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Baby Please! Don't Come Home for Christmas Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:29Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:41Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:43So, that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:11Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:19I have three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi. I was here first.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh, my God. It's him. My ex-husband.
00:01:52Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:55I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:11Where is he?
00:02:15I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What? Who? I...
00:02:22No time to play his big nose.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What? What money? I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:31I...
00:02:33That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you don't give it back!
00:02:40I think you don't give it back!
00:02:41I think you don't give it back!
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to trap her!
00:02:51Oh, my God! My nose! He broke my nose!
00:02:54You think that hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are gonna do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:23God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:26You know...
00:03:29You're really pretty.
00:04:08One time.
00:04:17Is it crazy?
00:04:21I'm sorry.
00:04:24Let's go.
00:04:25I'm sorry.
00:04:26I'm sorry.
00:04:26We're gonna do nothing.
00:04:26I'm sorry.
00:04:26I'm sorry.
00:04:27Oh my god, this isn't real
00:05:03Oh no, Holly, I'm gonna be late
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:14Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:20And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years
00:05:39Blue, sir
00:05:50That's rude
00:05:52And who was that girl?
00:05:56Smells like pine
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night
00:06:11Yes, sir
00:06:11She graffitis me
00:06:13Steals my property
00:06:15She'll pay for this
00:06:22Think we should get going, sir
00:06:24Mass is starting
00:06:25Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years
00:06:31I haven't been back home in five years
00:06:32Also, your mother called
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No
00:06:37No
00:06:40Make up an excuse
00:06:42As you wish
00:06:53Tell me again
00:06:54How did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:59I don't know
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar
00:07:04But he was
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me
00:07:11Spank me
00:07:13Harder
00:07:13Do it
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him
00:07:19Piper
00:07:20Piper
00:07:21Piper
00:07:22We got an emergency
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency
00:07:30Look, I need your help
00:07:31Yes, Mayor
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money
00:07:34Piper
00:07:35Big money
00:07:36Look
00:07:36The money men
00:07:38The high rollers are coming
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain
00:07:44What?
00:07:46No one is selling the mountain
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here
00:07:53Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:17Oh my god
00:08:19It's him
00:08:30Piper
00:08:31It's him
00:08:35I mean
00:08:39Mr. Mandarin
00:08:40We are so honored
00:08:42To have you back in Hudson Falls
00:08:44For the Christmas season
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain
00:08:52Are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls
00:09:05What's your name?
00:09:05He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper
00:09:10Piper White
00:09:12Wes Mandrick
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling
00:09:23Well, how about someone shows me to my office
00:09:26What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course
00:09:31Of course, with Wes Mandrick
00:09:33Yes
00:09:34Right this way
00:09:43What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell mayor
00:09:46He'll ruin our town
00:09:47This is not happening
00:09:48Wait, that's enough
00:09:50Either one of you can blow this deal
00:09:51You're going to regret it
00:09:52You hear me?
00:10:08Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrick?
00:10:11Yes
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar
00:10:23Oh, Piper
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:28I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day
00:10:31I need someone who knows the town
00:10:32Oh, well, sir
00:10:35Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course
00:10:37You know, Piper
00:10:38Well, just Piper
00:10:41No
00:10:42I want her
00:10:45Very well, sir
00:10:46I'll let her know
00:10:53She doesn't seem to align with your goals
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls
00:11:00A lot has changed
00:11:01No way
00:11:03I'm a medical professional
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest
00:11:06I can't do it
00:11:07You know, Piper
00:11:08I loved your parents
00:11:09And I promised them that I would look after you
00:11:11But you listen close
00:11:13If you don't do this
00:11:15You can find another town to play doctor in
00:11:17You can't be serious
00:11:18I'm dead serious
00:11:20I will fire your ass
00:11:25Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry
00:11:30I'm getting the word out
00:11:32We need to save our town
00:11:42In five years
00:11:43He never once came to see me
00:11:45Now he's here
00:11:46One day
00:11:47And he's already destroying my life
00:12:00She smells just like the girl from last night
00:12:13Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:16Pine
00:12:16She smells just like the girl from last night
00:12:19You know, if you're gonna be up that high
00:12:21You might wanna get a spotter
00:12:23Yeah, you can put me down now
00:12:25That'd be great
00:12:46Sir?
