay, and the dunk tank it's going right over there. Oh, hey, sorry. Give me a second
03:41But this
03:48Will you stop following me? Just go away put that down. It's not mine
03:54shoo
04:01Well, good morning to you
04:03Good morning perfect weather for the festival wouldn't you say
04:08Hmm seem to be taking it very seriously my favorite time of year
04:13When doesn't all that bother your skin or your eyelids all that face paint face paint
04:20What face paint
05:02What a nice surprise
05:05And you're just in time for lunch. Yeah, not here for lunch
05:08You're just dropping by
05:10I've just been thinking that we should spend more time together and look now here you are
05:15I've come here to give you your physical
05:18What your file says you haven't had a checkup in three years
05:21Why don't you hop up on the counter and we'll take a look at you. Oh, you gotta be joking
05:25There's nothing funny about a 73 year old woman avoiding her annual urinalysis. Now up you go
05:30If you think i'm going to let you examine me in my own kitchen
05:33Then i'm going to have to fillet you with my boning knife and so i need you to take this
05:38seriously
05:38You may be my doctor, but you're also my nephew and right now we're having lunch
05:43So wash your hands
05:46Honestly
05:49You know they've asked me to be a judge at the pie contest
05:54With you and I said yes. I thought that that would be fun
05:59I hear that elizabeth evans
06:02Is making some kind of blueberry meringue or something like that
06:07Are you really taking all these medications?
06:10Well, two of them are for my high blood pressure and the rest are I don't know
06:13Osteoporosis acid reflux high cholesterol. Good god woman. You're a ticking time bomb
06:20And this fried fish for lunch isn't helping the situation either
06:24Have you thought about getting some exercise maybe some leafy greens in your diet?
06:27Dr. Reese told me to avoid the leafy greens because they might interact badly with my blood thinner and I
06:33might pass out or something
06:34And kale tastes like crap. There's a new medication on the market that won't have those complications. I'll write you
06:39a prescription
06:41In the meantime, we're going to have a chat about skipping medical appointments at your advanced age
06:45If you're going to continue to play doctor, I don't want to eat lunch with you so get out
06:49Just go and see it's pie contest
06:52I'm not judging the pie contest and then I won't see at all
07:00Fried fish is delicious
07:18Oh
07:19Judge martin
07:19What do you prefer flaky pie crust or puffy you lost me a judge?
07:24Judge martin. Do you enjoy a latticework topping? I don't trust myself to do a leaf pattern
07:30I'm not judging the pie contest. Oh, martin. Hello
07:34Where are you headed?
07:35Well, I'm on my way for some lunch, but it seems like blueberry mania swallowed this town whole
07:39Right. Well that time of year which reminds me i've been wondering um if you happen to like cinnamon
07:45I'm scared to ask, but why are we talking about spices or maybe vanilla or caramel little ribbons of caramel
07:50wrapping gently around your taste buds
07:52Oh, no louisa not you too. I'm sorry. I'm not going to be judging the pie contest
07:56I guess i'm just another desperate pie baker looking for an edge
07:59You've all lost your minds. Maybe but this is a big deal in a small town. I mean, it's it's
08:03nice. It's tradition
08:04It's competitive. Yeah, it's also high in fat and sugar
08:06Yeah, but first place is a little blue crown, but barry hammers always wins it always he always takes first
08:11always know the real competition in port
08:13When is for second? Oh wait
08:15What about ginger? You know, I mean that's an interesting combination right with the blueberries?
08:21Louisa louisa louisa i am not going to be judging martin did these berries look fresh
08:26No, no, no listen up everyone. I am the town doctor and my only concern is your health
08:31So you can skip your appointments and ignore your well-being
08:34But I will not be deciding the winner of your ridiculous contest because I don't care
08:45Okay
08:48Consider the ginger
08:50Talk about it later
08:55I'm delighted to have you in for lunch doctor. It was either this or be force-fed blueberries in the
08:59parking lot
09:00I'll take the garden salad with chicken, please
09:03Unfortunately, we don't have the garden salad today. I am so sorry. All right
09:07Steam fish no not that either shepherd's pie then
09:11Wouldn't that be lovely? We're out of that one, too. What do you have in the kitchen?
