00:10That's for you. I even signed it.
00:12You screwed over everyone you ever knew or cared about.
00:17Now the whole world's gonna know what a murderer you really are.
00:21You could use a mint.
00:26Bernie Bonavsky.
00:27Bonavsky.
00:28Bonavsky.
00:29Bonavsky.
00:30Bonavsky.
00:31It's fine.
00:32Got her pregnant, man.
00:33Mazel tov.
00:34How do you even know it's yours?
00:35Well, I'm the father.
00:37Then you must be an albino.
00:40She's a well-bred woman, makes her nice like Yakubo, has a beautiful rack.
00:45Many successful marriages have been built on far less.
00:51Hi.
00:56We haven't met.
00:57I'm Barney.
00:58I'm Miriam.
00:59Are you doing anything later?
01:00Because we could still catch a flight to Rome.
01:02The bride may take issue with that.
01:04Will you put that out?
01:06Yeah.
01:06A lot of my relatives have asthma.
01:08Don't be ridiculous.
01:09We just met at your wedding.
01:12It's not funny.
01:13For the first time in my life, I am truly, seriously in love.
01:17So am I, Barney.
01:20So am I.
01:21So am I.
01:21And is she the one?
01:22Is she the mother of your children?
01:25Absolutely.
01:27All right then, let's do it.
01:33I don't know where to start with how inappropriate this all is.
01:36Why don't you just skip ahead from where I'm annoying and inappropriate to where I'm charming and endearing.
01:41Salute.
01:42Salute.
01:42You!
01:44That was my first gun.
01:45I want you to have it.
01:47I should kill you for this.
01:48What you should have done was call first.
01:50How come you didn't mention this gun?
01:52I'm just gonna keep talking because I'm afraid that if I stop, there's gonna be a pause and you're gonna
01:57say I should get going.
02:00There it was, the pause.
02:03I'm still here.
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