00:12:48Winter Taylor just called
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives
00:12:56Yeah
00:12:57Great
00:13:18Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:21Why do I feel like
00:13:51Ah!
00:13:52Jesus!
00:13:54Yes!
00:13:57Yes!
00:14:37Damn it, Dakota! I told you, not at work!
00:14:40Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:45That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:51You're getting better.
00:14:57Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:15:01No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:15:06God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07He can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:25What is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:37Well, you can always stay at your mother's center.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:51And, uh, what room will I be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys!
00:16:15Oh, you see, the inn only has one room left, so have fun, boys!
00:16:30Miss?
00:16:32Jesus Christ!
00:16:34Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You ring?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:17:00Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh, my God.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, it'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:20Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:22It's your family's land.
00:17:24How do you know that?
00:17:27Us dumbtown folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:35Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:43That's hot.
00:17:44Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:56All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:59That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already, so it's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:15Last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:26And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:34Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um, just, uh, I'm going to ask you a question.
00:18:51Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:02Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:04If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No, Mr. Mandrake, we haven't met.
00:19:19Oh, here, here.
00:19:20Just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:36Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:42Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:20:17What the hell are these?
00:20:22Is this a joke?
00:20:24I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:38All right.
00:20:41Set these aside from my mother in winter.
00:20:47Wait, then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56It's for someone very special.
00:20:58Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:11Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:20Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I meet someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:27Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:37You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Leave me up to date.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:51No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53No, you gave me a look.
00:21:55No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:57Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:58Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:17Uh, Mayor?
00:22:19Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, Mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain, just put it on your desk.
00:22:41My married name?
00:23:02This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:04It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:07Yeah, I feel like I'm going to get something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace.
00:23:15I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:27Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Help.
00:23:34What is this place?
00:23:36Truckers.
00:23:37CD Bunch.
00:23:38I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out
00:23:44glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:58I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:07Piper?
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Piper?
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort hellhole.
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:43A Starbucks over here, a sushi bar, a multi-theater cineplex over there, a Hooters, and another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters.
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:59You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters.
00:25:10I've got your number now.
00:25:13Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:25Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:30I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:33I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:40We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:45All right.
00:25:47Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:06I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:12Smells like pine.
00:26:22Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:25We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no.
00:26:33Look, I...
00:26:36He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:38I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:42I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:46Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:55What are we going to do?
00:26:57We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need a plan.
00:27:05Maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:27:13Here's the back.
00:27:25Where is she?
00:27:33You're late.
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:45Fine.
00:27:46So, what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:55Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:08Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:13Santa came down my chimney last night.
00:28:16What a mess you made.
00:28:17You gave me the fries, Santa.
00:28:22Next time.
00:28:24Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:27Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:31Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:34Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:37Use the front door.
00:28:54Santa came down between you last night
00:28:57I love you!
00:28:58Oh my god.
00:29:04Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but the girl answered.
00:29:09Oh, yeah, no, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:17Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:31Uh, Winter, Mrs. Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:36Howdy.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:43Bet on that, okay?
00:29:47Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:53Sure, of course, let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:30:07And by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:40Yes.
00:30:41Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:42That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:05Good.
00:31:06Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of town!
00:31:23People, people.
00:31:24Please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:28Think of the money.
00:31:30Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:34Get out!
00:31:36Get out!
00:31:36Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out!
00:31:40Get out!
00:31:41Get out!
00:31:42Get out of here!
00:31:42We don't want you here.
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:46Okay, okay, settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big men!