09:21Today in the kitchen we have greg
09:26It's this pie contest madness. Oh, no
09:28Every year he decides that he's the chef that he can cook and yet
09:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no
09:35I killed the stove. I swear I did. It's not fair
09:40I'm not allowed in there. I'm a pie contest judge conflict of interest and yes
09:45I heard that you stepped down from your post
09:48God knows who they're gonna get to replace you
09:49Oh, it's gonna be a long weekend
09:53What we still might have one last tuna salad in the back fridge. I hate mayonnaise. Oh beggars can't be
09:59choosers. I'll go check
10:04Tuna salad is delicious lots of mayonnaise
10:16I'm sorry
10:19I have to ask
10:22You're blue
10:24All of you and no makeup. You're just blue
10:29It's because of all the blueberries I eat
10:36You're not up. No, you can't be serious blueberries wouldn't
10:44Yo, that's on me yo, I'm so sorry totally totally my fault
10:49I just couldn't see you because my eyes
10:51Let's have a look doc touch your head back
10:53Okay, I think everything's fine. It's just allergies happens every year
10:56Yeah, how about you let me make the diagnosis and you stick to being an idiot seems fair
11:00All right, you need to come to my office. I can't doc. I gotta go set up the dunk tank
11:03Yes, I suppose a dunk tank is more important than you going blind. Come on this way
11:07Okay
11:10No, this way the other way mark this way
11:23It's ready. Okay, that's good. So just like keep my face in frame all the time. Yes
11:28Like I'll stay but
11:29Go go shoot
11:33You know they replaced you on the judging panel with birds big mistake
11:37You do not want to give my dad that much power power. It's a pie contest
11:41Oh, come on doc
11:43You know everything here is just so nice and people are so sweet
11:46We just need one day a year to be like really competitive and vicious like the purge
11:51But with blueberries. All right
11:53Well, the eye drops and the warm compress should help your eyes some
11:57But I strongly suspect you have writer's syndrome
11:59Really? I haven't written anything all week. Maybe a parking ticket and in my dream journal
12:05R.E. Writer's syndrome. Is it painful to urinate mark?
12:10Typically people suffering from writers can't see can't pee and can't climb a tree due to untreated chlamydia
12:16Chlamydia
12:18The STD chlamydia?
12:20Yes
12:21How many sexual partners have you had since your breakup with Louisa?
12:25I don't know like four five eight
12:32I think nine
12:33My friend Gretchen?
12:35Ten
12:35Debbie?
