00:00Hey Lisa
00:04Her name's not Lisa. I know I know but if every time I say hey Lisa
00:08Then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like you know my name's not Lisa
00:12It's Jennifer, whatever, and I'll do a big apology
00:15And I'll say I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling
00:19And then from then on Jennifer or whatever her name is will think that I dated a girl who looked
00:24just like her who I rejected
00:26She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval from then on
00:29It's cake
00:32Damn
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