00:31:55Look, everyone, this isn't fair.
00:31:56Fair, okay?
00:31:58I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:01I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:13Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:21Nooo!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:24Get out of here!
00:32:25Don't we want you!
00:32:26Yes!
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:36I think some of you may know me as I've grown up here and-
00:32:40Hudson!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:46Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson-
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:08The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:08Took the ski resort with a done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:33Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:45Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:59Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:06Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:14And...
00:34:15I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what? Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me,
00:34:28tell her we're gonna have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:35Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:48You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:50Penelope?
00:34:51Yeah, yeah.
00:34:52Penelope, uh...
00:34:59Um...
00:35:00Listen...
00:35:02I have a question for you.
00:35:04It's gonna sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:06You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:08Okay?
00:35:09Uh... Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:23You just have to answer right now.
00:35:35Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:42Uh...
00:35:42I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:50Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:52Um...
00:35:55This is gonna be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh...
00:36:03I think I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:05Okay, sure.
00:36:06Sure.
00:36:11All right.
00:36:12I'm up.
00:36:15Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know.
00:36:23Okay?
00:36:24I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:35Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:42Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59As always with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13Is she here yet?
00:37:15It's her.
00:37:16She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:21Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:31This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:34I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:46You know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar.
00:37:52So I'm gonna go.
00:37:53I'm gonna go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Ah, listen.
00:38:04There's, uh...
00:38:05There's an emergency with the buyout in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I won't make it up to you.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:13All right?
00:38:14Please, it's Christmas!
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:28Is he here?
00:38:31He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:43I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:54He's not...
00:38:56Cheers.
00:38:58Cheers.
00:39:03Cheers.
00:39:39What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:44Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:48Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:18What if this is a mistake?
00:40:19What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30They're impressive, sir.
00:40:33What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:40Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:45Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:50Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:56Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:04Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:06They're trying.
00:41:07Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:10Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:17Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:25Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:29La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:32This the season to be jolly.
00:41:36La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:37La-la-la.
00:41:38This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:01Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:12Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:17Tomorrow?
00:42:18I can't.
00:42:19I'm busy.
00:42:22Piper?
00:42:29I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:34Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:36Uh, Piper?
00:42:37What did we talk about?
00:42:41So, it's 10 o'clock.
00:42:44Good?
00:42:45Fuck.
00:42:46Dude.
00:42:47Dude.
00:42:55Oh, my God.
00:42:57Oh!
00:42:58Oh, thank you.
00:43:05God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:11Hey, you.
00:43:13Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:23Smile, baby.
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:26Baby?
00:43:27He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:29Come on.
00:43:31Come on.
00:43:39Thanks.
00:43:44Uh, sorry.
00:43:48Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:49Uh.
00:43:56Yep.
00:43:58Hey, better call Becky with the good hair, bitch.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Stay away from Wes.
00:44:06He's my boyfriend.
00:44:08And we're getting married soon.
00:44:12Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:15Oh, yeah?
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:17And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:44:19I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:23You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:25You got it?
00:44:27Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:34Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:48What is wrong with you?
00:44:53Get off of me! What are you doing? Get off of me!
00:45:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:45:04Babe, she attacked me! She attacked me!
00:45:08All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:09Come on.
00:45:13What the hell?
00:45:15What?
00:45:16I expect her upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:26Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:30It's not like that.
00:45:32It's not like that.
00:45:33Then, what's it like?
00:45:34It's complicated.
00:45:37It always is.
00:45:43Piper.
00:45:45Piper!
00:46:00Hello?
00:46:01Uh, Penelope?
00:46:04It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:09Uh, Penelope?
00:46:12It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:14It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:15Don't hang up, I-
00:46:16Just let me say-
00:46:17I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:19Oh!
00:46:33What did I just say?
00:46:34I said that I'm not talking-
00:46:38Oh, um, nothing.
00:46:42What's up?
00:46:45Meet me for a drink.
00:46:49No.