12:36Eleven
12:40Come on doc, you know what it's like big man small pond all the fish jumping into my net you
12:47get it
12:48Yeah, I'd rather not so you need to notify each of your sexual partners of their exposure
12:53Wait doc notify them like tell them that I might have given them that they might have chlamydia
12:59Exactly and this will clear up the infection subscription for doxycycline
13:03No wait doc doc wait so like a prescription that I need to like
13:08Go get filled yes, I assume you know how these things work elaine i'm going out to get some food
13:13and nothing is gonna stop me
13:18Okay, I guess I have to somebody's got to pick up meds from their mommy
13:21Shut up
13:23Shut up
13:42yes sir that's barry hammers that's our blueberry get it blueberry yes sir coffee judge large
13:51no charge of course thank you and he's the one who wins first place in the pie contest every
13:57year him yeah he's basically the blueberry festival mascot a master baker and he's blue
14:03that's because year in year out all he eats now that's ridiculous you could eat every blueberry
14:07on the planet it wouldn't turn you blue you know i turned orange when i was on that carrot diet
14:11it's
14:12not the same thing burke tell that the blueberry judge large almost done with your complimentary
14:16oil change ah thanks billy and hey tell the missus i'd love to get my backyard weeded now there must
14:22be something wrong with him some condition and he's using it i'll leave him alone doc poor old
14:28blueberry looks a hell of a lot better now than when we were in high school scary berry he was
14:34a real
14:35fright back then scary berry why did they call him that well hey burke your car's all done excuse me
14:42my business hey billy how's the bacon coming is the bottom still soggy oh martin hi i've been looking
14:55for you i just wanted to apologize for being so forward about the pie contest earlier huh i just think
15:00that maybe my ambition got the best of why is this contest so important to you oh well um i've
15:07always
15:07loved to bake and in the past i i couldn't really try my best because i couldn't outshine sally my
15:13future mother-in-law former future mother-in-law i always had to wallow in third place and let her
15:19take second year after year but now the gloves are off you know i'm not with mark anymore and i've
15:24got a
15:25brand new baking trick up my sleeve and i don't know i just feel like maybe if i could just
15:29bust out
15:30of third place that maybe i could get everyone to see me in a new light you know how small
15:34towns can put
15:35you in a box give you a label you're the spinster you're the idiot you're the grump hi judge exactly
15:44and you you're the heartbreaker
15:55well does seem like a colossal waste of time energy and food but i suppose these little contests do help
16:02to distract people from the dreary realities of living in a dead-end town
16:08well thank you for that um but this contest actually really means something to me you know
16:15especially this year when uh when i'm trying to prove to myself actually that i can can be more
16:20than i thought i could
16:27now listen john i let you off the hook last week twice because you were filling mailboxes with fish
16:33heads all right no so you're gonna do this for me okay here dude this is crazy your name's on
16:40the
16:40prescription the pharmacist is your mom okay but she's really busy and she may not know this okay
16:45here come on give you my handcuffs i'm gonna do it
16:51your eyes look super grody shut up johnny huh yeah you little baby bike
17:01sally what's supposed to go right here oh what's for my next trophy of course
17:07oh but you're a judge this year we should not be talking about the pie contest okay here let me
17:12ring you up with a new prescription that is 127.90 what 127 a month what the hell well it's
17:23this
17:23new blood thinner that dr best puts you on it's very pricey no no no i'll just stick to the
17:29old
17:29one i'm not paying that well you do have one refill left should i call dr best to make sure
17:34it's okay
17:34no no i'm keeping him out of my personal health issues from now on he comes to lunch and brings
17:41a
17:41stethoscope oh is it cold on your skin i bet dr best has very warm hands sally he's my nephew
17:48all right
17:5121 45 then okay oh hi honey what brings you in oh hey hey ma uh can't really talk right
18:00now i have this
18:01developing crime situation down on lincoln um just need to fill this prescript real fast no biggie no
18:07diggity did louisa do this to you no mom stop what is it no gonorrhea syphilis the big h the
18:17little
18:17h no no there's nothing nothing like that and louisa has nothing to do with it it's it's
18:30chlamydia chlamydia well that's not so bad everybody's had chlamydia sweetheart at least
18:36it's not the crabs crabs are so much worse looking down and seeing those little monsters snapping at
18:42you who gave this to you was it that gretchen elaine's friend the one with the face they all have
18:48faces oh
18:48yes sounds right she's awful no i don't know i don't know honey relax you're a single man now
18:56something like this was bound to happen i'm actually proud of you sewing your wild oats and until this
19:04antibiotic kicks in a good place to dip your doinker for a few minutes every night is a nice cold
19:10glass
19:10of seven up mom stop really yeah honey something about the bubbles
19:44it's better this is not here it's okay
19:47Ah, you're not supposed to be here.
19:50I'm still getting ready for tomorrow.
19:51I'm so sorry. Should I come back at a better time?
19:54Yeah, actually, this is a mess.
19:56Al can't be my cameraman anymore.
19:58He has to run the dunk tank tomorrow at the street fair.
