00:13I just asked if it was diet!
00:18That's where I'd come in.
00:20Excuse me, my name is if it was diet, she took it as you tried to imply that you thought
00:23she was fat.
00:24Go get a red rose, get a regular coke, tell her she's everything you never knew, you always wanted.
00:28If you have any problems, give me a call.
00:30Only from Columbia Pictures.
00:32Did you overhear this guy they call the date doctor?
00:34Evan Smith.
00:34Really?
00:35Absolutely.
00:35I was told you were the guy that helps guys like me.
00:38Nobody's perfect.
00:40That's pathetic.
00:41Perfect.
00:42But one man.
00:43My name is Alex Hitch, let's call me Hitch.
00:45Can help you come close.
00:47Let me give you my number.
00:48Do you have a pen?
00:54Yes, I agree.
00:56I can show you the moves.
00:59Elbows, six inches from the waist, 90 degree angles.
01:02This is where you live.
01:03This is home.
01:03You see somebody you know, I don't want none of this.
01:06Don't bite your lip.
01:07Stop biting your lip.
01:08There it is.
01:09Okay, now that's what I need to be learning.
01:11Everybody get up.
01:13Get up.
01:14Get up.
01:15Get up.
01:17Don't ever do that again.
01:21He can teach you the rules.
01:22It's really necessary.
01:23Have you seen your back?
01:26But this February, the guy with all the answers.
01:29Whenever I'm around, I just can't get my stuff right.
01:33I saw that going differently in my mind.
01:37We'll have some questions of his own.
01:40Is it me or is it just a little itchy in here?
01:43Wow, are you okay?
01:44Well, I know what's happening.
01:46You think that I'm in a stressful state because I'm trying to make a good impression?
01:49No, I think you have food allergies.
01:51I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:53Will Smith.
01:54It is not that serious.
01:57Oh!
01:59Bitch, the cure for the common man.
02:01Eight out of ten women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything that they need to know.
02:06The secret is to go 90% of the way and hold.
02:09Show me the magic.
02:11Show me the magic.
02:13If that was out, I showed you the magic.
02:15You know, I say come 90 and then I come 10.
02:17You don't go the whole hundred.
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