00:46:50Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:53and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:56One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:59One drink.
00:47:06Frisking it, Billy.
00:47:07No.
00:47:15I said one drink.
00:47:16Bye.
00:47:17Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:47:27Christmas.
00:47:28Drink with me.
00:47:29No.
00:47:29I can drink with you.
00:47:31Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:33Oh, okay.
00:47:34No, piss off!
00:47:35He's drinking with me.
00:47:37What?
00:47:39Yeah, no.
00:47:46Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:50I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:52What if I told you I could get you five million dollars for the land?
00:48:00What?
00:48:02Hudson Falls town doctor just has five million dollars laying around.
00:48:08What if, what if, what if I told you I could get it?
00:48:13Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:19Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:24What?
00:48:26What?
00:48:27You two.
00:48:27You and Mrs. Mandarin.
00:48:30Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:48:41What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:49Whoa!
00:48:50Whoa!
00:48:50Whoa!
00:48:51Oh, my God.
00:48:52Okay, thanks.
00:48:53Spill alert!
00:48:54I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:56It was so good to see you.
00:48:57Good to see you two.
00:48:58Take care, okay?
00:48:59Bye.
00:49:00Let's, let's...
00:49:01Yeah, thanks.
00:49:23What are you doing?
00:49:26What am I doing?
00:49:27Come on.
00:49:28Get in.
00:49:30Absolutely not.
00:49:32That, well...
00:49:42Come on.
00:49:48Ugh.
00:49:49Oh, my God.
00:49:50Get in.
00:49:51Ahh.
00:49:53Ah!
00:49:54Ah!
00:49:55Oh, my God.
00:49:57Oh, my God.
00:49:59Oh, my God.
00:50:00Oh, my God.
00:50:01Oh, my God.
00:50:02Okay, fuck it. Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:24Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:37Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:45Marie!
00:50:47Go back to the circus!
00:50:51You think that's cool?
00:50:52Look at her. She looks like a mutant.
00:50:58There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:02Because you do?
00:51:28Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:31I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:48I don't know.
00:51:50I don't know.
00:51:56Where the hell am I?
00:51:58Okay, come on, guys.
00:51:59I want the lights hung.
00:52:00Hung above that, right there.
00:52:05What are you doing?
00:52:05I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:08Just go take it, please.
00:52:15Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:19I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:22By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:26I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:28In fact, I'm gonna make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:30Mmm.
00:52:31You'll see.
00:52:32I bet.
00:52:33Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:37Last night?
00:52:39Piper! Piper!
00:52:41You gotta get up that mountain.
00:52:42Right. Now.
00:52:43What's wrong?
00:52:45It's Holly.
00:52:46They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:50Come on, guys!
00:53:02Polly!
00:53:03Get out of here!
00:53:04Come on!
00:53:04Polly!
00:53:05Oh, about time.
00:53:07What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:09Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:12Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:14If they try to take this cocksucker down,
00:53:16they'll have to go through me!
00:53:22We didn't talk about this.
00:53:24We need soiled samples.
00:53:26Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:28Just get out of the goddamn out of here!
00:53:32She has to go.
00:53:35You know what?
00:53:36No, Polly!
00:53:37Stay there!
00:53:38Get her out of here now!
00:53:41You're a liar!
00:53:43I'm...
00:53:45Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:46You know what?
00:53:46Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:48I quit!
00:53:50And you can find your own way home!
00:53:53Piper!
00:53:54Piper!
00:53:57You know these hippies?
00:53:59They don't trim their pute.
00:54:03What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06You figure it out.
00:54:07Never let the party die!
00:54:12Fuck.
00:54:18God bless...
00:54:20Ew.
00:54:27Hello?
00:54:28Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:30You have five seconds.
00:54:32Meet me for coffee.
00:54:33Please.
00:54:35No!
00:54:35I need to talk to you.
00:54:38Please.
00:54:41Fine.
00:54:42Whatever.