20:01What are you doing here?
20:03I'm looking to see if Dr. Reese ever treated Barry Hammers.
20:07I need to understand why that man is blue.
20:09Something could actually be wrong with him.
20:11A whole half day off and you can't stop doctoring.
20:13I'm not going to find any files on there for Barry Hammers.
20:15I'm not?
20:16Blueberry?
20:17He was never a patient here. Like, ever.
20:20Someone actually told me.
20:21Was it Irma?
20:22I think it was Irma.
20:23Was it Irma?
20:24I don't know if it was Irma specifically.
20:26Irrega-
20:26Told you what?
20:28Irma says that Blueberry had some kind of horrible medical condition
20:33when he was in high school.
20:34He had to be seen by some specialist in Bar Harbor.
20:36A specialist?
20:37Yeah. Hey, listen, listen.
20:39You're going to be my cameraman tomorrow at the festival.
20:41Oh.
20:43I most certainly will not be doing that.
20:45Al is out. You're the only option that I have left.
20:47And I'm covering the festival from 9 a.m. to midnight tomorrow,
20:50so please wear some comfortable shoes.
20:51Not these.
20:53For the last time, I will not be attending or participating in this godforsaken festival.
21:02What?
21:03What?
21:04What?
21:04What is this look?
21:07No, I just...
21:08I would just like to remind you that there are certain things that I'm doing.
21:15Certain blood things that I am doing for you.
21:20Things that I may not want to do, but that I do anyway.
21:24So, maybe you could do something for me that you don't want to do.
21:31This is blackmail.
21:33Now, you are blackmailing me.
21:36And remember, this is the good side of my face.
21:44Doc Martin and Elaine's office.
21:47How can I help you today?
21:49Oh, yes.
21:50Okay.
21:51Yes.
21:53The doctor is needed at the salty breeze.
21:55Somebody has burned their hand.
21:59And I will see you tomorrow at the blueberry festival at 9 a.m.
22:04Live from Port Wynn.
22:07Have a safe evening.
22:09And good night.
22:11He's been baking around the clock, not sleeping, not being careful.
22:16It'll be fine, but what isn't fine is people getting injured because of a pie contest.
22:22No, you can't wrap it up too much.
22:24I need my hand all day tomorrow.
22:25I have to bake.
22:26Do you hear what you're saying?
22:27I have to bake.
22:28You're having a nervous breakdown over a pie contest.
22:31I have to bake.
22:32Greg, honey, this pie contest is giving you an anxiety attack.
22:36But won't it be worth it if I win?
22:38No.
22:38All year long, all I hear about is George's lobster rolls and George's chowder.
22:43People just see me as the money guy, some silent partner, George's less creative other half.
22:50But I'm more than that.
22:52Can't you just give him a sedative?
22:53Everyone in this town needs a sedative.
22:55I can't win the pie contest.
22:59Barry will win.
23:01Barry always wins.
23:03But for once, I'd like to just place second, third, honorable mention, tardist filling.
23:10It would prove that I can make things too, that I'm good with my hands.
23:14Just not this hand.
23:15I know.
23:16I should be happy for all of Barry's success.
23:20Irma told me what a troubled youth he had.
23:22Wait, what do you mean by that?
23:23Just how he rose above all his medical issues to become this local legend.
23:28I was a troubled teen, too.
23:30In high school, the football team locked me in the janitor's closet after I highlighted my hair.
23:37Where's my prize?
23:38So you're saying Barry was sick as a kid?
23:41Terrible illness?
23:42It's just acne.
23:43Horrible acne.
23:44Apparently awful.
23:45Disfiguring, Irma went to the prom with Scary Barry.
23:49So he had bad skin.
23:50And my mother disowned me.
23:52Maybe I should write that in Barry's across the top of my pie.
23:55Greg, honey, hey, look at me.
23:58Look at me.
23:59Look that way.
24:00I love you so much.
24:02But this is not worth it.
24:04Year after year, you whip yourself up into a lather over a blueberry.
24:11Oh, jeez.
24:12Yes.
24:38Are you good in this, though?
24:39Are you seeing that?
24:41Ah, okay.
24:42Mm-mm.
24:44Reporting live from Port Wendt's annual blueberry festival, I am Elaine Denton.
24:50Let us take this moment to get the reactions from the man and woman on the street, shall we?
24:57This should be fascinating.
24:59Just seriously.
25:01So it's men and women on the street?
25:02It's everyone on the street.
25:03You want to get a reaction from the pig?
25:05Why don't you ask the pig a question?
25:07Hello.
25:07Good sir.
25:08How are you finding the festival this year?
25:11It's okay.
25:13Okay.
25:15So that's all you're feeling?
25:17Uh, okay.
25:19Oh, no.
25:19I'm sorry.
25:20I'm asking.
25:20It's just okay?
25:21Uh, okay.
25:25Okay.
25:26Have you ever actually hit someone with your rolling pin?
25:32Cobbler, crumble, or crisp?
25:34Can anything really compete with pie?
25:40Hello, ma'am.
25:41Have you traveled a great distance to sample Maine's finest blueberries here in Port Wendt?
25:47Elaine, it's me, Irma.
25:50How many people are watching my live feed now?
25:53What should I know?
25:54The number's at the top of the screen.
25:56What are you, like a hundred?
25:58Two.
25:59Al and someone named Port Wendy.
26:02That's it?
26:04Nobody else in the whole town is watching my coverage?
26:06It's not the moon landing, and everyone is here.
26:09Oh, it's a disaster.
26:11How am I ever going to get any kind of a national following?
26:13I can't even get my friends and neighbors to watch me.
26:15Wait.
26:16We have another live viewer.
26:19It's your mother.
26:20She's just tuning in now.
26:22Oh, babe, she's just commenting.
26:23Is that my...
26:24laser?
26:28Oh, this is something.
26:30This is something.
26:31This is something.
26:31Doc!
26:35All right now, everybody!
26:38One dollar per throw.
26:40All proceeds benefit the Jailhouse Black Mold Removal Fund.
26:45Oh, Kimberly, um, how are you?
26:48I got your message.
26:49Oh, right, about the, um, the notification.
26:52Right.
26:52I just want to keep you aware.
26:54So I just have to go, though, because it's just I have a dunk tank thing that I'm kind
26:58of doing right now.
26:58My mother heard the voicemail you left me.
27:01She did.
27:01I'm going to kill you.
27:03Okay.
27:03Okay.
27:04You know, we don't need to, like, hurl.
27:06Just, you know, we can...
27:07Okay, so if we just...
27:10Marilyn, Yvonne, Gretchen.
27:13Oh, you guys just got my call.
27:15That's good, because...
27:17That's good, because I sometimes with the voicemail, I wasn't sure.
27:19Okay, ladies, let's just remember that this is a game, huh?
27:22It's all for fun.
27:23I learned the normal turnout at the dunk tank this year.
27:26All of the players seem very motivated.
27:29Your faces are just so angry.
27:31Okay.
27:33Okay.
27:33Whoa.
27:34That was a real slammer there, Karen.
27:35That was...
27:36Oh.
27:36My name is Carol.
27:38Carol.
27:39I meant...
27:39I knew that.
27:41She feels very strongly about eradicating that jailhouse malt.
27:45You just look like you gotta put some high heat on that.
27:48Woo!
27:48Okay.
27:49That was...
27:49Wah!
27:52Okay.
27:53I felt it.
27:54Everything got, like, whooped.
27:59Okay.
28:01Okay.
28:05Okay, okay.
28:06Enough, enough, back up.
28:07Lady, come on.
28:08Come on, enough, enough.
28:10Okay, enough.
28:16Is this embarrassing for me?
28:18Yes.
28:21Attention!
28:22Attention, everybody.
28:23It's almost time.