00:54:58I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:19Wait.
00:55:22What are you doing here?
00:55:27Wait.
00:55:30What are you doing here?
00:55:36I, uh...
00:55:42I...
00:55:43I...
00:55:43wanted a coffee.
00:55:44Is that...
00:55:45okay with you?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah, no.
00:55:49Of course.
00:55:50I just...
00:55:52Thought...
00:55:53You thought what?
00:55:56Nothing.
00:55:59You look really pretty.
00:56:01You look really pretty.
00:56:11What?
00:56:13Well...
00:56:14I waited long enough.
00:56:27Go away.
00:56:28I'll leave you alone.
00:56:29Just...
00:56:30one last favor.
00:56:31No.
00:56:33Please.
00:56:34Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:36Why?
00:56:37Can you bring this to her and...
00:56:39ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:42Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:44Because she'd never accepted me.
00:56:47I think she hates me.
00:56:49I think she hates me.
00:56:49Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:50She does.
00:56:52Fine.
00:56:52Leave it here and get out.
00:57:23It's...
00:57:25Beautiful.
00:57:26I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:37Hello?
00:57:40Mm-hmm.
00:57:48It's the horse with bowels and party.
00:57:51La la la la la, la la la la la.
00:57:54Tends the season to be jolly.
00:57:58La la la la la, la la la la la.
00:58:06La la la la, la la la la.
00:58:16Oh my god.
00:58:18It's Wes Mandrake.
00:58:19The hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:21A small coffee, please.
00:58:31He's coming over.
00:58:33He's coming over!
00:58:39Hi.
00:58:41Uh...
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44What's your name?
00:58:46Uh...
00:58:47I'm Pen...
00:58:49Penelope.
00:58:50Penelope.
00:58:51I'm Wes.
00:58:53Yeah, I...
00:58:54I know who you are.
00:59:00Just...
00:59:25I know...
00:59:29I know who I am.
00:59:31I know who you are.
00:59:31But...
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:34I know.
00:59:42What are you doing?
00:59:43This dress is not for you.
00:59:46Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:49She wasn't home.
00:59:50I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:58I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:05Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:12So to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:16Miss Winter Taylor.
01:00:25Jesus Christ.
01:00:26What the fuck now?
01:00:46Santa came down with you last night.
01:00:49What a mess you made.
01:00:51You gave me a fry, Santa.
01:00:55Next time.
01:00:57Use a friend to watch Santa.
01:01:00Next time.
01:01:01Use a friend to watch Santa.
01:01:03Next time.
01:01:04Kill the friend to watch Santa.
01:01:07Next time.
01:01:08Use a friend to watch Santa.
01:01:10Next time.
01:01:11Use a friend.
01:01:29That was interesting.
01:01:37That was just for you, baby.
01:01:39Yeah, it was really...
01:01:41It was, uh...
01:01:45Um...
01:01:46You know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:49Here, take that, please.
01:01:51And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:54What is she doing here?
01:01:56Ah!
01:01:58Great for fallings, darling.
01:02:00Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:02Wait, you're related?
01:02:05She's my little girl.
01:02:07That explains a lot.
01:02:12Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:16Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:18Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:29I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:31He wasn't there.
01:02:32Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:35What?
01:02:37Yup.
01:02:38He was with me.
01:02:39No.
01:02:45Whoops!
01:02:50Whoops!
01:02:53What is wrong with you?
01:02:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:57What happened to your dress?
01:02:59Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:00That is not true.
01:03:03Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:06Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:12Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:03:22ski resort.
01:03:24What?
01:03:25Piper.
01:03:25Piper, wait.
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:29Wait.
01:03:31Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:36You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:50Wes, they be-
01:03:53Piper?
01:03:55Piper?
01:04:05Dakota?
01:04:07Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:10I know I said to attack me when I least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:16Don't do it.
01:04:20God damn it.
01:04:23Oh!
01:04:23Oh!