28:24The judges have finished their final tasting round,
28:26and soon we'll begin the award ceremony
28:28for the annual Port Wendt blueberry pie contest.
28:32Now, somewhere in the crowd.
28:34Could be this year's winner.
28:35Who will it be?
28:36Come on in, and it'll eat you all.
28:38Grab a seat.
28:38Huh?
28:39Oh, wait.
28:39Oh, wait.
28:40We're at capacity.
28:42Sorry.
28:43Well, that's remarkable.
28:44Oh, come on.
28:45You guys should have known.
28:46No, no.
28:48You know better than that.
28:49Let's go.
28:50Let's go.
29:03Let's go.
29:06I think I get some pasta.
29:08I need to hide.
29:09Excuse me.
29:11Oh, sorry.
29:13Mm.
29:15Mm.
29:17Perfect.
29:18Tucked snugly into a crowded fire hazard.
29:23Completely shut out every year.
29:24Left behind every year.
29:25I'm trying to watch this.
29:27Oh, of course.
29:27Of course.
29:28I'm sorry.
29:29Okay, how many people are watching now?
29:30On the live feed, I mean.
29:32One.
29:33Joss, my mom?
29:34Okay.
29:36I'll need it inside then.
29:37Okay.
29:38All right.
29:38All right.
29:39Hmm.
29:39This is so stressful.
29:41Get a hold of yourself.
29:46Louisa, you're cutting off the circulation in your fingers.
29:50Just another simple person trying to distract herself from the dreary reality, I suppose.
29:55I didn't mean to imply that you were simple.
29:57I was only...
29:59It's just a pie contest.
30:00No, it's more than that.
30:02But you wouldn't understand because you don't want to understand.
30:04And you don't want to understand because you actually don't give a crap.
30:07I'm number two.
30:08I'm number two.
30:11Good evening.
30:12Good afternoon.
30:13Mom, I'm Elaine Denton recording, reporting live inside Legion Hall where judging has just
30:21commenced, demenced, has ended, and basically they've eaten all the pies and soon we'll know
30:29the winner live with me, your daughter, for blue witness eyes, eyewitness blues.
30:39Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon.
30:42We, the judges, have come up with our final decisions.
30:45Now, as you know, this is a blind taste test and it is my job, privilege, honor, to announce
30:53that in third place, pie, 21.
30:59That's me!
31:01That's me!
31:02No.
31:03That's me!
31:04No.
31:04That's me!
31:05Wow!
31:06Big upset Greg Garrison has taken third place.
31:12Also, Mom, can I keep the blazer?
31:15I think it looks good on me.
31:17It's a bit good in my place.
31:19I need to do it.
31:20I need to do it.
31:22But I, I, I always went for it, always.
31:25But, does this mean?
31:32And in second place, we chose pie number seven.
31:39C'est moi.
31:40Well, Mom, you were right.
31:42Sally Milo has taken second place again this year.
31:45Wait.
31:47Wait.
31:47What does this mean?
31:49I could have you.
31:51Did I, have I, have I taken first?
31:58And, thank you.
31:59In first place, excuse me, in first place is pie, 13.
32:10What?
32:12Oh, again?
32:17And, as always, Barry Hammers takes first place in the annual Courtland pie bowling contest.
32:23I didn't even, I didn't even place.
32:43I'm fine.
32:46No, your heartbeat is weak and irregular.
32:48How long until the ambulance gets here?
32:49Ten minutes.
32:50They're all out of the hospital.
32:51Oh, we can take her in my car?
32:52No, we need the oxygen.
32:53We can do ten minutes.
32:54Okay.
32:55You just need to hold still and be quiet, okay?
33:05Oh, um, clear the street outside of Legion Hall.
33:08An ambulance is coming for Sarah.
33:09And, everybody think good thoughts.
33:11She's gonna be okay.
33:12Okay.
33:13We're waiting for the ambulance.
33:14She's okay.
33:15Yeah, yeah.
33:15Just waiting for the ambulance.
33:16Don't understand.
33:17She was fine all day, right up until the last round of judging.
33:20When did she start feeling ill?
33:22We ate so much.
33:23I think it started just when we were tasting the last few pies.
33:27Those pies.
33:29Well, she is on a wide assortment of medications.
33:32Possible some ingredient in one of the pies is interacting badly with...
33:36Which of those pies did she eat last?
33:38Um, um, that one.
33:39Number seven.
33:40Oh, that's my pie.
33:41Okay.
33:41I need you to tell me exactly what's in your pie right now.
33:44Every ingredient.
33:45Oh, it's, uh, nothing unusual.
33:48Um, lord.
33:49Lard in the, um, organic wheat crust.
33:52Mm-hmm.
33:52And, uh, sugar, cornstarch, lemon.
33:55Blueberries, of course.
33:57Oh, do I have to say it?
33:59Yes!
34:00Just a sprinkle of powdered MSG.
34:06My mother always said it made the blueberries pop.
34:09And anyways, nothing.
34:10I was like, no, barely nothing there.
34:13Monosodium glutamate would only cause a slight increase in heart rate.
34:16That's not what's happening here.
34:17It's not the MSG.
34:18But that MSG is a violation of contest rules.
34:21All organic, all homegrown ingredients.
34:23You cheated.
34:24Sally Milo, I'm afraid we have to eliminate you from the competition.
34:28No.
34:29No, George.
34:30No.
34:31Well, who made that pie?
34:32Number 14, over there.
34:34That would have been in fourth place, right?
34:36That's mine.
34:37That's, that's my pie.
34:41Oh, um.
34:42I, um, hello, everyone.
34:44A very surprising turn of events here at the pie contest.
34:48Bye, everyone!
34:49Everyone!
34:50What pie did Sarah eat before Sally's?
34:52Oh, that one.
34:53Pie 13.
34:53Yeah, yeah, that's Blueberry's blueberry pie.
34:55I can guarantee you that the ingredients in my pie are, as always, 100% organic and homegrown.
35:02Did you grow your ingredients yourself?
35:04Yes.
35:04And did you use any fertilizers or pesticides?
35:07How dare you even ask me that?
35:09Do you even know what organic means?
35:12Are we going to really let this outsider come into our town and question me?
35:17Blueberry?
35:18The Blueberry Festival mascot?
35:20Excuse me.
35:21I was merely asking if...
35:22And I am merely telling you that I was guaranteed my pie's ingredients were 100% certified organic.
35:33Wait.
35:34You were guaranteed by whom?
35:36By me.
35:38I guarantee me.
35:40You bought that pie, didn't you?
35:42No, no, of course not.
35:44I don't care if that pie came from your kitchen or the dumpster behind the salty breeze.
35:47I only care about my aunt's life.
35:49Now, do you or do you not know what's in that pie?
35:52I don't know.
35:54I bought it.
35:56Online.
35:57But there was nothing unusual in it.
35:59I swear to you.
36:00I swear.
36:02I wish I could describe the feeling in the room right now.
36:05It is electric.
36:07You're blueberry.
36:09Because of all the blueberries you eat.
36:11Because year in and year out, around the clock, you're baking blueberry pies.
36:17I don't even know how to cook.
36:19Oh, my gosh.
36:20And it's not from blueberries, Bert.
36:23He's been using colloidal silver for, what, 40 years?
36:26You saw that dermatologist when you were a teenager, and he prescribed it for your chronic acne, right?
36:31But he was only supposed to use the lotion for two months, not decades.
36:34And he turned himself blue, which is a long-term side effect of overuse.
36:39You have to stop using it.
36:41I liked being blue.
36:43It became my identity.
36:46Gave me a place in this town.
36:48That wasn't the freak anymore.
36:51That was a mascot.
36:55At least I made my pie.
36:58If I'm out, so see.