01:04:28Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:31I don't know, I just...
01:04:33I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and...
01:04:38We would fall in love.
01:04:41It's so stupid. God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:44Hey!
01:04:44Hey!
01:04:46You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:49My son is...
01:04:51Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:56I'm so angry.
01:05:04I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine on me.
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:08Right back.
01:05:15Hi, Mom.
01:05:18Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:23You're on my shit list.
01:05:25I hope you know that.
01:05:29I know.
01:05:29Ma, I...
01:05:30Uh...
01:05:31I'm sorry.
01:05:34All right?
01:05:39So...
01:05:40What's your wife?
01:05:45What?
01:05:47Your wife?
01:05:49How is she?
01:05:54I'm not sure.
01:05:55Hmm.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:59I know.
01:06:13How do you know Piper?
01:06:24Piper.
01:06:25How do you know Piper?
01:06:27Piper?
01:06:29Piper who?
01:06:30It's Penelope.
01:06:32Your wife.
01:06:42Penelope.
01:06:43Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:44Is Piper White?
01:06:47Wes?
01:06:51Piper.
01:06:54Penelope.
01:06:58I didn't know.
01:07:00Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:10This whole time?
01:07:11If you would've came back, you would've actually gotten to know me.
01:07:15Listen, I had to go.
01:07:17I had to.
01:07:18Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:22No.
01:07:23No.
01:07:25Then what?
01:07:27I had to leave.
01:07:29Why?
01:07:30Why?
01:07:31That night...
01:07:32Those men were after me.
01:07:35Piper.
01:07:36What is he?
01:07:38Oh my god!
01:07:39My nose!
01:07:40He broke my nose!
01:07:44I had to leave.
01:07:46I didn't have a choice.
01:07:49The men that were after me, they weren't gonna stop.
01:07:53They were gonna keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:56And my father...
01:07:58He took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:02Bullshit. You left because he never cared about me.
01:08:05Is that what you think?
01:08:07I've always looked out for you.
01:08:08You took pity on me.
01:08:12I protected you.
01:08:14Just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:16You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:18You don't know me.
01:08:19You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:21You just left me here!
01:08:23We had an agreement.
01:08:25What'd you want me to do?
01:08:27I wanted you to call me!
01:08:29I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:32I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:34Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:38I loved you!
01:08:41I still love you!
01:08:43I always have!
01:08:43Don't you get that?!
01:08:47No.
01:08:49I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:53It was never about the money.
01:08:57I just wanted you...
01:08:59I just wanted you...
01:09:09Piper, what do you want me to do?
01:09:14I want you to go.
01:09:16And I want you to get out!
01:09:17And I want you to never come back!
01:09:19You destroyed our town!
01:09:20You don't even care!
01:09:21You're heartless!
01:09:24I'm heartless?
01:09:29You want me to leave?
01:09:31Is that what you want?!
01:09:36You know what? Fine. Fine.
01:09:38I'll go back to Manhattan with my money.
01:09:41And my rich friends.
01:09:43And my fucking money.
01:09:45And you can stay right here.
01:09:48Just sit.
01:09:50With all the other fucking losers.
01:09:53These poor fucks.
01:09:55Who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:09:58Go ahead.
01:09:59Knock yourself out!
01:10:01I hate you!
01:10:04I hate you!
01:10:07Get out!
01:10:08Get out!
01:10:09Get out!
01:10:13Just go.
01:10:16Please.
01:10:19Hey.
01:10:20Merry Christmas.
01:10:26Wes.
01:10:28Wes.
01:10:29Please, honey.
01:10:30Please stay.
01:10:31Stay.
01:10:32It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:33Mom, listen.
01:10:34I gotta go.
01:10:35I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
01:10:36Okay?
01:10:37Honey, please.
01:10:39Just for once.
01:10:40No.
01:10:41I have to go.
01:10:42I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:53Good job.