37:00Oh, my God.
37:02It is moments like these that remind us why we are alive and why we bake pies.
37:07And what about you, Louisa?
37:08What's in yours?
37:09Oh, nothing.
37:11I mean, nothing that could hurt her.
37:12But didn't you say you had a new baking trick up your sleeve?
37:14What was it?
37:15I soaked the blueberries in spinach water for 24 hours before baking.
37:18No.
37:18I read about it in an old French cookbook.
37:20It's supposed to keep the berries sweet.
37:21But I promised I grew the spinach myself, and I didn't break any rules.
37:24I never break any rules.
37:24Well, fresh blueberries in cold water would absorb a massive amount of calcium and oxalate from fresh spinach.
37:29And her old blood thinners would have reacted negatively.
37:31But I switched her to a new medication, so that...
37:34She didn't take the new medication because it was too expensive.
37:37She's still on the old blood thinner.
37:39I knew we should have called you.
37:40The ambulance is almost here.
37:42It's the spinach.
37:43Oh, no.
37:43She needs a shot of heparin.
37:45She's going to be okay.
37:45Let's just sit her up.
37:46I'm glad she's going to be okay, but I can't.
37:48Over here.
37:49Just right this way.
37:50Just over here.
37:51I just can't believe that I won the...
37:58Well, I guess you'll be making my favorites all month.
38:01Fried chicken and mac and cheese and that...
38:04Al, stop talking.
38:05What?
38:05Gregory Denise Garrison.
38:07Did you just tell Bert that we would...
38:09Well, I would make his favorite meals if you won the pie contest?
38:12Oh, wait, wait.
38:13It's not over yet, folks.
38:14No, of course not.
38:15I would never.
38:16I mean, I may have mentioned as a joke that we would cater to his tastes for a bit.
38:22If I were to place in the contest, I may have pointed out which pie was mine.
38:27I don't know.
38:29This contest makes me crazy.
38:31Well, Sarah is on her way to the hospital.
38:33Doc Martin says she's going to be fine.
38:35But if I'm not mistaken, there is one last twist in the pie judging.
38:39And yes, here it comes.
38:41Gregory Garrison, you were summarily disqualified from the competition for unscrupulous behavior.
38:47We will talk tonight.
38:48He is out.
38:49Greg is gone.
38:50And like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
38:52Which means the official and final winner of this year's annual Port Wendt blueberry pie-making contest is...
39:00Can you believe what we are seeing here today?
39:02Louisa Gavin.
39:05Woo-hoo-hoo!
39:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
39:13We actually got Sarah to the hospital.
39:15No, no, you stay.
39:16She'll be fine.
39:18You did it.
39:19You deserve this.
39:21You won.
39:26Oh.
39:28I...
39:30Uh...
39:50Oh, my gosh.
39:51Oh, my gosh.
39:52Oh, my gosh.
39:53Oh, my gosh.
40:03Did I scare you?
40:08Yes.
40:12I don't like the idea of being in this stupid town without you.
40:19And if you couldn't afford the new medication, you should have told me.
40:22I'm sorry, Martin.
40:24I just...
40:27I was so annoyed because...
40:32I thought you were coming for lunch.
40:36But you didn't.
40:39And I just...
40:41I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
40:45I just want to...
40:46Do you want to spend more time with me?
40:49Yeah.
40:54Well...
40:56I may have rejected the role of pie, Judge.
40:59But I will accept the role of your nephew.
41:03And you can be my weekly lunch date.
41:06Guaranteed.
41:08Twice a week.
41:11Provided...
41:12You follow lunch with a brisk walk of at least 10,000 steps.
41:1510,000 steps?
41:17Mm-hmm.
41:17And no more fried cod.
41:21Hello.
41:22Would anyone care for tonight's dessert?
41:23Ice cream.
41:30No.
41:34Oh.
41:42Oh.
41:54Oh.
41:56Oh.
42:01Oh.
42:03Oh.
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