01:10:54Good job.
01:10:59Heels off.
01:11:02What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:09What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:11Peepee?
01:11:14Look at me.
01:11:16I am not your baby.
01:11:18I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:21Daddy?
01:11:23Get back here.
01:11:24Get the fuck back here!
01:11:26We had a deal, you little shit!
01:11:31What was that?
01:11:43Do something!
01:11:54Cancel London.
01:11:56You take the chopper back to the city.
01:11:59I'll get my own ride.
01:12:01I need to be alone right now.
01:12:04Of course.
01:12:15Home.
01:12:16And, sir.
01:12:18Merry Christmas.
01:12:20Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:41Yeah, real nice!
01:13:01Manhattan.
01:13:02And if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
01:13:16You didn't...
01:13:19I did it.
01:13:23I'm a hero!
01:13:33You don't have to.
01:13:44I love it.
01:13:47Let's get that.
01:14:10Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:12Listen, why don't we open presents now?
01:14:15And then I was thinking, we take a plane to Portugal for New Year.
01:14:19What do you think?
01:14:22What the hell are you doing?
01:14:29Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:31Careful.
01:14:36I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:40Now.
01:15:02Why did you want me?
01:15:12because because she's crazy because you can't force anybody into a relationship
01:15:17you can't force anybody to love you
01:15:22because i love her what i love her i love piper and i always have
01:15:31what is it about that bitch huh i'm a good person too i i don't need to do the orangutans
01:15:38i i'm sorry i'm rich i'm sorry i don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian
01:15:44i deserve to be loved too i gotta go no no no
01:16:02what am i supposed to do now
01:16:14where's piper
01:16:16i don't know who cares christmas time my dreams are dead
01:17:07you need to listen to me very carefully boy
01:17:12you sign this we all walk out of here if you don't
01:17:16it's gonna be a very messy christmas for you
01:17:19piper you okay
01:17:25where's my mother
01:17:26she wouldn't shut the hell up so we've locked her in the basement
01:17:30let me out
01:17:31all right
01:17:41i'll sign
01:17:42and you'll let them go
01:17:44you have my word
01:17:47all you have to do
01:17:48is sign
01:18:00let me tell you
01:18:02nobody bucks
01:18:05hank calhoun
01:18:06except
01:18:07hank calhoun
01:18:11got what we need
01:18:30don't get my mother
01:18:32you gave that to me
01:18:35i'll leave you again
01:18:46no
01:18:47no
01:18:47wes
01:18:47look out
01:18:48look out
01:19:12get an ambulance
01:19:15call an ambulance please
01:19:18jesus
01:19:21hiper
01:19:22hiper look at me
01:19:24hiper
01:19:31hiper
01:19:32hiper
01:19:32hiper
01:19:33hiper
01:19:34hiper
01:19:34hiper
01:19:34hiper
01:19:39hiper
01:19:39hiper
01:19:44hiper
01:19:45hey wes
01:19:47merry christmas
01:19:48merry christmas
01:19:50cheers
01:20:03hey
01:20:06i'm really happy you decided to move back to town
01:20:10yeah
01:20:10me too
01:20:13i missed it here
01:20:15you all right
01:20:18yeah
01:20:19just
01:20:22i wish she was here
01:20:50oh
01:20:52whoa
01:20:52whoa
01:20:52whoa it's really coming down out there
01:20:54oh sweetie let me help you
01:20:56wait wait wait
01:20:57i gotta get
01:20:58oh
01:20:58sorry
01:21:00thank you
01:21:01sorry i'm late
01:21:02mrs bell had her baby
01:21:04a little boy
01:21:05oh
01:21:05relax
01:21:21what was that for you
01:21:22what was that for you
01:21:36merry christmas
01:21:37merry christmas mrs mandrake
01:21:38merry christmas mr mandrake
01:21:45okay
01:21:51what's that for you
01:21:59yeah
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